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♪
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Keep growing,
little buds,
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one day you're gonna get
big and have babies
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and they're gonna fill
my lungs with love.
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Jimmy!
Keys to the lock-up.
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Whoa, not so fast, man,
you must pay a tithe
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to enter
the Chamber of Stuff.
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Curtis, tithe.
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Um--
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How about these
porn star cards?
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Oh,
what's this?
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It's a transhumanist
porn star.
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You mean
she-male?
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Cyborg
she-male.
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Alright, I can use this.
I accept your tithe.
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And here--
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Just keep away from
the crate of snakes, please.
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You got it.
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Aw man, it's going
to take forever
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before you can
smoke these.
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Need I remind you, man,
patience pays off.
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The longer the wait,
the higher the bake.
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Like when Todd didn't
whack off for a week
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and then when he
did we were like "WHOA!!!"
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Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
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Sweet
skateboard!
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Look, it's even got a
skeleton with a boner on it.
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Cool!
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Thanks, Jimmy.
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See you later, dude.
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Are you ready?
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I was stillborn ready.
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♪
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Whoa!
(laughing)
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Todd: Kamikaze
Stonehenge!
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CRASH!
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Yeah!
(laughing)
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This is why my next
boyfriend's gonna be
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a college drop-out,
or a dude with a kid
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someone, like,
mature.
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What in the
name of goddess?!
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Look at all these
bottles and cans!
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Pretty awesome,
huh?
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You could at least
put them in the recycling bin,
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you monsters!
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Sorry, but our school doesn't
have a recycling program.
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I hatethis school!
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There's no recycling,
our carbon footprint is obscene,
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and the fire extinguishersare full of deadly asbestos!
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None of you care about
the needs of Mother Earth!
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Hey, I care about
the needs of Mother Earth.
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Last week I found a baby bird
and put it back in its nest.
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Then its mother wouldn't feed
it because I touched it.
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CRASH!
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Are you
okay, Gina?
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Back off!!!
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It's pronounced
Gyna!
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Yeah, well,
last week it was Gina,
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and you were a meth-
smoking raver, so--
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Get awayfrom me, you...!!!
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Earth-rapers!
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Whoa--
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You all think you'reso safe and secure
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with your modern luxuries
but just you wait!
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One day Mother Earthwill turn her back on you,
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just like
you did her.
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Listen, Gina, Mother Earth
is just a cold dead rock
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hurtling through spaceuntil the sun supernovas
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and we all die
a fiery death.
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Ok-ay?
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So, like, go eat
a granola dick.
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Ugh!
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UGH!
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Disgusting!
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They're all disgusting--
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Oh my,
Goddess...--
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You know, Gyna does
have a point.
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Research shows that all life
on earth could be extinct
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within the next two
hundred years.
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Yeah, but Sweetie, we'll be
dead by then so who cares?
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But what about our children,
and our children's children?
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I can't believe I'm the one
that has to correct
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the science expert, but
children can't have children.
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Only big people
can have children.
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Look, there's not gonna be
a future if we don't find
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the Book of Pure Evil
and destroy it.
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Yeah, otherwise Todd will
become the Pure Evil One
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and destroy the world slightly
faster than global warming.
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Todd: Look--
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Can we have one meeting
where we don't mention
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that I'm
the Pure Evil One?
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Perhaps now'san opportune time
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for me to show you
my new computer program.
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I've written a sophisticated
algorithm which uses
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a combination
of statistical analysis
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and character profiling
to determine
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which Crowley High
student is most likely
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to receive
the Book next.
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That sounds
super useful.
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I mean, it's no
con queso finger, but still.
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This could be the solution
to all our problems!
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So--
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983 studentsfit the profile.
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Great that's
the whole school.
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We need to narrow
down the parameters--
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Just a little--
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Okay, it's not
working.
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If this is gonna take
a while, I better call
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my future self and warn her
I'll be late--
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Hannah: Ha ha--
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Hey, my
phone's dead.
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Shitty,
mine too
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Now how am I gonna
sext you, Jenny?
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Ew, I didn't
get any sexts.
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Those were
for Jenny?
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Oh...
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Hey--
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My arm's
not working.
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Whoa--
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What's going on
around here?
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My secret spy cameras
just died
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and so did my personal
massage tool.
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Holy
Jupiter Shit.
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Hannah:
Look at this!
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These vines are growing at
a hugely accelerated pace!
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We need
to investigate, gang.
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You know, as far as disasters
caused by the Book go,
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this one's not so bad.
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I guess you guys haven't
noticed the poisonous snakes.
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Oh, actually, that's
not a poisonous breed.
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It's totally harmless,
unless you're a bird,
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or small rodent,
or a smaller snake--
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We get it, that snake
is a total pussy.
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What about
that one?
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That's a more
deadly breed.
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We gotta fight
that snake!
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CRACK!
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Ugh,
too late.
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We gotta run
from that snake--
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Gang:
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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Oh my God,
check this out!
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Jimmy!
Something is up!
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Yeah, your cocks when
you see what I have!
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Holy...shit!
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Dude--
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Wow.
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♪
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Hello.
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I see you've used
the Book to make some
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eco-friendly changes
around the school.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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It's like
a new Eden.
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Yeah--
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I don't care
for forests.
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(crying)
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(wolf snarling)
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Anyways...--
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I bet you're getting
awfully bored of the Book,
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why don't you hand
it over to me?
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Why should I give it to you,
when it's done all this?
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Because I'm your
guidance counsellor?
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My work
isn't done yet.
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I really need
something to read?
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I must
go further!
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I must totally
reclaim this land!
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You know there's fruit
growing off your head, right?
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Mmm--
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Look!
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I'm becoming
one...with nature!
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Curtis: Whoa!
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See, my patience
paid off!
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Dude, I think we've died
and gone to Valhalla--
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There's so much weed
to be smoked!
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And smoked...
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and smoked!
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(Todd and Curtis
whimpering)
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Boys, we don't really
have time for this!
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Come on, let them
be children.
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You know, this is
a glorious moment.
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Hannah: Come on--
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(Todd and Curtis
groaning)
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(giggling)
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So, technology is
breaking down everywhere
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and plants are taking
over, coincidence?
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Or Gyna-incidence?
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(laughing)
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Truly, this
is paradise.
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I think we're gonna have to
deal with this on our own.
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Yeah, I know.
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(screaming)
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What's happening
to me?!
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I just shaved my pits
this morning!
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I just waxed
last night!
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Ew--
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Ugh...ugh...
ahhhhhhhhh!
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Jenny, did youjust see that?
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Some feedback
please--
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AHHHHHHHHH!
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AH--
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All this screaming's
hurting my throat.
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Hannah: Hannah's journal.Hour One.
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With the exception of myself,
everybody in Crowley High
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has devolved into somesort of proto-human.
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I'm not entirely surewhether they are Cro-Magnon
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or Neanderthal--
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Or is it Neander-tal?
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Jimmy: Ow--
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Ow--
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Cave Jimmy seems shockinglysimilar to normal Jimmy.
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But I despair at what it's done
to my poor boyfriend, Curtis.
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Although, he dideat a bug last week.
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But that was becauseMr. Gunderson dared him.
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Itchy--
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Whoa--
What is that?
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(grunting)
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Stop that!
Cave Jenny!
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(grunting)
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(fart sounds)
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I think it's safe to say
I won't be getting
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any help from
this group.
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(grunting)
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What are you doing?!
Stop that!
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Bad cave people!
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Bad cave people!
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I must now stop the Bookand turn my friends
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back intohomo sapiens.
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But first I must teachmy cave friends how
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to 'follow the leader'.
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And in order to do that I must
establish myself as the Alpha.
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(grunting)
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WHACK!
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(grunting)
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Me, Hannah!
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Me, leader!
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Now, let's find
the Book.
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Come on cave Jimmy,
let's go, time to go!
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Are you gonna stay here
and eat your plants?
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Well, I guess
that's one less primitive
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I have
to worry about.
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(grunting)
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Come on!
Come on!
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Things are looking
bad for the school,
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but good for
the botany club.
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(grunting)
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WHACK!
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WHACK!
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WHACK!
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Come on,
gang!
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(grunting)
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(growling)
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Let's take
a break here!
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(grunting)
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Hour three.
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The forestis dense and lonely.
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The devolved Gang is heavyon public urination
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but lighton conversation.
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I misstheir voices.
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This would bethe point where Todd
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would lamenthis dark destiny.
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(grunting)
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Curtis would make a joketo lighten the mood.
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(burpngng/coughing)
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(grunting)
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00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:20,031
And Jenny would remind us that
life is short and brutal.
265
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,690
Then again it's nice to seeher laughing for a change.
266
00:12:23,479 --> 00:12:25,413
You go,
Cave Jenny!
267
00:12:35,012 --> 00:12:37,447
You don't just
grow a stitch--
268
00:12:39,817 --> 00:12:42,585
Break's over!
Come on time to go!
269
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,975
(grunting)
270
00:12:44,943 --> 00:12:47,044
Hannah:Can you hear that?
271
00:12:47,025 --> 00:12:49,426
This forest has
really come to life.
272
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,105
That sounds
like the mating call
273
00:12:53,112 --> 00:12:55,180
of the Spring
Peeper Treefrog!
274
00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:57,903
Listen!
275
00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:00,351
Is that just me
or you hear drums?
276
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,689
♪
277
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:17,024
(grunting)
278
00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:18,994
Back!
Back you savages!
279
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:24,138
I'm the queen
of this stone age.
280
00:13:24,922 --> 00:13:25,989
WHACK!
281
00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:36,440
(grunting)
282
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:50,428
(grunting)
283
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,299
(whimpering)
284
00:13:54,074 --> 00:13:55,108
WHACK!
285
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:59,262
(grunting)
286
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:12,713
♪
287
00:14:12,174 --> 00:14:21,415
♪
288
00:14:21,048 --> 00:14:28,454
♪
289
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:30,225
Well, at least I still
have my glasses.
290
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:30,877
Yoink!
291
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,316
Oh, come on!
292
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:39,930
Come on, they don't
even fit your face!
293
00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:41,684
GRRRRRRR!
294
00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:48,135
(grunting)
295
00:14:49,752 --> 00:14:52,086
Come my children!
296
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,292
Come to Mother!
297
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:58,767
I hunger,my children!
298
00:14:58,722 --> 00:15:01,657
Deliver sustenanceto your goddess!
299
00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:02,672
Gina--
300
00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:05,282
It's Gyna!
301
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,391
But it's notGyna anymore.
302
00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:10,632
I am
something... more.
303
00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:12,541
Something that has not
existed on this earth
304
00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:14,730
since before
the age of man.
305
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:15,942
Age of man?
306
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,624
Gyna, you of all people
shouldn't be making
307
00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:20,158
that gender bias, I mean,
you spell women with a 'Y'
308
00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:21,855
to keep
the men out of it.
309
00:15:21,851 --> 00:15:23,818
How dare you,
a mere mortal,
310
00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:25,573
question the words
of a Goddess!
311
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:27,835
Hey, I'll have you know
I'm no mere mortal.
312
00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,178
I fight evil
on a regular basis!
313
00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:31,982
And now you will
feed mother nature!
314
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,209
On a
one time basis!
315
00:15:34,538 --> 00:15:35,804
(energy pulsing)
316
00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:37,086
It's the Book of Pure--
317
00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:37,765
Ugh!
Ugh!!!
318
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,172
(laughing)
319
00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:43,578
I've always feltlike a tree on the inside
320
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,608
and now I'm a treeon the outside!
321
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:48,692
(laughing)
322
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,267
Ahhhh!
323
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,164
I don't know why you have notdevolved like the others,
324
00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:56,052
but you'll still make
for fine fertilizer!
325
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,269
Look, I like nature too,
but this isn't right!
326
00:15:58,243 --> 00:16:00,010
It's not natura--
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
327
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,649
It's actually
supernatural.
328
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:07,286
Don't youunderstand?
329
00:16:07,246 --> 00:16:09,947
I am nature!
330
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:12,631
Now let
the sacrifice begin!
331
00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:16,478
Come to mother,
Hannah!
332
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,842
Come back
inside mother!
333
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,407
Book...
334
00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:28,785
What are youdoing?!
335
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:30,706
Get your handsoff of that!
336
00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,096
Get away!
337
00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:39,236
(laughing)
338
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:41,118
(extinguisher sounds)
339
00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:42,040
Hey!
340
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,001
Heeeey--
341
00:16:43,028 --> 00:16:44,296
What are
you doing?!
342
00:16:44,311 --> 00:16:46,011
Stop that!
343
00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:52,847
(extinguisher sounds)
344
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:54,073
You're killing--
345
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,682
The environment!
346
00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:02,712
You're killing
the environment!
347
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:08,601
(vomit spraying)
348
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:21,978
♪
349
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:34,450
♪
350
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:39,104
♪
351
00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:46,304
♪
352
00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:48,481
Fuck the
environment.
353
00:18:02,737 --> 00:18:03,804
Jenny: Ew!
354
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,794
Why are you
spooning me?!
355
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:08,215
Uh, you were
spooning me.
356
00:18:08,183 --> 00:18:11,285
But why was I spooning Jenny,
I should be spooning Hannah?
357
00:18:11,227 --> 00:18:12,627
Or Todd?
358
00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:15,090
Why are we
in Jimmy's closet?
359
00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:17,006
Why am I
dirtier than usual?
360
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:20,570
Oh shit, why does my
finger smell like ass?!
361
00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:21,452
What?
362
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,213
(sniff)
363
00:18:24,361 --> 00:18:26,462
That doesn't smell
like your ass dude.
364
00:18:30,449 --> 00:18:31,682
Hannah's journal--
365
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,577
Jimmy: Dudes!
366
00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:35,422
Dudes,
what day is it?
367
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:37,849
I just woke up from
a serious weed nap,
368
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,084
and I dreamt that
I was a cave man
369
00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:41,826
and there was these
huge pot plants
370
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,823
and I took one
of the buds and I ate it,
371
00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:46,635
and I got baked
man it was--
372
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,728
And you were all there
and you were cave men too.
373
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,436
Whoa--
374
00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:51,738
Jimmy--
375
00:18:51,752 --> 00:18:54,987
I think I just had the same
dream that you had?
376
00:18:55,244 --> 00:18:56,710
Whoa whoa--
377
00:18:56,717 --> 00:18:59,652
I think I had the same dream
that you guys just had!
378
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,535
But was I in your dreamor were you in my dream?
379
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:03,751
That wasn't
a dream!
380
00:19:03,765 --> 00:19:04,732
Huh?
381
00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:05,792
We have
to find Hannah.
382
00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:07,341
No no no no--
383
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:08,954
No no no, I know!
384
00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:11,812
Something happened
I know it, I know it!
385
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,669
Why are my
tapes blank?!
386
00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:18,220
And so it was the asbestos
from the old extinguisher
387
00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:20,282
that corroded
Gyna's insides.
388
00:19:20,263 --> 00:19:22,031
Hooray
for asbestos!
389
00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:24,660
Man, I can't believe we were
cavemen that's so badass.
390
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:27,455
Was I sexy as a caveman,
did I turn you on?
391
00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:30,342
No. But Todd liked you,
he tried to hump you.
392
00:19:30,289 --> 00:19:31,790
Really?
Sweet!
393
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,898
Uh, you know Hannah,
you really stuck it to Gyna.
394
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,675
Yeah, you really stuck it
to that 'trunt'.
395
00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:39,661
Dude, did you just
come up with that?
396
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,578
Yeah, like, off
the top of my head.
397
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:43,501
See, this is exactly
what I'm talking about,
398
00:19:43,489 --> 00:19:46,424
we need to start a company
where we just like name shit.
399
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:47,772
And we'll call it--
400
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,283
We'll figure it out.
401
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,726
There's one thing
I don't understand though,
402
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,567
How come Hannah didn't
go ape like the rest of us?
403
00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:59,922
Guess it's just another
mystery of the supernatural.
404
00:20:02,005 --> 00:20:04,273
Eh-- I'm hungry.
Let's go eat something.
405
00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:05,548
Banana splits!
406
00:20:05,562 --> 00:20:08,129
How many times
do I have to tell you guys
407
00:20:08,093 --> 00:20:09,025
I'm lactose
intolerant?!
408
00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:10,054
So?
409
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,577
Just eat it
without ice cream.
410
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:15,053
Yeah, put some cheese on it.
I can hook you up. Boop.
411
00:20:15,139 --> 00:20:16,372
Curtis!
412
00:20:17,222 --> 00:20:18,288
Gross--
413
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:21,545
You coming,
Hannah?
414
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:23,114
I'll catch up
with you later.
415
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:25,363
Bye.
416
00:21:15,956 --> 00:21:16,255
♪
417
00:21:16,256 --> 00:21:21,256
418
00:21:21,306 --> 00:21:25,856
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