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Oh, yeah, yeah, I've got so many clothes.

Well, it is four years of college, you know.

I've got to take everything.

It's crazy how much I'm fitting into the shoes I'm wearing.

Is there anything else?

I don't know.

There's no way everything is as good as it is today.

It's going to be a crazy four years. Wow. I'm excited, but get in there.

All right.

Uh -oh, what else am I going to need to bring?

Oh, hey, Mom.

What's up?

How are you doing?

I'm okay.

What's up with you? What happened?

I can't believe my son's on the way to college.

We all knew he was coming, but it's okay, Mom. I promise I will be visiting

of course. You're my favorite in the world. There's no way I don't come back.

I'm afraid that you're going to go off to college.

How about those college parties with all those girls and you're going to forget

all about me and come home for the Fourth of July?

Don't be like that.

You know that, well, I can't promise you every Fourth of July I'll be coming,

but like two out of the four, three out of the four, you know, I will definitely

visit you. Don't worry about that.

But yeah, it's a new step in life. I'm excited. So it is what it is. Am I going

to do what I'm going to do?

But I'll miss you.

So when are you taking off?

I'm not leaving right now. I'm still packing. This is for tomorrow.

But we still have the party tonight.

Mike and his stepmom are coming, no? So we still have the 4th of July party and

we're going to have a whole lot of fun. That's why I don't want you to get upset

because it makes me upset.

And yeah, let's just live in the moment for tonight, no?

Yeah. Okay, because I don't want to see you with that pouty face. And they're

coming over soon and yeah, let's change the vibe and then we'll talk about it

tomorrow. I just don't know what to do without my boy.

That's what I gotta do. I gotta go to college for four years and I guess I'll

this one.

It's better than that, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

I love you, Mom. I gotta finish this, yeah? And then we'll go party?

Okay. I love you too, son. I love you.

I love you, finish this. This is so much.

Oh my God, I have so many clothes for four years.

See you, baby boy.

you so much.

Hey, Mom. Um, yeah, this sucks, but I'm going to miss you, too. You're going to

forget about me the moment that you get there.

No, absolutely not. You're the number one woman in my life. I mean... Of

I am.

I'm just going to take care of you while you're there. You don't even do your

laundry as it is. I mean, come on. What is all this? I'm going to be fine. I'm

going to college.

Better call me every day.

Okay, yeah. Okay, every day. All right. You ready for our Fourth of July party?

Yeah.

All right, finish packing and let's go. Come on, we're on a schedule.

Okay.

I'll be right out. All right.

Do you remember when the boys were little?

Playing with each other every single weekend.

Now they're all about to come to an end.

I know.

What are we going to do with our time when they're away all year long?

They're barely going to come back for holidays, let alone part of the summer.

I know.

But there's always a way around that.

Ooh, what do you need?

So we can go in for a little party, a little lot of games,

kind of like college girls.

We can get some cool experience with their college friends on their own way.

Kind of like our, yeah, like our little spicy trivia night that we don't have

with our space team.

Exactly.

I want to make out with my son.

No, don't worry.

I'll take care of your son, and you can take care of my son.

Really?

I don't know, though. Like, what if their dads find out?

Like, oh, my God, it would be really weird.

No, it's not this way. You sometimes do not have to get sick in a long time. Oh,

God, no.

And your boy would be looking fine.

Make sure that we do everything possible to make sure we get them back here

every year for the 4th of July.

Feel the deal, right? Well, that would certainly get them back home.

These college girls don't compare to us. No.

Probably.

All right.

Let's do it.

Okay. It'll be our little secret, okay?

Yes. Can you promise?

Never tell.

It was so delicious.

Wow.

You guys know how to throw it down in the kitchen. Yeah. Your cooking skills

phenomenal. You are so welcome, boys.

Yeah. I'm going to miss that in college. That's all you have.

We're going to miss you. I can't believe you showed up tonight.

Yeah. Those microwavable foods are knock -a -head in college. I'm going to miss

that. Oh, my God.

Wow. That's why we wanted to send you out to the best meal ever on your last

night here. Thank you, Mom. You're very, very welcome. You're welcome.

What do you want?

We have one more activity planned.

Oh, yeah? I mean, what kind of activity are you talking about?

I guess, figure it out.

Oh, how's it sound?

Independence Day trivia.

Moms versus sons.

I don't know about that.

That sounds silly. Moms versus sons? That sounds kind of whack. I don't know.

It's going to be great.

Trust us.

Sure, dude.

What's up?

Pretty please?

I mean, what do you think?

We can't make them die, can we? We've got to pack. Yeah, I mean, that's true.

Tomorrow morning we do leave early for college.

We've got to get the hell out. I mean, we've got to pack, yeah. I would love to

play the game, but... It's going to be great, please. We're going to make some

fantastic memories.

Okay.

Make them happy.

Yeah, vomit will make you happy.

Okay. Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. I'll go first then.

Right.

Let's see the first question.

What year did America become independent?

Ooh. Ooh. That's a hard one. That's a tough one.

Making $6 ,200?

$6 ,200?

Yeah. Did you guys go to school?

Not $6 ,200.

Uh -oh. That's wrong.

Oh my gosh, that was bad.

That was bad.

Well, you got that wrong. That was very wrong.

I mean,

you know.

I guess that means that we gotta show our heads.

What?

Oh my gosh.

Why are they out?

Yeah, so are yours.

Why are they out?

Yeah, what type of game is this? This is part of the game? I can't see this. My

gosh. This is your reward.

Reward? It feels like a punishment.

Yeah, this is... Dude, I don't know. You asked another question. Just change it.

All right.

England,

who is the king?

Yeah.

George Jefferson.

What? He's a person.

Oh, I got it wrong again.

It's George Jefferson, England.

Well, now we have to show our pussy.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Your mom.

My mom. We got it wrong.

We got it wrong. I don't even know what's going on here. We're showing you

we can party as hard as the cops. I don't know about this game.

Oh my goodness. No, that's also wrong.

Where do you guys go and study things?

What's their punishment now?

I don't want any more punishment. Thank you.

You guys have to get a little touch in.

Are you sure?

Yes, a little bit.

Oh my gosh.

You guys are going to miss this whole thing.

Dude,

I'm touching your mom's... Yeah, I'm touching you. That's what we're doing

now, right?

Oh, shit.

Wow. Next question.

Okay, um... What was the first president?

Who was the first president? That's a great question. Please get that right.

Babe Ruth.

Oh, did I get it wrong again?

That was very wrong.

That was baseball.

Yeah, baseball.

We got it wrong again, so now the punishment is whip out your cock.

Uh, yeah.

Whip out your cock. We have to? Really? Why?

You'll see.

Okay. Do as we say.

Whatever I mean.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

Let's see.

Wow.

You guys do a little hand job, okay?

That's ours.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Thank you. All right.

All right.

Time for you guys to ask both one more question.

Okay.

How many stars are on the flag?

I got it. That's an easy one.

69.

Oh, that's not the answer. Oh, is that wrong again?

It was 50.

Thank you. Thank you.

I think they're right.

Well, then it's time for your parting gift.

What?

What are you going to do?

Oh.

oh wow oh

my god oh my god i

didn't i didn't know my mommy do it like that oh my god i love you so much mom

do you like sucking his dick

Oh, your mom knows what she's doing.

I don't want to hear that, dude.

It's just weird.

I'm just saying.

Make sure you're treating her right. Yeah.

Oh, wow,

your mom knows what she's doing.

Dude, again, just keep it to yourself.

I mean, I can't.

Wow,

I mean, mom does look kind of good doing that. Yeah, right? I mean, yeah.

You go off, Mom. I see you doing your thing over there.

Are you encouraging your mom? Yeah.

Thank you, son.

You look hot doing it.

I'm proud of you, too.

Oh, thank you.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, man.

Your cock's there. Your son's cock tastes so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, your mom's mouth is so soft.

Yeah.

You like this dick, Mom?

I love it.

You can barely put your son's dick in my mouth.

So good.

I have no idea, but it couldn't be college, right?

Are they like the college taste that we're gonna deal with, but like in the

future?

If this is what's happening in college, dude.

I don't know if they're doing it as good.

Remember, it's never as good as home.

Just like the home -cooked meal, I guess.

Picking him.

Oh, wow. Fuck.

One more question, boys.

Yeah, I got a question for you, actually.

What is the capital of the United States?

Alabama.

So far from the truth. Yeah, that's a thing. That's so far. Fuck.

That is wrong.

Now it's time for our last little punishment.

Forget it wrong. There's no punishment.

There's more to this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get saddled up.

Yeah.

We.

It's time for you guys to fuck up.

What? Oh, shit. What?

Okay. Last step.

Are you sure?

No.

Okay.

Okay. Yes. Yes.

Whatever you say.

You're fucking my mom.

I just think his dick is better than that

Are you checking mom?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, wow.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Our moms are looking up. Oh, this is so good.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

That was so fucking hot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. I want to feel your pussy.

Oh, I feel so good.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Dude, your mom feels so good.

I bet she does.

That's the airway?

That's a crazy game. That's crazy.

You guys would play that game in college?

Oh, yeah.

All the time. All the time. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Do you know how many stars are on the flag now?

Wow,

Tom,

I had no idea your cock got so fucking big.

It got so big.

You are feeling her pussy.

Mom,

close your eyes.

your pussy pain is so good

Is your mom sucking your dick? Yeah.

Yes, she is.

Oh, she's doing such a good job at it. Oh, wow.

Oh, fuck. She sucked that so good.

Oh, let me put it like that.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh,

you fell out. Oh, oh, oh.

He put you back in. Oh, yeah.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. This is so good.

Oh, my God.

This is so good, son. Oh, your mom's pussy's so tight. Wow.

Oh, shit.

Mom, are you choking again?

Oh, my

God.

This one is railing me.

Oh, my gosh.

Mom,

are you sucking my dick?

I'm just taking over for now.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, man.

Oh, keep sucking it like that. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

It feels so fucking good. Oh, my gosh. Your throat feels kind of good.

Your mom's touching yourself. She's such a dick. It's fucking hot.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh,

fuck, it's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, Mom, your mouth is so good.

I kind of want to feel how your pussy thinks, like, your mouth is that good.

I was kind of thinking the same thing, Mom. Yeah, right?

Do you think we can...

Do you think I can just fuck you? I don't want to fuck you.

If you promise to come back next year.

I promise.

Let's give it a whirl.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

I can't wait to do this every year.

Oh, you boys better come back to us now.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Don't forget

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, dear.

Help me. Help me.

oh my god

oh my

gosh

It's so fucking hot.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, mom. You keep getting wet.

Oh, God. It's just so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, mom.

Oh, mom.

Oh, mom. Oh, mom.

Oh, mom. Oh, mom. Oh,

mom.

I'm so fucking tired.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. It's so hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, God. It's so, so, so, so hard.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yes, this is it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

it's so hot watching you do this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my

God.

I'm gonna have to unpack all of my eggs

Oh my god.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, where are we going?

I don't think I want to leave

Oh my gosh. Oh my

gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Are you going to come again?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my

God.

He's so fucking good He's

so much better than his dad

Oh, my God.

Oh my

gosh,

mom

I might have to come visit twice a year

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

come on.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That is so hot. Oh my god.

Fuck. That was so hot.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

So how was that for your dying white party?

That was insane.

I'm definitely going to be visiting all the time. Are you sure you didn't want

to go to college?

You're making it hard for me. Can I come back for Christmas instead of waiting

until next year?

I promise at least next Fourth of July I'm coming.