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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,237 I've never seen so many guys take so long 3 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,780 to move so little furniture. 4 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,115 It's all your records, honey. 5 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,367 You've gotta get rid of some of those old records. 6 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,911 I love those old albums. I listen to 'em all the time. 7 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:46,331 All 3,000 of 'em? Here, take this, sweetie. 8 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:49,168 You guys take care of the boxes. I'll go get some dinner. 9 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,211 I saw a ratburger joint around the corner. 10 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,046 - Oh, neat. - Gross! 11 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,884 I wish you wouldn't call them ratburgers in front of the kids. 12 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,432 All right. 13 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,851 I'll take care of this. 14 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,895 Why don't you go play with your sister. 15 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:10,063 Oh, Mom. She's a pain in the a... 16 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:15,110 OK. Don't play with your sister. Just hold the fort, OK? 17 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:19,823 - And keep an eye on your sister. - I'd rather watch Star Trek. 18 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,410 Phasers on "dull". 19 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:37,758 Pease porridge hot. Pease porridge cold. 20 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,386 Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old. 21 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,868 Pease porridge hot. Pease porridge cold. 22 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,996 Pease porridge in the pot... 23 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,706 Argh! 24 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:52,917 Wendy! 25 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,180 Wendy, where are you? 26 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:11,601 Pease porridge hot. Pease porridge cold. 27 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:12,936 Pease porridge in... 28 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,730 Wendy? 29 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,441 - Wendy? - Huh? 30 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:26,825 Wendy, are you down there? 31 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,381 Wendy Anne, don't fool around. 32 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,433 Are you in here? 33 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,733 Have you been playing with dead cats? 34 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,863 Okay. Okay, Wendy. 35 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,281 Keep hiding. 36 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:10,452 I'm gonna tell Dad and you're really gonna be in a lot of trouble. 37 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,497 - I got you! - Did not. 38 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,208 - Did, too. - Mom and Dad'll be really pissed 39 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,335 when they find out you've been hiding. 40 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,588 I got you! I got you! 41 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,882 I got you! 42 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,815 - Where'd you get that, honey? - I found it. 43 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,483 - Where? - Somewhere. 44 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:42,984 - Pretty. - Here we go. 45 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,194 I want the works. 46 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,238 You keep acting the way you have done, 47 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:47,531 I'll give you the works. 48 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:50,992 - What's that? - It's the works. 49 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:56,164 - But what's in it? - Just eat it, honey. It's good for ya. 50 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:59,584 - But what's in it? - Good stuff, honey. 51 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,809 What a pig! 52 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:20,647 Harry, have you been letting her read your monster magazines? 53 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:24,067 - More works. - More works what? 54 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,403 More works now. 55 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,739 Hey, bring back those ratburgers. 56 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:42,669 The creep pulled the fire alarm to keep me from the ratburgers. 57 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,588 Ow! 58 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,548 Wendy? Oh! 59 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,258 - Hello. - Sorry. 60 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,888 - Are those creatures yours? - Yes, sir. I'm afraid they are. 61 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,432 Here, let me help you up. My name is Harry Potter... 62 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,517 I'm Peter Dickinson. I live upstairs. 63 00:07:57,685 --> 00:08:01,480 - Ratburger! Ratburger! - Wendy! Harry! 64 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,107 - Kids! - Honey, they went that way. 65 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,610 That way. You're a big help. 66 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,987 Grrrrr! 67 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,282 - Wendy Anne! Sweetie? - Rrrrrr! 68 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:16,244 Ratburgers! Haaaaaa! 69 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:19,873 Harry Jr! 70 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,793 - Is she rabid? - She's excitable. She's... Kids! 71 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:26,838 That's Anne, my wife, and the little ones. 72 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,883 You have the distinction of owning 73 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,135 the only two children in this entire building. 74 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,846 We don't own 'em. We just rent. 75 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,432 Let me give it to you straight, Harry boy. 76 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,809 You see, I am a single, unattached guy. 77 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:44,022 And I live upstairs, right above you. Now, I'm into swinging. 78 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,110 Children having pillow fights at all hours while I'm trying to score 79 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:52,364 may cause a few strikeouts, you get me, Harry boy? 80 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,658 - Yes, sir. - Good! 81 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,744 Uh, Mr. Dickinson? 82 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,498 - Wrong apartment. - Shit! 83 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,256 Hello. 84 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,424 How are you doin'? 85 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,302 We just moved in. 86 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,930 - Just move in? - Ow! 87 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:21,685 - What the hell is going on out there? - She tried to bite me. 88 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:27,399 - The kids, they're a little upset. - Got any kids? 89 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,776 - Hey, can you take those off? - Huh? 90 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:34,239 - Can you take these off? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 91 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,449 Fire! 92 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:40,078 - It's a false alarm. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 93 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,833 Lieutenant Barry Taybor. US Marines. Retired now. 94 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,753 - Insurance is my battleground now. - My name's Harry Potter. 95 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,965 - Nice to meet you, Porter. - Potter. I review books. 96 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,758 - What? - I review books... 97 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,887 Oh, man! I never read 'em. Owned and operated by liberal scum. 98 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,557 They knock our president every chance they get. 99 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,601 Leave us wide open for the communist menace, 100 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,569 if know what I mean. 101 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,396 - I did do a little bit of ROTC. - All right! High five. 102 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,857 - High five. - Both hands. 103 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:13,778 Hey, Duke. Is this a false alarm or the real thing? 104 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,739 Duke? Who's Duke? 105 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,576 That's me. A lot of people think I look like John Wayne. 106 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,829 It's a false alarm. At ease, kids. I'll tell you this much. 107 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,166 Fire department's really gonna be PO'd. 108 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,460 I wish somebody would fix that fire alarm. 109 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:29,794 It goes off all the time. 110 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:33,006 One time we came back real late. We were a little drunk. 111 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,592 - The thing went off by itself. - I remember that. 112 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,844 Wait a minute here, pal. 113 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,430 I thought you told me it was the creep upstairs that did it, huh? 114 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,098 - It was. - It was. 115 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:45,143 Yeah? OK. 116 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,521 OK, this is Jeanette. Bill, this is Harry Plotter. 117 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,732 - Oh, hi. - No. Potter. 118 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:54,736 - Hi. William. - I'm Jeanette Cooper. Did you lose this? 119 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,364 - Oh, that's their dinner. - Ah! 120 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,784 Ratburgers! 121 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,703 - Honey... - Grrr! 122 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,792 - That΄s my daughter. - All right! Spirited kid. I like that. 123 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:12,087 - Hey, give me my ratburger. - Ratburger? 124 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,172 I'm gonna tea... 125 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,217 Hi. 126 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,178 This is my wife. 127 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,597 - Have you met Malcolm? - Who's Malcolm? 128 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,184 - He's an egghead. - A professor of English. 129 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,103 You'd probably get along with him, though. 130 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,438 - See, he reads newspapers. - Sometimes even books. 131 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,524 - Books? Wow! - He's a scholar. 132 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:36,069 Who set off the goddamn fire alarm? 133 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,571 - Oh, hi, Miss St. Clair. - Evening, ma'am. 134 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,366 Ma'am, I'm sorry. I think maybe my kids did that. 135 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,493 Oh, you think so, eh? 136 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,287 Somebody ought to tell that hook and ladder truck 137 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,290 outside my window that it's a false alarm. 138 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,585 I guess it might as well be me. 139 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,716 It's, uh... nice to meet you, Miss St. Clair. 140 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,387 Well, I... 141 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,056 Ah! 142 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,894 Well, so long. 143 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,981 - Grrr! - Wendy, don't throw that. Honey. 144 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,818 You don't throw things, honey. Listen, no... 145 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:21,197 What the hell is going on here? Wendy, those are important papers. 146 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:24,534 Sh. 147 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,329 You gotta calm down, sweetie. It's Daddy. 148 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,164 Ow! 149 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,916 - Wendy, cut that out. - Aargh! 150 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,253 Wendy, it's Daddy. It΄s Daddy. 151 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,798 I'm Godzilla! 152 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,678 - You little stinker. - Raaa! 153 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:48,266 - No more monster magazines, Harry Jr. - You scared Mommy and Daddy so much. 154 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:52,103 Where did you learn to growl like that, hm? 155 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:02,030 Stop that. You'll ruin your appetite. 156 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:06,284 - Never ruined my appetite before. - Would you stop that? 157 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,161 Honey... 158 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,749 Good morning, sweetie. You slept late. 159 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,876 You almost have the whole place fixed up. 160 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,336 You guys stay up all night? 161 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:20,131 - No. The apartment fairies did it all. - Not funny, Dad. 162 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,885 - Where's your sister? - She's still sleeping. 163 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,453 Pah pah pah pah! Yeah! 164 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,834 Well, babe. Was it what you expected? 165 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,877 - Unfortunately. - What? 166 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,546 Uh... 167 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,298 It was beyond what I expected. 168 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,347 - Feel like breakfast? - Sure. 169 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,058 There's some pancake mix in the kitchen. 170 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,102 Why don't you cook us up some? 171 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:18,439 Why don't you... go jump in a lake? 172 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,129 Good morning, sweetie. 173 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,798 Would you like some fresh orange juice? 174 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,675 There's some in the kitchen for you. 175 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,348 - I΄m worried about that child. - Does she look feverish? 176 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,018 No. She΄s not. I checked. Her temperature's fine. 177 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,353 Well, if she doesn't start acting more like herself, 178 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,315 tomorrow I'll take her to the doctor. I don΄t know what else to do. 179 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,400 - Oh, no. - What? 180 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,485 Look at this. 181 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,279 One less. 182 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,588 Cold. 183 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,175 Are you all right? Maybe you should go back to bed. 184 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:38,227 - Kids, what's going on in there? - Uh, I just tripped. 185 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,813 Couldn't get enough of me, huh, babe? 186 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,111 Hello. 187 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,537 Well, just make yourself at home. 188 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,752 Look, kid, I don't have any candy 189 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,130 and I don't play with toys. 190 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,676 C΄mon, kid, it's Saturday. I've got my whole day planned. 191 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,222 So why don't you just beat it? This isn't a playground. 192 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,308 Hee-hee. 193 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,937 I don't play hide-and-go-seek either. 194 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,369 Now, look. Enough is enough. 195 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,337 Now I got ya. 196 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,757 Holy shit. 197 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,595 No! Argh! 198 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,393 Argh! No! 199 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,938 Argh! No! Argh! 200 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:16,845 Oh. 201 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,527 Mm. 202 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,113 Ooh! 203 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,911 Ah. 204 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,538 Ahh. 205 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,661 Mm. 206 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,085 Eeeeh. 207 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,505 Ah. 208 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,633 Well, what do you want, short stuff? 209 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,011 - Have you seen my sister? - No. 210 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:07,306 Oh, good. Can I come in? I think I'm gonna throw up. 211 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,350 How could I resist an offer like that? 212 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,394 Go on in, the bathroom's on the right. 213 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:04,071 Not bad, eh? 214 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,092 - Well, did you pop your cookies? - No. False alarm. 215 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,802 Then there΄s no reason for you 216 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,387 to stay around here any longer, is there? 217 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,474 Oh, I don't wanna go right now, if it's OK with you. 218 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,642 Doesn΄t make any difference to me at all. 219 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,394 I'll just pretend you're not here. 220 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:39,065 Thanks. I feel safe here. 221 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,443 You're sounding like a ninny. 222 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,695 What the hell have you got to be afraid of? 223 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,948 I don't know. 224 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,373 Keep talking like that, you'll become an adult. 225 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:01,379 - Is all this stuff yours? - Of course it is. I live here, don΄t I? 226 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,049 Oh, yeah. What do you do? 227 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,261 Anything I damn well please. 228 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:17,228 My name's Harry Potter Jr. I just moved into this building. 229 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,897 I don't have any friends here. 230 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:22,400 My sister's going weird on me. I don't know why. 231 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:26,320 Strange things are happening. I'm really scared. 232 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,122 Eunice St. Clair. 233 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:40,084 Knock before you come in. The door is always open. 234 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,319 You should be more careful. 235 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:16,412 You might try being a little more polite, too. 236 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,831 Are you an elf? 237 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,751 No. I just resemble one. 238 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,880 - Why? Do you believe in elves? - Oh, yes. 239 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:30,092 Well, then, perhaps I might be one after all. 240 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:31,844 Where do you live? 241 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,804 In there. 242 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:38,225 - Well, so do I. What's your name? - Wendy Anne. 243 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:42,271 Malcolm Malory. Glad to meet you, Wendy Anne. 244 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,898 Well, come along. 245 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,067 Your parents are probably wondering where you are. 246 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,777 Yes, brother elf. 247 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,079 You call that a dragon? 248 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,421 Harry? 249 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,965 Harry, think you can tear yourself away from that 250 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,134 for a minute and go down the store for me? 251 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:14,512 Hello? Wendy's having a friend for dinner. 252 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,721 I need some milk. 253 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,140 - Sure, Mom. - Maybe she'd like to go with you? 254 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,559 No, no, no, it's okay. I don't mind going by myself. 255 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,354 Don't be silly. Wendy? 256 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,232 Honey? 257 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,361 Didn't you hear Mommy calling you, honey? 258 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,822 - No, Mommy. - Well, Mommy's baking a cake 259 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:34,907 and Harry's going to the store 260 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:36,325 to get some milk for your little friend. 261 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,243 You want to go with him? 262 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,204 No, I think I΄d rather stay here and play. 263 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:41,580 Okay. 264 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,805 Ah. 265 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,935 Hey, Mom, what's the matter with Wendy? 266 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,311 What do you mean? 267 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,897 She's... she's different. 268 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,023 Why do you say that? 269 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,234 I don't know. She's just not acting right. 270 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,152 Well, I think it's the new apartment. 271 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,963 We ought to give her a little time, okay? 272 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:18,033 - Yeah. I'd call a doctor. - Well, you worry too much, Harry. 273 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,709 You worry too much, Harry. 274 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:31,547 - Oof! - Hey, hey! 275 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,591 How's it going, champ? 276 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,763 Weird kid. 277 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:44,268 Probably reads a lot. 278 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,922 Well, Lord, I got to raise a fuss Oh, I gotta raise a holler. 279 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,891 I've been a-working all summer just to try to earn a dollar. 280 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,359 Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do. 281 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,819 Lord, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues 282 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,196 Harry. 283 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,784 Oh, well my mom and poppa told me. 284 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,911 "Son, you gotta make some money". 285 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,206 Honey. 286 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:54,588 "Well, if you wanna use the car to go a-ridin' next Sunday". 287 00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:01,261 Well, Lord, I didn't go to work I told the boss I was sick. 288 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:08,060 Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do. 289 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:12,231 Lord, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues. 290 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,449 Well. 291 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:24,702 Hello, there. 292 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,957 Hey. 293 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,876 So, you must be Har... 294 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,007 You must be, uh... Harry's daughter, right? 295 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,008 Right. 296 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,845 - What can I do for you? - I need some advice. 297 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:47,099 Oh, well, then you have come to the right guy. 298 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,435 Uncle Duke has seen just about everything 299 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,687 that there is to see there, little missy. 300 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,398 He's been around the world dozens of times 301 00:28:54,607 --> 00:29:00,112 and has stared death right in the face. 302 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,989 What does it look like? 303 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,117 What? 304 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,786 What does death look like? 305 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:10,456 Well, hell, I don΄t know. 306 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:15,210 Kind of, um... hard to explain. 307 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,800 - You're too young to understand anyway. - I understand. 308 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,511 Oh, you do? Do you? 309 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:28,390 - I know what death looks like. - That's good. What's it look like? 310 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,727 It looks something like this. 311 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:38,233 Jesus! Argh! 312 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,292 What are you? What the hell are you? 313 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,178 Oh. 314 00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,097 No. 315 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,958 Mom! Dad! 316 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,213 Dad! Mom! 317 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:10,200 Hi, honey. I'm just doin΄ my aerobics. 318 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,371 Why are you staring at me like that? 319 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,916 - Oh, Harry fell down outside and... - What? 320 00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,836 Harry fell down outside and he went to sleep. 321 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,713 Harry? 322 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,090 Oh, my God. 323 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,708 - What happened? - He fainted. 324 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,921 - Is he feverish? - No. I don't think so. 325 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,467 I just don't understand any of this. 326 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:11,094 - Harry? - Honey? 327 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,865 - You sure you΄re all right? - All systems go, sir. 328 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,868 Your warp factor seemed a little pooped just now. 329 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,995 I'll be OK, Dad. 330 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:40,499 Take it easy and Mom will bring in some food. 331 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,668 - Dad? - Yeah? 332 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,295 Do me a favour. Don't let Wendy in, okay? 333 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:49,424 - Why? - I mean, if I'm sick or anything... 334 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:51,635 I don't want her to catch it. 335 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:56,181 - She΄s just a kid, you know? - All right. You got it. 336 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:02,813 Yeah. 337 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:11,409 Oh, you look so pretty. 338 00:33:11,572 --> 00:33:13,532 What time did you tell your little friend to come? 339 00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:14,408 Seven, Mom. 340 00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,137 It's almost seven now. What's his name? 341 00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,120 Malcolm. 342 00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:20,914 Wanna help me set the table? Hm? 343 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,671 Hi, I΄m Malcolm Malory. 344 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,007 Hello. 345 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:32,092 Come on in. 346 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:37,180 - Pleased to meet you, Mr. Potter. - I'm sorry. My name is Harry. 347 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,266 How do you do? 348 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,562 - Honey! - Is Wendy΄s little friend here yet? 349 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,397 Yes, he is. 350 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,900 Oh... 351 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,322 Hi. I'm sorry. Wendy didn't tell me. 352 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,700 Children seldom do, Mrs. Potter. 353 00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,245 - Please call me Anne. - Malcolm! 354 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,372 Hello, Wendy. 355 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,749 Uh... 356 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,959 As much as I love chocolate milk, Mrs. Potter... 357 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,085 Thank you. 358 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,629 Malcolm, you want a quick one before dinner? 359 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:13,300 Sure, uh, gin and tonic will be fine, Harry. 360 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:17,971 You're... You're... 361 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:21,433 - Professor of English. - Oh. 362 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,436 You can forget the milk, honey. He's into gin and tonics. 363 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,356 I brought a note from my mother. 364 00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:30,776 That΄s very good. 365 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:40,535 Blues Magoos, wow. Haven΄t seen one of those in years. 366 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,121 Well, don't tell anyone about it. It'll show my age. 367 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,333 So, where΄s your little boy? 368 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,752 Wendy tell me she has an older brother. 369 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:53,965 Harry Jr? He had a fainting spell today and he's in sleeping. 370 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,593 - Nothing serious, I hope. - I hope not. 371 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:00,138 Maybe it's just the excitement of the move. 372 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,556 There you go, Malcolm. 373 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,309 - Thank you. - Cheers. 374 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:05,936 Cheers. 375 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:11,691 That isn't Spot our pet, Nancy. 376 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:17,072 That's something that looks like Spot, acts like Spot, even smells like Spot, 377 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,366 but in reality it's a Martian. 378 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,827 - You mean...? - Yes. 379 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:26,331 Our dog is a pod person from the planet Mars. 380 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:32,045 Actually, after I got my degree, 381 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:34,714 I wound up traveling with the circus for a while. 382 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:39,261 They needed a person to do some clown gags. 383 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,304 I was good at acrobatics. 384 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,515 Pay was good. Seemed like fun, so... 385 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,601 I wanted to run away with the circus when I was a kid. 386 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:49,479 - You did? Me, too. - Really? 387 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:50,564 Mm... 388 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:53,692 Maybe not run away. Maybe visit for a while. 389 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:58,446 - Read to us, Malcolm. - Maybe your parents wouldn't... 390 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:02,534 - You promised. - What's she got you roped into, Malcolm? 391 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,870 Your daughter's asked me to recite a pretty long piece. 392 00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,414 - What does she want to hear? - The Faerie Queene. 393 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,541 Heady stuff, squirt. 394 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:11,960 Not so surprising. Her father΄s a very great writer. 395 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:15,213 Well, not a great writer, but... 396 00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:19,801 - We΄re ready when you are, Malcolm. - Now, remember. 397 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,179 - This was written a long time ago. - We know! 398 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:23,597 We know. 399 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:33,690 "A gentle knight was riding across the plain," 400 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:38,528 all clad in mighty arms and silver shield, 401 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:42,449 wherein old dints and deep wounds did remain 402 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:46,119 "the cruel marks of many a bloody field." 403 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:50,123 "΄'Yet armies till that time did he never wield." 404 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:55,170 "His angry steed did chide his foaming bit." 405 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,683 ΄'Upon a great adventure he was bound, 406 00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:11,895 "that fairest Gloriana to him gave." 407 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:16,107 "The greatest, glorious queen of Fairyland." 408 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:26,553 ΄'Now, when that idle dream was to him brought 409 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:31,641 unto that elfin knight he bade him fly 410 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,811 where he slept soundly, void of evil thought 411 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:39,399 and with false shews abuse his fantasy... 412 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,459 Oh, Galwyn. 413 00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,627 It's starting again. 414 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,578 Are you all right? Arms up. 415 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:44,964 Well, I guess that ought to give those little suckers 416 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:46,591 something to think about. 417 00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:52,639 That may look like your canary Tweetie, my dear, but it's not Tweetie. 418 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,724 It may sing like Tweetie. 419 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:59,229 It may molt like Tweetie, it may even eat seed like Tweetie, but it's an alien. 420 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,815 - You mean...? - Yes. 421 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:05,985 Your canary is a pod person from the planet Mars. 422 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:26,339 - Feeling better? - Sure, Dad. 423 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,425 Morning, sweetie. 424 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,845 - Morning, Wendy. - Hi, honey. 425 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,056 Hey, that's mine. 426 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,892 Now it's mine. 427 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:41,479 - Wendy, give Harry back his juice. - No. 428 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,731 Honey, give Harry back his juice. 429 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,381 Mommy will pour you some of your own. 430 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,568 - See? - No. 431 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:49,028 Wendy, listen to your mother. 432 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,741 Wendy Anne! 433 00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:59,330 - That is a very bad girl. - Wendy, go to your room. 434 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,624 But I'm hungry. 435 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,501 Wendy... 436 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:08,131 Wendy Anne, you΄re going to your room. 437 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,593 - Honey, it's only a little juice. - No, Dad. No. 438 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:15,180 It's okay, she's probably just not feeling good, remember? 439 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:16,181 The move and all? 440 00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:18,808 Look, I don't care about the juice. 441 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:22,604 Anyways, I promised Miss St. Clair I'd eat with her. 442 00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:25,190 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 443 00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:27,650 - You sure? - Yeah. 444 00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:30,361 Harry? 445 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,896 Come in, Harry. 446 00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:08,816 - Hi, Eunice. - Hello. 447 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:14,864 - How did you know it was me? - I recognised the knock. 448 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,950 It's prepubescent. 449 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,713 Eunice... 450 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,799 Why are you here? 451 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,802 - I don΄t get you. - You're different, aren't you? 452 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:40,139 - Oh, yes. I like to think I am. - No, not like that. 453 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,976 Look at all this stuff. It΄s not normal. 454 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,770 It's all the things a kid would have. 455 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,231 An adult wouldn't have any stuff like this. 456 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,817 I like all this stuff. I've had it for years. 457 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,111 Hundreds, I bet. 458 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,239 You're fishing, kid. 459 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:03,037 - Eunice, are you a witch? - What of it? 460 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:07,500 Why are you here? 461 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:10,795 I'm here because I have to be. 462 00:43:15,509 --> 00:43:17,802 Just a second. 463 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:23,808 Just a sec. 464 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:26,644 - Hi. Do you like flowers? - Yeah. 465 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,855 These are for you. I picked them myself. 466 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:31,649 Wow! Thanks a lot, they΄re beautiful. 467 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:33,359 - So are you. - Thanks. 468 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:35,945 My name is Wendy Anne. I live downstairs. 469 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,448 - Oh, I'm Jeanette. - That΄s right. 470 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,369 Can I get you something to drink, or something? 471 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:44,120 Nope. 472 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:48,041 Oh, be careful with that. It's breakable. Be careful. 473 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:50,835 - This was you? - Uh-huh. I was about your age then. 474 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,004 You were pretty. 475 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,298 Thanks... I think. 476 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,801 - Beauty fades with age. - What? 477 00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:03,139 - This is your suitor? - No! 478 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,516 That's my boyfriend. His name's William. 479 00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:08,019 Yes, I know. 480 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:13,358 I΄ve got an audition today and I've got a lot to do, so, um... 481 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,902 if you wanna hang around or something you can. 482 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,153 I'll be right in here. 483 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:26,287 - How'd you become a witch? - I was a princess. 484 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:29,082 And that seemed a pretty dull thing to be to me. 485 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:31,584 - A real princess? - No, a phoney one. 486 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,753 Of course a real princess. 487 00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:35,672 Anyway, I fell in love 488 00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:39,217 with a handsome young wizard named Torok. 489 00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:40,706 And since we were to be married, 490 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,554 I thought it΄d be a good idea if we had something in common. 491 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:49,143 So I studied magic with a great old man named Galwyn. 492 00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:52,313 I was a pretty good student, too. 493 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:55,733 - Can you teach me to be a magician? - I could. 494 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,778 But I don't think I'm gonna have the time. 495 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:05,076 - Why not? You going somewhere? - I don't know, kiddo. I just don't know. 496 00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,621 - You cook good pancakes. - Thank you. 497 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:12,250 - They΄re made from nosey kids. - Yeah, right. Uh-oh! 498 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:14,919 Uh, how is your sister? 499 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,174 - She΄s not my sister. - What do you mean? 500 00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:24,178 I figured it out. 501 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:28,433 She looks like my sister. She acts like my sister. 502 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,394 She even sounds like my sister, but... 503 00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:32,895 But? 504 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,942 She's an alien. 505 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:41,320 It's like she΄s a pod person from the planet Mars. 506 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,405 No. 507 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,408 Close. But no cigar. 508 00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:13,895 Oh, mmm... 509 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,028 When did you first notice 510 00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:24,238 that your sister was behaving strangely? 511 00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:27,575 The day we moved in, which was Friday. 512 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:31,662 Ah, Friday. Yes. That's when it all would have started. 513 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,957 - Do you know what day Friday was? - Uh... 514 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,210 Star Trek weekend on Channel 11? 515 00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:40,546 Walpurgis Night. Witches' Sabbath. 516 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:44,300 The day when all the denizens of the unknown cavort. 517 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,136 - Cavort? - Party hearty, Harry. 518 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,847 Party hearty, Harry. 519 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:51,974 Oh, all right. 520 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,977 Harry, this is Galwyn. 521 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:58,022 Galwyn, this is Harry Potter Jr. 522 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:03,194 - It's a mushroom. - I told you I was a good student. 523 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:05,112 Huh! 524 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,532 He's seen better days. 525 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:15,248 Now, this whole transformation takes about 72 hours. 526 00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:19,293 - So we really don't have much time left. - We don΄t? 527 00:47:19,878 --> 00:47:22,797 Harry, your sister isn't an alien. 528 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,550 - She΄s something much worse. - What is she? 529 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:27,718 We don't have time to chat about that now. 530 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,804 I'll tell you all about it later, 531 00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:32,181 but for now I want you to go to your apartment 532 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,766 and keep an eye on your sister. 533 00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:36,519 Every adult in the world tells me to do that. 534 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:39,939 Well, I'm one adult who has a good reason to tell you to do that. 535 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,566 Now go on. Shoo. 536 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:07,884 Jeanette. 537 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:11,929 Hey! Jeanette. Hello? 538 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,725 Jeanette? 539 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,894 Jeanette! 540 00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:22,982 You need any help? 541 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:24,942 Hi. You must be the professor, right? 542 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:28,070 I'm William, I'm Jeanette's friend. I΄ve heard a lot about you. 543 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,121 Nice to meet you. What seems to be the problem? 544 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,742 It's no problem, really. 545 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,369 She was supposed to meet me about a half an hour ago. 546 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:36,954 We were going to go play some volleyball. 547 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:39,916 - But she never showed up. - That doesn't sound like her. 548 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:44,045 No, it doesn't. I was getting a little worried, to tell the truth. 549 00:48:44,212 --> 00:48:45,546 Hello? 550 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:49,175 - Seems like no one's home. - I΄II try the bell again. 551 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:56,098 Jeanette! Hey! Hello? 552 00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,226 Jeanette? 553 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:02,063 Ah! Oh! 554 00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:04,398 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 555 00:49:04,566 --> 00:49:06,108 I just got a migraine or somethin' 556 00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:08,277 like I got hit in the head with a softball. 557 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,988 - You want some aspirin or something? - No. No. 558 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:13,616 Thanks. I'll be okay. Thanks anyway. 559 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:14,951 Okay. 560 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:18,663 If you need to use the phone or anything, I'm right down the hall. 561 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:21,332 Okay, thanks a lot. Appreciate it. See ya. 562 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,085 Jeanette! 563 00:49:27,589 --> 00:49:29,465 Jeanette? 564 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:36,597 Hey, Jeanette? Hello? 565 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,519 Jeanette? 566 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,731 Hey! Jeanette! Hello? 567 00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:03,017 Mm. 568 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:09,148 Hi, Malcolm. 569 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,275 Hi, Wendy. Feeling better today? 570 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:12,443 Yeah. Thanks. 571 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:13,944 Why are you standing in the hallway like that? 572 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:17,031 Well, I've locked myself out of my apartment 573 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,283 and I can't seem to find my keys. 574 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:22,661 Well, the door's not locked, silly. See? 575 00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:24,538 Look. 576 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:37,718 - Um, would you like some juice? - Yes, thank you. 577 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,845 Okay. 578 00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:44,892 - Orange or apple? - Um... apple. 579 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:52,066 - I like your house, Malcolm. - Thank you. 580 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:58,239 You seem to be at peace with the world around you. 581 00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:01,492 What? 582 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,828 Oh, nothing. I said it looks neat. 583 00:52:04,996 --> 00:52:06,789 Thanks. 584 00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,419 Are you okay? 585 00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:15,506 - Sure, hon. - You're fibbing. 586 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,885 A little. 587 00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:24,306 - You're real sick, aren't you? - Does it show? 588 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:27,852 - No, but I can tell. - I bet you can. 589 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:34,233 Yes. I'm sick, and getting sicker every day, so the X-rays say. 590 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:38,112 - What's wrong? - Oh, it΄s complicated. 591 00:52:39,072 --> 00:52:42,074 Bone marrow and yucky stuff. 592 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,994 Doctors have their big names for it. 593 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:48,122 If you ask me, this old body΄s just worn out. 594 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:51,417 You're gonna die? 595 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,752 Looks that way. 596 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,880 Hey. 597 00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:58,257 Want me to draw you a picture? 598 00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:02,469 But you can΄t die, Malcolm. You're too special. 599 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,848 It's okay. 600 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:10,603 I was getting a little tired of this old body anyway. 601 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:12,021 Now... 602 00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:17,860 Do you want straight or floppy ears on this bunny? 603 00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,239 Oh, um... floppy. 604 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,619 Malcolm? 605 00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:29,455 Remember when I asked you if you were an elf? 606 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,165 Mm-hm. 607 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,542 Did you ever want to be? 608 00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:38,130 I did, actually. 609 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:42,927 When I was about your age, in fact. Maybe a little older. 610 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:48,307 Doctors were talking to my parents about recessive genes. 611 00:53:49,684 --> 00:53:52,603 I thought they were talking about pants. 612 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,523 It's funny what you think about when you're a child. 613 00:53:58,276 --> 00:54:02,071 I just didn't understand what was happening. 614 00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:08,953 My parents told me, "Malcolm, you're just not going to grow any more." 615 00:54:10,872 --> 00:54:14,750 I thought, ΄'Wouldn't it be wonderful 616 00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:19,922 ΄'if all this was happening to me because I was magic, 617 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,716 ΄'and not because I was sick?΄' 618 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:28,097 I used to sit in my bedroom and daydream... 619 00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:33,269 and wish that I'd wake up the next morning in a land filled with... 620 00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:38,107 unicorns and dragons and flying horses. 621 00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:44,321 And special people, just like I was. 622 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,369 I kept on waiting for that to happen. 623 00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:54,164 I kept on waiting. 624 00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:05,926 Hm. 625 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:11,765 Miss Cooper? Miss Cooper! 626 00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,560 Are you in there? 627 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,521 Oh, "Miss Cooper"! 628 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:20,691 Oh, no, damn it. I'm too late. 629 00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:26,363 Mr. Dickinson? 630 00:55:27,198 --> 00:55:30,576 Mr Dickinson, are you awake? 631 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:36,832 Barry? Barry, are you in there? 632 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:41,670 Duke? Anybody home? 633 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,756 Hello, there, Miss St. Clair. 634 00:55:43,923 --> 00:55:47,885 - Are we having a problem? - Does it look as though I have a problem? 635 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:51,263 No, you're looking for whales to harpoon, right? 636 00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:53,807 - You must be Harry's father. - That's right. 637 00:55:54,809 --> 00:55:57,561 Well, that explains his interest in monster movies. 638 00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:01,023 You should have seen me before I shaved. 639 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,567 Have you seen Jungle Jim lately? 640 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,278 Duke? No. I haven't seen him since Friday. 641 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:08,197 - Oh, damn it. - What΄s the matter? 642 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,365 What's the matter? 643 00:56:09,574 --> 00:56:12,201 Everybody in the entire building is just disappearing, 644 00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,410 that΄s all, one by one. 645 00:56:13,578 --> 00:56:14,870 Well, it is the weekend. 646 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,291 Do you know what day it was when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima? 647 00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:24,213 - It was on a weekend, right? - I don't know. 648 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:28,717 But it would be interesting to find out, wouldn't it? 649 00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:43,315 - Who was that? - The Wicked Witch of the West. 650 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:46,860 Honey, uh, have we unpacked the encyclopedia yet? 651 00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:49,113 Second shelf. 652 00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:56,412 - Harry, what are you doing? - Waiting for Wendy. 653 00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:59,581 - Why? - Because it's my job to watch her. 654 00:56:59,749 --> 00:57:02,126 Don't you think you're carrying the big brother bit a little too far? 655 00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:05,712 Dad, she's worse than a pod person. She΄s a monster. 656 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:09,508 She may look like Wendy. She may act like Wendy. 657 00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:13,262 She may even dress like Wendy, but she's something else. 658 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:18,267 Honey! Did you do a lot of drugs before we met? 659 00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:25,065 Professor Malory? 660 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:32,698 Professor Malory, are you all right? 661 00:58:20,955 --> 00:58:23,749 Welcome, brother elf. 662 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,462 Oh! 663 00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:58,075 It's a great dinner, Mom. 664 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,662 Yes, sir. A great dinner. 665 00:59:01,829 --> 00:59:03,622 Thank you, dear. 666 00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,291 Harry, you're not eating your dinner. 667 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,544 I am. 668 00:59:11,923 --> 00:59:14,758 - I love family life. - Uh, honey? 669 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:16,843 Harry, can you get me some coffee? 670 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:20,055 If you just take your eye off your sister for a second. 671 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:23,350 - Sure, Dad. - Just bring the pot over here. 672 00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:28,981 Oh, my God! Ice. 673 00:59:30,191 --> 00:59:31,733 - You OK? - Yeah. 674 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:34,278 What happened, Harry? 675 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,405 You know. 676 00:59:36,614 --> 00:59:38,532 Well, how does she know when I don΄t even know? 677 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:40,261 - Let me see your arm. - I'm fine, Mom. 678 00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:43,537 - Where does it hurt? - She does know, Dad. 679 00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:46,123 Believe me, she does. 680 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:00,804 Eunice... 681 01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:07,561 Eunice... 682 01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:20,907 Buzz off, you little creeps. 683 01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:01,782 Ah. 684 01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:12,042 Night-night. 685 01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,549 Oh, Harry. Oh! 686 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:46,511 There's some hot cocoa and a sweet roll in the kitchen. 687 01:02:46,679 --> 01:02:47,888 How did you know I was coming? 688 01:02:48,097 --> 01:02:51,308 You told your parents you were coming over for breakfast, didn΄t you? 689 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:53,602 I don't hang out with liars. 690 01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:04,279 Why don't you sit down? 691 01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:07,783 I saw Wendy last night like she really is, not when she's Wendy. 692 01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:10,285 Oh, you did, did you? 693 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:11,787 It was horrible. 694 01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:14,915 It had a beaky nose, long nasty nails. 695 01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:17,709 She looked just like that, didn't she? 696 01:03:18,711 --> 01:03:21,421 Yeah. How d'you know? 697 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,924 That, Harry my boy, is a troll. 698 01:03:24,091 --> 01:03:26,968 Or, more specifically, Torok the troll. 699 01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:35,268 - What's a troll? - Oh, a... a fairy of sorts. Mean. 700 01:03:35,436 --> 01:03:37,312 Very strong. 701 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,526 - Look at that. - Isn't that you? 702 01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:46,029 Yes. It's me. And that was Torok. 703 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:49,699 - Wasn't Torok... - Can the chatter and listen up. 704 01:03:52,411 --> 01:03:53,662 There. 705 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:57,749 Now, before there were countries, before there were presidents, 706 01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:02,420 there was just the world, one big place. 707 01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:06,508 And in this place, there were fairies and there were humans. 708 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,969 The leaders of both kingdoms decided 709 01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:11,263 that no side would rule the other. 710 01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:15,851 The kingdoms would be equally divided between the two of them. 711 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:20,021 But that didn't set well with Torok and some of the fairies. 712 01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:24,943 They wanted to control the world, so there was a great big war. 713 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:29,114 The good humans won and the rebel fairies were condemned to darkness. 714 01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:32,284 - And Torok was turned into a troll. - Yes. 715 01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:35,245 For all eternity. 716 01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:37,622 But now he has vowed his revenge. 717 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:40,584 He still wants to rule the world with his army, 718 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:41,918 and that's why he΄s here. 719 01:04:42,086 --> 01:04:46,214 - And that's why you're here. To stop him. - That's my job, kiddo. 720 01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:48,300 But what is he doing here? 721 01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:51,595 I'm not quite sure, but I think that 722 01:04:51,804 --> 01:04:55,140 he's going from apartment to apartment. 723 01:04:55,308 --> 01:05:00,604 He΄s transforming sections of this building into different fairy worlds. 724 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:04,566 And when he has succeeded in transforming them all, 725 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:09,195 a single fairy universe will be formed within this building. 726 01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:13,116 It'll be filled with all his old fairy pals, 727 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,201 and when that's done, 728 01:05:15,369 --> 01:05:20,415 that universe will burst forth, like a fourth dimension. 729 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:24,711 - What about Wendy? - She΄s alive somewhere. 730 01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:29,215 - How can you be sure about that? - When Torok wipes out humanity, 731 01:05:29,383 --> 01:05:32,010 he will save one token specimen. 732 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:36,681 A fair-haired maiden, and she will serve as the princess of the fairies. 733 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:41,019 Listen up, kid. We're getting right down to the wire here. 734 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:45,899 Torok has just three days in which to complete his universe, 735 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:49,402 or else he misses his cosmic chance. 736 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:53,531 He's running out of time and apartments. 737 01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:56,910 There are just two pieces of the puzzle left: 738 01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,662 My apartment and yours. 739 01:05:58,871 --> 01:06:01,206 - Here. - Ooh! 740 01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:06,878 Plunge this weapon deep into the heart of Torok΄s universe. 741 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:08,254 Where can I find that? 742 01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:11,174 Well, Torok has always been a little melodramatic. 743 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:15,261 So just look for the biggest, most powerful creature you can find. 744 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:20,558 It΄ll be mean, it'll be ugly and it will not be glad to see you. 745 01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:30,735 - See ya. - Ah. 746 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:38,034 I hope so, Harry. 747 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:41,162 I hope so. 748 01:06:57,471 --> 01:06:58,847 Torok! 749 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,641 You harm one hair on Harry΄s head 750 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:06,354 and I΄II make your life a living hell for all eternity. 751 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,865 All right, my love. 752 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,368 Once more, for old times' sake. 753 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,673 Harry, what are you doing? 754 01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:36,718 - Waiting. - For what? 755 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:39,846 - A stray dragon. - Oh. 756 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:42,098 Well, that's... 757 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,971 Oh, stop it! 758 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,978 There. That΄s more like it. 759 01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:33,650 All right, Torok. Show yourself. 760 01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:37,445 It's Eunice. 761 01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:41,282 Your dear Eunice. 762 01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,642 Where are all your little friends, Torok? 763 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,603 Are they hiding from me, too? 764 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,856 Damn. I should have known. 765 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,233 Oh. Ohh... 766 01:10:15,502 --> 01:10:16,878 Ohh! 767 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,465 Whoa! 768 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:21,799 Damn! 769 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:39,192 All right. If it's a fight you want it's a fight you'll get. 770 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,991 Eunice. 771 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,411 Eunice! Eunice, are you OK? 772 01:11:34,456 --> 01:11:36,040 Argh! 773 01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:40,420 All right, kiddo. It's up to you now. Don't blow it. 774 01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,964 Eunice! No! 775 01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:47,385 Go on. Get in there and save your sister. 776 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,670 What was that? 777 01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,190 Honey... 778 01:12:45,402 --> 01:12:47,403 Shut that damn door. 779 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:51,199 He can't take over if you keep him out of your home. 780 01:12:53,243 --> 01:12:55,787 What is going on out there? 781 01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:59,916 I don't know, but I'm listening to that tree. 782 01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:13,846 Harry Potter Jr. 783 01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:16,808 Harry Potter Jr. 784 01:13:16,975 --> 01:13:19,977 Harry Potter Jr! 785 01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:23,856 Harry Potter Jr! Harry Potter Jr! 786 01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:38,830 Wendy. 787 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,549 Ow! 788 01:14:04,314 --> 01:14:06,399 Wendy. Wendy. 789 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:11,696 Oh! 790 01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:18,661 Oh, God. 791 01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:39,766 Harry! 792 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:51,986 Ahh! 793 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:02,663 Oh, my God! 794 01:15:24,436 --> 01:15:25,937 Go! 795 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,658 No, no! 796 01:15:38,825 --> 01:15:40,660 Not the girl! 797 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,707 - No! - Harry! 798 01:16:02,015 --> 01:16:03,891 Run! 799 01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:29,500 Dad! Mom! Open the door! 800 01:16:39,803 --> 01:16:41,804 - Huh? - Gotcha! 801 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:43,491 Hey! 802 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,118 You did pretty good in there... for a human. 803 01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:07,139 Station΄s down on Main Street. 804 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:09,684 - They΄ll fill out your report there. - Uh-huh. 805 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:16,065 OK. That's all. Show's over. 806 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:19,193 All right, everybody. Let's move along now. 807 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,154 Let΄s go. Break it up. Let΄s go home now. 808 01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:30,246 - What do you think happened here? - Nothing. 809 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:33,666 Someone probably had their stereo on too loud. 810 01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,292 Must have been one of those kids. 811 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:37,503 - Place sure looks normal. - Hm. 812 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:40,881 Let's play it safe. I'll check this side of the building out. 813 01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:42,758 Right. 813 01:18:43,305 --> 01:19:43,507 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 59517

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