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Atticus: At long lasti finally have the source
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of ultimate powerand evil in my hands.
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I'm going to spread your pages.
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I'm gonna penetrate
your deep dark secrets.
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And shudder with ecstacy
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as I bring my wildest
desires to fruition.
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So-
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anybody know how we do that?
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Only the former hooded
leader, your dead father,
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knew how to harness
the book's power.
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And he took that secret
with him to his grave.
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Maybe you shouldn't
have killed him.
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"Maybe I shouldn't
have killed him."
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Do you wantto be next?
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Minion Bob?
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I can't believe he makes
us wear name tags.
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Atticus: Okay!
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I have a special
surprise for all of you.
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One of you-
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is going to open
the book for me.
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You-
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open the book.
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But-
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anyone using the book
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will ultimately be
destroyed by its power!
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Well that's a sacrifeice,
I'm willing to make.
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With you.
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I order youto open the book.
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Minion: You cannot!
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I'm the hooded leader so you-
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- do as I say.
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Well, as Minion number one,
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I can sub-order your
order to someone else.
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Minion Dave!
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Open the book!
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All right, I'll do it,
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but this secret society
has gone to shit.
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All we do is stand around
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in the dark talking
about the prophecy.
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Yeah, whatever happenedto
all the booze, the drugs-
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the sexy girls-
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you know, now you're
just stalling.
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Remember when we used to
have prime rib for supper?
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You're like a bunch
of old farts,
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flapping your wrinkly lips.
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For just one good meal-
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silence!
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Minion Dave!
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Open the book!
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(Sigh)
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(Over P.A.)
Would the hooded leader
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please cometo
the activities room.
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An altercationis in progress.
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That's it- no more
knitting circles okay?
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Everybody follow me,
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Minion Bob! Guard the book.
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(Chains rattling)
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Just one good meal...
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Subsfreak Team
ww.addic7ed.com
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Okay- everybody focus.
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When's the last
time we saw Jenny?
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Yesterday. She was heading
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to the retirement home
to search for her dad.
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To the retirement home!
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But that's Satan central!
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And atticus might
be there as well.
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Uh!
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I hate that guy!
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Especially after
he hypnotized me
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into trying to kill you.
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We have to assume that
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the satanists have
kidnapped Jenny.
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This just became a
rescue mission.
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We rescue Jenny, get the
book from atticus-
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and stop you from
destroying the world?
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We're not 100% sure
Todd's gonna do that.
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Yeah.
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Thanks dude.
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Now-
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let's load up.
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On drugs!
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Curtis, we discussed this.
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Curtis: Right, sorry.
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I mean, load up on love.
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Dude, what the hell?
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Hannah thinks I
smoke too much pot,
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so I'm gonna cut down.
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Dude, you've been
dating for like a day
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and you're already
totally whipped.
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Don't listen to him.
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But he's my best friend.
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And I'm your girlfriend.
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Man, relationships are tough.
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Those knitting
needles are sharp.
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Solitary confinement
should cool down
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Mildred and Betty for a while.
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They're not so bad.
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Look what they made me.
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They even got my size right.
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Fuck me with a scepter!
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Five minutes!
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I was literally
gone five minutes!
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I'd say more like seven-
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ooh, lunch time.
Come on, fellas,
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let's get a good spot in line.
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Where do you think you
old farts are going?
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Help me find the book.
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What the hell is she doing here?
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We caught her trying
to rescue her dad.
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(Jenny mumbling)
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Well didn't work out
so well, did it?
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(Jenny mumbling)
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That's sweet.
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I've missed you too, pumpkin.
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Oh, I'm gonna have
to double diaper.
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(Laughing)
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Todd: Uh-
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(clearing throat)
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Hey kids, what can I do you for?
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Curtis and Hannah
need weapons, Jimmy.
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You kids ever heard of knocking?
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Oh sorry Ms. dempsey.
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Sorry's not gonna
take this princess
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to the enchanted kingdom.
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So what are you guysfighting today?
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Vampires?Zombies?
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Zompires?
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Senior citizens.
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Those are the worst
kind of monsters.
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You know what? Help yourself.
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I got some goodies in there.
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Can you hand me that buddy?
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I'm really sorry,princess.
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I'm gonna have to drill youa new shaft another time.
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You know, I don't
like it either.
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Another time girl!
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Sorry.
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What are you looking at?!
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Get back to class!
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Rough couple of days, huh?
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Yeah, things could be better.
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Or things could be
a whole lot worse.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Look, dude, shit happens.
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Doesn't mean it has to stink up
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the whole rest of your life.
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You know what I'm
talking about right?
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Jimmy, I never know what
you're talking about.
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Alright listen, just stay away
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from those assholes
in the parking lot.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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I mean it.
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Hannah: We're ready.
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Let's move out.
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Brody: Little dude!
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Where you off to
in such a hurry?
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Don't say anything,
just keep walking.
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Whoa, ingratitude
does not become you.
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Yeah, we taught
you how to fight.
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And you couldn't even
kill your loser friend.
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Loser best friend,
thank you very much.
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Just ignore them.
Those dudes are assholes.
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And together they makeone giant asshole.
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You can't ignore us
forever, little dude!
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This loser's becoming a
major pain in the ass.
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Looks like we need to come
up with another plan.
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Already on it.
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(Laughing)
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That's mine, you
grey-haired crab-ladder!
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Too late, you
liver-spotted pansy!
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We want more!
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More food!
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But... There is no more.
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Liar!
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Look he's made of food!
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Oh!
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I knew this day would come.
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Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
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So-
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bet you're sorry you kicked
me out of your gang now.
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You lied to us, atticus!
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And you kidnapped my father!
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What did you expect us to do?
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Well I have my own gang now.
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And they are badass.
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All: Hi.
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Ish...Badass-ish.
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What is it now Minion-
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whatever your name is.
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The residents are rioting!
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Ugh!
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We want food!We want food!
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Didn't they just eat?
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Food! Food! More food!
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You people are a ringing
endorsement for euthanasia!
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Seriously.
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We want food!
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You!
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Shut up!
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How about I order some pizzas?
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Food! Food! Food!
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Run for your lives!
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I think I know what
happened to the book.
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I guess it's nap time.
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Todd: I betterbe nice to my kids
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so I don't end up in
a place like this.
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Hey! Watch it!
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I don't think that sword
is such a good idea dude.
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Don't listen to
them, sanddragon.
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Ahh!
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Gimme the food!
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Gimme gimme gimme!
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Dude on my back!
Dude on my back!
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Dude on his back!
Dude on his back!
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Oh my God!
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Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
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Ahhh!
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Food! More food!
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Gross! Dude, cover your mouth!
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We don't have any food!
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We want our friend Jenny!
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She's about... ...This tall...
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...always scowling...
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Uh...Loose morals...
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They're wondering
what's for lunch?
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I think it's us.
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Food! Where's the food?
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Hey, where'd that hooded guy go?
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Quick! Use Jimmy's weapons!
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Why did you bring a boombox?
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(Heavy metal music)
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Battle music!
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Cursed noise!
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It's working!
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It's not working!
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Next!
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The water's just making
them angry - and wet!
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Granny needs more
brownies, Curtis!
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Ahhhhh!
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Granny, no!
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We need a way out!
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Take this!
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Quick! Follow Curtis!
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Ahhh!
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Todd: I can't even see my
hand in front of my face.
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Curtis: I can - because
my hand lights up.
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This must be where they store
all the medical supplies.
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Jackpot! Sedatives!
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I got- toilet paper.
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One ply? It's like sandpaper.
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Food! Food! You're made of food!
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Aaaahhhh!
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I have soiled myself.
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It's laxative!
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Hannah: The strong doseof laxative must have...
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Helped himdefecate the evil.
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Minion: My lifeis a disgrace.
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All these years
spent as a lackey
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to the powers of evil.
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In the end,
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I sold my fellow seniors out
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for mere tasty morsels.
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We must destroy this
book of pure evil
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and its promises
of tasty treats!
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Why don't you give me that book
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before nobody gets-
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ahhhhh!
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Well, there goes the book.
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Again.
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Over here!
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It's blocked!
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This is what you get
for being a satanist
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00:13:03,773 --> 00:13:05,073
kidnapper.
274
00:13:05,023 --> 00:13:07,157
I don't kidnap satanists.
275
00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:16,224
Wonderful.
276
00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:18,112
Jenny! You're alive!
277
00:13:18,037 --> 00:13:20,405
Yeah, great Todd.
Little help here?
278
00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:21,546
Let Jenny go, jerkwad!
279
00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:22,899
Kind of busy here!
280
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:23,946
We need a plan.
281
00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:26,099
Already got one.
282
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,679
Todd: Ready?
283
00:13:32,623 --> 00:13:34,455
Can someone untie me first?
284
00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:35,485
Todd: Now!
285
00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,778
Maybe now it's nap time?
286
00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:44,580
Wait for it...
287
00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:54,762
(Heavy metal music)
288
00:13:54,644 --> 00:13:59,615
Ahhh!
289
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,722
Ahhh! Ahhh!
290
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,000
So gross! I can taste it!
291
00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:05,689
I'm going to barf.
292
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:07,373
It always smells like
this around here.
293
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,572
I'm running out of poop water!
294
00:14:14,518 --> 00:14:15,886
There's too manyof them!
295
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,200
Curtis: We need more manpower!
296
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,747
I'm still tied up, guys!
297
00:14:18,686 --> 00:14:20,485
Everyone, load up!
298
00:14:24,455 --> 00:14:25,522
Hurry up guys!
299
00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:37,288
(Heavy metal music)
300
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:38,680
Atticus: Ha ha ha!
301
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:50,050
(Everyone screams)
302
00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,266
Todd! Watch out!
303
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,010
Ahhhh!
304
00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:29,913
It smells like the day
before laundry day.
305
00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:31,117
You'll be okay, granny.
306
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,935
Make sure to change
your granny panties
307
00:15:32,863 --> 00:15:34,930
such a nice boy.
308
00:15:38,632 --> 00:15:41,701
Well, atticus, looks like
you'll always remember today
309
00:15:41,581 --> 00:15:43,381
as the day we saved you from
310
00:15:43,312 --> 00:15:45,313
the attack of the
poopy old geezers!
311
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,169
And you'll remember
today as the day
312
00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:49,429
that Todd Smith and his
friends disappeared
313
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,006
and were never seen again-
314
00:15:50,941 --> 00:15:52,542
seize them.
315
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,880
Minions: Is this the Todd Smith
we've heard so much about?
316
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,055
The pure evil one!
317
00:15:56,006 --> 00:15:57,406
The prophecy!
318
00:15:57,352 --> 00:15:58,986
Yes, the prophecy has been blown
319
00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:00,223
completely out of proportion.
320
00:16:00,814 --> 00:16:02,749
This teen is no threat.
321
00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:05,208
If I'm not a threat, then
you'll have no problem
322
00:16:05,109 --> 00:16:06,777
dueling me for Jenny's freedom.
323
00:16:06,713 --> 00:16:08,913
Mano-a-mano.
324
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:12,361
The pleasure shall be all mine.
325
00:16:12,258 --> 00:16:13,758
Minion Bob! Fight Todd.
326
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,602
I think he's dead.
And he pooped his pants.
327
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:19,499
Fine. Minion number one!
328
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,006
I order you to fight Todd!
329
00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:22,946
Minion one: Well, I thensub-order Minion Dave
330
00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:24,269
to fight Todd.
331
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:26,148
Does wearing this robe even
mean anything anymore?
332
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:30,064
You're supposed to follow
my orders without question.
333
00:16:29,952 --> 00:16:31,987
At least your father
promised us everlasting life
334
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,509
and prosperity in
the next world.
335
00:16:33,447 --> 00:16:36,082
Yeah, what the hell have
you done for us lately?
336
00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:38,625
How's this?
Follow my orders and...
337
00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:40,579
I'll make sure your
every dream come true.
338
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,000
You don't sound very convincing.
339
00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:43,476
We'll negotiate later,
340
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:45,017
time is of the essence here.
341
00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:47,190
Alright, Sonny,
342
00:16:48,353 --> 00:16:50,154
let's do this.
343
00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:03,685
Impressive.
344
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,710
He must really be
the pure evil one!
345
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,135
Oh shut up!
346
00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:09,463
Ugh!
347
00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:20,191
Oh daddy, what have
they done to you?
348
00:17:20,889 --> 00:17:22,657
We have to go to the police!
349
00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:25,423
For all we know the
police are satanists too.
350
00:17:25,313 --> 00:17:27,213
Yeah this town was
founded by satanists.
351
00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:28,640
My granny's a satanist.
352
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,550
Your dad's been drugged
for over a year,
353
00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:31,973
it's gonna take some time
354
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,483
to get back to normal.
355
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:35,157
Where'd you get that robot arm?
356
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:38,188
And where did the
sword come from?
357
00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:41,035
And are you two?
358
00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:44,920
Todd:Oh, Jenny...
359
00:17:44,866 --> 00:17:47,250
So much has changed since
you were here last.
360
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:48,776
Which was yesterday.
361
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:53,544
Hannah: Is the sword
necessary, Todd?
362
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,557
I have negative
associations with it.
363
00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:57,644
Oh, come on, the sword
is totally awesome.
364
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,661
You used it to cut
off Curtis' arm.
365
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,812
He did what?!
366
00:18:00,765 --> 00:18:02,166
Yeah, but you think the sword is
367
00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,246
totally cool, right dude?
368
00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:04,268
Curtis: Well... Not really dude,
369
00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:05,795
you almost killed me with it.
370
00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:06,935
But we're cool now, right?
371
00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:07,889
Why wouldn't we be?
372
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:09,216
Hold on, back up a min-
373
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:11,165
fine, maybe I'll leave
the sword at home.
374
00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:13,121
I haven't decided yet.
It's like totally awesome,
375
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,410
and maybe we could
have a vote about it.
376
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:16,452
I dunno, uh-
377
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:18,142
Jenny: Just tell me
what's going on!
378
00:18:18,075 --> 00:18:19,576
What happened?
379
00:18:19,518 --> 00:18:20,685
Curtis: It all starteda couple years ago.
380
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,341
Me and Toddhad just gotten
381
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,076
into heavy metaland shop class.
382
00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,973
I wanted to makea
cool candlestick...
383
00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:30,979
Atticus: So, lemme
get this straight,
384
00:18:30,888 --> 00:18:32,689
you guys worked for my father?
385
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,034
No.
386
00:18:35,857 --> 00:18:37,308
He worked for us.
387
00:18:37,252 --> 00:18:39,235
Aren't you the guyswho sell drugs,
388
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,727
fireworks and pornography
to the kids at my school?
389
00:18:41,627 --> 00:18:43,561
The porn business dried up.
390
00:18:43,486 --> 00:18:45,337
Loser Internet, loser.
391
00:18:45,265 --> 00:18:47,951
We three have had a long
standing arrangement
392
00:18:47,847 --> 00:18:49,280
with your little, uh...
393
00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:50,508
Society.
394
00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:52,644
My father never told me this.
395
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:55,459
Your old man took a lot
of secrets to his grave.
396
00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:57,425
What kind of secrets?
397
00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:00,202
Secrets he didn't want youto know about, loser.
398
00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:02,425
Like how the prophecycan mean different things
399
00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:04,403
to different people.
400
00:19:04,323 --> 00:19:07,391
Depending of course on,
how you look at it.
401
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,542
I'm not sure what you're saying.
402
00:19:11,438 --> 00:19:13,339
You have to feel it, loser.
403
00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:15,166
Deep inside.
404
00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:16,459
Deep inside?
405
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,107
Inside your robe.
406
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,508
(Laughing)
407
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:21,453
Is the answer embroidered in
here, in invisible thread?
408
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,009
This is a waste of time!
409
00:19:22,946 --> 00:19:24,546
Chill out bro!
410
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:27,153
Dude's got a lot
on his mind man.
411
00:19:28,107 --> 00:19:30,142
Look at the prophecy one way...
412
00:19:30,063 --> 00:19:32,062
Todd Smith is the pure evil one.
413
00:19:32,658 --> 00:19:34,258
Look at it another and-
414
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:39,765
and what? It's- I'm lost.
415
00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,204
Wait for it...
416
00:19:44,295 --> 00:19:46,529
Someone else is the
pure evil one.
417
00:19:46,442 --> 00:19:49,010
And bingo was his name-o.
418
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:50,811
Some who my father didn't want
419
00:19:50,738 --> 00:19:52,939
to have absolute power,
someone like-
420
00:19:52,853 --> 00:19:55,321
his very own son?
421
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,926
That's why he kept the secret?
422
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,797
Atticus: Well-
423
00:19:58,752 --> 00:20:00,753
(laughing)
424
00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:03,476
Looks like the jokes
on you daddy.
425
00:20:04,489 --> 00:20:06,691
Once I get the bookof pure evil,
426
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,989
absolute power will be mine?
427
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,782
Now that's the
spirit sweater dude.
428
00:20:13,017 --> 00:20:14,417
Why you telling me this?
429
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:17,031
What do you get, if I
become the pure evil one?
430
00:20:16,927 --> 00:20:17,993
Well-
431
00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:19,920
we'll work something out.
432
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,978
"We'll work something out."
433
00:20:21,895 --> 00:20:28,634
(Laughing)
434
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:35,475
(Out of control laughing)
435
00:20:38,147 --> 00:20:39,147
Loser.
436
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:43,747
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