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Back in the day, a lot could
be said about my crazy family.
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The one thing that couldn't be denied
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was that we were bad drivers.
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But, despite the highway
havoc that we wreaked
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and the fender benders that
followed us wherever we went,
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no one was more psyched
to get behind the wheel
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than my brother, Barry.
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When he turned 16,
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couldn't wait to hit the open road
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and never look back.
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It's jingling.
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It's keys!
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Until my mom put the brakes
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on his automotive dreams.
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What the hell is this?
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It's a locket.
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It's got my picture inside
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so you can always have
your mother near your heart.
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And so, when I turned 16,
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my mom's gift to me
was hardly a surprise.
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- It's jingling.
- Jingling means keys.
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It was the sterling-silver Mom locket
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that all the Goldberg boys got.
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I put my picture in there
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so you can always have
your mama near your heart.
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Yes! He got the worst gift, too.
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I love it. Thank you, Mama.
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Wait. That's your reaction?
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You get a garbage locket
of Mom instead of a car,
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and you appreciate it?
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Yeah, I'm good with not getting a car.
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Or driving in general. You get it.
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No!
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I don't get it at all!
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I've got no sense of direction,
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I have bad depth perception
due to my lazy eye,
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and I'm easily startled by birds.
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So you're just not gonna drive?
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Yeah, I'm not so much a driver
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as the guy who sits behind
the driver in the backseat.
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- You mean a rich guy?
- Exactly.
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Now, if you'll excuse
me, I have play practice.
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Father, go fetch your driving pants,
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which are just regular
pants you refuse to wear.
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Refusing to drive
baffled my whole family,
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but no one more than Barry.
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Back when he got his license,
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the dude trademarked his own dance.
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♪ Yeah, that's right ♪
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♪ Barry's driving ♪
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♪ Who's in charge? ♪
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♪ I'm in charge ♪
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♪ That's right, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Uh-huh,
uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
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Unreal. I raised a moron.
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But, lucky for me,
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I got the perfect birthday
present that year,
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the gift of never driving.
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Stop it. My scrumptious little baby-man
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does not have to learn to drive
until he's absolutely ready.
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That's a no! Victory-dance time!
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♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
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♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh, yeah ♪
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♪ That's right, I'm not driving ♪
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Hey! Stop copying my driving dance!
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I'm not. It's the not-driving dance.
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There's no such thing!
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I'm raising complete morons.
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It's getting hard to argue.
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- It's like this.
- No, it's like this.
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If you're gonna copy me, at
least do it the right way.
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It's my own thing, dude.
Face it, this dance is mine.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was November 29, 1980-something.
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The college fair was in full swing,
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and my sister wanted no part of it.
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Ugh, look at all these bozos
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and their lame clubs.
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The whole point of going to college
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is to be left alone.
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I thought it was more,
like, to learn and grow
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and make lifelong friendships.
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Meh. I've got enough friends.
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Do you?
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Hey, either of you
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interested in Ultimate Frisbee?
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Are you interested in
picking a sport with a ball?
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Maybe you should join a club
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for freshmen who hate everything.
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Great. Where's that table?
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Seriously,
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you're a total downer.
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You, like, pooh-pooh everything.
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I don't, like, pooh-pooh everything.
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Just offer me something
cool, and I'm there.
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Looking for something cool, eh?
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Lucky for you,
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your RA Srini
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has the answer, ladies.
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Karaoke and togas? Pass.
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I see. Well, if you change your mind,
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feel free to drop by and RSVP.
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Here's my RSVP.
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Pbht!
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Guess that's an RSVP
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for just one, then.
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Wait, you're going? Why?
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'Cause it sounds fun,
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and, unlike you, I, like, like fun.
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I, like, like fun, too!
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You should've seen me in high school.
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I was, like, the funnest.
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Ow!
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Hey, isn't there some weird field
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that you can play in?
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Hi, Craig.
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Gah! Barry?!
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Hey, I drank all your 5 Alive.
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What are you doing here?
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Hello?!
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It's my college tour!
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I told you like 10 times!
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I knew that, silly.
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I just lost track of the days
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with all the awesome
parties and whatnot.
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There's so many parties.
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Which are all totally real,
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because I am killing it here.
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Dude, this weekend is gonna
be the stuff of legend!
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So, where's the first rager at?
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But Erica only knew of one,
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that she already passed on.
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Srini! Nice toga, my man!
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I changed my mind about
your kareoga thing.
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Did you, now?
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See, my brother's here,
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and I kinda told him that
I'm the queen of college,
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so you can see why I now
have a sudden interest
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in your crappy party.
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Just party. Not crappy.
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That is the single worst RSVP ever.
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And it's been declined.
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What? You can't decline!
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You're my RA. You have to include me.
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Farewell.
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So that's a yes?
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As Erica was realizing
she'd driven everyone away,
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my dad was trying to get me to drive.
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Hey! My "Burger Time"!
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Okay, moron.
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Lose the disturbing "Mom"
necklace, take these keys.
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I'm teaching you how to drive.
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Ooooooh. I'd love to,
but the ol' ball 'n' chain
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says I'll learn when
I'm ready, nomasayin'?
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I say you're ready right now.
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But what about all the horrible things
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Mom says will happen
if I don't drive good?
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What horrible things?
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I could get a stop
sign through the heart!
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Or a guard rail through the heart!
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Or a mailbox through the heart!
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Why are all these things going through
your heart? That's not even possible.
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Tell that to Mom's
friend Sheila's nephew.
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He was driving at dangerous speeds,
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and he flipped his car
and got a mailbox...
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Okay, you gotta stop listening
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to these crazy things
your mom tells you.
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So rabid pigeons won't peck my eyes out
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through the sunroof?
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What is it with you and birds anyway?!
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They're just so cocky.
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So what if they can
fly? I can do stuff, too.
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Like driving?
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I bet you that would really
make the birdies jealous.
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Yeah, right. Like birds
know what a car is.
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Get in the car!
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With that, my dad left me
with no choice but to drive.
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The only problem was, I'd
have to get in the car first.
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I-I can't do it.
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You can and you will. Get in!
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My son's a moron! Can't you see?
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Go around!
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He's a moron! Go around!
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Mom said I don't have to drive!
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- Well, I say you do. Get in.
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in! Get in!
- No! No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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- Get in!
- No!
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See, what'd I tell ya?
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Nothing bad's gonna happen.
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Aah!
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Just remember, I was
good with the locket.
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As I drove for the last time,
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Barry was gearing up for
his first college rager.
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So?!
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Are we ready to rock or what?
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Um, turns out that party is super lame,
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but I'm gonna find us
something super college-y
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and great for us.
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Say no more.
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I'll ask around and find the fun.
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What? How are you gonna do that?
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With this here bag of college!
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- Bag of wha'?
- College!
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In it is everything you
need to kick ass here.
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Jean shorts.
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Tie-dye poncho.
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Trick dog with leash.
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Rasta hat.
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Fake $100 bill,
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attached to a quarter mile of string.
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Foam hand.
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Sacks to hacky.
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Stunt kite.
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Oyster crackers.
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Unicycle!
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A Snoopy snow-cone machine!
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Boomerang!
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Pogo stick.
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Devil sticks.
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Drum sticks.
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Chopsticks.
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Beef sticks.
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Pickup sticks.
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A stick I found.
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Okay, stop.
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This bag of crap will not help you.
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Trust me, all you need to
do is put yourself out there
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to show the other attractive
party-minded boys and girls
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that you mean business.
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Dude, that is not how college works.
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That is, unless you have sweet dreads
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and an invisible dog.
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Check it out,
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mons and lady mons.
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My dog be jammin'!
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Hey, uh, I already told
you, put this crap away
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before you embarrass
yourself, or worse, me.
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Look! His dog is invisible.
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His name's Butterscotch.
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He's part Beagle and part not real.
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I rescued him from a kill shelter,
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although I feel like he rescued me.
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- Aww!
- Aww!
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Okay, what is happening?
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Why are you engaging with this idiot?
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Ignore her. She's not a dog person.
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Clearly.
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Oh, yeah, I'm the crazy one.
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There is no dog.
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Ow!
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I know that was intentional!
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As Erica was hit by my
brother's instant success,
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my mom was about to be
struck by some bad news.
266
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There's my handsome men.
267
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,966
I just snickered up a batch of doodles.
268
00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:33,401
Should you tell her or should I?
269
00:07:33,503 --> 00:07:35,536
Let me take this.
270
00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:37,205
I was out teaching him how to drive.
271
00:07:37,274 --> 00:07:38,473
The [bleep] you say?
272
00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,807
Good for you, kiddo!
273
00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,509
No, no. It was not so good.
274
00:07:41,611 --> 00:07:42,744
As a matter of fact, it was worse
275
00:07:42,846 --> 00:07:44,045
than any of us could have imagined.
276
00:07:44,147 --> 00:07:45,046
I ruined the car!
277
00:07:45,148 --> 00:07:46,347
He ruined the car?
278
00:07:46,449 --> 00:07:47,782
- Not great.
- Oh, my God.
279
00:07:47,851 --> 00:07:50,251
Please tell me you made
him wear a seatbelt.
280
00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,053
Technically, I didn't get that far.
281
00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:54,923
Doesn't matter. You
always wear a seatbelt.
282
00:07:54,991 --> 00:07:56,524
- Why?
- Because of the road pirates.
283
00:07:56,626 --> 00:07:58,259
What the hell are road pirates?
284
00:07:58,361 --> 00:08:00,461
They're like sea pirates,
but instead of other ships,
285
00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,363
they plunder mid-sized
sedans and hatchbacks.
286
00:08:02,465 --> 00:08:03,698
That's right. Without a belt,
287
00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,199
they'll just reach into the window
288
00:08:05,302 --> 00:08:06,434
and yank you out of the car.
289
00:08:06,536 --> 00:08:07,602
What are these words?!
290
00:08:07,671 --> 00:08:08,970
What are you teaching
him when I'm not around?
291
00:08:09,039 --> 00:08:10,838
The good news is,
I've officially decided
292
00:08:10,941 --> 00:08:12,473
I'm not ready to drive this year.
293
00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,976
Adam, you are my little cookie.
294
00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,078
My scrumptious oatmeal-nibble man.
295
00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:19,847
If you're not ready for the
next three decades, so be it.
296
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,382
Your little cookie thanks you, Mama.
297
00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,151
Here's a little crumb. Mwah.
298
00:08:23,219 --> 00:08:24,352
Oh, I could just eat you up.
299
00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,087
It's easy, 'cause I'm
a soft-baked cookie.
300
00:08:26,189 --> 00:08:27,555
Oh, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!
301
00:08:27,657 --> 00:08:28,823
Nom, nom, nom, nom!
302
00:08:28,892 --> 00:08:29,791
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!
303
00:08:29,859 --> 00:08:31,859
- Oh...
- Just go!
304
00:08:31,962 --> 00:08:33,795
Nom, nom!
305
00:08:33,863 --> 00:08:35,029
What the hell did you do, Murray?!
306
00:08:35,131 --> 00:08:36,431
I finally agree with you.
307
00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:37,999
That kid should never drive,
308
00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:39,901
and he should stay your
little baby forever.
309
00:08:40,003 --> 00:08:41,936
No! Adam needs to drive!
310
00:08:42,038 --> 00:08:43,571
Then what's with the cookie business?!
311
00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:45,006
And the road pirates?
312
00:08:45,075 --> 00:08:47,709
I spent the last five years
scaring Adam with my stories
313
00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,011
so he'd be a super terrified,
314
00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,212
very cautious driver.
315
00:08:51,314 --> 00:08:53,181
Now's the time for you to swoop in
316
00:08:53,249 --> 00:08:55,683
and call him a moron
until he learns to drive.
317
00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,285
Wait, that's your plan?
318
00:08:57,387 --> 00:08:58,886
Worked perfectly for Erica and Barry.
319
00:08:58,989 --> 00:09:00,388
I don't know what went wrong here.
320
00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,556
I have a theory.
321
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,758
Your stories didn't
teach him to be cautious.
322
00:09:03,827 --> 00:09:06,961
They just terrified a very
gullible, anxious child.
323
00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:09,931
No one wants your objective
opinions based on facts, Dad.
324
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,299
We'll handle it, Al.
325
00:09:11,368 --> 00:09:13,801
With that, my parents
shut down my grandfather,
326
00:09:13,903 --> 00:09:15,570
who went upstairs and
bribed me to drive.
327
00:09:15,672 --> 00:09:16,971
Okey dokey, it's happening.
328
00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:18,439
We'll see you in a few hours.
329
00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:19,707
What? Wh-Where are you going?
330
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,876
To take the kid out
driving, just like we agreed.
331
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,111
Uh, no.
332
00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:25,446
You had your diver's
license taken away, remember?
333
00:09:25,548 --> 00:09:27,415
So? Doesn't mean I can't still drive.
334
00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:28,983
That's exactly what it means.
335
00:09:29,052 --> 00:09:30,685
Wait, are you still driving?
336
00:09:30,754 --> 00:09:33,054
Sure. How else do you
think I get here every day?
337
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,089
The bus. You told us you took the bus.
338
00:09:35,191 --> 00:09:37,492
Why would I do that? I got a car.
339
00:09:37,594 --> 00:09:38,860
Did you know about this?
340
00:09:38,962 --> 00:09:40,561
Of course. We have crazy
adventures every week.
341
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,729
How do you think we get there?
342
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:42,897
Oh, my God, Dad!
343
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,999
It's not safe for you behind the wheel!
344
00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:46,734
You crashed into a drive-through!
345
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,569
What crash? It was a nudge.
346
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,238
We both know it wasn't a nudge.
347
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,439
I nudged it.
348
00:09:51,541 --> 00:09:53,241
In fact, I don't even
think I touched it.
349
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,742
This is becoming a whole thing.
350
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,977
I'm gonna rain check,
351
00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:57,845
but we can pick this
up again in a few years.
352
00:09:57,947 --> 00:09:59,981
No! No rain checks!
353
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,050
Your hero Pops is gonna
teach you how to drive.
354
00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:03,084
End of story!
355
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,219
Finally! Things are looking up.
356
00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:06,454
But we're coming, too.
357
00:10:06,556 --> 00:10:07,822
Nope! They sucked again.
358
00:10:08,877 --> 00:10:12,212
It was Barry's first day at
college, and people were noticing.
359
00:10:12,402 --> 00:10:13,716
Turns out being overly confident
360
00:10:13,818 --> 00:10:14,717
and unembarrassable
361
00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:16,219
got him mocked in high school,
362
00:10:16,287 --> 00:10:19,188
but in college, he quickly
became the life of the party.
363
00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:22,058
Gah! It's been three
hours. Can we just go?
364
00:10:22,127 --> 00:10:23,426
For sure. We got a ton of stuff to do.
365
00:10:23,528 --> 00:10:24,560
Stuff? What Stuff?
366
00:10:24,662 --> 00:10:26,095
Delta Nu has a pig roast,
367
00:10:26,197 --> 00:10:28,831
and I got invited to a kareoga party.
368
00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:31,234
Wait, isn't that in your dorm?
369
00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:33,669
Uh, yeah, but no one's going
to that weird-ass party.
370
00:10:33,772 --> 00:10:35,405
Yo! It's my boy Srini!
371
00:10:35,507 --> 00:10:36,906
Question about your party...
372
00:10:37,008 --> 00:10:38,174
No, no, no! No questions!
373
00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:39,809
Wait, you know this girl, Big Tasty?
374
00:10:39,911 --> 00:10:40,843
She's my sister.
375
00:10:40,945 --> 00:10:42,245
Ah, she sucks at first,
376
00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:43,279
but you'll come to love her.
377
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,048
We're currently still
in the sucking phase.
378
00:10:45,116 --> 00:10:46,582
Oh, my God! What world am I living in?
379
00:10:46,651 --> 00:10:48,451
Fine. Since you're related to Big Tasty,
380
00:10:48,553 --> 00:10:51,087
I'm willing to overlook
your extremely hurtful words
381
00:10:51,189 --> 00:10:52,355
and re-invite you to my soiree.
382
00:10:52,457 --> 00:10:53,956
You hear that, Erica?
383
00:10:54,059 --> 00:10:56,225
He's gonna ignore how terrible you are.
384
00:10:56,327 --> 00:10:57,627
Forget it! You can just go.
385
00:10:57,729 --> 00:10:59,495
If some stupid party is more important
386
00:10:59,597 --> 00:11:00,930
than your own flesh and blood,
387
00:11:01,032 --> 00:11:01,798
then have a blast.
388
00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:02,999
I will! Thanks!
389
00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:04,600
Who wants snow cones?
390
00:11:04,702 --> 00:11:06,002
Ow!
391
00:11:06,071 --> 00:11:08,571
Okay, now I know you're
clearly doing it on purpose!
392
00:11:08,673 --> 00:11:09,939
While Erica felt burned,
393
00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,941
I was the one hoping not to crash.
394
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,843
You're doing great, kiddo.
395
00:11:13,912 --> 00:11:15,945
Just keep going on Rydal Road.
396
00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:18,648
No, Dad. Rydal Road
intersects the train tracks.
397
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,615
Wait, a train's coming?!
398
00:11:19,717 --> 00:11:21,884
- No!
- Maybe, maybe.
399
00:11:21,953 --> 00:11:23,319
Look for the flashing red lights
400
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,321
and the
up-and-down-gate thingy.
401
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,957
Oy vey, Bev. There is no train.
402
00:11:28,059 --> 00:11:31,094
Essie Karp's pool man thought
the same thing until... Boom!
403
00:11:31,196 --> 00:11:33,463
His truck was T-boned
by a commuter train.
404
00:11:33,531 --> 00:11:35,898
Now he holds the skimmer
with a homemade clamp.
405
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,300
Homemade clamp?
406
00:11:37,402 --> 00:11:38,501
It's attached to his shoulder.
407
00:11:38,603 --> 00:11:40,136
He opens and shuts it
408
00:11:40,205 --> 00:11:41,804
with wires he keeps in his mouth.
409
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,207
No arm part? Just a
clamp and a shoulder?
410
00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,808
Pulleys. It works very well.
411
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,743
Wouldn't he just choose
a different career
412
00:11:47,846 --> 00:11:49,145
if he had a homemade clamp?
413
00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:52,215
Skimming is his life,
Murray. It's what he knows.
414
00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:53,916
It's what he knows!
415
00:11:54,018 --> 00:11:55,084
Everything you're saying right now
416
00:11:55,186 --> 00:11:56,519
is very distracting.
417
00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:58,855
Wait, if the clamp gets
wet, doesn't it get rusty?
418
00:11:58,957 --> 00:12:00,656
Of course it gets rusty.
419
00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:02,291
He works around water and metal.
420
00:12:02,393 --> 00:12:04,293
That's why he wears
a bag over the clamp.
421
00:12:04,362 --> 00:12:07,497
Ah, come on, there's gotta
be a better way to clean pools
422
00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:09,432
than a homemade clamp
with a bag over it.
423
00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:10,766
He's a very determined man!
424
00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:12,702
Please drop it already.
425
00:12:12,804 --> 00:12:14,337
You know he cleans gutters in the fall?
426
00:12:14,439 --> 00:12:16,072
He just swaps in a
scooper for the clamp.
427
00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:17,573
Scoop? What kind of scooper?
428
00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:20,109
He scoops with a homemade ladle.
429
00:12:20,178 --> 00:12:22,512
He scoops out all the gutters.
430
00:12:22,614 --> 00:12:25,214
So he's scooping gutters
with a homemade ladle?
431
00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:27,116
-He scoops and skims!
-You expect me to believe that?
432
00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:29,485
He scoops in the fall and skims
in the summer! Scoops and skims.
433
00:12:29,587 --> 00:12:31,154
♪ So, come on ♪
434
00:12:31,222 --> 00:12:36,459
♪ Take a bottle, shake it up ♪
435
00:12:36,528 --> 00:12:41,597
♪ Break the bubble, break it up ♪
436
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,266
♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪
437
00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:45,234
Enough with the sugar and the pouring!
438
00:12:45,303 --> 00:12:46,235
Turn it down!
439
00:12:46,304 --> 00:12:47,837
Wow, you're, like, really harshing
440
00:12:47,906 --> 00:12:49,071
on Def Leppard right now.
441
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,139
I can't believe you're actually going
442
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,174
to that dumb party.
443
00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:52,842
Totally, and I'm, like, super bummed
444
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:54,644
you're not gonna be there.
445
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:56,445
Well, you don't have to
be sarcastic about it.
446
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,215
I'm, like, not. This is just how I talk.
447
00:12:59,317 --> 00:13:00,650
Okay, screw this!
448
00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:03,452
There's no way I'll let my brother
be better at college than me.
449
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,623
It's time to show 'em how it's done.
450
00:13:07,725 --> 00:13:12,195
♪ I once was lost ♪
451
00:13:12,263 --> 00:13:14,163
So Erica would prove she could kill it,
452
00:13:14,232 --> 00:13:16,732
by literally murdering all
the fun out of the party.
453
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:25,474
♪ Was blind, but now I seeeee ♪
454
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,881
Oooookay!
455
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:35,084
Let's keep this party
going! Who's up next?
456
00:13:35,186 --> 00:13:36,552
I was gonna sing The Go-Go's,
457
00:13:36,621 --> 00:13:38,788
but I didn't realize this
party is religious-themed.
458
00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:39,989
What? No.
459
00:13:40,058 --> 00:13:42,058
That's just a beautiful
song that showcases my voice.
460
00:13:42,126 --> 00:13:43,960
Oh. Job well done, then.
461
00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:45,962
Oh, she's not being mean.
That's just how she talks.
462
00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:48,030
No, this time, it was
totally meant to be mean.
463
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,133
Come on, Erica, don't go!
464
00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:52,201
Come on.
465
00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:53,202
What's the point?
466
00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:54,470
I can't win here.
467
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:55,771
What am I supposed to do...
468
00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:57,240
Use your stupid bag of college?
469
00:13:57,342 --> 00:13:58,241
This is nuts.
470
00:13:58,343 --> 00:13:59,942
Hey, mon, I'm Barry Goldberg.
471
00:14:00,044 --> 00:14:01,477
I have a see-through dog,
472
00:14:01,546 --> 00:14:03,312
and I ride a unicycle with a stick.
473
00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:05,281
Or how about a Snoopy snow cone
474
00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:07,516
while I strap on breakdancing pants
475
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,885
and wear this captain's
hat for some reason?
476
00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:11,053
Okay, when you use them all at once,
477
00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:11,721
you just look silly.
478
00:14:12,624 --> 00:14:13,723
Don't you get it, dude?
479
00:14:13,825 --> 00:14:14,890
No one likes me here.
480
00:14:14,993 --> 00:14:16,459
I don't even like me here.
481
00:14:16,561 --> 00:14:17,560
Then it's time you show them
482
00:14:17,629 --> 00:14:19,095
the Erica we all knew back home.
483
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:19,929
How?
484
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:21,764
High school was so easy.
485
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,833
I didn't even have to
try to make friends.
486
00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:26,269
I get it. It's new, and it's scary.
487
00:14:26,371 --> 00:14:28,437
But I guarantee, if you
put yourself out there,
488
00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:30,473
everyone will love the
real Erica Goldberg.
489
00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,742
How do I introduce
everyone to the real me?
490
00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:34,543
Mmmm, I got a plan.
491
00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:35,978
Murray: So he's scooping.
492
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,146
Beverly: He scoops.
493
00:14:37,215 --> 00:14:39,782
I'm sorry, what's you're
saying, science fiction!
494
00:14:39,884 --> 00:14:41,384
You just made all this crap up.
495
00:14:41,486 --> 00:14:43,085
- I didn't. I...
- Oh, yeah, you did.
496
00:14:43,187 --> 00:14:44,620
I'm not that creative.
497
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:47,423
Oh, yeah, scooping with a ladle,
I'd argue, is very creative.
498
00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:49,292
Listen, listen. Listen to me.
499
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,160
Please drop it already!
500
00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:52,261
It's doubters like you
501
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,963
that make him want to skim harder.
502
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:55,831
Turns out Pops was right.
503
00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:57,900
My dad's nagging
pressure to make me drive,
504
00:14:58,002 --> 00:15:00,436
coupled with my mom's
constant car-safety stories,
505
00:15:00,538 --> 00:15:02,705
weren't exactly
prepping me for the road.
506
00:15:02,807 --> 00:15:03,973
I was in full panic mode.
507
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,042
Stop talking about clamps and pool men.
508
00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:08,010
Here come the train
tracks. What do I do?!
509
00:15:08,112 --> 00:15:09,111
Just drive, moron.
510
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,213
He's right. I am a
moron. Grab the wheel.
511
00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:15,284
No! Ignore your dad
and the pool-guy story.
512
00:15:15,353 --> 00:15:17,119
I don't see flashing
lights or gates lowering.
513
00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:17,987
What if it's broken?
514
00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:19,855
Just punch it, kiddo.
515
00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:23,859
Baaaaaaaalls!
516
00:15:27,899 --> 00:15:28,831
You did it!
517
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:29,832
He did it!
518
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,734
I did it! You were right, Pops.
519
00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:32,868
This whole driving thing isn't so...
520
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:44,313
Well, that was a little
more than a nudge.
521
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:47,794
Pops was an excellent driving teacher.
522
00:15:47,977 --> 00:15:50,401
Unfortunately, I was
not a great student.
523
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:53,491
Surprising amount of paperwork
for a tiny, little nudge.
524
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,159
Dad, we T-boned a cop.
525
00:15:55,228 --> 00:15:57,261
And you told him to stop
making a big deal out of it.
526
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,997
I think that cop had
something going on at home.
527
00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:03,468
Okay, first things first.
528
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:06,337
Give me your keys, Al. No more driving.
529
00:16:06,406 --> 00:16:09,107
How is this on me? Adam
was behind the wheel.
530
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:10,341
You know how it works.
531
00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:11,843
It's the circle of driving.
532
00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:14,579
Somebody loses a license,
someone gets a license.
533
00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:16,714
Or, Pops keeps driving, 'cause I'm not.
534
00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:18,950
See? The circle of driving ends with me.
535
00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:20,651
The circle of driving
does not end with you.
536
00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:22,687
Or...
537
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,222
Pops keeps driving, 'cause I'm not.
538
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:25,923
See? The circle of driving ends with me.
539
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:27,725
You can't end the circle of driving.
540
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,961
Oh, I just did! The circle is complete!
541
00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:31,095
Listen, Cookie Bite.
542
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:33,498
I know you're scared to drive.
543
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:34,499
But you shouldn't be.
544
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:39,270
Truth is, I might've
slightly exaggerated
545
00:16:39,339 --> 00:16:40,738
the safety of the highways and byways,
546
00:16:40,807 --> 00:16:42,907
just to make sure you were safe.
547
00:16:43,009 --> 00:16:44,876
So I won't stall out on train tracks
548
00:16:44,944 --> 00:16:46,377
and end up cleaning pools with my face?
549
00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:47,812
Not if you get regular oil changes
550
00:16:47,914 --> 00:16:48,813
and fill up your car...
551
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,281
- Beverly.
- Sorry.
552
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:51,816
Train tracks are fine.
553
00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:53,918
Murray? What about you?
554
00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:54,719
What about me?
555
00:16:54,821 --> 00:16:56,754
Well, maybe you apologize
556
00:16:56,856 --> 00:16:58,756
for always calling the kid a moron.
557
00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:06,097
Aww. That's the nicest
sound you ever made at me.
558
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,899
Even morons can drive.
559
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:10,334
Especially you.
560
00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:15,273
Um, hey.
561
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,275
I thought we could keep kareoga going.
562
00:17:17,377 --> 00:17:18,876
Um, we're good, Whitney Houston.
563
00:17:18,978 --> 00:17:21,646
Look, I just wanted people to like me.
564
00:17:21,714 --> 00:17:25,349
Then, when they didn't, I
acted judgey and showed off.
565
00:17:25,418 --> 00:17:28,052
Maybe I can make up for it?
566
00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:28,986
Okay.
567
00:17:30,356 --> 00:17:33,891
Hey, everybody, I'm Erica.
568
00:17:33,993 --> 00:17:36,727
I'm also Big Tasty's sister.
569
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,396
Big Tasty!
570
00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:39,597
Mm-hmm.
571
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:42,700
Anyway, I hear part of
kareoga is singing along,
572
00:17:42,802 --> 00:17:44,669
so join in if you want.
573
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:53,511
♪ Love is like a bomb,
baby, come on, get it on ♪
574
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,380
♪ Livin' like a lover
with a radar phone ♪
575
00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:59,183
♪ Lookin' like a tramp,
like a video vamp ♪
576
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,286
♪ I'm a demolition woman,
will you be my man? ♪
577
00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:11,362
Hey, Pops? Got a second?
578
00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:13,798
Sure thing, kiddo.
579
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,900
Listen, I was thinking...
580
00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:17,969
Maybe Mom and Dad are right.
581
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:20,571
Maybe it's time for you to stop driving.
582
00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:21,839
For real this time.
583
00:18:21,908 --> 00:18:23,641
Your parents put you up to this?
584
00:18:23,743 --> 00:18:25,209
No.
585
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:26,644
This time, it's coming from me.
586
00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:30,014
I know Mom drilled car
safety into my head and all,
587
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,683
but I think, in your case,
you really should listen.
588
00:18:32,785 --> 00:18:35,353
Adam, I can't just stop driving.
589
00:18:35,421 --> 00:18:39,090
I mean, how are we gonna go
on all our crazy adventures?
590
00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:40,725
Easy. I'll drive us.
591
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:41,526
You?
592
00:18:41,628 --> 00:18:43,060
If getting my license
593
00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,196
means I get to keep
hanging out with you,
594
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,331
then I'm all in.
595
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,734
You'd do that for me?
596
00:18:49,802 --> 00:18:51,335
Then I guess these are yours now.
597
00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:57,074
I'll work on that.
598
00:18:57,176 --> 00:18:57,975
Come here.
599
00:18:58,044 --> 00:18:59,277
And with that,
600
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,679
the circle of driving
was finally complete.
601
00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:03,981
♪ Shake it up ♪
602
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:09,787
♪ Break the bubble, break it up ♪
603
00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:13,324
♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪
604
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,526
♪ In the name of love ♪
605
00:19:15,628 --> 00:19:18,930
♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪
606
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,198
♪ Come on, fire me up ♪
607
00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:22,833
There's nothing harder in life
608
00:19:22,936 --> 00:19:24,502
than facing what scares you most.
609
00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:26,404
Sometimes you just need a little nudge
610
00:19:26,472 --> 00:19:28,406
to get behind the wheel and hit the gas.
611
00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:30,107
Drive safe, moron.
612
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,310
And when your family's
along for the ride,
613
00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:34,612
nothing you can't do,
nowhere you can't go.
614
00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:35,913
♪ Listen ♪
615
00:19:35,982 --> 00:19:38,482
♪ Red light, yellow
light, green-alight, go ♪
616
00:19:38,585 --> 00:19:41,452
♪ Sweet dream,
saccharine, loosen up ♪
617
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:44,889
That magic night, Erica finally
found her place at college.
618
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,758
And I found that history had
a way of repeating itself.
619
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,627
I know you're bummed
about giving up driving,
620
00:19:49,696 --> 00:19:51,529
so I thought this place
would cheer you up.
621
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,067
You know me well, kiddo.
622
00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:57,969
Oh, hell no!
623
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,670
We're going to the Spaghetti Warehouse
624
00:19:59,772 --> 00:20:00,638
across the street.
625
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:02,239
Don't even look at this place.
626
00:20:02,342 --> 00:20:06,210
♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪
627
00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:08,012
♪ Oh, in the name of love ♪
628
00:20:08,114 --> 00:20:11,349
♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪
629
00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:12,717
In the end, all it takes
630
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,685
is finding the courage to crank it up,
631
00:20:14,787 --> 00:20:17,288
hit the road, and keep on driving.
632
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:20,224
♪ I'm hot, sticky sweet ♪
633
00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,593
♪ From my head to my feet, yeah ♪
634
00:20:22,695 --> 00:20:25,229
_
635
00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:29,800
♪ Take a bottle, shake it up ♪
636
00:20:29,902 --> 00:20:32,370
_
637
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:34,905
♪ Break the bubble ♪
638
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:40,815
Happy birthday!
639
00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:41,917
What do you want for breakfast?
640
00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:42,951
Privacy!
641
00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:44,085
Oh, please.
642
00:20:44,187 --> 00:20:47,122
Don't forget to wash your bottom.
643
00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:48,690
_
644
00:20:51,194 --> 00:20:52,527
Happy birthday, Schmoo.
645
00:20:52,629 --> 00:20:53,895
What do you want for breakfast?
646
00:20:53,997 --> 00:20:56,665
How's about some pancake dippers?
647
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,634
Don't forget to wash your bottom.
648
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:00,568
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