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Auds, wake the fuck up!
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We're going hard!
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Oh fuck!
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It's Jimi's retirement weekend.
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You can sleep when he's dead!
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Okay, I'll distract him,
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but you fucking gotta
get outta here!
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With what? A teleporter?
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Go hide!
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For fuck sakes. Here?
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Audrey, look.
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Special delivery.
You're gonna love this.
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Ew. A used rubber?
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Hey Auds? You alive or what?
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Fuck bro,
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you can't just barge in
here like that, okay?
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'Cause I was rubbing one out.
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I'm glad I didn't walk
in on that.
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Yeah, pssht, me too.
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Here, get this Caesar into ya.
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All your essential nutrients.
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Awesome. Tomatoes,
vodka, clams, and...
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Holy shit.
Way more vodka.
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Made with one of my
famous pickled beans.
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This new batch?
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Make your ass lips pucker.
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Can't wait.
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You're welcome.
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Fuck! Grab your shit!
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Ninja flip.
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Oh. One more thing. You...
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Huh?
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You want your
eggs 'Todd-style'?
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Uh no, scrambled's fine.
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Scrambled coming up.
- Thank you!
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You're welcome again.
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No problem at all.
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Get the fuck outta here!
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Fuck.
What have I done?
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Okay, here we go. Okay.
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Oh shit, this is gonna suck!
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Fuuuuck! Ugh!
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Why the hell were
you up on our roof?
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Todd's roof.
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He's got shingle rot.
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And there goes the timer.
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Holy fuck it's cold!
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Ugh!
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No need for a shower now.
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Shingle rock?
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First I'm hearing of it,
Mr. Handy-Mullet.
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Are you shaving
your whole face?
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I've been doing it
since I was five.
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Oh.
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You do it once and
it grows back thicker.
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If I don't stay on top of this,
I'm a daytime werewolf.
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Oh look who it is.
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I'm not here.
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Oh.
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Oh. Hey, what up, Snax?
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Shhhhh!
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Morning, boss!
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You look pleased.
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Don't even go there, dicklamp.
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Your waitering service
last night was bullshit.
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What the fuck happened to
the dessert I paid for?
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Oh I ate the dessert myself.
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You were too busy eating
my sister's face.
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Hey, you wanna see a
drawing of the dream I had?
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Are you wearing
clothes this time?
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The fuck? Oh Jesus.
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Is that your stepmom again?
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Yeah, Miss Nancy.
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Except this time
she's part woman,
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part recliner.
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You really need to talk
to somebody about this.
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I am!
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You're my someone!
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I'm not qualified.
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What do you think
this dream means?
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Ah, great.
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We're all clear.
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Ow, you fucking city
weasel!
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Ah fuck!
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Don't stare him in the eyes!
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You should know better.
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I do know better.
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How 'bout I just punt the
fuckin' thing over the fence?
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Hey buddy, what
are you doing here?
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Oh, hey bud.
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I just, uh, coming to, uh,
take you to breakfast.
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I got breakfast
on the go inside.
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Come on in.
- Oh nice.
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What happened to your face?
You get in a fight?
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Yeah, no, it's, uh, just
running through the bush
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huntin' squirrels and shit.
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How come you're all wet?
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Uh, 'cause it was
raining over where I am.
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What's that?
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I smell pizza or something?
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Raining? There's not a
fuckin' cloud in the sky.
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Drive that into ya.
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Wow. Todd-style.
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Oh yeah.
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What is that?
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Did I do that to you?
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No, no.
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Dewey?
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Thank you, Toddler.
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Uh, did everyone
have a good night?
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Oh yeah.
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Sure did.
- Yeah?
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Anyone special
spend the night?
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Todd?
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Nope. And probably for the best
'cause I snore like a bastard.
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Playing hard to get, huh?
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Good strategy.
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Not that hard.
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We already talked
about another date.
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Attaboy!
- Sweet!
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Nice!
- Nice!
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Mmmhmm!
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What'd you get up to after
Dana and I left last night?
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I left right after you guys.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. Um, what
time did you leave?
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Later! Later.
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A little later. Not too late.
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Not nose beers late,
nothing like that, you know?
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Just, uh, early for some,
later for others,
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you know what I mean?
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It's just kind of just ,
one of those good ole...
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Yes!
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You're being weird.
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No I'm not.
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Well, you guys got
some catching up to do
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'cause I'm already
on round two.
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Happy Monday.
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Ugh, what a messy weekend.
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My brains are scrambled.
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You gonna be okay
to work today?
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You get that all
outta your system?
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I don't know, man.
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Okay.
- All right.
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You are not hungover.
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You're good!
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You're definitely hungover.
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Here. Coffee.
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Check.
- After coffee gum.
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Thank you.
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Take this for the pain.
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Chase it down with this.
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What would you do without me?
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I'd be fucked.
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Look at me.
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Ow!
- Now you're good.
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What the fuck?
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Let's go Monday!
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Let's do this!
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Woo! We are crushing life!
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Crushing it!
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Good morning, ladies.
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Hey! It's Monday but
Todd's got Friday energy.
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Oh yeah.
- You smell that?
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That's the smell of
money being made, bitches.
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Nice.
- Paycheck's cleared.
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I gave us a raise!
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As you should.
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While you're at it,
I'll take one.
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Sure, sweetheart.
Pew pew. Pew pew.
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That's the walk of a man that
wishes I'd take him back.
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I heard that!
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He heard that.
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Maybe I wanted you to.
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Hey Chips!
Breakfast of champions.
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Fuck! Hey Stephy!
What's cracking?
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Hey, brother!
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Today could be the day,
zero infractions.
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Oh, let's hope. Oh!
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Oh! Was that one?
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Nothing unsafe about that.
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That's called team spirit!
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Yeah, it is.
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Don't you fuck this
up for me, Winky.
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Hey Tase! Don't
just stand there,
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put your hands
in your pockets!
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Why stand when you can lean?
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Why lean when you can sit?
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Clocked in, tuned out.
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Have a good shift, everyone.
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Play safe!
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Todd! Todd, Todd,
Todd, Todd, Todd.
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Look at this.
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We finally solved the mystery
of the eight-inch pube.
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It's not a pube.
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It's a hair off
the janitor's head.
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Oh well thank fuck!
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I've been praying for
closure to that one.
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You wash your hands?
- No.
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No, no, no, no.
That came out of the pisser.
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Go wash your hands!
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Morning, sunshine!
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Hey Chelsea.
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Hell of a night
at Jimi's parity.
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Yeah. Officially unionized.
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Heres to progress.
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Also, congrats.
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You get to swing
the axe today.
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It's your first official
layoff as General Foreman.
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Well that was a
fun little 180.
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Contract got pulled.
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Initially it was four guys,
but I got it down to one,
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so clock's ticking.
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One? That's it?
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Don't we have
apprentices sitting around
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or travel cards visiting?
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Retirees?
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You're one head heavy.
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You know the crews.
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I'm sorry, but I need a name.
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Can you do it?
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Layoffs are your job, GF.
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Okay, can I just-
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No, you can't pick yourself.
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Fuuuuuuck.
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You're colon called.
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It's scared.
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It's unionized.
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It's organizing a walkout
through my butthole.
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At this point, I feel like
you're not even digesting food.
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You're more brining yourself
from the inside out.
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I taste the food then
the food tastes me.
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Okay. You asked, I delivered.
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This is colloidal silver.
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This'll help get rid
of my lung whistle?
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Oh yeah.
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This stuff knocked the
tickle out of my throat
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and opened my third eye.
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This is the shit the FDA doesn't
want you to know about it.
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Try it! Whattaya gotta lose?
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Come on, man. I'm telling ya!
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Smells like a slot machine, man.
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Is that fish?
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Yes.
- Ugh!
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It's hand-smoked mackerel
for my uncle Ezekiel.
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Yeah, well now
everyone is smoked.
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It's delicious. Look at it.
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Oh, you microwaved
it in tinfoil?
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You dummy!
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No. That's precisely what
you're supposed to do with it.
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That is literally
the one thing
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you're not supposed to
put in a microwave.
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It'll cause fireworks.
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I need to show you some
Backwoods culture, okay?
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This is the proper way.
- Who raised you?
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Oh yeah, wolves.
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Yeah, something's fishy and
it ain't that mackerel.
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Oh yeah.
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Bad herring, you think?
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No. They...
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Small sips! Small sips!
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That Snax is a wild boy.
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You know what?
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You actually might
need a rabies shot.
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Maybe.
267
00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,408
I mean, what do you think?
You want to come with?
268
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,993
We'll make it a date.
269
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,577
You're asking me
on a rabies date?
270
00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,578
Fuck yeah.
271
00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,247
It's not my first shot
and it won't be my last
272
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,415
so you might as well
just come with me.
273
00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,375
I'll get blasted and then
we'll go get some wings.
274
00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,335
I do like sweet and spicy.
275
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,878
Yeah?
- Yeah.
276
00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,588
Do you like it
like the weekend?
277
00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,590
From what I remember,
it was okay.
278
00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,967
What you remember?
279
00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,301
Better than okay.
You know it, admit it.
280
00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,512
You had fun.
Come on. You did.
281
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,013
Give it.
- Stop it.
282
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,098
Give it.
- I'm fucking serious.
283
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,599
Reggie, I'm fucking serious.
Okay?
284
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,269
What?
- This does not go beyond us.
285
00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,229
You're his best friend.
I'm his fucking sister.
286
00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,647
I will not be
the toolbox talk.
287
00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,775
No one here will know anything
about what happened between us.
288
00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,610
Top of the morning, lovers!
289
00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,987
Fuck off!
290
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,280
For fuck sakes, Dew!
291
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,324
You fucking snake!
292
00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,575
Oh my God, Dewey!
293
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,618
That is right,
I know everything.
294
00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,953
I told you.
295
00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:58,996
What do you mean, "told me"?
296
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,039
He lives there!
297
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,999
The price for my silence
will be forty bucks.
298
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000
What?!
299
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:06,211
However, I will not
delete the mental images.
300
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,714
Ew.
301
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,257
You're not extorting me,
Dewey.
302
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,884
I will fuck your shit up!
303
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,843
Get him!
304
00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,304
It's a bit aggressive
for a guilty conscience.
305
00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,681
You give me $40 and I will-
306
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,766
I will handle this.
- I don't have $40.
307
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,393
I will give you a fucking
punch in the balls, Dewey,
308
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,644
and I will squeeze
your head off.
309
00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,687
How does that sound?
310
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,980
Easy, big fella.
311
00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,399
Imagine Todd's face when
he finds out his bestie
312
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,152
and his sister played the little
game of drill and fill, huh?
313
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,363
Okay, he's kinda got us.
314
00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,322
Fuck you, Dewey!
315
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,365
Forty for your silence.
316
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,449
It's a good deal. Good deal.
317
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,368
Fine. Don't be like some
fucking foot fungus
318
00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,661
coming back next week, Dewey.
319
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:39,620
We expect your silence.
320
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,622
Yeah, well,
fungus is resilient.
321
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,166
Silence!
322
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,000
.
Okay, here we go.
323
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,086
Who's the most expendable?
324
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,547
Come on Tanner.
Come on Tanner.
325
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,052
Fuuuuuuuck!
326
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,095
All right.
327
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,722
I guess we let
the people decide.
328
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,397
Ladies!
- God!
329
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,107
Can't you see we're on
a banana break, Dewey?
330
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,525
.
Geezus, Dewey.
331
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:14,405
I have been entrusted with
something of an adult nature.
332
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,489
Hmm. Do tell.
333
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,116
How adult are we talking?
334
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,409
Triple X adult.
335
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,869
Maximum spicey.
336
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,871
Ooh, that's my favourite
level of spice.
337
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,915
And I'm the only
one that knows!
338
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,543
Not for long.
339
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,296
All right, who's up?
340
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,257
Oh, here we go.
341
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,758
Hey, Tan-Man.
- Hey.
342
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,385
Quick question.
343
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,846
How do you feel about
taking a long weekend?
344
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,056
Maybe back-to-back
long weekends?
345
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,308
And all the days in between?
346
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,561
Uh, I mean, I'd
love the time off.
347
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,730
Is it paid? I need the hours.
348
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,983
No, I was thinking
more voluntarily.
349
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,444
Oh. Well, I'm saving
up for a place of my own
350
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,571
'cause I still live at
home with my mom, man.
351
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,572
Oh, you do, do ya?
352
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,698
And she just got
a new boyfriend.
353
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,741
Right.
354
00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,742
At night, I can't hear him,
355
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,578
but, ugh, I can sure
as hell hear her.
356
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,621
Okay.
- Oh fuck.
357
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,123
Unless that is him.
358
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,332
I hope not.
359
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,085
I actually gotta be
somewhere different.
360
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,301
Didn't see the sign?
361
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,928
I saw it.
362
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,929
Whoa. Beauty.
363
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,474
What?
- What?
364
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,642
So listen, Roach,
365
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,603
what do you think about
taking some time off?
366
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,104
Uh, like a paid vacation?
367
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,648
No, it would just
be a vacation.
368
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:31,607
Oh I can't.
369
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,817
I'm two payments
behind on my dirt bike.
370
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,818
That's okay.
371
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,112
They said they'd
take my thumb
372
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,114
and this one's opposable so...
373
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,741
I guess you can't paint
without your thumb.
374
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,992
No.
375
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,160
Fuck sakes!
376
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,828
Hey man, you didn't even piss.
377
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,955
Oh!
378
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,791
Are you sure you don't
want a bit of time off?
379
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,167
Hell no.
380
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,293
Look at these delts.
381
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,379
They're not gonna
feed themselves.
382
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,005
Look at 'em.
383
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,799
Which ones are
the delts again?
384
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,050
I just can't do it.
385
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,176
I know too much
about their lives.
386
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,135
They all have stories.
387
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,220
Debts.
388
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,846
Pets that need surgeries.
389
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,848
A guy's mom having
sloppy, loud sex.
390
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,808
It's fucked.
391
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,184
You're the GF, Todd.
392
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,020
Part of the job is
making hard calls.
393
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,524
Look, I know it sucks.
394
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,984
Just find the balance between
being a friend and a leader.
395
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,319
.
What does this
have to do...?
396
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,320
.
It's more than about
your piss, Roach,
397
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,655
it's everything!
398
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,656
Todd!
399
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,615
The fuck?
400
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:22,741
Look at this.
401
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,244
If you trace the silver
supply chain backwards, bam!
402
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,995
That's where the airborne
microchips come in.
403
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,998
Right under our
ignorant little noses.
404
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,500
I was just asking why my
piss is so, uh, stinky.
405
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,793
Honest.
406
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,379
No, no, no, no. Look.
That's the detox piss, man.
407
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,839
It's the best kind of piss.
408
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,507
It's the number one
of number ones.
409
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,426
Now come on. Move!
410
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,802
Happy scrapbooking, boys.
411
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,845
Fuck you, Todd!
412
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:43,971
Good one.
413
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,389
And you're having a tough
time finding a candidate?
414
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,349
Crazy gets shit done.
415
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,394
Oh. Conch wouldn't be
Conch without crazy.
416
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,771
.
Watch that line, Leonard.
417
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,565
I'm not sure about
that calculation.
418
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,858
I used your theorem.
419
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:56,942
.
Not very well.
420
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,319
Leonard. Medhi?
421
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,361
Where are you?
422
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,696
Why are you on a necklace?
423
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,574
I'm supervising Leonard's
work from abroad.
424
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,575
My arms got tired,
425
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,993
so I made this Medhi strap-on.
426
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,746
Unfortunately, his
arms tire very easily.
427
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,290
What? Not that easily.
428
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,752
Well boys, if these
walls could talk...
429
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,464
I just alphabetized those!
430
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,632
What's our little
rat saying now?
431
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,051
No clue.
432
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,261
I don't tell tales
out of school.
433
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,138
.
Oh sure. Right, right, right.
434
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,015
Come on, Punky Dewster.
435
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,725
Spit it out.
436
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,226
But a certain lady carpenter
437
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,937
and her burly journeyman
have been 'erecting platforms'
438
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,022
after hours!
439
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,023
What?
- What?
440
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,274
Oh shit! Wait.
441
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,984
Ah! My connection glitched.
442
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,903
Ah, Leonard, elevate me.
443
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,904
Closer.
444
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,073
I want to study his eyes.
445
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,783
.
I'm telling you the truth.
446
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,117
You're thrown by
my droopy eye.
447
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,118
I was born with it.
448
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,286
I don't think so.
449
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,621
I don't think he's
telling the truth.
450
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,165
Hmmmm...
451
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,460
Tase!
- Ah!
452
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,462
Fuck, Dewey.
453
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,172
You can't tell anyone.
454
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,757
It's top secret.
455
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,300
Okay.
456
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,762
Auds and Bareback are doing
the horizontal fender-bender.
457
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,721
What?
458
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,808
He's putting his hammer
into her holster.
459
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,852
Say no more.
460
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,729
I am a vault.
461
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,773
But that is too big
of a secret to keep.
462
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,774
What do you mean?
463
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,733
That means I need fifty bucks.
464
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,193
Fifty bucks?
- Come on, Dewey.
465
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,529
That's the best rate I can
give you for my silence.
466
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,989
Are you serious?
467
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,532
You're blackmailing me?
468
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,450
Taxing gossip.
469
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,327
Hey, I accept
e-transfer or cash.
470
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,830
Thanks, bud.
471
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,833
Oh shit.
472
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,377
.
Everybody knows, Dewey.
473
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,962
People are talking, Dewey.
474
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,964
Not us, though.
We're confidential.
475
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,507
But not for free.
- What?
476
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,008
We heard you're paying
out hush money.
477
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,511
Hush money?
478
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,306
And what is it
that you want?
479
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,808
Mani-pedis. Shellac.
480
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,976
None of that cheap
clear coat shit.
481
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,977
.
Uh uh.
482
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:55,978
And a spray tan.
- What?
483
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,771
Like a full caramel glaze.
484
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,981
Caramel glaze?
485
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,151
Ca-ra-mel.
486
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,527
Oh my God.
487
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,528
This shit ain't cheap, Dewey.
488
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,821
We know you're good for it.
489
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,990
Yeah. We might, uh,
start feeling chatty.
490
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,950
You know, I look
after Snax now too.
491
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,578
I have to feed him and wash
him and that's on you.
492
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,205
It costs money.
493
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,707
You know, we got a
growing number of employees
494
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,042
interested in being paid
495
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,086
to keep their mouth
closed about that gossip.
496
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,756
I know! It's appalling.
497
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,507
I should probably
report this to Chelsea.
498
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,508
.
No!
499
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,552
No, don't do that.
500
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:32,390
Unless you'd be willing to
donate to my bulking regimen.
501
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,435
Would ya, Dewey?
502
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,187
Would ya?
503
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,566
.
Hey boss.
504
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,235
Are you okay?
505
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,779
I gotta lay someone off.
506
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,863
Fuck.
507
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,365
Look at these
beautiful bastards.
508
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,283
How am I supposed to pick?
509
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,829
Who wants well-done
fresh off the torch?
510
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:57,998
.
Come on. Anyone?
511
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,919
.
You're almost there, bud.
512
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:07,257
Normally I'd know.
513
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:12,638
Sixty-seven.
Sixty-eight. Sixty-nine!
514
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,390
New record!
515
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,017
.
Way to go, Taser! Woo!
516
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,560
Todd, my man.
517
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,647
Whenever I've gotta be
a stone-cold bad bitch,
518
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,399
I call in my alter ego,
Stephanie.
519
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,775
Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
520
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,069
This is Steph. You've met her.
521
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,447
This, however, is Stephanie.
522
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,490
There's a difference?
523
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,950
Oh there's a difference.
524
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,828
It's in the attitude.
Check this out.
525
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,037
Hey Tanner, your locker's
been compromised.
526
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,122
Clear it out.
527
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,124
Ah, fuck me! Not again.
528
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,750
Go dead behind the eyes.
529
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,919
No blinking. No throat clears.
530
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,087
Monotone.
531
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,464
Find an attitude
that works for you.
532
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,300
Don't be fucking Todd.
533
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,303
Be Toddrick.
534
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,681
Got it.
- Say it.
535
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,977
I'm Toddrick.
- I'm a stone-cold ba-
536
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,104
I'm a stone-cold bad bitch!
537
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,231
Yeah you are, man.
538
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,524
You got this.
539
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,820
Gotta lay you off.
540
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,113
Hey Todd.
541
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,114
I can see your lips moving,
542
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,992
but all I can hear
is Nickelback.
543
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,827
Oh yeah.
544
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,705
Sometimes you gotta remove a
good stud to finish the wall.
545
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,956
What?
546
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,458
Your voice sounds
fucking weird.
547
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,836
Oh, is this your attempt
at a 'boss man voice'?
548
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,546
I gotta lay you off.
549
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,174
That sucks for you, man...
550
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,843
'cause I ain't going nowhere.
551
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,180
Fuck my life!
552
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,140
Yeah, you're gonna have
to practice, Toddrick.
553
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,975
You couldn't lay off that.
554
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,936
Oh! She's all right!
555
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,689
You all right?
556
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,691
.
Yes! That's good.
557
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,862
Oh! Uh, due to recent
economic developments,
558
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,323
the price for my
silence has increased.
559
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,867
Fucker. You better not
have told anyone, Dewey.
560
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,160
I will screw you to the wall
561
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,662
and throw fucking
knives at you.
562
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,080
You better not fuck
this up for me!
563
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,373
What? Are you kidding?
564
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,375
Told anyone? Absolutely not.
565
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,584
I mean, my...
- Oh God. You told...
566
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,627
how many people
did you tell?
567
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,630
Hypothetically, if I
had told someone...
568
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,925
then I hypothetically would
now need some more money
569
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,387
to hypothetically not
tell more people?
570
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,764
'Cause you hypothetically have
me by the balls right now...
571
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,765
How much more do you need?
572
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,766
Oh this'll do.
573
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,850
Oh, what the fuck, Dewey?
574
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,893
Hey, you remember,
575
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,186
I know where you sleep.
576
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,188
Unfortunately for you, BDubs,
577
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,065
I now know where
you've been sleeping.
578
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,775
For fuck sakes, Dewey.
579
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,734
.
No, Roach!
580
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,069
You can't chug
colloidal silver!
581
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,404
Put it down! No, Roach!
582
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,363
Get off me!
583
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,365
We gotta
get it out of him!
584
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,866
It tastes like burnt
sparkler, man.
585
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,368
We gotta purge it out of him
586
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,078
before he turns
into the Tin Man!
587
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,249
.
God! Fucking Heimlich.
588
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,375
What the hell's going on here?
589
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,085
No! You can't chug
colloidal silver!
590
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,587
Yeah, okay, but maybe don't
body slam the guy, Homer.
591
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,588
He's not gonna be okay.
592
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,798
Why aren't you helping?
- I'm eating.
593
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,091
He's gonna be really sick,
I'm telling ya.
594
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,551
Hey, stop that! Stop!
595
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,885
I'm sorry.
596
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,221
Homer, I'm laying you off.
597
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,765
Whoa.
598
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,643
Wait. What?
599
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,270
Ah, bummer, man.
600
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,187
Break it up!
601
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,772
Hey, come on!
602
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,442
Thanks for that, Tase.
603
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,195
Look, Maureen kicked me out.
604
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,822
She's worried if I
don't talk to someone,
605
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,115
I'm gonna build a bunker.
606
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,241
But I've already got a bunker.
607
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,367
So this would just
be, like, what?
608
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,411
Another bunker?
609
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,955
Are you seeing
someone about this?
610
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,999
Yeah. I mean, there's a group.
611
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,709
Deprogramming programming.
612
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,962
We meet every Thursday night in
the basement of this vape shop
613
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,256
and sometimes it's virtual but-
614
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,507
Okay.
615
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:40,262
Basically we all sit in a circle
and say the real stuff out loud.
616
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:45,851
Like [clears throat] 'chemtrails
might not actually exist'.
617
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,935
They don't.
618
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:51,231
Or the, the moon landing
might have actually happened.
619
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,441
It probably did.
620
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,609
It's been hard, man.
621
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,610
Where have you even staying?
622
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,155
I park my van outside
Bob's Hardware.
623
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,615
There's no nighttime security.
624
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,658
Okay.
625
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,034
.
Sometimes I sleep in my shed
626
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:06,205
or underneath the,
uh, lunchroom tables.
627
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,414
Are you serious?
628
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,291
.
The hum of the fridge
helps me sleep.
629
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,293
Plus, just knowing your food's
safe in there, you know?
630
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,171
See, I, I really think
you need some time off.
631
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,507
I can't laid off, you
corporate bobblehead!
632
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,883
I got Maureen and
the kids to support!
633
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,510
I get it and I hate this,
634
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,512
but I also have to do my job.
635
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,055
You assaulted Roach today
636
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,515
and you probably
fucking poisoned him.
637
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,808
Like, that is not good.
638
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,476
What kind of a fucking
idiot chugs colloidal...?
639
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,144
.
Homer.
640
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,312
No, you're right.
641
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,981
You're right.
Sorry. I'll just leave.
642
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,274
.
Listen, Homer.
643
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,819
That being said,
644
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,697
my WiFi has been on the fritz.
645
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,490
So call your cable company.
646
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,243
Nah. I think it's
a Homer problem.
647
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,828
My garage has a futon.
648
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,705
I mean, Dewey sleeps
out there too...
649
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,789
hums in his sleep.
650
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,667
But it might match the same
frequency as the fridge.
651
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,836
You troubleshoot
my Wi-Fi network,
652
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,004
I'll float you a few bucks
653
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,424
and as soon as we need manpower,
you're back on my crew.
654
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,053
So you got a bunker?
655
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,181
Yeah, but it's mostly just
for our winter clothes
656
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,933
and Christmas decorations.
657
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:54,938
.
Shit!
658
00:21:58,693 --> 00:21:59,777
Ow! Oh my God!
659
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:00,778
Oh! Sorry!
660
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,196
Are you fucking kidding me?
661
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,405
.
Sorry.
662
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,115
Todd is still up.
663
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,075
No he's not.
664
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,576
He's sleeping on the couch.
665
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:10,829
Look, I made these
for you myself.
666
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,747
What are those?
667
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:15,250
They're handcrafted and
beautiful like you.
668
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,796
I made them out of beer
tabs and deer teeth.
669
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:22,091
You can call them...
Beerings or Deerings,
670
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,092
whatever you want.
671
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,760
Reggie, you really
shouldn't be here.
672
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,804
You don't fucking listen.
673
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,306
I listened.
674
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,517
I just didn't agree.
675
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,981
Dewey?
676
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,483
Oh.
- Fucking solid.
677
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,027
Are you on our side now?
678
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,029
Hi, Dew worm.
679
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,322
Thanks, blood.
680
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,991
After you, Romeo.
681
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,500
Ugh.
- Oh yeah.
682
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,210
What'd you have? Nachos?
683
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,295
Close. Tacos.
That'll teach you.
684
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,840
Don't ever blackmail me again.
685
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:05,509
I've definitely got
pink eye in my future.
686
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,428
It's better than
two black eyes.
687
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,054
I'm coming in.
- It took you long enough.
688
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,806
.
Easy does it. Oh, oh, okay.
689
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,016
.
Watch it.
690
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,892
.
Watch the Deerings.
691
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,519
Wonder what Todd's up to.
692
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,526
♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪
693
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,363
♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪
694
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,200
♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪
695
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:34,372
♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪
696
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:41,379
♪ Are you unhappy,
or are you low?
697
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:49,679
♪ I should be leaving but
I'm not ready to go ♪
698
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,931
♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪
699
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,893
I love our banana break time.
700
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,686
Oh, me too.
701
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,731
♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪
702
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,944
♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪
703
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:08,239
♪ I'm not ready to go!
704
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:12,577
♪ I'm not ready to go!
705
00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,587
♪ Even if you think I'm crazy
706
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,424
♪ Drunk and stoned
707
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:34,307
♪ I don't wanna be
messed up alone ♪
708
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,144
♪ There's nothing
wrong here ♪
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