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Don't hurry

I'm sorry

Don't hurry

Love is just a game

If you enjoy it, that's fine

The closed heart is decorated with the end

Always, always a lonely friend

The closed heart is decorated with the end

Always, always a lonely friend

The closed heart is decorated with the end

Always, always a lonely friend

The person who calls me is a disgusting thing

Who do you look like?

Why?

Memories overlap

Drop the glass

Don't cry suddenly

Don't ask me why

Stick around cause I love my life

Oh hey there

Hey Gibby

What's up man?

I'm trying to learn how to play mini golf

Mini golf?

I'm so good with balls and sticks but not these kinds

Oh yeah we know, we've seen your ex videos

We've seen your Twitter, you know?

But jeesh man, mini golf, that's like, you know?

So hard

So easy

You do it

You just hit the putt-putt into the putt-putt

And I can't

Why can't you?

It's not working

Alright let me see, show me

Show me that position

Oooh

Am I in the right position?

Bend over a little bit more

Like that?

Yeah that's more like a cute angle

Yeah hit that thing baby

Okay

Let's see what you got

Yeah

Don't quit your day job man

Listen

Hey hey hey, pick the stick up

Yeah, been like Beckerham, eh?

Listen, you know

I do offer classes on mini golf

You know, cause I'm like an expert

Gibby's so good at everything

Yeah you know, multifaceted

You know, growing up I played the trombone

Yeah

You wouldn't believe it, eh?

Uh uh, I can blow the wind too though

Oooh yeah, that mouth does wonders

We know, Leah

But we're talking about mini golf

I know, I'm sorry

So stay focused and stay on point, okay?

Yeah

So check it

You're no Tiger Woods, I'm gonna tell you honestly

You're no Tiger Woods, but

You could be like, you know, a good second

Wow, okay, you have that much faith in me?

Yes

Like, it's not just your tits and your ass

Like, you're talented

Like, aww

It's not just the dick black cocks who suck

You're like

You're more here for a bigger purpose

And it's to play mini golf

Yes

Yes

I can do this

That's the energy

Yes

Woooo

You can't give up, man

Like, listen

You are meant to be the greatest

Well, not quite the greatest, but

A close

You know?

I can't do this

You can

It's so hard

It never goes in

I love the dicks you've ever had in your life

Yeah

It always goes in

Ha ha ha ha

You feel me?

You just gotta feel it inside

Yes

You can do this

I can do this

Get up

Grab this stick, Leah

Grab it

Yes

Yeah

You did it, baby

Yes, I did it

Woooo

Yes

You are the fucking second goat

Yes

The second coming, the Tiger Woods

Yes

Tiger Woods, the white Tiger Woods

Yeah, the white Tiger Woods

Yes

You are a fucking dominant species

Yes

Yeah

Let's go celebrate

How are you gonna celebrate?

You're gonna fuck me

Oh, wow

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

I'm so tired

Just hold on a second

We're going too fast

I just need to go

sit on the couch for a little while

and just hang out

Okay

Oh, you wanted to slow down

Why, Leah?

I just feel so good

I know

You really changed my life today

when you taught me how to mini golf

Really?

I never thought that I could be Tiger Woods' white sister

And here I am

I made it

You made it, man

You made it, man

I made it work

Yes

You are like the shit

Yes

I am

I am the shit

Yeah, you are, man

Because you know

Just take it step by step, you know

Whatever you have to do to make it in the hole, I guess

Yeah

Oh, to make it in the hole

Stop

We're taking it slow

Why do we have to take it slow, Miss Winters?

You know, you just like

You just like

Damn, they're winning a championship

But not really a championship

But you know what I mean

Like, you were there

He was swinging an iron

I know

So now it's time, you know

Swing this iron, you know

It was amazing

Now I just have to savor the moment

Yeah

Just let him know that I feel like a winner

At least for the full day

Yeah, you know what else will help you win?

Hmm

You know?

What?

Blowing me

Okay

It's good, you know

If I have to

Yeah, you know, how about we switch spots?

I'll be on your knees, nah?

I'll sit where you are

Okay, that sounds good

I have to pay you back

All right

Okay

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WaaAaaAaaAaAaAA

Exit

You're not ready

Here you go

Huh?

No

No

No

Is

Oh, fuck!

I'm gonna feel even better than that.

Yes, yes, give me.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me with that, cunt.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me.

Yes, give me. Yes, give me that dip.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

He has a piece of teeth.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, fuck me.

Fuck me.

Yes, yes.

Fuck me.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

I don't feel so fucking good.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Holy fuck.

Oh, I'm gonna get the best day.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, there are people there.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

The last time is it?

Fuck.

Fuck.

Are you ready?

Oh, I promised you a spot on Tiger Woods PGA tour.

You know, I'm not going to say I was telling the truth 100% but me and Tiger was like in

college together.

I haven't talked to him since.

I'll try to email his manager and you know, hopefully your mini golf skills pay off to

their liking.

Gibby, go!

I'm just saying, the pussy was great.

Go!

Alright.

I'm so mad at you!

Alright, I'm just saying.

Vomits, winters!

Bye!

Bye!