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[Edmund] Everyone dreams at
least once in their lives
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with their eyes open.
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[soft music]
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It's that moment when you
finally catch your breath
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when all the bullshit fades away
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and you can see from here to
the end of every road you have
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or ever could walk down.
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You look at yourself
and all you are.
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Look at what you've become and
you wonder...
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what could've been
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had I just done it differently.
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What if I'd said no?
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What if I hadn't accepted
no for an answer?
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What if I'd gone?
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What if I'd stayed?
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What if?
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If only.
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But no.
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It's just a fleeting moment.
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For reality has a tendency...
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I love you.
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...of rushing back.
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- [yelling]
- [glass breaking]
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Fucker, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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Uncle Medor.
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Hey Edmund.
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I haven't heard from
you since what?
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Christmas.
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Yeah.
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I guess it has been a
long time, hasn't it?
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So listen.
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I er, I need a bit of help.
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Okay, what's happened?
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Well, um, I broke up with...
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J... Je...
Jessica broke up with me.
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Who is Jessica?
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My girlfriend.
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Oh, sorry.
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[Mr Appleby] Hey Frenchie.
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Come to lunch at my house.
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- [dial tone]
- Medor.
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Yes, Mister Appleby.
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Medor, Medor, Medor.
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- How you doing?
- [Medor] Fine.
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- How long ago did my dad hire you? 30 years ago?
- Yeah.
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Thirty years and you still sound like
a French Helen Keller. Why is that?
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You stupid?
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Come on, you're stupid, huh?
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Say it, I'm stupid.
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I'm stupid, I'm stupid.
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I think that's what it
is, you're stupid, right?
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'Cause anybody using
the company line to talk
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to their friends during
company time would be stupid.
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Not my friend, my nephew,
he's in trouble, you know.
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- Oh, is this is your nephew? He's in trouble?
- Yes.
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Oy, oy, oy. He is sick,
he's hurt, he needs your help?
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Well guess what, I don't care.
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Medor, you are fired.
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No, Mr Appleby, please.
I need the job.
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What I will say to my wife?
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Tell her you're not going to
make it home for lunch today.
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Thank you Mr Appleby, thank you.
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I'm leaving.
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Are you kidding, the boss said...
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You cover for me, please man.
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I have a wife to please.
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[gentle music]
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Edmund, I'm sorry I'm
late, I have to work.
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I'm really sorry, man.
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About fucking time you got here,
shit I've been waiting for you for ages.
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I'm sorry, you okay?
Listen, give me two minutes.
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I have to say hello to Gwen
and I'm coming back okay?
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Medor?
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- [screaming]
- [glass breaking]
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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[tense music]
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Leave.
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Whoa, er.
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What?
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Want a ride?
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[screaming in pain]
What kind of doctor are you?
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Come on, I'm trying
to help you man.
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You hurt me.
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Oh shut up, Jesus,
you're such a pussy.
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Why she did it, I know
why she did this to me, I know.
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Why?
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Because she's a bitch.
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She's a, she's a...
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You know, Edmund I don't know
why she did this to me.
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Maybe... you did it to you.
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- That's deep, Mr. Freud.
- Oh don't make fun...
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Big dummy, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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So please, shut the
fuck up, moron.
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[screaming in pain]
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We fought.
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On what?
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- A panda.
- A what?
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It's a... I mean, it's like
this stuffed panda head
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thing that I made
when I was a kid.
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It means a lot to me, and
she got all fucking angry
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at me about it, you know.
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I get confused, why you
call me this morning?
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You know, I haven't
talked to you
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since like fucking Christmas.
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I don't know, I was
just, we needed to talk
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and I felt like maybe
I should talk to you,
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and you know, I'm fine, I'm
okay, I'm fucking great.
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- I'm just what, no it's...
- Are you okay?
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- I'm, I'm fine, I'm okay. I'm just...
- Pull over, pull over.
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- Fine. I'm...
- Stop here, stop here.
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Tell me.
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It doesn't matter
anymore anyway,
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it's, it's really nothing.
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Did you, did you talk to
your parents, call them?
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Yeah, but, but what the fuck
am I going to say to them?
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Oh, my girlfriend, so sad.
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What kind of a fucking problem
is that compared to Jade
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you know, I mean, I feel stupid
just fucking talking about it.
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How can I feel like this when
that's going on you know?
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That's why I thought you
know, I could talk to you.
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What harm would that do?
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What harm?
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I fucking fucked
your shit up too.
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Everything I seem to touch
is turning to shit,
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and, uh... I'm... I'm...
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useless.
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I'm a fucking loser apparently.
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It's okay.
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No it's not okay, but
we make it okay, okay?
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's all right ♪
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's in sight ♪
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's on you ♪
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♪ And these Samburu
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's all right ♪
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's in sight ♪
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♪ Soul Africa
you're a chimpanzee ♪
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♪ From down Zimbabwe
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Don't be a pussy, don't
be a pussy, do it, yes!
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's all right ♪
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's in sight ♪
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's on you ♪
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♪ Soul Africa, and the Samburu
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's all right, ♪
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♪ Soul Africa,
Everybody's in sight ♪
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♪ Soul Africa
and their Zimbabwe ♪
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[laughing]
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[grunting]
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Ah, ow, fuck, you just...
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What the fuck is your shoe
made out of, knives man?
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Ah, what you talking about,
I barely touched you.
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Why you have broken glass
in your pocket?
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Come over here, come over.
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Come here, come here, come here.
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So, I was at your house,
'cause you took
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for fucking ever to get
there, and I started
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to look at my reflection
right, but I mean
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really looking at it, you know,
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like really look at it.
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I started to think about how
things could have been different.
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Different how?
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Who I could have been, how
things could have been.
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Maybe if I had the guts
to change them.
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But, I don't even, this is...
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I picked up, I don't
even know why I did this,
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this is dumb, oh yeah.
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This is not stupid, let me
look, let me look come on.
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Let me, let me look.
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But what does it matter?
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'Cause I'm here now.
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But you're, you're not
even going to let yourself
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dream a little?
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Let's drink instead.
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Man, you fucked that
guy up today.
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Yeah.
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I mean it was like,
it was like pow.
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That must have hurt.
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Normally punch hurt.
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I wouldn't know, I've
never been punched before.
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Never?
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Never.
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Punch me.
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[screaming in pain]
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What?
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I'm sorry, you hurt?
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I wasn't ready.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Why did you do that to me?
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You asked me.
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[laughing]
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Edmund, you know how
to make a difference
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between an old man
and a young man?
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Look the young man
he [imitates motor]
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[laughing]
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How did you do that?
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And the old man, the old man.
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[imitates motor stopping
and starting]
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Oh shit, I peed on my... Shit.
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[laughing]
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I'm getting a drink,
you want something?
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No, no later.
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[somber piano music]
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So anyways, the bartender
goes, goes to his manager
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and he says, "Hey boss,
there's a horse,
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and he's asked me for
a beer, what do I do?"
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Which one you going to
have them, the red one.
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[laughing]
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[Gwen] Only a man with love in
his heart can make food this good.
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[Edmund] So he goes to the
horse and he says, "Hey horse,
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why the, it's going to be $16."
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- Edmund?
- What?
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- Sit down.
- Why?
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Sit down, I need you to
clear the kitchen, come on.
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[upbeat accordion music]
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What are you doing?
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I will make you feel better.
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Oh, it's smelling so bad.
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You know what, I'm impressed,
how do you survive, with all this shit.
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I can do something
with an onion.
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French wine.
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Put your hands... Don't
burn it, don't burn it.
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If you don't cry,
the onion is no good.
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Bon appetite.
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Holy shit!
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- Medor, that's amazing.
- [Medor sighs]
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I wish I was the man
I wanted to be.
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I always dreamed to be a
chef, I wanted to be a chef.
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Yeah man, a chef.
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Well that's, that's great,
that's fucking awesome.
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You should do it.
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I'm too old.
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You're not too old I
just saw you take down
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a guy who's half your age.
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I've no money, I've
no money, I'm broke.
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And if you had the money,
would you do it?
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I'd try.
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- [swooshing]
- Hm? Hm. Hm?
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[gasping]
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There's your fucking money.
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Tada!
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- You stole it?
- What? No.
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- You're a drug dealer?
- No, no, no, I'm not a drug dealer.
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It's just my tuition money
from college,
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I dropped out of college.
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You dropped out of college?
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Okay, lots of people drop
out of college, yeah.
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Fuck, if you were doing art history,
then you'd drop out of college too.
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I'm offering you $40,000,
this is the question
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you asked me, yes I
dropped out of college.
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Why is in cash, only drug dealer have
cash, you are a drug dealer.
256
00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:31,841
No, I'm not a drug
dealer, listen,
257
00:20:31,843 --> 00:20:33,209
I took it from the
bank and then...
258
00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:34,846
Shut the fuck up
and let me explain.
259
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:38,082
I took it from the bank,
all right?
260
00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:41,751
I took it from the bank
and I withdrew it in cash,
261
00:20:41,753 --> 00:20:44,221
and I put it in a bag.
You know why I put it in a bag?
262
00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:46,156
So my parents wouldn't
see that there's a bunch
263
00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:48,625
of fucking money that's
going into a bank account
264
00:20:48,627 --> 00:20:50,727
and not going into
fucking college.
265
00:20:50,729 --> 00:20:52,131
Give it back.
266
00:20:53,498 --> 00:20:55,000
Fucking no, I'm not going
to give it back.
267
00:20:56,468 --> 00:20:58,034
Well why not?
268
00:20:58,036 --> 00:21:04,774
You and I, are going
to open a restaurant.
269
00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:07,579
What would your parents
will say huh?
270
00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:11,748
And Gwen, what she will say huh?
271
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,483
Fuck Gwen.
272
00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:15,054
Fuck Gwen?
273
00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:20,158
F... F... Fuck Gwen.
274
00:21:20,892 --> 00:21:24,796
You said, fuck Gwen?
275
00:21:26,698 --> 00:21:28,798
- Fuck Gwen.
- Fuck Gwen.
276
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,903
[both]
Fuck Gwen, fuck Gwen, fuck Gwen.
277
00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:35,272
Say it loud, fuck Gwen.
278
00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:38,475
- [repeating] Fuck Gwen.
- [repeating] Fuck Gwen.
279
00:21:39,912 --> 00:21:42,113
[retching]
280
00:21:52,557 --> 00:21:55,027
[somber music]
281
00:22:18,615 --> 00:22:20,252
- Surprise!
- [screaming]
282
00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:22,319
I have a surprise for you.
283
00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:23,655
Quieter.
284
00:22:24,022 --> 00:22:27,024
[whisper]
I have a surprise for you.
285
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:28,793
Why are you still yelling?
286
00:22:32,563 --> 00:22:33,231
- [yawning]
- Ta-da!
287
00:22:36,935 --> 00:22:39,202
- [screaming in distance]
- [distant gunfire]
288
00:22:39,204 --> 00:22:40,071
Ta-da?
289
00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:44,074
- I leased the restaurant.
- What?
290
00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:47,643
- I leased the restaurant.
- What?
291
00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:49,711
Last night, you gave
me all your cash
292
00:22:49,713 --> 00:22:51,050
to be a partner with me.
293
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:53,118
What, what?
294
00:22:53,785 --> 00:22:55,153
Invest in what?
295
00:22:55,854 --> 00:22:57,222
In a restaurant.
296
00:22:58,356 --> 00:22:59,789
You leased this restaurant?
297
00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:00,990
Yes.
298
00:23:00,992 --> 00:23:02,191
This one right here?
299
00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:03,128
Yes.
300
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:05,296
That one?
301
00:23:05,964 --> 00:23:06,831
Yes.
302
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,301
With my money?
303
00:23:09,901 --> 00:23:11,868
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
304
00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,735
You gave me $45,000,
305
00:23:13,737 --> 00:23:16,206
I emptied my joint
account with Gwen,
306
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:19,776
I put a healthy $100,000
into the business, you know.
307
00:23:19,778 --> 00:23:21,946
Why you make this face?
308
00:23:22,947 --> 00:23:25,314
- Yo are not...
- Medor, I'm going to kill you.
309
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,317
Yesterday you were 100% for it.
310
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,353
- I was drunk.
- So?
311
00:23:30,355 --> 00:23:32,224
Why would you listen to me?
312
00:23:32,624 --> 00:23:34,292
You told me to trust you.
313
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:38,797
How... how long is the lease,
how long, how long is it?
314
00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:41,166
- Three?
- Three.
315
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,867
Three months, three months?
316
00:23:44,869 --> 00:23:46,570
More like years.
317
00:23:47,206 --> 00:23:48,706
Years, what years?
318
00:23:49,007 --> 00:23:50,206
Three years.
319
00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,408
It's cheaper if you take longer,
320
00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:55,412
like a subscription you know.
321
00:23:55,414 --> 00:23:56,748
You paid in cash, didn't you?
322
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:01,117
- You paid in cash, didn't you? You did, you did.
- I'm sorry.
323
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,719
You're sorry, you're sorry.
324
00:24:03,721 --> 00:24:07,757
Dude, this is my fucking
life, man, you fucking idiot.
325
00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:11,062
Jackpot, he said sorry.
326
00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:12,831
What are you doing in there?
327
00:24:13,765 --> 00:24:17,335
Well I live here, what the
fuck are you doing here?
328
00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:19,737
We bought the restaurant.
329
00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:22,872
Yeah I heard that part,
I was just,
330
00:24:22,874 --> 00:24:24,207
I was just being sassy.
331
00:24:24,209 --> 00:24:25,243
I'm Medor.
332
00:24:29,714 --> 00:24:32,181
- I'm Alex, pleased to meet you.
- [Medor] Nice to meet you, Alex.
333
00:24:32,183 --> 00:24:34,417
So do we like own you
now, like you come
334
00:24:34,419 --> 00:24:36,786
with the restaurant, or er?
335
00:24:36,788 --> 00:24:38,689
[Mortimer] Hey everything
okay over here?
336
00:24:38,957 --> 00:24:41,424
[chuckles] Feel like I'm wandered
onto the set of Mean Streets
337
00:24:41,426 --> 00:24:42,393
with all that yelling,
[laughs], hi.
338
00:24:42,927 --> 00:24:45,094
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Medor.
339
00:24:45,096 --> 00:24:47,130
Medor, how's it going?
I'm Mortimer.
340
00:24:47,132 --> 00:24:48,932
- How are you?
- Good.
341
00:24:50,702 --> 00:24:53,102
So, I heard you guys down here, I just thought
I'd be a good neighbor, be a good friend,
342
00:24:53,104 --> 00:24:55,271
come on over, introduce myself.
343
00:24:55,273 --> 00:24:56,872
See what you guys have
got going on over here.
344
00:24:56,874 --> 00:24:58,474
I'm a restaurant owner.
345
00:24:58,476 --> 00:25:01,310
A restaurant owner?
Get out of town.
346
00:25:01,312 --> 00:25:02,979
I'm a restaurant owner.
347
00:25:02,981 --> 00:25:04,848
- NO?
- What?
348
00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:07,783
- I own Adam's right down the street.
- You're kidding.
349
00:25:07,785 --> 00:25:09,785
It's great, you know
actually it's funny
350
00:25:09,787 --> 00:25:11,454
I'm er getting a health
inspection right now.
351
00:25:11,456 --> 00:25:13,189
God it's just horrible,
it's this little pustule
352
00:25:13,191 --> 00:25:15,057
of bureaucratic pond scum,
he's been in there
353
00:25:15,059 --> 00:25:18,829
for the last three hours,
just wouldn't... [laughing]
354
00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:23,299
Mr Jones, speak of the devil and he
shall appear right, look at this guy.
355
00:25:23,301 --> 00:25:24,836
Let me introduce you
to my new friends.
356
00:25:25,236 --> 00:25:26,469
Medor, this is Edmund.
357
00:25:26,471 --> 00:25:28,072
- How you doing?
- Hi.
358
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:31,843
I got a great idea, you want
to open a restaurant right?
359
00:25:32,143 --> 00:25:33,943
- No, no.
- Right.
360
00:25:33,945 --> 00:25:36,212
You're going to need an
inspection, right?
361
00:25:36,214 --> 00:25:37,812
- Right.
- No.
362
00:25:37,814 --> 00:25:39,982
What do you say we let
this guy go in there,
363
00:25:39,984 --> 00:25:43,019
take a look around, and just
run like a fine tooth comb
364
00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:45,454
through this thing and you'll know
what's wrong. Sound a good idea?
365
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:47,990
I'll tell you something too,
this guy's not easy to get,
366
00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:50,092
he's really hard to get,
we're talking like
367
00:25:50,094 --> 00:25:52,361
hard like spotting a gram of
coke in a pound of snow,
368
00:25:52,363 --> 00:25:54,764
you know what I'm talking about?
[laughing]
369
00:25:54,766 --> 00:25:57,099
Anyway, hey he's here,
you're here,
370
00:25:57,101 --> 00:25:58,301
what do you say we get
this guy in here, huh?
371
00:25:58,303 --> 00:26:00,436
- Yes.
- Yeah? Pronto, right? pronto.
372
00:26:00,438 --> 00:26:03,873
- Lead the way.
- Lead the way he says, lead the way.
373
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:05,476
Follow me.
374
00:26:05,977 --> 00:26:08,211
Let's get in there,
let's get in there. [chuckles]
375
00:26:08,213 --> 00:26:09,480
Hold on, big guy.
376
00:26:11,549 --> 00:26:12,450
Fuck these guys up.
377
00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:25,827
Oh, fuck, fuck, it's worse on the
inside, how is that possible?
378
00:26:25,829 --> 00:26:29,200
Yeah, it just need a new
coat of paint that's it.
379
00:26:31,369 --> 00:26:32,736
[lights exploding]
380
00:26:34,939 --> 00:26:36,007
You'll have to fix that.
381
00:26:38,909 --> 00:26:40,278
You'll have to fix this.
382
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:46,984
And that too.
383
00:26:51,089 --> 00:26:54,457
- Let me do it.
- [gas clicks on]
384
00:26:54,459 --> 00:26:58,328
- [loud explosion]
- [coughing]
385
00:26:59,497 --> 00:27:01,165
You'll have to fix that too.
386
00:27:01,599 --> 00:27:04,065
Now you have two definite
electrical problems,
387
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:07,870
small structural weakness,
possible asbestos contamination,
388
00:27:07,872 --> 00:27:10,005
major blockage on
the water system,
389
00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:11,873
and major pest infestation.
390
00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:14,877
- You'll have to fix all that, okay?
- Okay, I will.
391
00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:17,446
- I hope I haven't discouraged you.
- No, no.
392
00:27:17,448 --> 00:27:20,115
- I'm just trying to be helpful.
- Thank you very much, thank you.
393
00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:22,150
These guys are going
to be busier than a cat
394
00:27:22,152 --> 00:27:25,388
trying to bury a turd in a frozen
pond, huh? [laughing]
395
00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,190
Medor, let me talk to you.
396
00:27:29,026 --> 00:27:33,562
- Medor, you ever heard the story of the Ethiopian astronaut?
- No.
397
00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:35,364
Of course you haven't,
because you need resources
398
00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:37,332
to build great things, and
the only resources they have
399
00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:39,070
are crippling depression
and starving children.
400
00:27:40,271 --> 00:27:42,103
Where am I going with this?
401
00:27:42,105 --> 00:27:46,007
I guess what I'm trying to say
is for a property like this
402
00:27:46,009 --> 00:27:47,643
don't overextend yourself?
403
00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:49,478
I mean what do you have,
one, two million dollars
404
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,847
to sink into this thing?
405
00:27:52,316 --> 00:27:55,917
No? Shit, man I was
low balling you. [laughing]
406
00:27:55,919 --> 00:27:58,153
- Is this your first restaurant?
- Yeah.
407
00:27:58,155 --> 00:28:02,190
Oh, cool I've opened 14.
Let me tell you something,
408
00:28:02,192 --> 00:28:04,260
this place is going
to be a dream.
409
00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:06,462
Dreams are great if
we're beating off,
410
00:28:06,464 --> 00:28:09,299
but now you're in real life.
Little scary, isn't it?
411
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,902
Ah, what a day, huh? Well, I'm
going to leave you with that.
412
00:28:13,904 --> 00:28:16,371
Jiltz, come on over here,
buddy, I know a little
413
00:28:16,373 --> 00:28:19,277
Punjab cafe you're
going to love, toodle-oo.
414
00:28:20,211 --> 00:28:21,279
Thanks.
415
00:28:26,249 --> 00:28:27,552
What do you think?
416
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,520
I think we are sharp?
417
00:28:31,455 --> 00:28:32,556
Really?
418
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,261
[bright bouncy piano music]
419
00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:43,534
[coughing]
420
00:28:46,937 --> 00:28:48,271
Do you guys have
health insurance?
421
00:28:48,505 --> 00:28:50,440
Yes, yes.
422
00:28:50,975 --> 00:28:54,643
Good, good. [chuckles]
423
00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:57,047
Um, how long
would that take to kick in?
424
00:28:58,014 --> 00:29:00,083
About three month.
425
00:29:04,354 --> 00:29:05,522
I'm not interested.
426
00:29:10,427 --> 00:29:13,230
Hello there, my name is Alex.
427
00:29:13,463 --> 00:29:16,133
We know who you are Alex.
428
00:29:21,171 --> 00:29:24,440
I live in the dumpster
beside the restaurant
429
00:29:24,442 --> 00:29:27,409
and I want to apply for a
job with an apprenticeship
430
00:29:27,411 --> 00:29:29,043
with Chef Medor.
431
00:29:29,045 --> 00:29:31,614
Do you even have any
experience, I mean...
432
00:29:31,616 --> 00:29:36,151
I have it, I have
been an apprentice
433
00:29:36,153 --> 00:29:37,587
in a restaurant before.
434
00:29:38,321 --> 00:29:41,224
Okay, surprise, which one?
435
00:29:42,325 --> 00:29:43,260
This one.
436
00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:47,665
Wait, so you stayed
after they shut it down?
437
00:29:49,366 --> 00:29:51,433
Well, they went bankrupt,
they didn't pay me,
438
00:29:51,435 --> 00:29:54,235
I didn't exactly have
anywhere to go.
439
00:29:54,237 --> 00:30:00,208
Mmm... Depression, I get it.
440
00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:02,713
Yeah, depression.
441
00:30:04,247 --> 00:30:06,717
Hi, I'm Liz.
442
00:30:10,086 --> 00:30:11,188
You're hired.
443
00:30:12,222 --> 00:30:15,091
We didn't ask her anything.
444
00:30:15,592 --> 00:30:18,293
You're hired, it's
good, it's perfect,
445
00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:24,100
it's great, it's great, it's
great, it's great. Thank you.
446
00:30:26,471 --> 00:30:30,305
Hi, I'm Patty, I am going
to be the best waiter
447
00:30:30,307 --> 00:30:33,141
you've ever hired, I
mean, I can't even believe
448
00:30:33,143 --> 00:30:35,546
you're considering me
for this position.
449
00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:37,347
I like her.
450
00:30:41,751 --> 00:30:45,086
So look, I am going to need
to be able to get off work
451
00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:48,556
if I have an audition to go to,
or need to go to the gym
452
00:30:48,558 --> 00:30:50,258
or need a rest day.
453
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:55,232
I typically don't like
to work Thursday, Friday,
454
00:30:55,432 --> 00:30:59,401
Saturday or Wednesday,
but I would be willing
455
00:30:59,403 --> 00:31:02,537
to work from 2-4 on
Wednesday if you need it.
456
00:31:02,539 --> 00:31:04,606
If I can just give you
a list of the days
457
00:31:04,608 --> 00:31:07,578
I won't be available,
I think you'll find that more helpful.
458
00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:11,513
[sneezing] Can I get an
advance? That would be great.
459
00:31:11,515 --> 00:31:13,548
You look like great guys,
I'm a good guy.
460
00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:15,183
You guys like to party?
461
00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:17,287
Maybe it's too much, Edmund.
462
00:31:17,721 --> 00:31:20,355
Medor, if I am stuck
doing this shit with you,
463
00:31:20,357 --> 00:31:22,222
I want to be having fun
doing the shit.
464
00:31:22,224 --> 00:31:24,158
What are these contracts for?
465
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,296
Don't worry about it, just
a waiver or some shit.
466
00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:33,503
[Medor] Okay, it's a race to
decide who are the best waiters.
467
00:31:33,838 --> 00:31:36,738
The three first crossing
the finish line
468
00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:38,509
will get the job.
469
00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:43,346
It's like the course of
Garçon de Café in Paris.
470
00:31:45,348 --> 00:31:47,181
Nobody knows about it?
471
00:31:47,183 --> 00:31:48,051
I do.
472
00:31:49,119 --> 00:31:53,255
I mean, I don't know about
that, that's just weird.
473
00:31:54,123 --> 00:31:55,258
Quiet, Alex.
474
00:31:55,492 --> 00:31:58,426
Okay, and please everybody
just remember
475
00:31:58,428 --> 00:32:00,895
it is imperative that
you go to the barrel,
476
00:32:00,897 --> 00:32:03,766
and circle around it,
you have to do that, okay?
477
00:32:03,768 --> 00:32:08,135
The rule is, if you drop
the water or the bread
478
00:32:08,137 --> 00:32:13,677
off your tray, you are
disqualified. Any questions?
479
00:32:13,877 --> 00:32:17,645
Well, I don't know about
you guys, but I'm thrilled.
480
00:32:17,647 --> 00:32:23,885
Okay, on your mark, set, go.
481
00:32:23,887 --> 00:32:26,824
[upbeat jazz music]
482
00:32:29,426 --> 00:32:32,629
Alex, it needs to be
filled with water.
483
00:32:51,381 --> 00:32:54,618
- [trash can exploding]
- [screaming]
484
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,570
[screaming]
485
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:21,410
[paintball gun firing]
486
00:33:33,356 --> 00:33:36,860
[church bells ringing]
487
00:33:40,730 --> 00:33:42,832
- [thud]
- Asshole.
488
00:33:45,601 --> 00:33:47,170
You crazy bastard.
489
00:33:48,271 --> 00:33:50,440
Ha, I thought you were
good with women.
490
00:33:51,408 --> 00:33:55,278
Hey guys, I'm sorry,
it was just a test.
491
00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,614
Eat a bag of dicks.
492
00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:02,719
[clears throat]
493
00:34:04,854 --> 00:34:05,922
You're hired.
494
00:34:07,457 --> 00:34:08,490
- Woo hoo!
- [glasses clankering]
495
00:34:11,461 --> 00:34:14,431
[jazzy piano music]
496
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:30,947
♪ When the rain peels away
497
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:37,785
♪ All the scandals of today
498
00:34:37,787 --> 00:34:42,657
♪ And my heart's beating hard
499
00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:43,927
That's colder.
500
00:34:44,961 --> 00:34:51,234
♪ Under the sun and the stars
501
00:34:52,602 --> 00:34:54,836
♪ I remember that it's
Just another moment ♪
502
00:34:54,838 --> 00:34:56,873
Come on, what? Come on.
503
00:34:58,308 --> 00:35:02,910
♪ That will fade,
I can try again ♪
504
00:35:02,912 --> 00:35:04,311
[laughing]
505
00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:09,719
♪ Maybe not today
506
00:35:14,524 --> 00:35:16,793
[whistling]
507
00:35:20,029 --> 00:35:23,600
♪ Take a walk
508
00:35:24,901 --> 00:35:27,400
Oh, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
509
00:35:27,402 --> 00:35:33,877
♪ Maybe you will see
510
00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:41,050
♪ Just like leaves,
Far from trees ♪
511
00:35:41,751 --> 00:35:47,357
♪ I will never stray too far
512
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:54,060
♪ I remember that's
Just another moment ♪
513
00:35:54,062 --> 00:35:59,068
♪ That will fade
I can try again ♪
514
00:36:01,737 --> 00:36:08,744
♪ If I just pretend
515
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:15,717
♪ It's all right again
516
00:36:37,807 --> 00:36:40,707
What the fuck are you
doing, dude? I was on the...
517
00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:42,679
I talk to you, I'm
worried about you.
518
00:36:44,113 --> 00:36:46,413
Medor, I don't want to
talk about this right now.
519
00:36:46,415 --> 00:36:48,483
I used to say the same shit.
520
00:36:50,753 --> 00:36:52,954
You want to be me in 40 years?
521
00:36:52,956 --> 00:36:54,821
Can I, can I just
get back to this.
522
00:36:54,823 --> 00:36:56,723
No. I don't. There's
your answer, okay?
523
00:36:56,725 --> 00:36:58,895
No, you have to talk to me.
524
00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:01,563
Why are you so angry?
525
00:37:04,867 --> 00:37:07,468
[somber piano music]
526
00:37:07,470 --> 00:37:12,374
I have... nothing.
527
00:37:20,482 --> 00:37:22,752
I have nothing in my life.
528
00:37:34,563 --> 00:37:36,698
And I'm waiting, I'm
waiting for something.
529
00:37:36,999 --> 00:37:39,769
It's about now that something
interesting should happen.
530
00:37:41,237 --> 00:37:43,505
But...
531
00:37:46,910 --> 00:37:48,477
But nothing does.
532
00:37:49,979 --> 00:37:51,480
What about the restaurant?
533
00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:55,683
What about the restaurant?
534
00:37:55,685 --> 00:37:57,018
It's an adventure.
535
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:59,686
By who's fucking definition?
536
00:37:59,688 --> 00:38:03,791
It's problem after problem,
and it's miserable.
537
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:08,795
What is an adventure, except
problem after problems?
538
00:38:08,797 --> 00:38:12,166
And the hero surmounting
the problem after problem
539
00:38:12,168 --> 00:38:15,236
after problem, and the
bigger the problem,
540
00:38:15,238 --> 00:38:16,838
the bigger the hero.
541
00:38:18,942 --> 00:38:20,542
So who's the hero?
542
00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:24,479
The hero is the one
who act like a hero.
543
00:39:17,066 --> 00:39:19,668
[footsteps]
544
00:39:20,902 --> 00:39:22,637
- [opens zipper]
- [screaming]
545
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,082
Not Alex anymore.
546
00:39:37,185 --> 00:39:39,888
[growling]
547
00:39:40,956 --> 00:39:41,823
Roar!
548
00:39:43,725 --> 00:39:47,063
[dramatic tense music]
549
00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:53,567
[thud]
550
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:02,045
Why are you hitting yourself?
551
00:40:07,015 --> 00:40:07,883
My hero.
552
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,554
[romantic music]
553
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,735
[Medor] Don't forget to
put all this in garbage.
554
00:40:50,992 --> 00:40:54,129
[smooth music]
555
00:41:29,064 --> 00:41:31,633
Oh my God, Medor.
556
00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:33,032
What?
557
00:41:33,034 --> 00:41:34,269
Is it bad?
558
00:41:35,137 --> 00:41:37,270
[groaning with pleasure]
559
00:41:37,272 --> 00:41:39,839
It's miserable, and
thrilling and excessive
560
00:41:39,841 --> 00:41:43,078
and exhausting. It's
like being in love.
561
00:41:44,312 --> 00:41:46,382
Wow Alex, that was poetic.
562
00:41:47,749 --> 00:41:51,286
Seriously, Medor, how do you
make the food this good?
563
00:41:52,853 --> 00:41:59,793
He said it, love, love.
564
00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:08,303
Come on, come on, man.
Yes, you come.
565
00:42:14,943 --> 00:42:17,911
- [sighing]
- You know.
566
00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:18,914
[screaming]
567
00:42:20,248 --> 00:42:22,048
There are many ways
to harm a man.
568
00:42:22,050 --> 00:42:23,884
Who the sweet fuck are you?
569
00:42:24,885 --> 00:42:25,985
[laughing]
570
00:42:25,987 --> 00:42:30,791
Friend, walk with me, come on.
571
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,330
I got a business proposition
for you, my friend.
572
00:42:37,799 --> 00:42:39,098
[glasses clinking]
573
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:43,305
I wish, no it's like
a dream, you know.
574
00:42:44,873 --> 00:42:46,875
It can be a dream come
true but it just...
575
00:42:49,143 --> 00:42:54,449
It just, you know that Sheldon
Crassus write a review on us,
576
00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:58,987
it will be a miracle,
it certifies success.
577
00:43:00,355 --> 00:43:02,989
Who is that? Who is that?
578
00:43:02,991 --> 00:43:07,093
Sheldon Crassus, he writes
reviews for The Times.
579
00:43:07,095 --> 00:43:10,498
- He's a locomotive.
- A what?
580
00:43:10,966 --> 00:43:16,502
You know, this kind of guy,
they start a train
581
00:43:16,504 --> 00:43:21,441
and everybody jump on. You
know they are these people
582
00:43:21,443 --> 00:43:25,779
who are surfing on the
waves of the snobbism.
583
00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:28,248
- Where do you come up with this shit?
- You know...
584
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:32,352
I mean he's writing on us,
he say we're good,
585
00:43:32,354 --> 00:43:33,455
everybody believe him.
586
00:43:34,888 --> 00:43:37,525
- Oh.
- Yeah.
587
00:43:40,028 --> 00:43:42,163
I, I get that.
588
00:43:43,131 --> 00:43:44,532
That's the dream,
that's the dream.
589
00:43:49,204 --> 00:43:52,806
The best sunsets are
the ones with clouds.
590
00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:57,410
Maybe it's 'cause you
need a little dark
591
00:43:57,412 --> 00:44:00,080
to make the light stand out.
592
00:44:01,315 --> 00:44:07,489
Okay, Socrates, no more drink.
593
00:44:10,191 --> 00:44:12,058
We're ready, you ready?
594
00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:13,859
I'm ready, you ready?
595
00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:15,528
All right.
596
00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:17,997
[upbeat music]
597
00:44:17,999 --> 00:44:19,932
All right, let's do it,
let's do it come on.
598
00:44:19,934 --> 00:44:21,867
All right so we've got
blinds, we have lights,
599
00:44:21,869 --> 00:44:24,136
we got tables, we got chairs,
we got all this shit,
600
00:44:24,138 --> 00:44:25,005
what do you think?
601
00:44:30,312 --> 00:44:33,412
- I like it.
- Okay, well, let's move on, okay more tables,
602
00:44:33,414 --> 00:44:36,182
more chairs, Paris, New York.
603
00:44:36,184 --> 00:44:39,017
All right, all this stuff,
what do you think?
604
00:44:39,019 --> 00:44:41,288
You don't care, you just
want your money.
605
00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:43,158
I like it.
606
00:44:45,427 --> 00:44:48,060
Pots, pans, ladles,
question mark.
607
00:44:48,062 --> 00:44:50,131
Hey wait a minute,
is that oven [indistinct].
608
00:44:51,199 --> 00:44:53,333
Okay, you don't care, I
don't care, we don't care.
609
00:44:53,335 --> 00:44:54,569
What do you think?
610
00:44:57,304 --> 00:44:58,907
I don't like it.
611
00:45:03,345 --> 00:45:06,079
I love it, I love it.
612
00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:08,681
[fast forwarding]
613
00:45:08,683 --> 00:45:11,185
- I like it.
- Good, thank you very much.
614
00:45:15,223 --> 00:45:16,922
[cheering]
615
00:45:16,924 --> 00:45:18,591
Congratulations, Medor,
on passing all
616
00:45:18,593 --> 00:45:20,526
the inspections tests.
617
00:45:20,528 --> 00:45:23,298
Thank you guys I couldn't do
it without you, thank you.
618
00:45:24,932 --> 00:45:27,299
Looking good in here, so
that's Medor right there
619
00:45:27,301 --> 00:45:30,236
- actually, and I kind of thought...
- Medor.
620
00:45:30,238 --> 00:45:37,008
Hey you, get out of my restaurant,
now, get out, get out, get out now!
621
00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:39,447
Medor, I came in peace, Edmund,
622
00:45:40,981 --> 00:45:43,250
Just listen to me for a minute.
623
00:45:46,988 --> 00:45:48,223
I'm sorry,
624
00:45:51,992 --> 00:45:53,661
I just wanted to apologize.
625
00:45:55,196 --> 00:45:56,498
I feel like a real ass.
626
00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:01,135
I deserve everything
that's happened to me.
627
00:46:03,071 --> 00:46:05,605
I know it's going to be hard for you to
forgive me, but I'm just kind of hoping
628
00:46:05,607 --> 00:46:09,443
maybe some day
we can be friends again.
629
00:46:12,213 --> 00:46:15,916
So I've brought this
as an offer of peace.
630
00:46:16,283 --> 00:46:19,020
Just brought you
a little gift, take it.
631
00:46:22,022 --> 00:46:23,157
Take it.
632
00:46:24,425 --> 00:46:28,962
Come on, it's from me to you.
633
00:46:32,199 --> 00:46:36,471
And oh, by the way
you've been served.
634
00:46:36,771 --> 00:46:40,073
Say cheese, you mother fucker.
635
00:46:45,513 --> 00:46:46,648
[scoffs]
636
00:46:55,189 --> 00:46:57,191
Are those divorce papers.
637
00:46:57,759 --> 00:46:59,594
Motherfucker.
638
00:47:01,395 --> 00:47:05,565
I am so sorry, Medor, I was
just trying to be friendly.
639
00:47:05,567 --> 00:47:07,098
He came over and he said he
wanted to give you a present,
640
00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:10,137
maybe take a picture,
I thought, come on in.
641
00:47:10,471 --> 00:47:11,670
It's fine.
642
00:47:11,672 --> 00:47:12,739
Wow.
643
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,544
- It's fine.
- Wow.
644
00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:22,217
I tell you, aint that a swift
kick in the Rod Johnson, huh?
645
00:47:24,284 --> 00:47:25,487
Well, looks great in here.
646
00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,259
I'm going to let myself out.
647
00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:49,543
Wha... what are you doing?
648
00:47:49,777 --> 00:47:51,411
I'm eating it?
649
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,282
Why?
650
00:47:54,649 --> 00:47:56,784
- To swallow it.
- Hm.
651
00:48:01,556 --> 00:48:02,657
Why?
652
00:48:03,591 --> 00:48:05,459
To make it disappear.
653
00:48:07,127 --> 00:48:13,233
- And then what?
- Then I will poop it, and I will throw it on her.
654
00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:17,572
-They make copies, you know.
655
00:48:22,376 --> 00:48:23,310
[spitting]
656
00:48:23,510 --> 00:48:28,081
- [screaming]
- [crying]
657
00:48:31,785 --> 00:48:38,191
All right look, you just
sleep here and feel better.
658
00:48:40,527 --> 00:48:41,729
What that?
659
00:48:46,567 --> 00:48:48,235
It's nothing.
660
00:48:50,872 --> 00:48:53,740
[slow drum music]
661
00:49:56,670 --> 00:49:59,439
- [thump]
- Sheldon Crassus.
662
00:50:00,774 --> 00:50:04,344
This man, that's our target.
663
00:50:04,879 --> 00:50:07,547
He's the head of the snob
train, the locomotive.
664
00:50:08,949 --> 00:50:10,785
He says where to go
and people follow.
665
00:50:11,485 --> 00:50:14,819
Yeah, but he's not even a
chef, he's just a critic.
666
00:50:14,821 --> 00:50:16,855
What does he know? [scoffs]
667
00:50:16,857 --> 00:50:18,726
It doesn't matter, people
just believe it,
668
00:50:19,961 --> 00:50:23,995
- that's snobbism.
- What's snobbism?
669
00:50:23,997 --> 00:50:27,367
It's bullshit, but it's
bullshit the world runs on.
670
00:50:27,969 --> 00:50:30,402
Now according to Sheldon
Crassus' Twitter account
671
00:50:30,404 --> 00:50:34,207
he'll be attending a
very exclusive art party.
672
00:50:35,009 --> 00:50:37,742
Our mission is to
crash that party
673
00:50:37,744 --> 00:50:41,413
and outsnob every other
person there.
674
00:50:41,415 --> 00:50:44,783
He'll have no choice
but to pay attention to us,
675
00:50:44,785 --> 00:50:49,588
and then we'll convince him to
come to our restaurant opening.
676
00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:51,957
Yeah, but how are we
going to get in?
677
00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:55,829
Okay it says this is
an invite only party.
678
00:50:57,999 --> 00:50:59,967
[upbeat music]
679
00:51:07,808 --> 00:51:11,776
♪ Stuck in an airport hotel,
All by myself ♪
680
00:51:11,778 --> 00:51:15,747
♪ I pulled a bottle from
The very top shelf ♪
681
00:51:15,749 --> 00:51:19,517
♪ O'Rourke 45,
Two troops and a lime ♪
682
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:24,289
♪ I'm not even sure why,
But I'm elevated ♪
683
00:51:24,291 --> 00:51:31,298
♪ I'm elevated and
I don't know why ♪
684
00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:46,546
[record scratching]
685
00:51:49,015 --> 00:51:52,351
[chattering]
686
00:51:54,088 --> 00:51:55,720
Just lift it, just
lift it come on.
687
00:51:55,722 --> 00:51:58,992
[chattering and grunting]
688
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,296
[bright string music]
689
00:52:23,049 --> 00:52:25,519
- Hm.
- Sheldon, what do you think of it?
690
00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:31,923
I'm seeing vagina, I'm
seeing way too many breasts,
691
00:52:31,925 --> 00:52:35,927
I'm seeing blood at the
knees, I'm feeling the shoes
692
00:52:35,929 --> 00:52:37,564
that are red.
693
00:52:37,764 --> 00:52:40,699
Oh, Mortimer.
694
00:52:44,971 --> 00:52:49,007
So good to see you,
you look fabulous,
695
00:52:49,009 --> 00:52:50,875
you've never looked better.
696
00:52:50,877 --> 00:52:52,811
- Fuck, they know each other.
- Uh..
697
00:52:52,813 --> 00:52:55,679
You know, I feel like I need
something different.
698
00:52:55,681 --> 00:52:59,517
Everything in this
town is so boring,
699
00:52:59,519 --> 00:53:03,023
I want something new,
fit, buff, worked out.
700
00:53:05,826 --> 00:53:11,765
Oh, it's so beautiful,
701
00:53:13,567 --> 00:53:16,701
this piece in particular
702
00:53:16,703 --> 00:53:19,505
is so interesting.
703
00:53:21,641 --> 00:53:23,910
I feel like it's inside me.
704
00:53:25,111 --> 00:53:26,579
Is that a penis?
705
00:53:28,647 --> 00:53:33,419
It is, if you cannot handle
it, then just look away.
706
00:53:34,054 --> 00:53:36,988
[scoffs] I can't look away,
there's a giant fucking cock
707
00:53:36,990 --> 00:53:39,958
on the wall, it's on the wall.
708
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,760
I actually know exactly
what this painting means.
709
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:44,494
Oh, he knows.
710
00:53:44,496 --> 00:53:46,865
I actually talked to Devindra
about this very painting
711
00:53:46,867 --> 00:53:49,834
which is entitled
a study in gray,
712
00:53:49,836 --> 00:53:53,805
and I asked him what it was,
this study in gray,
713
00:53:53,807 --> 00:53:55,807
- what's it about?
- He said this to you?
714
00:53:55,809 --> 00:54:00,646
Oh, he told me, well,
he actually asked me a question.
715
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:01,815
- Ah.
- Mm.
716
00:54:02,749 --> 00:54:04,716
- Why?
- Why what?
717
00:54:04,718 --> 00:54:07,986
No, no, just why?
718
00:54:07,988 --> 00:54:13,693
Why live life,
why erect, why try?
719
00:54:24,503 --> 00:54:26,504
Why put all of your life
force into something
720
00:54:26,506 --> 00:54:32,709
if you're just going to sink
back down into flaccidity. Hm?
721
00:54:32,711 --> 00:54:37,984
- Yes.
- We're born erected, we laugh, we love,
722
00:54:39,052 --> 00:54:40,851
we take a spin around
this Earth,
723
00:54:40,853 --> 00:54:44,789
but in the end we go limp,
and our entire legacy
724
00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:46,425
it fades to nothing.
725
00:54:47,793 --> 00:54:52,596
So why try at all?
726
00:54:52,598 --> 00:54:55,933
But isn't it up to the audience to
interpret the art as they see fit?
727
00:54:55,935 --> 00:54:58,903
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Excuse me.
728
00:54:58,905 --> 00:55:03,274
I said, isn't it the
audiences job to figure out
729
00:55:03,276 --> 00:55:07,278
the piece for themselves,
to piece it together
730
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,948
instead of the artist
forcing his view on us
731
00:55:10,950 --> 00:55:14,118
in a most fascist way?
732
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,720
Why, what's the point?
The artist already told us
733
00:55:16,722 --> 00:55:18,889
what he thinks, so why
would you even...
734
00:55:18,891 --> 00:55:24,831
The question isn't why,
it's why not?
735
00:55:26,832 --> 00:55:28,567
Why not try?
736
00:55:30,170 --> 00:55:32,170
No, no, no, no.
737
00:55:32,172 --> 00:55:35,672
Why not keep going until
the very last second,
738
00:55:35,674 --> 00:55:38,810
until we've turned
ourselves to dust.
739
00:55:38,812 --> 00:55:41,980
You're going to sit here,
and you're going to tell me
740
00:55:41,982 --> 00:55:44,748
that this penis represents
how we're all going to die?
741
00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:47,619
Well, that's impossible because
this penis is immortal.
742
00:55:50,923 --> 00:55:53,224
This penis is going to
outlive all of us,
743
00:55:53,226 --> 00:55:55,627
immortalized by the very
fact that it is art.
744
00:55:57,997 --> 00:56:03,036
No, it shows us that there
is no virtue in asking why
745
00:56:04,037 --> 00:56:07,271
and dying,
746
00:56:07,273 --> 00:56:09,676
but there is in asking why not
747
00:56:12,112 --> 00:56:12,979
and trying.
748
00:56:21,187 --> 00:56:23,722
Sheldon Crassus.
749
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,263
And you are?
750
00:56:31,730 --> 00:56:36,069
Um, Edmund, charmed.
751
00:56:37,803 --> 00:56:40,137
- I need my hand back.
- I'm sorry yes.
752
00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:43,709
- [somber piano music]
- [phone ringing]
753
00:56:46,078 --> 00:56:46,945
Gwen?
754
00:57:00,726 --> 00:57:03,662
[glass shattering]
755
00:57:20,345 --> 00:57:22,614
Ex-husband.
756
00:57:23,049 --> 00:57:24,117
Not yet.
757
00:57:24,950 --> 00:57:26,817
There is nothing
to salvage, Medor.
758
00:57:26,819 --> 00:57:27,920
There would if you let me.
759
00:57:29,222 --> 00:57:30,090
Just sign.
760
00:57:37,163 --> 00:57:38,730
You think you're blameless?
761
00:57:39,332 --> 00:57:41,731
I gave you the best
years of my life,
762
00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:43,333
what did you give me?
763
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:47,240
I gave you everything, and
you gave up on me, why?
764
00:57:48,108 --> 00:57:49,241
Because you were boring.
765
00:57:50,309 --> 00:57:53,677
We had nothing in our
lives, absolutely nothing.
766
00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:56,849
We were dying, dying together.
767
00:57:59,051 --> 00:58:00,285
It wasn't my fault.
768
00:58:01,653 --> 00:58:05,822
- Oh!
- You gave up on your dreams, and you made me give up on mine.
769
00:58:05,824 --> 00:58:09,260
You had a choice, and so did I.
770
00:58:09,262 --> 00:58:13,866
I needed change, Medor, I
needed passion in my life.
771
00:58:14,733 --> 00:58:15,801
I wasn't enough?
772
00:58:18,238 --> 00:58:20,471
You never wanted to
change anything,
773
00:58:20,473 --> 00:58:23,108
you never wanted to
take any risks.
774
00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:25,777
I didn't want to lose you.
775
00:58:28,981 --> 00:58:30,716
And did that work?
776
00:58:36,989 --> 00:58:39,124
Please, honey just sign.
777
00:58:42,262 --> 00:58:43,396
No.
778
00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:46,965
Do this for me.
779
00:58:49,035 --> 00:58:50,767
That's why I do it,
780
00:58:50,769 --> 00:58:52,204
that's why I did everything.
781
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,813
Medor, dude, you're not
going to fucking believe it.
782
00:59:03,815 --> 00:59:05,849
Look, man you got to
give me a call back
783
00:59:05,851 --> 00:59:11,056
because you n... need...
784
00:59:32,144 --> 00:59:33,476
[crying]
785
00:59:33,478 --> 00:59:34,346
Hey.
786
00:59:39,885 --> 00:59:41,019
Was that Gwen?
787
00:59:43,088 --> 00:59:45,791
I don't want to
do the restaurant anymore.
788
00:59:49,161 --> 00:59:50,295
Why not?
789
00:59:51,330 --> 00:59:53,799
I did this for Gwen
to come back,
790
00:59:56,902 --> 01:00:02,007
and I'll show her how
great I really am.
791
01:00:03,543 --> 01:00:05,510
But she doesn't want.
792
01:00:09,948 --> 01:00:14,417
- She doesn't care.
- No, no don't, hey, man, don't worry, huh?
793
01:00:14,419 --> 01:00:18,890
Listen I've got good news,
I got Sheldon Crassus,
794
01:00:19,391 --> 01:00:21,391
he's coming, he's coming
to our restaurant,
795
01:00:21,393 --> 01:00:23,928
he's going to give us a review.
796
01:00:25,931 --> 01:00:31,301
So, will it be enough to
convince her that I'm worth it?
797
01:00:31,303 --> 01:00:37,907
What are you saying, you
saying this was for nothing?
798
01:00:37,909 --> 01:00:40,310
What if it was, what if it is?
799
01:00:40,312 --> 01:00:43,046
I'm alone, Edmund.
800
01:00:43,048 --> 01:00:44,047
You're not alone,
you choose to be.
801
01:00:44,049 --> 01:00:44,916
No.
802
01:00:46,318 --> 01:00:50,989
You know what, if you
just reached out a little,
803
01:00:51,624 --> 01:00:53,523
then you'd see that
I'm right here.
804
01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:55,958
You can't replace Gwen.
805
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:00,799
Nobody can, nobody can
replace your idea of Gwen,
806
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:04,534
because your idea
of Gwen is bigger
807
01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:06,271
then the fucking universe.
808
01:01:07,139 --> 01:01:10,640
How do you fill a hole like
that up with little things
809
01:01:10,642 --> 01:01:13,346
like... like people.
810
01:01:19,584 --> 01:01:23,922
[somber piano music]
811
01:01:32,030 --> 01:01:33,465
Are you crying?
812
01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:41,173
No, no it's an allergy,
open it, really well.
813
01:01:44,108 --> 01:01:46,109
That's it, beautiful no?
814
01:01:46,111 --> 01:01:48,313
[laughing]
815
01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:52,949
[phone ringing]
816
01:01:52,951 --> 01:01:54,152
American Bistro.
817
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,519
Yeah, we'll be opening soon.
818
01:01:56,521 --> 01:01:57,389
Yeah.
819
01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:04,162
Fuck yes, Medor, Medor!
820
01:02:05,397 --> 01:02:08,032
[somber music]
821
01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:38,390
How do I look?
822
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,560
Like yourself.
823
01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,971
I'm scared, Edmund.
824
01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:55,340
Well, that's okay.
825
01:03:57,342 --> 01:04:00,044
What if I fail?
826
01:04:02,514 --> 01:04:04,081
Then we fail.
827
01:04:07,585 --> 01:04:11,389
But I'll still be here,
and you'll still be here,
828
01:04:15,125 --> 01:04:16,661
I can promise you that.
829
01:04:45,322 --> 01:04:50,695
- We are in business.
- Clear the door, 30 seconds, God be with you!
830
01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:02,707
[clock ticking]
831
01:05:05,243 --> 01:05:06,711
[bell tinkling]
832
01:05:24,863 --> 01:05:26,695
[retching]
833
01:05:26,697 --> 01:05:28,363
God damn it, man.
834
01:05:28,365 --> 01:05:32,202
Oh shit, dude!
835
01:05:32,837 --> 01:05:36,240
[tense dramatic music]
836
01:06:08,807 --> 01:06:12,276
[bright sweeping music]
837
01:06:27,892 --> 01:06:29,326
[woman] Edmund.
838
01:06:32,964 --> 01:06:34,229
[woman] Edmund.
839
01:06:34,231 --> 01:06:38,469
[music fading out]
840
01:06:39,803 --> 01:06:43,438
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
841
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,877
This, this is fucked up.
842
01:06:46,744 --> 01:06:49,779
Whoa there, Edmund,
not very professional.
843
01:06:49,781 --> 01:06:51,783
Neither are you,
you fucking hack.
844
01:06:52,549 --> 01:06:54,916
Oh my God, I refuse to
serve you fucking people,
845
01:06:54,918 --> 01:06:59,722
I refuse, you're sick,
you're sick, do you know that?
846
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,256
You are sick.
847
01:07:01,258 --> 01:07:02,793
Did I hear the word sick?
848
01:07:07,531 --> 01:07:11,299
Sheldon, hi, hey, you came.
849
01:07:11,301 --> 01:07:14,704
Yes, you're a keen boy
now no one here's
850
01:07:14,706 --> 01:07:17,675
going to become sick
from the food are we?
851
01:07:18,009 --> 01:07:20,578
No, I was just telling these...
852
01:07:22,446 --> 01:07:23,946
Guests.
853
01:07:23,948 --> 01:07:28,985
Fine, fine guests that
people will be sick,
854
01:07:28,987 --> 01:07:32,754
like green faced,
like green with envy
855
01:07:32,756 --> 01:07:34,256
from the delicious...
856
01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:35,991
Use your words.
857
01:07:35,993 --> 01:07:38,628
...food and drink choices
they will be enjoying tonight.
858
01:07:38,630 --> 01:07:43,265
All right, the chair.
859
01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:45,937
- I need to sit.
- Here?
860
01:07:46,838 --> 01:07:52,306
Yes, pull the chair out,
and I'm going to sit in it,
861
01:07:52,308 --> 01:07:53,645
and then you push me in.
862
01:07:56,280 --> 01:08:00,985
Sitting, pushing,
and we're done.
863
01:08:04,888 --> 01:08:06,788
Your name is Dick Fitzwell?
864
01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:08,491
Oh yeah,
table for ten at seven...
865
01:08:08,493 --> 01:08:11,729
Sorry, sorry, excuse
me, hi, bye.
866
01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:15,899
- Hey.
- Fuck!
867
01:08:16,735 --> 01:08:21,737
You let my aunt in here, if my uncle
sees this he's going to flip his shit.
868
01:08:21,739 --> 01:08:24,406
Edmund, the reservation
was under Mortimer,
869
01:08:24,408 --> 01:08:26,675
and besides I don't
even know those people.
870
01:08:26,677 --> 01:08:30,078
And I can't just turn people away
because I don't like the look of them,
871
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,983
- I want to keep this job for a while.
- I'm sorry,
872
01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:36,518
I... I'm just so wrapped up
in it all I forgot that you...
873
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,523
It's all right, it's
first night jitters.
874
01:08:42,493 --> 01:08:43,761
Thanks.
875
01:08:54,905 --> 01:08:56,641
I'll be right back.
876
01:09:00,944 --> 01:09:02,579
Poophole. What?
877
01:09:02,813 --> 01:09:04,883
- [humming]
- [fingers clicking]
878
01:09:05,482 --> 01:09:06,583
What the fuck is he doing?
879
01:09:19,663 --> 01:09:24,001
♪ Come on, everybody
880
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:27,370
- Oh, oh.
- Oh.
881
01:09:31,809 --> 01:09:33,544
Why is that song on there?
882
01:09:34,978 --> 01:09:39,614
♪ Come on now, let's dance.
883
01:09:39,616 --> 01:09:40,949
Fuck he's not going
to stop is he?
884
01:09:40,951 --> 01:09:42,753
No he's putting them in, yeah.
885
01:09:45,489 --> 01:09:49,359
[singing in Spanish]
886
01:09:52,964 --> 01:09:54,832
That's an interesting choice.
887
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:59,034
Oh, it'll grow on you,
quite the opening.
888
01:09:59,036 --> 01:10:01,938
Does anybody feel like the
staff is a bit on edge?
889
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:04,675
On edge? Hmm.
890
01:10:06,009 --> 01:10:07,909
[Edmund] What are you doing?
891
01:10:07,911 --> 01:10:10,647
[indistinct yelling]
892
01:10:11,915 --> 01:10:15,484
Pick it up, pick it up.
893
01:10:17,188 --> 01:10:19,122
What makes you say that?
894
01:10:19,857 --> 01:10:22,423
Well, you can't blame them,
I think it's really brave
895
01:10:22,425 --> 01:10:25,727
of Med... the owner to
take a risk like this.
896
01:10:25,729 --> 01:10:28,830
I think it shows a lot
of effort and drive.
897
01:10:28,832 --> 01:10:32,534
Effort and drive, it's the
result that counts you know,
898
01:10:32,536 --> 01:10:34,105
not effort and drive.
899
01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:37,941
[sighs] Really getting tired of
waiting for this waiter.
900
01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:42,211
- What would you guys like to drink?
- I would like...
901
01:10:42,213 --> 01:10:47,117
You know what I think we'll
have the red wine, Fugue.
902
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:52,956
[Edmund] No, actually, I think
it's pronounced fuck you.
903
01:10:53,757 --> 01:10:58,129
[mouthing] It's pronounced Fugue,
that's why you're a waiter.
904
01:10:58,829 --> 01:11:00,764
[Edmund] And you, sir?
905
01:11:01,064 --> 01:11:03,699
Oh, I'll have
what you're having.
906
01:11:04,167 --> 01:11:06,468
[Edmund] Really?
907
01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:07,738
Really.
908
01:11:08,071 --> 01:11:10,941
And you, strawberry lemonade.
909
01:11:11,507 --> 01:11:13,975
[Edmund] We don't have
strawberry lemonade.
910
01:11:13,977 --> 01:11:16,778
Really, we have it
in my restaurant.
911
01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:19,180
[Edmund] Well, this isn't
your restaurant, sir.
912
01:11:19,182 --> 01:11:23,151
Well, you have lemonade,
you have strawberry tart
913
01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:26,553
on your menu, figure it out.
914
01:11:26,555 --> 01:11:27,655
[laughing]
915
01:11:27,657 --> 01:11:30,928
Make it work. [laughing]
916
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,768
Not a problem.
917
01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:44,474
[screaming]
918
01:11:45,709 --> 01:11:49,144
- What took you so long?
- Sorry, personable, I was just getting
919
01:11:49,146 --> 01:11:50,678
- personal with clients.
- Champagne.
920
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,249
Take the golden bottle
on the top shelf.
921
01:11:53,251 --> 01:11:56,918
Fugue, only an idiot
can drink this.
922
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,987
My suggestion, just
my suggestion.
923
01:11:59,989 --> 01:12:01,856
Strawberry lemonade,
you make it,
924
01:12:01,858 --> 01:12:04,092
too much on my plate. [laughing]
925
01:12:04,094 --> 01:12:07,095
Restaurateur, it's happening.
926
01:12:07,097 --> 01:12:08,530
Yeah, yeah.
927
01:12:08,532 --> 01:12:09,766
Medor!
928
01:12:10,067 --> 01:12:11,234
No retreat, son.
929
01:12:18,175 --> 01:12:22,576
Hey, by the way, did Sheldon
Crassus arrive yet?
930
01:12:22,578 --> 01:12:24,612
No, no, not yet.
931
01:12:24,614 --> 01:12:26,750
But you just served him.
932
01:12:27,617 --> 01:12:28,719
Here?
933
01:12:54,677 --> 01:12:56,110
[retching]
934
01:12:56,112 --> 01:12:58,849
- Fuck!
- I threw up too.
935
01:13:01,018 --> 01:13:04,120
Hey waiter, can we get
some service, please.
936
01:13:04,788 --> 01:13:06,690
He'll be here.
937
01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:12,662
- Strawberry lemonade for the gentleman.
- [mouthing]
938
01:13:13,897 --> 01:13:17,000
Ah, what took you so long?
939
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,767
What's wrong, Haboubi,
didn't have the stamina
940
01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:21,071
to last any longer?
941
01:13:24,241 --> 01:13:28,209
Hey Sheldon, so nice to see you.
942
01:13:28,211 --> 01:13:30,981
[background chattering]
943
01:13:31,348 --> 01:13:33,814
Listen, let me make
something clear,
944
01:13:33,816 --> 01:13:36,920
before you get too smart
tonight I want you to remember,
945
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:40,090
you and your uncle,
you're my bitches.
946
01:13:43,225 --> 01:13:45,062
What did you just say to me?
947
01:13:46,396 --> 01:13:48,796
I'm just sitting here,
having a nice cozy time
948
01:13:48,798 --> 01:13:52,803
with my girlfriend, and you,
949
01:13:53,336 --> 01:13:57,207
you've got to do what I say
because I've got this,
950
01:13:58,908 --> 01:14:02,678
and you've got a fucking
towel on your arm.
951
01:14:04,281 --> 01:14:06,814
Do you want to go on, man?
Is that what this is?
952
01:14:06,816 --> 01:14:08,116
Let's fucking do it.
953
01:14:08,118 --> 01:14:10,787
Let's fucking go then,
you piece of shit.
954
01:14:11,121 --> 01:14:14,255
You want to make a scene, right
now in front of everybody?
955
01:14:14,257 --> 01:14:17,360
You want to be rude,
a little disrespectful?
956
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:20,161
There could be people
watching, refuse me service,
957
01:14:20,163 --> 01:14:22,332
kick me out of here, I dare you.
958
01:14:23,232 --> 01:14:27,304
No, I didn't think so,
so my suggestion is,
959
01:14:29,038 --> 01:14:32,041
take our order, and make
it snappy, bitch.
960
01:14:33,777 --> 01:14:36,979
- Go on.
- [scoffs]
961
01:14:38,214 --> 01:14:39,815
[mouthing]
962
01:14:43,220 --> 01:14:47,723
Boys, [laughs], never change.
963
01:15:02,004 --> 01:15:07,041
- Medor, what's up with you, man?
- Nothing.
964
01:15:07,043 --> 01:15:10,177
Oh yeah, the chicken's pink,
the filet is black,
965
01:15:10,179 --> 01:15:13,414
and this salad had a
fucking egg shell in it.
966
01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:17,820
This isn't like you, what's
up dude, what's wrong?
967
01:15:18,354 --> 01:15:20,757
I have no love.
968
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,362
I have a hole in my heart,
969
01:15:28,030 --> 01:15:30,133
I have no love anymore.
970
01:15:33,269 --> 01:15:36,739
Hey, hey, Medor,
that's not true.
971
01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:43,744
Look at Liz and Patty,
and Alex, and look at me,
972
01:15:43,746 --> 01:15:45,282
look at what we're willing
to do for you.
973
01:15:49,285 --> 01:15:55,358
I love you man, you're my...
you're my best friend.
974
01:15:56,825 --> 01:15:57,960
I love you.
975
01:16:02,532 --> 01:16:07,801
I love you too, you know,
you're like a son to me.
976
01:16:07,803 --> 01:16:10,739
I love you too, yeah.
977
01:16:13,909 --> 01:16:18,181
Good um, don't forget to
put it in the food then.
978
01:16:23,886 --> 01:16:26,289
Yeah.
979
01:16:27,490 --> 01:16:29,856
[somber piano music]
980
01:16:29,858 --> 01:16:31,026
[sighs]
981
01:17:37,893 --> 01:17:42,830
Okay guys, listen to me,
motherfuckers.
982
01:17:45,235 --> 01:17:48,504
I'm going to cook you, and
they're going to eat you,
983
01:17:52,208 --> 01:17:54,109
so don't fuck me up, okay?
984
01:18:07,423 --> 01:18:11,393
Look at what I'm going
to do to you.
985
01:18:12,127 --> 01:18:15,531
[screaming]
I kill you, motherfucker.
986
01:18:27,476 --> 01:18:32,380
Oh, we'll give you the
dress, beautiful dress,
987
01:18:32,382 --> 01:18:37,286
and you will see beauties,
you will be so beautiful.
988
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,923
Look at this, [mumbles],
989
01:18:41,524 --> 01:18:43,992
oh my God, they'll love it.
990
01:18:45,094 --> 01:18:47,996
Go, go, go, go, go, stay, stay.
991
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,435
Mmm... Beautiful and tasty.
992
01:18:57,339 --> 01:19:02,244
So pretty, you look so hot.
993
01:19:03,979 --> 01:19:08,984
Look at this! Ah, you'll see.
994
01:19:09,951 --> 01:19:11,553
Bye, bye.
995
01:19:25,701 --> 01:19:28,638
[yelling] Ready.
996
01:19:30,973 --> 01:19:34,241
Okay, go into your shell now.
997
01:19:34,243 --> 01:19:39,279
Yeah, get out of my plates, you
motherfucker, don't stay here.
998
01:19:39,281 --> 01:19:40,482
Hmm, delicious.
999
01:19:42,684 --> 01:19:45,454
[Spanish songs playing]
1000
01:19:52,695 --> 01:19:53,562
Great.
1001
01:19:56,765 --> 01:19:58,400
Thank you.
1002
01:20:03,305 --> 01:20:04,506
Enjoy.
1003
01:20:32,769 --> 01:20:34,736
Mmm... Isn't it delicious?
1004
01:20:36,738 --> 01:20:38,239
It's disgusting.
1005
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,276
Seemed like you were
enjoying it.
1006
01:20:41,610 --> 01:20:46,113
Oh, I'm feeling something.
1007
01:20:46,381 --> 01:20:47,983
It's love.
1008
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:08,136
Ahem, oh, waiter!
1009
01:21:10,806 --> 01:21:13,240
[Annie] Oh God, my
head is killing me.
1010
01:21:13,242 --> 01:21:15,208
Shut up, Annie, shut up.
1011
01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:17,142
Medor, what am I supposed to do,
1012
01:21:17,144 --> 01:21:20,180
we're all out of painkillers
and your customers are pricks.
1013
01:21:20,182 --> 01:21:22,518
I told you not to insult
my customer.
1014
01:21:25,721 --> 01:21:29,155
Mortimer didn't fucking
eat it because Mortimer
1015
01:21:29,157 --> 01:21:31,627
staged it to look like
there's a fucking hair in it.
1016
01:21:35,463 --> 01:21:37,731
What the fuck is this?
1017
01:21:37,733 --> 01:21:38,798
I just told you it's hair.
1018
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:39,799
I know what it is.
1019
01:21:39,801 --> 01:21:41,302
Don't ask me.
1020
01:21:43,371 --> 01:21:46,241
And of course Sheldon saw it.
1021
01:21:53,615 --> 01:21:57,617
I can't do it, I can't do it.
I can't do it...
1022
01:21:57,619 --> 01:22:00,253
You can't do it? You're
supposed to be fucking cooking
1023
01:22:00,255 --> 01:22:02,224
right now, what are
you doing out here?
1024
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:06,693
No, I prefer to stay in bed,
I prefer to,
1025
01:22:06,695 --> 01:22:09,164
I prefer to never wake up.
1026
01:22:10,299 --> 01:22:14,366
Don't say that, man, come on,
let's just get you back in the kitchen.
1027
01:22:14,368 --> 01:22:18,106
You know, Edmund, she will
never come back to me.
1028
01:22:19,741 --> 01:22:21,643
Oh, and that's why you did this?
1029
01:22:24,513 --> 01:22:25,614
For her?
1030
01:22:32,187 --> 01:22:34,523
Or did you do it for you?
1031
01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:38,626
Well?
1032
01:22:46,434 --> 01:22:51,205
[exhales] I'll try, but we have
to do something first.
1033
01:22:56,211 --> 01:22:59,313
Get up, I need to talk to you.
1034
01:23:01,248 --> 01:23:05,685
Are you not tired to be
suppressed, squashed,
1035
01:23:05,687 --> 01:23:10,890
forced to be small by
these motherfuckers?
1036
01:23:10,892 --> 01:23:15,162
By these people who
want you under them?
1037
01:23:16,330 --> 01:23:20,333
Who are ready to
chop off you head
1038
01:23:20,335 --> 01:23:24,138
as soon as you peak
over the ground?
1039
01:23:25,539 --> 01:23:31,511
Because I am, I am tired
to do always what
1040
01:23:31,513 --> 01:23:36,483
they want me to do, and I
don't want to do anymore
1041
01:23:36,485 --> 01:23:39,220
what they want, I want
to do what I want to do.
1042
01:23:39,955 --> 01:23:42,556
I want to do now,
1043
01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:48,227
is to destroy this motherfucking
1044
01:23:48,229 --> 01:23:51,463
jukebox, are you with me?
1045
01:23:51,465 --> 01:23:52,834
Fuck yeah, uncle.
1046
01:23:53,602 --> 01:23:54,668
Free the trees.
1047
01:23:54,670 --> 01:23:56,504
Free the trees, let's go.
1048
01:23:57,405 --> 01:23:58,704
Trees, trees are bad.
1049
01:23:58,706 --> 01:24:01,341
- Bad?
- Bad trees, let's fuck them.
1050
01:24:01,343 --> 01:24:03,308
Let's fuck those trees.
1051
01:24:03,310 --> 01:24:05,879
[indistinct shouting]
1052
01:24:05,881 --> 01:24:08,948
[Edmund] Everyone dreams
at least once in their lives,
1053
01:24:08,950 --> 01:24:13,821
with their eyes open.
1054
01:24:17,893 --> 01:24:22,229
It's that moment when you
finally catch your breath,
1055
01:24:23,965 --> 01:24:25,767
when all the bullshit
fades away,
1056
01:24:27,334 --> 01:24:30,736
and you can see from here
to the end of every road
1057
01:24:30,738 --> 01:24:32,741
you have, or ever
could walk down.
1058
01:24:35,309 --> 01:24:39,547
You look at yourself,
and all you are...
1059
01:24:40,449 --> 01:24:41,548
[screaming]
1060
01:24:41,550 --> 01:24:43,284
...look at what you've become,
1061
01:24:44,785 --> 01:24:46,454
and you wonder,
1062
01:24:47,689 --> 01:24:53,928
what could have been had I
just done it differently?
1063
01:24:57,466 --> 01:25:01,700
What if I'd said no?
What if I hadn't accepted
1064
01:25:01,702 --> 01:25:05,574
no for an answer?
What if I'd gone?
1065
01:25:08,642 --> 01:25:10,344
What if I'd stayed?
1066
01:25:12,914 --> 01:25:13,982
What if,
1067
01:25:16,817 --> 01:25:18,519
if only,
1068
01:25:20,655 --> 01:25:22,323
but no.
1069
01:25:23,691 --> 01:25:24,723
[shattering]
1070
01:25:24,725 --> 01:25:26,961
Just a fleeting moment,
1071
01:25:29,430 --> 01:25:32,533
for reality has a tendency
1072
01:25:33,834 --> 01:25:35,637
of rushing back.
1073
01:25:39,406 --> 01:25:42,309
[people murmuring]
1074
01:25:56,891 --> 01:25:58,490
Have you lost your mind?
1075
01:25:58,492 --> 01:25:59,861
Yeah!
1076
01:26:01,096 --> 01:26:04,965
You didn't like it, fuck
off, doors open.
1077
01:26:07,836 --> 01:26:10,369
This is my restaurant,
this is my heart,
1078
01:26:10,371 --> 01:26:12,437
It's my Carte de visite.
1079
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:13,572
Chez Medor.
1080
01:26:13,574 --> 01:26:15,073
This is not a restaurant.
1081
01:26:15,075 --> 01:26:18,746
Listen, I'm going to my kitchen,
1082
01:26:20,581 --> 01:26:23,516
and I'm going to do the
best dish that you ever had
1083
01:26:23,518 --> 01:26:26,021
in your life and you're
going to love it.
1084
01:26:34,528 --> 01:26:35,663
Hey, Gwen.
1085
01:26:36,131 --> 01:26:37,832
- [crowd gasps]
- [Medor chuckles]
1086
01:26:42,770 --> 01:26:45,072
Hey Medor, that jukebox...
1087
01:26:51,545 --> 01:26:54,815
Um, well...
1088
01:26:57,018 --> 01:27:00,421
We hope that you've
enjoyed our um,
1089
01:27:02,623 --> 01:27:06,125
experimental performance art.
1090
01:27:06,127 --> 01:27:07,995
[chuckles]
1091
01:27:14,935 --> 01:27:16,403
[phone ringing]
1092
01:27:17,004 --> 01:27:18,572
American Bistro.
1093
01:27:20,041 --> 01:27:23,811
Hi guys, how are we doing?
1094
01:27:27,047 --> 01:27:30,718
French onion soup, a really
good choice okay, and you?
1095
01:27:34,088 --> 01:27:35,122
[bell dinging]
1096
01:27:40,027 --> 01:27:40,961
Dessert?
1097
01:27:43,965 --> 01:27:46,067
All right, we will see you then.
1098
01:27:49,737 --> 01:27:51,472
[laughing]
1099
01:28:04,551 --> 01:28:05,552
Something else?
1100
01:28:07,721 --> 01:28:13,627
- Excuse me?
- Oh sorry, I'm so sorry I was miles away.
1101
01:28:20,167 --> 01:28:22,100
That's the last of them,
everybody.
1102
01:28:22,102 --> 01:28:23,838
[cheering]
1103
01:28:24,738 --> 01:28:28,008
[indistinct chattering]
1104
01:28:44,692 --> 01:28:46,792
- [Medor] You like it?
- Love it, what is this,
1105
01:28:46,794 --> 01:28:49,528
your secret stuff?
1106
01:28:49,530 --> 01:28:52,066
[sparks flying]
1107
01:28:55,102 --> 01:28:56,804
I can't fix you, Edmund.
1108
01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:03,977
If you dream too much.
1109
01:29:03,979 --> 01:29:06,180
Huh what?
1110
01:29:07,181 --> 01:29:09,214
You wake up to find
that you spent
1111
01:29:09,216 --> 01:29:14,989
your entire life... sleeping.
1112
01:29:22,563 --> 01:29:26,599
I er, I've got something to do.
1113
01:29:50,757 --> 01:29:52,227
[phone ringing]
1114
01:29:58,065 --> 01:30:00,667
[laughing]
1115
01:30:01,635 --> 01:30:07,608
- [phone ringing]
- [children laughing]
1116
01:30:09,777 --> 01:30:14,181
Hey guys, its er, it's me.
1117
01:30:15,783 --> 01:30:19,286
Hey mom, dad, Jane, I er,
1118
01:30:21,221 --> 01:30:26,994
I just, I got a lot to tell you.
1119
01:30:30,097 --> 01:30:35,002
Just give me a call back,
and I love you guys.
1120
01:30:36,070 --> 01:30:37,804
A lot.
1121
01:30:38,205 --> 01:30:40,707
Okay, bye.
1122
01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:50,851
Have a good night all
right, thank you very much.
1123
01:30:54,154 --> 01:31:00,058
Ah, ooh... Look what I got.
1124
01:31:00,060 --> 01:31:02,693
Oh, you don't expect to
find anything on us.
1125
01:31:02,695 --> 01:31:04,631
Well, I sure do, oh yeah.
1126
01:31:07,034 --> 01:31:10,736
[chuckles] Oh, yeah. Look,
look at this, look at that.
1127
01:31:11,839 --> 01:31:13,841
[clears throat]
1128
01:31:14,408 --> 01:31:19,613
Only a true artist breaks
the status quo and...
1129
01:31:22,950 --> 01:31:24,251
We don't need it.
1130
01:31:32,426 --> 01:31:34,825
[radio host] Welcome to
Owning the Morning, we've got
1131
01:31:34,827 --> 01:31:38,463
Milton Bugner, our
resident restaurateur here.
1132
01:31:38,465 --> 01:31:43,670
Now you did a secret restaurant
critique, am I correct?
1133
01:31:43,971 --> 01:31:45,837
Oh, it's so good to
see you out here.
1134
01:31:45,839 --> 01:31:48,739
Anyway, you went to a
new restaurant this time.
1135
01:31:48,741 --> 01:31:52,978
I did, last night I visited
the American Bistro.
1136
01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:55,946
Who do you love, what
do you love doing,
1137
01:31:55,948 --> 01:31:57,382
and are you doing it?
1138
01:31:57,384 --> 01:32:01,186
But there's something
about the American Bistro
1139
01:32:01,188 --> 01:32:04,389
that makes it much more
then some of it's very,
1140
01:32:04,391 --> 01:32:06,324
very few parts,
1141
01:32:06,326 --> 01:32:10,663
in a word as one of
my fellow diners said, love.
1142
01:32:18,405 --> 01:32:20,806
[laughing]
1143
01:32:25,012 --> 01:32:27,947
[uplifting music]
1144
01:32:42,196 --> 01:32:45,064
This is fucking weird, man.
1145
01:33:01,147 --> 01:33:03,015
- Now what?
- Now...
1146
01:33:07,887 --> 01:33:08,754
Anything.
1147
01:33:32,512 --> 01:33:36,250
[bright bouncy piano music]
1148
01:33:40,152 --> 01:33:44,022
♪ If you're lost
In a sea of doubt ♪
1149
01:33:44,024 --> 01:33:49,093
♪ And you need someone
To reel you out ♪
1150
01:33:49,095 --> 01:33:52,163
♪ I'll set my sails
Throw you a line ♪
1151
01:33:52,165 --> 01:33:56,534
♪ Just give me a ring and
I'll be there any time ♪
1152
01:33:56,536 --> 01:34:00,904
♪ 'Cause I know
You would do the same ♪
1153
01:34:00,906 --> 01:34:05,442
♪ You could clear the clouds
Of gray on a rainy day ♪
1154
01:34:05,444 --> 01:34:10,450
♪ It don't matter where we go
Or what we do ♪
1155
01:34:10,452 --> 01:34:12,316
1156
01:34:12,318 --> 01:34:15,587
♪ It's better when I got you
1157
01:34:15,589 --> 01:34:19,056
♪ To make the days go by
1158
01:34:19,058 --> 01:34:24,031
♪ We got time I'm lucky
I got stuck with you ♪
1159
01:34:24,464 --> 01:34:26,932
[whistling]
1160
01:34:48,622 --> 01:34:52,389
♪ When I get myself in trouble
1161
01:34:52,391 --> 01:34:56,927
♪ You're by my side
Just like a brother ♪
1162
01:34:56,929 --> 01:35:00,931
♪ Lend me a hand
Or a smack in the face ♪
1163
01:35:00,933 --> 01:35:05,670
♪ Anything will do to get me
Out of a sunken place ♪
1164
01:35:05,672 --> 01:35:09,440
♪ Everything you do and
It's not always perfect ♪
1165
01:35:09,442 --> 01:35:14,448
♪ I will start all over
And we can do it again ♪
1166
01:35:15,549 --> 01:35:20,554
♪ It don't matter where we go,
Or what we do ♪
1167
01:35:20,986 --> 01:35:25,322
♪ It's better when I got you
1168
01:35:25,324 --> 01:35:29,427
♪ To make the days go by
We got time ♪
1169
01:35:29,429 --> 01:35:32,963
♪ I'm lucky
I got stuck with you ♪
1170
01:35:32,965 --> 01:35:38,102
♪ Don't matter where we go
Or what we do ♪
1171
01:35:38,104 --> 01:35:43,110
♪ It's better when I got you
To make the days go by ♪
1172
01:35:44,511 --> 01:35:49,515
♪ We got time, I'm lucky
I got stuck with you ♪
1173
01:35:50,282 --> 01:35:52,552
[whistling]
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