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Business, John.

I 've succeeded in hunting, so I thought that we could...

- deal together. - uh-hum.

I see.

And... Is this the only reason?

How is Elise?

She's fine.

She's in charge of a school for the village's kids.

Is she home?

She'll probably come back late tonight.

- Then, when could I... - Deepak !

Prepare a hot bath for Mr Cairn, would you?

See you later.

Yeah, more !

But how much money can you spend?

A towel, please.

I've got enough for...

12 elephants and their maouds for a week.

You can't be serious!

You would need at least five times that amount!

It's ridiculous.

You're maybe right.

It depends of the size of what you're hunting.

We're losing time.

That's enough.

Can you do better?

No.

But... You know I own as many elephants as you.

So... We are equals.

Are you in shape for a Keda?

I believe my shape is as good as yours, Richard.

Is that so?

Draw?

Yes... Draw.

Very well... Very well, we'll do it together.

We're going to see the Mysore Maharaja.

He can help us.

Let's go... Immediately!

I have a gift for Elise.

Not now... Later.

Welcome, John Morrison.

His Highness and myself...

His humble secretary, are glad to see you again.

I'm also glad to see you, Rama Kali.

Let me introduce you my new partner, Richard Cairn.

- How do you do. - An American...

- Yes. - His Highness...

knows your country very well.

Actually, His last wife..

was from Las Vegas.

A hot dog seller... Who did pretty well for herself!

Now that you've made my mouth water,

let me ask you...

- When do we start? - Tomorrow.

Excellent!

There is only one thing that interests me about this Keda.

I want this famous elephant you've raised.

What's his name, again?

Tusk.

Yes, that's his name. It's him I want.

I want a necklace made with the ivory of his tusks.

We'll give you Tusk.

OK.

We'll give you Tusk, your Highness.

OK. We'll go tomorrow.

Tell me, Mr Cairn, do you like candyfloss?

What?... Oh, of course.

Well.

Here's some genuine stuff, imported from Las Vegas.

I found a way to preserve it, in spite of the heat.

Deepak...

Let me save your soul...

I want to help you, my friend.

Reverend, before you try to help me, you should help yourself.

There's too much to do!

Reverend... If you want to help others,

then come help us, now!

According to the villagers, this herd seems to be Tusk's one.

Reverend, put Tusk here.

And the Indians will lead the elephants in the river

while I wait at the end of it to block their way.

John, you'll work on this shore,

The Maharaja will split his group in two parts,

himself being on this side, his secretary on the other

to make them move forward.

With a bit of luck, we'll push them into the trap.

Richard.

Elise.

I'm glad to see you again.

I've brought you something.

It's a golden eagle from 1881.

I don't want your gift.

Daddy, I'm asking you to go to speak with the Maharaja

to tell him there is now way that we'll capture Tusk.

You promised me that when Tusk saved my life.

You must keep that promise, now.

I'm afraid it's my fault, Elise.

I don't care who's fault it is! But we must stop it!

I cannot tell the Maharaja what he should do.

That's his Keda, not mine.

He wants Tusk!

And when he wants something, there is no way to stop him.

- Then I'll go to the Keda. - No!

No, you'll stay here.

It's too dangerous. You'll take care of the house.

I'll go to the Keda, daddy. And you wont stop me !

I'll go with you, Richard.

And if you capture Tusk, I'll set him free immediately.

Whatever the circumstances, I'll never let this elephant be enslaved

again; not by you, nor by the Maharaja, nor by anybody else!

There is no law which forbids one to follow a Keda

a wild elephant belongs to anybody who manages to catch him.

All what we have to do is stick with them to catch elephants,

and maybe even catch this Tusk.

Come this way.

No, someone could see us.

Over here.

John.

We'll push them from both sides of the river

- to hold them in a vice-like grip. - Well... Hopefully...

Anyway... Good luck

Let's go.

Let's go, Elise.

- Elise? - No, I'll go with Mr Richard Cairn.

Samadhi. That way.

When you catch the elephants, let Tusk free.

What?

What's so special about this elephant?

Why is he so important to you? He's only an animal.

Elise, look at me!

If this elephant wants his freedom, then let him win it by himself.

You, come back!

Let's go. Move forward !

Look at your precious elephant.

He's running away like a rabbit!

I'll catch him easily.

Tusk! Don't let them catch you! Fight!

Fight, Tusk!

Elise, it's hopeless. He can't fight.

He's already lost the battle.

Let's get this over with.

I can't see anything.

-Can't see anything. -Can't see anything.

It's for catching elephants

but these suckers don't know who they're working for!

They've crossed... They caught them!

- Bring me my elephant. - Here.

It's great! They got him!

We got him! We got him!

There's nothing better for health than the fresh blood of a male elephant.

Want some?

How dare you?

Music!

Elise!

Please Elise, calm down.

Bring me back home!

- Bring me back! - Yes, I'll bring you back.

He's never going to be your slave!

Fight, Tusk. Fight! Take your freedom back!

Tusk. free yourself!

It's your last chance! Free yourself!

Jesus Christ!

Tusk escaped!

I can't see a thing.

Here.

I can see now...

Richard Cairn let Tusk escape.

Yes, but we are going to bring him back.

Here.

No, do it like me.

With your other hand.

It's Tusk! We've got him! We've got him! Victory!

TUSK!

Unbelievable.

Don't kill him. Don't kill him.

Don't kill him. Don't kill him.

1... 2...

- Ram Baba! - Give me the rifle.

You, come that way.

Farewell, my big darling!

Wait; Wait!

Go ahead! Forward!

What are you doing? You'll blow everything!

Sisters!

Sisters! Push! Push!

If you really want to stay here, then, stay here.

I'll stay here too, and we'll see who's able to stay longer.

Get in.

I lost the battle...

But I didn't lose the war.

I'll do anything to make sure the Indian government kills you!

-Are you totally insane? -Why?

Please, think about my position here. They'll kill us.

But I love you and I don't care about anything else.

Should I yell to the whole world that I love you?

Please... Hide yourself quickly. You know I love you too.

Spencer.

Come with me, Mr Cairn.

Please, be seated.

Tusk must be shot down. As soon as possible.

He's one of these Christian gods sent by the devil!

Our government is willing to pay a very high reward.

I don't want to hunt Tusk for money, Lord Spencer.

However...

He's become dangerous.

And even as I dislike doing it, it's my duty to kill him.

I'm sorry about this incident, Mr Cairn.

I understand that the Morrison family is quite upset about it.

Please send them my apologies...

I'm sure they'll appreciate them.

-Lord Spencer is in love with me! -Oh no, please, shut up!

Who did this to you, Ram Baba?

It was Shackley.

He killed Samadhi. I saw him...

Ram Baba.

Ram Baba.

Coming...

Boss.

-Shut up. -Boss.

Peter Lorre is asleep. Shh!

Boss.

Ram Baba is alive.

He told Cairn that you killed Samadhi.

Yes boss...

Cairn and Ram Baba are going to see the magistrates.

Get going, and find an idea!

What's this?

Strange. It smells like monkey shit.

It is monkey shit.

But, I...

Idiot!

He's deeply in love with the Morrison girl.

That's what we need.

You can believe me or not, miss.

But I am sorry for this regrettable blow.

I'm just a victim of circumstance.

Mr. Morrison.

Mr. Morrison.

What are you doing here?

We have something you want:

Elise Morrison.

And you have something we want: Ram Baba!

Bastards!

It's a matter of life and death, Mr Cairn.

Do we deal together, or not?

We'll deal. OK. We deal together.

Take Ram Baba with you, and follow us.

Put him on an elephant and saddle my horse.

You two, come with me. The others stay here.

Let's go!

You know too much.

Run Elise, run!

Go away! Go away!

Go to hell, bloody elephant!

Go to hell!

Take him away.

I don't want to see this scoundrel anymore.

- He can have his freedom, now. - Yes.

He can have his freedom.

Richard.

So long, Elise.

You've lost everything, John Morrison.

But don't be sad, you can have everything back.

Come with us.

Translation: aquasantajoe for cinemageddon