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Trixie.
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Gabe, could she use
the bathroom first?
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l really gotta pee.
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Yeah, sure.
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She's company, Gabe.
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l'll be fast.
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You didn't have to stay out
all night.
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l fell asleep in the hall.
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l thought Judy was coming back
from Paris tonight.
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That's right.
l need the apartment tonight.
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No problem.
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Penny, Penny, Twitty,
and Faffenburger.
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Vivian Faffenburger's office,
Gabriel speaking.
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-Hey, babe.
-Katherine.
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-Are you busy?
-l'm so busy.
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-Good, can you talk?
-Sure.
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So, that cute guy
we met at Footlight Records...
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took me to dinner.
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Oh, that's great.
Oh, my God, babe.
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Dress rehearsal totally sucked,
but that's good luck, right?
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No. He took me to dinner because
he wanted me to play piano...
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for one of his auditions for
the national tour of ''Titanic.''
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lt wasn't a date.
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Men are such scum.
Can you run lines with me?
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Sure, just a sec.
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Oh, great.
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Chapter fourteen, right?
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OK. Who is he, the Son of man?
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ls he as beautiful as you are?
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Get thee behind me.
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l hear in the palace
the beating of the wings...
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of the angel of death.
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-Jokanen.
-Who speaketh?
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l am amorous
of your mouth, Jokanen.
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lt is like a pomegranate cut
in twain with a knife of ivory.
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There is nothing in the world
so red as your mouth.
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Suffer me to kiss your mouth.
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Don't tell me.
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You better tell me.
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Never, daughter of Babylon...
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daughter of Sodom, never!
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This needs to go out
this afternoon.
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-Never!
-Gotta go.
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Call me later.
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Can you sign my timecard?
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Hard day at the office?
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Did you find a rhyme
for the lyric in the second ''A''?
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l'm working on it.
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Uh, what's with the umbrella?
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What am l supposed to sing?
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Should l hum or what?
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Yeah, yeah, hum.
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Or maybe la la la.
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-Fine.
-l'll wing it.
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Are we in studio ''D,''
because l hate...
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what the acoustics
in that room do to my voice.
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OK, this is the song for
the second act of my musical.
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Uh, it will be sung
by the character of--
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Once again, my friend
Katherine Lamberg...
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will be singing the part
of Dorkus the maid.
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Oh, and she brought her picture
and r�sum�...
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in case anyone's interested.
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l will be reading
the part of Rodrigo...
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and stage directions.
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OK. OK, Rodrigo's just finished
his big ballad...
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applause, applause, applause.
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That's some story.
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lt would take a miracle
for me to ever love again.
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But miracles can happen.
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l've never seen one.
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Never?
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Well, not for a very long time.
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Buck up, Rodrigo.
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l think you're just about due
for a miracle.
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They kiss.
Rodrigo exits.
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l've heard
that all the world's a stage
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And we are only players
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Acting out
some predetermined page
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But it is lonely as can be
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With nobody opposite me
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Then
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Enter you
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Voila, it's showtime
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You brought the house down
with a dance and a dum
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Diddy
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Enter you
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ln less than no time
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La la la la la
la la lum litty
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Up went the curtain
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My lines felt wrong
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lntermission seemed so far away
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The plot uncertain
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The scenes too long
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Life was like
an uninspiring play
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But
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Now you're here
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We meet stage center
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l thought my story line
was through
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Then, enter you
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Now you're here
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We meet stage center
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l thought my story line
was through
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Then
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From the blue
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Enter
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You
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You were great.
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l really liked it.
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Thanks.
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But, do you think this is how
the maid would really behave?
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Well, this isn't reality.
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l mean, we're talking about
a maid who belts E-flats here.
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l mean, you don't have people
walking down the street...
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bursting into song
and dancing, right?
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Except maybe
in the West Village.
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Ha ha, just kidding.
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Anyway, Gabriel,
you made your point...
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but it's still important
that the writer tell the truth.
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l mean, ''Enter you''?
l don't know.
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l mean, she's just been kissed.
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Have you captured
that feeling you get...
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after a really great kiss--
the best kiss you ever had?
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lt's exciting,
and it's terrifying...
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and it's sexy and...
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and maybe you think
you could fall in love.
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You know what l mean?
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Well, you know,
Rodrigo and Dorkus just met.
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l mean, if we were talking about
how people really behave...
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l can't have them falling
in love on the first night.
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That wouldn't be believable.
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Well, not if you don't
believe it.
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l mean, why is she singing this?
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Would you sing it?
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l hope l didn't
embarrass you in there.
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No more than l embarrassed
myself presenting the song.
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He gets funny when his songs
don't go over on the first try.
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Oh, don't do that.
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He's got a copy at home.
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Listen, the best advice
anybody ever gave me...
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l was writing a libretto...
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for a musical version
of ''Satyricon.''
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l was having a little trouble...
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getting into ancient Rome
and sex orgies, bestiality--
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This was in college.
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So, this professor tells me that
l should wear silk underpants...
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and eat pomegranate seeds
out of a goblet.
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-Silk underpants?
-lt changed everything.
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Gabriel, you gotta grab life
by the balls.
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You gotta try
for the unexpected.
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lt's the only way
to get the good stuff.
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They're just jealous.
You didn't flop.
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l know what a flop feels like,
and this definitely was a flop.
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You're too sensitive.
Forget about it.
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l put a ticket for my show
tonight under your name.
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lt's a comp, so don't let them
intimidate you into paying.
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Can you put these
in your backpack?
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-So, what do you want to do now?
-l don't know.
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-What's that?
-Just something someone gave me.
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Some gay bar that charges
three bucks for a Diet Coke?
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l will see you at your show,
OK, Katherine?
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Where are you going?
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l thought we could grab
a chicken Caesar at Cozy's.
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What?
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l said hey.
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What do you do?
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What do l do?
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Writer.
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What do you write?
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Musicals.
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l feel really lame
telling people that...
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because it makes me
seem like a queen...
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which l don't think l am...
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but it wouldn't matter
if l was anyway.
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Except, l'm not.
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You got a boyfriend?
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Would l be here
if l had a boyfriend?
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l've got one.
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Really?
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And where is he?
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He's at home.
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You want to come over?
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We don't live far from here.
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l think l see a friend.
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You should be dancing up there!
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lt's kind of loud!
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You could!
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You want to?
l know the owner.
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No, thanks.
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Diet Coke with lime.
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Do you do that?
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What?
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Are you a go-go boy?
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l used to be.
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Too much beer.
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But you'll see me up there again
someday.
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l don't know how to dance.
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Not like that.
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You just got to do it, man.
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Watch.
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Yeah, you just gotta do it, man.
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Does it pay well?
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lt depends.
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You see, you work for tips.
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Sometimes you make a hundred...
205
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and if they like you,
you make a hundred and fifty.
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And...if you do
the other stuff...
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Shove off, baby.
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That's all you're getting
from me tonight.
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Do you do the other stuff?
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00:15:23,502 --> 00:15:27,598
No, not since l found Jesus.
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You're cute as shit.
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00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,690
You live around here?
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Yeah, but my roommate
will be back in about two hours.
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You can do a lot in two hours.
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Hi. l'm--l'm Gabriel.
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Mark. l'm Mark.
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Wow, this is really awkward.
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l said this is awkward.
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Which way?
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Which floor are you on?
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Five.
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lt's just one more flight.
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This is it.
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lt sticks sometimes.
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Oh, babe, you scared me.
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l hope you're not allergic.
227
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:49,965
Why are you here?
228
00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:51,333
l left three messages.
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l'm using your computer,
updating my r�sum�.
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What are you guys up to?
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Just hanging out.
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Oh, uh, well,
l need to get to my show...
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as soon as this
is done printing.
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ls this a bad idea?
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No, no. lt's a good idea.
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00:20:17,129 --> 00:20:19,461
Really.
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Hi. l'm Katherine Lamberg.
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l'm an actress.
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We don't have any chairs, so...
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Maybe l should go.
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This won't take too long.
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00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:55,733
How many r�sum�s
are you printing?
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A hundred and fifty.
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l'm in an all-female production
of ''Salome''...
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set in a women's penitentiary.
246
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lt's non-equity.
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That sounds great.
248
00:21:19,091 --> 00:21:20,422
Really?
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00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:23,223
l'm a slave, but l understudy
John the Baptist.
250
00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:24,854
There's a performance tonight
at midnight.
251
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Maybe you could come
with Gabriel.
252
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:30,564
Maybe. Uh...
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00:21:32,338 --> 00:21:34,568
You two are roommates?
254
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But we're very close.
255
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:39,371
l even take care of his dog.
Trixie.
256
00:21:39,411 --> 00:21:43,370
l live with this guy--Rich.
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He's straight.
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Gabe, l talked to my mother.
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She called you
my boyfriend again.
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00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:53,080
lsn't that funny?
261
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That's funny.
262
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She still calls you that...
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even though we haven't been
dating since high school.
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00:21:58,964 --> 00:22:01,125
We weren't really dating.
265
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,930
Ask anyone from El Camino.
They'll say we were.
266
00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:06,460
We went to one prom
back when l thought l was--
267
00:22:06,505 --> 00:22:07,995
Thought he liked girls then.
268
00:22:09,508 --> 00:22:12,671
And l was always wondering
why l was making the first move.
269
00:22:12,711 --> 00:22:14,201
l thought it was me.
270
00:22:14,246 --> 00:22:15,508
l told my mother Gabriel's gay.
271
00:22:15,547 --> 00:22:17,412
And she was, like,
''Oh, really? You never said.''
272
00:22:17,449 --> 00:22:20,282
l was, like, ''Didn't l mention
he's a musical theater writer?
273
00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:23,755
''Hello! Do l have
to spell it out for you?''
274
00:22:23,789 --> 00:22:25,313
That was a million years ago.
275
00:22:25,357 --> 00:22:27,621
You know what Gabe
used to call me?
276
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,685
Puss. You're so kooky.
277
00:22:29,728 --> 00:22:32,288
l had this James Bond thing,
you know, uh...
278
00:22:32,331 --> 00:22:34,492
Octopussy, Pussy Galore.
279
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,161
Hmm. l didn't like it
when other people said it...
280
00:22:37,202 --> 00:22:40,194
but it was OKwhen Gabe
called me Puss or Puss-Puss...
281
00:22:40,239 --> 00:22:41,365
or Pussy.
282
00:22:41,407 --> 00:22:43,272
Actually,
l didn't really like Pussy.
283
00:22:43,308 --> 00:22:45,003
Do you have any nicknames?
284
00:22:45,044 --> 00:22:47,376
Beer Can.
285
00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:51,206
Did you used to drink a lot
in college?
286
00:22:52,518 --> 00:22:55,316
Gabe's writing a part for me
in his musical--the maid.
287
00:22:55,354 --> 00:22:57,652
lt's actually a very big part.
lt's really good.
288
00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:59,555
l sing all his songs.
He's a wonderful writer.
289
00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:00,956
You're so very talented.
290
00:23:00,993 --> 00:23:04,485
l don't know how l feel about
writing musicals right now.
291
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:07,090
l just know you're gonna be
the next Andrew Lloyd Webber...
292
00:23:07,132 --> 00:23:08,793
or Stephen Sondheim
or something.
293
00:23:08,834 --> 00:23:11,098
l spent the last eight years
of my life writing...
294
00:23:11,136 --> 00:23:14,037
in a genre that's been dying
a slow death since ''Gypsy.''
295
00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:15,734
He's a golden boy.
He really is.
296
00:23:15,774 --> 00:23:17,139
You love musicals.
297
00:23:17,176 --> 00:23:18,803
l used to.
298
00:23:18,844 --> 00:23:23,747
Musicals are way too contrived
and phony and campy and stupid.
299
00:23:23,782 --> 00:23:25,306
l don't even know
why l write them.
300
00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:26,578
You write songs?
301
00:23:28,754 --> 00:23:30,619
The music, too?
302
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,756
And you...play the piano?
303
00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:36,920
Let's do a number!
304
00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:40,398
Just one. He'll love it.
His songs are so great.
305
00:23:40,432 --> 00:23:43,060
Katherine, l don't think that
Mark's interested in my songs.
306
00:23:43,102 --> 00:23:45,195
Do one.
307
00:23:47,239 --> 00:23:48,365
Really?
308
00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:50,534
Yeah.
l'd like to hear one.
309
00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:51,838
See?
310
00:23:53,712 --> 00:23:56,272
All right. One number,
and then you're leaving.
311
00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:58,374
-Cross your heart?
-Cross my heart.
312
00:23:58,417 --> 00:24:00,285
God, l have to get
to my show anyway.
313
00:24:00,285 --> 00:24:01,650
Oh, this is so fun.
314
00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:04,212
l tell ya, if Harold Prince
heard this...
315
00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:14,525
l've heard that
all the world's a stage
316
00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:17,227
And we are only players
317
00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:20,932
Acting out
some predetermined page
318
00:24:22,608 --> 00:24:26,237
But it is lonely as can be
319
00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:32,946
With nobody opposite me
320
00:24:32,985 --> 00:24:34,919
Then
321
00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:38,622
Enter you
322
00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:40,648
Voila, it's showtime
323
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,489
God, l'm sorry, but that dog...
324
00:24:47,633 --> 00:24:49,430
You sing.
325
00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:51,060
No, l sing his songs.
326
00:24:51,103 --> 00:24:53,571
You were singing with her.
327
00:24:53,605 --> 00:24:57,200
-l was?
-Yeah. Sing it.
328
00:24:58,677 --> 00:25:00,110
Well, Katherine usually--
329
00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:01,407
l'll sing along with you.
330
00:25:01,446 --> 00:25:03,175
Let him do it alone.
331
00:25:13,325 --> 00:25:14,917
l heard that
all the world's a st--
332
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,951
No. Just where she left off.
333
00:25:20,966 --> 00:25:23,560
Enter you
334
00:25:23,602 --> 00:25:26,264
Voila, it's showtime
335
00:25:26,305 --> 00:25:27,966
You brought the house down
336
00:25:28,006 --> 00:25:31,567
With a dance and a dum-diddy
337
00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:34,044
Enter you
338
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,912
ln less than no time
339
00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:39,941
l, uh, still have
to figure out this part.
340
00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:43,254
Up went the curtain
341
00:25:43,288 --> 00:25:44,880
l've got it.
342
00:25:50,929 --> 00:25:53,193
Perry.
How's it going?
343
00:25:53,232 --> 00:25:55,063
l was feeling, you know,
a little torchy...
344
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,534
a little chanteusey, so l
stumbled into a piano bar...
345
00:25:57,569 --> 00:25:59,366
and thought l'd belt out
some of my better numbers...
346
00:25:59,404 --> 00:26:00,666
for a bunch of boozy
old fairies.
347
00:26:00,706 --> 00:26:03,106
l knew you wouldn't want
to miss that.
348
00:26:03,141 --> 00:26:07,669
Wow. Thanks, but Katherine's
opening in a show tonight.
349
00:26:07,713 --> 00:26:09,203
Oh, l understand.
350
00:26:09,248 --> 00:26:11,648
But, you know, you could stop by
later, after her show.
351
00:26:11,683 --> 00:26:13,150
l'll probably be here
till pretty late.
352
00:26:13,185 --> 00:26:14,652
You know where
Eighty-eight's is, right?
353
00:26:14,686 --> 00:26:16,950
Yeah. lt's around the corner
from that play you took me to.
354
00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:19,423
-The one with--
-Greg Louganis, right.
355
00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:21,016
-Right.
-Great.
356
00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:25,354
Friend.
357
00:26:25,397 --> 00:26:26,830
You should sing more.
358
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,061
Thanks.
359
00:26:32,271 --> 00:26:34,068
lt's done.
360
00:26:34,106 --> 00:26:37,439
No, it's not.
lt ran out of paper.
361
00:26:41,546 --> 00:26:42,774
lt's done.
362
00:26:52,524 --> 00:26:54,219
Can you see me out?
363
00:27:10,108 --> 00:27:11,268
Babe...
364
00:27:12,411 --> 00:27:14,436
He's a go-go boy.
365
00:27:17,449 --> 00:27:18,746
Well, l'm going.
366
00:27:18,784 --> 00:27:20,684
Your name's on the comp list.
You're gonna be there, right?
367
00:27:20,719 --> 00:27:23,711
Yeah. And Rich
is coming back soon. OK?
368
00:27:23,755 --> 00:27:25,723
-One or two?
-What?
369
00:27:25,757 --> 00:27:27,224
One or two tickets?
370
00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:29,386
Well, is the go-go boy
coming to my show?
371
00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:31,020
l don't know.
372
00:27:31,063 --> 00:27:32,997
Put me down for one.
373
00:27:33,031 --> 00:27:36,194
Hmm. You know,
now that my show's opening...
374
00:27:36,234 --> 00:27:37,861
l won't have
to rehearse so much.
375
00:27:37,903 --> 00:27:39,962
Maybe we can finally go see
Helen Reddy sing...
376
00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:41,131
and get a baked Alaska.
377
00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:43,733
-OK, great.
-Great.
378
00:27:43,775 --> 00:27:45,106
Bye, babe.
379
00:27:53,652 --> 00:27:54,846
Finally.
380
00:28:32,357 --> 00:28:33,619
You're really cute.
381
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:52,438
Maybe if l played the piano,
l could relax.
382
00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:55,608
Whatever.
383
00:29:44,729 --> 00:29:46,060
Keep playing.
384
00:30:03,081 --> 00:30:04,309
Oh, my God.
385
00:30:04,349 --> 00:30:05,509
Feel good?
386
00:30:07,385 --> 00:30:08,909
Do you like that?
387
00:30:13,325 --> 00:30:14,451
All right.
388
00:30:14,493 --> 00:30:15,653
And...
389
00:30:17,796 --> 00:30:19,855
What if you...
390
00:30:19,898 --> 00:30:21,365
went over here?
391
00:30:21,399 --> 00:30:23,196
Where?
392
00:30:23,235 --> 00:30:25,260
Down here.
393
00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:28,101
There? What do you want me to do
down there?
394
00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:30,836
l've always wanted someone
to go down on me...
395
00:30:30,876 --> 00:30:33,436
while l was playing the piano.
396
00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:36,811
Oh, my God, l can't believe
l just told you that.
397
00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:38,748
l've never told anyone that.
398
00:30:39,851 --> 00:30:41,512
You want to do it?
399
00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:45,847
l'll just scoot out
so you can get in.
400
00:30:58,737 --> 00:31:01,035
Uh...just a sec.
401
00:31:07,345 --> 00:31:08,835
Yeah, girl.
402
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,476
Backyard.
403
00:31:13,752 --> 00:31:14,878
Out in the backyard.
404
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,616
Good girl, Trixie.
405
00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:27,628
l'm sorry.
406
00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:33,570
Are you uncomfortable?
407
00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:35,004
lt's OK.
408
00:31:37,909 --> 00:31:39,536
What?
409
00:31:39,578 --> 00:31:41,773
l don't know what to play.
410
00:31:41,813 --> 00:31:43,246
Does it matter?
411
00:31:54,726 --> 00:31:55,852
Sorry.
412
00:31:55,894 --> 00:31:58,954
Do you like show tunes?
413
00:31:58,997 --> 00:32:02,728
Uh, l'm a little too nervous
to play classical.
414
00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:04,234
lt's your fantasy.
415
00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:07,568
Well, in my fantasy,
l take requests.
416
00:32:08,673 --> 00:32:10,664
Shit!
Get dressed.
417
00:32:20,485 --> 00:32:23,943
Gabriel, you just got music
in your bones.
418
00:32:23,989 --> 00:32:26,389
What's going on?
419
00:32:26,424 --> 00:32:28,449
l need the apartment.
420
00:32:28,493 --> 00:32:30,290
Mark wanted to hear my songs.
421
00:32:30,328 --> 00:32:33,297
And...you're early.
422
00:32:33,331 --> 00:32:36,732
And...l need the apartment.
423
00:32:39,437 --> 00:32:41,837
She's been in France all summer.
424
00:32:42,574 --> 00:32:45,509
Yeah, and you're early.
425
00:32:45,543 --> 00:32:48,535
And l told you l needed
the apartment tonight.
426
00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:52,911
Can we talk about this
in the bathroom?
427
00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:01,857
What's Trixie doing
on the fire escape?
428
00:33:01,893 --> 00:33:03,884
Please. l only need an hour.
429
00:33:03,928 --> 00:33:05,088
Please, please, please, Rich...
430
00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:07,428
'cause l really, really want
to do this.
431
00:33:07,465 --> 00:33:08,727
l'm really, really into him...
432
00:33:08,767 --> 00:33:10,997
and it's not like l get
to do this very often.
433
00:33:11,036 --> 00:33:12,469
And l slept out in the hall
last night.
434
00:33:12,504 --> 00:33:13,664
Will you--Shh!
435
00:33:17,976 --> 00:33:20,206
What Judy and l have is special.
436
00:33:20,245 --> 00:33:21,371
Special?
437
00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:23,711
And l get the impression
that you disrespect...
438
00:33:23,748 --> 00:33:26,615
the love that Judy and l share,
and that hurts.
439
00:33:26,651 --> 00:33:28,915
l expect it from my parents.
440
00:33:28,953 --> 00:33:30,978
They don't know.
But you?
441
00:33:31,022 --> 00:33:34,082
You of all people, l thought
you would understand.
442
00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:37,390
This is really hard for me.
443
00:33:37,429 --> 00:33:38,691
l don't know how to meet people.
444
00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:41,198
l get really weird...
445
00:33:41,232 --> 00:33:43,564
and l make it more important
than it should be.
446
00:33:47,172 --> 00:33:48,469
Can't you do it tomorrow night?
447
00:33:48,506 --> 00:33:50,269
She's been in France all summer.
448
00:33:50,308 --> 00:33:53,175
You can't ask a one-night stand
to come back tomorrow night!
449
00:33:54,212 --> 00:33:55,839
Let's flip for it.
450
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,347
Shit.
451
00:33:57,382 --> 00:33:59,850
-Flip?
-Yeah, flip.
452
00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:03,944
Heads.
453
00:34:03,988 --> 00:34:05,387
No! Tails!
454
00:34:09,928 --> 00:34:11,793
l have a token.
455
00:34:12,864 --> 00:34:13,990
What are you looking for?
456
00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:15,829
Condom.
457
00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:19,526
You want ''New York City
Transit Authority''...
458
00:34:19,571 --> 00:34:21,334
or ''Good for one fare''?
459
00:34:21,373 --> 00:34:23,341
Merci.
460
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:24,603
''Good for one fare.''
461
00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:49,226
Where do you live?
462
00:34:49,267 --> 00:34:51,360
Brooklyn.
463
00:34:52,637 --> 00:34:55,265
Yeah. But let's not go
all the way out there.
464
00:34:55,306 --> 00:34:57,433
Oh, you have a boyfriend
or something?
465
00:34:57,475 --> 00:35:00,273
No, but it's not really
my apartment.
466
00:35:00,311 --> 00:35:03,280
You see, l rent the room
from this old woman...
467
00:35:03,314 --> 00:35:05,942
and she doesn't like me
bringing guys back to the place.
468
00:35:05,984 --> 00:35:08,714
lf you're not into this,
l totally understand.
469
00:35:08,753 --> 00:35:10,050
No, l am.
470
00:35:15,627 --> 00:35:17,959
Well, what about Wonder Bar?
471
00:35:17,996 --> 00:35:20,464
What do we want to go
to a bar for?
472
00:35:20,498 --> 00:35:23,695
Right. Right.
473
00:35:23,735 --> 00:35:25,999
Yeah.
l usually don't go to bars.
474
00:35:26,037 --> 00:35:28,130
Well, l did tonight, but...
475
00:35:28,173 --> 00:35:30,607
Well, l go to bars,
but not a lot.
476
00:35:32,277 --> 00:35:33,972
l used to think
l didn't like gay people...
477
00:35:34,012 --> 00:35:37,106
but now, actually, l think
that l do like gay people.
478
00:35:37,148 --> 00:35:39,981
There was a time
that l felt like...
479
00:35:40,018 --> 00:35:42,179
l wasn't one of them.
480
00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:43,881
You know? Culturally.
481
00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:47,617
You suck dick, right?
482
00:35:50,195 --> 00:35:54,689
Yeah, but what l mean is,
l don't have bleached hair...
483
00:35:54,732 --> 00:35:56,165
and l don't look good
in Lycra...
484
00:35:56,201 --> 00:35:58,635
and l don't work out...much.
485
00:35:58,670 --> 00:36:01,798
You ever had a boyfriend?
486
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,503
l wouldn't call him a boyfriend.
487
00:36:05,543 --> 00:36:08,478
He was actually something
totally random.
488
00:36:08,513 --> 00:36:10,140
l met him in the library...
489
00:36:10,181 --> 00:36:11,307
and he was really cute...
490
00:36:11,349 --> 00:36:13,647
and he had this ltalian accent,
which l love.
491
00:36:13,685 --> 00:36:15,949
l totally love guys
with accents.
492
00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:19,487
l mean, l was nuts.
493
00:36:19,524 --> 00:36:22,288
l mean, l was totally goofy
for this guy.
494
00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:26,158
But then, you know, one day...
495
00:36:26,197 --> 00:36:29,963
we just stopped having
things to talk about.
496
00:36:31,169 --> 00:36:34,332
Then l stopped calling him
to see if he'd call me...
497
00:36:34,372 --> 00:36:36,397
and he didn't.
498
00:36:36,441 --> 00:36:38,466
lt was probably better anyways.
499
00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:41,570
l mean, l didn't have a bedroom.
500
00:36:41,613 --> 00:36:43,513
l mean, what's the use
of having a boyfriend...
501
00:36:43,548 --> 00:36:46,073
if you don't have
a bedroom, right?
502
00:36:46,117 --> 00:36:48,711
Besides, l started getting
this nagging feeling...
503
00:36:48,753 --> 00:36:51,449
you know, that he was lying
to me all the time.
504
00:36:53,258 --> 00:36:55,351
l don't think he was ltalian.
505
00:36:55,393 --> 00:37:00,763
l actually think he was
Puerto Rican or something.
506
00:37:00,798 --> 00:37:04,427
Well, Gabe,
maybe l should get going.
507
00:37:04,469 --> 00:37:06,630
Uh, wait! Uh...
508
00:37:11,809 --> 00:37:13,333
l do know this one guy.
509
00:37:14,379 --> 00:37:16,370
From my writer's workshop.
510
00:37:16,414 --> 00:37:19,042
Well, l don't know.
Maybe we could, uh...
511
00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:20,846
go to his place.
512
00:37:20,885 --> 00:37:22,944
Great. Call him.
513
00:37:22,987 --> 00:37:25,751
He's not at home, actually.
514
00:37:25,790 --> 00:37:28,486
He's at a piano bar.
515
00:37:32,897 --> 00:37:35,195
l told my friend, the writer
516
00:37:35,233 --> 00:37:37,167
How happy l would be
517
00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:39,533
lf he'd write an opening number
518
00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:42,005
Especially for me
519
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,235
But when he had it finished
520
00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:46,539
lt came as quite a shock
521
00:37:46,578 --> 00:37:48,546
He handed me a song titled
522
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:50,207
How do you like my...
523
00:37:51,482 --> 00:37:53,712
l said, ''You can't do that
in public''
524
00:37:53,751 --> 00:37:56,345
l said, ''Even l wouldn't dare''
525
00:37:56,387 --> 00:37:59,481
So he made a few small changes
526
00:37:59,524 --> 00:38:06,555
Now l can sing it anywhere
527
00:38:11,269 --> 00:38:13,703
Como te gusta mi pinga
528
00:38:13,738 --> 00:38:16,298
En tus pantalones
529
00:38:16,341 --> 00:38:18,775
Como te gusta mi pinga
530
00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:20,801
Y mis cajones
531
00:38:20,845 --> 00:38:24,576
lt's the same old thing
in the same old hole
532
00:38:24,616 --> 00:38:26,880
But when you say it in Espanyol
533
00:38:26,918 --> 00:38:28,818
lt sounds divine
534
00:38:31,522 --> 00:38:33,820
Como te gusta mi pinga
535
00:38:33,858 --> 00:38:36,622
Es muy caliente
536
00:38:36,661 --> 00:38:38,993
Como te gusta mi pinga
537
00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:41,260
Es grande plenty
538
00:38:41,299 --> 00:38:43,130
You don't go around
539
00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:44,896
Shouting, ''You're well-hung''
540
00:38:44,936 --> 00:38:47,029
But when you do it
in another tongue
541
00:38:47,071 --> 00:38:49,437
lt's just fine
542
00:38:49,474 --> 00:38:52,238
When the hour's late,
and l don't have a date
543
00:38:52,276 --> 00:38:54,938
And l feel that l can't go on
544
00:38:54,979 --> 00:38:57,311
l lift up my head,
and l stick out my chin
545
00:38:57,348 --> 00:38:59,475
And l talk like
546
00:38:59,517 --> 00:39:03,146
Montalban
547
00:39:03,187 --> 00:39:05,451
Como te gusta mi pinga
548
00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:08,050
lt sounds so neato
549
00:39:08,092 --> 00:39:10,617
Like a warm quesadilla
550
00:39:10,662 --> 00:39:13,688
Or a pork burrito
551
00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:16,359
lt's the same old cheese
and the same old meat
552
00:39:16,401 --> 00:39:18,767
But when it has a Latin beat
553
00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,134
lt's OK
554
00:39:20,171 --> 00:39:23,663
Como te gusta mi pinga
555
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:28,645
Ol�
556
00:39:31,149 --> 00:39:33,481
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
557
00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:35,611
And thank you
to my favorite piano man--
558
00:39:35,653 --> 00:39:38,178
Mr. Lester Sinclair.
559
00:39:41,292 --> 00:39:43,954
This makes me seem really
desperate, and l kind of am.
560
00:39:43,995 --> 00:39:46,930
Anyway, it's a long pathetic
story you don't want to hear...
561
00:39:46,964 --> 00:39:51,196
but l met this guy,
and we don't have a place to go.
562
00:39:51,235 --> 00:39:54,727
Oh, l want to hear this story.
Where is he?
563
00:39:54,772 --> 00:39:56,296
He's cute.
564
00:39:57,742 --> 00:39:59,607
-He's a go-go boy.
-No.
565
00:40:02,547 --> 00:40:04,845
l can't believe
l'm asking you this.
566
00:40:04,882 --> 00:40:06,281
What?
567
00:40:06,317 --> 00:40:09,878
But, uh, you've got your place
to yourself now, right?
568
00:40:09,921 --> 00:40:11,684
Gabriel, you tramp.
569
00:40:11,723 --> 00:40:13,782
Of course you can use my co-op
for your little love antics.
570
00:40:13,825 --> 00:40:15,156
Someone should.
571
00:40:15,193 --> 00:40:17,491
But you got to promise
not to break anything, OK?
572
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:23,226
Gabriel tells me
you're a go-go boy.
573
00:40:23,267 --> 00:40:25,565
-That must be fun.
-lt's a blast.
574
00:40:25,603 --> 00:40:28,868
So how often do you participate
in three-ways or four-gies?
575
00:40:28,906 --> 00:40:30,874
-l'm doing research.
-For what?
576
00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:33,399
My Casanova musical.
Mark, three-ways or four-gies?
577
00:40:33,444 --> 00:40:35,742
Uh, sometimes.
578
00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:38,044
What kind of guys do you usually
pick up, or do you hustle?
579
00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:40,073
No. l don't hustle.
580
00:40:40,118 --> 00:40:41,244
l bet you wouldn't object...
581
00:40:41,285 --> 00:40:43,082
if l slipped a ten-spot
in your undies.
582
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,114
So what's your type?
583
00:40:47,158 --> 00:40:49,558
lt varies.
584
00:40:49,594 --> 00:40:53,052
lnteresting. They aren't all
like Gabriel, then?
585
00:40:53,097 --> 00:40:55,292
Once l dated this guy from Yale.
586
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:56,459
He was in the glee club.
587
00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:58,901
-A Whiffenpoof!
-You heard of them?
588
00:40:58,936 --> 00:41:00,631
l can't resist a lyric baritone.
589
00:41:00,671 --> 00:41:02,571
ln fact, l've dated
three Whiffenpoofs...
590
00:41:02,607 --> 00:41:04,837
four Tigertones,
a Crocadillo...
591
00:41:04,876 --> 00:41:07,140
and two members of
the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
592
00:41:07,178 --> 00:41:08,304
So you liked this Whiffenpoof?
593
00:41:08,346 --> 00:41:10,974
Yeah. He was really great.
594
00:41:11,015 --> 00:41:13,609
l bet you broke his heart.
All Casanovas do.
595
00:41:13,651 --> 00:41:14,982
Um, you know.
596
00:41:15,019 --> 00:41:18,011
Be careful
with a musician's heart.
597
00:41:18,055 --> 00:41:19,955
We're fragile.
598
00:41:22,193 --> 00:41:25,128
So can me and Gabe go back
to your place and screw around?
599
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,498
My apartment's
just up in Chelsea.
600
00:41:31,536 --> 00:41:34,004
Would it be OK if you used
the futon in the living room?
601
00:41:34,038 --> 00:41:35,801
l feel a little weird
about the bed.
602
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,000
-lt's fine.
-Good.
603
00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:38,668
How long do you expect
this might take?
604
00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:40,370
l wasn't planning
on coming back yet.
605
00:41:40,411 --> 00:41:42,572
l could go out and let you in...
606
00:41:42,613 --> 00:41:44,342
and then go back out
for maybe two hours.
607
00:41:44,382 --> 00:41:46,816
To tell you the truth,
l wanted to get sauced tonight.
608
00:41:46,851 --> 00:41:48,546
Who just broke up
with his boyfriend?
609
00:41:48,586 --> 00:41:50,520
-Sorry.
-No, l don't want any sympathy.
610
00:41:50,555 --> 00:41:52,614
l just want to forget about him.
611
00:41:52,657 --> 00:41:54,557
lt's good you boys
are coming over, you know?
612
00:41:54,592 --> 00:41:57,288
My place hasn't seen any action
for two weeks.
613
00:41:57,328 --> 00:41:58,727
But l wanted it.
614
00:41:58,763 --> 00:42:00,196
-You dumped him?
-No.
615
00:42:00,231 --> 00:42:01,357
He dumped you?
616
00:42:01,399 --> 00:42:03,094
Well, l made him dump me.
617
00:42:03,134 --> 00:42:04,999
We were crying,
and he asked me what l wanted.
618
00:42:05,036 --> 00:42:06,970
And l said, ''l want you
to break up with me!''
619
00:42:07,004 --> 00:42:08,471
l didn't expect him to do it.
620
00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:12,033
Three years--l'm single for
the first time in three years.
621
00:42:12,076 --> 00:42:13,873
God, l want him back.
622
00:42:13,911 --> 00:42:15,742
What am l saying?
l don't want to see him again.
623
00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:18,078
Just his sweaters. l bought
most of those sweaters anyway.
624
00:42:18,115 --> 00:42:20,174
Before he met me,
he had two decent sweaters.
625
00:42:20,218 --> 00:42:21,617
Well, three. Maybe four.
626
00:42:21,652 --> 00:42:22,983
Let's not talk about this, OK?
627
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:24,146
Let's not talk about it.
628
00:42:24,188 --> 00:42:26,088
Gabriel presented his song
in class today.
629
00:42:26,123 --> 00:42:29,388
That peach who sings
your songs--Boy, is she loud.
630
00:42:29,427 --> 00:42:31,622
l told him he needed
to grab life by the balls...
631
00:42:31,662 --> 00:42:33,254
but l never expected...
632
00:42:33,297 --> 00:42:34,730
Well, just look at you.
633
00:42:34,765 --> 00:42:36,665
That song is very good, though.
634
00:42:36,701 --> 00:42:37,827
Thanks.
635
00:42:37,869 --> 00:42:40,337
Pastichey, but l like that.
How does that begin again?
636
00:42:40,371 --> 00:42:42,862
-The verse?
-Yeah. How does that go?
637
00:42:42,907 --> 00:42:44,272
l've heard
that all the world's
638
00:42:44,308 --> 00:42:46,242
Cut it.
No one wants to hear that.
639
00:42:46,277 --> 00:42:48,302
-Cut the verse?
-Honey, get it out of there.
640
00:42:48,346 --> 00:42:50,644
Just go to the chorus.
That's the fun part.
641
00:42:50,681 --> 00:42:51,909
But what about all the setup?
642
00:42:51,949 --> 00:42:53,814
Gabriel!
Songwriters have been doing...
643
00:42:53,851 --> 00:42:56,012
the verse-chorus thing forever.
lt's tired.
644
00:42:56,053 --> 00:42:57,281
Be a maverick.
645
00:42:57,321 --> 00:42:58,618
What's the function of a verse?
646
00:42:58,656 --> 00:43:00,248
To kill time
till we get to the chorus.
647
00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:01,781
During the verse, we wait.
648
00:43:01,826 --> 00:43:04,420
We are waiting for the chorus.
Just give us what we want.
649
00:43:04,462 --> 00:43:05,759
Chorus, chorus, chorus!
650
00:43:05,796 --> 00:43:07,263
Oh, my God, there he is!
651
00:43:07,298 --> 00:43:09,232
l'm sorry, Gabriel.
He's cuter.
652
00:43:09,267 --> 00:43:10,427
What, is that--
653
00:43:10,468 --> 00:43:13,699
My ex. Please let him see me.
Please let him see me.
654
00:43:13,738 --> 00:43:15,103
-Come here.
-What--
655
00:43:28,686 --> 00:43:30,813
Hey, how have you been?
656
00:43:31,822 --> 00:43:33,119
Really great.
657
00:43:34,258 --> 00:43:35,418
You got a haircut.
658
00:43:37,828 --> 00:43:39,921
lt looks nice.
659
00:43:43,167 --> 00:43:44,634
l don't want to interrupt.
660
00:43:44,669 --> 00:43:47,194
Oh, no, you're not.
661
00:43:48,839 --> 00:43:50,397
lt's nice to see you.
662
00:43:54,278 --> 00:43:56,940
l'd like to talk to you
sometime.
663
00:43:58,549 --> 00:44:00,346
Hi. l'm Mark.
664
00:44:01,018 --> 00:44:02,144
How you doing?
665
00:44:02,186 --> 00:44:03,312
l've been better.
666
00:44:03,354 --> 00:44:05,822
You know, meeting this guy...
667
00:44:05,856 --> 00:44:08,825
has been one of the luckiest
things that ever happened to me.
668
00:44:08,859 --> 00:44:10,121
Really?
669
00:44:10,161 --> 00:44:12,857
Are you two...dating?
670
00:44:12,897 --> 00:44:14,797
Dating?
671
00:44:14,832 --> 00:44:16,060
Him?
672
00:44:17,101 --> 00:44:18,659
We're not...dating.
673
00:44:18,703 --> 00:44:20,068
Absolutely not.
674
00:44:20,104 --> 00:44:22,197
Not in the romantic sense.
675
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,367
l mean, this thing between us,
it's purely animal.
676
00:44:25,409 --> 00:44:26,569
Right, stud?
677
00:44:28,179 --> 00:44:29,339
He's an animal.
678
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:31,814
l see.
679
00:44:31,849 --> 00:44:35,979
Yeah, but we discovered
we're both out-and-out tops...
680
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,783
so we're makin'
the rounds tonight...
681
00:44:37,822 --> 00:44:40,757
lookin' for a couple
of hot bottoms.
682
00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:42,019
We got one.
683
00:44:43,761 --> 00:44:45,353
Did l say you could talk?
684
00:44:46,497 --> 00:44:48,465
-No, what?
-No, thank you?
685
00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:50,023
-No, sir!
-No, sir.
686
00:44:50,735 --> 00:44:52,362
He's still in training.
687
00:45:05,082 --> 00:45:06,879
We fit.
688
00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:08,043
l know.
689
00:45:08,085 --> 00:45:09,814
We do. We fit.
690
00:45:11,856 --> 00:45:13,824
Are you still staying
with that choreographer?
691
00:45:13,858 --> 00:45:17,988
Yeah.
l haven't found a place yet.
692
00:45:18,029 --> 00:45:19,223
We should talk.
693
00:45:19,263 --> 00:45:20,525
Can l come over?
694
00:45:24,602 --> 00:45:25,762
lt's OK.
695
00:45:26,871 --> 00:45:28,202
Work this out.
696
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:29,365
Talk.
697
00:45:29,407 --> 00:45:30,840
Yeah. Talk.
698
00:45:32,209 --> 00:45:33,608
Sir.
699
00:45:48,092 --> 00:45:49,218
That was nice.
700
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:50,420
What?
701
00:45:51,328 --> 00:45:53,125
That.
What you just did.
702
00:45:53,164 --> 00:45:54,688
l didn't do anything.
703
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,194
Come on.
704
00:46:01,906 --> 00:46:03,999
Ten minutes, ladies.
705
00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,406
Oh, my God.
706
00:46:05,443 --> 00:46:08,241
Everyone l know is here tonight.
707
00:46:08,279 --> 00:46:09,871
Oh, how sweet.
You have to read this.
708
00:46:09,914 --> 00:46:11,472
They're from
an old boyfriend of mine.
709
00:46:11,515 --> 00:46:12,914
Oh, l wonder if he knows
that my new boyfriend...
710
00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:14,542
is here tonight, too.
711
00:46:14,585 --> 00:46:15,882
Oh, my God.
712
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:25,151
Oh. Oh, give those to her.
713
00:46:25,196 --> 00:46:26,925
Have a great show, everyone.
714
00:46:30,935 --> 00:46:32,334
l think l know
who these are from.
715
00:46:32,369 --> 00:46:34,064
-Who?
-Gabriel.
716
00:46:34,105 --> 00:46:35,868
Oh, is that your boyfriend?
717
00:46:40,478 --> 00:46:41,843
They're for you.
718
00:46:41,879 --> 00:46:44,143
Oh, no, that's OK.
There's no more room.
719
00:46:44,181 --> 00:46:45,409
You can keep them.
720
00:46:45,449 --> 00:46:46,643
Thanks!
721
00:47:02,533 --> 00:47:04,296
What?
722
00:47:04,335 --> 00:47:06,166
She's watching us.
723
00:47:06,203 --> 00:47:07,534
Who is?
724
00:47:10,474 --> 00:47:12,499
So?
725
00:47:12,543 --> 00:47:13,976
l think she's lonely.
726
00:47:14,011 --> 00:47:16,411
No, she's not lonely.
She's--No.
727
00:47:17,848 --> 00:47:19,247
l'm going to feed her.
728
00:47:19,283 --> 00:47:20,773
She looks hungry.
729
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:30,049
Here, Trixie.
730
00:47:39,537 --> 00:47:40,697
Do you have any menus?
731
00:47:40,738 --> 00:47:42,228
l think l'm hungry.
732
00:47:42,273 --> 00:47:44,070
You're always hungry.
733
00:47:44,108 --> 00:47:46,133
You're always horny.
734
00:47:54,652 --> 00:47:55,778
He's with me.
735
00:47:55,819 --> 00:47:57,081
Don't we need our hands stamped?
736
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,097
Here, sexy.
737
00:48:12,536 --> 00:48:14,936
-Hey, you never call me.
-Yup.
738
00:48:14,972 --> 00:48:16,599
You want something to drink?
739
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,130
No, thanks.
740
00:48:26,016 --> 00:48:27,142
Crowded.
741
00:48:27,184 --> 00:48:28,344
Aren't you hot?
742
00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:10,506
Hey, girl!
743
00:51:10,547 --> 00:51:12,811
Dino!
744
00:51:12,850 --> 00:51:15,785
Ooh, man,
l am fucking horny tonight.
745
00:51:15,819 --> 00:51:17,912
l better get laid,
that's all l'm saying.
746
00:51:17,955 --> 00:51:19,115
lt shouldn't be too hard.
747
00:51:21,358 --> 00:51:23,326
-l got a tattoo yesterday.
-What?
748
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,691
A tattoo on my ass.
749
00:51:24,728 --> 00:51:26,389
You got to see it.
lt's so cool.
750
00:51:26,430 --> 00:51:28,455
lt's hot in here.
Are you hot?
751
00:51:28,499 --> 00:51:30,933
Down, boy.
You're wasted.
752
00:51:30,968 --> 00:51:32,367
Totally trashed.
753
00:51:32,403 --> 00:51:33,631
Do you need to sit?
754
00:51:33,670 --> 00:51:36,161
No. l want to stand
here with you.
755
00:51:36,206 --> 00:51:37,366
And you.
756
00:51:39,576 --> 00:51:42,568
l forgot to put ointment on it.
757
00:51:42,613 --> 00:51:43,841
My tattoo.
758
00:51:43,881 --> 00:51:45,644
lt's so cool.
lt's a sailor--
759
00:51:45,682 --> 00:51:47,946
total beefcake.
760
00:51:47,985 --> 00:51:51,079
l can't see it without a mirror.
761
00:51:51,121 --> 00:51:52,918
Where's the bathroom?
762
00:51:52,956 --> 00:51:54,981
-What?
-The bathroom.
763
00:51:55,025 --> 00:51:56,583
Back there.
764
00:52:19,716 --> 00:52:21,741
Where'd you pick up Priscilla?
765
00:52:23,387 --> 00:52:25,184
What a drag.
Girl needs to loosen up.
766
00:52:25,222 --> 00:52:27,247
Yo, leave him alone.
767
00:52:28,392 --> 00:52:30,383
Let's get out of here
before he comes back.
768
00:52:31,495 --> 00:52:33,622
No. A friend invited me
to a party in Tribeca.
769
00:52:33,664 --> 00:52:34,961
Yeah? Which friend?
770
00:52:34,998 --> 00:52:36,192
Some rich guy.
771
00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:38,394
Look, l'm not into hanging out
with a bunch of party burnouts.
772
00:52:38,435 --> 00:52:40,027
Aw, it's not like that, baby.
773
00:52:40,070 --> 00:52:41,264
lt's yummy.
774
00:53:11,902 --> 00:53:14,462
So, are you and Mark boyfriends?
775
00:53:15,572 --> 00:53:17,540
l'm sorry?
776
00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:19,337
What's your name?
777
00:53:24,581 --> 00:53:27,744
As in, ''Blow, Gabriel, blow''?
778
00:53:27,784 --> 00:53:29,615
l've heard that before.
779
00:53:29,653 --> 00:53:31,450
Yeah, well...
780
00:53:31,488 --> 00:53:33,012
l'm Miss Coco Peru.
781
00:53:37,394 --> 00:53:40,886
So, is Mark your boyfriend
or just a trick?
782
00:53:41,899 --> 00:53:45,460
l don't know what we are.
783
00:53:45,502 --> 00:53:47,470
Oh, l've heard that before.
784
00:53:54,344 --> 00:53:55,811
Look...
785
00:53:55,846 --> 00:53:57,245
l'm not one to gossip.
786
00:53:57,281 --> 00:53:58,509
lt's not my nature.
787
00:53:58,549 --> 00:54:00,847
Truth.
788
00:54:00,884 --> 00:54:02,681
Now, that's my nature.
789
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,653
Uh, can you stand over there?
790
00:54:04,688 --> 00:54:06,713
A little pee shy?
Oh, don't worry.
791
00:54:06,757 --> 00:54:08,418
Miss Coco's here to help.
792
00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:12,854
You look like a nice person.
You do.
793
00:54:12,896 --> 00:54:15,160
So, as a truth seeker...
794
00:54:15,198 --> 00:54:18,361
l feel it's my duty
to tell you...
795
00:54:18,402 --> 00:54:21,701
that Mark is a no-good
fucking piece of rat shit.
796
00:54:21,738 --> 00:54:23,262
Don't get me wrong.
797
00:54:23,307 --> 00:54:25,138
He's handsome.
798
00:54:25,175 --> 00:54:26,972
He's charming.
799
00:54:27,010 --> 00:54:28,500
Huge penis.
800
00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:35,408
Oh, believe me, Gabriel, l know.
801
00:54:38,355 --> 00:54:41,222
l'd really like to hear this,
but could you--
802
00:54:41,258 --> 00:54:43,419
Turn around?
Sure.
803
00:54:45,128 --> 00:54:48,256
Yeah, l remember the first time
l met him.
804
00:54:48,298 --> 00:54:50,858
lt was two years ago,
Gay Pride Day.
805
00:54:50,901 --> 00:54:55,463
l was on the train going home
from the festivities...
806
00:54:55,505 --> 00:54:59,305
and he was sitting
across from me, sleeping.
807
00:54:59,343 --> 00:55:02,278
But he wasn't really sleeping.
Oh, no.
808
00:55:02,312 --> 00:55:04,542
He was pretending to sleep...
809
00:55:04,581 --> 00:55:07,379
because he knows he looks like
an angel when he's sleeping...
810
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:09,510
and not the Antichrist
he really is.
811
00:55:09,553 --> 00:55:12,044
And even though l could tell
he was faking...
812
00:55:12,089 --> 00:55:13,784
l went along with it.
813
00:55:13,824 --> 00:55:16,122
Call me crazy.
l don't know.
814
00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:18,491
Anyway, we started talking...
815
00:55:18,528 --> 00:55:21,793
and he gives me some line about
some old lady he lives with...
816
00:55:21,832 --> 00:55:23,891
and he asks if he can
go back to my place.
817
00:55:23,934 --> 00:55:25,367
l told him.
818
00:55:25,402 --> 00:55:27,996
l don't invite strangers
up to my apartment.
819
00:55:28,038 --> 00:55:31,007
And then he looks down
at his crotch...
820
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:33,635
and then back up at me,
and he says...
821
00:55:33,677 --> 00:55:36,441
''lt's big, it's beautiful...
822
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,107
''and you're going to love it.''
823
00:55:38,148 --> 00:55:40,844
And l said, ''Oh...
824
00:55:40,884 --> 00:55:43,148
''all right.''
825
00:55:43,186 --> 00:55:46,986
And as he walked me back
to my apartment...
826
00:55:47,024 --> 00:55:49,822
on that gay night of nights...
827
00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:52,420
he took my hand gently into his.
828
00:55:52,462 --> 00:55:54,327
And for a moment...
829
00:55:54,364 --> 00:55:57,663
l felt like the luckiest
drag queen in the world.
830
00:55:57,701 --> 00:55:58,827
And l fantasized--
831
00:55:58,869 --> 00:56:01,838
''Yes. This is it.
832
00:56:01,872 --> 00:56:03,100
''This is the man
l'm going to spend...
833
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,835
''the rest of my life with.''
834
00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:08,709
l'd be the one to show him
the virtues of a loving heart.
835
00:56:10,013 --> 00:56:12,106
But do you know what he did?
836
00:56:12,149 --> 00:56:14,208
He took that heart,
he tossed it on the floor.
837
00:56:14,251 --> 00:56:16,742
With his little Satan hoofs,
he jumped.
838
00:56:17,754 --> 00:56:19,745
He jumped hard.
839
00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:22,588
The truth is, Gabriel, when
we got back to my apartment...
840
00:56:22,626 --> 00:56:24,025
he threw me on the bed.
841
00:56:24,061 --> 00:56:25,358
He tore off all my clothes.
842
00:56:25,395 --> 00:56:26,987
Will you hold on
one goddamn minute?!
843
00:56:27,030 --> 00:56:28,156
Come on!
844
00:56:28,198 --> 00:56:30,029
Jesus Christ.
845
00:56:31,068 --> 00:56:33,434
Now l forgot where l was.
846
00:56:33,470 --> 00:56:34,596
Where was l?
847
00:56:34,638 --> 00:56:36,936
Threw you on the bed,
tore off all your clothes.
848
00:56:36,973 --> 00:56:38,270
Right.
849
00:56:39,643 --> 00:56:41,611
So l'm licking his balls.
850
00:56:41,645 --> 00:56:43,112
Next thing l know...
851
00:56:43,146 --> 00:56:45,910
he comes in my eye,
and he's out the door.
852
00:56:45,949 --> 00:56:47,177
Gone.
853
00:56:47,217 --> 00:56:50,209
You ever get come in your eye,
Gabriel, hmm?
854
00:56:50,253 --> 00:56:52,915
lt burns.
855
00:56:52,956 --> 00:56:54,856
So, there l was...
856
00:56:54,891 --> 00:56:57,621
lying in the middle of my bed
completely naked...
857
00:56:57,661 --> 00:57:00,152
with an eye full of come,
thinking to myself...
858
00:57:05,168 --> 00:57:07,398
And then, the next day...
859
00:57:07,437 --> 00:57:09,166
when l call the number
he'd given me earlier...
860
00:57:09,206 --> 00:57:11,640
it was the Brooklyn
Botanical Gardens.
861
00:57:11,675 --> 00:57:12,869
And would believe?
862
00:57:12,909 --> 00:57:16,310
They never even heard
of a Mark Miranda.
863
00:57:16,346 --> 00:57:18,337
But am l bitter?
864
00:57:19,382 --> 00:57:20,781
Absolutely.
865
00:57:21,384 --> 00:57:23,215
Let's face it, Gabriel.
866
00:57:23,253 --> 00:57:24,845
You are just another
little phone number...
867
00:57:24,888 --> 00:57:26,549
on a dirty cocktail napkin...
868
00:57:26,590 --> 00:57:29,081
shoved into the bottom
of his pocket.
869
00:57:31,128 --> 00:57:33,187
Good boy.
870
00:57:33,230 --> 00:57:35,892
But do what you will.
871
00:57:35,932 --> 00:57:38,264
l only offer you
this information...
872
00:57:38,301 --> 00:57:40,826
because l'm a giver.
873
00:57:40,871 --> 00:57:42,031
Who knows?
874
00:57:42,072 --> 00:57:43,562
Maybe someday
we'll meet again...
875
00:57:43,607 --> 00:57:46,235
and l'll be able
to look at you and say...
876
00:57:52,382 --> 00:57:54,373
''l told you so.''
877
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:03,854
Totally sick, right?
878
00:58:03,894 --> 00:58:05,088
Sick.
879
00:58:13,303 --> 00:58:15,533
l'm glam, baby.
880
00:58:15,572 --> 00:58:18,564
You don't even know
how glam l am.
881
00:58:20,744 --> 00:58:22,234
You want me?
882
00:58:32,756 --> 00:58:33,916
What's wrong with you?
883
00:58:49,606 --> 00:58:51,403
Good night, Dino.
884
00:58:51,441 --> 00:58:52,806
-l'm going.
-What?
885
00:59:07,257 --> 00:59:08,417
Where do you work out?
886
00:59:14,798 --> 00:59:16,231
Sorry.
887
00:59:16,266 --> 00:59:17,790
l'm with someone.
888
01:00:07,017 --> 01:00:09,611
Why are you sitting in the hall?
889
01:00:11,721 --> 01:00:13,211
Why'd you come back?
890
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:16,618
You're upset.
891
01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:19,527
No, no, l'm not upset.
892
01:00:19,562 --> 01:00:21,052
We shouldn't have gone there.
893
01:00:22,899 --> 01:00:25,891
No. lt was good we went.
Really.
894
01:00:25,936 --> 01:00:28,166
You didn't need to come back.
895
01:00:28,204 --> 01:00:29,694
Yes, l did.
896
01:00:31,942 --> 01:00:33,409
Can we go in and talk?
897
01:00:34,244 --> 01:00:37,111
They're still going at it.
898
01:00:39,683 --> 01:00:42,584
Yeah,
so you should probably go home.
899
01:00:46,523 --> 01:00:47,820
l can't.
900
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:53,356
l think l left my keys
in your apartment.
901
01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:57,565
l'll knock.
902
01:01:01,905 --> 01:01:03,463
Shit. Shit.
903
01:01:03,506 --> 01:01:04,632
Who's that?
904
01:01:04,674 --> 01:01:06,835
Yeah. Who is it?
905
01:01:06,876 --> 01:01:08,605
lt's Gabe.
906
01:01:08,645 --> 01:01:10,203
We're not finished.
907
01:01:10,246 --> 01:01:13,306
Can you come to the door?
l need to talk.
908
01:01:16,319 --> 01:01:18,947
-Sorry.
-What do you need?
909
01:01:18,989 --> 01:01:21,856
Mark thinks he left his keys.
910
01:01:21,891 --> 01:01:23,722
Judy, do you see some keys?
911
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,193
Where'd you leave them?
912
01:01:25,228 --> 01:01:27,753
l don't know.
Maybe near the bed.
913
01:01:27,797 --> 01:01:29,128
l don't see them.
914
01:01:29,165 --> 01:01:31,360
Maybe you guys
should just come in and look.
915
01:01:32,369 --> 01:01:33,529
lt'll be faster that way.
916
01:01:33,570 --> 01:01:35,800
No. You're not coming in.
917
01:01:37,107 --> 01:01:39,667
He can't go home
until he finds his keys!
918
01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:42,075
All right,
but you better be gone...
919
01:01:42,112 --> 01:01:43,340
by the time
l'm out of the bathroom.
920
01:01:43,380 --> 01:01:44,540
All right.
921
01:01:49,853 --> 01:01:50,979
Can you help us look?
922
01:01:51,021 --> 01:01:53,546
Well, where would they be?
923
01:01:53,590 --> 01:01:54,955
l'm not sure.
924
01:01:57,193 --> 01:01:59,252
Did you guys just meet
each other tonight?
925
01:01:59,295 --> 01:02:02,196
Yeah. Can we make this
as fast as possible?
926
01:02:02,232 --> 01:02:04,462
And you want to do each other?
927
01:02:08,071 --> 01:02:11,404
Gabriel, how do you know
you can trust this guy?
928
01:02:11,441 --> 01:02:13,568
You don't really know
a thing about him.
929
01:02:13,610 --> 01:02:15,635
You're right.
l don't know him at all.
930
01:02:15,678 --> 01:02:18,738
l think it's kind of a turn-on,
don't you?
931
01:02:18,782 --> 01:02:21,615
Anonymous sex--
That's pretty hot.
932
01:02:21,651 --> 01:02:24,518
Yeah, pretty hot.
Let's just look for the keys.
933
01:02:24,554 --> 01:02:27,216
That's the great thing
about anonymous sex--
934
01:02:27,257 --> 01:02:28,918
You can say
you're just about anyone...
935
01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,357
and your partner can't disagree.
936
01:02:30,393 --> 01:02:31,985
Do you want to see l.D.?
937
01:02:33,363 --> 01:02:35,593
Well, l do.
938
01:02:41,838 --> 01:02:45,137
Oh, you went to a Soonie school?
939
01:02:45,175 --> 01:02:46,540
What'd you major in?
940
01:02:46,576 --> 01:02:47,838
Journalism.
941
01:02:47,877 --> 01:02:50,539
Well, his name's really Mark.
942
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,343
l don't see them.
943
01:02:52,382 --> 01:02:54,350
When you know too much
about a person...
944
01:02:54,384 --> 01:02:58,081
sometimes it's hard
to think of them sexually...
945
01:02:58,121 --> 01:03:00,954
but when you know someone
only in a sexual way...
946
01:03:00,990 --> 01:03:03,584
it's hard to think of them
as a person.
947
01:03:03,626 --> 01:03:04,991
Can l have my wallet back?
948
01:03:05,028 --> 01:03:07,724
l want to be
a sex counselor someday.
949
01:03:07,764 --> 01:03:09,356
That's my dream.
950
01:03:09,399 --> 01:03:10,991
Great.
951
01:03:11,034 --> 01:03:14,970
You know, personally,
as a sexually active female...
952
01:03:15,004 --> 01:03:18,064
l find the idea of two men
getting it on incredibly hot.
953
01:03:18,108 --> 01:03:20,372
Are you sure they're here?
954
01:03:20,410 --> 01:03:22,071
No, l'm not sure.
955
01:03:22,112 --> 01:03:25,377
Can you stand still for a second
and let me explain?
956
01:03:25,415 --> 01:03:29,215
You know what they say--
Everyone's bisexual to a degree.
957
01:03:30,587 --> 01:03:33,249
But to a degree, everyone is.
958
01:03:33,289 --> 01:03:36,690
There's this part in Paris
where everyone's bi--everyone.
959
01:03:36,726 --> 01:03:38,387
There's no straight, no gay--
960
01:03:38,428 --> 01:03:39,725
just bi...
961
01:03:39,762 --> 01:03:42,731
and anyone who hasn't been
doesn't even know.
962
01:03:42,765 --> 01:03:44,027
lt's great.
963
01:03:44,067 --> 01:03:46,228
Have you ever been to Paris,
Gabriel?
964
01:03:47,437 --> 01:03:49,962
l bet you have,
haven't you, Mark?
965
01:03:52,976 --> 01:03:54,375
Can we just find the keys?
966
01:03:54,410 --> 01:03:57,402
Ooh, it hasn't been
a very good night for someone.
967
01:03:57,447 --> 01:03:59,472
You guys done yet?
968
01:03:59,516 --> 01:04:00,813
We're looking!
969
01:04:00,850 --> 01:04:02,374
Why are you so upset, Gabriel?
970
01:04:02,418 --> 01:04:03,578
l'm not upset.
971
01:04:04,587 --> 01:04:06,316
OK, l'm upset.
972
01:04:06,356 --> 01:04:07,880
Do you want to talk about it?
973
01:04:09,259 --> 01:04:11,784
Well, that's valid.
Mark?
974
01:04:11,828 --> 01:04:12,988
l'm sorry.
975
01:04:13,029 --> 01:04:14,462
We never should've gone
to that club.
976
01:04:14,497 --> 01:04:16,362
You were kissing him.
977
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,268
Dino's this guy
l used to date...
978
01:04:20,303 --> 01:04:21,634
and, actually,
he was kissing me...
979
01:04:21,671 --> 01:04:23,969
but, technically, you're right,
and l'm sorry.
980
01:04:24,007 --> 01:04:26,669
l don't usually go there
with anybody.
981
01:04:28,044 --> 01:04:30,308
Especially not somebody l...
982
01:04:33,983 --> 01:04:35,348
l don't know
what's happening tonight...
983
01:04:35,385 --> 01:04:37,683
and l don't know
how you feel about me.
984
01:04:39,055 --> 01:04:41,114
Gabriel,
l think now is a good time...
985
01:04:41,157 --> 01:04:43,421
for you to verbalize
your feelings.
986
01:04:43,459 --> 01:04:44,585
Why did you just leave?
987
01:04:44,627 --> 01:04:46,322
Why didn't you say anything
to me?
988
01:04:48,164 --> 01:04:50,257
l pay rent here, too, you know!
989
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:52,962
Gabriel, maybe Mark deserves
to know why you left...
990
01:04:53,002 --> 01:04:54,492
without telling him.
991
01:04:56,139 --> 01:04:57,572
l left because
of what the drag queen...
992
01:04:57,607 --> 01:04:58,767
in the bathroom told me.
993
01:04:59,943 --> 01:05:01,843
There was a drag queen
in the bathroom?
994
01:05:01,878 --> 01:05:04,039
Here we go.
What did he say?
995
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,174
He said a lot,
but the gist of it...
996
01:05:07,217 --> 01:05:09,117
was that tonight was
just a whole routine for you.
997
01:05:09,152 --> 01:05:10,642
-What?
-Tonight.
998
01:05:10,687 --> 01:05:12,086
lt was all lines.
999
01:05:12,121 --> 01:05:14,055
''Oh, look at me.
l'm sleeping on the subway.''
1000
01:05:14,090 --> 01:05:15,785
l was tired.
You didn't have to stare.
1001
01:05:15,825 --> 01:05:17,190
This old lady--
1002
01:05:17,227 --> 01:05:19,058
l don't like bringing guys
back to my place.
1003
01:05:19,095 --> 01:05:20,995
And so what?
1004
01:05:21,030 --> 01:05:23,760
l was trying to pick you up.
1005
01:05:25,468 --> 01:05:26,867
Well, it worked.
1006
01:05:26,903 --> 01:05:28,461
Why is that such a problem?
1007
01:05:28,504 --> 01:05:29,835
Why were you listening to him?
1008
01:05:29,872 --> 01:05:31,464
l didn't have much of a choice.
1009
01:05:32,609 --> 01:05:34,839
-l slept with him one time.
-He mentioned that.
1010
01:05:34,877 --> 01:05:37,004
Did he also tell you
he videotaped it?
1011
01:05:37,046 --> 01:05:38,240
Oh, shit.
1012
01:05:38,281 --> 01:05:40,146
Yeah.
Without telling me.
1013
01:05:41,251 --> 01:05:43,742
And then right when
l'm about to, you know...
1014
01:05:43,786 --> 01:05:45,981
Orgasm?
1015
01:05:46,022 --> 01:05:48,286
Right. He tells me
to move into the light...
1016
01:05:48,324 --> 01:05:49,951
and l figured it out,
so l grabbed the tape...
1017
01:05:49,993 --> 01:05:51,358
and l got the fuck out of there.
1018
01:05:51,394 --> 01:05:54,192
Well, he didn't say that--
1019
01:05:54,230 --> 01:05:55,697
about the video--
1020
01:05:55,732 --> 01:05:57,199
but he said you left.
1021
01:05:58,601 --> 01:06:02,367
You know, this whole night
should've been over hours ago.
1022
01:06:02,405 --> 01:06:04,498
lt's gotten
way too complicated.
1023
01:06:04,540 --> 01:06:06,940
l just keep waiting
for the other shoe to drop...
1024
01:06:06,976 --> 01:06:09,342
because l know that you're
just going to dump me...
1025
01:06:09,379 --> 01:06:10,869
like you dumped
that Whiffenpoof.
1026
01:06:12,248 --> 01:06:14,011
What the hell is a Whiffenpoof?
1027
01:06:14,050 --> 01:06:15,608
A singer!
1028
01:06:18,855 --> 01:06:21,517
l feel stupid
spending this entire evening...
1029
01:06:21,557 --> 01:06:23,718
looking for a place
just to get off.
1030
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,250
Oh, is that all we were doing?
1031
01:06:25,295 --> 01:06:26,887
That's all l was doing.
1032
01:06:27,930 --> 01:06:29,591
Really?
1033
01:06:29,632 --> 01:06:30,894
Definitely.
1034
01:06:34,470 --> 01:06:35,630
You know...
1035
01:06:38,508 --> 01:06:40,635
l know l picked you up
on the subway and all...
1036
01:06:40,677 --> 01:06:43,077
so l don't know why
you'd be any different than...
1037
01:06:45,348 --> 01:06:46,838
l don't know.
1038
01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:50,511
l thought there was
something more going on tonight.
1039
01:06:54,424 --> 01:06:58,292
And just for the record,
the Whiffenpoof dumped me.
1040
01:07:08,137 --> 01:07:09,502
Judy, your sheet slipped.
1041
01:07:09,539 --> 01:07:11,564
Aw, shit.
1042
01:07:11,607 --> 01:07:13,768
-Cover yourself.
-Would you lighten up?
1043
01:07:13,810 --> 01:07:15,107
Your titties are hanging out.
1044
01:07:15,144 --> 01:07:17,874
You know, in Europe,
breasts are breasts.
1045
01:07:17,914 --> 01:07:19,973
They're very natural
and beautiful things.
1046
01:07:20,016 --> 01:07:22,109
-Just--
-Would you let me be?
1047
01:07:22,151 --> 01:07:23,277
Put them away, Judy.
1048
01:07:23,319 --> 01:07:25,116
lt's not like anything
would've happened.
1049
01:07:25,154 --> 01:07:27,588
You're not in Paris anymore.
1050
01:07:27,623 --> 01:07:30,091
ls this the way you've been
acting the past six months?
1051
01:07:30,126 --> 01:07:32,151
Yes. For the past six months...
1052
01:07:32,195 --> 01:07:34,026
l've been
touring France topless.
1053
01:07:34,063 --> 01:07:35,655
And you want to know something?
1054
01:07:35,698 --> 01:07:38,462
Nobody seems to care.
Get over it, Rich.
1055
01:07:38,501 --> 01:07:40,833
-What are you doing, Judy?
-What does it look like?
1056
01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:42,997
Can't you see
l'm getting dressed?
1057
01:07:43,039 --> 01:07:45,769
l'm going home to
my grandmother's in Connecticut.
1058
01:07:45,808 --> 01:07:47,605
Look, here's the keys.
1059
01:08:10,967 --> 01:08:13,458
l knew you were different
when l saw your hairy armpits.
1060
01:09:12,895 --> 01:09:14,658
Judy found your keys.
1061
01:09:40,423 --> 01:09:41,913
Are you hungry?
1062
01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:04,008
Oh, my God, it's so hysterical
that you guys are here.
1063
01:10:04,046 --> 01:10:05,377
lsn't that hilarious?
1064
01:10:05,414 --> 01:10:06,540
French fries.
1065
01:10:06,582 --> 01:10:07,742
Thank you.
1066
01:10:07,783 --> 01:10:10,013
lt's really good you didn't come
to the show tonight.
1067
01:10:10,052 --> 01:10:11,747
We were really off.
You want some?
1068
01:10:12,889 --> 01:10:15,983
Anyway, the girl
playing John the Baptist--
1069
01:10:16,025 --> 01:10:18,493
horribly allergic to gladiolas--
Who knew?
1070
01:10:18,528 --> 01:10:20,462
So there's a chance
l might go on tomorrow night.
1071
01:10:20,496 --> 01:10:22,088
Didn't we order cheese fries?
1072
01:10:22,131 --> 01:10:24,861
Oh, yeah.
Should we tell her?
1073
01:10:25,468 --> 01:10:28,995
We're out of Thousand lsland.
l gave you Ranch.
1074
01:10:29,038 --> 01:10:30,164
Oh, well.
1075
01:10:30,206 --> 01:10:32,970
l have to tell you
about this really artsy party...
1076
01:10:33,009 --> 01:10:35,136
this French-Canadian girl
in my acting class threw.
1077
01:10:35,177 --> 01:10:38,408
Everyone there, they wrote,
like, poems or novellas.
1078
01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:40,347
So this one college guy--
He was Asian--
1079
01:10:40,383 --> 01:10:42,146
He gets up with this little
leatherette portfolio...
1080
01:10:42,184 --> 01:10:44,846
with a satin ribbon to tie it,
and he's going to read poetry.
1081
01:10:44,887 --> 01:10:46,650
But before he starts reading...
1082
01:10:46,689 --> 01:10:49,317
he tell us about his fascination
with the human body.
1083
01:10:49,358 --> 01:10:51,656
But he says what
fascinates him even more...
1084
01:10:51,694 --> 01:10:53,218
is what comes out
of the human body.
1085
01:10:53,262 --> 01:10:55,321
l know l'm lactose intolerant...
1086
01:10:55,364 --> 01:10:57,025
but l really wish
these had cheese on them.
1087
01:10:57,066 --> 01:10:59,159
Anyway, evidently,
he's tasted everything...
1088
01:10:59,201 --> 01:11:01,431
that's come out
of his body except shit...
1089
01:11:01,470 --> 01:11:03,438
and he says he'll probably
taste that one day, too.
1090
01:11:03,472 --> 01:11:04,962
And then he reads
a poem about shit...
1091
01:11:05,007 --> 01:11:07,271
so l'm thinking,
this guy really likes shit.
1092
01:11:07,310 --> 01:11:09,437
But then he keeps reading,
and he reads seventeen poems...
1093
01:11:09,478 --> 01:11:12,242
all about shit.
Seventeen. l'm not kidding.
1094
01:11:12,281 --> 01:11:14,511
And he's talking about
the smells and the colors--
1095
01:11:14,550 --> 01:11:16,814
Gabe, can you pass me
the ketchup?
1096
01:11:16,852 --> 01:11:19,320
l was so relieved
when he got tired of reading.
1097
01:11:19,355 --> 01:11:20,913
Then this ethnic woman
stands up.
1098
01:11:20,957 --> 01:11:23,824
She was Native American
or Filipino. l can't tell.
1099
01:11:23,859 --> 01:11:25,884
She didn't have a poem
to read...
1100
01:11:25,928 --> 01:11:28,795
so she tells us about a problem
she's having--this sex problem.
1101
01:11:28,831 --> 01:11:30,423
She said there's some force...
1102
01:11:30,466 --> 01:11:33,094
that's just making her
screw around all the time.
1103
01:11:33,135 --> 01:11:34,932
Now all these guys
are after her...
1104
01:11:34,971 --> 01:11:37,439
and, l mean, she's not
what l would call sexy.
1105
01:11:37,473 --> 01:11:41,102
Not that l'm into women, but
l can tell when a woman's sexy.
1106
01:11:41,143 --> 01:11:43,839
l mean, it's not that
she was a skank or anything.
1107
01:11:43,879 --> 01:11:46,245
She just wasn't what l would
call sexy, that's all.
1108
01:11:46,282 --> 01:11:48,045
Anyway--This is really funny--
1109
01:11:48,084 --> 01:11:51,281
l drank so much homemade
rose hip iced tea...
1110
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,982
that l really had to pee
in the middle of her story.
1111
01:11:54,023 --> 01:11:55,752
So l go to the bathroom...
1112
01:11:55,791 --> 01:11:58,123
but the bathroom door's locked,
so l'm kind of standing there.
1113
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,720
l'm looking at the wallpaper,
which was giving me a headache.
1114
01:12:00,763 --> 01:12:02,230
Then the toilet flushes.
1115
01:12:02,264 --> 01:12:04,562
The door opens,
and the shit guy walks out...
1116
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:05,760
and he's smiling.
1117
01:12:05,801 --> 01:12:07,962
Not one of those polite
acknowledgment smiles.
1118
01:12:08,004 --> 01:12:10,734
He's smiling,
like he's happy about something.
1119
01:12:10,773 --> 01:12:12,764
All of a sudden,
l didn't have to pee anymore.
1120
01:12:12,808 --> 01:12:14,435
How's everything?
1121
01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:16,138
Fine.
Everything's fine.
1122
01:12:16,178 --> 01:12:18,646
Want to hear the audition
monologue l'm working on?
1123
01:12:18,681 --> 01:12:20,512
No, l have new intentions.
1124
01:12:22,051 --> 01:12:24,212
-You really don't get it.
-What?
1125
01:12:25,621 --> 01:12:29,182
You have been monopolizing
this entire conversation...
1126
01:12:29,225 --> 01:12:30,658
since we got here.
1127
01:12:31,894 --> 01:12:34,328
Look, you're my best friend.
You know l love you...
1128
01:12:34,363 --> 01:12:38,424
but right now, l don't want
to hear your audition monologue.
1129
01:12:39,669 --> 01:12:41,864
l didn't come here
to have you sit down...
1130
01:12:41,904 --> 01:12:45,806
invite yourself over,
and talk about shit.
1131
01:12:45,841 --> 01:12:47,775
l was just talking.
1132
01:12:47,810 --> 01:12:48,936
l know, but--
1133
01:12:48,978 --> 01:12:53,915
Why are you being such a jerk
all of a sudden?
1134
01:12:53,949 --> 01:12:56,144
Yeah.
Shit's funny.
1135
01:12:56,185 --> 01:12:59,279
Shit's shit. Give it a rest,
you Nancy priss ass...
1136
01:12:59,321 --> 01:13:01,118
and let us enjoy ourselves.
1137
01:13:05,628 --> 01:13:07,391
l promise l'll call tomorrow.
1138
01:13:07,430 --> 01:13:08,897
l promise l'll see your show...
1139
01:13:08,931 --> 01:13:13,334
but right now,
l need to be alone with Mark.
1140
01:13:14,637 --> 01:13:17,128
Please, don't ruin this for me.
1141
01:13:18,474 --> 01:13:20,101
What are you trying to say?
1142
01:13:20,142 --> 01:13:22,838
Go someplace else.
Take your girlfriends.
1143
01:13:22,878 --> 01:13:25,312
Practice your audition monologue
on them--
1144
01:13:25,347 --> 01:13:27,713
whatever--but please just go.
1145
01:13:34,623 --> 01:13:37,956
You know, every time
that you insinuate...
1146
01:13:37,993 --> 01:13:40,188
that l should sleep with women,
l feel like--
1147
01:13:40,229 --> 01:13:42,891
-l didn't mean that.
-l don't know.
1148
01:13:42,932 --> 01:13:46,163
l feel like l have to respond
respectfully...
1149
01:13:46,202 --> 01:13:48,193
because l don't want you
to think...
1150
01:13:48,237 --> 01:13:51,502
that l think that it's wrong
or bad or nasty.
1151
01:13:51,540 --> 01:13:53,201
But you bring it up
every five minutes.
1152
01:13:53,242 --> 01:13:55,210
lt's the most annoying thing
about you.
1153
01:13:55,244 --> 01:13:56,370
Don't get upset.
1154
01:13:56,412 --> 01:13:57,811
l don't want
to sleep with women!
1155
01:13:57,847 --> 01:14:00,611
l'm sorry, Gwen.
l can't tell you why.
1156
01:14:00,649 --> 01:14:03,709
You're not that way, that's why.
1157
01:14:03,753 --> 01:14:05,653
-Katherine--
-Yes, l can.
1158
01:14:05,688 --> 01:14:06,848
l can.
1159
01:14:06,889 --> 01:14:10,086
This may be hard
for you to believe, gay boy...
1160
01:14:10,126 --> 01:14:11,889
but l am heterosexual.
1161
01:14:13,262 --> 01:14:15,230
There are such things as
heterosexuals in this world...
1162
01:14:15,264 --> 01:14:16,697
and l am one of them.
1163
01:14:16,732 --> 01:14:19,462
But you won't listen to me.
You won't drop the subject.
1164
01:14:19,502 --> 01:14:20,935
Just because
it bothers you so much...
1165
01:14:20,970 --> 01:14:24,235
it's obvious you have lesbian
issues you're afraid to face.
1166
01:14:28,377 --> 01:14:30,470
l have lesbian issues?
1167
01:14:31,814 --> 01:14:34,442
l don't have lesbian anything!
1168
01:14:34,483 --> 01:14:37,213
God, it's like when my dad asked
why l won't move to New Jersey.
1169
01:14:37,253 --> 01:14:38,379
What?
1170
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:41,446
lt'd take me an hour and a half
to get to an audition.
1171
01:14:41,490 --> 01:14:43,424
Can you imagine my dad saying,
''l can tell by your reaction...
1172
01:14:43,459 --> 01:14:44,926
''there's a part of you
that wants to move...
1173
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:46,518
''but you're afraid to face it''?
1174
01:14:46,562 --> 01:14:47,722
Holy wow.
1175
01:14:47,763 --> 01:14:49,526
Doesn't anybody here get it?
1176
01:14:49,565 --> 01:14:52,090
l'm not a lesbian, l don't
want to move to New Jersey...
1177
01:14:52,134 --> 01:14:56,571
and where's the cheese
on these goddamn fucking fries?
1178
01:15:16,392 --> 01:15:17,825
Can you let me out?
1179
01:15:39,949 --> 01:15:41,678
Hey, Puss.
1180
01:15:45,588 --> 01:15:47,488
l'm sorry, babe.
1181
01:15:47,523 --> 01:15:50,185
l'm sorry that l got so mad.
1182
01:15:50,226 --> 01:15:51,523
Well, l'm sorry.
lt...
1183
01:15:53,329 --> 01:15:54,819
lt's my fault.
1184
01:15:56,932 --> 01:15:59,196
Maybe l am a dyke.
l don't know.
1185
01:15:59,235 --> 01:16:01,169
lt'd be a whole lot easier
to get a date.
1186
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:05,400
Come here.
1187
01:16:11,313 --> 01:16:12,610
Oh, God.
1188
01:16:14,483 --> 01:16:16,417
Why can't you be straight?
1189
01:16:16,452 --> 01:16:18,784
You don't like any straight men.
1190
01:16:18,821 --> 01:16:21,790
l don't know any straight men.
1191
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,084
Kath, are you OK?
1192
01:16:26,128 --> 01:16:27,425
Oh, yeah, l'm fine.
1193
01:16:27,463 --> 01:16:29,226
You owe me four dollars
for the French fries.
1194
01:16:29,265 --> 01:16:31,233
We're going to my place to watch
a video of tonight's show.
1195
01:16:31,267 --> 01:16:32,393
Do you want to go?
1196
01:16:32,434 --> 01:16:33,594
Sure. One second.
1197
01:16:40,142 --> 01:16:41,939
You better get back inside.
1198
01:16:42,511 --> 01:16:44,706
l'm going to put your name
on the comp list for tomorrow.
1199
01:16:47,182 --> 01:16:48,911
l'll be there.
1200
01:16:50,152 --> 01:16:51,915
You better, motherfucker.
1201
01:17:17,479 --> 01:17:18,878
Tonight's been a mess.
1202
01:17:22,718 --> 01:17:25,619
But, you know,
some of the mess...
1203
01:17:25,654 --> 01:17:28,179
l did have
a good time tonight...
1204
01:17:29,291 --> 01:17:33,125
even though, you got to admit
it was really a mess.
1205
01:17:35,464 --> 01:17:39,093
You know, l would've invited you
back to my place, but--
1206
01:17:39,134 --> 01:17:40,829
Aw, it's all right.
Don't worry about it.
1207
01:17:40,869 --> 01:17:42,837
No. l would have, but...
1208
01:17:42,871 --> 01:17:44,361
the lady l told you about...
1209
01:17:46,508 --> 01:17:48,533
She's my mother.
1210
01:17:48,577 --> 01:17:49,976
l live at home.
1211
01:17:54,316 --> 01:17:55,874
Thank you.
1212
01:18:02,725 --> 01:18:04,215
l have to pee.
1213
01:18:06,428 --> 01:18:07,622
Me, too.
1214
01:18:26,415 --> 01:18:27,575
We're alone.
1215
01:18:29,385 --> 01:18:30,852
Yeah, finally.
1216
01:18:34,757 --> 01:18:36,486
Enter you
1217
01:18:36,525 --> 01:18:37,787
Voila, it's showtime
1218
01:18:37,826 --> 01:18:40,488
l hear the music of a
1219
01:18:40,529 --> 01:18:42,929
Dance and a dum-diddy
1220
01:18:42,965 --> 01:18:44,091
Enter you
1221
01:18:44,133 --> 01:18:45,430
You're singing it wrong.
1222
01:18:45,467 --> 01:18:46,764
What?
1223
01:18:46,802 --> 01:18:48,201
Don't sing it.
1224
01:18:48,737 --> 01:18:50,329
lt's a good song.
1225
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:54,675
Shut up.
1226
01:18:54,710 --> 01:18:56,234
Well, it is.
1227
01:18:58,113 --> 01:19:00,104
You're being polite.
Shut up.
1228
01:19:07,623 --> 01:19:08,988
You really think so?
1229
01:19:09,024 --> 01:19:11,288
Yeah. lt's really good.
1230
01:19:12,261 --> 01:19:14,126
Enter you
1231
01:19:14,163 --> 01:19:15,494
That's all l know.
1232
01:19:15,531 --> 01:19:17,829
You have to teach me the rest.
1233
01:19:17,866 --> 01:19:19,766
l need a piano.
1234
01:19:19,802 --> 01:19:21,736
We've already established that.
1235
01:19:52,067 --> 01:19:54,968
You know, l think it's good
how this turned out.
1236
01:19:56,472 --> 01:19:57,632
You do?
1237
01:19:58,507 --> 01:20:00,566
Yeah. We got the hard part
over with.
1238
01:20:01,577 --> 01:20:03,772
Oh, what about the sex?
1239
01:20:06,148 --> 01:20:08,981
What kind of a girl
do you think l am?
1240
01:21:47,849 --> 01:21:49,612
Hey, this is Mark.
1241
01:21:49,651 --> 01:21:50,948
You got me.
1242
01:21:50,986 --> 01:21:52,283
Leave a message.
1243
01:22:10,906 --> 01:22:14,137
Enter you
1244
01:22:14,176 --> 01:22:16,872
Voila, it's showtime
1245
01:22:17,946 --> 01:22:19,777
You brought the house down
1246
01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:23,876
With a dance and a dum-diddy
1247
01:22:23,919 --> 01:22:26,513
Enter you
1248
01:22:26,555 --> 01:22:29,023
ln less than no time
1249
01:22:30,926 --> 01:22:32,791
This ugly drama
1250
01:22:32,828 --> 01:22:35,126
Has become
1251
01:22:35,163 --> 01:22:36,323
Pretty
1252
01:22:37,399 --> 01:22:40,163
Up went the curtain
1253
01:22:40,202 --> 01:22:42,636
My lines felt wrong
1254
01:22:42,671 --> 01:22:47,802
lntermission seemed so far away
1255
01:22:47,843 --> 01:22:50,073
Applause uncertain
1256
01:22:50,112 --> 01:22:52,103
The scenes too long
1257
01:22:52,147 --> 01:22:56,277
Life was like
an uninspiring play
1258
01:22:56,318 --> 01:22:59,583
But now you're here
1259
01:22:59,621 --> 01:23:01,885
We meet stage center
1260
01:23:01,923 --> 01:23:05,051
l thought my story line
was through
1261
01:23:05,093 --> 01:23:10,622
Then from the blue
1262
01:23:10,666 --> 01:23:15,103
Enter
1263
01:23:15,137 --> 01:23:21,872
You
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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