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You've got this.

You've wanted to work here forever.

It's going to be great.

Good morning. Oh, hi.

Hi, welcome to Extra Genica. My name is
Jules.

What can I do for you?

It's actually my first day working here.
I'm Jane.

Oh, our new intern.

Amazing. Well, we're so happy to have
you. Well, why don't you get yourself

signed in, and I will notify our head of
HR.

Thank you.

Hello, Cora.

Yes, that's your customer service rep,
Jewel.

Yes, our new intern has just arrived.

Why don't you come and give her a very
warm welcome?

Amazing.

She'll be right with you.

Thank you.

Hey,

welcome.

It's so good to see you here today.

So excited for your big day. First days
are so important.

Right. I'm sure it's going to be
amazing.

So it's a tradition here that we have
everybody gather in the conference room

for introductions.

And so everybody is already gathered.
We've been waiting for you to arrive.

It's very nice that you're on time, by
the way. Thank you.

So why don't you just go ahead over
there and then seat at the head of the

table, and I'll be right behind you. For
sure. Thank you.

As you can see, we have our new intern
here, Jane.

Hi there. So we're just waiting on one
more person to get here.

There she is.

Hello.

So now that we're all seated and
comfortable, it is tradition here that

introduce ourselves.

So why don't we go around the table and
we'll have a brief introduction, name,

and what you do here.

Hi, my name is Emma. I'm the head of the
IT department.

If anything ever breaks, let me know.
And there's a lot of loose.

Give me a ring whenever you need help.

Great.

Hi, I'm Ariel, head marketing executive,
and here we know our client inside and

out.

I'm Amber. I'm the office manager. I'm
actually going to be helping set up

so that I can show you all this.

Awesome.

I'm Kira. I'm the accountant.

And you already met me. I'm Jewel. I
double as the front desk and head of our

customer service department where
satisfaction is always guaranteed.

Cool. She wears many hats here. She's a
go -to switch worker. She's a

professional at all the positions. I can
assure you that.

Well, and then I am, as you know, Cora
Del Rio, and I am the head of human

resources.

You know, just come to me if you have
any problems at all. Feel free and

comfortable to tell me anything that you
need. All right? Thank you. That's what

I'm here for. Awesome.

So right here I have a list of – oh,
sorry.

I had a quick question.

I just was wondering, does the CEO
attend these meetings usually?

Oh, well,

actually, the CEO, she's a very busy
woman. She's always got her hands deep

about everything here.

She'll make herself known when she needs
to be known, and I'm sure she'll run

into you for days out.

Yeah.

Until that moment, why don't we get you
on schedule here? I actually made a

schedule for you, kind of breaking down
your day and what you can kind of

expect. The very first thing that we're
going to do is get you to your workspace

and then get you settled in.

So, honestly.

Would everybody introduce themselves?
And since we're on the clock at this

point, why don't we all adjourn this
meeting and get to business?

Great. Yes.

Thank you, guys.

from IT.

How are you liking your new little
office over here?

I actually wanted to ask you guys about
that. I'm supposed to be finding my

workstation. Oh, here it is. It is the
workstation, actually.

It kind of looks like a break room.

Oh, my gosh.

You're going to get right in.

Get your microwave.

Yeah, your own bathroom. The bathroom is
quiet.

You're going to be in one shower.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

All right, let's get you logged in.

Okay. Do you guys mind, like, walking me
through it? I haven't used a desktop in

a while. It should be easy.

If they weren't here, it's okay. It
should be cool.

All right. Yeah.

Just, like, enter.

Enter.

No.

What are you guys doing?

Date of birth? Is it in?

Yeah. Oh, no, it's not in here.

Date of birth? Yeah.

We're just really, I don't know.

You don't like that. Yeah, we really
love working with each other.

I ended my birthday.

Now what?

Title. Job title.

Job title. Okay.

Intern.

There should be another button.

Yeah. Okay. I see the next button.

Okay.

Brand, brand.

Yeah, intern, brand.

Branch. I don't know what is my branch.

Intern, intern. I already put intern.
That's the job title. I don't know what

branch means. The branch is.

It's okay.

Okay.

Okay, um, it's asking me to set up a
password. Should I just pick any

No, not exactly. You need to security
question right there. Name.

My mother's maiden name. Okay.

The computer's frozen. The computer's
frozen. It's not working.

This?

No, you have to.

I'll show you the password. It's right
there.

Yeah, you gotta use the mouse.

Okay.

It just... Everything went away.

You're going to have to do it all over
again.

Yeah,

these are great questions again.

Data part again.

Okay. Okay.

Job title.

Intern.

Branch. Intern.

Branch. Okay.

Now, let's see.

Security question.

Mom's maiden name.

Yes.

Street name. Street name that I grew up.
Okay.

Is that the double question?

Make sure you add a special character.

What is that? I don't know what that is.

Oh, like exclamation point? Yeah.

Okay,

exclamation point.

Okay.

Okay, it's all set up. My workstation's
all done.

Do you guys want me to leave?

No, no, no, no. There's no rush.

Yeah, relax.

We just got here. You should get
settled.

Do I want to join?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

No, you should stay anyway because
there's a lot of tips you should know.

Yeah,

there should be no fat over there.

A notepad?

You got it? Are you joking? Okay.

I got the notepad.

Okay, now you can turn around and watch.

You have the best place here.

Yeah, if you know whatever comes around.

They could be doing that all day.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, come on, Jay. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, you're taking notes? I'm ready.

No one comes around during lunch.

Oh, good.

Okay, that's it. That's the best fucking
tip. And this is just a fucking con, y

'all. Oh, my God. This is so good.

And if somebody comes in, you know, you
can just literally do this.

Yeah, you can literally do this. You're,
like, so scared.

No panties. No panties. Don't do what I
did.

Yeah. Well, I had a zipper, so.

Oh, jeez. Oh, yeah.

You make sure that everything is easy to
come off. Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I miss y 'all. Come on. Come
on.

Oh, my God.

The best thing is that you get a...

Endless supply of our products. Yeah,
they're everywhere.

Are you guys sure you're supposed to put
that, like, on your stuff? Yeah.

And, of course, you can actually test
it.

How else are you going to know if it's
going to work?

Exactly. Yeah, you need to see how it
works. It's actually really good.

I mean, I would just assume. I would
never assume. You should know.

Yeah. Yeah, how else are you going to?

Never assume.

Yeah, never.

Oh, yes. We want to do it like you're
cuddling, you know. Sometimes it gets

really cold in here. So like cuddle.

You guys cuddle at work?

Oh, we cuddle a lot.

Cuddle.

Nobody's going to fucking hear from you
here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Dread that. Nobody's going
to hear.

No one's going to hear. Especially long
shower.

Long shower is happy hour.

Yeah,

you can speak all day long, too.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, right there.

Are you ready?

Even a diagram helps sometimes.

A diagram of how the product's working.
Yeah.

It's very slippery.

It lasts very long.

Like, you know, I have some lube, just
like... I don't even think

anymore. But yeah, it just absorbs it.

But this one, oh, it stays a while.

Oh, yeah.

I should have said that's lube.

Ours is, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you gonna chew it so hard?

your password, actually.

I already picked a password, so...
You're going to need to change it every

months, actually.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This stuff tastes so good, too.

It's tested. Yeah, it's tested. Come on.

I thought we were a team.

I know.

Do you have a suit too, please?

Should I have a drink?

Yeah, this would be perfect. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What is Jane? Jane, this one. It's so
hard to get this one. It's really easy

get. Yeah, it's delicate.

Oh!

Not that one.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Delicate 15 days.

What? No.

You know how to do it.

You can, like, pull it down.

Yeah.

You sure you don't want to try it?

Yeah. Yeah.

She'll be back. It's okay.

I like her.

I'm going to do it for you today.

You're going to be my company favorite.

I'm going to check all those out.

But I think you did well.

Oh, yeah, me too. I'm like a good girl.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Oh,

God,

yeah. There we go.

Yeah. Come

on.

You know one thing about VIP?

Yeah. You got to make sure it's safe and
secure.

Yeah.

Well, there is day in there.

Should I write that down?

Yeah. You're tiny, though. I think
you're going to be safe and secure.

I

know.

That's the thing. You're tiny, too.

Did you write down your favorite part of
the exercise?

Yeah.

better if you join because you're gonna
actually have hands -on experience on

the whole thing i'm getting plenty of
experience just right here oh that was

just in paper

Well,

you are all set up. Yeah, great.

Good intro.

Don't forget your itinerary. Never miss
your meeting.

And it'll be great.

Yeah, it'll be fine.

If you need more tips, we're here.

Let's call IT.

I'm not the manager.

Mr. Muir? Yeah.

I think we're supposed to be having a
meeting right now.

It says in the itinerary, intro to
marketing.

It's the intro to marketing. If you're
in marketing, you'll need an

introduction.

Okay, stay.

Come on. Okay.

And there's actually something that I
wanted to talk to someone about. I

know who.

The craziest thing just happened to me
while I was setting up my desk.

And these two employees were helping me.

And then they just started having sex
right in front of me.

I didn't... Are you a Karen or are you a
Nancy?

I'm a Jane.

That was not what I asked. You spend all
this time creating personas and you're

not even going to know what the brand is
about?

Are you a model? What are you doing
here?

Faulties.

Can you fix the labels, please?

Marketing, we're spelling here.

Okay.

Read me something.

Designed to support your healthy cycle.

Is that a question or a statement?

Something else.

Contains ginkgo.

Oh, my God.

What modeling agency sent you?

I'm not a model. I'm a... Oh, God, I'm
so ready for me. I love my agency today.

I just checked your books.

Yeah. They're perfect. Just like your
tips.

I love when everything's balanced.

You're right.

You can take care of this for me.

Do

you

want me to leave?

I don't know, Jennifer. I thought we had
a meeting.

Reach your little binder.

Yes. No, no. She's an intern.

Okay.

Welcome to your first day at
Estrogenica.

Some first day activities, maybe. Who
knows this?

I assume HR.

Oh, really?

Fred and Cora.

Oh, gosh. I was trying to tell you what
to do.

I'm such a brown noser.

Some first day. activities may be
influenced by the job itself, so

what's most important for the new
employee to know.

When planning the first day, be sure to
schedule some downtime as well as time

to... Why is it starting to break?

Other considerations could include the
following.

Morning. Greet the employee.

Introduce them to the workspace,
including where items are kept.

Provide facilities,

access information, security
information, and keys.

Answer any immediate questions the
employee may have.

Introduce employee to coworkers.

And a buddy is assigned.

Do I have a buddy? Do I have a buddy?

Meet with HR representative to complete
any required paperwork.

Dictation?

Email. Get her email out of the form and
then put it in.

Okay.

What should I type?

We're going to tell her off in business.

Per my last email.

Should I type that?

you want me to include?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Which we're not.

We would like to remind you that our

office hours have changed recently.

And we'll no longer be able to accept
your emails in the hours of...

9 to 5.

9 to 5.

Isn't that like...

Just regular office hours? I'm tired of
it.

Oh, oh, okay. Make sure you add.

If you have any further questions, come
on, pay attention.

Okay, any further questions?

I need to look at the screen to type.

Why? You should be a better typer than
that. Who said this?

Okay, wait.

So, if you have any further questions,
please go through the appropriate

channels, and we will be able to... I
heard this to you at our earliest

Oh, the full company name?

And the tagline. Do you know the
tagline?

How do you not know the tagline? You
don't know the tagline?

Just let me know the tagline. Oh, my
God.

It's like a television movie.

Whatever.

She's not company dress code.

No, she never is. She's trashy.

Secretary, I'm an intern.

You're the intern.

Oh, that's right. I remember now. It's
like literally her birthday.

On behalf of the entire company.

I think it's the CEO.

Miss Tenor, she can't come to the phone
right now. She's in an important

meeting.

She really needs you to come to the
phone right now, she said.

She's all bored.

Tell her I'm in a meeting.

It's a very important meeting.

And she says she can't be distanced
right now.

So how am I talking to her?

She wrote it in a note.

She's really angry. She's saying it's
not acceptable.

I don't know what to say.

I'm her new secretary, and it's my first
day.

about this.

I don't know how to force another human
being to do something.

Let me see what I can do.

Tell her she'll be back in 15.

She said she'll be back in 15. Is that
okay?

Not okay. Not okay.

I'm trying to see what I can do for you
right now.

but it's a little bit tricky because
she's in a very important meeting with

accounting department.

And it's just, you know, there is
important stuff being done right now.

important dialogue being spoken.

And I'm so sorry.

She says he's going to fire you if you
don't answer the phone.

Yes, yes, I, I, of course. I completely
understand.

Yes, no, it's not acceptable. It's not
acceptable, and it's unprofessional on

part.

Yes, yes.

rock whenever we're here.

It doesn't even move.

But not now.

But seriously, we're like a family here.

I know that things might be a little bit
different than what you were expecting,

and the other world can be so strange,
but if you just give us all you have,

we open some little odd jobs we can,
like, give you, it's really just a

bit like, hey, you'll fit in great. We
were all the new guys. I know.

what we did to you when you first
started here.

I hope you're following along today.
Here is really a wealth of knowledge.

She has the people coming.

You want to do lunch?

I still want to eat.

Actually, everything is not okay.

Well, that's terrible news here.

What's going on?

Well, I'm having some problems today,
and I just wanted to come directly to

And I just want to start off by saying
that I love this company, and I have

loved this company since I was a little
girl, ever since I saw the CEO on the

cover of Time magazine.

I have always wanted to work here at
Estrogenica.

And now that I am, you know, I've been
so excited. It's my first day.

And I've worked in a lot of offices
before. I have to let you know that

my life have I witnessed such
unprofessional behavior from people, my

colleagues, working in an office with
me. And it's not acceptable.

And, you know, It's not what I thought
it was. So I felt like I just needed to

come directly to you, to HR, because
you've been so nice to me, and try to

figure it out and see what we can do
about the situation.

I'm just so sorry to hear all of this.

And it's so embarrassing to think that
it's literally first day. I wouldn't

think we're even halfway through the
day, are we? No, we're not.

You know,

This sounds like you seem to be really
bothered by all of this. And I want

you to know that, first and foremost,
I'm always most concerned with your

and your comfort.

And so with that in mind, if you would
feel a bit more comfortable,

maybe we could flip the door and we
could really get into what it is that

happened.

I really would like to get to the bottom
of this. Yeah, that sounds great. Thank

you. It would be my pleasure.

So I would like you to begin at the top.
Okay. And go all the way down.

Okay.

As slowly as it takes.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Just let me know everything.

Okay.

I guess I would have to start with I
walked into my work area, my

and it was in the break room, which is
fine.

I've never had that experience before,
but if you guys are on some type of

budget, that's fine. I can totally deal
with that.

I'm trying to set up my workstation, and
I'm visited by the IT person and the

office manager.

We're trying to be helpful, but they
started to have sexual relations

right in front of me. Sexual relations?
Yes. Or I should actually say behind me

because they were standing right behind
me as I'm sitting there at my desk in my

computer trying to set everything up.
They were making out. There were

There was oral sex, moving to the couch,
multiple positions.

I was like, where am I right now? What
is going on? There were some crude

notes that I was forced to write.

And then to top that whole situation
off, a janitor was hiding in the

the entire time, and she gave me the
rudest scowl as she exited. I didn't

do anything wrong to deserve that.

So that happened. Then I go to the
marketing department for a meeting I was

supposed to have, intro to marketing.

First of all, she was a giant bitch.

Second of all, she and accounting, they
started having sex right in front of me

too.

This time it was even worse.

They had me go on the phone with the
CEO.

They had me holding the chair.

I just, I've never been made to feel
like.

A prop in somebody's sexual fantasy
encounter.

And I don't know if this is how things
are done here or if this is just four

rogue employees that need to be fired.
But overall, it has not been a positive

experience today at all.

I'm sorry to hear all this. I mean, I
can't say that.

I'm not familiar with all this stuff
happening out there like that.

Really, like, what, all those positions
they went into?

Yeah, all the positions. They did doggy.
They did spoon.

They did ride.

It was disgusting.

That is not what I want to see when I
come into the office.

I'm sure you understand that, you know,
as somebody working in human resources.

You want everything to be professional
and normal and safe for everybody.

It was not what I was expecting, and I
just felt very unprepared to walk into a

situation in which people were having
sexual relations right in front of me.

Oh, I can't believe that would happen.

I just, I've never experienced anything
like this before. I felt like I was in,

you know, the Twilight Zone or
something. Are you all right? No, I'm

just, I'm just so blown away.

By everything I'm hearing. Yeah, I'm
blown away as well. And I just felt like

after that experience, I came straight
here to HR because I didn't know what to

do. I've never experienced such
hypersexual people having sexual

in front of me. I mean, it was so
disrespectful.

I am just so, it's hard for me to hear
all of this coming from you.

This all happened today?

Yes, this is all today in a matter of
hours. So it just makes me wonder what

else is happening behind the scenes of
this company. I mean, how deep can this

really go, right?

Right? I want you to know that we will
get to the bottom of this. Right, yeah.

Yes, no, trust me.

Are you all right?

Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's just... Are you
sure you're sweating?

No, I'm just so blown away by
everything. Oh, Jeannie, Jeannie.

Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me right now? You too?

Aren't you the customer service rep?

That's right in the head of my
department.

You know what? This is completely the
normal happenings in our company.

I mean, we're both consenting adults
here.

Completely normal.

We really care about our interpersonal
connections here at the company.

It's really important to us. Isn't that
right? That is completely right.

Nothing matters more than us than to be
a close -knit group ready to take on any

hard problems that arise and resolve
them.

You need to be there to support your
fellow coworkers and employees, and that

what we're really all about here. So
there's really nothing for you to worry

about at all.

This is insane.

I'm really going to have to take matters
into my own hands.

Oh, well, please do.

Not that!

You remember how the new hires are.

Yeah, I know. For sure.

It's not like the boss is going to do
anything about it anyway.

Exactly. You remember your first day,
don't you?

Actually, I kind of do.

I feel like it was maybe someone with
blue hair.

Just over there.

Just over there.

We figured out exactly how to work this
company.

The ins and the outs.

Why don't you please?

I like to get very hands on.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

That's my how to remember a hit.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

I'm just going to look at you.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, fucking God.

Such a good job.

We'll be right back.

that new intern's okay.

I'm sure we'll break her right now. I'm
more than sure of that.

With the help of you.

What? Miss Venus, first of all, I just
want to tell you that I'm such a huge

of everything you've done in your career
ever since I saw you on the cover of

Time magazine when I was a little girl.
Okay, who are you?

I'm the new intern.

Intern? I don't talk to interns.

What do you want?

Well, we actually spoke on the phone
earlier today. I speak to hundreds of

people a day. I don't remember.

Right.

I just wanted to let you know that there
is some serious misconduct happening at

this company.

Misconduct? Pretty big claim.

Go on. Well, I don't want to shock you
or anything, like I was, but you should

know that all of your department heads,
they're having sexual relations. Sexual

relations? In the office. In the office?

Yes. Under the table. Under the... On
the couches. My couches? Yes, the

Ugh. Animal. Yes, and you should know,
there was even a janitor hiding in the

closet, and she gave me the rudest look.

Yeah, don't blame her. But anyway,
everybody's involved.

Everybody? IT, the office manager,
accounting.

That bitch.

Marketing. Marketing.

Even HR.

HR? Yes, I went to HR directly to report
this problem, only to find customer

service blowing her under her desk.
Blowing her? Yes.

And we're even using Estro Boots and
Lube. Estro Boots?

That's my best seller.

Come with me. Okay.

Sit down.

Do you ladies know why I brought you
into this meeting today?

Because this, this one.

Jane, the intern.

Right, the intern.

She told me that you have all been
having sexual relations

in the office.

Because you know how I feel about sexual
relations in the office.

Always include me.

What?

You should be.

Next.

Next.

Go sit down.

Now, intern, on the table.

Now, this is the culture of my company.

Are you in or are you out?

Thank you.

you know, if you even get it.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Company culture, darling. Oh, yeah,
girl.

Yes!

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. I want to see. All right.

I want to see.

Oh, my.

I'm amazed.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God, yes.

She definitely needed something to be
filled.

Look at this team player go. She is
filling this position. She really is.

This is the beginning of it.

I know.

I know.

We like her. We really like her.

Do you want to grab me a photo?

Oh, good job. Good girl.

We're human.

This is why we did what we did, Marcus.

You wanted her to be your enemy.

Yeah. Yeah.

of the judge order.

She's going so far.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Now, she did not put this on her resume.

Um...

Guess I'm the new sales rep.

Astro Boost from Astrogenica.

Vitality in a bottle.

Astro Boost. The simple solution to all
your little needs.

Astro Boost.

For that good, wet feeling.

No matter what. Hey, check this out.
Yeah?

That's the power of Astro Boost, baby.

Astro Boost. The number one way to boost
your juice.

Astro Boost. It's sweet and slippery.

Trust me, it's fantastic.

Astro Boost.

It's my bestseller.

Estro Boots. The mess I have to clean up
every single day.

It's been a really long day.

It's time.

It's been one heck of a day.

We did all the stuff that we had to do.

You helped out me and I helped out you.

It don't get no better when we work
together.

It's been...