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Keep working,
you delinquents.
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I've got my eyes
on you.
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Don't think I'mnot watching you-
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(videogame)Prepare to fist!
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You know I'm no
computer expert,
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but that's veryimpressive work, boys.
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Todd:
We totally made this.
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Yeah, Mrs. Dempsey, you should
probably give us both 'A's.
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Yeah...
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That better not
be porn, Tyler-
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What are
you playing?
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Fisting Fantasy 8.
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It's only the best game
since Fisting Fantasy 7.
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Which one are you,
Curtis?
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LadyDeathBoobs.
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If you touch my boobs
you die!
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Unless it was you.
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I'd let you
touch my boobs.
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(giggling)
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Okay,
XXXASSASSIN23XXX.
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You go through
the Deadly Gate first,
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you know, 'cause you're
so noble and strong and stuff.
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I'm on it,noble friend!
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For the clan!
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(mocking)
For the clan!
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Uhhhhhh-
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(laughing)
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Who's
XXXASSASSIN23XXX?
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No idea.
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Probably some young
naive Norwegian boy?
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He's our
Norwegian bitch.
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Watch, he's about
to go through the gate.
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I'm gonna block the gate
for you with my arrows-
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You're shooting me!I'm on your team!
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Oh, dude!
I'm not trying to!
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Ugh! I'm gettingcrushed by the gate!
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Wait, let me summon
some bolt lightning.
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Oh my God!
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Stop guys!You're making it worse!
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Ohhhh, haha,look at that guys.
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I'm dead.
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(videogame)XXXASSASSINXXX is dead!
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(laughing)
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That was mean.
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He was supposed
to be in your clan.
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Oh, whatever.
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It's just a game,
it's not real life.
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No-
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Beside it was funny.
Right, Jenny?
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Don't know.
Don't care.
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We're not done,are we??
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I'll try hardernext time.
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I can be goodat this game.
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I'll prove I'm a goodmember of the clan.
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Betcha XXXASSFACE
is probably crying
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somewhere in Norwegia
right now-
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(Curtis laughing)
Yeah, he's like:
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I'm a Norwegian...
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(energy pulsing)
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"Iterium Initium..."
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♪
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(energy pulsing)
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(videogame voice)Prepare to fist!
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(videogame voice)Do you have what it takes
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to fist this fantasy?
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Assemble your party!
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Barbarian!
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HA!
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Lady wizard!
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Oh!
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Village minstrel!
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(flute sounds)
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Catarian!
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Meow-
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Holy shit, dudes!
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Did you hear
that voice?
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That's totally
from our game!
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Curtis: That's not the onlything from our game-
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Awww,
my barbarian costume!
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Badass!
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Dude, you're purple!
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- And your arm's back!
- And you're stacked-
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GASP!
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I'm LadyDeathBoobs69!
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With actual
LadyDeathBoobs boobs!
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I'd hypothesize that
someone's used the Book
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to put us
in your video game.
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Someone who
likes cats.
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Todd:
I don't get it.
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Usually whoever uses the Book
makes our lives shitty.
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But this is wicked!
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Why am I
a merry man? Huh?
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Actually,
you're a minstrel-
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Great!
I'm a busker.
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Are you kidding me??
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Jenny, back when
people lived in castles
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minstrels were like
rock stars.
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They made the most kick
ass music in all the land!
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So instead of a weapon
I get a friggin' pan flute?
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That's an ocarina
and I think we'd all
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appreciate it
if you could try not
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to be so ignorant
towards medieval history.
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There were no cat
people in the middle ages.
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Or purpleshe-males.
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I beg to differ.
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But if it makes
you feel any better,
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I got stuck with this
shitty level one wooden sword.
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It's a good thing
I have my arm back-
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How do you girls not
play with these all day long?
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Uhhh!
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What's wrong
sweetie-cat?
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I think there's a
dead snake in my pants.
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♪
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GASP!
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Jenny!
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(Hannah squealing)
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Oh...no...
that's not right.
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BUT, Curtis got a rack,
so you have a penis.
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And that
evens out.
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Futanari!
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I don't wanna
have a penis!
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Here's whatwe're gonna do-
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First we're gonna find
that lame dork that stuck us
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in this fantasy,
and then we're gonna
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make your
penis vanish.
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You ladies should
stick with us experts.
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I say first, we find the
asshole that stuck us in
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this wicked fantasy, and then
we make Hannah's wang vanish.
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Yep, that's
what I just said.
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Yeah,
but I said it better.
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♪
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(videogame voice)The adventure begins!
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Start your journey!
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Best part about being
stuck in a videogame
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is how straightforward
it is-
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First you fight some dudes,
then you get some swag,
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game over.
No surprises.
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Ah!
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Welcome to my
kingdom...OF DEATH!!!
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I am The Red Knight,
ruler of all!
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Listen up, asshole, give us the
Book before it kills you, ok?
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No puny book
shall destroy me!
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You will be the oneslain by me!
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Three times each and then
I will rule this Kingdom!
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FOREVER!
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Holy shit!
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You're
XXXASSASSIN23XXX, aren't you?
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If he is, and he's got the Book,
then he must go to our school-
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Dude, this is because
we punked you, isn't it?
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Look, I know
what you're thinking
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but the Book of Pure Evil
is no game!
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It is no game!
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But rather
a mighty quest!
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First you must find
the sacred sword!
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And then you must
fight your way to defeat me!
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But be warned!
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For hidden in these enchanted
lands are my evil allies!
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OF DEATH!!!
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Joke's on you, pal, we're
gonna smoke you right now.
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Oh, will you?
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Whoa!
Badass!
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(videogame voice) Entering the filthy
village of ***!
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The first thing we need to do
is find the sacred sword.
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Whoa, whoa-
What the hell?
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What's the problem,
Todd?
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Uh, I thought we were
leading this quest?
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Hannah, um-
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Remember how
we asked you girls
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to leave the questing
to us?
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Apologies if I seem curt,
honey, but no way.
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Jenny's life
and my life
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are as much
on the line as yours.
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You tell 'em,
Hannah.
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Wow, Curtis, who wears the
penis in this relationship?
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(beeping)
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The Murk Lurkers,the Murk Lurkers!
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They razed our village
and ate all our crops!
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You must help us before they
make passes at our wives!
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Murk lurkers?
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Todd:
What's a murk lurker?
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(growling)
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Sound dumb!
Little...and stupid.
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We're the Murk Lurkers!
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AH!
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OF DEATH!!!
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Leave this
to the barbarian-
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WHACK!
CLANG!
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Aw...man.
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(growling)
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Leave this
to the lady wizard!
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Curtis-
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Bolt lightning!
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ZAP!
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Oh-
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I had my staff
turned the wrong way-
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(growling)
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ZAP!
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What the hell,
dude?
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What- I killed
the Murk Lurkers!
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And you
killed us too!
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WHACK!
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Todd!
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What? It's just
a wooden sword!
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I didn't think it would
actually hurt him!
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So each of us has lost a
life before we've taken
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a single step
on our "quest".
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Jenny: Yep-
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That doesn't
bode well.
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(videogame voice) Approaching
the hall of treasures!
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Ok, we need to find
the sacred sword!
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If this is a video game
there's gotta be
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a weapon's shop
somewhere around here.
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But first we need
some gold. Ideas?
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We could look in the
sparkly gold locker?
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Ooh!
I won something!
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Looks like
shopping is on me.
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Curtis:
My turn!
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(videogame voice)Plus fifty gold!
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Cooool!
Free skull!
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No, Curtis!
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ZAP!
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Ow-
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Okay...
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We need to find
that weapon's store fast.
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Mischievio
knows the way!
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Unless you'd rather
stay and play.
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Weeeeeeee!
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Oh, weeee!
Who are you?
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Gentle Mischievio
is my name.
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Aiding heroes
is my game.
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He's rhyming!
That's amazing!
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If to the blacksmithyou wish to go.
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Follow brave
Mischieviooooo...!
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Are we sure we can
trust this thing?
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I mean, he has
mischief in his name.
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How can you not
trust a face like that?
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Okay, Mischievio,
you may lead us.
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But trust this!
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If you punk us, we'll hold
you down and I will personally
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drop a deuce
on your furry little chest.
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You got it?
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Mmmhmmm...
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Mmmhmm.
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(videogame voice)Approaching the Blacksmith!
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You see, I'm more than fun
I get the job done!
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Oh, Jimmy's
the Blacksmith-
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Sick! I bet we'll
get a discount!
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Ugh!
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Clang! Clang!
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Hey, Jimmy!
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Hey Gang-
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What can I get you from
the Secret Chamber of Stuff?
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Doesn't he
recognize us?
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Hey Jimmy-
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Hey gang,
what can I get you
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from the Secret Chamber
of Stuff?
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He must be part
of the game!
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Oh!
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Hmmmm-
What can I buy?
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How much
for that metal bra?
262
00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:44,413
Oh, you want
the Magic Titty-Holder
263
00:08:44,406 --> 00:08:46,106
for fifty smackers?
264
00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:47,202
Hell, yeah!
265
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,055
No, wait!
266
00:08:48,087 --> 00:08:49,355
Nice!
267
00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:50,569
(videogame)Minus fifty gold!
268
00:08:50,585 --> 00:08:52,852
Dude, how is that
gonna help us?
269
00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:54,527
Well, it lifts
and separates.
270
00:08:54,522 --> 00:08:56,357
Ugh-
Ok, my turn!
271
00:08:56,347 --> 00:08:59,349
I will take that bitching
sword, my good dude.
272
00:08:59,294 --> 00:09:01,796
Titty Wizard spentall your gold, dude.
273
00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:03,026
Ok, how about
that one?
274
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,674
Titty Wizard spent
all your gold, dude.
275
00:09:04,673 --> 00:09:05,940
That one?
276
00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:07,220
Titty Wizard spent
all your gold, dude.
277
00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:08,801
This sucks!
278
00:09:08,803 --> 00:09:11,271
First I don't get a goatee and
now I don't even get a weapon?
279
00:09:11,235 --> 00:09:13,337
Way to go, Curtis.
Now our fearless leader
280
00:09:13,318 --> 00:09:14,484
doesn't have his
precious sword.
281
00:09:14,502 --> 00:09:16,537
We need to find
that sacred sword.
282
00:09:16,519 --> 00:09:19,821
If a sword to wield
my friend doth seek--
283
00:09:19,753 --> 00:09:21,821
Hey, Mischievio! Thank you,
we're thinking right now!
284
00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:24,237
But if a sword to wield
my friend doth--
285
00:09:24,203 --> 00:09:26,071
Shut up,
you little turd!
286
00:09:26,061 --> 00:09:27,527
Wait!
287
00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:28,967
I think Mischievio is
trying to tell us something!
288
00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:29,908
Mmmhmm!
289
00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:31,235
Go ahead,
Mischievio.
290
00:09:31,247 --> 00:09:35,585
If a sword to wield
my friend doth seek?
291
00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:38,008
Come with me,
we'll take a peek!
292
00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:40,539
Okay, but for the record,
you're not my friend.
293
00:09:43,095 --> 00:09:45,863
(videogame voice)Approaching the secret temple!
294
00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:51,214
The sword resides
with the Great Deceiver.
295
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:56,702
A blade called Sanddragon,
true believer!
296
00:09:56,543 --> 00:09:58,310
Ah, of course...
Sanddragon-
297
00:09:58,303 --> 00:10:00,071
What other sacred
sword could there be?!
298
00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:02,599
Oh, and I hope you're
quick on your feet!
299
00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:06,364
For Snaketicus
you must defeat!
300
00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:12,298
Snaketicus...
Right.
301
00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:20,051
♪
302
00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:21,484
Sanddragon!
303
00:10:24,045 --> 00:10:25,012
Curtis:
Hurry, Todd!
304
00:10:25,037 --> 00:10:26,305
Snaketicus
could be anywhere!
305
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,753
(struggling)
I'm hurrying-
306
00:10:28,176 --> 00:10:30,144
Jenny: Todd!Behind you!
307
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,863
Sorry, Jenny,
but I'm busy trying
308
00:10:31,859 --> 00:10:33,926
to be the greatest hero
in this universe right now.
309
00:10:33,908 --> 00:10:34,707
HISS!
310
00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:35,806
Ahh!
311
00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:38,724
Oh, hello, Troupe!
312
00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,843
Now that I've got
you in my lair,
313
00:10:40,824 --> 00:10:44,260
prepare to be defeated
by...Thnaketicuth!
314
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,120
Curtis: Not if I boltlightning you first!
315
00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:47,408
Bo-
Where's my staff?
316
00:10:47,419 --> 00:10:49,154
You must have left it
in Jimmy's closet.
317
00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,684
You know, if I had a weapon,
I wouldn't lose it.
318
00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:52,346
Just saying.
319
00:10:52,383 --> 00:10:53,717
HISS!
320
00:10:53,728 --> 00:10:55,928
Ha! You're gonna have
to be faster than that
321
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,973
if you want to bite
my shit, Snaketicus!
322
00:10:57,954 --> 00:10:58,954
Fool!
323
00:10:58,979 --> 00:11:00,679
I wathn't aiming
for you!
324
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:01,768
Hannah?
325
00:11:01,797 --> 00:11:02,797
Ow...
326
00:11:03,014 --> 00:11:04,314
Curtis:
What?!
327
00:11:04,326 --> 00:11:08,363
Hi fluffy pillows,
time to go nap nap...
328
00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:11,179
Hannah?!
329
00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,862
SNAKETICUS!!!
330
00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:19,860
Snaketicus,
if she dies so help me-
331
00:11:19,857 --> 00:11:22,626
Oh, I have a cure,
and I'll give it to you.
332
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,347
But only if you feed
me... a thacrifithe!
333
00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:27,168
I think we all know what
we have to do here-
334
00:11:27,158 --> 00:11:28,490
Yeah-
We give him Mischievio.
335
00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:29,101
Uh!
336
00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:30,142
Absolutely!
337
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:30,933
HISS!
338
00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,167
Whoa, hey!
339
00:11:32,183 --> 00:11:35,285
To the snake you
would throw me?
340
00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:37,426
Well, Mischievio
says blow me!
341
00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:40,705
I can't choose between my
girlfriend and a magical imp!
342
00:11:40,637 --> 00:11:42,938
You can't do that
to a man!
343
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,142
It's me-
344
00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:46,406
Hannah for me.
345
00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:47,365
Jenny: No...
346
00:11:47,393 --> 00:11:48,326
No-
347
00:11:48,353 --> 00:11:49,119
No.
348
00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:50,354
How thurprithing.
349
00:11:50,371 --> 00:11:52,305
The lady withard
ith the true hero,
350
00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,992
and not the barbarian.
351
00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:55,455
There ith no cure.
352
00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:57,163
(laughing)
353
00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:58,551
Firtht I will eat you,
354
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,200
and then I'm gonna
eat your friendth!
355
00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:03,368
And then I'll have a nap!
Becauthe I will be full.
356
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,073
You're a dishonest
snake!
357
00:12:05,066 --> 00:12:06,200
HISS!
CLANG!
358
00:12:06,924 --> 00:12:08,692
My, my fangs!
359
00:12:08,685 --> 00:12:10,286
I just had
them capped!
360
00:12:10,286 --> 00:12:12,887
You just got owned
by a big-tittied wizard!
361
00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:15,148
You will die
a big-tittied wizard.
362
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,387
HISS!
363
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,168
Haha, tickles!
That tickles, that tickles!
364
00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:19,229
Stop!
365
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,740
HISS!
366
00:12:21,747 --> 00:12:22,981
Stupid kids!
367
00:12:24,117 --> 00:12:25,918
Oh, and one
more thing-
368
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:26,743
HISS!
369
00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:27,941
Ok, Snaketicus-
Ugh!
370
00:12:28,151 --> 00:12:29,585
Jenny:Too late, Todd.
371
00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,159
Aw...man-
372
00:12:34,235 --> 00:12:35,468
How do we save
Hannah?!
373
00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:37,284
Snaketicus said
there was no cure!
374
00:12:37,276 --> 00:12:39,043
My eyes are
up here, dude!
375
00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:40,104
Sorry-
376
00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:44,293
Mischievio
knows a cure.
377
00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:45,058
Huh?
378
00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:46,356
That didn't rhyme.
379
00:12:47,202 --> 00:12:49,604
Well, Mischievio
feels like poo.
380
00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:52,105
Doesn't really want
to rhyme for you.
381
00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,034
That rhymed.
382
00:12:53,221 --> 00:12:54,522
But Mischievio!
383
00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:56,369
I almost sacrificed
my life for you!
384
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,961
Ok...for you
Mischievio will tell,
385
00:12:59,881 --> 00:13:04,952
but the goateed Minstrel
you can go to...hell.
386
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:09,176
(videogame voice) Approaching
the grove of healing!
387
00:13:09,903 --> 00:13:12,705
To revive the Catarianand resume out hunt,
388
00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:15,025
we'll need a song
from this Minstrel cu-
389
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,762
Todd: Hey!
390
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,988
Seriously?
391
00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:20,551
For Hannah.
392
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:30,592
(Jenny playing)
393
00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:31,596
Hannah:
Curtis...
394
00:13:32,476 --> 00:13:34,211
Wow, it's working!
395
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:35,779
Thanks, Jenny!
396
00:13:35,806 --> 00:13:36,872
Yeah-
397
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,501
You okay?
Let's go.
398
00:13:39,488 --> 00:13:40,422
(Jenny playing)
399
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:41,849
Todd:
Come on, Jenny!
400
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:43,943
Hey, Jenny,
come on!
401
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,904
(Jenny playing)
402
00:13:46,371 --> 00:13:47,339
JENNY!
403
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:50,568
(videgame voice)Approaching the Ice Cave!
404
00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:56,638
♪
405
00:13:56,457 --> 00:14:00,861
The Frost Goblim roams
this cold domain!
406
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:04,552
She'll freeze you in ice
and here you'll remain!
407
00:14:04,463 --> 00:14:09,165
Frost Goblin: I smella bunch of delinquentsssss!
408
00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:12,920
Your ass is ice!
409
00:14:13,203 --> 00:14:14,970
Dudes, check out
that door!
410
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,898
Somehow we've got
to unlock it
411
00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:18,819
while avoiding the
Goblin's touch.
412
00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:20,540
This will
require stealth.
413
00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:22,809
Why are you
looking at me?
414
00:14:22,808 --> 00:14:24,208
Duh,you're a Catarian.
415
00:14:24,217 --> 00:14:25,685
Your species
specializes in stealth.
416
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,991
You gotta do it,
Hannah-
417
00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:28,971
If Hannah manages to
sneak past the frost bitch,
418
00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:30,758
how is she gonna
unlock the doors?
419
00:14:30,749 --> 00:14:31,916
No idea.
420
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,469
That's why they
call it a puzzle.
421
00:14:33,471 --> 00:14:35,472
'Cause no one
knows the answer.
422
00:14:35,456 --> 00:14:37,290
Don't think
I'm not watching!
423
00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:40,983
Even though I'm blind
I can still smell.
424
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:41,832
Good luck-
425
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:51,301
♪
426
00:14:50,986 --> 00:14:54,420
(sniffing)
427
00:14:54,347 --> 00:14:56,414
I smell teenagers!
428
00:14:56,876 --> 00:15:04,350
(sniffing)
429
00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,180
Yes!...
430
00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:07,603
I feel like I'm
very close now...
431
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:11,572
It smells a little bitlike shit back here!
432
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:13,701
GASP!
433
00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:15,419
That shape is
strangely familiar-
434
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,716
If only I had
some sort of stick
435
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:19,656
that was ten inches long
with a bulbous
436
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:22,411
mushroomshaped end
and two dangling orbs--
437
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,781
Oh, come on, come on,
we must make haste!
438
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,625
The answer lies
below your waist!
439
00:15:27,613 --> 00:15:29,714
Shut the fuck up,
Mischievio?!
440
00:15:30,111 --> 00:15:32,512
I smell you, feline!
441
00:15:33,858 --> 00:15:34,991
Hannah:
This is ridiculous!
442
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:37,045
Wait-
This is a video game.
443
00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:39,162
It specializes
in the ridiculous!
444
00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:46,333
Uh, is she doing what
I think she's doing?
445
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,746
That's my girl!
446
00:15:47,754 --> 00:15:49,588
And what a cock!
447
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,613
She's pricking
the lock!
448
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:58,566
(growling/hissing)
449
00:15:58,383 --> 00:15:59,483
(beeping)
450
00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:01,630
Yes!
451
00:16:03,122 --> 00:16:08,693
Noooo, you have brought
warmth to my frozen hell!
452
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,869
I must retreat
into my ice cave!
453
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,428
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
454
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,368
Let's go!
455
00:16:22,013 --> 00:16:22,646
Way to go,
sweetie!
456
00:16:22,686 --> 00:16:24,220
(giggling)
457
00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:28,773
Don't forget, Mischievio!
Haha! Ha...ha-
458
00:16:28,673 --> 00:16:32,609
Oh, Mischievio,
we could never forget you-
459
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:33,449
Get him!
460
00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:36,544
(struggling)
461
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:39,573
Why'd you guys
go and do that for?
462
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:41,092
Because that
fuzzball is a liability.
463
00:16:41,096 --> 00:16:42,263
He almost got
Hannah frozen!
464
00:16:42,281 --> 00:16:43,381
And he smells.
465
00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:45,369
He's got like
shit-nuggets in his fur.
466
00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,723
Come on!Bang-bang!
467
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:50,125
(videogame) Approaching thelair of the Red Knight!
468
00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:56,526
Curtis:The cafeteria? Wicked!
469
00:16:56,529 --> 00:16:58,262
Maybe I can
score some mead-
470
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,458
Hannah:And a dragon burger.
471
00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,708
Yeah!
472
00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:02,984
You ride dragons, Hannah,
you don't eat them.
473
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,334
Look, it's
that red guy again.
474
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:08,536
We meet again,
XXXASSASSIN23XXX.
475
00:17:08,472 --> 00:17:12,074
And so ends your
life... OF DEATH!!!
476
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:13,244
STOMP!
477
00:17:13,434 --> 00:17:14,501
Ugh!
478
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,062
Woo-
479
00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:19,444
It's a dance
challenge!
480
00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,188
I jumped and
dodged the first blast!
481
00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:22,883
Oh, man,
I suck at these.
482
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,480
Then follow my lead!
483
00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:26,415
Remember: The key
is in the timing.
484
00:17:26,402 --> 00:17:28,135
Watch the lights
and forget the music!
485
00:17:28,963 --> 00:17:30,429
Wait a minute!
486
00:17:30,436 --> 00:17:33,671
Jenny, you play Boogie Woogie
Uprising, don't you?!
487
00:17:33,606 --> 00:17:34,406
No comment.
488
00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:36,339
Now follow my lead!
489
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,388
(videogame voice)LEVEL ONE!
490
00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:39,856
STOMP!
491
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,317
Jump! Step!
492
00:17:41,323 --> 00:17:44,224
Jump! Step!
493
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,272
Jump!
494
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,560
NO!
495
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,800
(videogame voice)LEVEL TWO!
496
00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:56,755
♪
497
00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:58,432
(videogame voice)LEVEL THREE!
498
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:06,294
♪
499
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,274
Look at his chest!
500
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,363
Time to finish this!
501
00:18:09,851 --> 00:18:12,085
Yeaaaaaah,
uh!!!
502
00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:18,087
I am defeated!
503
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,636
But you will encounter me
again in Fisting Fantasy 9.
504
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,203
Next spring!
Pre-order it now.
505
00:18:25,252 --> 00:18:27,320
Why hasn't the world
gone back to normal?
506
00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:29,068
I thought I defeated
XXXASSASSIN23XXX?
507
00:18:29,061 --> 00:18:31,095
Is it possible that
killing The Red Knight
508
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,579
wasn't the end
of the quest?
509
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,149
Ugh-
510
00:18:33,672 --> 00:18:34,405
What?!
511
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,588
So how do weget out of this game?
512
00:18:37,799 --> 00:18:38,810
Oh man...
513
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,503
I didn't kill the boss?!
514
00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,745
But I'm supposed
to be the hero!
515
00:18:43,859 --> 00:18:44,893
Ahahaha!
516
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:48,052
And now the Red Knight
will meet his demise!
517
00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:50,393
When Mischievio
and friends take him by-
518
00:18:51,257 --> 00:18:52,190
Surprise?
519
00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:54,419
Yeah, we already defeated
the Red Knight, Mischievio.
520
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,761
No thanks to you.
521
00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:59,106
We were supposed to
finish the quest together!
522
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,337
Don't you understand?
523
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:03,518
I'm XXXASSASSIN23XXX!
524
00:19:03,455 --> 00:19:05,589
So the Red Knight
is Mischievio!?
525
00:19:05,568 --> 00:19:07,469
No, no, no!I am Mischievio!
526
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,558
Kyle!
527
00:19:08,579 --> 00:19:09,946
Who's Kyle?
528
00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:11,922
I'm in your
computer class.
529
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:15,243
I used the book to make
Fisting Fantast real
530
00:19:15,174 --> 00:19:17,876
so that we could be
a clan for real.
531
00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:20,933
We kill you all the time.
We think you suck.
532
00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:22,007
I know that.
533
00:19:22,026 --> 00:19:24,027
I knew you guys hated
the Red Knight
534
00:19:24,012 --> 00:19:26,613
so I changed who I was
so that we could fight
535
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,273
the Red Knight
together!
536
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,569
What's your name again?
537
00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:31,016
Kyle!
538
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:32,389
That doesn't
sound Norwegish.
539
00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:34,967
So you thought you
could be our friend
540
00:19:34,929 --> 00:19:37,097
by becoming an annoying
little shithead?
541
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,042
Annoying??
I thought I was being funny!
542
00:19:39,028 --> 00:19:40,061
Endearing!
543
00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:41,852
No one wants to
be here except you.
544
00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:43,980
None of that
matters, okay?
545
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,694
You have ruined
my fantasy!
546
00:19:46,648 --> 00:19:49,783
And you have ruined
my life!
547
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,522
(energy pulsing)
548
00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:54,350
For your folly,
you must pay!
549
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:58,403
For now it is
Mischievio's day!
550
00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:02,580
(energy pulsing)
551
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:03,760
(giggling)
552
00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:05,645
Yeah, now's my chance
to be the hero!
553
00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:09,404
Enough with the stupid
fucking rhymes, you jackass!
554
00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:10,551
THUMP!
555
00:20:11,237 --> 00:20:13,677
(videogame voice)GAME OVER!
556
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,716
I did it!
557
00:20:19,883 --> 00:20:20,983
I win!
558
00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:23,105
I totally saved us!
I did it!
559
00:20:23,085 --> 00:20:25,123
My penis is gone!
560
00:20:28,945 --> 00:20:30,879
What's with
the sad faces?
561
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:33,367
Man, I was supposed
to be the hero.
562
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,598
My boobs are gone.
563
00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:36,525
I had plans
for those.
564
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:37,466
Me too.
565
00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:38,560
(laughing)
566
00:20:38,645 --> 00:20:39,212
Yes!
567
00:21:31,242 --> 00:21:35,679
568
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:40,279
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