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Well,

I had to fib to you guys just a little bit to get you both to come here.

But, I mean, don't you think it would be really good to spend the day here? It's

a yoga retreat, and...

You know, we could spend the day, just hear me out, hear me out.

We could spend the day getting to recenter ourselves and get back to the

relationships we used to have.

Well, you could have warned us. I mean, we were expecting a party and

everything. Like, fuck this, man. Let's get out of here. This is whack.

Mister, you have been partying too much. I mean, your mom told me. Look at your

fucking ankle bracelet.

Told what?

That is like, come on.

You need this.

Well, we came here expecting a beach and a party.

Yeah. There's no parties. It's a peaceful yoga retreat with your mom.

Fuck this shit, bro. Let's get the fuck out of here, man. Yeah, let's go.

You guys have fun.

That did not go

the way that I planned.

No, I don't think they're into this.

No.

But that's okay. We're here.

We paid, you know, good money to be here.

So? Shall we?

Let's make the best of it.

You

know,

being a yoga instructor really helped me out a lot in my life. It's brought a

lot of peace.

And even though he's acting like a brat right now, I feel like...

There's potential to really bond with my son, you know?

Maybe we can talk him into it.

Let's hope so.

In the meantime, let's just take some deep breaths before we stretch, okay?

Really deep, starting from below and then letting it out.

Just feel how deep you're breathing. It's so peaceful.

Try not to think about all the bad things. Try to think of all the good

that you're wanting in your life.

You know?

Okay, and then one more.

Letting it out at the top.

Letting go of all the problems and worries.

If you can, just come over here in the middle.

I'm going to sit behind you.

If you could do a pose with your legs crossed.

Yeah. And what I'm going to do is sit behind you and make sure that you're

breathing really good.

Don't focus on me. Just focus on the deep breath, okay?

I'm just going to be feeling.

Breathing out.

That's good.

Mm -hmm.

Really deep. One more.

Yeah, I can really feel it.

Really good. One more.

I feel your heartbeat already slowing down. That's a really good sign.

I already feel so relaxed.

I feel like we should get into some stretching.

What do you think?

Yeah?

So let's get like this.

Put your arms out.

Really push back.

Put your head down.

Make sure you're breathing.

Maybe look forward. It helps with your posture.

Also helps with how peaceful you're going to feel. I can't wait. I'm happy

you.

Nice, huh?

Go ahead and sit up.

This is really good too because it just really opens up your diaphragm and

you're able to just... So I know that we've talked a little bit about it, but

you kind of want to tell me a little more about what's been going on.

I'll share something with you first that way. Sure. Maybe you feel a little more

safe.

So my husband and I, we were having issues for quite a while there.

And... There wasn't much of a bond or closeness. I felt really distant.

And that's kind of when I dived into the whole yoga thing. Okay.

And there's a certain type of yoga that I tried.

And ever since then, doing it with him, our relationship has never

been better. I mean, the bond, the closeness, it's almost like we're

again. Like, it's just so fun.

But I feel like, I don't know, you'll have to tell me a little more, but maybe

that's something that could help.

You think it would help bring us a little closer?

Tell me a little bit about what's going on.

Yeah, I've just been having a really hard time connecting with my stepson,

feel like maybe that kind of yoga would help.

I totally understand.

It's the same with my stepson.

He's...

I don't know. I've been really distant lately.

I don't know if it's because, you know, I'm getting a lot older and I want to

party and all that stuff.

But yeah, I think, let me try it.

Would that be okay for you? Yeah.

Okay. Go ahead and lay on your back.

Okay.

And then actually, if you could, I'll have you take your top off.

and I'll go and grab a bottle.

Okay. That way I can get you kind of wet, and I'm able to, like, rub you and

in there, because I'm going to rub you a little bit before we actually get to

the, you know, the part where it's supposed to help the month.

Take my top off? Yeah.

And then, yeah, just lay down on your back, and I'm going to grab a bottle.

Yes, exactly.

I know it seems like a lot.

Just going around and getting all the tension out of here before I go down.

Just keep breathing.

Deep breath.

The only way this will work is if you continue to focus on your breath and

nothing else.

Think of being at the ocean.

In the beach, you're just listening to the ocean.

You're comfortable lying in the sand.

You feel the breeze.

You don't hear anything except the ocean.

Now I'm going to start the next part. If you start to feel

a little bit of rag, that's completely normal.

And if you don't, that's okay too.

Let it all out.

Let

it

out.

Not a big deal. Calm down.

Your shirt is off. Why is your mom's shirt off? I don't know. My mom's shirt

off. Why are you shirtless?

Okay. First off, calm down.

Second off, I told you earlier, this is a bonding experience.

You know, getting close and really centering ourselves. And I was just

method to your mom that I thought would be helpful.

She was just teaching me this new kind of yoga to help.

and I feel like it's really working and might help us connect a little.

It looked like a little bit more than that. Yeah.

It really wasn't.

What kind of yoga is this?

What? Are we going to get to party? Yeah.

What are we supposed to do?

Can we leave?

Okay.

We have an idea.

What if you both join us?

And before you interrupt me, just let me hear me out.

You both join us since you're already here. Also, we paid a lot of money.

You come join us and, you know, we'll work on centering ourselves and just

feeling that inner peace and bonding again, you know, having a good

And like I said, feeling very at peace.

If you guys do, we promise we'll take you to the nearest club as soon as we're

done.

Deal?

Together?

Well... Weird.

That mom's right here.

Okay, well, easy fix there. How about you go with me, and then, honey, you

go with her.

That way, um...

Maybe eventually you'll warm up and you'll want to maybe do things as a

together, but I just don't want it to be weird, you know?

Okay, fine. Just because we want to party.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I think you should take your shirts off.

What? What?

Come on, you guys. I mean, look at us.

You're overdressed.

It's going to be helpful for the massaging.

Yeah, here, I'll help.

There you go.

Yeah, just throw it over there so you don't get it dirty so you can wear it to

the club later.

Okay.

So,

what you're going to be doing, close your eyes and think of

yourself as a bee.

All you hear is the ocean waves.

All you hear is you feel the breeze.

We're going to be rubbing our temple area, getting it nice and relaxed.

Keep breathing.

It's very important that you keep breathing.

And then, let me put some water on you.

Sorry, honey, did I scare you?

That way we can really rub in here,

working our way down through all the chakras.

Wow, you're very tense.

Just keep breathing.

And then make sure when you're rubbing in, really extend your arm.

And bring it back up.

Because we're going to be getting to the root chakra.

And you know what that is.

Yeah.

Are you relaxed?

Yeah.

Take a deep breath in.

And breathe out.

I wonder if we should pick the shorts off.

Do you think that would be helpful?

I think so.

Yeah. Slide them down.

Are you serious? What the fuck?

Well, we're having to get to the root chakra.

But we were already... Honey, just please.

Please. You want to go to the club?

Fuck. Let my friend help you. I promise.

Okay. And don't be embarrassed. Show it off. It's okay.

We all have body parts that should be shown.

Take it off.

Yes. I'm going to make you more comfortable.

There you go.

so then we're going to start up here take a deep breath in and when they

out we go all the way down to the root chakra and we start

to feel it and once it starts getting

more erect that's when you know you're really

helping that area

I'm releasing the tense in there.

Like clearly someone has.

Your sun is so tense.

I know, yours is too.

Especially down here, underneath the root chakra here.

Just rubbing that area.

So tense.

I think this is really going to relax them.

What if we did the sitting position with them?

I think that's a good idea.

We could have them, you know, sit with us and really make the brain still work.

Yeah?

Okay.

Okay, we have another idea.

I promise this is all going to lead to you guys going to the club.

Okay. So you're going to sit up, and you're going to have me,

and she's going to have you.

Turn back this way. Go back.

Okay. There you go.

We probably should take our pants off.

Yeah. It's okay. You guys already have your pants off too, so.

Right? Right. It's not a big deal.

Oh, can you help me? They're so tight.

Sure. Yeah.

A little harder.

Yeah.

Okay. Now scoot up.

And I'm going to wrap around you like this.

And you'll put your arms back like that.

Yeah. And see, your mom is going to put her back to me.

And we're going to feel everyone's energy all together.

It's going to be so nice.

Can you feel how good that is?

I can feel you loosening up already.

How's my son doing over there?

Is he loosening up?

I feel like he's finally starting to relax.

Finally.

It's okay if you want to put your head in my breath. Yeah. Yeah.

That's very relaxing.

Yeah. That feels really good.

Yeah, it is really relaxing. Yeah.

Take deep breaths while you're in there.

Try not to completely smother yourself.

The skin -to -skin contact, like, is so important.

Just

lay

down.

I think that this is going to help.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. My son's cock is just growing and growing in my mouth and my

Oh, my God.

Oh my gosh, look at it just fucking growing and growing.

Oh my

God,

yeah.

I don't know.

Quick, quick.

So relaxing.

Yeah,

you just lay there and relax.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

I'm so glad we paid to come here.

It's so helpful.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What do you feel, honey?

It's okay.

What do you mean?

It's bonding.

You can feel it, right?

Yeah, I can feel it.

I'm getting harder.

Me too.

Before? Honestly, I think it would be a really good idea if he didn't have some

time with you.

You think that's a good idea?

I think it would help.

I mean, I'd really loosen him up and he seems to be getting, you know... That's

my son.

Are you okay with that, honey?

Only if Jay does it to his mom.

Are you okay with that, Jay?

It's a really good idea, I promise.

They're already listening to us.

bonding experience.

How are you feeling?

Yeah,

release from that root chakra.

So what do you guys think of this retreat, though?

Would you come back?

Yeah, it's definitely better than partying.

Yeah. Hell fucking yeah.

It's time for a nap.

Well, you probably should go get ready for the club.

You know what?

Fuck it, let's go to the club. Yeah.

Thank you so much. Party! Party!