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It's okay.

You guys can just tell us.

No, it's not that.

Were you guys comparing who was bigger?

No, we were in different bathrooms, jacking off.

It's just coincidence that we came out at the same time.

Dude, that's too much info for our stepmoms.

Go ahead, honey.

Eat your lunch.

I kind of lost my appetite.

You know, if you two were joking off, that's okay.

Yeah, it's perfectly normal for guys to be joking off a lot.

I mean, if you guys like each other, that's totally okay, too.

We don't.

I wonder who's bigger.

I wonder who could last longer.

So, does that mean you would be okay?

If I had some fun with your friend and you could have some fun with mine.

Like, would you two be okay with being naked next to each other?

Yeah.

I mean, if I get to fuck his stepmom, I'll whip it out right now.

Yeah, me too.

I mean, his father hasn't been taking care of my needs.

Maybe just, you know, just a little handjob. Like a friendly handjob.

Yeah, really friendly handjob. Just like a quick, friendly... Yeah.

What's going on?

Well... My friend's taking care of you, honey, and I'm going to take care of

your friend.

This is really treating me, Evan.

I feel you.

I would really love to fuck your stepson.

Yeah.

Same.

So, you guys won't tell your father, right?

No, not a word. I promise.

Yeah, we won't say anything ever.

I think we'd be more comfortable on the couch.

Yeah, I think so.

See, you don't need to jerk off when you have this.

I'll never jerk off again.

Thank you.

Mm hmm.

Oh my god.

um um

Your steps don't feel so nice. Oh, so does yours.

Oh my gosh.

He's so big.

What else are friends for?

Bye bye.

I'm sorry.

You know what?