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Hey.

Hey. Hi, stepmom. I love stepmom. How are you? How are you doing today?

It's going good. It's a little interesting, but going well.

Yeah? Yeah. What's so interesting?

Tell me.

Well, um, so, I want to talk to you about... I'm just going to go out and

it. Okay.

I want to enlist.

Enlist in what?

Hey, so, I was talking to my friend Oliver for a while, and I think we're

to enlist in the military.

What?

Sorry, but what?

Yeah, like, I've been looking at the different branches and stuff, and

I think I got what it takes to be in the Army.

What? No.

You, the two of you were going to enlist in the military?

Yeah, we talked about it after playing some video games, and we thought we were

pretty good at it, and it would be great for us.

Well, and today you prefer it because it's a joke? I don't understand.

Have you talked to your father about this?

Yeah, yeah, I did. Um, and actually, that was on board.

Like, real, actually. What? Yeah, it was super quick to say, uh, yeah, you need

to go.

He said it's going to be great, like, justice and, like, structure for my life

or something. I don't know, but, um... I mean, yeah, you could probably get more

structure, but I don't think the military is what you need.

I think this is a terrible idea.

You're playing video games and you think, ooh, I want to join the military?

I think it's March.

I don't know. But, yeah, we want to join the military.

Oh, my God. Okay, and who's your father's name, Father?

Oh, he's totally on board. He thinks it would be great for us. It's good for

education.

And... You know? I think we got it. And you don't see the dangers of it. You

don't see the dangers in the military?

Well, I mean, you shouldn't worry. Like, I'm honestly still pretty good at,

like, the whole military thing anyways. Like, I play video games all the time.

I do a lot of shooting on there, so, like, I'm really good, so.

So you think you can go to war?

You think you're that brave, you're going to march into a real war and shoot

real people?

I mean, I'm not doing anything else, right?

Really? It looks pretty fun.

It looks fun? It looks fun? Running around and getting shot at?

Everyone's on board. I mean, I don't understand why you want to be.

This is not okay.

Oliver, I... I can't even talk to you. I gotta call Christine.

Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, call her.

Elias and I are actually literally... We did this together.

We went through everything.

No.

Okay, well, me and Elias are actually going to go get some workouts in to get

ready for this, so... You do that.

Girl, I need to talk to you.

Yeah, I just heard.

Both of them.

I swear they planned this. This is not okay.

I'm so angry I can't even think of it right now.

Do you want to come over and talk about this?

I think we need to figure it out. Yeah, I'll come over.

Alright, I'll see you soon.

Alright, see you in a little bit.

This is just ridiculous. I can't believe that they think that they can join the

military. Can you? I mean, this is just... Those are absolutely ridiculous.

And not want to pass us first, but more so they just kind of planned it. I mean,

I know that I'm just a stepmother. I get that. But, like, I've been in this

kid's life since he was a child.

That's because they're playing a lot of video games, I'm telling you. Yeah.

They think that they can go into actual combat?

Hmm.

Well, we could put them through a little boot camp of our own.

Show them how hard it really is to be in the military.

Like, get them to do all the exercises and the actual, like, work that's going

to be in the military.

Exactly. Give them a dose of the military.

Yeah. Like, break them down, build them up type of stuff. Exactly.

I mean, they literally, the only muscles they have in their body are in their

thumbs from all the video games they play.

That's so true. I like that idea.

Yeah. But what if they're, like, so stuck in this idea that they push

they succeed in our boot camp? Like, it doesn't work. What if we fail on our

end?

Well. Then we have to give him a little more incentive.

Kenzie, I can't believe you just said that. Come on, you're such a prude.

There are set plans. Look, and Elias is really hot.

If we could make it better, we could just quit.

The way you plan on seducing my Elias? Yeah, you can seduce Oliver.

I don't love this idea, but I like where your mind is at, and I think that...

I'm willing to do anything for my boy.

So if this saves them from the dangers of the military, then I'll do it.

Great.

Cheers.

It's a new plan.

Keeping our boys safe.

Hi.

Casework.

Of course you do.

I won't be killing you.

This is nothing.

Smartass.

so bad.

This is what they're going to put you through.

So bad they're going to be tired when we're done with you. Get that core work

in. Come on now. Come on.

Get it together. That's right.

Yeah, you're getting tired.

Come on.

Give it a squat. Come on. You think you have what the military takes?

Activate your axes. Let's go.

This isn't a video game.

Get it together.

Come on.

Squat deeper.

Get all the

Just like that. Come on. Get all the way down.

Just like that.

Yeah, Private. You get all the way down to that ground.

That's right. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on now. You think you can do this all day?

Huh? Let's go.

Better be dripping sweat by the time I'm done with you.

You guys still really want to join the military?

Of course we do. Did you see how we killed it? It was me.

Might be overreacting just a little bit.

Wait, do you have anything to cook for you?

Do you even have to make your bed?

Um, I mean, yeah. Do you have laundry?

People will cook.

We do all that stuff for you. You're really going to leave your mom?

We're going to be fine, you know? Yeah.

to feed you weird food. And you're such a picky eater.

You know, I'll be in your room. We'll be back, you know. Stay with Mommy.

I will take care of you. You won't have to fight anybody. The military isn't

going to destroy you.

You're really going to leave?

You're really going to do this?

Then there's no way to talk about it.

Yeah. Maybe I could give it a second thought. Really?

What if I gave you an unlimited pussy card?

Mm -hmm.

Unlimited?

Unlimited?

That's like a lot. Just to keep you here?

Oh, yeah.

Good boy.

Give it a second thought, will you? Just contemplate it.

A little longer.

Give you anything you want.

Yeah.

Definitely reconsidering. You can play with me anytime you

want.

What a girl.

Very nice.

Let me reconsider my decision.

See? See how much better than the last period this could be?

I can definitely see it.

Are you okay with this?

Oh, absolutely.

Don't worry. Are you okay with this?

Yeah, honey.

You're sure?

Yeah. Go on. This is what you guys need.

I know.

Whatever we need to do to keep you guys home and safe. Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Mom, is it okay if I... Yes, honey.

Okay.

You're a genius.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, give it your good.

It's nice and good. Just don't snap. Oh, yes.

That's how it's done. Isn't that pretty? Make it look so good. Yeah?

Make it look pretty.

Oh, Miss Candy looks so good.

Good job. Good job.

Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, honey,

help mommy take her pants off.

Take your pants off?

Thank you

You're gonna touch your tits.

I love watching it.

Yeah.

Thank you, mommy.

Mom,

stop looking!

Yeah

Oh yeah, keep going.

Oh, just like that?

Oh, I'm getting

close. Oh, I'm getting close.

Oh yeah, give me that big fucking load, yeah.

So you boys aren't going to join the military, right?

Oh, no.

We're still joining.

What? Yeah.

You're still going to join the military?

Oh, yeah. We're going to give it a second chance. No.

can't go.

What? Is this a joke?

Yeah.

After everything that you guys have been through with the boot camp that we gave

you and... We gotta fight for our country.

Fuck us.

Like, you can have this all the time. Like, you don't understand.

Yeah, but, I mean, the military's gonna definitely give us destruction.

Yeah. Yeah.

We're going on it.

Well, we'll see. You're gonna come running back to it.

Nah, not a chance.

Nah.

We'll see you guys.