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Top of the morning
to you, little dude!
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Hey, eat shit and
die of eating shit.
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Whoa, that's no way to
treat your friends.
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You're not my friends.
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We're the only ones
that know what
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you're going through,
little dude,
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and where you're going to.
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You can't escape
your destiny, loser.
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It's either us or no one.
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I've got real friends!
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Ones that will stick
by me no matter what!
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Not for long.
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Is that a threat?
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Whoa, whoa, far be it for us
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to threaten the
destroyer of worlds.
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But a shitstorm is brewing, bro.
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And you're the asshole
at the center of it.
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And your friends?
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They're just gonna
be swept aside.
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And casually fucked
into nothingness.
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He's saying they're
all gonna die
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if they keep hanging
with you, loser.
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Yeah, I got that, asshole.
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Rob: Whoa, not the finger!
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You're too hard-core for us!
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(Laughing)
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What are we gonna do
about Todd's problem?
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You know he shaved his nutsack
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and now it's super
itchy and in-grown?
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Guys do that?
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Well, not me.
I rock the dick beard.
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It makes my porksword look
like a wise old wizard.
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Curtis: And I mean old.
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That sounds far worse-
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I'm talking about
Todd's bigger problem.
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We need to find out
what happens if
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he really is the pure evil one.
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It means he's gonna
destroy the world.
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Or something.
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I for one think we need to
keep him from doing that.
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Jenny: Uh, yeah! He could be
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more dangerous than the
book of pure evil.
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Curtis: Whoa, you guys-
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you're talking about
my best friend here.
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Maybe all he needs is
for us to tell him
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we love him.
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Jenny: Can't we tell
him we like him?
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It's sorta the same thing.
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Love's more powerful.
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Love conquers all.
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That's so sweet.
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Can we get back on track here?
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My dad was researching the book
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when those satanists
kidnapped him.
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He must know something
about that prophecy
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they were talking about.
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Too bad he's in a coma-
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but he could snap out
of that any day now.
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Like right now.
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Thanks, Curtis.
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Look!
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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"Dear Jenny, your
father is a vegatable.
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"Which is why I'm leaving him.
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"With you. Forever.
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"Love, mom."
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Curtis: Yeah but there's
something on the back.
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"P.S. Forever means
I'm not coming back."
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Harsh.
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Hi! I'm Leslie!
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You wanna trade sandwiches?!
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Why would I want to
trade sandwiches?
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Maybe you eat my sandwich
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and I eat your sandwich
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and we become friends?
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"Expello... meus...
Solitudo... eternus!"
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Subsfreak
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Okay, listen up,
you old geezers.
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I've got an important
announcement to make.
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I too have an important
announcement to make.
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Are you telling me
your announcement
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is more important than mine?
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Most assuredly.
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Get on with it. Make it snappy.
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My fellow brethren-
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our ancient society recently
suffered a terrible
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and painful loss when
our beloved Minion Bob
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died at the hands of the book.
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You're not being snappy!
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Fine!
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Now that he's gone, we
need to replace him!
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So please welcome
our new fourth Minion-
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Fred.
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(Clapping)
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Minion Bob's ceremonial robe.
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Sorry we didn't get
a chance to wash
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the blood and feces off it.
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Atticus: Yeah, welcome
to the family,
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Minion Fred.
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I'm sure you'll be just
as mediocre a Minion
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as the rest of them.
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Now onto the real
important announcement.
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(Clears throat)
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I'm the pure evil one.
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At least I will be,
once you deliver me
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the book of pure evil.
Questions? Comments? Praise?
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Yeah, let's start
with Minion George.
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If this is a joke,
I don't get it.
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No. Not a joke.
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Okay, you're trying to
set up a bigger joke.
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Yeah, like a prank!
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Look, I just told you guys
I'm the pure evil one.
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That's...Big news!
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I thought somebody...
Would be excited by that?
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Did you just say you want us
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to get you the
book of pure evil?
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Because we haven't been outside
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of this home in
almost twenty years.
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(Laughing) You're
all so useless!
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That includes you, Minion Fred.
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Atticus: I'll find
the book myself!
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What a dipshit!
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(Laughing)
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You'll fit in just
fine, Minion Fred!
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So our goals should be:
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Get the book before
Atticus does.
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And destroy the book
before Todd becomes-
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(whispering) The pure evil one.
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Thanks for the reminder, Hannah.
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I think he heard you.
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Sorry, Todd, but it's something
we have to deal with
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before you hurt anyone else.
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Ow!
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Your arm's made of metal, idiot!
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You shorted out my arm!
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Okay, careful where you-
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whack!
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Curtis!
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Aim that.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to fist your dad.
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That metal arm is dangerous!
It could kill somebody!
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I'm the one that's dangerous.
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I mean, I almost
killed my best friend.
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After I tried to kill you, dude.
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Let's call it even.
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No you were under
the book's power.
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I wasn't.
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Look, even if we get the
book before Atticus,
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there's no way to destroy it.
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And if I really become
the pure evil one-
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I don't want you guys
around when that happens.
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Maybe if we find out
more about the prophecy
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we can stop that from happening.
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It's time for me
to be my own dude.
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I need to do this alone.
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Todd!
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Todd, wait!
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We love you!
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Did Todd just break up with us?
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(Brody whistling)
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Nice robe, sweater dude!
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Oh, I keep forgetting
to take this off-
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it looks great. Really.
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Totally flattering.
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Really?
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Loser.
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I'm getting mixed
messages from you guys.
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He's not easily impressed.
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Oh, you'll be
impressed soon enough.
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You all will when I lay my hands
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on the book of pure evil
and complete my ascendence
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to become the pure evil one.
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Brody: Just remember-
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only the pure evil one can
control the power of the book.
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Yes, me. And only me.
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Who is who I am.
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Yeah, you might want
to lose the robe
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before you go into the school.
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Fuck! Keep forgetting
to take this thing off!
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(Laughing)
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Hi. I'm Leslie!
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What's your name?
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Uh, my name is "get out
of my face, fannypack."
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Would you like to be my friend?
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Yeah! I'm like so glad
we're friends now!
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You and I are gonna
be very close.
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Would you like to be my friend?
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What?
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Hello, Todd.
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Oh great-
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so glad I bumped into you.
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I've got a big surprise for you.
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But I can't tell you what it is,
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because I want it
to stay a surprise,
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so you'll be surprised
when you hear it.
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What?
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I'm gonna destroy
your little gang!
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There is no gang anymore.
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It's just me and you.
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And I'm gonna find the
book before you do.
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Then I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Believe me,
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my ass can take a
lot of pounding.
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I didn't say pound. I said kick.
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Same thing.
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No, it- it really isn't.
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Yeah- it is.
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Fine. Have it your way.
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I'm still gonna find the
book before you do.
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Oh, I'll find the book
before you, Todd Smith!
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And I'll be waiting
with anticipation!
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For that ass-pounding.
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Atticus: Who has
the book this time?
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Is it the makeup face children?
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Is it the pornographic
fantasy ladies?
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Is it the preppy bags of douche?
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You were so right, Leslie!
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Trading sandwiches makes
them taste better!
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I like it when there's
too much sandwich!
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Double-meat sandwiches, wow!
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I make fancy
sandwiches for my dog!
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Would you people keep it down?!
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Curtis: I'm really
worried about Todd.
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What if he is the pure evil one?
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What if he can't
control himself?
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I saw him lose control
and almost kill you.
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You know, Hannah, you
look really sexy
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when you're scared.
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I'm not scared, I'm just-
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what? You think I'm sexy?
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Totally.
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I've never been
called sexy before.
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I don't know how to react.
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So many new emotions.
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Say it again?
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You're sexy.
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I could get used to that word.
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Sexy-
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how about super-sexy?
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Oh...That's even better.
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How 'bout... ultra humpable?
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Let's stick with super-sexy.
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Hey guys!
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Do you wanna be my friends?
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Friends to the end!
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Todd: First, I had the book-
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then Hannah had the book-
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then there was tiny Todd-
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and then-
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oh, right! Sexy twins.
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Were the sexy twins before
or after tiny Todd?
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Male: Who wants
to eat a hoagie?!
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Female: I do, I do!
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Male: Love meat fries!
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Female: Me too!
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Hey, will you people
keep it down!
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Female: I love meatballs!
Meatballs are the best!
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Me again, Hannah.
Where are you guys?
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Call me!
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Something's not right.
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Ew!
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Knock it off, assholes!
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Mr. gunderson: Okey dokey,
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yesterday we left off
discussing palm reading
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00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,928
and I thought, uh-
267
00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:17,658
what the hell is that?
268
00:11:17,652 --> 00:11:19,585
This is my dad, Mr. gunderson.
269
00:11:19,573 --> 00:11:20,773
Yeeeah... I don't wanna know.
270
00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:22,925
I just want you to
take the old man
271
00:11:22,904 --> 00:11:24,638
in the wheelchair out
of this classroom.
272
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,367
I have nowhere else to put him.
273
00:11:26,362 --> 00:11:27,163
Not my problem!
274
00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:28,629
He's creeping...Me out.
275
00:11:28,637 --> 00:11:30,237
Anyone else feel the same?
276
00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:33,707
I'm sorry, Jenny.
277
00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:35,513
Democracy has spoken.
278
00:11:36,323 --> 00:11:38,090
Stupid democracy-
279
00:11:39,205 --> 00:11:41,072
that's not even a
fucking subject!
280
00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:47,085
Sandwich is a very
smart the person!
281
00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:49,587
Curtis: What if we put a
sandwich inside a sandwich?
282
00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:51,650
I've been looking
everywhere for you guys!
283
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:55,219
Wanna be friends?
284
00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:58,107
Oh my...Fuck-
285
00:11:58,582 --> 00:12:00,649
ahhhhhhhh!
286
00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:12,025
You look a little
frazzled, dude.
287
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:12,966
What's up?
288
00:12:12,994 --> 00:12:15,128
Oh- hey, Jimmy.
289
00:12:15,459 --> 00:12:16,994
I'm just looking for the book.
290
00:12:17,477 --> 00:12:19,411
Isn't that what
that gang is for?
291
00:12:19,399 --> 00:12:21,533
I sort of...
Broke up with the gang.
292
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,380
How come?
293
00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:24,869
Well, they're afraid of me,
294
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,776
and maybe they should be.
295
00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:29,366
They don't wanna hang out
with you anymore, I get it-
296
00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:31,261
no, no, they wanna
hang out with me.
297
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:32,416
They do-
298
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,600
alright, then
what's the problem?
299
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:35,853
I'm afraid that if they
keep hanging out with me
300
00:12:35,828 --> 00:12:37,595
they're gonna like-
301
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,174
die.
302
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,925
So I'm thinking it
might be better for me
303
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,788
to just kinda go off on my own.
304
00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:44,779
You know, like a lone wolf.
305
00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:46,457
Alright, lone wolf sounds cool.
306
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,495
Yeah, but it's
actually kinda lonely.
307
00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:50,314
Well, you'll get
used to it, though.
308
00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:52,404
And jerking off a lot, right?
309
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:56,102
Alright lone wolf, I'm
gonna let you be-
310
00:12:56,069 --> 00:12:57,870
hey, uh, if you're
not doing anything
311
00:12:57,863 --> 00:13:00,898
maybe you and I could...
Hang out.
312
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,682
Aren't we friends?
313
00:13:03,692 --> 00:13:04,758
Yeah.
314
00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:07,225
Oh-
315
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,320
yeah, the- (Clears throat)
316
00:13:10,321 --> 00:13:13,323
I guess the best thing
for you Jimmy is to-
317
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,200
stay away from me.
318
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:17,316
Alright, suit yourself.
319
00:13:28,256 --> 00:13:30,190
(Laughing)
320
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,778
Hey you guys, you know what
we should all do tonight?
321
00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:34,340
Have a sleepover!
322
00:13:34,532 --> 00:13:36,067
That sounds like so much fun!
323
00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,871
We should do it at
Leslie's house!
324
00:13:37,864 --> 00:13:39,131
Everybody bring their pajamas!
325
00:13:39,146 --> 00:13:40,780
Or, not-
326
00:13:41,227 --> 00:13:43,996
it's been really great having
all these new friends and all
327
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:46,717
but I think I might need
a little time to myself.
328
00:13:46,671 --> 00:13:48,005
Why would you want that, Leslie?
329
00:13:48,017 --> 00:13:49,384
We're all here for you!
330
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,328
No really, I just
need some space-
331
00:13:51,315 --> 00:13:53,750
why would you go anywhere
without your friends, Leslie?
332
00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,318
Yeah, we're here
for you, Leslie!
333
00:13:55,319 --> 00:13:56,486
We're always here for you!
334
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,038
Friends to the end!
335
00:13:58,041 --> 00:13:59,574
Curtis: I'm hungry!
Can we get some corn chips?!
336
00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:01,178
How about we order a pizza?!
337
00:14:01,179 --> 00:14:02,513
With pineapples on it!
338
00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:03,858
And ham!
339
00:14:03,869 --> 00:14:05,403
That sounds good!
You should patent that!
340
00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:06,940
It's called a hawaian pizza!
341
00:14:06,944 --> 00:14:08,211
Jenny: I like sausage!
342
00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:10,493
You can't put sausage
on a hawaian pizza!
343
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:12,761
You people are driving me crazy!
344
00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:14,707
Holy Jupiter shit!
345
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,903
Mr. Murphy! I need your help!
346
00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:19,818
Let me guess, you have the book.
347
00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:21,586
Here! Take it!
348
00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:24,742
Well, that was easy.
349
00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:26,452
Come on, Atticus, be friends
with us and Leslie!
350
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,983
Now that I have the book
you wanna be friends?
351
00:14:28,946 --> 00:14:30,512
That ship has sailed, bitchface!
352
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:35,070
I mean friend-face! Hahahahaha!
353
00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:38,659
Todd: Hello?
354
00:14:40,092 --> 00:14:41,625
Is anyone there?
355
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:44,365
Curtis: Hey Todd!
356
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:45,716
Come and join the student body!
357
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,247
Look, a new friend!
358
00:14:47,264 --> 00:14:48,398
Hannah: We always
need more boys!
359
00:14:48,418 --> 00:14:49,585
Jenny: And I like sausage!
360
00:14:49,603 --> 00:14:51,169
Hannah: I like pineapple!
361
00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:54,072
Holy...Shit.
362
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,677
I'm surprised that this
doesn't surprise me.
363
00:14:56,649 --> 00:14:58,917
Atticus: Look, it's my favorite
Nemesis, Todd Smith!
364
00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:00,091
And you've got the book.
365
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,041
I'll show you the
power of pure evil
366
00:15:02,029 --> 00:15:02,996
after our pizza sleepover!
367
00:15:03,022 --> 00:15:04,756
We're still doing that, right?
368
00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:06,396
Leslie: Help me!
369
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:07,718
All I wanted was some friends!
370
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,197
But they're smothering me!
371
00:15:09,203 --> 00:15:10,670
You don't mean that
, do you Leslie?
372
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,210
That's what I love about Leslie!
373
00:15:12,213 --> 00:15:13,747
She's such a kidder!
374
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:15,985
Curtis: Leslie, you really
have a great sense of humor!
375
00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:16,660
(Flesh tearing)
376
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:17,430
Leslie: Ahhhhhh!
377
00:15:17,466 --> 00:15:18,899
And a great scream.
378
00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:20,107
So true!
379
00:15:20,124 --> 00:15:21,224
You know, you guys
are really making
380
00:15:21,245 --> 00:15:22,845
a great case for membership.
381
00:15:23,871 --> 00:15:25,472
All: Join the
student body, Todd.
382
00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:27,407
It's so nice in here.
383
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,995
We're getting along
so wonderfully.
384
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,596
No one has to be alone.
385
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,731
If being alone is
what it takes to keep
386
00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:34,845
my friends safe, then
I have to be alone.
387
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:38,393
All: Resistance is futile.
You will be friended.
388
00:15:38,923 --> 00:15:41,258
Really?
All of you guys are friends?
389
00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:42,664
All: Friends to the end.
390
00:15:43,888 --> 00:15:45,822
How can all of you
guys be friends?
391
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:47,276
I mean-
392
00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:48,982
do you guys even know
anything about each other?
393
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:51,106
How well can anybody
know anybody?
394
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,982
Yeah, your friends say that
they're there for you.
395
00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:56,579
And that they understand what
you're going through, but-
396
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,305
they don't really know.
397
00:15:58,844 --> 00:16:01,379
At the end of the day...
We're all alone.
398
00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:03,983
Or in Elliot's case, alone
under the bleachers
399
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:05,902
jerking off to Wanda doing
her cheerleading routine.
400
00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:07,623
What?! Gross!
401
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,401
You know what's gross?
402
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:10,779
The smell after Curtis
leaves the washroom!
403
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,224
That's true.
404
00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:13,597
Hey, that's my boyfriend
you're talking about!
405
00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:15,642
You actually got somebody
to go out with you?!
406
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,960
Hannah: Shut up! That's so rude!
407
00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:18,704
At least they don't
call her margarine.
408
00:16:18,699 --> 00:16:19,733
All: Huh?
409
00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:20,523
Because she spreads easy.
410
00:16:20,558 --> 00:16:23,493
(Laughing)
411
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,541
You suck! You all suck!
412
00:16:25,522 --> 00:16:27,222
You know who's the worst?
Leslie!
413
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,486
All: Yeah!
414
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:29,534
She acts like she's
friends with everyone,
415
00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:31,057
we don't even know who she is!
416
00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:32,063
Yeah-
417
00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:34,955
(students talking)
418
00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:36,606
Leslie: Oooooow!
419
00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:37,669
Aw-
420
00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:41,787
(students grumbling)
421
00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:43,863
No, no! Please, no!
422
00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:48,274
(Students groaning)
423
00:16:48,228 --> 00:16:50,228
I hate teenagers!
424
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:52,941
(Flesh tearing)
425
00:16:52,904 --> 00:16:54,505
You're tearing me apart!
426
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:56,573
Literally!
427
00:16:56,555 --> 00:16:58,189
Ahhhhhhh!
428
00:16:58,189 --> 00:17:02,992
(Blood spraying)
429
00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:11,693
(Students groaning)
430
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,247
Holy Jupiter shit-
what just happened?
431
00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:20,097
Let go of the book, Atticus!
It will destroy you!
432
00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:22,230
No, you will be the one
who is destroyed.
433
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,141
By me!
434
00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:24,603
You can't control its power!
435
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,211
That's what you think
but you're wrong!
436
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,346
I feel the book's power
pulsating through me-
437
00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,161
me too-
438
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,443
pulsing! It's not just you-
439
00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:33,717
I think I can-
440
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:35,505
I think I can control it-
441
00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:37,100
yes...
442
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,701
(Evil Todd) Yes, I know I can-
443
00:17:38,702 --> 00:17:39,969
(energy pulsing)
444
00:17:39,983 --> 00:17:41,050
No, it is me!
445
00:17:41,071 --> 00:17:43,039
I am the one who controls it!
446
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,348
They're getting all
pure evil-ey-
447
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,357
Todd's a bit more convincing.
448
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,230
Jenny: Todd, listen to me!
449
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,106
You don't need that book.
450
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,115
What else do I
have going for me?
451
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:57,467
None of you trust me.
And why should you?
452
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:59,939
I'm always getting you into
danger, risking your lives-
453
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:03,518
the book of pure evil...
Is my only true friend.
454
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,637
No, the book is my friend!
455
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,989
That's not true Todd.
You have us.
456
00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:10,734
You don't have to do this.
457
00:18:10,728 --> 00:18:11,928
Hannah: We'll save you, Todd!
458
00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:13,479
Curtis: All of us, together!
459
00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:17,360
I can't stop destiny.
460
00:18:19,696 --> 00:18:20,762
Thud!
461
00:18:23,218 --> 00:18:27,822
(Energy pulsing)
462
00:18:30,264 --> 00:18:31,431
Todd, no!
463
00:18:39,071 --> 00:18:40,138
Ugh!
464
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,134
You haven't heard
the last of me!
465
00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,430
I still work here!
466
00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:48,239
Every day, eight am!
467
00:18:48,231 --> 00:18:50,299
I'm here to make
your lives hell!
468
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:52,211
Uhhh!
469
00:18:57,006 --> 00:18:58,206
Are you okay, dude?
470
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,428
I was gonna use the book again.
471
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,535
I couldn't stop myself.
472
00:19:04,532 --> 00:19:05,966
Jenny: That's why you have us.
473
00:19:05,974 --> 00:19:07,573
To save you from yourself.
474
00:19:10,457 --> 00:19:11,891
I guess-
475
00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,818
I can't really fight the
book without you guys, huh?
476
00:19:14,781 --> 00:19:15,647
Nope.
477
00:19:15,678 --> 00:19:17,278
And you don't have to.
478
00:19:19,905 --> 00:19:21,840
Hey, it's like we're
the student body.
479
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,427
But in a good way.
480
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:27,797
Now that we're back together,
481
00:19:27,815 --> 00:19:29,550
what do you guys want to do?
482
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,711
Throw rocks over the overpass?
483
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,064
Todd: Yeah!
484
00:19:32,076 --> 00:19:33,709
Uh...Shouldn't we be
looking for the book?
485
00:19:35,278 --> 00:19:36,478
What was up with Atticus?
486
00:19:36,495 --> 00:19:38,328
He's just doing what
he always does-
487
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,088
trying to get the
book and stuff.
488
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:43,050
Why do I feel like I'm
forgetting something?
489
00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:44,229
(Pat groaning)
490
00:19:44,245 --> 00:19:45,379
Jennifer!
491
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,135
Dad?!
492
00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:48,835
Ugh-
493
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,234
he thinks he's the
pure evil one!
494
00:19:53,232 --> 00:19:54,900
Either he's insane or else he's
495
00:19:54,898 --> 00:19:56,866
an even bigger idiot
than we ever imagined.
496
00:19:56,851 --> 00:19:58,919
Could be 50/50, Dave.
497
00:19:58,901 --> 00:20:02,304
We cannot allow this
farce to continue
498
00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:04,166
even if he is our hooded leader!
499
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:07,107
Drastic measures must be taken.
500
00:20:07,388 --> 00:20:08,455
Sodomy!
501
00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:10,510
Let's not be too hasty.
502
00:20:10,494 --> 00:20:13,262
He's still the only one who
can deliver us the book.
503
00:20:13,216 --> 00:20:15,316
My knees can't keep up with
all this running around.
504
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,098
If he delivers it.
505
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,060
He has before.
I'm certain he will again.
506
00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:22,007
And then what do we do with him?
507
00:20:21,992 --> 00:20:23,259
Sodomy!
508
00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:25,006
Fred, give it a rest.
509
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:29,032
Once Atticus brings us the book
510
00:20:28,973 --> 00:20:31,874
he will be of no
further use to us.
511
00:20:31,823 --> 00:20:35,926
Which means...
Death to all false prophets.
512
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,334
And then sodomy?
513
00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:43,934
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