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Hello darling, you alright?

Yeah. Where do you want to go?

Erm, London.

You want to go to London, yeah?

Okay, yeah, jump in then. Thank you.

Right,

so what part of London do you want to go to then, love?

Erm, everywhere.

Everywhere? Well, a bit more specific than that. I can't just drop you

can I?

Erm... I don't know where to go, but I want to see everything.

Do you do tourist activities?

Yeah, I want to do sightseeing.

Yeah, you want to sightsee Buckingham Palace, Tower Bridge, things like that?

Yeah. All right, cool.

So where are you from then?

I'm from Japan.

Oh, Japan.

What part of Japan?

Near Osaka.

Right. First time in London?

Yes, it's my first time in the UK.

First time in the UK?

Yeah.

Right, since it's your first time in London, us cab drivers have a little

tradition, you know?

Yeah? Yeah.

I'll give you a free ride, right?

How about this?

Okay, thanks.

If...

and flash me your tits?

What's that?

I'm serious.

That's what we're using in England.

I don't believe you.

Huh? I don't believe you.

No, I'm serious. This isn't going to be an expensive ride as well because we're

on the suburbs and we're taking you right into central London, see?

Okay. It's going to be expensive.

Are you serious?

Huh? Are you serious?

Of course, yeah. I'll give you a free ride.

Okay. Flash me your tits and I'll promise you I'll be free. I won't charge

Okay.

Fucking hell, look at them.

Fucking lovely pair of fucking tits they are. It's the first time I've seen a

fucking Japanese pair of tits, you know? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I've got another question for you. How long are you here for?

I think one week, about.

You're here for a week, are you? Yeah.

Fucking hell.

All right.

You think it's enough?

Well, you know, it's a little bit longer, but... We can fit everything in

just, you know, keep yourself busy, but... Yeah.

Uh... Right.

I've got another question for you.

Okay. How about this?

You're obviously going to need to get around London, ain't you?

Yeah? You're going to need a little help and help, ain't you? To get around,

show you the sights and everything, yeah? Really?

You? Yeah, yeah. What are you going to deal with?

On one condition, right?

On one condition, you understand?

No. Okay.

On one condition, if you let me get in the bag and have some fun with you. How

about that? And I'll drive you around all fucking week.

Fuck all.

Absolutely nothing.

What do you mean by fun?

Well, you know, a bit of fucking fun. You know, same means the same in Japan,

it doesn't matter.

You know, I'm talking about sexual fun, yeah?

Oh, sexual fun. Maybe I'll have a little fucking blowjob. Okay. And then maybe

I'll have a little fucking... What?

Never fucked a Japanese girl.

Honestly, I'll save you fucking hundreds of pounds.

What do you say?

Come on.

Okay.

Yeah?

Are you serious?

I'm fucking serious, yeah. Are you serious?

This is a really strange tradition.

Yeah, I know, but this is your first time in London. You might as well make

memorable experience, don't you think? Yeah, it's true. Yeah? It's true?

Yeah. Come on, let's go and fucking...

So, this is another new thanks from me.

You're my first English stick.

Really? Yeah.

Wow, I'm only more than too happy to upload.

Let me come and see you in the back then. Yeah.

It's the first time for everything,

isn't it? For both of us.

First Japanese girl from there and first English boy from here.

That's particular.

You like that?

Japanese girls like being fucking held by the front.

A good girl.

You like that, don't you?

That's why we call it a sightseeing, aren't we?

You come out and see the sights?

You can see Big Ben.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

You've got some deep throat skills there girl.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Thank you.

I need to get out.

I'm going to have to turn this on that fucking thing.

I know.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm going to have to turn that fucking thing on.

Get that more comfortable, shall we?

on that date, baby.

I'll tell you what, girl.

You're well and truly out in your fucking several weeks free ride. Yay!

Come on, let's get you cleaned up and get you fucking sightseeing, girl.