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Dude, one of us has to get that role. Penelope K is going to be Juliette.

Man, this does not make any sense.

Wait, I can't wait until that kissing scene.

Oh,

Oliver

King's leaving, right?

Look, I got the script right here. We need to memorize this by Friday, okay?

So we better get started now.

By Friday? This Friday coming up? Yeah.

But, like, are we going to practice together?

Like, we need a Juliet.

I mean, what else are we going to do?

Look, dude, I don't know.

Not like that.

Not like that. I mean, let's... You're more like that.

Okay? No, bro, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. I get it, I get it.

But, like, what girls are going to find to practice with us?

Okay, we'll see. I got it. Well, we better get working on the top.

Yeah, these are... There's a lot here.

I don't even know some of these words.

Here they are, Mom.

What's up, Mom?

Alright.

So, uh...

Basically, this Friday, coming up, pretty soon, we have this little theater

project here.

It's part of... We have an audition for Romeo and Juliet.

It's a pretty big part.

Huge. Okay.

And we're just in need of a Juliet.

We're in need of that.

So that's why we're thinking our stepmom would be a perfect fit.

Helping us remember our lives.

What do you think?

Well, it would be a good exercise for them.

And we actually do that at night school.

Yeah. We're really good at it. Yeah.

Well, I didn't know you did that at night school.

We did.

Yeah. That's super cool.

Well, then this will be right up your alley. It'll help us out tremendously.

do need a Juliet.

You're not going to get this. I won't let you down.

Okay, but you have to take this seriously. Not a joke, if we're out

Well, yeah.

I appreciate it, Mom.

I really want this role.

Okay.

You're the best.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mom.

You're the best.

We're going to start. We're going to practice.

Should we start practicing?

Yeah.

Put those out of the way.

All right. All right.

So, uh, who should I practice?

Okay, Joshua, let's do what you've got.

Okay, let's try this.

Oh, then, dear saint, what?

Oh, right.

What? Oh, right, all right.

Oh, then, dear saint.

But let's do what hands do and

dear saint.

Joshua, cut.

Oh, my God. That was awful.

Sorry, Mom. It's just kind of hard.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but I haven't done it.

Don't you want to hear me?

Yeah.

Perfect. All right.

Down the seat. Come in.

Yeah,

I'm sorry about that.

Perfect.

All right.

Tell me when.

I program lips that they must use in prayer.

Oh, then, dear me, let lips do what they can do.

Should I do it again? Real quick? That's good, right?

You can try it again.

Okay, a whole different tone, maybe?

Okay.

Oh, then, dear Savior, let me do what hands do.

Yeah? That better?

Wait,

um, could you give us a minute?

Yeah. Yeah.

Perfect.

Yeah.

Can I take a look over there?

Of course, there you go. Thanks, Mom.

What are we going to do with Nate?

I'm so really mad.

There aren't except them. They should be good at this.

I'm not sure what we should do.

But I did have one idea.

Remember when I said that I hated when we were in drama school?

We can't do that. We can't use that kind of method acting on them.

They're our boys.

But Veronica, they lack passion.

You can't do anything without passion.

You're right.

But I think it'll work. I mean, they can actually be good. They care about this.

I mean, they can maybe be Hollywood actors one day. Who knows? But they have

have some intensity.

Some passion.

to do anything with them. Maybe you should try it.

Okay, give it a shot.

Boy.

Yeah.

So,

we've been talking.

You should do it the way that we learned to do it in drama school.

We really think it's gonna help you. and it's going to help you really do the

job as a part.

Plus, you're wearing something that already looks great.

Yeah, this is perfect, you know? Yeah.

Kind of like a vintage style, you know? Loose. Loose thing, like... Loose

clothing. Really look good.

Yeah. So, what's this even about?

Well, single stage is kind of like being naked.

You're so... All eyes are on you.

So, trust me, this exercise will help you. No way. You can do it all the time.

Yeah.

No way.

There's no shame in being nude, and it'll help you feel more confident.

No, you're my mom.

Yeah.

There are no moms on the stage.

Just to show you it's not a big deal. What?

Are you sure?

I mean, that's what you did.

Yeah. Do it.

Okay.

You're my mom. I shouldn't be cleaning naked right now.

Yeah, mom.

You're a hit.

Do you want to be an

actor or not?

If you want to be an actor, you need to do what I say. Take your clothes off.

It's not that big of a deal.

You are on stage, right? Yeah.

Try delivering your line.

You guys want me to relax.

Sure.

Oh, then dear thing, let's do what hands do.

Oh, much better. Much better.

And for you, Oliver?

Oh, then dear thing, let's do what hands do.

Oh, look at that.

You have a little passion after all.

Huh.

That's what you do, isn't it? Yeah.

See, it's working already.

Mm -hmm.

See? We'll do the method of work.

I mean, it went wrong.

I did Joe a little more confident.

Yeah, it was kind of a... Sweet.

Right?

See, you're probably either having passion, your boy left a lot of passion,

you're way too shy and incredibly nervous for a girl.

I mean, you can't fucking line up in front of your Juliet, that's never going

work. That's true.

And it's playing about love.

So you're going to need to learn a thing or two about passion and love and

expressing yourself in a way. Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Do you understand what I think?

Yeah.

I think I definitely understand.

Oh, wow.

Like that?

Like that?

Mm -hmm. Oh, okay.

Yeah, don't be afraid. Don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous.

I like that.

That's hot.

have to practice that too.

Yeah, very true.

Okay.

So, why don't we go and

practice?

Yeah, is that good? I think that's a fabulous idea.

Yeah. Get a little more heated.

Make it nice and romantic for Julia.

Your final lesson.

This is how you should be delivering your lines.

Make sure to do that next time.

Is that half of it?

Yeah, you're doing great.

Well, guys, they're both doing good.

What a great lesson.

Let's do it.

No, yes.

Except we're good friends.

Oh, wow.

Where are we without Romeo? Okay, yeah, I think we're gonna...

It's my turn to get in there.

That

was

in your mouth!

I don't know.

I'm not going to mess up one line.

I'm so sorry mom.

Why are you so angry?

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God.

Mom.

Again. Again. Can we switch positions?

you boys need to go ahead and lay down.

Lay down?

Lay down.

Okay.

Whoa.

What's going on?

I don't know. I don't know.

Oh.

Oh.

It's in my face. It is.

It's a little awkward.

Don't hurt.

Oh, wow.

You like that, don't you?

I can tell you like it.

My mom, this is, but this is acting, right?

It's acting, don't worry.

It's all acting.

My parents are college days.

Yeah!

You really want me to get the part, don't you, Mom? Oh, yeah.

Yes, if we can.

You should know a lot.

I can't believe you're eating your mom's pussy right now.

I don't want to get the part.

It's just acting.

And Romeo and Juliet is all about love, right?

And passion.

You really have to learn about heart.

Are you good?

Yeah, I feel good.

Oh.

Bye.

For all your hard work? Yeah.

Yeah, it's been so long.

Oh, shit.

When I'm not fucking my dick, I'm not relying on this.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That was so great.

Oh, yeah.

Keep drinking it like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you're going to become like that. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. I'm so fucking close.

Keep going.

Yeah. Drink it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I'm going to die.

Do it all over your tits. All over your tits? Yeah.

All over your tits? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

my tits bleed.

Oh, I'm about to cum. Yeah.

Oh, jiggle your tits, mom. Jiggle your tits for me.

Jiggle for me, yeah.

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cum.

Fuck,

I'm cumming.

Still ready for this performance.

Oh my God, you did so good.

I love that you did.

A plus.

I really want that.

Yeah, you too.

You guys are going to do so great.

We're going to do great now because of you two.

Thank you so much, Mom.