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Go into the suspect's room now.

See if she's here.

Oh, hello, officer.

Hey, sub girl.

Yeah?

You're under arrest.

For what?

I heard you were cheating on your husband, Todd.

Ugh, I mean, he cheated on me first.

Yeah, but that's not really how it goes, you know?

Oh, really?

And according to law, that's kind of illegal.

Oh.

Yeah, I heard it was more than once.

Is it?

Yeah.

Once with your neighbor.

Oh, yeah?

Twice with your other neighbor.

I mean, um, can I get a lawyer?

No.

No lawyers available.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're laying people off now, so, you know, you know how that goes.

But anyway, you have the right to remain silent.

Anything...

Shit, what was the line?

Oh, excuse me.

I'm just new to the job.

But you have the right to remain silent.

Anything in the court of law be held against you.

Any cocks you suck?

Uh...

Uh...

Yeah, you go to jail.

You really know what this is, aren't you?

Yeah, but hey, I have the badge here, okay?

There's only one person in control, you know?

And judge on this, you know, situation,

you should be quiet.

You know, judge on what you're wearing.

You should be apprehended.

Yeah.

I went to school with Todd.

He's a good guy.

You know, never missed class.

Never was late.

You know,

a real wit to the sport.

I don't know about that.

Yeah, well, you know a different Todd.

But he sent me here.

You know, he gave me the info to take you to jail.

Okay.

Now,

being as though Todd slept with my girlfriend a f***y.

Back in the day.

I think it's only right.

I get payback.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So,

I'll arrest you after but if you convince me, you know,

that you shouldn't stand in front of a juror in a jury,

I'll let you go.

No.

Yeah.

Yeah, you seem very scared.

You know,

No.

You don't want to go to a cell.

They'll bend you over and call you Bubba.

Yeah.

Yeah, Big Bubba.

Yeah.

Okay.

And since you're pale,

they might call you Michael Jackson.

Yeah.

The right thing to do is to let me in.

All right.

Well,

I'm going to change your mind.

Yeah, you better.

Yeah, I am.

You don't want to be nobody's bitch in jail.

No, you'd rather be a bitch on the street.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, the V word is very

normal these days.

It is definitely.

You let me in.

All right.

All right back up.

Hey hands against the wall.

Got any weapons?

Just that.

Any weapons?

Just that.

Yeah, that's dangerous.

Turn around.

Yeah.

Okay, you got blue on.

Yeah.

You think you're one of us?

Huh?

Um, just the color I picked out.

You think you're the boys in blue?

Ah, what do you got there?

Huh?

Huh?

Oh,

oh, you're on the dangerous.

Yeah.

Okay, after that lesson, suspect is in reach.

Yeah, just call for backup.

You know,

yeah, you know, a couple homies, you know,

on the task force.

They seen you.

They seen your porn.

You know,

and it's very good.

Hey,

you are a suspect at large.

And I'm large.

Yeah,

go that way.

Yeah.

Where you at?

Where's the man even cheating on Todd with?

Huh?

Just me.

Oh, just you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Todd's no away per usual.

Per usual.

Oh,

you got a nice pool view.

What you think you're doing?

Back shots on the window?

I mean,

opportunity happened.

Listen,

Todd always had a nice cock.

Why?

You were looking at his cock?

No,

we was in gym class one day and I kind of seen he was kind of like four inches tall, like bigger than me.

So I kind of like,

you know,

felt admired.

It's a fashion to have a big cock.

Yeah.

His is okay.

Yeah.

He was decent.

You know,

he didn't have to sleep with my girlfriend though.

So in exchange of that,

I'm gonna stop being a cop for like

10 minutes.

Okay,

sounds good.

And I won't

arrest you.

Oh,

okay.

I'm down for that.

As long as you

play nice.

I will always play nice.

Oh, you will?

Yeah.

Get undressed.

Okay.

Right in front of me.

Now.

You would in jail, huh?

Yeah.

Take that shirt off, girl.

Remove those trousers.

In the court of law.

Trousers.

Wow.

Mm hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Roger that.

Yeah.

Ah, that's pretty fat.

Mm hmm.

Okay.

Now, sub girl.

Yeah.

I shall call you

cheater girl.

Oh.

Assume the position on the bed.

Mm hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, just like that.

You see what this lucky baton here?

Oh.

Oh, it can make magic, baby.

Mm hmm.

Yeah, it can.

And guess what?

What?

It's about like six inches bigger than my cock.

Oh.

So when I get the job done, the baton does.

Oh.

Yeah.

So come here.

I have one question for you.

What's your question?

You ever did anal?

Uh, yeah.

How long ago?

Um, a couple hours ago.

Oh.

Out of that, she just admitted to

Okay.

Well, listen, I want to turn off my, you know, camera.

Okay.

My body cam.

Yeah.

We're gonna fuck.

We're gonna fuck.

Yeah, we're gonna fuck.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Open that mouth up, baby.

Oh, smart one.

You don't want to go to jail.

Mm hmm.

Yeah.

You don't want to drop the soap.

No.

Okay, you ready to fuck or what?

Yeah.

You're a dirty fucking officer.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me.

I don't want to go to fucking jail.

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Fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

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Fuck this shit up.

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Okay, I know

I was like supposed to be like the outstanding officer of the year and arrest you yeah

But fuck I feel like you're arresting me like

I'm gonna go back to Todd and tell me what's in here

Okay, yeah on behalf of the state and the legislators you are

You are you are

Mr. Where I'm looking for

Expunged

That's the way it should be yeah, it's fine. I think I said it right I think graduate high school so you know

What's up?

listen

Anytime you want to cheat on Todd

What's better to do then fuck a cop?

You know yeah, that's really sticking it to him. Yeah, very stick it to him. You know yeah

She time up in my handcuffs, and you know leave him there while fuck you

You know next time yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, you know that'd be like a how about we do it three some next time

You and Todd yeah, well he sits in the corner watches. Yeah

Yeah, be pretty hot right yeah

Also, what's calling you enough? I got to get back to the fucking branch. You know but I saw these amazing pussy on

You know glad we came to an agreement. Yeah, all righty peace out