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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:24,770 Boys and girls rooms coordinate their jobs this morning. Several of the fish 2 00:00:24,770 --> 00:00:28,550 have jobs that force them to leave their rooms or enter rooms they are barred 3 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:33,870 from. Landon's job today is, quote, janitor again. He cannot enter the 4 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:38,530 room even though the instructions explicitly tell him to. 5 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:41,590 Oh boy, oh boy, I have a great job again today. 6 00:00:42,370 --> 00:00:43,370 Janitor again! 7 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:48,230 You know that you're the best at cleaning, right? Yeah. 8 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,000 I would not have anybody else in the whole house. 9 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:57,360 You are... Well, I mean, you guys ran this already for three times on me, 10 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,540 Are you... Is that okay? 11 00:00:58,960 --> 00:00:59,839 It's fine. 12 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,960 It's just I want to do another job once in a while. 13 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:08,320 We may do a song, too. Yeah, I know. I appreciate that, too. 14 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,160 That took us a while to make. You know what I mean? Yeah. 15 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:24,350 J .D.'s job is news anchor. He must host a show called J .D. Report and get 16 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:26,570 people's reactions to the events of the day. 17 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:30,030 Anissa and Drake run the market. 18 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:36,570 Anissa is in charge in the evening, but gets distracted and leaves, and multiple 19 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:39,610 people steal from the abandoned marketplace. 20 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:46,390 I always try to do monologues for characters I wish I could act as, like 21 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:47,389 would cast me as. 22 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:51,270 So I made this one and scored it and set up a camera I thought would be cool to 23 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:52,270 do in front of the fireplace. 24 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:56,590 Do like a little voice with it, like a little accent with the character too. 25 00:01:56,790 --> 00:02:01,330 My first sexual experience was with a mom, I'll say that. 26 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:07,310 I have such a heart for kids and the moms loved me for that. And they would 27 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:12,030 me to babysit and yeah, so I had like a mom thing for a while. 28 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:16,240 Which is cool, because they got a lot of experience, especially if they're like 29 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,460 30s and 40s. And you were 17? 30 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:21,880 Yeah, I'm a young guy. So you were raped as a child? 31 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:27,560 Head must get everyone to pull his finger, not knowing that Vicky's job is 32 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,499 not do it. 33 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,660 Bashir's job is... 34 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:34,970 bug scientist the bug collecting job that the twins had early on he goes to 35 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:38,410 for advice and they agree to teach him the good spots with natural bug 36 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:44,710 enthusiasm i'm looking for dead ladybugs i'm looking for dead bugs today i'm a 37 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:47,710 bug scientist so i need some advice and supervision 38 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:54,450 Yeah, look at my window, especially. 39 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:58,410 Well, in the jungle room, I don't think I'll be able to go in there, but maybe 40 00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:00,610 I'll be able to make a deal with you guys. I think Edward. 41 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:02,390 Yeah, you can come in here. 42 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,550 I think I'm working in the room. The moment I say that, you have to stop 43 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:07,550 her around. 44 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:08,950 It's her job, you know. 45 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:11,030 I'm glad I'm here. 46 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:11,929 It's okay. 47 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,090 We just need to know what she thinks. 48 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:17,270 How you doing? I'm a little prejudiced against clankers. 49 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:21,610 Well, remember... I don't like clankers, so... Dirty wire back. 50 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:26,190 I don't like dirty wire back clankers, so... No, I'm just kidding. 51 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:31,970 No, clankers specifically, really. Okay, okay. Goddamn little... You could get 52 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:34,230 in trouble from the production if she said to tell me a lot. 53 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:40,850 No, we like her. She's a house clanker. I'll try my best, but, you know... She's 54 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,830 not a field clanker. She's a house clanker. 55 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:01,100 Bashir agrees to tip the twins for their advice, sympathetic to the fact they 56 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,820 have to feed two people on one income. 57 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:07,160 The twins report that the lucid dream medication caused them to dream of bugs. 58 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,940 I think it might be the head thing. 59 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:19,180 Your heads are too far apart. 60 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:23,500 Can we do that? Can they take more than one? 61 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:25,220 How many can they take? 62 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,440 Up to ten. 63 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,020 Let's just start off in dosage. 64 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:37,800 So, how it works is to absorb the intangible, you have to 65 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,800 make a physical connection. 66 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:41,910 You following? Yeah, that makes sense. 67 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:48,250 So, if I were to get your graph, what I would do, I 68 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:50,270 personally don't like the hand. 69 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:52,630 I'd go for something like this because of the brain. 70 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:56,570 Oh, yeah, something like their head. That's where all of the information is 71 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:59,830 stored. Give as much information from his head as you can. 72 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:07,490 He loves to know when the downloads are completed. Say some stuff JD would say. 73 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:12,670 I like AI. 74 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:14,710 What are you guys up to? 75 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:15,790 Hey, what are you guys up to? 76 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:18,870 Anyways, I've been to Jamaica. 77 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:20,510 Has anyone ever been to Jamaica? 78 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:21,990 Yeah. 79 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:24,390 Try to do his voice. 80 00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:26,130 Hey, I'm JD. 81 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:27,930 There we go. Wow. 82 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,930 Wow. What are you guys working on? What are you guys thinking about? 83 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,970 Hey, you guys want to go to work on that cartoon upstairs? 84 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,480 Okay, can we do that? No, I'm not going to be funny. JJ's not funny. 85 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,100 JJ, JJ, Chad, Chad, circumflex. 86 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,900 Vicky, what's the hardest thing you've ever overcome? 87 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:48,400 Probably moving away from my parents and living on my own. 88 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,900 It's scary sometimes, but I got used to it. 89 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,140 The dark house, alone. 90 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,180 But now I like it. 91 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,720 That's why it's hard here. 92 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:03,560 Vicki, are you addicted to cram? 93 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,820 Yeah, how are you feeling? 94 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,140 No. No? 95 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:07,800 Is he addicted? 96 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,720 It's not that I'm addicted. It's my medicine, you're right. It's not 97 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,260 It's not even an addictive substance. 98 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,800 It's not an addictive substance, but I still need it, you know. It's not like 99 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,540 heroin. If I don't have it, then I do feel like an addict. 100 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:19,900 People are acting like it's like heroin or something. 101 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,740 They don't know. Yeah, they don't even know. It's not. It's completely 102 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:25,540 different. Nobody here probably even heard of it. It's not even addictive. 103 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,480 Yeah. Why do you drink every day, Vicki? 104 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,060 Because it's cool. 105 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,140 Yeah, I like beer. 106 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:33,740 I like to feel like Hank Hill. 107 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,580 Hey, Landon, clean my air. 108 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:37,940 Clean my air. 109 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,980 Don't just clean it, whack it. 110 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:46,320 I like being here, but I don't really know what's going on. Bingo, bongo. 111 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:49,800 I'll just keep cleaning because that's my job. 112 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:54,160 I hope the game producers know what they're doing, making me a janitor. 113 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:58,020 I hope you guys know how important this is. This can be a huge boon to your 114 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:02,380 game. Here in the house, if you become fully psychic, by the time next 115 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:06,740 elimination rolls around, you're literally... Head poops in a bucket for 116 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,680 and then wanders around with it like it's his best friend. 117 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,120 Oh, it stinks. 118 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,400 Like, real bad. 119 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:14,220 Yo, 120 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,760 if you can smell this, you die. 121 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:18,520 Hey, Pig and Pop! 122 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,460 Yeah? Come here. 123 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,020 No. Please. 124 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,380 Yeah? I have a question. 125 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:25,700 What's up? 126 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:28,630 Come on inside the bar. You don't need to come over here and check it out. 127 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:30,430 Go around. You won't have to see me. 128 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:31,930 I'm right here. I can see you. 129 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:33,530 No, come over here. Right here. 130 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:35,510 Yeah, what's up? 131 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,070 Can you smell it? 132 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:38,530 Does it stink? 133 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,190 What? What? What is it? 134 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:43,490 Oh, what's wrong? 135 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,470 Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. 136 00:07:47,490 --> 00:07:48,490 Oh, my God. 137 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,550 Oh, God. We're all over there. What? 138 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,650 Janitor. Shit bucket. Yeah. 139 00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:21,310 Can I show that on camera? 140 00:08:25,469 --> 00:08:28,050 Dude, you gotta stop fucking following me around. 141 00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:35,610 That's fucking disgusting. 142 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:40,730 Jet tries to explain to Emma that she has to use the washboard to clean the 143 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:43,770 laundry the old -fashioned way as her job. 144 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:46,150 That's your washboard. I wanted to bring that to you. 145 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:49,210 But when you're washing the sheets in the bathtub... 146 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:52,570 You've got to make sure the sheets don't get, because there's nails sticking out 147 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:53,389 of this thing. 148 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:58,670 And if you rip up, you see the loose nails on the washboard? If the sheets 149 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:02,210 caught on the nails, it could rip. But when he's gone, she tells Vicki and 150 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:04,330 Anissa that she's not going to do it today. 151 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:09,470 I'll have a big bountiful snake meal when I'm done with what I'm working on 152 00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:10,229 right now. 153 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:14,270 They didn't even give you any soap or, like, detergent to wash on. Also, I just 154 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:16,330 don't know if, like, I'm not doing interviews. 155 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,040 The twins are in Tara's helper. 156 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:45,580 She's sick today and asked for the day off, but her manager told her she had to 157 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:50,380 work. She has to map the obscure edges of the top floor and gets bonked by a 158 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,960 door. The fish have to give her a medical check. 159 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,320 Can you move? 160 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:55,900 Are you going to move forward? 161 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,240 Sure, sure. 162 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:00,980 Grab some of the tummy. 163 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:02,260 You don't want this. 164 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:07,520 I'm seeing if there's any. There was some stuff stuck to the back wheel. It 165 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,660 might have just been like some dirt. 166 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:11,000 Can you try rolling forward some more? 167 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,300 I'm sorry, I'm going to take a look at you, okay? Don't move, all right? 168 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:19,870 One sec. 169 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:22,530 Make sure you're not moving, okay? 170 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:25,410 Just lay your head down gently. 171 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:30,910 You okay? 172 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:35,090 I'm sorry, you okay? 173 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:40,130 You're shaking. 174 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,430 Are you okay? 175 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:46,850 From the moment I saw your face on screen, on that screen, I was in love. 176 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:53,070 You rolled your robot right into my heart. My lily of genus. 177 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,570 Genghis, whatever it's called. 178 00:10:56,730 --> 00:11:02,050 Through we live a world apart. I need to tell you how I feel. I'm sorry for the 179 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:06,290 method in which I'm sending this, but Landon is the only man in the house that 180 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:12,250 trust. If you come to America, I will make you my bride and be your super 181 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,490 buddy to carry you over the thresholds. 182 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:20,530 Oh, nice. 183 00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:21,870 Thank you. 184 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:25,950 And thank you, you know, to give it to Landon. 185 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:29,410 And, yeah, I also trust him. And thank you so much. 186 00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:32,190 Like, you can say on behalf of me. 187 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:35,210 Antara, can you please let Landon kiss you? 188 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:39,130 He doesn't have a lot of experience with girls. And I think if you guys made 189 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:40,650 out, it could help his confidence. 190 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:43,390 Landon, please kiss Antara. 191 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:44,590 He wants it. 192 00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:51,010 Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 193 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:52,570 All right. 194 00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:55,850 You can also send the fly kiss to me. All right. 195 00:11:57,990 --> 00:11:58,990 Thanks. 196 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:02,450 The audience becomes very disapproving of the girls camping. 197 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:13,330 They move to the hallway for scouting reasons, and Emma says they will not 198 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:17,950 tonight. They say none of the men, except for Landon, Even needs the money. 199 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:21,730 and his dogs announce the elimination poem challenge for a $30 prize. 200 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:28,410 All right, y 'all, so we have a little competition going on. 201 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,730 It's a slam poem. 202 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:36,150 Everybody has to write one because it takes a Jew who gets eliminated. It's an 203 00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:39,490 elimination poem about your experience here at Big Tank so far. 204 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:45,210 So whoever wins gets the $30. I can already start off everybody's in the 205 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:49,250 beginning. My experience here at Fish Tank, all that I know is it heads ass 206 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,250 sticks. 207 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:52,930 What's wrong? 208 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:56,070 I'm really bad at running poetry. 209 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,650 What's this one's name? 210 00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,450 Emma, I think. 211 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,510 Emma. She smells of sardines. I don't know. 212 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,790 Does this smell like sardines, Emma? Damn, that's funny. 213 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,900 I want it to be a surprise. 214 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,200 What rhymes with open? 215 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,820 Um... Let's see. 216 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,280 Open. 217 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,160 Moping? Moping. 218 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:22,920 Thank you for teaching me that yesterday. I felt really good all day 219 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,680 Really? Yeah. I'm so happy to hear that. And I nailed the trick this morning, 220 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:30,440 but I didn't think that I would land. I never thought I would leave Van Mardura 221 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:34,140 impaired. I mean, I'm still... My mind is, like, destroyed. 222 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:37,880 I don't even know how to process that. When you step up to read... 223 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,780 You're going to step up kind of right here. 224 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,940 How different season five of Fish Tank is. 225 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,880 Water problems makes it so hard to shit and piss. 226 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,640 Every day a new job. 227 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:51,080 Every day a new slob. Every day talking to Vicky off a ledge when she starts to 228 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,080 sob. 229 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,960 Minor problems create nuclear war. 230 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,080 Sometimes made me wonder what it all was for. 231 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,800 50K would have turned my dreams into reality. 232 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:01,600 And I still don't know what a Muslim is for the half of me. 233 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:08,810 Some negative feedback, but mostly love, sent every single day from the 234 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:09,749 strangers above. 235 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:13,590 No paper towels, and I can't seem to find a clean rag, but it never gets old 236 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:14,590 calling JD a fag. 237 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:19,970 I miss my family, I miss my bed, and I miss my dog, but leaving today will make 238 00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:21,330 me miss my prized hog. 239 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:26,930 Head was a wonderful addition, but he's a disgusting bastard. 240 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,710 Don't make me cry. 241 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,230 And truthfully, I can't get away from his aroma faster. 242 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:35,770 It's a crazy experience, this I know for sure, and I'll never forget when Bam 243 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:36,770 first walked through the door. 244 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:40,670 I hate to be the first one eliminated, and walking out of the dorm, the 245 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:44,110 the store, I didn't win the 50 grand, but still I'm not poor. 246 00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:48,570 Through the fight, I feel so rich with friends, so please, I beg of you, hit me 247 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,990 all up when your time ends. I don't know how to write. Of course, it's the big 248 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:52,990 letters. 249 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,910 With a head like this, you'd think it was full of feathers. 250 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,670 That's not on the paper, though. I just came up here. 251 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,060 Fuck all y 'all, I'm sorry. 252 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,400 I got goosebumps, too. 253 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,760 Like the bumps in my pecker. 254 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:12,240 If I get kicked out of the house, called fish tank, parenthesis, shithouse, my 255 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,560 fat ass will do cartwheels down the fucking driveway just to get hit by a 256 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,560 and be happy again. 257 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,980 P .S. I need dew wipes. 258 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,199 Love, Ed. 259 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,060 The title of this is You Died. 260 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:28,320 If I got exiled from the tank this eve, I would yearn for what could be. 261 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:34,680 The fortune for what I need to succeed is no longer with me, but with the 262 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,780 and the Kratom Queen. 263 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:43,680 This is the end of my quest for me. I am nevermore, and forthmore, J .D. Saget. 264 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:49,520 Here we were in a house of no doors, bugs in the walls, poop on the floors. 265 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:55,220 But now we stand before the outside, thinking back at the times we laughed 266 00:15:55,220 --> 00:16:01,160 cried. We look at each other. Is this really the end? If we could, we would do 267 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,220 it all over again. 268 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,540 My time has come. 269 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:10,420 The tiger was poached. But I did not win the battle. But I won my fish sting 270 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,420 experience. 271 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,360 I was loved. I was hated. 272 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,760 Watched Mohamed Kamikaze. 273 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,440 Kamikaze. 274 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,780 Sorry. Became quick friends with everyone here. 275 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,150 Had a heart -to -heart with the fans. 276 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,030 I tried many new things. 277 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:34,830 I don't want to do this, cry during this. 278 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:38,690 Production ran their bits on me. 279 00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:43,010 Fans give me a song and gifts. 280 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,170 I clean up every day and night. 281 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:51,130 It takes a boy to make a mess. 282 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:52,970 It takes... 283 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,380 It takes a man to clean it up. 284 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:03,300 Before I walk out and say good morning, one thing needs to be said. 285 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,319 Fuck you, ghost politics. 286 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:10,480 But thank you, every each and one of you. 287 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,280 All right, so what'd you call in for this evening? I'm just saying there is 288 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,220 audio of you saying the N -word. 289 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:21,420 No, those are splices. Those are real audio, Ghost. 290 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,619 They're splices and AI. Shut up, you fucking tard. Here's a balloon, all 291 00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:29,740 A Chinese one, too. Fucking fruit bowl. 292 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:34,100 How about a Jimbo Bob radio graffiti? 293 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,419 Fucking shit. 294 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:40,060 Ghost, you will never get rid of me. You know that. God damn it! I once was 295 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,560 sheltered and unprepared. 296 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,360 I even let JD cut my hair. 297 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,880 But when all is said and all is done, I have grown into someone fun. 298 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,400 Thank you for the experience. 299 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:51,660 Love, Emma. 300 00:17:54,180 --> 00:18:00,180 Day one crashing out may have caused a lot of doubt, but I, Vicky, Kratom 301 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:06,440 have shown that I can make a mean Kratom concoction for purification. 302 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,300 I may look queer, but I just really like beer. 303 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:14,130 And I know my time here has brought a lot of cheer. 304 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:20,110 And regardless what happens in this elimination, I will always, always 305 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,410 the Vicky Vape Nation. 306 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,810 Kratom muggers for life. Kratom muggers always strive. 307 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:29,350 Contraband searches like the house at the border. 308 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:31,050 No toothbrush, no razor. 309 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,250 Where the fuck's the order? 310 00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:33,690 I showed up sick. 311 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:34,990 Chat was a dick. 312 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,770 People seemed nice and we fucking counted some ice. 313 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,270 Vaped some Nick. Fucked with Vic. 314 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,050 Got called a faggot 50 times a day. 315 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:46,190 Contestants Bezo and Sherry fucking went away. 316 00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:48,250 Cops once, twice. 317 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,150 Third time they were strippers. 318 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:53,030 Bashir attacking women like he's Jack the Ripper. 319 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:58,410 Protected a tree, now watching a bag. Doing stupid shit like my brain's on a 320 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:01,710 lag. Wish I could have got better. Wish I could have got bigger. 321 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,390 Sad they clipped my wings and pulled that trigger. 322 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,980 Shout out to Landon, Twins, Drake, Had, Nissa, and of course, my white sand 323 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,340 nigga. There we go. 324 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:18,860 I spoke with God and gave my word that if the door were to open and the 325 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:23,540 call to prayer was heard, I would walk through with resolve unbroken, showing 326 00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:29,280 others that a world can exist where faith and play aren't totally distinct, 327 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:34,210 that the followers of the way of pure truth insist that righteousness Be the 328 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,830 battle and let the hard hearts constrict. 329 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:42,350 In the stomach of the whale, in the deep abyss, I sat alone, closing my eyes, 330 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,390 remembering my Lord. 331 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:50,390 I now know that words and actions cannot break what in my heart is known, that 332 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,970 there are many enemies to the beautiful word. 333 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:56,090 When sincerity calls, heaven responds. 334 00:19:56,550 --> 00:20:02,490 I did my duty and am thankful to God for gaining companions with whose souls I 335 00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:03,490 can bond. 336 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:08,000 To you all, I leave a smile, and to fate, a gentle nod. 337 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,460 Sayonara. 338 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,860 Excellent job. 339 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,540 Everybody's poem came straight from the heart. Hedge came straight from the 340 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:19,200 fart. The one that was most thought out, I would have to give it to James. Very 341 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,200 entertaining. 342 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,160 As Landon's cleaning progresses, the time to deal with the jungle nears. 343 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:29,500 J .D. sits outside the jungle room, chatting. 344 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:35,240 until the girls chase him off, insisting that there is no way they will ever let 345 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,600 Landon in to clean. 346 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,740 The twins, always playing mediator, want their friend Landon to be able to 347 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,540 finish his task, so they ask Drake and Bashir. 348 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,400 Who 349 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:55,740 explains 350 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,740 the boys? 351 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:01,060 Sincerely. are only interested in helping Landon. Remember what we said 352 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,640 No penises in this room. I don't see why we should give a fuck about him getting 353 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,060 paid. No, we don't. Why should we give a fuck? We don't care at all. 354 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:10,320 I'm not getting paid. We're not getting paid. How much money do you guys have? 355 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:11,559 A dollar. 356 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560 Do you need the money for it? 357 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,380 No, I was just curious because you guys are always broke. 358 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,299 I'm not. 359 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,400 What do you guys need the money on? 360 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:26,820 Monsters. Did you guys get a monster thing? Yeah. You guys did? Yeah. 361 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100 Yeah. 362 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,440 Now they got riddles. 363 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,780 If you ever, never have ready for a monster, let me know. 364 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:38,860 Okay. Thanks to all of you. Hey, you fucking punks. Big mistake fucking with 365 00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:41,780 Landon. Are you proud of it? Are we fucking? 366 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,400 What the fuck? 367 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,500 Let Landon clean the room. 368 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,300 Hang the coal burner. 369 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,940 No. 370 00:21:54,530 --> 00:22:01,050 I don't know if all of the soil is even attainable because it's like the vacuum 371 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:03,270 when I tried last night. Can I think it over? 372 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:07,810 Or is this a moment I had to decide now? No, you can think it over. Thank you, 373 00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:08,810 Landon. 374 00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:17,050 Anissa talks to the boys and says Bashir is unaccountable. 375 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,320 And irrational. 376 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,680 If I was Landon, I wouldn't be doing my fucking job. 377 00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:26,120 If I'm getting it fucked with me consistently, and then I'm cleaning up 378 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,320 everyone who's fucking around. 379 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,140 You know what I mean? But you know how Landon thinks. 380 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,140 I mean, Landon doesn't, like, he takes his job really seriously. 381 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,300 It is stupid. 382 00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:41,460 I mean, I feel like they can be making it stupid, but, like, if they just 383 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,940 understood that... 384 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,680 We're not going to do shit. They can move all their shit into the 385 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,240 wherever they want. I'm not like a loose kind of just does whatever. 386 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:54,740 I don't think you're calculated and precise. I think you're kind of fucking 387 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:58,780 and annoying sometimes when you do things like that and then are like, why 388 00:22:58,780 --> 00:22:59,759 this happening? 389 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,520 And it's like, you did this. You started it. 390 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:06,960 And I'm surprised the guys are even wanting to help you. 391 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:11,510 Because they're getting their shit fucked with because of what you started. 392 00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:15,290 What you don't understand, all the guys said that they were going to do that. I 393 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:19,090 was just the only person who did it. Not me. Not you. I never said that. 394 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,090 We used to where I'm coming from. 395 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:25,590 Not really, because you called me dumb, so I don't think that's real. And then 396 00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:29,110 you get stuck on some ego shit, like, wow, you called me dumb, and it's like, 397 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:32,570 no, that's not the point of it. It's just like, you started it, and that's 398 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:33,690 they're acting the way they're acting. 399 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:37,590 They don't understand why I did what I did. 400 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:41,830 Bashir does a much better job of explaining himself to his original 401 00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:45,890 Bingo. He argues that everyone in the house should be able to socialize 402 00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:49,270 and that the chaos he sowed was self -sacrifice in her name. 403 00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:54,150 When it was the tree stuff, we wanted you guys to win. So if he is taking it 404 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:57,630 down like leaves, then it's like chaotic because we don't know who's going to 405 00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:59,130 win. So we wanted to make it. 406 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:04,160 make sure that you would be the one to win. So if he's just taking one lead 407 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,380 here, one lead from here, then it's like we don't know what percentage people 408 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:13,060 have. And that chaos is not conducive to, I don't know, being comfortable. 409 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:15,320 So that was the idea. 410 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,740 Right, exactly. We think that's weird. We like the idea of everybody just being 411 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:18,740 the contestant. 412 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,280 100%. But they're the ones who are making it into this weird team thing. 413 00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:27,620 And we want to break that. We want that to sort of end. We don't like... 414 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:33,120 there to be a long house all right this weird i mean you're all going to turn 415 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:37,400 into eventually emotional i don't know what you know just just and vindictive 416 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,620 and like taking things so personally and being like oh i don't trust you and i 417 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:46,520 hate you i know yeah people can fend for themselves but if they're going to do 418 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,620 this weird like like 419 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,440 Separation. I think it's weird. 420 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,780 That's what we want to break. 421 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:09,740 Upstairs, though, Bingo and Bongo tell the girls that Bashir just wants things 422 00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:13,860 to go his way and that his plan was stupid and mock him. 423 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,780 Production Volon tells Bashir and Vicky to represent their respective teams. 424 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:28,100 As the debate continues, the fish are to move left or right to support who they 425 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:32,800 like. Vicky says her allies feel extremely protective because of Bashir's 426 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,800 kamikaze attack. 427 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:39,240 We have every bag in the house, and we're making sure no one can get into 428 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,240 room. 429 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,980 I just think it's pretty obvious. 430 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:47,680 I think it's stupid. 431 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,140 The whole point of this negotiation is about Landon's job. 432 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,940 He wants to be able to get it done. You guys have been really aggressive with 433 00:25:54,940 --> 00:26:01,140 your kamikaze attack, and it feels a little bit violent, but I understand 434 00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:02,280 it's just in the name of the game. 435 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,980 Bashir feels no reason to do a bum rush on the girls, assuming they don't break 436 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:10,880 peace and assuming production distributes plant matter in many 437 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,540 Unless, like, peace is broken from your side. 438 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:16,440 Anissa asks why he didn't try to get a bag. 439 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:20,360 And Bashir says, I got a bag, and I started putting stuff in, and then I saw 440 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:24,700 that James had filled his bag up with his tree that he had kept. 441 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:30,000 And when I picked it up, it was pretty heavy. So I figured, okay, well, instead 442 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,400 of, like, there's different ways to play games. You can be strategic in 443 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,279 different ways. 444 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,920 He says miscommunication made people think he wanted the twins to lose when 445 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,920 wanted to support them. 446 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,840 Jed encourages the fish to move around if they agree or disagree. 447 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,500 Bongo abandons Bingo to take Bashir's side. 448 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:51,300 PTZ emphasizes the girls are not in accord. 449 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:55,160 The girls offer to clean the jungle room on Landon's behalf. 450 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,420 Ben says this is not allowed. 451 00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:02,500 If I can just say something on Landon's behalf, I mean, Landon obviously takes 452 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:07,420 his janitor thing very seriously, and he sees these jobs differently than most 453 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:09,700 of us. A lot of us are like, okay, well... 454 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,840 I guess this job is not really worth it that day, but it's hard to get that 455 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,840 through to Landon. My goal is not to make things hell for you guys. 456 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,520 My goal is to play the game. 457 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,060 All right. Hold my finger. 458 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,860 Somebody might not do nothing. 459 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:27,420 Hold my finger. This is a negotiation, so we're being serious. Come on, man. 460 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,440 Come on, man. 461 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,820 Hold my finger once. 462 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,880 Let's not. 463 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,320 You might want to pull it. 464 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,300 Shit just rolled down my leg. 465 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:37,760 Interestingly, 466 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:42,450 Pulling his finger sacrificed Vicky's pay for the day because for all her talk 467 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:46,670 about giving up on her job to protect the jungle, all she had to do today was 468 00:27:46,670 --> 00:27:48,350 not pull Head's finger. 469 00:27:48,790 --> 00:27:53,130 The boys agree to be locked away while the girls migrate their bags to another 470 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:56,110 room. Head refuses to be locked up, ever. 471 00:27:56,330 --> 00:28:01,870 I don't even like you. 472 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:04,550 I'm here for me. I'm serious. 473 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,980 I'll rob you. I don't give a shit. You know where I'm from? 474 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,860 30 Duggo, Philadelphia. 475 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:16,920 Drake says after the emotional moment they shared yesterday, the girls' lack 476 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,800 trust is hurting him. 477 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:27,100 Emma says if the boys are willing to swear, they won't attack tonight. The 478 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,640 can move out of the jungle room. 479 00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:30,010 and let Landon clean. 480 00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:34,130 There might be an opportunity for all of us to kind of just hang out tonight, 481 00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:35,310 have a good time. 482 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:39,570 Do you think even if we do all this, that you're still not going to be the 483 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:40,570 that we would choose? 484 00:28:40,590 --> 00:28:43,770 That's what I'm just wondering. At the end of the day, 485 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:51,690 as I said in my poem, whatever happens, I walk through the door of coming 486 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:52,589 on fish tank. 487 00:28:52,590 --> 00:28:56,390 I'm going to try my best to win. I'm not going to win by... 488 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,720 Like, going against what I believe. I'm not going to kamikaze. I'm not going to 489 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,299 go crazy. 490 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:04,380 Can we just, like, clean the plate? 491 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:08,580 Between you two, for money, you two need to resolve this. 492 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:13,680 Which one of you is the better negotiator? Which one do you think did 493 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,680 solve this? 494 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,020 We're deciding? 495 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,780 Yes, between you two. It doesn't make sense because he's going to choose 496 00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:20,080 himself. I would choose myself. 497 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:22,740 I would choose myself as well. I'd choose myself. 498 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,320 Okay, 499 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,760 well. 500 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:31,370 I think I negotiated well. Oh my god, bro, you're killing me. Can I just get 501 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,390 through this? Please. 502 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:37,610 Wouldn't the better negotiator be the one who secured the thing that we 503 00:29:39,350 --> 00:29:40,350 Yeah. 504 00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:45,430 Yeah, I think you're right, actually. $3. 505 00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:49,270 Alright guys, good job. 506 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:50,570 Really? 507 00:29:51,550 --> 00:29:52,890 I'm totally honest. 508 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:05,000 The boys clear out as agreed and say their ace in the hole is a riddle. 509 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:11,640 Head has been leaking plot points well in advance to the fish and keeps saying 510 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,500 plant is a plant and plant lives matter. 511 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:21,000 They believe if they bag him the same way Head bagged Landon last night, they 512 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,280 will get all 230 pounds of him added to their count. 513 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:29,930 J .D. gets permission to enter the girls' corridor by receiving a love 514 00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:34,970 This is a very personal message. Dear J .D., cuck faggot, love fadcore. 515 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,010 Returning to the dorm, the guys don't seem to be on the same page anymore, 516 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:43,270 J .D. refusing to be as vigilant as before, and Drake refusing to answer 517 00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:45,350 when he asks for an update on his strategy. 518 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:50,870 I think you're backing me. I mean, what the plan now is, we win, and we get one 519 00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:51,870 of them out. 520 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:18,880 Just as Landon's hard -earned cleaning job has him at his wits end, 521 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,460 And if you don't want to throw out the vacuum, fine. 522 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,300 Hammer toss it into the fucking wall. 523 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:26,780 You got this. 524 00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:32,440 Oh, that'd be fucking hilarious if I did that. 525 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:38,400 That'd be comedy gold. He comes downstairs and sees Head's friends 526 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,400 feathering him. 527 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,080 Oh, 528 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,000 my God. 529 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,320 I can't breathe. Let 530 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:10,580 me catch my breath. 531 00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:44,910 It's some stinky cheese or something that he got. 532 00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:50,570 I hate 533 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:54,170 you. 534 00:32:55,050 --> 00:32:56,070 You got me good. 535 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:57,850 You're cool. 536 00:32:57,970 --> 00:32:59,050 You want to get to me? 537 00:33:06,879 --> 00:33:10,920 How are you? I feel so bad. How are you? 538 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:18,200 He's a fair fucking man. 539 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:54,520 Don't fuck with the camera guy. Don't fuck with the camera guy. 540 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 If you guys think everything's scripted here, it's not. 541 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,600 The carpet has nothing to do with this. Please leave the carpet alone. 542 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,440 guys know why the fuck I'm upset? 543 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:15,680 I mean, but just state it for the audience. 544 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:20,020 This room is impossible to clean. 545 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:22,140 I thought you were a janitor, though. 546 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:24,200 I am! What do you need? 547 00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:32,540 More mops, more chemicals for floors, 548 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,640 and more rags. 549 00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:42,530 I want you to know that people are taking advantage of your anger. I want 550 00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:48,810 know that I know that you are going to clean every 551 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:52,730 last bit of dirt out of this house. I don't know why. 552 00:35:53,290 --> 00:35:55,450 I don't know what to do. 553 00:35:55,790 --> 00:35:59,870 Maybe we do have the tools. 554 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:02,830 I have to look and see if I do have the tools. 555 00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:09,050 But you most likely don't. It's a possibility I don't. Yeah, exactly, my 556 00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:11,610 No, it's not. 557 00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:19,030 What is it? Right there. You have no idea how bad 558 00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:25,070 I'm craving certain foods right now, but I'm not going to walk out because I'm 559 00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:29,830 fucking hungry for fucking food I can't eat. There he is. There he is. 560 00:36:34,030 --> 00:36:35,030 You did great. You alright? 561 00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:36,270 Yeah, I'm fine. 562 00:36:36,630 --> 00:36:38,870 Well, this has plant matter in it. 563 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:42,370 Oh my gosh. 564 00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:46,910 Landon is amazing, man. Always wondering what the twins are up to. 565 00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:49,110 They're always on their own little adventure. 566 00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:53,470 Twins, can you explain something to me? So you guys hate the smell, but you guys 567 00:36:53,470 --> 00:36:56,990 keep going out, gagging, and coming back in. 568 00:36:57,890 --> 00:37:01,330 You're used to walking. Your goal is right now to try and walk around. 569 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:22,280 Head returns in his formal wear. He says, because he stayed back during the 570 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,320 fight, Drake has a target on his back now. 571 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,180 Yes, sir. You got a dance monkey? 572 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,260 Make my day. 573 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,960 I can't scream. It's from Al Qaeda. 574 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,640 I need money. 575 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:43,220 I need money. 576 00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,340 I need a psychiatrist. 577 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,460 Why am I here? 578 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:55,960 With somebody. 579 00:38:00,230 --> 00:38:03,970 And somewhere down the line, when people talk about strength that didn't bend, 580 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:09,550 about presence that didn't fade, about someone who stood her ground like it was 581 00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:10,550 never negotiable. 582 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:14,530 I thought that was awesome. And I actually think it was really well 583 00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:18,790 the end of the day, the fish spot Ben's phone in a mirror and realize he is just 584 00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:21,030 reading them chat GPT. 585 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:26,550 Jet asks the fish to urgently clean the mess. Bashir asks production while they 586 00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:29,510 clean whether it is allowed to push the fish out the door. 587 00:38:31,590 --> 00:38:36,010 Or Jet offers to give the fish a pizza, but because Lennon doesn't like those, 588 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:41,670 Chet demands a reward more familiar to him. Vicky is assigned to supervise. 589 00:38:42,050 --> 00:38:46,350 Bashir wins an auction to add his own meal to the order, which he tries to 590 00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:50,630 forfeit to the twins because they might get two meals until he learns. 591 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,120 They would only get one. 592 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:55,380 Bam runs Hungry Hungry Hippos with plant matter. 593 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,180 Vicky volunteers to compete against Drake. 594 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,840 Oh! Oh! 595 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,480 Vicky barely even diving. 596 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:13,180 Bashir takes a break before his round, so production amps him up with Breaking 597 00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:17,880 Benjamin again. I obviously took a deliberate L on copyright last time. 598 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:22,160 But going forward, if Bashir makes it past elimination, I performed a little 599 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,040 alternative song. I also played all the instruments and sang it. 600 00:40:04,290 --> 00:40:05,650 Landed, reset, landed. 601 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:06,970 Landed, reset. 602 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,270 They can shoot out. 603 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,050 Emma is just crawling away here. 604 00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:17,370 She's fighting for her life. 605 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,980 The fish enjoy a Landon meal of grilled cheeses and cheese fries, while Bashir 606 00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:48,080 distributes portions of his DoorDash to his people he hopes to make allies of. 607 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,760 Landon is frustrated because the cheese fries he received are not pizza -like, 608 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:54,080 confusing everyone. 609 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:59,080 Landon magnanimously forgives production for the error, but claims he will not 610 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,520 do the janitor job again. 611 00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:02,920 Did we get the wrong front truss? 612 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:07,680 No, that weren't right. I wish I could show you a picture, but it's kind of 613 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,680 to explain it. 614 00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:11,350 cheese fries that you're talking about? 615 00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:15,770 No, but no, no wait, hold back one. 616 00:41:16,450 --> 00:41:21,750 I'm happy either way because it was free food and yeah, flatbread, mozzarella. 617 00:41:22,110 --> 00:41:24,630 It's like a pizza, kind of. 618 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:27,270 Maybe I should have explained it better. 619 00:41:27,690 --> 00:41:30,230 Is it cheese pizza? No, it's just like cheesy red sticks. 620 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:36,850 When you have the chance, look up for Tessie Cheese Fries and you can easily 621 00:41:36,850 --> 00:41:37,850 find it on 622 00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:58,430 Bingo and Bongo are given hood rat outfits, and Anissa is paid to give them 623 00:41:58,430 --> 00:41:59,430 fitting makeover. 624 00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:02,290 Kiki, do you love me? Are you riding? 625 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:06,990 Say you'll never have a lead from beside me. Cause I want you, and I need you, 626 00:42:07,070 --> 00:42:08,530 and I'm down for you always. 627 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:13,950 I'm going Kiki, y 'all finna go to Lenox. Ma, y 'all heard me. Y 'all need 628 00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:15,650 take the Hellcat down to Lenox Mall. 629 00:42:15,990 --> 00:42:17,930 I'm going to Kiki till I Coco. 630 00:42:18,190 --> 00:42:22,510 Nah. I'm going to Kiki till I Coco. Nah. Why you ain't getting more footage of 631 00:42:22,510 --> 00:42:24,310 Kiki and Coco's fine ass booty? 632 00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:26,250 Come on, hook a brother up, camera nigga. 633 00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:29,408 Baby daddy. 634 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:30,410 Oh, gosh. 635 00:42:30,490 --> 00:42:33,530 Nice. How much money do you take for him? 636 00:42:33,850 --> 00:42:37,730 I ain't paying no goddamn child support this month. You can take that half 637 00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:42,190 -breed retard baby and shove it back up in here. I just can't stand to see my 638 00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:45,870 two darlings looking like a bunch of hood rat monkeys. 639 00:42:47,270 --> 00:42:50,570 And now we got a large body count. A large body count. Yeah. 640 00:42:50,790 --> 00:42:51,970 You want to tell us how many? 641 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,720 We're showing you how to wipe the nails 642 00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:31,530 J .D. does his end -of -day report, including Landon, who says he knew fish 643 00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:34,090 would be tough and just found today frustrating. 644 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:37,730 J .D. ends the episode off in a foreboding way. 645 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:39,230 On three. 646 00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:41,390 Bye, fish tank. I don't know. 647 00:43:41,610 --> 00:43:47,070 Oh, I forgot one huge thing. She has a massive penis. Real femboy energy. 648 00:43:48,090 --> 00:43:49,090 Yeah, I do. 649 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,860 Vicky invites herself into a confessional between Landon and Drake. 650 00:43:58,100 --> 00:43:58,740 Drake 651 00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:05,600 says he 652 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,620 sometimes overhears production, but the more important topic he wants to share 653 00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:11,800 is that he has a bold betrayal plan. 654 00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:23,410 Maybe kind of crazy. 655 00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:24,950 What do you mean crazy? 656 00:44:26,210 --> 00:44:31,150 I'm asking for your truck. I know exactly what you're talking about. So, 657 00:44:31,150 --> 00:44:34,470 know the name per se? I can't tell you. You can't say it out loud. 658 00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:39,690 I'll make a play that might make me look... Like a bad person. Not great. I 659 00:44:39,690 --> 00:44:43,490 exactly it. But I will make it. I want to be honest with you. 660 00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:46,370 I can't really tell if you like me or not. 661 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,880 Damn, you're really putting me in a weird position because I know what 662 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,300 saying and I think it's actually a good idea. It's not us. 663 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:56,540 He can't say who it is, but it's not us. 664 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840 I would be interested. 665 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:03,180 Drake accidentally, or maybe not accidentally, states outright he is 666 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:04,180 eliminating Bashir. 667 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:09,880 But I'm telling you, the second he said something that was like, oh, can 668 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,380 somebody put somebody out the window to eliminate them? And they said yes. 669 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,260 I started, like, every time I got close to the window, I started lowering my 670 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:21,620 stance. As if if somebody pushed me, I'm going to sit on the ground. 671 00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:26,080 I would feel, like, a huge weight off me. And, like, I do have a memory. 672 00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:30,820 That's the thing. There's one person that is creating the divide. 673 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,040 I don't like him saying, like, I'm going to protect them. I'm like, you don't 674 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:41,660 protect me at all. I believe that he, the thing about him specifically is he's 675 00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,660 afraid that he's going home. 676 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:47,290 I don't want to say anything that I'm thinking right now. 677 00:45:47,630 --> 00:45:49,230 I just want the blood off my hands. 678 00:45:49,450 --> 00:45:54,870 Like, I just don't want, like... I'm telling you right now, Vicky, I promise 679 00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:59,090 you, I have the most. Will you think you promised me? It makes me feel better, 680 00:45:59,150 --> 00:46:03,810 because, like, you're not saying the name out loud, and I know who you're 681 00:46:03,810 --> 00:46:04,810 talking about. 682 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:06,850 What's up, JD? 683 00:46:08,070 --> 00:46:09,049 What up? 684 00:46:09,050 --> 00:46:10,370 I was looking for you guys. What's up? 685 00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:13,580 My bag is fucking heavy. I mean, like, I don't think anyone's going to be able 686 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:16,340 to steal it, like, one -handed and run off into the night. Like, it's going to 687 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:20,060 take them a fucking while, especially because it's got, like, four bags in it. 688 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:21,320 It's fucking hard to grab. 689 00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:24,760 That's just hard to fucking pick up, so. 690 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:30,680 Branch? You got a big old... I got a big old one branch in this fucking part of 691 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,380 the... What was that, nigga? 692 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:33,700 Yeah. 693 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:39,700 Whoa. I got a good old, big old branch. You know what I mean, my guy, my nigga? 694 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,200 Landon says Bashir is not one of his closest friends and that he is tired of 695 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,720 Bashir peer pressuring him. 696 00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:12,800 It's at this moment that it's worth noting that Stoics are telling a story 697 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,140 strategy snitching rules cannot prevent. 698 00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:20,740 His Stoics has dropped by over 100 fish tokens. 699 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:23,380 But here, look at the Stoics here. 700 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,080 No. 701 00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:30,020 As the fish pack up the meeting, they pat each other on the back in a classic 702 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:35,100 longhousy way, applauding one another for being funny, kind, for cooking. 703 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,060 And for being smart. 704 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,380 Yeah, we're doing JD News. Oh yeah, you wanna do a virtual one? 705 00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:42,340 Please stop talking so much, bro. Please stop talking so much. Sorry. 706 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,280 How's it going, guys? I think things are going well. 707 00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:48,280 Yeah, that's a lot of people in one tiny room. 708 00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:51,340 Yes, it is. 709 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,198 It is strange. 710 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,420 The bashtards are behind you. 711 00:47:55,820 --> 00:47:58,000 Thanks, man. You have them on the ropes. 712 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:03,950 Thank you. You must go full jihad tonight. But if I did that... I would be 713 00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:10,130 breaking the code that I... I mean, I gave them my word. If I lose tomorrow, 714 00:48:10,130 --> 00:48:15,110 fine with that because I played the game the way I wanted. All right, have faith 715 00:48:15,110 --> 00:48:15,928 in the boys. 716 00:48:15,930 --> 00:48:21,530 You cannot have faith in the boys if they are no longer the boys. 717 00:48:22,010 --> 00:48:23,230 They are not men. 718 00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:28,190 They have been utterly broken and mind -raped by the Longhouse. 719 00:48:28,430 --> 00:48:30,490 They are retarded! 720 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,560 Also, if you don't do something, then I will tell Nemeth you are gay. 721 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,120 Don't do that, man. 722 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,260 Like I said, I am always ready. 723 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,760 You guys told me when Vicky entered that room. 724 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:46,340 I can get up, and I can do shit when it's needed. 725 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,760 All right? So have faith in that. 726 00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:50,360 Have faith in that. 727 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:56,260 You gotta know how to draw the bowstring and let go without thinking. 728 00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:00,680 After the discussion... Landon struggles to stay upright in the hammock. I'm not 729 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,680 afraid to still bite. 730 00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:08,980 I'm just going to tell you, if we'd never had that whole talk earlier today 731 00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:15,820 the living room, my plan was to go up there to ask you guys nicely 732 00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:20,780 to move yourself out there freely to do confessional work. 733 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,900 Any room you guys choose will pay. 734 00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:28,820 Bashir hears Drake out and seems unquestioningly accepting of what he is 735 00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:57,960 Oh, I'm just worried. That's why my Stoics went down. Now, if you do do 736 00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:58,899 did shake. 737 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:01,200 So, I'm counting on our honor. 738 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:07,600 Most people rejected the message. They hated Mohammed Bashir because he spoke 739 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,600 the truth. 740 00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:14,240 Exactly. I hate using, like, words, like, not ebonics per se, but just, 741 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:18,940 ebonics. You said the A word. Oh, my God. 742 00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:33,160 The Bible will tell you that's the best way to being a human being. Like don't 743 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,160 steal. 744 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:40,920 Don't cheat on your wife. Don't cheat. Don't. Like all the basic rules. It 745 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,540 like prereq of being a human being. Like don't lie. 746 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,960 I'm surprised. 747 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:50,160 I'm very glad that we could have it. We could have it till nightfall. 748 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:51,940 Yeah, this is awesome. 749 00:50:53,950 --> 00:50:59,590 They fall in line, one at a time, ready to play. 750 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:03,510 I can't see them anyway. 751 00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:08,130 No time to lose, we've got to move. 752 00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:13,550 I am moving side again. 753 00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:18,650 Fire your guns, it's time to unblow me up. 61188

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