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So, Ellie.

Tell me.

Let's see.

How's everything?

How's my life? How's your husband?

Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Always working.

You know.

Yeah. Can't complain.

Good. Could be worse.

Could be worse.

And... How's Mickey doing?

He's pretty good.

Yeah? Yeah. But you know what I want?

What?

I want a grandson. Or a granddaughter.

But... He doesn't want kids, so... Really?

Yeah, I don't know. Kids are weird at this age.

They're scared of commitment.

My stepson's the same thing. How he doesn't want to have kids.

It's like they're scared of babies or something.

Right? And, like, we didn't have babies, so it would be nice if they wanted

babies, you know? So, like, we could experience a baby stage.

Right? I mean...

I'm so bad.

I always wanted to be a mom, have a baby.

And it's just never lucky enough to have that. I mean, obviously, I have Jimmy.

I love him so much that he's my own.

But having a stepson isn't the same as being there and not being a mom.

Right? You know what I did the other day?

What? Tell me.

I took the deacrophobes out of his room.

What?

No, wait.

That was fucking nasty.

I know, I know. But you know, the way I see it, I teach him a little lesson in

responsibility,

I get a grandchild, you know.

I have a confession to make, though.

What? Don't judge me, okay?

I might have done the same thing.

Oh, I'm dead.

I've been sleeping in Jimmy's room for months now.

It's okay, don't cry.

He keeps all these condoms in.

I've been pooping the whole time.

I don't think so. I said I didn't. I don't think he didn't mind.

No.

I can sleep in private.

Yeah,

so? I can too.

Well, what if...

We take matters into our own hands. And, you know, like, I'll kill to deal with

your son.

You do the same with mine?

Yeah.

I mean, no offense, no fucking way.

It's wrong on so many levels. It's wrong.

Come on.

All right, this is the way I see it. All right, so eventually one of our pranks

is going to work.

They're going to get a girl pregnant.

So, who do you want to get pregnant?

Some random bimbo that you're having sex with?

Or your loving friend that you know is going to take care of the child?

Okay.

You might have a point.

Fine.

Let's do this.

Let's make some babies.

Let's do it.

Please.

We're never going to reach that.

Maybe it's time for a birds and bees conversation.

Okay. I'll just give it.

Halloween.

This is probably not the best time for you to be here because you're going to

watch yourself get violently wrecked.

I'm going to break your balls harder than you do.

Oh, yeah? Mm -hmm.

Okay. Whoa.

Ooh, got a score.

A score multiplier.

We found these in your room.

Care to explain?

You guys are in big trouble.

What does this mean?

Huh? Have you been fucking a bimbo?

Mom! You know who she is! Silence!

I raised you better than this.

Redbone's really disappointed in you guys.

We can't do this right now.

I know. You guys.

Normal. who want to have sex.

Because they're at that age where you get curious.

And I mean, we'll have girlfriends.

But if you want to start, they keep seeing them.

You know, you need to know how to treat a woman.

We need to have a little talk, boys.

Talk? About the birds and the bees, right?

Right. I'm serious.

I didn't want to have this conversation all along.

Well, it is fun to have it. It's going to be hard.

And better late than never, right?

Pretty late, but it will help me.

Well, now that we're on the same page.

Is there a nipple?

Wait.

And listen, please. Focus.

Stop talking over us.

I'm going to focus.

Yes, you can come up here.

You can get an interview. We have to learn something.

Huh, Jimmy?

Well, now that we're all on the same page... Like, these are nipples.

I mean, I don't think they're getting any. Yeah, I don't think they're getting

any until they take off. Yeah.

Yeah.

Mom!

Holy shit!

Jimmy!

Hush! How else are you going to learn about sex and reproduction?

I see your mom's tits. Yeah, I can't see them. They're right there.

Thanks. You should look at them. Yeah, no.

Okay. You should look at your mom's tits.

Oh, hello.

I see my mom's tits. I see your mom's tits.

Don't worry.

Let me stare at you a little bit more.

Okay. Okay, we're focusing.

All right, all right, all right.

This got real. This is a lot.

So, you know, studies show that if the woman reaches orgasm,

she's more likely to get pregnant.

It's true.

Or in layman's terms, if she comes.

Well, I mean, that really makes no difference. We're not trying to have a

Yeah, it was.

Okay. Maybe we should swap.

Do you want to try?

Try.

This is a lot for me. What if dad comes home? He could be home any minute.

I do not even want to have this conversation with dad. I don't want to

with or without your dad.

Guys, hey, Jimmy, your dad's not coming home anytime soon. I can't. Why are we

having this conversation right now?

It's important to make sure that you guys are doing it right.

Why do you care?

Why do you care?

It's important.

You know,

we care about you.

That makes us better?

Yeah, yeah.

There are like dozens of better ways to have this conversation

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's

okay.

If you notice.

If you notice. Stop, stop. This is embarrassing to me. I mean, you were

him about his nipple, and I was getting educated, you know? Jimmy, you need to

listen to your mother, okay?

Quiet down.

Yeah, listen to your mother.

Yeah.

And then this.

That. Mm -hmm.

Oh, you want a good, in -depth look at this.

Jimmy, you should be looking, too. You should look. See? You should be looking,

too. And your mom's just like... You need to look at it. It's important.

It's very important, Jimmy. So important.

Now, this is where you put your clock.

Yeah, look at that.

Just... Just do it.

Come on.

Come on.

Focus.

I'm focused, Mom. What?

I'm focused, Mom.

Jimmy.

Here, why don't you take your winter stick and play with this value?

You need some practice.

Honestly, I am not bad at this, boys.

Are you okay with this?

Kind of, kind of. But you have to do one bit first before you do anything wrong.

What do you smell in this stick? No, stop, stop.

You boys. Stop.

Uh, yeah, a bit.

Yeah. Okay.

Back to it.

Back to it, Jimmy.

Come on, focus, sweetheart.

Come on, Jimmy.

Come on, Jimmy. Okay, okay, okay. All right, all right. I want you to show us

what you've learned so far.

Go ahead.

What have you learned?

Okay. What have you learned?

This is the areola.

Good. Come on, Jimmy.

We're listening.

And that's what it is, alright.

That's the nipple.

I couldn't help but notice there's a few stray hair to the tip of your poker.

Sorry.

I want you to get it off. I want you to get it off.

Come on. Get it off of your teeth.

No.

Stop.

Noice. Alright.

It's just difficult.

It's kind of really weird, you know.

It's our moms.

It's okay.

Okay.

Alright.

Your mom is here to teach you, boys.

There's nothing wrong with it.

There's also the lesson.

It's okay.

Nothing wrong with it.

It's okay.

Remember?

Alright. What are you going to teach us, mom?

Jimmy's going to show us what he learned. Right, Jimmy?

I mean, it's whatever.

As I said, I'm mad at this point.

It's okay, Jimmy.

So,

a woman's vagina is very sensitive. You have to be gentle.

Um, okay.

That's my mom's vagina.

Yeah, yeah.

It is.

Fair.

You can do.

I understand. I can.

Yeah, you should. You should watch.

Watch. You made me watch. Watch.

That's the lips.

And that's where the dick goes in.

I don't know.

I kind of got lost in the... No way. Isn't this right there?

The clit? Good. Good job.

The happy button. Okay. I swear most women aren't the most unsteady. Okay.

It's very important to never forget.

That'll be clear.

So we're gonna just rub it, rub it like this?

Exactly.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Mm -hmm.

And we need to be teased before we get fucked.

Very arousing.

Um, what?

Did I just hear?

Oh, come on. I like to get teased.

See? It's a good thing we're having this conversation.

We're having this conversation.

Yep, this is why.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Remember, you said it was okay.

It is okay, Diana. It's okay.

And I'm normal.

It's fine. Completely normal.

I'm so happy we're teaching you something new.

Me too. A little weird. Your girlfriends will thank us as well.

I'm not telling my girlfriend anything about me.

Ever.

Okay, boy. Or anyone.

In fact, afterwards, I'm here. I'm going to go in my room and pretend that this

never, ever happened. I mean... Okay, wait.

Uh -oh.

What?

My pants?

No.

What is that called?

No.

You know what it's called?

Yes,

I know.

I just didn't want to say it. Aura called a cock, a dick, whatever else you

young boys call it now and do.

Winger, prick, tallywhacker, party boy, twig and berries.

What?

Did you get your cock?

No, she didn't. I mean, after playing with us, I mean, I feel like it's

getting kind of hard.

You should show us.

Listen, we know.

How that whole situation works. Yeah.

I'm not taking my big out from my friend.

That's as weird as far as I know. No way.

Jimmy, just focus on me. Then it's not weird.

Yeah, focus on my mom, I guess.

No, I'll focus on you.

Deal?

Come on.

We're here.

All right, boys.

Drop those drawings.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Okay, boys.

Let's get them out.

Are you sure I don't have to do this?

Come on, Jimmy. Do your job.

Be a good boy.

Seriously?

Okay. Oh.

Oh. My God, Jimmy.

Stop. Your God gets to be bigger than your dad.

It's already weird enough.

It's weird to hear that, Mom. It's okay.

I can't.

This is so embarrassing.

Okay. Poor Jimmy over here is embarrassed.

Why don't you swap with your friend?

Yeah, let's switch.

Go over to Miss Ellie. Cool with that.

Okay, I guess. Oh,

wow.

He has a green cock, too.

Oh, my God. Really?

His phone.

Do they look like their phone cut?

Um, probably.

I feel so much better than I imagined.

You imagined this?

Maybe once or twice.

I mean, it's not weird, right?

You guys have been planning this the whole time?

Don't worry about it Jimmy.

How are you going to make it so weird?

I mean, how's she doing, though?

Looks like she's having a job.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Don't lie to us, please. We love your pretty mom.

I think I should lay down.

Mom,

don't look at my face.

I need to learn about eating pussy.

Doing a good job?

Good job, Nicky. Thanks, Mom.

I'm just trying to teach you.

Oh, good luck.

You should be very proud of yourself.

You're doing such a good job.

Oh shit.

It's better with the open feet. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Yeah. I need to sit tight.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Jimmy, that felt so good.

Oh, yeah,

he's just fucking a singer. That's a good boy.

Oh,

I'm so fucking lucky. That's right.

Oh, good job.

Annie, let me tell you something.

Oh, my.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, that's a good show. Get up,

Jenny. Get up.

Yeah, that's right.

That

feels

so good.

It really sucks, don't it?

Yeah. Yeah, you like watching your mommy suck his cock?

Yeah. It's hot, isn't it?

Yeah, it's such a hot moment.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm a good young mommy, won't you fuck her if you can do me?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Mommy, I need you to fuck her.

Oh, stop looking at me. Oh, come on, do me a good thing. Listen to your mother.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I should have made you.

Good job.

Good.

Good job.

You look like your mommy, don't you?

Don't lie to me.

Don't you dare lie to your mommy. I'm not lying.

What's up love, how are you?

Okay, my mom's talking my day too.

What? You're doing it right now.

No, I'm not.

Oh,

look at that.

Switch that little boy out. Oh, my God.

That's such a good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Tell Mommy how good it feels.

Yeah. It's like a little weekend.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I kind

of want to

fuck you myself.

You want to fuck your mommy Nikki?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Dude, stop being so fucking late.

Fuck your mom.

Okay, okay. It's okay to you.

It's okay to you.

It's okay to you.

Come here, mom.

Oh, my God.

You're so good.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh my God.

Thank you. Thank you.

Your voice is so good.

Oh, yes.

Yes, Jimmy, right there. Right there, baby.

Oh, yes. Put it down. Mommy's whole.

Yes. Mommy can't get enough of your big talk.

There you go. Your mommy's pushing away.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Put it back in your mommy.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You just want to jump, you know? Thank

you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I feel so

good.

I feel so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

When I come for you. When I come for you.

Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, right there.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm very proud of you.

oh my god

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

I thought your mom was all churchy and stuff.

Damn, Mom, what the fuck? Mom, you guys know what these days.

Church girls are really fucking creepy.

Oh, really?

Oh,

my God.

Fuck.

Mommy likes it.

Mommy likes it.

Mommy likes

it.

Oh, my God. Right there. Right there.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

One more. One more, honey.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

I'm really close to cutting.

Where?

Where do you want it?

In you. Oh, yeah.

In you.

Yes, you are.

We just swore. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

What the fuck?

I definitely learned a lot

That was uh, that was my girlfriend

She's pregnant

You're

gonna be a dad and a brother you motherfucker