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We are now almost 3 weeks into the war

We are now almost 3 weeks into the war

We are now almost 3 weeks into the war in Iran and it's not going great. Oil

in Iran and it's not going great. Oil

in Iran and it's not going great. Oil prices are surging. Our planes are

prices are surging. Our planes are

prices are surging. Our planes are getting shot out of the sky. And now

getting shot out of the sky. And now

getting shot out of the sky. And now Pete Hegsath is asking for an extra $200

Pete Hegsath is asking for an extra $200

Pete Hegsath is asking for an extra $200 billion to fight this war.

>> And they say women be shopping. Huh?

>> And they say women be shopping. Huh?

>> And they say women be shopping. Huh? And on top of all of this, our allies

And on top of all of this, our allies

And on top of all of this, our allies are angry that Trump started this war

are angry that Trump started this war

are angry that Trump started this war without consulting them. But of course,

without consulting them. But of course,

without consulting them. But of course, President Trump is smoothing things over

President Trump is smoothing things over

President Trump is smoothing things over with his trademark charm.

with his trademark charm.

with his trademark charm. >> Why didn't you tell US allies uh in

>> Why didn't you tell US allies uh in

>> Why didn't you tell US allies uh in Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the

Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the

Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the war before attacking Iran?

war before attacking Iran?

war before attacking Iran? >> Because we wanted surprise. Who knows

>> Because we wanted surprise. Who knows

>> Because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Okay.

better about surprise than Japan? Okay.

better about surprise than Japan? Okay. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl

Why didn't you tell me about Pearl

Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay.

>> Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Wow. >> The Japanese prime minister did not like

>> The Japanese prime minister did not like

>> The Japanese prime minister did not like that joke.

that joke.

that joke. I haven't seen an American bomb in front

I haven't seen an American bomb in front

I haven't seen an American bomb in front of Japan that badly since.

of Japan that badly since.

of Japan that badly since. You get the idea.

You get the idea.

You get the idea. Although, I will give Trump credit

Although, I will give Trump credit

Although, I will give Trump credit though. He didn't do a Japanese accent.

though. He didn't do a Japanese accent.

though. He didn't do a Japanese accent. So, let's call that progress.

So, let's call that progress.

So, let's call that progress. But taking all of this into account, it

But taking all of this into account, it

But taking all of this into account, it feels like America could really use a

feels like America could really use a

feels like America could really use a win right now.

win right now.

win right now. >> Rapper Afro Man wins a defamation

>> Rapper Afro Man wins a defamation

>> Rapper Afro Man wins a defamation lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff's

lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff's

lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff's deputies. He's calling it a victory for

deputies. He's calling it a victory for

deputies. He's calling it a victory for FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH. >> YEAH, WE DID IT, AMERICA. YEAH, WE DID

>> YEAH, WE DID IT, AMERICA. YEAH, WE DID

>> YEAH, WE DID IT, AMERICA. YEAH, WE DID IT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHT.

IT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHT.

IT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHT. >> YEAH. WHOA.

NOW that that looks like American

NOW that that looks like American

NOW that that looks like American victory to me. I mean, just look at what

victory to me. I mean, just look at what

victory to me. I mean, just look at what he's wearing.

he's wearing.

he's wearing. If aliens landed here in America, they'd

If aliens landed here in America, they'd

If aliens landed here in America, they'd be like, "Take me to your lead." Oh, it

be like, "Take me to your lead." Oh, it

be like, "Take me to your lead." Oh, it must be this guy right here, right? His

must be this guy right here, right? His

must be this guy right here, right? His glasses. Love the glasses. Now, you

glasses. Love the glasses. Now, you

glasses. Love the glasses. Now, you might remember Afroman from his hit

might remember Afroman from his hit

might remember Afroman from his hit song, Because I Got High. Or you might

song, Because I Got High. Or you might

song, Because I Got High. Or you might not remember it, Because You Got High.

not remember it, Because You Got High.

not remember it, Because You Got High. much.

much.

much. Basically, back in 2022, local police in

Basically, back in 2022, local police in

Basically, back in 2022, local police in Ohio busted down Afroman's door,

Ohio busted down Afroman's door,

Ohio busted down Afroman's door, rummaged through his clothes, took money

rummaged through his clothes, took money

rummaged through his clothes, took money from his house, scared his kids, all to

from his house, scared his kids, all to

from his house, scared his kids, all to look for evidence of crimes that they

look for evidence of crimes that they

look for evidence of crimes that they never ended up charging him with. Now,

never ended up charging him with. Now,

never ended up charging him with. Now, after a raid like this, a lot of people

after a raid like this, a lot of people

after a raid like this, a lot of people might try to lay low for a while, not

might try to lay low for a while, not

might try to lay low for a while, not piss off the cops. But Afroman happened

piss off the cops. But Afroman happened

piss off the cops. But Afroman happened to notice this particular moment where

to notice this particular moment where

to notice this particular moment where one of the deputies was searching his

one of the deputies was searching his

one of the deputies was searching his kitchen and looked longingly at a lemon

kitchen and looked longingly at a lemon

kitchen and looked longingly at a lemon pound cake.

And Afroman did what Afroman does. He

And Afroman did what Afroman does. He

And Afroman did what Afroman does. He released multiple satirical music videos

released multiple satirical music videos

released multiple satirical music videos using his own security camera footage of

using his own security camera footage of

using his own security camera footage of the incident that included images.

the incident that included images.

the incident that included images. You're seeing some of that here of these

You're seeing some of that here of these

You're seeing some of that here of these officers.

officers.

officers. pound cake.

pound cake.

pound cake. It tastes so nice.

It made the sheriff want to put down his

It made the sheriff want to put down his

It made the sheriff want to put down his gun and cut him a slice.

gun and cut him a slice.

gun and cut him a slice. Oh man.

Oh man.

Oh man. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh,

Oh,

Oh, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Rap songs

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Rap songs

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Rap songs have really evolved. They used to say

have really evolved. They used to say

have really evolved. They used to say the police. Now they body shame them

the police. Now they body shame them

the police. Now they body shame them over carbs.

over carbs.

over carbs. And that was just the beginning. Afroman

And that was just the beginning. Afroman

And that was just the beginning. Afroman put out a whole series of videos about

put out a whole series of videos about

put out a whole series of videos about the cops addressing specific grievances

the cops addressing specific grievances

the cops addressing specific grievances and songs like, "Will you help me repair

and songs like, "Will you help me repair

and songs like, "Will you help me repair my door?" and "Why you disconnecting my

my door?" and "Why you disconnecting my

my door?" and "Why you disconnecting my video camera?"

video camera?"

video camera?" as well as songs with more general

as well as songs with more general

as well as songs with more general observations.

That's why

>> I'll tell you

and that is why AI will never replace

and that is why AI will never replace

and that is why AI will never replace real musicians.

Now, a lot of people found these Cuck

Now, a lot of people found these Cuck

Now, a lot of people found these Cuck the Police music videos funny, but the

the Police music videos funny, but the

the Police music videos funny, but the police officers who starred in them did

police officers who starred in them did

police officers who starred in them did not. So, last year they sued Afroman for

not. So, last year they sued Afroman for

not. So, last year they sued Afroman for defamation. And right away, the officers

defamation. And right away, the officers

defamation. And right away, the officers had a problem, which is that when you

had a problem, which is that when you

had a problem, which is that when you sue someone for making fun of you, you

sue someone for making fun of you, you

sue someone for making fun of you, you have to get up on the witness stand and

have to get up on the witness stand and

have to get up on the witness stand and talk about how badly you suffered from

talk about how badly you suffered from

talk about how badly you suffered from it,

it,

it, >> which led to moments like this. Sean,

>> which led to moments like this. Sean,

>> which led to moments like this. Sean, you were uh called officer poundake by

you were uh called officer poundake by

you were uh called officer poundake by Mr.

Mr.

Mr. >> multiple times. You saved hundreds of

>> multiple times. You saved hundreds of

>> multiple times. You saved hundreds of pound cakes at work and the people.

Oh my god. My god. THE HORROR. THE

Oh my god. My god. THE HORROR. THE

Oh my god. My god. THE HORROR. THE HORROR. I can't imagine the pain of

HORROR. I can't imagine the pain of

HORROR. I can't imagine the pain of being sent free desserts.

being sent free desserts.

being sent free desserts. I just hope Afroman doesn't find out

I just hope Afroman doesn't find out

I just hope Afroman doesn't find out that I love banana pudding from Magnolia

that I love banana pudding from Magnolia

that I love banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery.

Bakery.

Bakery. It would be devastating if my haters

It would be devastating if my haters

It would be devastating if my haters sent me hundreds of them with the with

sent me hundreds of them with the with

sent me hundreds of them with the with vanilla wafers specifically. I mean, oh

vanilla wafers specifically. I mean, oh

vanilla wafers specifically. I mean, oh god, I would never recover.

god, I would never recover.

god, I would never recover. Remember, Officer Poundake wasn't

Remember, Officer Poundake wasn't

Remember, Officer Poundake wasn't Afroman's only target. Officer Randy

Afroman's only target. Officer Randy

Afroman's only target. Officer Randy Walters sued Afroman for saying I I

Walters sued Afroman for saying I I

Walters sued Afroman for saying I I mean, what was it again? Randy Walters,

mean, what was it again? Randy Walters,

mean, what was it again? Randy Walters, you son of a [\h__\h]

you son of a [\h__\h]

you son of a [\h__\h] >> Right. Right. Right. Which again meant

>> Right. Right. Right. Which again meant

>> Right. Right. Right. Which again meant Randy Walters had to get up on the

Randy Walters had to get up on the

Randy Walters had to get up on the witness stand and answer the question,

witness stand and answer the question,

witness stand and answer the question, are you

are you

are you a son of a [\h__\h]

a son of a [\h__\h]

a son of a [\h__\h] >> And when they call you a son of a [\h__\h]

>> And when they call you a son of a [\h__\h]

>> And when they call you a son of a [\h__\h] that would be an opinion.

that would be an opinion.

that would be an opinion. >> I'd say that would be an opinion.

>> I'd say that would be an opinion.

>> I'd say that would be an opinion. >> Okay. Because there's no way we can

>> Okay. Because there's no way we can

>> Okay. Because there's no way we can prove whether you're a son of a [\h__\h] or

prove whether you're a son of a [\h__\h] or

prove whether you're a son of a [\h__\h] or not.

not.

not. >> She's been dead for years. I'm

>> She's been dead for years. I'm

>> She's been dead for years. I'm >> sorry. I'm sorry about your laughing.

>> sorry. I'm sorry about your laughing.

>> sorry. I'm sorry about your laughing. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one mentioned your mom.

mentioned your mom.

mentioned your mom. Your dad could be the [\h__\h] Okay, I got

Your dad could be the [\h__\h] Okay, I got

Your dad could be the [\h__\h] Okay, I got to say, I I didn't realize that

to say, I I didn't realize that

to say, I I didn't realize that determining whether or not someone was a

determining whether or not someone was a

determining whether or not someone was a [\h__\h] was part of the legal profession.

[\h__\h] was part of the legal profession.

[\h__\h] was part of the legal profession. It does give me hope for my new pilot,

It does give me hope for my new pilot,

It does give me hope for my new pilot, [\h__\h] Court, with Judge Jordan.

And this

And this

And this this it could still work if you know

this it could still work if you know

this it could still work if you know anybody who's buying. And this is

anybody who's buying. And this is

anybody who's buying. And this is generally the big challenge with the

generally the big challenge with the

generally the big challenge with the defamation lawsuit because to win you

defamation lawsuit because to win you

defamation lawsuit because to win you have to argue that a reasonable person

have to argue that a reasonable person

have to argue that a reasonable person would believe that Afroman's claims were

would believe that Afroman's claims were

would believe that Afroman's claims were facts and not just jokes. And that's

facts and not just jokes. And that's

facts and not just jokes. And that's especially awkward because Afroman also

especially awkward because Afroman also

especially awkward because Afroman also said he slept with Ry's wife. Or oh

said he slept with Ry's wife. Or oh

said he slept with Ry's wife. Or oh wait, no. I'm I'm sorry. How did he put

wait, no. I'm I'm sorry. How did he put

wait, no. I'm I'm sorry. How did he put it?

>> Yes. Thank you. So now poor Randy

>> Yes. Thank you. So now poor Randy

>> Yes. Thank you. So now poor Randy Walters had to argue that a reasonable

Walters had to argue that a reasonable

Walters had to argue that a reasonable person might believe that which led to

person might believe that which led to

person might believe that which led to perhaps my favorite moment of the trial.

perhaps my favorite moment of the trial.

perhaps my favorite moment of the trial. >> So you're claiming that is the

>> So you're claiming that is the

>> So you're claiming that is the defamation statement is that he said he

defamation statement is that he said he

defamation statement is that he said he had sex with your wife.

had sex with your wife.

had sex with your wife. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Okay. And that's painted you in a false

>> Okay. And that's painted you in a false

>> Okay. And that's painted you in a false light.

light.

light. >> It's caused tremendous pain in my life

>> It's caused tremendous pain in my life

>> It's caused tremendous pain in my life that my wife is cheating on me with Mr.

that my wife is cheating on me with Mr.

that my wife is cheating on me with Mr. Foreman.

Foreman.

Foreman. >> But we all know that's not true.

>> But we all know that's not true.

>> But we all know that's not true. Correct.

Correct.

Correct. >> I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Just look at me and my whole deal here.

Just look at me and my whole deal here.

Just look at me and my whole deal here. I think a reasonable person could assume

I think a reasonable person could assume

I think a reasonable person could assume I'm unable to satisfy my wife.

I'm unable to satisfy my wife.

I'm unable to satisfy my wife. Look. Okay. Okay. Obviously, obviously,

Look. Okay. Okay. Obviously, obviously,

Look. Okay. Okay. Obviously, obviously, no one thinks that Afroman is sleeping

no one thinks that Afroman is sleeping

no one thinks that Afroman is sleeping with this guy's wife. I wouldn't dare

with this guy's wife. I wouldn't dare

with this guy's wife. I wouldn't dare slander them or their beautiful child.

slander them or their beautiful child.

slander them or their beautiful child. Now,

can I just say, can I just say this?

can I just say, can I just say this?

can I just say, can I just say this? This puts Officer Poundake in an even an

This puts Officer Poundake in an even an

This puts Officer Poundake in an even an even worse light. The other guy is like,

even worse light. The other guy is like,

even worse light. The other guy is like, "Afroman called me a son of a [\h__\h] and

"Afroman called me a son of a [\h__\h] and

"Afroman called me a son of a [\h__\h] and said he my wife." And then you're like,

said he my wife." And then you're like,

said he my wife." And then you're like, "Yeah, and he said I had a sweet tooth

again." Okay. The central question of

again." Okay. The central question of

again." Okay. The central question of this case wasn't whether Afroman songs

this case wasn't whether Afroman songs

this case wasn't whether Afroman songs were factual. It was whether people

were factual. It was whether people

were factual. It was whether people would think they were true. And this is

would think they were true. And this is

would think they were true. And this is how his lawyer made the case.

how his lawyer made the case.

how his lawyer made the case. >> Look at that suit.

>> Look at that suit.

>> Look at that suit. Does this look like a man who thinks

Does this look like a man who thinks

Does this look like a man who thinks that everybody's going to assume that

that everybody's going to assume that

that everybody's going to assume that everything he's saying is back?

I'm beginning to see how brilliant

I'm beginning to see how brilliant

I'm beginning to see how brilliant wearing that suit is. Ladies and

wearing that suit is. Ladies and

wearing that suit is. Ladies and gentlemen, does my client look like

gentlemen, does my client look like

gentlemen, does my client look like someone you should take seriously?

someone you should take seriously?

someone you should take seriously? He dresses like the DJ at the club where

He dresses like the DJ at the club where

He dresses like the DJ at the club where Betsy Ross strips.

Betsy Ross strips.

Betsy Ross strips. And by the way, I love this lawyer, too.

And by the way, I love this lawyer, too.

And by the way, I love this lawyer, too. Look at Look at Hagrid Esquire over

Look at Look at Hagrid Esquire over

Look at Look at Hagrid Esquire over here.

here.

here. Let's wrap this up. I got the big ZZ top

Let's wrap this up. I got the big ZZ top

Let's wrap this up. I got the big ZZ top case at three and then I got to go back

case at three and then I got to go back

case at three and then I got to go back to forging my own swords. Thank you,

to forging my own swords. Thank you,

to forging my own swords. Thank you, your honor. But there were actual free

your honor. But there were actual free

your honor. But there were actual free speech issues on trial here. An Afroman

speech issues on trial here. An Afroman

speech issues on trial here. An Afroman was unapologetic about his rights.

was unapologetic about his rights.

was unapologetic about his rights. >> After they run around my house with guns

>> After they run around my house with guns

>> After they run around my house with guns and kick down my door, I got the right

and kick down my door, I got the right

and kick down my door, I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my

to kick a can in my backyard, use my

to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times

freedom of speech, turn my bad times

freedom of speech, turn my bad times into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think

into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think

into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think I'm a sport for doing so. Cuz I don't go

I'm a sport for doing so. Cuz I don't go

I'm a sport for doing so. Cuz I don't go to their house, kick down their doors,

to their house, kick down their doors,

to their house, kick down their doors, flip them off on their surveillance

flip them off on their surveillance

flip them off on their surveillance cameras, then try to play the victim and

cameras, then try to play the victim and

cameras, then try to play the victim and sue them.

sue them.

sue them. >> WOW.

>> WOW.

>> WOW. >> WOW.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO STAND UP AND

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO STAND UP AND

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO STAND UP AND salute because of the speech he gave or

salute because of the speech he gave or

salute because of the speech he gave or because he's wearing all the American

because he's wearing all the American

because he's wearing all the American flags. Regardless, I'd say Afroman

flags. Regardless, I'd say Afroman

flags. Regardless, I'd say Afroman should run for president. Except

should run for president. Except

should run for president. Except that was a real thing that happened in

that was a real thing that happened in

that was a real thing that happened in 2024

2024

2024 and ALL OF YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T SUPPORT

and ALL OF YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T SUPPORT

and ALL OF YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T SUPPORT HIM.

HIM.

HIM. WE COULD HAVE HAD PRESIDENT AFROMAN

WE COULD HAVE HAD PRESIDENT AFROMAN

WE COULD HAVE HAD PRESIDENT AFROMAN RIGHT NOW. And look, I'm not saying that

RIGHT NOW. And look, I'm not saying that

RIGHT NOW. And look, I'm not saying that would be ideal, but you can't tell me it

would be ideal, but you can't tell me it

would be ideal, but you can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement.