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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,940 --> 00:00:05,240 THE SUN. 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,840 WHICH IS 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,540 IN THE OVERALL PICTURE OF THE UNIVERSE 4 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:12,774 A RATHER INSIGNIFICANT STAR 5 00:00:12,774 --> 00:00:14,507 IS, HOWEVER 6 00:00:14,507 --> 00:00:19,374 IMPORTANT TO US IN MANY WAYS. 7 00:00:19,374 --> 00:00:22,974 CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME EXAMPLES? 8 00:00:24,507 --> 00:00:26,474 DEREK? 9 00:00:28,174 --> 00:00:29,307 COME ON! 10 00:00:29,307 --> 00:00:30,440 THE SUN. 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,174 YOU KNOW, RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW. 12 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:36,674 TITO? 13 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,574 I DON'T KNOW. 14 00:00:42,574 --> 00:00:44,640 OF COURSE NOT. 15 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,207 PENNY? 16 00:00:46,207 --> 00:00:47,840 LIGHT AND HEAT. 17 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,774 ( mimics: ) LIGHT AND HEAT. 18 00:00:50,774 --> 00:00:52,474 VERY GOOD. 19 00:00:52,474 --> 00:00:54,740 NOW, AN ECLIPSE. 20 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,907 YOUR READING ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST NIGHT. 21 00:00:58,507 --> 00:00:59,907 HEY! 22 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:02,740 COME UP HERE. 23 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:04,840 BE THE EARTH. 24 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,207 IMPRESSIVE. 25 00:01:16,207 --> 00:01:17,640 TITO, HELP HIM OUT. 26 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,640 PICKING ON ME, MAN? 27 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:22,440 A SOLAR ECLIPSE 28 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:26,974 IS WHEN THE MOON BLOCKS THE SUN'S LIGHT 29 00:01:26,974 --> 00:01:29,840 FROM REACHING THE EARTH. 30 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,740 WE'RE IN THE SHADOW 31 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:33,674 LIKE THIS GOLF BALL. 32 00:01:33,674 --> 00:01:36,440 NOW IMAGINE, IT'S THE MOON 33 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,974 COMING BETWEEN THE SUN 34 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:39,274 AND THE EARTH... 35 00:01:57,274 --> 00:02:00,874 YOU PEOPLE ARE SAD. 36 00:02:00,874 --> 00:02:02,774 VERY SAD. 37 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:05,374 I MEAN, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 38 00:02:05,374 --> 00:02:07,474 BUT YOUR SMALL, NARROW LIVES. 39 00:02:07,474 --> 00:02:09,907 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST PASS ME OUT 40 00:02:09,907 --> 00:02:12,107 OF THIS BORING CLASS, OKAY? 41 00:02:12,107 --> 00:02:14,107 WHO CARES, ANTONINI? 42 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,474 I CARE. 43 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:24,774 I'M IMPRESSED. 44 00:02:24,774 --> 00:02:27,007 ( no audio ) 45 00:02:27,007 --> 00:02:29,474 NOW, SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 46 00:02:31,374 --> 00:02:33,007 I AM SORRY... 47 00:02:33,007 --> 00:02:35,707 THAT I HAVE STUDENTS LIKE YOU. 48 00:02:38,907 --> 00:02:41,040 YOU GO SEE PRINCIPAL MONTGOMERY. 49 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,074 FORGET IT. 50 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,474 GET UP! 51 00:03:01,174 --> 00:03:04,040 DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN. 52 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,307 YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU DID THAT. 53 00:03:06,307 --> 00:03:07,574 NO, I'M NOT. 54 00:03:07,574 --> 00:03:10,374 SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED YOU A LONG TIME AGO. 55 00:03:10,374 --> 00:03:14,107 SHUT UP! 56 00:03:14,107 --> 00:03:16,174 Classmates: DO IT! SHOOT! 57 00:03:19,507 --> 00:03:20,640 WHAT DO YOU THINK 58 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,074 MR. ANTONINI? 59 00:03:23,074 --> 00:03:25,040 SHOOT HIM. SHOOT HIM. 60 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,107 PLEASE, TITO. 61 00:03:29,107 --> 00:03:32,007 SAY: TITO, PLEASE DON'T. 62 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:35,540 TITO, PLEASE DON'T. 63 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:38,240 PLEASE DON'T, MR. 64 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,874 MR. TITO! 65 00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:41,974 SHUT UP. 66 00:03:41,974 --> 00:03:47,740 PLEASE, MR. TITO. 67 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,840 PLEASE? 68 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,774 OKAY. 69 00:03:53,774 --> 00:03:56,607 ( gunshot ) 70 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,274 ♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪ 71 00:04:11,274 --> 00:04:14,040 ♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪ 72 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,174 ♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪ 73 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,174 ♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪ 74 00:04:19,174 --> 00:04:21,340 ♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪ 75 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:24,207 ♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪ 76 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,507 ♪ WHOO! ♪ 77 00:04:26,507 --> 00:04:28,540 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 78 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,207 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 79 00:04:30,207 --> 00:04:31,574 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 80 00:04:31,574 --> 00:04:34,974 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 81 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:36,874 ♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪ 82 00:04:36,874 --> 00:04:40,374 ♪WHEN YOUR BACK IS ♪ TO THE WALL ♪ 83 00:04:40,374 --> 00:04:42,907 ♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪ 84 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:46,507 ♪'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪ 85 00:04:46,507 --> 00:04:47,907 ♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪ 86 00:04:47,907 --> 00:04:50,940 ♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪ 87 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,907 ♪ YOU BETTER BE READY TO ♪ 88 00:04:52,907 --> 00:04:54,507 ♪ BE READY TO ♪ 89 00:04:54,507 --> 00:04:55,974 ♪ JUMP! ♪ 90 00:04:55,974 --> 00:04:58,040 ♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪ 91 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:00,874 LUCKY IT WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH 92 00:05:00,874 --> 00:05:03,140 OR THIS KID WOULD BE LOOKING AT MURDER. 93 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,374 ANTONINI COMING BACK? 94 00:05:04,374 --> 00:05:05,374 I DOUBT IT. 95 00:05:05,374 --> 00:05:06,674 HE WAS ON EDGE. 96 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,007 HE HAD A TWO-WEEK LEAVE LAST SEMESTER. 97 00:05:09,007 --> 00:05:12,674 SOME KIDS SPRAY PAINTED HIS HOUSE LAST CHRISTMAS. 98 00:05:12,674 --> 00:05:15,207 HE WAS THEIR FAVORITE TARGET. 99 00:05:15,207 --> 00:05:16,507 THERE'S ALWAYS ONE. 100 00:05:16,507 --> 00:05:18,074 MINE WAS MR. DEMEREST. 101 00:05:18,074 --> 00:05:19,507 HE'D SAY, "SIT DOWN." 102 00:05:19,507 --> 00:05:21,874 THE KIDS WOULD PLOP ON THE FLOOR. 103 00:05:21,874 --> 00:05:24,074 WE USED TO HAVE SOME BIG LAUGHS. 104 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,040 IT'S LESS AMUSING 105 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,074 WHEN HALF THE CLASS IS ARMED. 106 00:05:27,074 --> 00:05:28,074 I'M HIP. 107 00:05:28,074 --> 00:05:29,074 WHO'S DEREK? 108 00:05:29,074 --> 00:05:30,540 THE SHOOTER'S BEST FRIEND. 109 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,407 IF HE'S NOT SELLING GUNS, HE'LL KNOW WHO IS. 110 00:05:33,407 --> 00:05:34,540 GREAT SCHOOL. 111 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:35,740 WHO'S MY BACKUP? 112 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:37,574 YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. 113 00:05:37,574 --> 00:05:39,674 ADAM FULLER, MAN UNDERCOVER. 114 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:41,074 PUT ME IN, COACH. 115 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,474 I'M TAKING OVER ANTONINI'S CLASS, HOFFS. 116 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:44,507 DON'T BE LATE. 117 00:05:44,507 --> 00:05:45,640 JUST ONE QUESTION. 118 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,207 ARE YOU A TOUGH GRADER? 119 00:05:47,207 --> 00:05:48,940 ON HOMEWORK OR THE CASE? 120 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,140 I LIKE WORKING WITH THE BOSS. 121 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,274 WE'LL SEE. 122 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:54,140 ( bugle charge ) 123 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,140 GO, GO, GO! 124 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:02,340 4.5, NOT BAD. 125 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:04,874 WE NEED A TRAINING WHEEL. 126 00:06:04,874 --> 00:06:06,240 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 127 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,107 WE'RE RACING BLOWFISH'S GUINEA PIG. 128 00:06:08,107 --> 00:06:09,340 PUT ME IN FOR TWENTY. 129 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:11,207 HE NEEDS A LITTLE MORE ROADWORK. 130 00:06:11,207 --> 00:06:12,640 Hanson: WHO CARES. I'M OUT OF HERE. 131 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,040 ANOTHER BROKEN DATE? 132 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,040 I WISH. 133 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,474 LUNCH WITH MOM AND BOB. 134 00:06:18,474 --> 00:06:19,507 BOB? 135 00:06:19,507 --> 00:06:21,240 MS. HANSON'S BOYFRIEND. 136 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,140 BOB SELLS CARS. 137 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,840 MAYBE HE CAN GIVE ME A GOOD DEAL. 138 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,874 TELL YOU WHAT 139 00:06:25,874 --> 00:06:27,874 I'LL FIX HIM UP WITH YOUR MOM. 140 00:06:35,174 --> 00:06:36,474 ( bell rings ) 141 00:06:36,474 --> 00:06:37,574 ENEMY TERRITORY. 142 00:06:37,574 --> 00:06:40,240 SOME TEACHERS TEAM TO TRAVEL THESE HALLS. 143 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,574 I'M NOT WORRIED, SIR. 144 00:06:41,574 --> 00:06:43,740 RAY, I MAY BE PRINCIPAL 145 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:46,040 BUT WE'RE ALL GRUNTS HERE. 146 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,574 FIRST AIRBORNE, VIETNAM. 147 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,707 TWO TOURS. YOU? 148 00:06:48,707 --> 00:06:50,374 CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR. 149 00:06:50,374 --> 00:06:52,607 UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO, '68-69. 150 00:06:52,607 --> 00:06:53,907 JUST KIDDING, RAY. 151 00:06:53,907 --> 00:06:56,407 GOLF'S MY BIGGEST DEMON THESE DAYS. 152 00:06:56,407 --> 00:06:59,474 MIKE ANTONINI WAS SCIENCE PROFESSOR EXTRAORDINAIRE 153 00:06:59,474 --> 00:07:02,240 AND THOSE MONSTERS TOOK THAT AWAY FROM HIM. 154 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,407 THEY ROBBED HIM OF HIS LOVE OF TEACHING. 155 00:07:05,407 --> 00:07:08,040 THEY'RE DOING THE SAME TO ALL OF US. 156 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,274 RIGHT ON, AL. 157 00:07:09,274 --> 00:07:11,874 WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING TANGIBLE. 158 00:07:11,874 --> 00:07:13,007 PEOPLE. 159 00:07:13,007 --> 00:07:16,007 ADAM HONEYCUT, MR. ANTONINI'S SUB. 160 00:07:16,007 --> 00:07:17,507 MAN, I DON'T ENVY YOU. 161 00:07:17,507 --> 00:07:18,507 AL BERNARD. 162 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:19,640 AL. 163 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,640 AL AND MR. ANTONINI ARE CLOSE FRIENDS. 164 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:25,374 I HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT. 165 00:07:25,374 --> 00:07:27,507 YEAH, HE'S GOING TO BE FINE. 166 00:07:27,507 --> 00:07:30,340 I TALKED TO HIM IN THE HOSPITAL. 167 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:32,807 HE SAID TO WARN WHOEVER TOOK HIS CLASSES 168 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:34,840 TO WATCH OUT FOR TITO'S BUDDIES. 169 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,240 MIKE MENTION ANY NAMES? 170 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,507 TAKE YOUR PICK. 171 00:07:38,507 --> 00:07:42,074 ANY PUNK CROSSES ME OR ANY MEMBER OF THIS FACULTY 172 00:07:42,074 --> 00:07:43,074 HE JUST WATCHES OUT! 173 00:07:43,074 --> 00:07:45,740 ( spills coffee ) 174 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,540 I'M SORRY. 175 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:50,307 THOSE COFFEE STAINS COULD RUIN SOMEONE'S AIR JORDANS. 176 00:07:50,307 --> 00:07:52,307 PRETTY COCKY FOR A NEW RECRUIT 177 00:07:52,307 --> 00:07:53,307 AREN'T YOU? 178 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:54,274 YEAH, WELL... 179 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,374 I LIKE TO FLY IN UNDER THE RADAR. 180 00:07:57,374 --> 00:08:00,507 FORGET THE ADMINISTRATION, JUST GET THE KIDS ON YOUR SIDE. 181 00:08:00,507 --> 00:08:01,640 THAT'S A NICE IDEA 182 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,407 BUT WE'VE GOT A PRETTY BAD SITUATION HERE. 183 00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:06,774 WORST IN THE CITY, THEY SAY. 184 00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:09,040 YOU TELL ME AFTER TODAY. 185 00:08:11,474 --> 00:08:12,440 HEY LOOK. 186 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,974 CHECK IT OUT, MAN. 187 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,940 SOMEONE'S BLOOD ON THE DESK 188 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:19,740 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK ON ANTONINI'S FACE. 189 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,240 TITO WAS NUTS, MAN. 190 00:08:30,174 --> 00:08:32,140 ANYBODY SIT HERE? 191 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,740 NOT ANY MORE. 192 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:35,374 WHAT ARE YOU GIRL? 193 00:08:35,374 --> 00:08:37,440 I'M NEW. 194 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,974 YOU MUST BE... OLD. 195 00:08:39,974 --> 00:08:42,640 THAT'S TITO'S SEAT. 196 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,607 WHO? 197 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,807 FORGET IT. 198 00:08:45,807 --> 00:08:47,507 HE AIN'T COMING BACK. 199 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:50,607 I'M DEREK. 200 00:08:50,607 --> 00:08:51,707 JUDY JOHNSON. 201 00:08:51,707 --> 00:08:53,174 J.J., FROM ORLANDO. 202 00:08:53,174 --> 00:08:54,974 AND I'M DEREK'S GIRL. 203 00:08:54,974 --> 00:08:57,340 REALLY NOW, HOW QUAINT. 204 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,274 SO, DEREK 205 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:01,640 WHAT'S THIS CLASS LIKE? 206 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,240 ( bell rings ) 207 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,740 TAKE YOUR SEATS, PLEASE. 208 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:09,074 GUESS WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. 209 00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:11,040 GUESS SO. 210 00:09:19,174 --> 00:09:21,074 PHYSICAL SCIENCES, RIGHT? 211 00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:22,140 YES, SIR. 212 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:25,074 THEY TELL ME THERE WAS A SHOOTING HERE. 213 00:09:25,074 --> 00:09:27,640 YEAH, SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. 214 00:09:29,174 --> 00:09:31,007 IT'S TERRIBLE, ISN'T IT? 215 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:34,107 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO TITO? 216 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,107 I DON'T KNOW. 217 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,274 THE TWO PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE GONE. 218 00:09:37,274 --> 00:09:39,574 WHAT WE'LL DO IS MOVE ON. 219 00:09:39,574 --> 00:09:41,607 ARE YOU SCARED? 220 00:09:41,607 --> 00:09:42,540 SHOULD I BE? 221 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,440 CAN YOU DODGE BULLETS, HONEYCUT? 222 00:09:45,374 --> 00:09:48,940 OPEN YOUR BOOKS TO PAGE 89. 223 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:52,040 AH, GOSH! 224 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,340 I FORGOT MINE! 225 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:57,707 OH. 226 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,807 USE MINE. 227 00:10:01,074 --> 00:10:02,340 READ ALOUD. 228 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,707 I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 229 00:10:09,707 --> 00:10:12,507 OKAY. YOU READ. 230 00:10:12,507 --> 00:10:17,374 VOLCANOES GIVE CLUES TO THE EARTH'S HISTORY 231 00:10:17,374 --> 00:10:18,940 EVOLUTION, AND ITS INTERIOR. 232 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:21,307 THEY EMIT GASES, LIQUIDS AND SOLIDS. 233 00:10:21,307 --> 00:10:23,174 THE LIQUID EMISSIONS ARE KNOWN AS LAVA. 234 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:25,040 Honeycut: STOP. 235 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,574 FEEL LIKE READING YET? 236 00:10:28,574 --> 00:10:31,240 NOPE. 237 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,774 Honeycut: TELL YOU WHAT. 238 00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:36,040 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE AN "A" IN THIS CLASS? 239 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,307 YEAH. 240 00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:39,674 I COULD DEAL WITH THAT. 241 00:10:39,674 --> 00:10:42,140 READ THE NEXT PARAGRAPH WITHOUT A MISTAKE 242 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,640 AND YOU GOT IT. 243 00:10:48,807 --> 00:10:52,074 MAN, WHAT IF I MESS UP? 244 00:10:52,074 --> 00:10:52,940 THEN YOU WASH MY CAR EVERY DAY 245 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,140 TILL THE END OF THE YEAR. 246 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:13,574 NO WAY, MAN. 247 00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:17,107 I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE IT. 248 00:11:18,174 --> 00:11:19,307 SURE. 249 00:11:19,307 --> 00:11:22,240 THEN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHERE WE ARE? 250 00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:33,540 THE GUY'S A JERK. 251 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:35,074 SHUT UP. 252 00:11:41,307 --> 00:11:42,440 HI. 253 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,840 HI, TOM. 254 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,740 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 255 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,407 GOOD TO SEE YOU, BOB. 256 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,807 WELL, YOU CAUGHT US. 257 00:11:48,807 --> 00:11:50,607 GUESS THAT'S EASY TO DO. 258 00:11:50,607 --> 00:11:52,140 I'M SORRY. 259 00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:59,574 WELL, HOW'S WORK? 260 00:11:59,574 --> 00:12:01,307 GOOD. VERY GOOD. 261 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,507 WELL... 262 00:12:10,707 --> 00:12:13,474 WE HAVE SOME NEWS. 263 00:12:13,474 --> 00:12:16,674 YOU SOLD THE MOST CARS AGAIN THIS MONTH, BOB? 264 00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:19,874 NO. 265 00:12:19,874 --> 00:12:23,174 BOB AND I HAVE DECIDED 266 00:12:23,174 --> 00:12:27,140 THAT WE'RE GOING TO LIVE TOGETHER. 267 00:12:29,107 --> 00:12:30,774 IT'S ALL RIGHT, TOM 268 00:12:30,774 --> 00:12:34,574 BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, PROBABLY. 269 00:12:34,574 --> 00:12:36,774 WHEN? 270 00:12:36,774 --> 00:12:39,140 WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED 271 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,574 OR MOVING IN TOGETHER? 272 00:12:40,574 --> 00:12:41,740 BOTH. 273 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,574 WELL, RIGHT AWAY. 274 00:12:43,574 --> 00:12:47,240 AND THEN... WHENEVER IT WORKS OUT. 275 00:12:49,074 --> 00:12:51,674 DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, TOM? 276 00:12:51,674 --> 00:12:52,974 NO, IT'S JUST... 277 00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:56,407 PEOPLE LIVE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME THESE DAYS. 278 00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,140 I'M JUST A LITTLE, UH... 279 00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,640 SURPRISED. 280 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,674 WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW FIRST. 281 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,340 I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 282 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:09,607 I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. 283 00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:16,207 HEY, MAN. I GOT THAT TAPE PLAYER FOR YA. MY CAR, 3:00. 284 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:21,707 HEY, BILLY. 285 00:13:21,707 --> 00:13:24,440 I HEARD YOU'RE SHOPPING AROUND FOR MERCHANDISE. 286 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,774 WATCH OUT FOR SHODDY PRODUCTS. 287 00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:29,107 IT AIN'T A BARGAIN UNLESS IT WORKS. 288 00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:32,107 BUT COSMO, I ONLY HAVE 30 BUCKS. 289 00:13:32,107 --> 00:13:35,107 THEN GIVE HER CHANEL, I'VE GOT A CASE. 290 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:37,040 Bernard: I ALWAYS SIT HERE. 291 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,240 THAT WAY MY BACK IS TO THE WALL 292 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,907 AND NONE OF THESE KIDS CAN SNEAK UP BEHIND ME. 293 00:13:42,907 --> 00:13:45,574 WHO'S GOING TO SNEAK UP ON YOU? 294 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,907 THAT'S THE PROBLEM-- I DON'T KNOW. 295 00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:51,674 HOW ABOUT DEREK OR JO-JO? 296 00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:54,707 DIDN'T YOU HAVE DEREK IN YOUR CLASS LAST YEAR? 297 00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:55,740 YEAH. 298 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,907 HOW WAS HE? 299 00:13:56,907 --> 00:14:00,140 DIDN'T STAY LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO FIND OUT. 300 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,807 I GAVE HIM A "B-" AND GOT RID OF HIM. 301 00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:04,307 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD GRADE 302 00:14:04,307 --> 00:14:06,474 FOR A KID WITH A READING PROBLEM. 303 00:14:06,474 --> 00:14:08,007 HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT? 304 00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:09,040 HIS TRANSCRIPT. 305 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,074 HE'S GOT THE I.Q. 306 00:14:10,074 --> 00:14:11,340 BUT NO GRADES. 307 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,407 EXCEPT MATH. 308 00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:14,340 I JUST GUESSED. 309 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:16,540 HE'S A TIME BOMB. 310 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,707 I DON'T THINK SO. 311 00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:19,674 NO? 312 00:14:19,674 --> 00:14:22,540 LAST YEAR, WE HAD A LOCKER RAID. 313 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,474 WE FOUND 13 GUNS. 314 00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:27,107 HOW DO YOU FIGHT THAT? 315 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,540 HEY! 316 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:29,707 HEY, DEREK. 317 00:14:29,707 --> 00:14:30,707 WHAT'S UP? 318 00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:31,874 I GOT IT! 319 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:33,840 OH! 320 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,307 OH, KID. 321 00:14:37,307 --> 00:14:40,640 THAT WAS STUPID. 322 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,107 HEY, BUT YOU TOOK MY TUNA. 323 00:14:44,107 --> 00:14:47,040 ( mimics: ) HEY, BUT YOU TOOK MY TUNA. 324 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,707 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND. 325 00:14:48,707 --> 00:14:51,407 RETARD. 326 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,874 LYNETTE 327 00:15:01,874 --> 00:15:03,674 LOOK WHAT THAT KID DID. 328 00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:05,974 YOU'RE LUCKY BERNARD DIDN'T SEE YOU. 329 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,140 HE'S LOOKING OVER HERE NOW. 330 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,440 GIVE ME YOUR PURSE. 331 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,740 COME ON, GIVE IT. 332 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,507 WHAT'S THAT GIRL GOT? 333 00:15:21,074 --> 00:15:23,307 LET'S SEE THE PURSE. 334 00:15:23,307 --> 00:15:24,674 WHAT FOR? 335 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,207 YOU'RE CARRYING A WEAPON. 336 00:15:27,207 --> 00:15:28,407 A WEAPON? 337 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:29,774 YOU'RE CRAZY! 338 00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:31,840 I'M SO SCARED. 339 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,440 JUST GIVE ME THE PURSE! 340 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,707 SURPRISED? 341 00:15:44,207 --> 00:15:47,174 HEY, MR. BERNARD... 342 00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:49,074 YOU WANT TO BORROW IT? 343 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,240 BOY, DO THINGS CHANGE. 344 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,140 I REMEMBER WHEN THE BIGGEST PROBLEM YOU HAD WITH A KID 345 00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:06,074 WAS THEM STICKING A "KICK ME" SIGN ON YOU. 346 00:16:06,074 --> 00:16:09,474 WHEN I WAS STUDENT TEACHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME. 347 00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:12,707 THE REST OF THE FACULTY LET ME WEAR THAT THING 348 00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:16,274 FOR THREE PERIODS BEFORE THEY SAID ANYTHING TO ME. 349 00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:17,574 "KICK ME"-- 350 00:16:17,574 --> 00:16:19,940 NOW THEY JUST PULL THE TRIGGER. 351 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,440 OH, BOY. 352 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,074 I WONDER WHOSE CAR THAT IS? 353 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,307 IT'S MINE. 354 00:16:29,974 --> 00:16:33,307 Penhall: I HATE WHEN A GOOD FRIEND ASKS YOU TO HELP HIM MOVE. 355 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:34,407 YOU CAN'T NOT DO IT 356 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,040 BUT IT'S A MAJOR PAIN. 357 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:41,174 WELL IN YOUR CASE PENHALL, MOVING INVOLVES A COUCH, COLOR TV AND 17 CRATES OF RECORDS. 358 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,440 YEAH, WELL I WANT TO KNOW IF I MOVE I CAN FIT EVERYTHING IN MY CAR. 359 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,840 WHERE YOU GOING? 360 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,340 I WANNA BE READY. 15 MINUTES ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. 361 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:53,340 MY MOTHE SAVED EVERYTHING FROM BEFORE I WAS BORN. EVERYTHING. 362 00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:56,940 ON THE OTHER HAND, ONE WONDERS WHY THERE ARE MOVING COMPANIES? 363 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,907 I MEAN, DON'T THEY DESERVE SOMEBODYS BUISNESS? 364 00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:01,440 YEAH. HOW ABOUT THAT, HANSON? 365 00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,840 HOW LONG YOU FIGURE THIS GUY WILL SHACK UP WITH YOUR MOM? 366 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,840 YOU DON'T SHACK UP WITH SOMEONE'S MOM. 367 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,840 I LIKE HIM. 368 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:11,840 YEAH. 369 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,207 IF HE MAKES HER HAPPY, WHY NOT? 370 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,440 IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 371 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,907 OFFICER HANSON WANTS PROPER FOR HIS MOTHER? 372 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,807 YOU'VE GOT TO GET WITH THE TIMES, OLD MAN. 373 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,174 SHE WANTS ME INVOLVED. 374 00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:25,140 BOB EVEN ASKED ME TO GO BOWLING. 375 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,940 YOU KNOW, A MAN-TO-MAN NIGHT OF CAMARADERIE. 376 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:28,940 A BOWLER? 377 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,207 YOU'VE GOT A LOT IN COMMON ALREADY! 378 00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:34,440 TWO MEN COMPETING IN THE WORLD'S MOST BORING SPORT. 379 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,174 YOU GUYS WILL BE BEST FRIENDS. 380 00:17:43,574 --> 00:17:46,574 WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE HE'S GOT THE HEAVY STUFF OUT. 381 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,307 COME ON GUYS. 382 00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:21,107 MORNING, ADAM. 383 00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:23,540 SEE WHAT THOSE PUNKS DID? 384 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:24,307 I WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED. 385 00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:26,174 I JUST PAID IT OFF. 386 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:27,674 ANY IDEA WHO DID THIS? 387 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,407 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 388 00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:30,840 ALL THESE KIDS ARE BUMS. 389 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,340 PROTECT YOURSELF-- I HAVE. 390 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,040 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 391 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,607 I HAVE A LITTLE INSURANCE. 392 00:18:34,607 --> 00:18:35,840 INSURANCE? 393 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,607 I HAVE A PERMIT HERE TO CARRY A CONCEALED WEAPON. 394 00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:41,007 ONE DOES NOT WANT TO BE OUTSIDE THE LAW. 395 00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:45,640 SO, YOU SCORE YET? 396 00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:49,640 I JUST MET THE GIRL, JO-JO. 397 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,540 LYNETTE'S GOT YOU TRAINED 398 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,740 TO EXPECT NOTHING, MAN. 399 00:18:56,074 --> 00:18:57,807 GIRLS ALLOWED? 400 00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:59,840 DEPENDS. 401 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,740 YEAH, SURE. 402 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,040 DID YOU TRASH THE SUB'S CAR? 403 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,407 I DON'T THINK SO. 404 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:06,574 DID YOU? 405 00:19:06,574 --> 00:19:10,507 I JUST FIGURED SINCE HE MADE A FOOL OF YOU... 406 00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:12,940 HE DIDN'T MAKE A FOOL OF ME. 407 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,840 I MADE A FOOL OF HIM! 408 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,840 HE TREATED YOU LOUSY. 409 00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:20,274 UH-OH! 410 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,707 I THOUGHT WE WERE EATING TOGETHER. 411 00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:26,507 I'M ALREADY DONE, BABY. 412 00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:27,640 SORRY. 413 00:19:29,307 --> 00:19:30,640 YOU TELL YOUR OLD GIRL 414 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,307 IF SHE DROPS ANY SLOP ON ME 415 00:19:32,307 --> 00:19:34,240 I'LL REARRANGE HER FACE. 416 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:38,640 WOW! 417 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,774 GET UP! 418 00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:49,507 Bernard: HEY! 419 00:19:49,507 --> 00:19:50,974 EASE OFF! 420 00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:52,107 ALL RIGHT, EASE OFF! 421 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,307 HOLD IT-- THAT'S IT. 422 00:19:53,307 --> 00:19:55,540 HOLD IT! 423 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:56,540 COME ON. 424 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,540 EASE OFF. 425 00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:59,040 DID I SEE A KNIFE? 426 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,374 MUST HAVE BEEN A BRUSH. 427 00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:02,140 I JUST DROPPED MY TRAY. 428 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,907 THAT'S RIGHT. 429 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,074 LET'S GO, AL. 430 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:12,574 THE SHOW'S OVER. 431 00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:15,374 YOU-- CLEAN IT UP! 432 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:17,340 I SWEAR 433 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,574 I'LL KILL YOU! 434 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,807 OKAY, LYNETTE. 435 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:22,774 INTO MY OFFICE FOR THAT ONE. 436 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,507 GO ON. 437 00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:27,074 COME ON. 438 00:20:27,074 --> 00:20:29,807 Principal: COME ON, BREAK IT UP. 439 00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:30,807 HEY! 440 00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:33,240 HI, I'M COSMO. 441 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,274 YEAH, SO? 442 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,340 SO YOU WANT A PIECE? 443 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:37,374 WHAT? 444 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:38,974 A PIECE... A GUN. 445 00:20:38,974 --> 00:20:39,974 WHY? 446 00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,940 SHE'S REAL MAD. 447 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:45,274 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO NEED ONE. 448 00:20:45,274 --> 00:20:46,407 YEAH, OKAY. 449 00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:47,440 MAYBE, MAYBE. 450 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,974 PURSE-SIZE, GOOD QUALITY. 451 00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:51,440 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN WORK UP. 452 00:21:00,974 --> 00:21:03,640 ( bell rings ) 453 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,774 MR. HONEYCUT? 454 00:21:04,774 --> 00:21:05,807 YOU ALL RIGHT? 455 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:06,940 YEAH. 456 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,274 IS THIS IMPORTANT? 457 00:21:08,274 --> 00:21:10,807 SOMEONE TRIED TO SELL ME A PIECE-- 458 00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,140 A KID NAMED COSMO. 459 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,940 WHAT ABOUT DEREK FORD? 460 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,240 I THINK HE'S JUST A ROUGH KID. 461 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,140 I GOT A GUY CARRYING-- AL BERNARD. 462 00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,407 AN ARMED TEACHER? 463 00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:21,507 YEAH. 464 00:21:21,507 --> 00:21:24,374 REMEMBER, WE'RE HERE FOR THE DEALERS. 465 00:21:24,374 --> 00:21:25,907 WE DON'T WANT ANY... 466 00:21:25,907 --> 00:21:27,840 GET TO CLASS, MISS JOHNSON. 467 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,740 Honeycut: AIR IS MADE UP OF OXYGEN 468 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,607 NITROGEN, CARBON DIOXIDE AND WATER VAPOR. 469 00:21:32,607 --> 00:21:35,174 NOW, NITROGEN IS THE BIGGEST PORTION 470 00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:37,407 BUT OXYGEN IS WHAT WE NEED... 471 00:21:41,274 --> 00:21:42,740 TO LIVE. 472 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,340 OKAY, WHOSE IS THIS? 473 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,107 OBVIOUSY THIS IS NOT THE ONLY KNIFE OR WEAPON IN THIS CLASS. 474 00:22:03,674 --> 00:22:06,240 THIS WAS FOUND BEHIND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER 475 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,574 IN THE EAST STAIRWELL. 476 00:22:07,574 --> 00:22:08,574 IS IT LOADED? 477 00:22:08,574 --> 00:22:09,607 IT WAS. 478 00:22:09,607 --> 00:22:11,340 MAYBE THIS WILL GET THE SCHOOL BOARD 479 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,574 TO RESPOND TO OUR COMPLAINTS. 480 00:22:12,574 --> 00:22:13,707 THEY ALREADY HAVE. 481 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,640 THERE'S AN ARMED POLICE OFFICER 482 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,374 UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT HERE AT HENRY CLAY. 483 00:22:18,374 --> 00:22:19,374 THAT'S GREAT. 484 00:22:19,374 --> 00:22:20,407 YEAH, GREAT. 485 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,574 ARE YOU PEOPLE NUTS? 486 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,274 ONE COP AGAINST HUNDREDS OF GUN-TOTING KIDS? 487 00:22:24,274 --> 00:22:25,240 IT'S A START. 488 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,640 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 489 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,440 THEY ALREADY HAVE A BIG HEAD START 490 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,807 AND WE'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES. 491 00:22:32,807 --> 00:22:34,040 COME ON, HARRY. 492 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,140 LET'S GO. 493 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:37,340 Montgomery: DON'T PANIC, FOLKS. 494 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:39,140 OTHER MEASURES ARE BEING CONSIDERED. 495 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,840 ARE YOU WORRIED? 496 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,107 OH, NO, NOT REALLY. 497 00:22:43,107 --> 00:22:45,940 THAT'S GOOD. 498 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:50,040 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME THIS EVENING? 499 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,707 TONIGHT? 500 00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:53,140 YEAH. 501 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:56,007 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GO SHOPPING TOGETHER. 502 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,307 SHOPPING? 503 00:22:58,307 --> 00:23:02,107 OH, LIKE GROCERIES, AND MAYBE MAKE DINNER? 504 00:23:02,107 --> 00:23:03,774 NO. 505 00:23:03,774 --> 00:23:06,374 LIKE TO A GUN SHOP. 506 00:23:06,374 --> 00:23:08,707 I SEE. 507 00:23:08,707 --> 00:23:10,707 SURE, LOVE TO. 508 00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:13,707 GREAT. 509 00:23:17,907 --> 00:23:19,407 OKAY, LET'S GO. 510 00:23:19,407 --> 00:23:20,907 EVERYBODY, OUT! 511 00:23:20,907 --> 00:23:22,307 BACK TO CLASS! 512 00:23:22,307 --> 00:23:23,607 PUT THEM OUT! 513 00:23:23,607 --> 00:23:26,107 EVERYBODY, BACK TO CLASS. 514 00:23:26,107 --> 00:23:27,607 YOU, COME HERE. 515 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,607 LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN. 516 00:23:29,607 --> 00:23:31,040 YOU LISTEN UP. 517 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,240 DON'T CHALLENGE ME. 518 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,040 I GAVE YOU A FREEBIE TODAY, BUT THAT'S IT. 519 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,107 WHAT? 520 00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,507 YOU GOT A KNIFE IN THERE? 521 00:23:37,507 --> 00:23:38,607 LET GO OF ME! 522 00:23:41,274 --> 00:23:42,474 GET OFF ME. 523 00:23:42,474 --> 00:23:45,074 YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING? 524 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,774 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 525 00:23:54,774 --> 00:23:57,307 YOU CAN'T READ WORTH A DARN. 526 00:23:57,307 --> 00:23:58,507 THAT'S TOO BAD. 527 00:23:58,507 --> 00:24:01,040 IT SLOWS MY CLASS DOWN, AND IT SLOWS YOU DOWN. 528 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,974 I WON'T CALL ON YOU ANYMORE 529 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:06,940 IF YOU RETAKE THE REMEDIAL READING YOU ALREADY PASSED. 530 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:07,874 NO WAY! 531 00:24:07,874 --> 00:24:08,907 DEREK! 532 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,040 WHAT, MAN?! 533 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:21,540 THINK ABOUT IT, DEREK. 534 00:24:22,807 --> 00:24:24,774 YOU'RE NO DUMMY. 535 00:24:41,107 --> 00:24:42,974 LISTEN, STUDMAN. 536 00:24:42,974 --> 00:24:47,107 IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE LYNETTE 537 00:24:47,107 --> 00:24:49,240 THEN YOU TAKE HER. 538 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,507 HEY, DEREK! 539 00:24:51,507 --> 00:24:53,107 SHE'S SO UPTIGHT. 540 00:25:03,174 --> 00:25:04,907 HELP! HELP! 541 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,940 HELP! 542 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:11,507 TOO BAD, RETARD! 543 00:25:11,507 --> 00:25:12,607 STOP IT! 544 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:13,940 ( gun explodes ) 545 00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:15,740 ( groaning ) 546 00:25:28,574 --> 00:25:30,074 WILL BILLY LOSE HIS HAND? 547 00:25:30,074 --> 00:25:31,307 I DOUBT IT. 548 00:25:31,307 --> 00:25:32,640 WHY DID THAT HAPPEN? 549 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,007 HE'S BEEN PICKED ON ALL HIS LIFE 550 00:25:35,007 --> 00:25:36,340 BECAUSE HE'S HANDICAPPED. 551 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:38,007 HE FINALLY STRUCK BACK. 552 00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:40,340 NO, I MEAN ABOUT THE GUN EXPLODING. 553 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:42,707 IT WAS A CHEAP GUN-- SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL. 554 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,340 COSTS ABOUT 20 BUCKS. 555 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:47,207 FIRES ABOUT FIVE .22's BEFORE THEY DESTRUCT. 556 00:25:47,207 --> 00:25:48,240 REALLY? 557 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,340 REALLY. 558 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,974 JOAN, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 559 00:25:55,974 --> 00:25:59,140 I DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT, I KNOW THAT. 560 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:03,374 HAVING A GUN WON'T NECESSARILY KEEP YOU FROM BEING SHOT. 561 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,107 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 562 00:26:09,107 --> 00:26:12,740 I MEAN, WE'RE TEACHERS AND WE'RE BUYING GUNS. 563 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:17,774 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD SAYING-- 564 00:26:17,774 --> 00:26:21,240 WHY DO I TEACH? TWO REASONS... 565 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,940 JULY AND AUGUST, YEAH. 566 00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:28,940 WHEN I FIRST STARTED TEACHING, I HATED JULY AND AUGUST 567 00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:30,840 BECAUSE I COULDN'T BE AROUND THE KIDS. 568 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,807 I LOVE WATCHING THEM LEARN. 569 00:26:33,807 --> 00:26:35,440 FEELING THEIR ENERGY... 570 00:26:39,507 --> 00:26:42,207 NOW I'M SCARED OF THEM. 571 00:26:42,207 --> 00:26:44,607 SOME OF THESE SCHOOLS ARE DANGEROUS. 572 00:26:44,607 --> 00:26:46,374 I KNOW-- I SEE IT EVERY WEEK. 573 00:26:46,374 --> 00:26:48,540 PRETENDING THERE ISN'T A PROBLEM DOESN'T HELP. 574 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,507 I TEACH IN A TOUGH SCHOOL-- A TEACHER WAS SHOT! 575 00:26:52,674 --> 00:26:54,440 I'M SCARED. 576 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,674 I DON'T BLAME YOU. 577 00:26:55,674 --> 00:26:58,874 BUT BUYING A GUN IS NOT THE ANSWER. 578 00:26:58,874 --> 00:27:01,240 A LOT OF FACULTY HAVE THEM. 579 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,374 YEAH, AND I CAN JUST ABOUT GUESS WHICH ONES. 580 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,007 I'M NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE... 581 00:27:07,574 --> 00:27:14,174 I JUST HATE BEING SCARED ALL THE TIME! 582 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:18,440 OOH! STRIKE ON THE EXTRA FRAME! 583 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,740 THAT IS 1-6-5. 584 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,607 GOT YOU THREE GAMES TO TWO, BEST OUT OF SEVEN. 585 00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:25,074 I CAN KEEP SCORE. 586 00:27:25,074 --> 00:27:27,074 LET'S DOUBLE UP ON THIS GAME 587 00:27:27,074 --> 00:27:28,640 AND CALL IT THE LAST. 588 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,807 20 BUCKS? 589 00:27:29,807 --> 00:27:31,207 LET'S BE BOLD. 590 00:27:31,207 --> 00:27:32,807 HOW ABOUT $50? 591 00:27:32,807 --> 00:27:34,974 HOW ABOUT $100? 592 00:27:34,974 --> 00:27:36,640 THERE YOU GO! 593 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,974 ANOTHER BEER? 594 00:27:37,974 --> 00:27:40,074 MISS, TWO BEERS. 595 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,240 YES! 596 00:27:48,274 --> 00:27:50,140 THAT'S THREE IN A ROW. 597 00:27:50,140 --> 00:27:51,740 I'M JUST WARMING UP. 598 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,640 DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT TRADING IN THAT OLD MUSTANG? 599 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,307 I LIKE MY CAR. 600 00:28:00,307 --> 00:28:02,074 IT WAS MY DAD'S. 601 00:28:02,074 --> 00:28:03,074 I'M SORRY. 602 00:28:03,074 --> 00:28:04,674 I WAS JUST ASKING. 603 00:28:04,674 --> 00:28:06,107 I DIDN'T KNOW. 604 00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:21,007 I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT MY LUCK. 605 00:28:21,007 --> 00:28:22,774 YEAH. 606 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:29,574 OKAY. 607 00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:31,407 1-7-0 FOR TOM. 608 00:28:31,407 --> 00:28:33,740 231 FOR OLD BOB. 609 00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:36,840 NICE GAME... BOB. 610 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,740 THAT'S THE BEST I'VE DONE IN QUITE A WHILE. 611 00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:41,607 LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CAR. 612 00:28:41,607 --> 00:28:43,174 THAT WAS JUST 613 00:28:43,174 --> 00:28:44,574 SALESMAN'S INSTINCT. 614 00:28:44,574 --> 00:28:47,274 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 615 00:28:47,274 --> 00:28:49,340 HERE YOU GO. 616 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:51,507 WHY DON'T YOU HOLD ON TO THAT? 617 00:28:51,507 --> 00:28:53,940 WHY? 618 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,274 BECAUSE I'M A 230 AVERAGE BOWLER 619 00:28:56,274 --> 00:28:58,240 AND I TOLD YOU 160. 620 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,340 I WAS HUSTLING YOU. 621 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:00,840 YOU WERE HUSTLING ME. 622 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,074 WHY? 623 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,174 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I COULD FIGURE OUT 624 00:29:04,174 --> 00:29:05,607 IF YOU WERE HUSTLING ME. 625 00:29:05,607 --> 00:29:07,274 I WAS. 626 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,874 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU. 627 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,174 WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH MY MOM? 628 00:29:21,174 --> 00:29:25,074 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND YOUR MOM? 629 00:29:26,907 --> 00:29:29,174 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT REAL HAPPY ABOUT THIS. 630 00:29:29,174 --> 00:29:31,874 I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. 631 00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:33,874 YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY. 632 00:29:33,874 --> 00:29:35,807 BUT NICE GUY OR NOT 633 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,874 IT DOESN'T CHANGE THAT I LOVE YOUR MOTHER. 634 00:29:37,874 --> 00:29:41,407 IF THIS THING WORKS OUT, I'M GOING TO MARRY HER. 635 00:29:41,407 --> 00:29:44,007 YOU BEEN MARRIED BEFORE? 636 00:29:44,007 --> 00:29:46,740 YES, SIR, I HAVE. 637 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:51,107 MORE THAN ONCE? 638 00:29:51,107 --> 00:29:54,674 YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT-- THREE TIMES. 639 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:58,474 MARRIAGE IS GREAT. 640 00:29:58,474 --> 00:30:00,574 SURE. 641 00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:02,374 YOUR MOTHER KNOWS ALL THIS. 642 00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:04,807 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME 643 00:30:04,807 --> 00:30:06,940 BECAUSE I GO OUT BOWLING WITH YOU 644 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:09,774 BUT I'VE BEEN HONEST WITH YOU. 645 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:11,807 THE GUY WHO MARRIES YOUR MOTHER 646 00:30:11,807 --> 00:30:13,074 MAY BE A BAD GUY. 647 00:30:13,074 --> 00:30:16,207 I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO GIVE ME A CHANCE. 648 00:30:19,607 --> 00:30:21,607 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 649 00:30:21,607 --> 00:30:25,074 I'M FLYING FIRST CLASS BACK HERE. 650 00:30:26,507 --> 00:30:27,940 MISS MY FLIGHT. 651 00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:28,940 ( alarm sounds ) 652 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:30,507 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, JO-JO? 653 00:30:30,507 --> 00:30:31,507 NOTHING, MAN. 654 00:30:31,507 --> 00:30:32,874 WHAT'S THIS? 655 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,040 MY LETTER-OPENER. 656 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,607 A SWITCHBLADE? 657 00:30:35,607 --> 00:30:37,240 I HAVE TO OPEN MAIL FAST-- 658 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,440 I'M A BUSY MAN. 659 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,574 MY OFFICE, RIGHT AWAY! 660 00:30:39,574 --> 00:30:40,840 WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHTS? 661 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,040 WE'LL WRITE YOU A LETTER. 662 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,274 WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY? 663 00:30:44,274 --> 00:30:45,540 MR. BERNARD. 664 00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:47,807 FRISK HIM AND MAKE HIM GO THROUGH THE DETECTOR. 665 00:30:47,807 --> 00:30:51,207 ( alarm sounds ) 666 00:30:51,207 --> 00:30:53,474 IT'S MY KEYS. 667 00:30:53,474 --> 00:30:55,274 LET ME SEE IT, AL. 668 00:31:00,007 --> 00:31:02,807 JEEZ. 669 00:31:03,974 --> 00:31:05,574 PUT IT IN THE BOX. 670 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:08,140 DO I HAVE TO? 671 00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:09,974 YES, YOU HAVE TO. 672 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,140 I BETTER SEE THIS AGAIN. 673 00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,474 GUARANTEED RETURN DELIVERY. 674 00:31:29,474 --> 00:31:30,807 INSIDE. 675 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:33,107 10 BUCKS. 676 00:31:33,107 --> 00:31:37,274 TELL YOUR FRIENDS, COSMO NEVER LIES. 677 00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:51,907 LOCK IT. 678 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,640 Honeycut: DETOURED FROM THE METAL DETECTOR. 679 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,207 I MAY NOT NEED ONE. 680 00:32:02,207 --> 00:32:04,207 I GOT A BUY SET UP WITH COSMO. 681 00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:06,207 MAKE THE BUST BEFORE THE KIDS 682 00:32:06,207 --> 00:32:07,540 RESTOCK THIS ARMORY. 683 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:08,874 WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS? 684 00:32:08,874 --> 00:32:10,874 THEY CAN'T BE RANDOMLY SEARCHED 685 00:32:10,874 --> 00:32:12,540 OR THE EVIDENCE IS BLOWN. 686 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,240 WE GOT LUCKY WITH BERNARD. 687 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,207 THAT'S GREAT. 688 00:32:15,207 --> 00:32:16,640 NO WONDER THEY'RE ARMED. 689 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,174 I DON'T MAKE THE LAWS... 690 00:32:18,174 --> 00:32:20,874 I JUST ENFORCE THEM. 691 00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:25,540 ... AND I WANT THOSE ASSIGNMENTS TURNED IN TOMORROW! 692 00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:26,774 DEREK. 693 00:32:26,774 --> 00:32:28,240 WHAT? 694 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,374 JO-JO, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 695 00:32:31,374 --> 00:32:34,274 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MY READING OFFER? 696 00:32:34,274 --> 00:32:37,274 ( sighs ) 697 00:32:37,274 --> 00:32:39,640 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 698 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,507 YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MY ANGLE IS. 699 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:47,340 YEAH. 700 00:32:50,407 --> 00:32:55,107 LOOK, I KNOW ON THE STREETS YOU GOT TO BE COOL 701 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:56,574 OR YOU GET USED. 702 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:58,374 THIS ISN'T THE STREET. 703 00:32:58,374 --> 00:33:00,840 IF YOU PLAN ON FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION 704 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,040 OR ORDERING IN A DECENT RESTAURANT 705 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,974 OR FINDING A STREET ON A MAP 706 00:33:04,974 --> 00:33:08,407 YOU'D BETTER LEARN TO READ. 707 00:33:08,407 --> 00:33:11,940 BECAUSE AFTER YOU LEAVE HERE, NOBODY WILL CARE. 708 00:33:15,274 --> 00:33:19,007 ARE YOU REALLY A TEACHER? 709 00:33:21,607 --> 00:33:26,440 BECAUSE YOU SURE DON'T SOUND LIKE ANY I'VE KNOWN. 710 00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:36,807 HEY, J.J.-- THE STORE'S OVER HERE. 711 00:33:39,007 --> 00:33:41,574 WILL THIS BLOW UP IN MY FACE LIKE BILLY'S? 712 00:33:41,574 --> 00:33:43,007 NOT A CHANCE. 713 00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:45,040 THAT'S QUALITY MERCHANDISE YOU GOT IN YOUR HANDS. 714 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,340 HOW MUCH? 715 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,640 SEVENTY-FIVE PLUS AMMO. 716 00:33:50,207 --> 00:33:51,974 DEAL. 717 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,007 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 718 00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:00,774 UP AGAINST THE WALL. 719 00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:02,140 I TRUSTED YOU! 720 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,840 THE ONLY WOMAN YOU SHOULD TRUST 721 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,474 IS YOUR PAROLE OFFICER. 722 00:34:05,474 --> 00:34:07,207 MOVE IT! 723 00:34:12,907 --> 00:34:16,107 A COP STEALS MY BOYFRIEND? 724 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,307 THAT MAKES HIM AS STUPID AS YOU. 725 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:21,707 DROP THE GUN, LYNETTE! 726 00:34:21,707 --> 00:34:23,440 WHY? 727 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,240 ( gunfire ) 728 00:34:36,807 --> 00:34:38,574 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 729 00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:44,474 I'M A BETTER SHOT THAN YOU. 730 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,807 COME ON. 731 00:35:16,874 --> 00:35:19,974 Honeycut: IF YOU BUILD THE WEAPONS UP ON ONE SIDE 732 00:35:19,974 --> 00:35:23,074 THE OTHER SIDE FEELS COMPELLED TO DO THE SAME. 733 00:35:23,074 --> 00:35:26,240 IT HAPPENS IN COUNTRIES AND IT HAPPENS RIGHT HERE. 734 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,840 WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT OURSELVES. 735 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,607 ( class murmurs agreement ) 736 00:35:30,607 --> 00:35:32,474 FROM WHO? 737 00:35:34,407 --> 00:35:36,640 FROM OTHERS TRYING TO PROTECT THEMSELVES? 738 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,974 WHY ARE YOU SO SMART ABOUT LAW AND ORDER? 739 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:42,807 I GOT A SECRET LIFE. 740 00:35:51,607 --> 00:35:53,640 MR. ANTONINI, HOW ARE YOU? 741 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:54,974 ARE YOU OKAY? 742 00:35:54,974 --> 00:35:56,874 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 743 00:35:57,774 --> 00:35:59,407 MUCH BETTER. 744 00:36:00,407 --> 00:36:01,874 THANK YOU. 745 00:36:03,474 --> 00:36:05,907 I'M RECOVERING QUITE WELL. 746 00:36:05,907 --> 00:36:07,040 YES. 747 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,474 YOU LOOK MARVELOUS. 748 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,540 WE'VE GOT YOUR THINGS PACKED. 749 00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:15,740 TERRIFIC. 750 00:36:17,807 --> 00:36:20,574 YOU PROBABLY WANT TO SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE. 751 00:36:20,574 --> 00:36:23,340 I'M AFRAID MR. MONTGOMERY'S NOT HERE TODAY. 752 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:24,540 HE'S DOWNTOWN. 753 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:27,540 WE HAD ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT YESTERDAY. 754 00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:33,040 THAT'S TOO BAD. 755 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:36,940 HOW'S MY CLASS DOING? 756 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:40,707 LOOK, THE ONLY REASON TITO CARRIED A GUN 757 00:36:40,707 --> 00:36:43,140 WAS BECAUSE THE TEACHERS TREATED HIM LIKE DIRT. 758 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:44,740 ( class murmurs agreement ) 759 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:46,807 THEY'RE ALL CARRYING GUNS. 760 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,674 SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 761 00:36:50,674 --> 00:36:52,307 HMM? 762 00:36:54,107 --> 00:36:56,707 WE TURN OUR CLASSROOM INTO A BATTLEFIELD? 763 00:36:56,707 --> 00:36:59,340 HEY, MAN, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT. 764 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:02,040 WELL, LISTEN TO MR. EINSTEIN, HERE. 765 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,874 HE CAN'T EVEN READ THE MENU 766 00:37:03,874 --> 00:37:05,074 IN McDONALDS. 767 00:37:05,074 --> 00:37:07,274 DON'T GIVE ME THAT, JO-JO. 768 00:37:09,074 --> 00:37:11,874 YOU CAN'T READ SO GOOD EITHER. 769 00:37:18,274 --> 00:37:23,207 AND DON'T EXPECT ME TO BACK YOUR PLAY ANYMORE. 770 00:37:24,774 --> 00:37:26,107 Intercom: Mr. Honeycut? 771 00:37:26,107 --> 00:37:29,007 Please report to the office immediately. 772 00:37:29,007 --> 00:37:30,540 DEREK. 773 00:37:31,674 --> 00:37:33,274 KEEP THE CLASS COOL. 774 00:37:33,274 --> 00:37:34,807 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 775 00:37:36,274 --> 00:37:39,174 Student: ALL RIGHT. 776 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:58,207 ( students talking and laughing ) 777 00:38:35,874 --> 00:38:38,407 IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE. 778 00:38:39,974 --> 00:38:45,040 LET'S SEE, WHERE WERE WE WHEN WE WERE INTERRUPTED? 779 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,240 PENNY. 780 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,240 WE WERE ON THE SUN. 781 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,640 VERY GOOD. 782 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,707 THE SUN. 783 00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:54,374 Jo-Jo: YEAH, THE SUN, ANTONINI. 784 00:38:55,307 --> 00:38:57,840 WE LEFT OFF ON THE SUN. 785 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,607 I WOULD APPRECIATE IT 786 00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:22,307 IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS 787 00:39:22,307 --> 00:39:24,307 THAT YOU RAISE YOUR HAND. 788 00:39:26,774 --> 00:39:34,874 NOW, THE SUN IS ACTUALLY A CONTROLLED NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. 789 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,340 THIS IS CAPTAIN FULLER. 790 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,740 WE MAY HAVE A WRINKLE HERE. 791 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:41,774 I WANT BACK-UP UNITS RIGHT AWAY. 792 00:39:41,774 --> 00:39:43,107 ROLL THEM IN SILENT. 793 00:39:43,107 --> 00:39:44,240 THANKS. 794 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:48,674 YOU'RE A POLICEMAN AND YOU LIKE TO BE A SUB? 795 00:39:48,674 --> 00:39:51,507 ...BUT EVEN THE SUN 796 00:39:51,507 --> 00:39:53,940 WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. 797 00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:55,307 AND WHEN IT DIES... 798 00:39:55,307 --> 00:39:56,807 THE GUY'S REALLY MESSED UP. 799 00:39:56,807 --> 00:39:57,940 BE COOL, MAN! 800 00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,974 ( gunshot ) 801 00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:03,940 ...DESTROYING THE EARTH 802 00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:05,440 WITH ITS IMMENSE HEAT. 803 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,374 I WOULD APPRECIATE 804 00:40:07,374 --> 00:40:08,507 YOUR FULL ATTENTION 805 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,140 FROM NOW ON, MR. FORT. 806 00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:12,307 OTHERWISE, I MIGHT FEEL COMPELLED 807 00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:14,174 TO PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD. 808 00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:18,640 ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 809 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,474 NO, SIR. 810 00:40:19,474 --> 00:40:21,274 AH, GOOD! 811 00:40:21,274 --> 00:40:23,240 LET'S CONTINUE. 812 00:40:24,574 --> 00:40:26,474 HURRY, I THINK IT'S HERE. 813 00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:29,540 PHYSICAL SCIENCES. 814 00:40:32,107 --> 00:40:33,774 RELAX, HONEYCUT, WE'RE HERE. 815 00:40:33,774 --> 00:40:35,774 HARRY, GO ON THE EAST FLANK. 816 00:40:35,774 --> 00:40:37,207 WE'LL COME FROM HERE. 817 00:40:37,207 --> 00:40:38,774 WE'LL CORNER THE PUNK. 818 00:40:38,774 --> 00:40:40,640 THE PUNK IS ANTONINI 819 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,374 AND YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 820 00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:46,474 ONLY THOSE WHO MISBEHAVE WILL BE PUNISHED. 821 00:40:46,474 --> 00:40:51,107 IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BAD 822 00:40:51,107 --> 00:40:53,974 THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 823 00:40:53,974 --> 00:40:56,440 HEY, I GOT A PERMIT. 824 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,807 IT'S NOT VALID ON SCHOOL PROPERTY 825 00:40:58,807 --> 00:41:00,507 AND YOU KNOW IT. 826 00:41:00,507 --> 00:41:02,774 WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE. 827 00:41:02,774 --> 00:41:06,807 YOU'RE AS BIG A PROBLEM AS THEY ARE. 828 00:41:06,807 --> 00:41:09,507 BY THE WAY, YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST. 829 00:41:09,507 --> 00:41:11,140 GET ME A MASTER KEY. 830 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:12,740 Antonini: IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING 831 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,540 THAT A FEW TROUBLEMAKERS 832 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,874 RUIN THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE 833 00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:18,774 FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS. 834 00:41:18,774 --> 00:41:21,040 THE SCHOOL'S POLICY CONCERNING THIS PLACE 835 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,574 HAS, I THINK... 836 00:41:22,574 --> 00:41:23,707 RIGHT THERE! 837 00:41:24,974 --> 00:41:26,440 DON'T MOVE! 838 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,774 HANDS ON THE DESK. 839 00:41:31,774 --> 00:41:34,040 DO WHAT HE SAYS, MAN. 840 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,307 DO IT! 841 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:40,074 GET UP. 842 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,140 GET UP! 843 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:50,707 I THINK YOU OWE THE WHOLE CLASS AN APOLOGY. 844 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:58,240 SAY... "PLEASE." 845 00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:01,840 PLEASE. 846 00:42:03,007 --> 00:42:06,740 PLEASE, MR. ANTONINI. 847 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:07,607 LEAVE HIM ALONE! 848 00:42:07,607 --> 00:42:08,374 SHUT UP! 849 00:42:14,674 --> 00:42:18,940 PLEASE, MR. ANTONINI! 850 00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:26,140 PLEASE, MR. ANTONINI! 851 00:42:28,407 --> 00:42:29,740 POLICE! 852 00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:31,274 ( students scream ) 853 00:42:31,274 --> 00:42:32,274 LOOK OUT! 854 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,507 IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT? 855 00:42:42,507 --> 00:42:43,474 YEAH, EVERYTHING'S COOL. 856 00:42:43,474 --> 00:42:45,940 HEY, MAN, LOOK, I'M SORRY. 857 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:47,707 GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 858 00:42:47,707 --> 00:42:49,374 THEY HAVE TO LEARN! 859 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,374 THANKS, DEREK. 860 00:42:59,074 --> 00:43:00,774 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, JO-JO. 861 00:43:00,774 --> 00:43:02,507 LOOK, MAN, I'M SORRY. 862 00:43:02,507 --> 00:43:04,474 I DID IT FOR YOU! 863 00:43:04,474 --> 00:43:05,507 THINK OF TITO! 864 00:43:05,507 --> 00:43:06,807 OUT OF HERE! 865 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,140 Derek: I DID IT FOR YOU! 866 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:17,774 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DIE! 867 00:43:17,774 --> 00:43:20,107 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! 868 00:43:20,107 --> 00:43:22,807 DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND?! 869 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,974 MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON? 870 00:43:36,974 --> 00:43:38,640 I'M MOVING OUT! 871 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,940 MOVING OUT. 872 00:43:39,940 --> 00:43:43,307 YOU JUST MOVED IN WITH THIS GUY TWO DAYS AGO. 873 00:43:43,307 --> 00:43:44,640 IT WAS A MISTAKE. 874 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,974 I JUMPED TOO SOON. 875 00:43:45,974 --> 00:43:46,940 WHY? 876 00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:49,307 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 877 00:43:49,307 --> 00:43:51,207 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 878 00:43:52,974 --> 00:43:54,774 NO CHEMISTRY. 879 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,640 CHEMISTRY? 880 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,940 MY MOTHER HAS CHEMISTRY? 881 00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:01,007 YOU WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER THE OTHER DAY. 882 00:44:01,007 --> 00:44:03,707 WELL, YEAH, BUT THE MORE YOU LIVE WITH SOMEBODY 883 00:44:03,707 --> 00:44:06,040 THE MORE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 884 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,540 MOM, IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS. 885 00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:10,774 YOU CAN DISCOVER A LOT ABOUT SOMEBODY IN TWO DAYS. 886 00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:11,974 IS THERE SOMETHING 887 00:44:11,974 --> 00:44:13,807 YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? 888 00:44:13,807 --> 00:44:18,507 TOM, CAN WE SPEAK ONE ADULT TO ANOTHER? 889 00:44:18,507 --> 00:44:19,674 YEAH. 890 00:44:19,674 --> 00:44:21,174 YOU WON'T BE UPSET? 891 00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:22,940 NO, COME ON, WHAT IS IT? 892 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:25,774 TOM, BOB... 893 00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:30,507 BOB WASN'T VERY GOOD IN BED. 894 00:44:31,974 --> 00:44:35,674 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY MOTHER... 895 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,540 YOU SAID WE COULD TALK. 896 00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:41,140 I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR ALL THE DETAILS. 897 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,507 LET'S PACK THE CAR. 898 00:44:42,507 --> 00:44:45,374 GEE, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE SO SQUEAMISH. 899 00:44:45,374 --> 00:44:48,040 THERE WERE OTHER PROBLEMS, TOO. 900 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,107 IT JUST WASN'T RIGHT. 901 00:44:51,107 --> 00:44:52,707 MAYBE YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE HARD ON HIM-- 902 00:44:52,707 --> 00:44:53,774 COMPARING HIM WITH DAD? 903 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,207 MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 904 00:44:55,207 --> 00:44:59,274 IT JUST FELT LIKE I MOVED TOO FAST. 905 00:45:03,374 --> 00:45:07,474 DIDN'T YOU KNOW HE HAD THIS PROBLEM BEFORE? 906 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:12,807 TOM, WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN DO YOU THINK I AM? 907 00:45:15,374 --> 00:45:17,807 230 AVERAGE, HUH? 57609

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