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If you've seen any rom -coms, then you already know, science and physics nerds

are the best out here.

For all my fellow nerds out there, try some of these pickup lines on the

Girl, I got my eye on you.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Is there a science room nearby?

Because I'm picking up on our chemistry.

Hey, you gotta get her.

New plan.

Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Smooth.

Forget hydrogen.

You're my number one man.

That'd be a pain in the ass.

Diego?

Yeah, Mom?

When are you going to get a real job and stop with this podcast session?

Mom, we're in the middle of an episode.

I don't care. Listen, I'm your stepmom, not your maid.

I'm going to head over to Grandma's for a bit.

I need you to fold up this clothes.

And tidy up your room while I'm gone, got it?

Alright, yeah, sure.

Yo, your mom's kind of hot with you, sis.

Shut up, man.

Help me real quick so we can get this over with.

For sure.

Yeah, I fucking hate doing laundry.

Yeah, it's boring,

man.

Bro, what the fuck? Are you fixing my mom's underwear?

Well, I kind of got a thing for it, man.

Your mom's real hot.

What the fuck? Are you serious, bro?

Yeah, I mean, it's totally a thing. Like, people buy underwear online.

Really? Yeah, they buy used girls' underwear.

No way. For real?

For real. Here, bro, like, let me show you.

Look at that.

See?

No fucking way. Yeah, bro. Girls are making bank with this.

Really? Yeah, like, look at all these girls selling underwear.

Shit. You know what we should do?

Huh?

We could start selling them.

Where would we get underwear, though?

Fuck it, we could use our moms.

Bro, that's fucking genius.

Yeah?

Yeah, we already got the podcast, though. Oh, yeah, we got some fans for

podcast. Fuck, it might work out good. Yeah, we could advertise on there. Maybe

they want it.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Wait,

don't get my face. For sure, no, I got you.

Got it.

Let me call Melanie.

Hey.

Hi, Melanie.

Yeah, um, you know that podcast thing the boys are into?

Um, yeah, that podcast thing is, I don't know.

It's taken up all of his time and it's just kind of, I don't know.

Yeah.

You might want to come over now.

Okay.

No.

We need to do something.

Get him out here and have a talk with him right now.

Rico!

Get your ass in here right now!

What the fuck? That was my stepmom.

Shit.

What are you doing here? First of all, first of all, I'm your stepmom.

Because if I was mom, you'd get your ass beat right now. Same for you.

You are lucky I'm your stepmom.

What are you doing?

What's going on in the fucking podcast?

Nothing. We're just talking to our parents.

Talking about what?

Don't think we don't know.

What are you talking about? You know what?

Have a fucking seat. We think alike, girl.

Have a seat.

No. Have a seat. You heard me.

Pull them out. Where are they?

Show you what?

Our panties.

Look,

we know everything.

Okay? We saw.

So show us the fucking panties.

Okay. These are yours, right? Yeah, those are mine.

Oh.

Oh, these are me.

These are... Those are yours.

Are you fucking...

This is some bullshit. I'm not even playing with you.

So you guys think you can make money taking pictures of our panties and

them?

No.

You know what?

Pull out your cell phone.

My cell phone?

Pull your fucking phone down.

Okay.

All right, maybe you can make money taking a picture of this.

What? Come here.

Did you get it?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Now it's time to teach your boy the lesson.

Move over.

What

are

you looking at?

I see what you're looking at.

What is it?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

I'm excited to watch this.

Yeah. I'm excited to watch this.

I thought it was really nice to see both.

Look at that. They both got excited watching us kiss, didn't they?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Unzip.

Oh, you just took them all the way off.

Wow, you were ready for this, weren't you?

Yeah.

You did like that kiss, didn't you?

You like that kiss?

Can I taste?

Yeah. Take a taste?

Looks like you like it.

That's what you were thinking about this whole time? Yeah.

Hold me, love.

Don't you dare.

Don't you dare.

Pull my dress up.

Pull it up.

I don't know.

Take those off.

Just take it off.

Okay.

What's wrong? You guys are nervous?

It's okay honey, you can take it Enjoy it I

don't have fucking permission Let's get over here I don't have

permission

We're in control now.

This will shut him up for a second.

You want to steal our panties? That's what happens.

It felt good.

Yeah.

Yes.

You taste my pussy?

Yeah, I like it.

How about both?

Oh, fuck yes. How about both? Oh,

wow. Should we be doing this?

Oh, snap.

Just enjoy it.

Mommy's being naughty today.

That was really naughty.

I want to watch you fuck her.

I want you to lay down on your back so I can watch.

Yeah? I'm ready for it. I want you to lay down.

Get right there.

Are you

okay

mom?

Oh, my gosh.

You like the way mommy licks you?

It's okay.

You still look nervous.

Oh, yes.

It's like that dick on your tongue.

Yes.

Oh, you did so good.

Thank you.

Oh yes.

So good on you, dear.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Just sort of a deep breath. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep,

deep. Yes, yes.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah. I like that, don't you?

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Oh, yes, that was too good.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I can't wait to take it out.

Oh, fuck.

We taught them a good lesson.