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Eight months ago, the sisterhood
of fertility made a secret pact
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and now the time has come
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to reveal the fruits of our labor.
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It's baby bump time!
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I can't believe we're all going
to be mommies at the same time!
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I just felt it kick!
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Come on, Sharon, show us yours.
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No, I'm really bloated.
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Share with the sisterhood, Sharon.
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It's so cold and boney.
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What's wrong with your baby?
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Is that a chicken?
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It's actually a Turkey.
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You've brought shame
to the sisterhood.
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But, I tried so hard.
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I did it with everybody except for
that stoner and his one-armed friend.
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What's the point of
being the school slut
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if you can't getknocked up?
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Looks like you're barren, Sharon.
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Barren Sharon!
Barren Sharon!
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Hey, you told me that sperm sample
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was for a science project.
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Shsharon)Vulga...Gravi...
Infinttmalm!M!
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Adriano_csi www.
Addic7ed.Com ?
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good morning, everyone.
Welcome to family planning.
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Everybody will
bepaired up
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to become parentsof
their own virtual baby.
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Hey, Jenny--
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help me out?
Be my baby mama?
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Are you kidding?
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You'd make a terrible father, Todd.
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What makes you say that?
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You just gave your baby a joint.
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Sadly this may bethe closest some of you
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ever get tohaving a baby,
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as the hand of fateis a cruel master.
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Sharon has the book.
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Come on, she's probably just sick.
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Ugh...
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Okay, that was definitely book puke.
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?�?
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hey, stop her!
She's got the book!
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Whack!
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Who's an awesome guidance counsellor?
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Holy shit!
Monster fat is on the loose again!
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No, you idiot, she's pregnant.
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Oh...
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I told you she used the book
but you all doubted me.
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To be fair you also thought
somebody used the book
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to make you fail algebra.
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Sharon, we all know you used
the book so don't deny it.
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I don't deny it. I totally used
it and I would use it again.
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Jenny, it was amazing!
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I wanted a baby and it came true.
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Getting knocked up is what you wanted
more than anything in the world?
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Yeah, it's like the 'in' thing to do.
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Really?
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I thought gordian knot
theory was the 'in' thing.
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Okay-- where's the book, Sharon?
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Okay, can you give us another clue?
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She's going into labor!
Dude, shit!
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Holy shit who's gonna deliver it?
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I have a placenta allergy.
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What like I'm the second best choice?
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You want to be in charge,
so be in charge!
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If I'm in charge then
I order you to do it!
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Someone get it out of me!
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Okay everyone, hold her down!
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Todd, you spread her legs
and hike up her skirt!
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And not in a sexual way.
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Ughhhhh!
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That is the hugest
vagina I've ever seen!
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More like the only vagina.
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She's got you there, dude.
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Ugh, I see blood and hair,
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and bloody hair and looks
like the top of a mango!
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A bloody mango!
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That's the head!
Push it back in!
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No no!
Pull it out!
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Wait!
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Okay go!
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Dude, that was awesome!
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Splat!
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Oh, we gotta do that again!
I wasn't filming.
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Do you have another one
of those inside of you?
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That does big gross things.
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Man, I can't believe Jenny doesn't
think I'd make a good father.
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This totally messes
with my ten year plan.
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You have a ten year plan?
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I don't even know what
I'm doing tonight.
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We're going to visit Sharon
at the hospital remember?
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So we can find the book.
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Oh yeah.
So what's your ten year plan?
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Oh man, it's so awesome.
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?�?
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home sweet home!
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I missed you, my sexy wench.
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How was your 3 year
world tour, my darling?
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We're #1 in Mongolia.
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You always were popular
with mongaloids.
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Hello, my new born son.
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Your dad brought you a gift.
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Like father like son.
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I think I see a flaw
with your plan, dude.
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If you'd been on tour for 3 years,
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then that
isn'tyour baby.
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Well, what are you saying?
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I'm saying that Jenny
is a two timing slut.
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Who's a two timing slut?
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Future Jenny.
Hey, Jenny
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don't do anything to freak out
Sharon or the baby, okay?
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What? I'm great with babies.
I'd make an awesome dad.
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Just because you delivered a
baby doesn't make you a father.
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In fact, it makes you a midwife.
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Cheer up, Todd.
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Think of all the money
we can make as midwives.
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There's something
wrong with that baby!
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Shut up shut up shut up!
You stupid baby!
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Oh, I don't like her.
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Hey, Sharon!
Can you hear me?
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Hello?
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Shut up
shut upshut up!
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Sharon?
What did you do with the book?
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It's nothing like I
thought it would be.
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I wanted a cute
baby,instead I got that.
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I don't givea rat's ass
aboutyour miracle of motherhood.
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Where's the book?
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I'm completely spent.
Every last drop.
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See?
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Ewww.
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The book's gotta be
around here somewhere.
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Will somebody shut that baby up?
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Ok, ok, ok.
It's ok, little dude.
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You don'tneed to cry.
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Uh ok, ok--
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so how do you like
being born and stuff?
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Dada?
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No, no I'm not-- no, I'm not your dad.
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I'm just a dude who pulled
you out of your mom.
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Dada.
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No.My name is Todd.
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Say it, Todd.
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Tata.
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No, um--
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how do I explain this
to a little dude?
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Your dad is a book.
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And he's an evil book, too.
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But that doesn't meanthat you're evil.
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Maybe it does.
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Dada, dada!
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Holy shit!
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This book is a blanky!
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No no no no!
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It's ok, little dude.
You don't need to cry.
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I'm just trying to separate
you from your dad.
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It's wet!
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Be
gone foul demon!
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In the name of the lord
,i command thee!
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Not him, you idiot, the baby!
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Get the devil out of the baby!
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Thou shalt not harm this--
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I just need the blanket!
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Beautiful...
Child of...
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Jesus Christ!
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You'd make a
great father, Todd.
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It
wasn't my fault!
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How can that
baby already be walking?
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They grow up so fast.
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Dada?
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Hello?
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Is that a baby?
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There, there-- I'm coming!
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Oh, my gosh...
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What a big baby...
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Dada?
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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If we were lost, scared and rapidly
growing where would we go?
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Think like a baby.
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Babies can't think for themselves.
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Just like those morons who thought
it was a great idea to get pregnant.
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I can't see myself
ever getting pregnant.
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I hate babies, too!
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Well, that's not what I mean--
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why would you want to bring a
kid into this fucked up world?
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I agree. The earth is
overpopulated as it is.
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Scientists predict
that by 2035 we'll--
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and it totally ruins your body.
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Cracked nipples.
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That sounds painful.
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If I wanted someone leeching off
of me, I'd get a boyfriend.
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Babies are kind of like
parasites, aren't they?
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Breathing your breath,
eating your food,
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waiting to burst out
of you at any moment.
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Although, I would adopt.
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No, babies are trouble just like
the guys that give them to you.
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They're loud. They're messy, and
they just wanna snack on your boobs.
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Guys give you babies so
that they can control you.
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You're very angry.
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Thank you but I'm just
a straight shooter.
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Maybe if the right man came along...
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No.
Trust me, Hannah--
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guys don't care about babies.
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They just care about making them.
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Man, all these
chicks getting pregnant,
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not one of them asked
me to knock them up.
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Hey cheer up, Todd.
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It's not your fault your baby went awol.
These things happen.
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My parents have been trying
to get rid of me for years.
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It's not my baby, Curtis.
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You said it was calling you dada.
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It's a baby, it calls
everything dada or mama.
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Also that baby is evil it
was spawned by the book.
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Evil or not, we gotta
name it something tough.
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Now we could call it punch,
slap, elb ow --
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naming it elbow doesn't make it tough.
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Jax?
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No.
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You know what Todd?
Why don't you think of a name then?
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Okay, um...
How about...Brunt?
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We better hope it's not a fat kid.
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I like brunt.
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Well, I like jax.
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We could combine the
jax and brunt.
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Yeah! Jrunt!
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I was thinking more like brax.
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Brax...
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He sounds like a soldier
from the future.
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Wicked.
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Oh...
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Wow, what's going on?
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They're peeling miss lilly off the
floor, or what's left of her.
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Somebody spotted a huge baby
entering the school last night.
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You think it might be brax?
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You mean the third star in the
corin minor constellation?
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No.
We named the baby brax.
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Typical. You guys have all
the fun like naming babies,
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while Hannah and I do
all the serious work.
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What serious work?
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Shut up.
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Judging by what just
happened to miss lilly,
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I'd say we're not dealing
with a helpless baby.
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It may not even
bea baby anymore.
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Who knows how big it's grown by now.
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Dude, I just had a horrible thought.
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You might have to quit
school and get a job.
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You know, to support little bracks.
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What the hell are you
talking about, Curtis?
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The baby thinks Todd is his daddy.
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He even stops crying
when Todd's around.
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And you thoughtTodd would
makea terrible father.
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In your face, Jenny!
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You never mentioned any of this.
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'Cause it's irrelevant,
it's not my baby.
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Have you
seenmy baby? My baby!
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It's her baby.
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Have you seen my baby?
Have you seen my baby?
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Oh so now you wanna be mom?
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Make up your mind, will you?
259
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:27,203
I want my baby!
Will you help me find him?
260
00:13:29,082 --> 00:13:31,512
What?
No, no, I'm terrible with kids.
261
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,529
You said so yourself, Jenny.
262
00:13:33,534 --> 00:13:35,502
We find the baby, we find the book.
263
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,934
I hate it when you're right.
264
00:13:39,938 --> 00:13:42,240
Okay, Sharon I'll help you
find your baby, brax.
265
00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:44,899
Who?
266
00:13:44,904 --> 00:13:46,821
We named your baby brax.
267
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,791
No, his name's agamemnon.
268
00:13:50,442 --> 00:13:52,510
What, it's a
classicalGreek name.
269
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,305
You'll make a great mother.
270
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,278
Okay, can we go now?
Thank you.
271
00:14:03,061 --> 00:14:05,074
Hello?
272
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,379
Atticus why have
you notyet found the book?
273
00:14:07,384 --> 00:14:09,620
My patience is running out!
274
00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:11,573
It's um-- uh, I--
275
00:14:11,578 --> 00:14:13,496
I do have a job, your evilness.
276
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,737
My apologies but, it's hard work
being a guidance counsellor.
277
00:14:22,051 --> 00:14:24,064
I'll call you back.
278
00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:26,036
Atticus!
279
00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:34,051
?�?
280
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:36,127
dada!
281
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,073
Sweet mother of Satan...
282
00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:47,045
The book isa blankie?
283
00:14:50,713 --> 00:14:52,780
Hello...Mr baby.
284
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:59,266
Atticus, who is who I am,
is here to help you.
285
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:04,405
Sorry, mr baby.
286
00:15:11,752 --> 00:15:13,820
Smooth move, atticus.
287
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:22,224
Noooooooo!
288
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:26,448
I won't lose you again, brax!
289
00:15:26,452 --> 00:15:28,369
Hold on!
I'm coming!
290
00:15:28,373 --> 00:15:30,707
Have you seen my baby?
Are you sure?
291
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:57,085
Oh-- hi, kids.
292
00:15:57,899 --> 00:15:59,967
Are you okay, mr Murphy?
293
00:16:00,462 --> 00:16:02,475
I'm wonderful.
Could you do me a favor?
294
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,481
Save me from this big bad baby!
295
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:12,553
Uh-- hey there, brax...
296
00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:15,926
It's okay.
I'm here for you.
297
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,367
Dada?
298
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,437
Yeah, that's right--
299
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:23,000
your uh, your dada is here...
300
00:16:24,255 --> 00:16:26,173
No!
301
00:16:26,177 --> 00:16:28,574
No!
Dammit,come back here!
302
00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:30,879
The book blanky thing!
303
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,780
Dada!
304
00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:38,186
You sure have gotten
gigantic, haven't you?
305
00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:41,160
No, Todd!
Ah-ah-ah!
306
00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:42,985
Ughhh!
307
00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:47,305
Easy, easy,
easy--that wasn't so hard.
308
00:16:47,314 --> 00:16:49,327
You gotta learn to chill out.
309
00:16:49,331 --> 00:16:51,568
When you're old enough, I'm
gonna introduce you to
310
00:16:51,573 --> 00:16:53,540
a beautiful thing called marijuana.
311
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,080
Wow, I wish I had a dad like Todd.
312
00:16:57,561 --> 00:16:59,574
It's like he's some
sort of baby whisperer.
313
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,720
See, there you go.
314
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,791
More like a book of
pure evil whisperer.
315
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:08,058
Baby!Mommy's
really sorryshe yelled at you!
316
00:17:08,065 --> 00:17:10,077
You hear that?
317
00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:11,999
That's your mommy calling.
318
00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:14,240
She may not be the best
mom in the entire world,
319
00:17:14,245 --> 00:17:16,213
but you should give
her a chance, okay?
320
00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:20,005
Okay, go to her.
For me.
321
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:29,632
?�?
322
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:35,562
323
00:17:35,573 --> 00:17:43,112
324
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,728
baby!
325
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,867
Ahhhhhhhh!
326
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,392
Whoa!
327
00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:57,569
It's okay, brax!
Everything's okay!
328
00:17:57,574 --> 00:18:00,355
Sure he just squashedhis mother to death,that's all.
329
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,309
And miss lilly.
330
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:05,094
It's better if we just
say he killed them with kindness.
331
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,295
Give me a break!
That big bad baby is a menace to society!
332
00:18:08,301 --> 00:18:10,936
He's not bad, Jenny.
He's just misunderstood.
333
00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:14,950
Like me.
334
00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:18,756
Awww...
335
00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:27,640
I'm gonna miss brax.
336
00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:30,137
Maybe we shouldn't have
given him such an evil name.
337
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,155
Yeah...
338
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,077
Oh that's an
interesting debate.
339
00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:35,999
Were we born
or were we created?
340
00:18:36,003 --> 00:18:38,368
Uh, I'm pretty
sure we're born, Hannah.
341
00:18:38,373 --> 00:18:40,738
I watched it
happen like yesterday.
342
00:18:40,743 --> 00:18:42,978
I mean, is it nature?
343
00:18:42,982 --> 00:18:44,983
Shhh...
Let them have this one.
344
00:18:46,634 --> 00:18:48,680
Those paramedics
sure got here fast.
345
00:18:48,684 --> 00:18:51,242
I always see them
parked up the street.
346
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:53,131
Makes sense.
347
00:18:53,135 --> 00:18:55,437
Do you think it's 'cause of
all the kids who like, die here?
348
00:18:55,442 --> 00:18:57,342
Probably.
349
00:19:00,821 --> 00:19:03,250
Do we have to wait forever?
350
00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:06,322
When he's ready, he'll come to us.
351
00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:09,519
What a loser.
352
00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:13,040
Pure evil loser.
353
00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:21,334
The book changes shape
but only sometimes.
354
00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:23,385
Why is that?
355
00:19:23,389 --> 00:19:26,457
Maybe it's getting bored doing
the same thing all the time.
356
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,363
Does anyone have any real theories?
357
00:19:36,294 --> 00:19:38,308
Oh hey, Jenny--
358
00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:41,412
so if you ever decide that
you wanna have a kid...
359
00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:43,431
You know where to go, right?
360
00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:45,352
Yeah.
To a sperm bank.
361
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:47,595
What? Come on.
Admit it, I'm great with kids.
362
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,549
Maybe--
363
00:19:49,553 --> 00:19:52,398
or maybe you just have a weird
connection to the book.
364
00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:54,416
So what are you getting at?
365
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,054
I dunno Todd, it's like the
book treats you differently.
366
00:19:58,006 --> 00:20:00,243
The big bad baby called you dad.
367
00:20:00,248 --> 00:20:02,261
Bailey's monster cock spoke to you.
368
00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,407
The homunculous looked like you--
369
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,425
it's a lot of little things,
370
00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:08,827
but I think they might
add up to something...
371
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,131
Good news, kids,
the baby's been destroyed.
372
00:20:11,136 --> 00:20:13,150
What?
373
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:15,071
Just kidding-- he's been adopted.
374
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,992
By who?
375
00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:18,915
The parents prefer
to remain anonymous.
376
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,720
All you need to know is he's
in a loving environment.
377
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:24,679
Awww...
378
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,100
googoo, gaga...
379
00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:33,168
That's
a nice soother...
380
00:20:33,169 --> 00:20:36,669
Subsfreak team ?
381
00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:41,269
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