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Oh
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My first visitor see how this goes oh
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Hi there, I want a ticket a
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Ticket I love the carnival and I won
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And I finally won one oh, so you wanna a fries yeah, where's your fries?
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All right
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The prize right I mean I it just said to come here to the address yeah
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It came alone
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Yeah, I think I'm the only winner
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Okay, right big heart
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bigger ass
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Yeah, you're definitely the winner. I am the winner. Yeah, come inside man
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Come right in don't mind if I do
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Wow, that's um
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Pretty nice thing you got back there. Oh, thanks, but where's my where's my prize? Oh, let me see the ticket
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Did you feel that
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Yeah, so this type of energy that just you know
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It just moves in the place when you give me the ticket
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Anyway, take a seat. Yeah. Yeah, take a seat right there
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Okay
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Yeah, so, you know, I was off of work today didn't go to the carnival at all
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But my friend Jackie, you know, he was doing a rock was today. Yeah, and the ticket you won
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You know
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It's very special
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like how special like you want something big like
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enormous
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Yeah, like what long
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I'll be happy that like a six-incher. Yeah, I'm happy with that too about that there
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So do you know what your prize is? I?
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mean a
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Sub yeah subway subway. Yeah, like a sandwich. Yeah, like so we sandwich
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Yeah, like a you know firehouse up. Okay, you're more like the Jersey Mike's comic, you know
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Yeah, you gave me those vibes
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so
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Peaches your name, right? Yeah
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Yeah, you know that energy for the ticket yes, I caught it's like, ah, you know what that means no psychotic
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Psychotic, okay
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Yeah, so I got a magic trick to show you. Oh, oh, I love magic. Okay
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One plus one two two plus three
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Five seven plus three I have no idea. Nice. That's ten then ten seconds to take your clothes off
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Take my clothes off. You got ten seconds if you want your prize. Yeah. Yeah, okay
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Two appointments today, this is different
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Oh
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I just got back from the carnival and I was told to ask for mr. Rogers. Um, I
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Usually don't do two in a day, but I guess I can make an exception. Um
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Yeah, you qualify yeah, yeah come in
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Welcome to my uh
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Circus you have a beautiful place. Yeah, I do
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Oh god, um, uh, uh, is she dead? I don't know. I fucked her. I fucked her earlier. Oh
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We're so glad you're okay
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Taking a little sex nap. Oh, yeah
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Oh Santa I could do to you
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Yeah, I could do a lot, you know
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Yeah, so where's your ticket?
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Oh
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Did you feel that it was like, you know like Tourette's
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So let's see a magic trick
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Okay, what's zero point five plus zero point five
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I'm not sure I didn't pass math. That's why I dropped out
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Yeah, get the fuck out guys again. Um, what's one plus one?
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Seven
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Okay, what's seven plus zero? Oh seven
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What seven plus zero?
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Zero
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What's zero plus seven?
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Two
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What's two plus seven?
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Sixty-nine
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All right, you got exactly 11 seconds to get undressed
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Oh, okay, let me
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Oh, you're getting five
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And I'm taking your ticket. No, that's I just won that
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Yeah, I worked really really hard. You must have blew the conductor
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You guys have fun. I cannot take anymore
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All right, well let the games begin
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Oh
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Oh
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Okay, yeah, are you oh, yeah, yeah, I was just so tired
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Yeah, so did you want to get to I did
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Come here ask for mr. Rogers same
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So extra lucky cuz you're here
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so like
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Question what would you be interested in like?
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Do you think he'd be down
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I totally would be down
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Ready ready go. Oh, I don't know
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Should we go find it? Yeah
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Mr. Rogers, are you there? Mr. Rogers?
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Please listen
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Oh
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Yeah, take that dick girl
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Yeah
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Yeah
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Oh
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Oh, yeah, oh that's amazing
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Oh my god
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Very yummy
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Oh
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Yeah
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Bitch
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Oh
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No
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Oh
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Oh, yeah
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Oh
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Oh
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Um
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So good
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Oh
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Look how pretty you look
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Um
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Oh, what time is it? Oh fuck two appointments today. This was a lot. Okay
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Hey
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Hey, listen you guys gotta
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Hey, man, listen, this ain't a sleepover here. Okay
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You got your prize now it's time to get the fuck out
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Respectfully
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Yeah, yeah, not to be mean to nothing. But listen man, my cock is sore and i'm tired
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You know
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All right, you know you guys are hot and all fat asses and all but you know, I gotta get my beauty sleep, man
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Roger yeah, yeah not to come all crazy, but you guys are hot man. But listen
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Next tuesday, you know, you know, I give you another ticket, you know, yeah, you know pull up. Yeah
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You know if I got that again, but you know
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a little less
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Agreed. All right. So you ladies have a good night and uh, keep it tight
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Bye bye
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Yes sir ski
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