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♪ MTV

Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You'll be starring in the
"Snatch Game of Love Island."

all:
Oh!

Get your hands
off my man

before I maul you
like a jaguar.

What's your type?
- I like all kinds of guys.

Okay, but not a type O,
type A negative?

Yes.

Mia Starr.

Ru was literally handing you
the joke,

and you were missing it.

Kenya Pleaser.

Have you ever fucked
one of them?

You could have given her
just layers

of something to work with.

Nini Coco.

My anaconda do.

You had Ru laughing
almost the entire time.

Condragulations.

You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

Wow.

Kenya Pleaser,
shantay, you stay.

Oh, my God!

Mia Starr, sashay away.

Mia has just left us.

I'm having a lot of feelings.

Mia is such a big part of my
family, so it's a hit to me.

And I know it's a hit to Juicy.

"Big backs take over.

"Kenya, I love you.

"Athena and Juicy,
take it home.

Love, Mama Mia."

Aw.

I sent my good sister,
my mother Mia home.

One of the most
positive fucking people

to have in your corner,
and that's a real-ass bitch.

Mia literally had my back
in the Rate-A-Queen.

And I loved Mia so much.

I know Mia's presence
is going to be missed

in this competition for sure.

I'm going to miss
her so much here.

But I can't wait to see
that bitch on the other side.

She's going to text Mandy
right after this.

She's going to say,
Briar went home.

You won that lip sync.

Mia, we love you.

You galvanized, sister.
You galvanized tonight.

- You galvanized.
- You galvanized yourself.

And you did not squabble
that opportunity, bitch.

I did not squabble it, honey.

From this point on,

Mia, I'm going
to do this for you, bitch.

I want to make Mia proud.

Kenya is here to play, bitch.

- Juicy.
- Juice-ica Simpson.

- Yes.
- So who are you?

- No, okay--
- Tough question.

So RuPaul did ask a very
tough question to Juicy.

At this point
in the competition,

we need to see you.

Like, who are you?

That one question did hit me
hard because it is something,

like, I've personally
struggled with

and probably haven't,
like, voiced as much.

And, like, I had been dealing

with, like, a bit
of a drug addiction,

and I did kind of lose myself
for a while.

This may be
your comeback, then.

I know how hard it was
to pull yourself

out of that dark space,

and I'm so happy and so blessed
to be here with you

for your comeback.

I love you,
and I'm proud of you.

It is a very dark thing
that I went through.

Athena was...

She was fighting so hard

to try to get me out of it,
crying to me.

Like, I don't know
how to help you anymore.

I guess people try
to, like, see me

and see that I have
this "perfect life."

But, no, there's
so much darkness

that comes with all of that.

And light has to come
from darkness.

Well, Nini, congratulations,
Snatch Game winner.

I guess I'm funny now.

You better watch out.
- Watch out!

If the girls didn't think
I was a threat before,

I'm definitely a threat now.

I was making Ru laugh
with everything that I said.

I'm feeling phenomenal.

I mean, to get top critiques
on Snatch Game,

that is an accomplishment.

They loved the Drew.
I'm proud of myself.

After the Rate-A-Queen,

I feel like a really nice,
like, flame is under my ass.

They didn't love
the character shoe...

Can we do a shoe cam?

No, no shoe cam,
no shoe cam.

Can we do a shoe cam?

Jane, your Snatch Game,
it was also amazing.

How are you feeling?

I'm mostly feeling good.

I mean, you know, I have been
in the top every week.

Eight weeks in a row.

Jane Don't Bottom.

So I'm just kind of, like,
would really love to finally

just, like, pop again
and get a win.

Well, we have two queens
with two wins--

Juicy and Nini--

three queens with one win--
myself, Athena, and Jane.

And then Darlene, Kenya,
and Discord

are soon to be on the board.

Now that we have two people
in the room that have two wins

under their belt,
I'm a little like...

Miss Jane, we need
to hurry this shit up.

I am quickly feeling like I'm
falling a bit behind the pack.

Oh, my God.

Her having on real panties.

Who wants my panties?

Y'all, first of all, look how
tiny her fucking panties are.

- Wait. Kenya, you put them on.
- Wait. Give me your panties.

Kenya, put them on.

It's about to get
real nasty in here.

I'm going to have
to level my pussy up.

Oh.
What the fuck?

I need to give it some sauce,
some razzle-dazzle.

I need to bedazzle the mother
fucking. I need to do something.

From this point on,
Kenya Pleaser is a top.

I can't believe
I just said that.

Take those off now,
you fucking cunt.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a cash prize of $200,000,

courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race

Match Queen,"

with extra-special guest judge
Benny Blanco.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪

- Here we go.
- Top eight.

- Eight.
- It's a new day, though.

This competition
is dwindling down.

There are only eight girls
left in the room,

and only a few of us
will make it to the finale.

I have a question
for the group here.

Out of the departed queens,
who is the one

that you're the most surprised
isn't here with us still today?

- Vita.
- Vita.

- You're the reason.
- Yeah.

Vita knows who she is.

So that's kind of
her distinction.

all: Nini!

What the hell, Nini?

- Nini.
- Nini got the gun.

- Nini's got the gun.
- Nini has a gun.

We say that Nini has a gun
because everyone just kind of

is catching strays with Nini.

Sometimes everyone's sort of,
like, having a fun time,

and Nini will come out
of nowhere and be like,

and that's why your mom's dead.

Hello, hello, hello.

You kitties want
some ice cream?

Yes, please!

You know, at this point
in the competition,

it's time to delve deep
into your charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

For today's Mini Challenge,

we're going to play
a game we call...

Grindr?
I Hardly Know Her!

Ooh.

Oh, Pit Crew.
all: Oh!

Hey! Hey!

Bryce and Javin are
going to help us keep score.

They're zero miles away.

Now, here's how
the game works.

I ask a question,

like, which queen is
most likely to steal your man?

Then you all vote.

Each time your answer matches
the majority, you get a point.

And in the end, the queen
with the most points wins.

Okay, first question--

which queen
is most likely to lie

and say she's verse?

All right, expose yourself.

Oh, fuck.

Looks like
that would be Athena.

- The woman who wears a caftan.
- There you go.

Screams "top" to me.

Okay, so, Myki, Jane,
Darlene, and Kenya,

you all have a point.

Next question--which queen is
most likely to hook up in drag?

- Jesus Christ.
- One, two, three, reveal.

Ooh!
I'm sensing a pattern here.

Athena.

All right, so which queen
is most likely to lie

about her age
on her Grindr profile?

Oh, God almighty.

One, two, three.

Unanimous.

It is unanimous.

It still says, 30, yes.

My God, Juicy.

Everyone gets one point.

All right, which queen has
the lowest body count?

Not me.

Oh, okay.
It looks like Darlene.

And do we have the Lord
to thank for that?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Which queen is most
likely to have masc for masc

on her profile?

Oh.

Okay.

Five queens voted for Nini.
- God damn.

Nini, do you know
something that we don't?

All right, next question--

which queen is most likely
to be on Grindr at a funeral?

Hmm.

A somber mood has dropped
over the proceedings.

One, two, three.

Kenya.

There's a lot of rich people
at funerals, girl.

All right, final question,
and it's worth five points.

- Ooh.
- Oh.

Which queen is most likely
to disappear off the grid?

As in, who's going home next?

Looks like Myki is ready,
with remorse.

Y'all ready?

Oh, my gosh.

Kenya is the choice.

Kenya, you chose yourself.
- Oh, yes.

I knew how they
were going to vote.

That's not going to happen
in the name of Jesus Christ.

But you know I had to play
the game, child.

Nini and Athena
said Discord.

- Ooh.
- Oh.

Now, Nini, you chose Discord.
Why?

She's been chronically safe.

- Oh. Okay.
- Wow.

I may have only been safe,

but I have never been
in the bottom.

There are some girls here who
have been in the bottom a lot,

so the logic
ain't "logicking," girl.

Okay, queens, the winner
of today's Mini Challenge is...

Discord and Kenya.

It is a tie.

Condragulations.

You'll split a cash prize
of $2,500,

courtesy of Grindr.
both: Ooh.

Honey, last season

everybody voted for Jewels
to go home next,

and look what happened.

She ended up in the top two.

Now, ladykins, when you're
stuck with a day

that's gray and lonely,
you can bet your bottom dollar

that there's going to be
a Rusical challenge.

Let's go!

So this week
you'll be acting, singing,

voguing, and "noguing"
in the Rusical,

"Fannie: the Hard Knock Ball."

- Yes, bitch!
- Okay.

It's the drags-to-riches
story of Fannie,

a young orphan with big dreams

and an even bigger ass.

Okay.

I am so happy we are
finally down to the Rusical,

because that means
choreography.

I've had two bad weeks
back-to-back,

and I want to finally have
another good week.

Now, I'll let you decide
which roles you'll play.

Now, to help you
get into character,

we will be providing
the costumes,

as well as the hair,
courtesy of Wigs and Grace.

The one challenge
in all of "Drag Race" herstory

that I am
the most nervous about.

Racers, start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

- Yes!
- Yes!

Broadway!

♪ La, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪

all:
Broadway!

So now it is time
for us to pick our roles

for "Fannie:
the Hard Knock Ball" Rusical.

It is a Rusical
inspired by "Annie,"

one of my favorite musicals
of all time,

and the iconic film,
"Paris is Burning."

Juicy, plug us
in and hit play.

Going, going, going.

The role of Miss Shenanigans
jumps out to me.

This is a juke joint,
vaudeville number.

The risk of me having
to vogue is pretty low.

So I am going to do what I need
to do to get this role.

- Okay.
- Oh, shit!

I'm looking for a role
that I can use to stand out.

I see Grace Gaultier.

She's the emcee of the ball.
She's the main emcee.

I want Grace.

I am listening for the track

that has
the least amount of vocals

and probably the least amount
of dancing.

Feel the...

Immediately I see
the role of Mama Bigbux,

a ruthless,
domineering housemother.

I have some experience
with this.

Hmm.

Brandy.

Okay, there's a dog.
Perfect.

Close the book.

So are there any
first thoughts on roles?

I'm feeling Grace hard.

I would like to be Lil Salty.

I think I would really like
Mama Bigbux.

I'm leaning toward Brandy.

I really like Cecile's part.

I would like
Miss Shenanigans.

So the ones that are sort of
up in the air,

it seems like,
are Fannie and Big Peppa.

I would feel comfortable
taking Fannie.

Fannie is the role I want.

She has the most singing
out of everybody.

And I'm a recovering
theater kid.

I have a background in theater,

so I do feel comfortable
taking that.

- I also want Fannie.
- Oh!

Okay.

I'm coming in hot
off the Snatch Game.

I could keep the momentum
going into the Rusical.

I feel like,
hey, I could be the lead.

Big Peppa is sort of the one
where whoever does not

get Fannie is going.

I don't think
I want Big Peppa.

I don't want
Big Peppa either.

This town ain't big enough
for two Fannies.

- Should we audition?
- All right, yeah, let's do it.

- Okay, fine.
- Okay, fine.

And then the group
decides who's Fannie.

Okay.

And if you're not Fannie...

- You're Big Peppa.
- Big Peppa.

Leapin' lizards!

Look at all these
beautiful girls.

What do I have
that they don't have?

Okay.

Nini, do you want
to take Fannie?

Sure. Sure.

Leapin' lizards!

Look at all these
beautiful girls.

What do I have
that they don't have?

I like Myki.

- Thank you.
- And why?

I thought it was
more believable...

personally.

All in favor of Myki,
raise your hand?

One, two, three.

Okay, shit.
Well, fuck my drag.

It feels like the girls
had already made up

their minds before
the audition even happened.

Do I just have to accept
the vote?

Yeah.

I mean, I was happy
with the vote.

Yeah.

Girl.

Well, I mean, I also
like Mama Bigbux.

Back up, ho.

No, ma'am.

X. Get away from me.
This is my part.

Do you want to take
Big Peppa, and I'll--

I don't want to take
Big Peppa.

I want to take Mama Bigbux.

This is a part that I feel
really close to

and that I want to do, and
I want to make up for myself

from the Snatch Game,
so I'm not budging, period.

So why do I have to budge?

Because you just
auditioned for Fannie.

I'm not going to
sit here and do Big Peppa

when I have a part that's
written for me right here.

I'm just not doing it.

No.
- I mean, I just--

I really don't think
I want Big Pepper.

Is it stressing
you out that much?

It's the one role
I didn't want.

After a while,
it gets exhausting.

I start thinking strategically.

If you really want Fannie,
I can do Big Peppa.

Nini, you take the lead.

See what happens
when you realize

how much singing there is.

You sure?

If it gets us to the next
step, sounds good to me.

Now I'm getting scared.

- Well, girl.
- Well, girl.

- Bitch, you wanted it.
- You fought for it.

Do you want Fannie?

Do you want to do it?
- Oh, my God.

It seems like Nini
wants Fannie.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

Nini is trying to outsmart
the challenge,

and it's the same thing that
happened with the talent show.

I think I would rather
get it over with.

Let's go week one.

Wait.
I'll go week two.

Nini, with all
the love in my heart,

if Myki's willing
to take Big Peppa,

then you just do Fannie,
and she takes Big Peppa.

Like, let's just lock it in.
- I'm going to--

- We're having a breakthrough.
- What--Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ.
We're going to be here forever.

I look over
at the other girls,

and Jane's
kind of rumbling in her chair.

The other girls are
kind of like, ugh, you know.

I'm just kind of getting
in my head about it.

Maybe this is a sign
that I'm not ready

to take on...

the lead lead.

Yeah. You take Fannie.

I'm going to take Big Peppa.

We have officially casted

"Fannie: the Hard Knock Ball,"
honey.

- Darling.
- Are you ready to serve?

Are you ready to slay?

Let's go.

The marquee is up.

Myki Meeks as Fannie,
the title role.

Ooh! Let's do it.

Fannie!

- Hello.
- Hello. Hi.

It's time to record
our vocals with Leland.

And I'm a little bit nervous.

I'm not known for being
the best singer in the world.

Say hello to music producer
Gabe Lopez.

Hey. How are you?

Gabe has worked tirelessly
putting together the music,

and we just cannot wait
to see what you do with it.

You know, our job is to make
you sound the best you can.

Got your work cut out
for you, honey.

There's a lot at stake,
because, ultimately,

we are not live singing
the Rusical.

So what we do in these
recording sessions dictates

the kinds of choices we're
gonna be able to make onstage.

All right, let's get to it.
First up is Juicy Love Dion.

- Oh.
- Work.

I'm up first.

This is no fun.

This Rusical
all the way through

has to just feel fierce.

So I'm really
excited to see you

just bring that attitude
and that energy

and that authenticity,
so here we go.

♪ I'm dripping
in pure opulence ♪

♪ These jewels,
they cost a ton ♪

♪ But if I shine too bright
and steal Mama's light ♪

♪ Ooh, honey, I'm done ♪

It all sounds duh,
duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

Go above.
Take it to the extreme.

This is a Rusical.
Dancing is half of it.

You got to bring the acting
through the voice,

and I don't know
if Juicy's fully doing that.

Up next, Kenya Pleaser.
Let's jump right in.

♪ Ball, ball, bring it
to the ball ♪

♪ Leave no crumbs,
let's see it all ♪

♪ Stomp that floor,
arch that back ♪

♪ Snap that fan, crack, crack ♪

What an opening!
That's what I'm talking about.

The way everything is rolling
off my tongue right now,

I'm having so much fun.

Bitch, no Sade.

These girls better be scared
of Miss Pleaser this week.

Bitch, I don't care, honey.

Up next is Nini Coco.

I put up a fight
for the lead,

so I feel like I do have
a little bit of something

to prove to the other girls.

One, two...

♪ No silver spoons,
but I make them eat ♪

♪ I gag them all with
this fierce-ass beat ♪

That's different
than what I expected.

I'm kind of trying to go
in this rock direction.

I'm not exactly hitting
the notes in the way

that I think I can hit them.

Whoa.

This isn't therapy, but if
you need to let something out,

it's all good.

Athena, do you feel rich?
Do you feel ready?

I feel rich.
I feel ruthless.

Great. So really thread the
character throughout this song.

♪ When I want diamonds,
I buy the mine ♪

♪ I own the moon
'cause I like the shine ♪

♪ I bought the ocean
just to take a dip ♪

♪ I'm a billionaire
on an ego trip ♪

Athena has a condition

that causes her to step
into a recording booth

and immediately sound
like Dr. Seuss.

♪ Down from Olympus,
looking right ♪

♪ Your goddess is here
to shine her light ♪

I would love for you to be
not so Dr. Seuss about it.

And we need to find
a cure immediately.

♪ I own the moon
'cause I like the shine ♪

♪ I buy the moon ♪

Like, it's "Mrs. Doubtfire."

Miss Shenanigans--
let her be drunk...

- Okay.
- Slurry, funny.

Metaphorically take a shot.
- Drunk.

Here we go.

♪ Now they just whisper,
look at her ♪

♪ She's so intoxicated ♪

Key change!

♪ Now it's my time to shine! ♪

♪ Like the top
of the Chrysler Building ♪

- Oh, very good.
- I mean, we were laughing.

I know, when I can feel
Gabe laughing behind me,

that we're in the right zone.

Jane Don't comes into this
motherfucking recording session

with a full realized character
and kills it.

All right,
so you are our Fannie.

- Ah!
- It's a big role.

You feel good and--

- Yeah.
- Okay.

My background's in theater
and musical theater.

Now, I haven't--
it's been a minute.

I kind of retired it
for a while.

So it's cool to dip
my toes back into it.

Okay, perfect.
Here we go.

♪ Do I have
the guts to kiss ♪

♪ This hard-knock life
goodbye? ♪

♪ Maybe ♪

That sounds amazing.
You have such a good voice.

Great job.
Amazing.

I think the casting
seems to be really right.

She came to sing, honey.

Myki is slaying
these vocals,

and Nini is chewing on a big
piece of humble pie right now.

♪ Next Tuesday,
next Tuesday ♪

♪ I'll see you next Tuesday ♪

♪ You're only a week away ♪

- Bitch!
- Yes!

Yes, yes, yes.

I didn't realize that we had
Sutton Foster in the building.

Ooh, my God.

My chances of winning
might be going down the drain.

- Ladies!
- All right.

Hi, Jamal.

- Hello.
- Here we go. Here we go.

It's time to do
our choreography session

with Jamal Sims.

And no matter how
the recording turned out,

I can bring the character
to life through the choreo.

I just want to
introduce Carlos Basquiat.

- Hi, Carlos.
- Hey, Carlos.

Amazing choreographer,
dancer, who--

You guys might have seen him
with either Beyoncé or Madonna.

Also, the hit show "Legendary."
- Yes.

He's a ballroom expert,

and he's here to make sure
we execute it

the best way possible.

We're really going
to be voguing today.

First up, Juicy and Kenya.

As you're learning the steps,
think about the character.

Opulence is what
we're going for.

Just to add on a little bit
to what Jamal was saying,

are we familiar
with "Paris is Burning"?

Yeah.

Your cattiness, your cuntiness
your attitude, your sass

needs to shine
through the elements.

We have to really deliver
the real essence of ballroom.

Give me some choreography.

So you want to go
one, two,

over, and hit.

Cat, cat, over and hit.

I can hit the choreography...

Down.

I feel like I got
something to prove.

So, like, I'm just really
working my little butt off.

So I'm feeling ready to dance.

Don't hurt him, Nana.

Right and swing round.

I thought Mama Bigbux
was just going to be

this regal bitch in a gown

just, like, gliding
and kind of giving shade.

Why does she got
to dance so much?

Da, da.

♪ Yoo-hoo, boys! ♪

♪ Yoo-hoo! ♪

I may be alone
on this opinion,

but I love watching
Athena dance.

It is...

It is a unique experience.

Jane Don't.

Can I ask you to give us
a little Miss Shenanigan walk?

Yeah, I mean, I'm taking
sort of inspiration

from Discord on the runway.

So we're sort of back here.

We're sort of here.

- She's a party girl.
- Yeah. Oh, honey.

Yes.
You know you can't take.

Myki Meeks
and Darlene Mitchell.

Darlene, the hard part for you
is you have to do it as a dog.

Yes.

Doggy style is going
to be your thing.

Okay?
- Okay.

Typically, I hate choreography.

But, like, I immediately
recognize that I can lean

on my physical comedy.

Then I can kind of, you know,
have some wiggle room,

have some fun.

Head, chest.

Darlene, paws...

not fists.

So being a dog, I will do.

Discord Addams and Nini Coco.

I'm a little bit nervous.

It's time to do the one thing
I don't want to do--

choreography.

All right, so we're going to
do a little old-school hip-hop.

The running man--
think about going like this.

Hop, hop, hop.

There it is!

Girl...
what the fuck?

Hop, hop, hop, hop.

Holla!

Child, as opposed to Discord,
honey, Nini got a little spice.

But it's still awfully white.

We need to add
some pepper up in there.

Come on, here we go.
Some seasoning.

One and two and three and four.
- I can't--

Five, six, seven, eight.

Yo, these moves
are tight, son.

One, hup-two,
hup-three, four.

Turn! Five! Hup!

Discord Adams, honey, legend.

Legends in the making, daughter.

- Honey.
- She came to slay.

Oh, my God.

It's opening night!

La, la, la, la, la.

♪ It's a new day
in the Werk Room, and I... ♪

Should not sing,
I think I've learned.

It's opening night of "Fannie:
the Hard Knock Ball" Rusical.

Touch this skin, darling.

Touch all of this skin.

Bitch, I'm ready.

I feel very, very confident.

Like, I'm all smiles.
All 32 of my teeth, bitch.

Ding!

Good morning, honey.

Good morning, daughter,

the lead
of the "Fannie" musical.

I have a lot riding on this.

I'm the leading role
of this whole Rusical.

And I want this win so bad.

One thing about me
is I'm not afraid to--

when I believe
that I have done wrong,

I feel like
I can acknowledge that.

Girl...
- I love you.

You're going to kill it.
I love you too.

I was so blown away
in your recording session.

Leland and Gabe
were really impressed.

Honestly,
the recording session

felt kind of, like, therapeutic.

To have someone
who is a professional at this

complimenting the hell
out of me...

oh, my God, surreal.

It's surreal.

I grew up in theater.

That was, like,
a big dream of mine.

And I went to school
for it and all that.

It's like, unless you
are the best of the best,

it usually doesn't work out
for you.

Would you say
it's a hard-knock life?

It's a hard-knock life.
I counted myself out.

That whole side of me,
I just, like, put away,

because I just didn't think
I was good enough.

Like, when I was in school,
when I was doing,

like, music and theater,
I just felt like

such the black sheep

of the, like, department
in a lot of ways.

I would audition for things,
and I would be like,

I'm not a romantic lead.

It's like, you're telling me no
because I'm too visibly gay,

or I'm not, like, thin enough,

or I'm not, like,
handsome enough or whatever

to, like, play this role.
- Right.

I think drag
centers the outsider.

Like, all of the things that
I felt like were detriments

are actually the things in drag

that, like, make me
the most interesting.

- Imagine me with a BFA, honey.
- Girl, no, thank you.

Way too powerful.

I don't think that Athena
with more drama training

is what the world needs.

I'm literally Gloria Swanson
in my everyday life, so...

I was so happy that you
picked the Mama Bux role.

It's very fitting for you.

Her description was
mega-rich, ruthless,

domineering housemother.

I was like, I think I have
some experience with this.

I don't know. Maybe not the
mega-rich part or the ruthless.

Oh, don't walk it back now.

Depending on--I mean,
you could probably ask Juicy

or some of my other children
if I'm ruthless.

- Yes.
- Ooh!

I'll just say, like,
when I was assisting you

in my early years,

I would have to remind myself
that we're at work,

and we're not friends
right now,

because you can be
a little ruthless.

It does come from a place
of love, I'll have to say.

It's like,
there's a mommy role,

and then there's, like,
the show director role.

Juicy and I's relationship
has a lot of layers.

We know things about each
other that nobody else knows,

and she's had
some really dark times,

and I was there.

And so, to be in this type
of a competition

with somebody you're
that close to, it's crazy.

Can I have mascara?

- You look great today.
- Thank you.

I kind of, like, always love
a drag queen without a lip.

Like, sometimes I literally
stop without the lip,

and I'm like, ooh.

Yeah, we got to get you back
in the bars.

We've got a Rusical.

Category is elimination day.

- Whoa.
- Ooh.

- Bitch.
- Dun, dun, dun!

Dun, dun, dun!

♪ Cover girl

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

Yeah!

Wow.

Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

"Mamma Mia,"
it's Michelle Visage.

Michelle, what is
your favorite musical?

Are you kidding me?

I can't answer.
That's a gay "Sophie's Choice."

However, I can tell you
the gateway drug

that made me fall in love.

And that was the one and only
"West Side Story."

Aw.

He puts the D
in "Damn Yankees."

It's Jamal Sims.

Do you have a favorite musical?

Well, you know, Ru,

I love me some Michael Jackson
and Diana Ross.

So it has to be "The Wiz."

Oh!

He's "The Music Man."
It's Benny Blanco.

Hi.

Now, Benny, I hear
you've been in a musical.

Is that true?

When I was six, I played
a girl in "The King and I."

So I guess I've done drag.

This week
we challenged our queens

to bring it to the ball
in the Rusical

"Fannie: the Hard Knock Ball."

Racers, start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

And now...

the world premiere of
"Fannie: the Hard Knock Ball."

Oh, Brandy.

As an orphan,
I've got questions--

like, who's my drag mother?

Who's my drag father?

And who gave me
this big, fat, juicy--

totally natural--ass?

♪ Will I ever find
a home, maybe ♪

♪ Maybe ♪

♪ A drag house
I can call my own, maybe ♪

♪ Maybe ♪

♪ Do I have the guts
to kiss ♪

♪ This hard-knock life
goodbye? ♪

♪ Maybe ♪

♪ Maybe ♪

♪ Not ♪

Hey, what's this?

Mama Bigbux's annual drag ball
for orphans?

The winner gets to live
at Mama's mansion

on Breezy Street?

But when is it?
- Next Tuesday.

Aw, Brandy,
I wish you could talk.

I said, next Tuesday.

Oh, here, it's next Tuesday.

Leapin' lizards!

This could be the answer
to our prayers!

♪ Next Tuesday, next Tuesday ♪

♪ I'll see you next Tuesday ♪

♪ You're only a week away ♪

Live from the FDR Center
for Cultural Appropriation,

it's time
for the Hard Knock Ball!

both: ♪ Ball, ball,
bring it to the ball ♪

♪ Leave no crumbs,
let's see it all ♪

♪ Stomp that floor,
arch that back ♪

♪ Snap that fan, crack, crack ♪

Tonight one lucky orphan will
be selected to join our house,

the most expensive address
in NYC...

both:
The House of Bigbux.

Owned by Mama Bigbux,

the richest and the most
ruthless woman in the world.

I'm Grace Gaultier,
and I was an orphan

until Mama took me in.

♪ I rock the finest labels

♪ In Mama's gilded cage
- Yes!

♪ My wardrobe's chic,
but I can't speak ♪

♪ I signed an NDA ♪

both: ♪ Category is
luscious body, body ♪

♪ Body, body, body ♪

♪ Category is luxe queen ♪

♪ Luxe queen, luxe queen ♪

♪ Category is
town and country ♪

♪ Town and country,
town and country ♪

♪ Category is see and be seen ♪

I'm last year's winner,
Cecile Cartier,

and I'm Mama's favorite.

♪ I'm dripping
in pure opulence ♪

♪ These jewels,
they cost a ton ♪

♪ But if I shine too bright
and steal Mama's light ♪

♪ Ooh, honey, I'm done ♪

Bring it to the floor!
I don't want to see 8s.

I don't want to see 9s.
Bitch, I want to see 10s!

both: ♪ Ball, ball,
bring it to the ball ♪

♪ It's starting now,
come one, come all ♪

♪ Stomp that floor,
arch that back ♪

♪ Snap that fan, crack, crack ♪

Yes!

Oh, absolutely, honey.

Absolutely!

And now the mother
of all mothers.

both:
Mama...

Bigbux!

Check this, don't wear it.

♪ Down on Breezy Street ♪

♪ We don't give, we take ♪

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
snatching tax breaks ♪

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
the power's real ♪

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
we seal the deal ♪

♪ When I want diamonds,
I buy the mine ♪

♪ I own the moon
'cause I like the shine ♪

♪ I bought the ocean
just to take a dip ♪

♪ I'm a billionaire
on an ego trip ♪

- Luxury!
- Look at that luxury.

Not even close, honey.

♪ I got big bucks,
and I cannot lie ♪

♪ My dividends multiply ♪

♪ You're lower class,
and I own your ass ♪

♪ When I say jump,
you ask how high ♪

both:
How high?

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
we don't give, we take ♪

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
snatching tax breaks ♪

Check the deduction.

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
the power's real ♪

I love power.

♪ We seal the deal ♪

I made my money
the old-fashioned way.

I inherited it.

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
the power's real ♪

♪ Down on Breezy Street,
we seal the deal ♪

Which one of you bitches
is my new drag daughter?

Let the competition begin.

Category is Rags to Bitches.

From the House
of Shenanigans,

it's Lil Salty and Big Peppa.

both: ♪ Hard knock queens
take the stage ♪

♪ Champagne dreams
on minimum wage ♪

♪ Serving face
and looking tight ♪

♪ Wearing clothes ♪

♪ We mopped last night ♪

♪ Yeah, we've arrived ♪

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe ♪

♪ Keep the empty wallet ♪

♪ I'm a girl on a budget,
made this look from scratch ♪

♪ Uh-uh, don't judge it ♪

♪ Copying fashion
from the pages of "Vogue" ♪

♪ Honey, why y'all
gagging so? ♪

♪ Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh ♪

♪ No silver spoons,
but I make 'em eat ♪

♪ I gag them all
with this fierce-ass beat ♪

♪ Thrift-store drag,
you dig my style ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm never
fully dressed ♪

♪ But I got a big smile ♪

both:
♪ Hard-knock queens

♪ Take the stage ♪

♪ Champagne dreams
on minimum wage ♪

♪ Serving face
and looking tight ♪

♪ Wearing clothes ♪

♪ We mopped last night ♪

♪ Ugh, ugh, ugh,
ugh, ugh, ugh ♪

Clean up on aisle six.

Where is that rotten Fannie?

Oh, no!
It's Miss Shenanigans.

Quick!
Jab her with a safety pin.

both: We mean we love you,
Miss Shenanigans.

I'll deal with you
two losers later.

Well, hello, Mama Bigbux.

Are your legs tired?

'Cause you've been running
through my mind all night.

Madam, please.

Category is delusional.

And drunk.

Hey! I'm not as think
as you drunk I am.

♪ I used to be the gal

♪ That fellas wanted to date ♪

♪ A knockout, a bombshell,
sex on a plate ♪

♪ My moves and curves ♪

♪ Kept all the boys
so captivated ♪

♪ Now they just whisper,
look at her ♪

♪ She's so intoxicated ♪

Key change!

♪ I've paid my dues
in shabby shoes ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Now it's my time to shine ♪

♪ Like the top
of the Chrysler Building ♪

♪ So, Mama, please say ♪

♪ You'll pick me ♪

♪ And we'll have a real good ♪

♪ Time ♪

Uh-oh.

Bitch broke a hip.

That's okay.

I don't feel a thing.

Brandy, look at all
these beautiful girls.

What do I have
that they don't have?

Duh!

That big, fat, juicy--
totally natural--ass.

Leapin' lizards!

Brandy, you can talk?

Yes, bitch.

You just never let me get
a word in edgewise.

Oh, Brandy.

What would I do without you?

Tonight's final category
is two best friends.

♪ She just want to dance ♪

♪ She--she just want to dance ♪

♪ She just want to dance, she

both: ♪ We're little bitches,
we're barked and blessed ♪

♪ Want to double your fun?
Pay up, invest ♪

♪ We started with nothing,
but we changing that story ♪

♪ Two best friends
is the category ♪

♪ Let's hear it
for my bestie ♪

♪ My ride-or-die bitch ♪

♪ The big-bottom dollar
going to make us both rich ♪

♪ I bark for that booty,
I howl for her drag ♪

♪ My top dog for life,
now watch my tail wag ♪

Your turn, Fannie.

You mean like this?

♪ Not just cake,
I'm the whole bakery ♪

♪ If you got the icing,
come spread it on me ♪

♪ Watch me walk,
watch me bounce ♪

♪ I'm a cultural event ♪

♪ Gonna have Mama Bigbux
paying my rent ♪

♪ She just want to dance,
she--she just want to dance ♪

both: ♪ We're little bitches,
we're barked and blessed ♪

♪ Want to double your fun?
Pay up, invest ♪

♪ We started with nothing,
but we're changing that story ♪

♪ Two best friends
is the category ♪

♪ She's the queen of cake ♪

♪ She's my canine crew ♪

both:
♪ New York hot dogs ♪

♪ Mama, we're two ♪

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Fannie, I don't need
anything but you...

and that priceless ass.

Leapin' lizards!
We did it, Brandy.

We have a home.

Sorry, but
no support animals allowed.

- Oh.
- Go ahead, Fannie.

This is your big dream.

I don't have all day.

Fannie, I need your answer.

Mama Bigbux, my answer is...

is...

yes!

As in, yes, I'm going to start
my own house.

And I'm going to call it

the House
of See You Next Tuesday.

Mama Bigbux, you're fired.

Wait. Can she do that?

♪ Keep your hard knocks,
keep your gold ♪

♪ We'd rather have
a hand to hold ♪

♪ The house we want
ain't filled with bling ♪

♪ It's made with love,
that's everything ♪

all: ♪ So if someone
flips the bird ♪

♪ Tell em,
see you next Tuesday ♪

♪ A dirty four-letter word ♪

♪ Tell 'em,
see you next Tuesday ♪

- So when should we meet?
- Give you one guess.

all:
♪ Next Tuesday ♪

♪ Next Tuesday,
I'll see you next Tuesday ♪

♪ You're only a week away ♪

♪ Next Tuesday, next Tuesday ♪

♪ I'll see you next Tuesday ♪

♪ You're only a week away ♪

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Yeah!
- Yeah.

"]

Category is
beige against the machine.

Up first, Myki Meeks.

Now, who the fuck
is Pleather?

She's an international
super villain

on a mission
to paint the world beige.

I don't think they expected

this type of silhouette
from me,

but the look is powerful.

You say latex,
I say slay-tex.

Darlene Mitchell.

How tweed it is.

I don't know about you,
but I think this look

could use some shoulder pads.

Every type of tweed
you can possibly think of--

we've got a bunch
of different texture

to commit to being huge
and taking up

as much space as possible,
vertical and horizontal.

You know, thin may be in,
but flat is where it's at.

Kenya Pleaser.

From the House of La Beige.

This beautiful beige fabric

is actually imported
from Nigeria.

It was really important that
I highlighted Black artists.

I am serving you Blackness
on a platter, honey.

- You heard of Pam Grier?
- Uh-huh.

This is Tan Grier.

Juicy Love Dion.

I've heard of wizard sleeves,
but this is ridiculous.

I am beige
from head to toe--

Italian couture, baby.

I look like I'm
from another planet.

And that's what I love.

Must be jellyfish,
'cause jam don't shake.

Athena Dion.

Oh, she making it grain.

Burlap is not a fabric

you would typically think
to wear.

It's, like, for potatoes.

But I feel so glamorous.

Honey, they say
to take one thing off

before you leave the house.

My theory is,
put one thing on.

Add ten, honey.

She's the best in her field.

Discord Addams.

Ten hours later.

We'll be right back after
a word from our sponsors.

- Mama, I'm coming.
- I know.

I'm on my way.

Anybody want
to go get dinner?

Sure.

This is a departure from
the normal punk-rock Discord.

My hair is high fashion.

I have on the
tightest-fitting sequin dress.

And this look, it's still me,

even though
it's not all black.

- What did Taylor Dayne say?
- What?

Don't rush me.

Nini Coco.

- Remember Max Headroom?
- Yeah.

This is Max Boardroom.

Beige is such
a fun challenge.

I upcycled a bunch
of denim khaki pants

and created this vertical
pinstripe textile--

executive realness.

I'm serving fierce CEO energy.

Don't mess with me, fellas!

Jane Don't.

She's from The Golden Beige
of Hollywood.

I am giving a recreation

of an iconic Mae West costume.

The base is beige,
but I have branched out

through the universe
of neutrals,

and I am just wiggling
my way down the runway.

Foxy lady.

Faux foxy lady.

Oh, faux she better did.

Welcome, queens.

This week the Rusical
and the runway

were fantastic.

Still, I've made
some decisions.

Darlene Mitchell...

Nini Coco...

great job this week.

You are both safe.

- Thank you.
- You may leave the stage.

Thank you.

Queens,
you represent the tops

and bottoms of the week.

And keep in mind--
we are splitting hairs,

because you
are all so wonderful.

First up, Myki Meeks.

This "ensemblay"--
I love it.

It kind of feels like
an expensive car interior.

I have no idea
why I feel like that.

Yes, your outfit looks
like rich Corinthian leather.

Yes!

You had the hardest job
out of everybody tonight.

Your character had to go
through the biggest journey.

You nailed every emotion,

and I was there with you
the whole time.

When I was helping you with
the vocals for the girl groups,

I remember you saying,
yeah, I sing,

but you didn't make
a thing about it.

I didn't know
that you could do that.

You're not a singer?
Like...

I am trained
in musical theater.

It's kind of a passion

that I didn't feel
like I was good enough in.

But now it's cool
to have both worlds.

You need to do them both.
You need to do them both.

Yeah.

I was blown away
by your voice.

Also, am I allowed to say I was
blown away by the butt, too?

Yes!

- I was blown away by the butt.
- Oh, okay.

I was blown away.

Like, when you were dancing,
it was incredible.

Benny, the show
was called "Fannie."

I heard that you had
to fight for this role.

And you fought for it, why?

Part of me knew
that this was a chance

to showcase a skill I haven't
done in a very long time.

It felt like reclaiming
an art form

that I didn't feel
good enough in.

And I felt like there
was a lot of power

in this type of challenge.

I got to say--tonight
was so incredible for you.

Just fantastic.
- Thank you. Thank you.

Up next, Kenya Pleaser.

- You look so beautiful.
- Thank you.

This hair is gorgeous.

Just this red lip with this
glowing skin is so beautiful.

You were the perfect person
to open up the ball.

The understanding
of the ballroom scene--

I could hear it in your vocals.

I will say some of the lip sync
was a little questionable,

and I think it only happened

when you were thinking
about choreography.

That was a small little bit
of nitpicking.

But the charisma--
it was crazy.

The whole rest of the play just
disappeared when you came out.

You were fantastic.

And, again, we're splitting
hairs, but you were marvelous.

Thank you.

Up next, Juicy Love Dion.

Beige is probably not one
of my favorite colors,

but somehow I want to go buy
a beige suit right now

and put it on.

Are you, like,
a professional dancer?

Not really professional.

I love how everyone just
tries to downplay themselves.

They're like, no,
like, I don't sing.

I'm just, like,
Broadway-level singer, like...

In this situation,
with her grand personality,

Kenya dominated you.

You were great.
You were wonderful.

You just got little outshone.

Some of the other duos--

they were a little bit
more connected together.

You hit all the marks.
You did all the techniques.

In terms of infusing your
character with a point of view,

that's what was missing.

There were moments.

Like, when you
would scoot down your skirt,

that was like,
oh, she's that girl.

But that was the only time

I felt that the character
came through behind your eyes.

Athena Dion.

This, to me, I love this,
because this is, like, drags.

Hello.

That's the way
Athena Dion does drag,

and I like that.

Big Mamabux--what a fun role.

But the same thing
happened to you

that happened with Juicy.

There were some moments
that you were really locked in,

and I got it.

And then
there were some moments

that you were just kind of
reading what was on the script.

I don't need anything
but you.

Yeah, it is a tough role,

where you're, like,
the most important,

but then you have
to, like, disappear.

And then you got to be
important again,

then disappear.

What I loved about you
is that I don't think

that ballroom dance
is really in your wheelhouse.

Not really, no.

You were able
to take on the challenge.

But if you don't let it show
in your face,

the world won't know.
- Right.

And, again, I said this--
we are splitting hairs

because you were all fantastic.

Up next, Discord Addams.

- Well, Discord, here we are.
- Hi, honey.

You struggle with walking.

So, when you had to dance

in, like, a funky rap duo...

I was like, oh, shit.

I'm sweating.

Like, literally,
I had, like, beads sweating.

I was like, oh, my gosh,
come on, Discord.

And you did it.

When you guys
came out together,

you actually felt like a duo.

Like, it felt like it gelled
and it was working.

And then tonight--
I'm not sure what this is.

You know, I'm still trying
to figure it out,

but it is glamorous,

and something about the hair,
I'm really loving.

You do look gorgeous.

It looks like
you're paying homage

to the great Holly Woodlawn.

And we talked
about matching energy.

You both matched energies.

It was really, really fun.
- Thank you.

All right, Jane Don't.

Tonight, yes,
like, you look so hot.

This collar
that goes on forever

and frames you perfectly,
the jewels--

it was amazing.

Miss Shenanigans--
this role is iconic.

You had said that you had sung
and you were a theater kid.

You proved it.

It was perfection.

There was physical comedy.

There was choreography
in there.

You came on that stage
and ripped it.

I'm not a huge dancer,
so I...

we got through it.
- You did it.

I mean, the vocals,
everything--

well done tonight.
- Thank you.

- Well done.
- Thank you.

Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges
and I will deliberate.

All right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Let's start with Myki Meeks.

First of all,
wanting that role

shows that you want it all.

- Mm-hmm.
- It shows you want everything.

Like, she sang like, one, two--
like, she sang a million songs.

You could tell
that impostor syndrome

was just in there
for the girl group.

But you know what?
She said, uh-uh, see you later.

I loved her performance.

And then tonight
on the runway,

I thought
she looked beautiful.

It was a real, like,
clear point of view.

Kind of looked like
the inside of a Volvo

in the chicest way possible--
I loved it.

I thought she came
with the goods.

- Yeah.
- All right, Kenya Pleaser.

She really kicked
the door open

when she walked onstage.

You felt the energy...
- Mm-hmm.

And you felt like
she really made it her own

and worked the room.

I thought
she looked beautiful.

I really love this hair
that she had on tonight.

You know, it gave me
"power to the people,"

which I always love.

Let's talk about Juicy.

Tonight on the runway,
I thought this was beautiful.

There was so much to look at

that it was almost
a tad too busy.

I saw amazing dance moves.

I didn't get a sense

of her personality
through what was happening.

She was much more low-key
than Kenya was.

Kenya ate her up.

She's a beautiful kid,
and she's a hard worker.

But there needed to be

more of an editorialized
point of view.

Yeah.

- Athena Dion.
- I loved her outfit.

The floral piece
was crazy enough,

and then whatever the wheat
was coming out of it.

She crushed it.
She crushed it.

Athena had the right role.

The issue was Athena
didn't really understand

what she needed to do
all the time.

Mm-hmm.

Tonight when the dance
started happening,

I could see the fear.

If she were to do
this next week,

she would have found
those moments.

Tonight, not as great
as she would be even tomorrow.

Discord Addams.

I was a little nervous.

But I was really proud of
what she was able to achieve.

I wasn't sure what
the linguini of it all was.

But that strut out with those
little tiny steps coming out--

only Discord could have
did that, and I'm with it.

Jane Don't.

Carol Burnett actually
is one of my big inspirations.

I love Carol Burnett,
and I was really hoping

that she would kind of embody
some of that.

And then she put Jane Don't
on top of it.

So it actually made it
even better.

And then she wants
to give us that runway?

Right.

I would buy a ticket
front row to any show

that she is in.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Myki Meeks,
your Fannie was simply...

ass-tounding.

Jane Don't,
your 11:00 number

was right on time.

Jane Don't, condragulations.

You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

Thank you so much!

Thank you.

You've won
a cash tip of $5,000.

This is my second win.

We are off the plateau, baby.

I'm over the moon.

Myki, you are safe
to slay another day.

Thank you.

You may both join
the other girls.

Juicy Love Dion,

you are one fierce dancer,

but your acting did not bring
the house down.

Athena Dion,
your performance was rich...

but you didn't own everything.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

Kenya Pleaser,
Discord Addams, you're safe.

Thank you.

The position I'm in right
now is having the one thing

I've wanted more than
anything in my life

standing right in front of me

and the one person that means
the most to me in my life

standing between that.

Baby, I love you
with all my life,

and I know she loves me
with all of hers.

But one of us is only going
to come out of this alive.

Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare

a lip-sync performance

of "Call Me When You Break Up"

by Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco,
and Gracie Abrams.

The time has come...

For you to lip sync...

for your life.

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic
voice-message system.

- Orez...
- Is not available.

At the tone,
please record your message.

♪ Call me
when you break up ♪

♪ I want to be the first one
on your mind ♪

♪ When you wake up ♪

♪ I miss the way
we'd stay up ♪

♪ We'd talk about forever ♪

♪ When I'm taking
off my makeup ♪

♪ Call me when you break up ♪

♪ And maybe for a time ♪

♪ I could have the space
they take up ♪

♪ And make you forget
what their name was ♪

♪ And when
you're feeling down ♪

♪ I could show you
what you're made of ♪

♪ Call me when you break up ♪

Go!

♪ Call me
when you break up ♪

♪ I'll make it worth it ♪

♪ I'll make it worth it,
I'll make it worth... ♪

This is one of those moments
that I just have to let go--

no thoughts, just feeling.

♪ Call me
when you break up ♪

♪ I'm battling
the lack of us ♪

♪ I've looked for medication ♪

♪ Tried every
obvious replacement ♪

♪ In bars
and strangers' beds ♪

♪ Until my faith
was in the basement ♪

♪ Won't you call me
when you break up? ♪

♪ I feel so out of luck ♪

♪ I'm skipping cracks
along the pavement ♪

♪ Look, I'm emotionally
bankrupt ♪

♪ We're so meant
for each other ♪

♪ I mean, God, when will you
wake up, wake up? ♪

♪ Call me when you break up ♪

This song itself carries
such a message of,

you have your person
that you fall back on,

and Athena definitely
is that for me, so...

I don't know why it's so hard.

♪ I'll make it worth it ♪

♪ I'll make it worth it,
I'll make it worth it ♪

♪ I'll make it worth it ♪

♪ I'll make it worth it,
I'll make it worth it ♪

♪ I'll make it worth it ♪

Oh, you picked up, um...

♪ Call me when you break up ♪

♪ Unless you found
the person ♪

♪ That you want
a new name from ♪

♪ I'd like to be there
when that day comes ♪

♪ You know I'm always here,
so don't ever be a stranger ♪

This is too much.
This is too much.

Queens...

I've made my decision.

Juicy Love Dion,
shantay, you stay.

You may join
the other girls.

I love you so much.

Athena...

thank goddess
we got to know you.

Now sashay away.

Thank you
for this opportunity

and for this world
you've created for all of us.

I'm eternally grateful.

I love you so much.

May your prosecco
always be on ice.

May you always fly first.

Always settle for more

and never accept any less.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

Well, that's a wrap, folks.

The Greek goddess
has sashayed away.

This is probably the toughest
thing I've ever had to do.

Juicy is like
a piece of my heart

that lives outside of my body.

We have
shared so much together,

and I'm so proud of her.

And as long as she's still
in the game,

I'm still in the game.

And she's going to bring
that crown home.

Condragulations, queens.

And, remember, if you can't
love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

all:
Amen.

All right,
now let the music play.

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't, uh ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

Please welcome back
to the competition...

No, do not bring these girls
back in this competition.

It moves beautifully.

It shimmers all
in the right way.

You have done
a miraculous job on it.

I'm not the judge--it's not
my opinion that matters.

Discord, I thought
it was your time tonight.

Same.

♪ Good luck and don't

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, no ♪

♪ Give yourself permission to
take the script and flip it ♪

♪ 'Cause if you're not
like other bitches ♪

♪ Then show me
something different ♪