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Landon drinks until 6 a .m., sharing some of his history, how his girl left

for another man, and how he sometimes has anger issues.

TTS struggles to coach him to prank the others, prompting him to half -heartedly

spill a half -bottle of water on the carpet and walk through the dorm banging

pots at 7 a .m.

Landon falls asleep at the bar, and Drake and Head put him in bed, only for

to crawl back to the bar again.

Drake, Anissa, and Emma plot against Vicky in the dining room. Drake

that Vicky is selfish.

and relates his experience with her in the confessional on night one. They say

she's killing the vibe and compare Kratom to heroin and gossip that she may

really have drugged charity.

Bam pushes head in the fish to do some exercises and shows everyone he's still

got it.

The internet is back up today, and so is Antara.

She says she's missed everyone since Monday.

You

want

to say hi to everybody?

I don't know if she can get through it.

I just got here. Can I have $5?

Please? I'm asking you for $5. Can I have $5?

Okay. For real?

No, I do not have.

You broke two of them.

I need 10 rupees.

She updates all the fish on the Middle East crisis.

Could I ask you, would you be strategically neutral between like...

Like a rapist and a rape victim? Or would you choose a side?

Like, are you asking about that news?

I was making more so an analogy of the war in the Middle East right now and how

perhaps strategic neutrality means you have no ball.

The fish do a choreographed dance activity with head, which the boys' team

I'm so glad.

Jed announces that on top of giving out immunity today, they will be revealing a

new room to the fish.

I am miffed about Charity because we spent so much money on her flights and

she missed them and then she showed up for two days and she left. I think these

people are meta enough to know that important, interesting people have plot

armor on the show, which I don't think they actually do this time.

Nobody's going to plot armor like Josie themselves to the final.

I'll never be done praying.

I'm going to be done praying when I die.

Oh, I'm praying till you die. You should make your entire life a prayer.

It should be. That would be beautiful.

Yeah. Yeah. I think you're more spiritual than me, I feel like

Yeah. That was a firm handshake.

Jobs for the fourth day.

Bashir and Emma have market shifts.

Drake is the robot helper and has to let Antara do interviews.

Are you what?

I think I'm, am I audible now? Yes. The twins must make head laugh, but they

make a few attempts and stop.

JD must be the fun police and stop antics in the halls.

Anissa must steal toothbrushes. And Landon must dump trash in someone's bag.

chooses heads.

Anissa drops yesterday's stolen wealth accidentally. And Head rips it,

completing his own mission for the day. JD dumps hair in Bashir's store and gets

banned. Head messes with the candy bowl.

and Bashir believes he stole some.

Head accuses Bashir of running a shakedown when Bashir issues him a

As an aside, the fridge has begun freezing cans solid.

so Bashir employs a marketing technique.

Pay the fine, and I'll give you a free plushie. You got plushies in here now?

Pay the $2 fine, and I'm going to give you a free plushie.

Where's the plushies?

I'll give it to you.

What's in the cans? Nothing.

The cans are relevant right now. I'd say the effect is just as bad. Yeah.

I mean, so I don't know.

You're saying that you attempted it but didn't do it? I stole it. I didn't say

attempt.

I'm a lawyer. You're saying that you attempted it. We'll do one dollar. We'll

one dollar. One dollar.

So I can stop filming this. Hey, hey, hey. I'm going to give it in.

All right, you get it. I love you.

Frozen soda.

How much is that?

Free. Fucking, the guy is cold head.

What a hard -headed motherfucker, man. Two dollars.

Victoria hands off Kratom pills to J .D. to complete her mission.

But he pockets them, rather than take them.

That's my fucking bag.

Head discovers the mess that Landon left contains his bag as well as Kratom and

blames J .D. for it because he knows J .D. was taking Kratom. Well, there's two

of them taking Kratom.

J .D. seeks advice from Bashir on how to handle mean TTS.

She has the best opportunity.

If people are calling her addict, she could just be like, you know what? Fuck

all of you. I'm never going to touch another drug again while I'm on the

I've touched one dick on the show and I won't. Whatever you're making fun of me

with, there's something that can be like, you can change it around.

They hate me for nothing but who I essentially am with no changes

I'm not going to change my religion.

Where is the macho JDR?

Where's the JDR going? Once I can raise my voice. They don't realize that's just

how I act. And also because my hands sometimes do this.

Not because I'm gay.

I'm just saying that you can think of something.

Here, let me walk you out. Think of something BAM reveals the green thumb

elimination challenge in the brand new jungle room.

Me and Bingo and Bongo are already immune because their stoics are so high

they're pretty much untouchable. Four days, we've counted all the leaves on

And if any leaf drops, then you're in potential jeopardy. And whoever has the

most, then on Saturday they get to pick who's going down as an elimination.

It's a percentage ratio because some of the leaves have more leaves than the

others. So we're just going to do the percentage calculation.

If you have 200 leaves and this one might have 100, then however many leaves

will be the same amount. You know what I'm saying? The twins are in charge of

assigning trees to the other fish. True to the twins' threats, Bashir is given

the smallest tree.

This one.

Number five. Number five. Number five. All right, your turn.

The fish will be able to forage for free fruit in the jungle every day.

Blackberry. Never had a blackberry before. First time in his life.

What do you think?

Yeah.

A bit crunchy. First time ever trying an orange, and we're not kidding.

A little tagging. It's slurring everywhere.

Find a shoe.

And then shitted.

It's called the shit shoe.

Find the shoe and shit it.

No, but I trust you guys.

But I should still be wary what could happen after what happened to heads

on baggage.

How are you cutting that?

My teeth.

You never got in a complaint for using too much teeth?

It's less fun when someone's, like, pissy. Like, Victoria was gonna be like,

damn, that's fucked up.

That's fucked up. I can't believe you did that.

You killed the game. You know what I mean?

So I'd rather people who are a little more understanding of it being a game.

only thing that I think could happen, they could go too crazy and every tree

the house could be destroyed.

And then maybe we could, like, redo the challenge to have it be, like, who can

bring us the most plant matter.

There are two ways to play this game.

What do you mean by that?

We'll see.

Maybe it's time to get kind of cause a jihad up on you.

All right. I like the sound of that.

Thanks, man.

Bashir makes an agreement with Landon and J .D.

You could maybe sleep in there.

That's my idea, man. I wanted to see if you wanted to.

Ally up from the beginning.

I will protect your tree. You protect my tree. We'll make sure no one harms our

shit. You know what? Fuck it. The twins are going to win. Yeah.

I'm fine with the twins choosing. If someone chooses to mess with the twins'

plan, then I'm just going to kamikaze everyone.

Bashir says, not realizing that the twins are, in fact.

not planning to choose randomly like they said, but specifically intending to

eliminate him. In fact, the twins are the only ones who have ever mentioned

eliminating him in the last day, but Bashir was very favorable of their plan

choose at random, having no targets in mind himself, and thinking very highly

them, to the point of delusion. So, between the three, Bashir offers the

plan to destroy every tree but the twins, and gets JD's and Landon's

In

a

stroke of genuine irony, the twins propose a mercenary plan to Bashir to

his tree.

for money, not knowing Bashir was going to kamikaze in defense of their tree. He

pays them $5 to... Take the game seriously, and you guys protect your

you guys win this, and you guys choose whoever you want to leave. Who do you

want to choose?

Well, I don't want to... You guys can choose whoever you guys want. Okay, you

want us to choose. I want you guys to choose. They accept the $5, and when

gone... Bingo is confused and Bongo says the

twins kind of told me like who they were thinking about targeting

and as long as they Do that then I feel you know

really confident I don't think that they like the kamikaze stuff. They I don't

think they have a high opinion of this year

Head takes a few of Vicky's leaves while Jet and Ben try her kratom. Do you

usually do this? How often do you do this?

Every day.

This is your kratom from downstairs.

From your bag.

Oh yeah, that's even better than the shit you guys have in the market. What

it make you feel like?

High? Yeah, a little bit.

Like what? Like a body high?

No, I'm mental high. Why don't you just drink like a beer? Yeah. Because you

can't really drink beer anyway.

Like acid?

Did you just take my weed?

No. What did you do?

That's right.

Vance brings in a new cameraman named Adam, who doesn't know anything about

show.

J .D. locks his plant unattended in the jacuzzi room. Head gets his quote

-unquote revenge on J .D. by shredding his plant to pieces.

Dude! Oh my god, really?

Oh my god, already?

Fuck!

Hey!

Is it time to go home?

I mean, like, dude, they ripped full branches off, like, there it is. They

ripped, like...

Okay? I love Jesus.

All right? You guys don't know what you believe. You believe in Reddit and 4chan

debate arguments.

All right? You have no love in your heart for anyone, let alone God.

So shut the fuck up. Bashir takes revenge for JD and pulls off half of

branches, intending to begin the kamikaze plan.

I need to know, because I made a promise to myself.

Do you need to see your husband?

I got five pieces.

Never. Frank Warhead started today.

I know, but I want to know so I know what I got to do.

There's two people that don't know. Why do you have a lot of branches off?

Well, can I just do it now?

Absolutely.

Okay, well, you're not going to choose to get it.

We're going home, I guess.

You're going to go nuts?

Yeah, I'm going to start.

I'm going to wake up.

any time.

Oh, but both of you, I said you would. Alright. It's not fun to do.

The boss here, the pilot, is... What?

What? Hey, get out of my shop! Get out of my shop, Wally!

Now! Get out of my shop!

Get the fuck out of my shop!

When he jumped up on the counter, I was sure I was going to just push him right

off, but that's a long fall.

So instead, when I pushed him, I grabbed his wrist to hold him up there.

But I grabbed him just hard enough to let him know, like, I'm a strong guy.

He's not getting through the barricade.

If you move forward, he's going down.

Fuck it. That was sick.

Here, I'm going to finish off this for you, just in case.

Where's more of his shit? Is this his?

It has to be.

Damn.

You want to do that again?

Damn. Who has a tree?

For me.

Would you like to try it?

More than one.

Five people got hit.

I'm saying you started fucking up people's trees.

Not really. You said five people got hit. Five people got hit. But why are

saying just me? Who cares? Someone started it.

Someone started it. Someone started it. Great.

It all started.

It's demolition time.

Trash. I will fucking all tie you with tape.

I swear to God. What are you even protecting?

Why?

It's over.

You have zero.

It's over.

Allahu Akbar.

Allahu Akbar.

The twins are going to be the last ones to get inside.

Generally, I'm impressed.

You said you were doing this. You're a fucking coochie. I did that. You

did that on fucking Kev.

I broke Kev.

I want to talk to you too. You gave people

your word.

And I gave people my word.

Okay? You gave people your word that when shit goes down, you throw it.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not petty.

They're the petty ones.

The kamikaze shit has only to do with the trees.

JD and Landon said, once a single leaf gets taken out

intentionally, it's all over.

And that's what I'm doing.

I'm not going to mess with your shit. I'm not going to mess with anyone's

I'm not even going to mess with Anissa's and Victoria's.

Sad, bitchy stuff.

Okay?

I'm concerned with the trees.

I'm the anti -Lorex right now. I am just

loving God.

That's bullshit.

Alright?

It's kamikaze time.

Machine.

Jet advises Landon to put Head in his place because he's been threatening him

ever since the trash incident.

Laundry room.

You're not going to worry about that, Biden. I'm telling you guys.

Okay. I'm just being for real. I'm being honest. I have something up my sleeve

that I've done a million times. I'm very curious. I didn't get permission twice

to tell it to you.

It was not an easy task.

You did it.

It doesn't even pay that much. I'll still pay you for this task if you go up

him and you say it.

Listen to me, old man. You're not going to do shit.

Because he's kind of bitching around there. He's like saying, I'm going to

you. I'm going to get you. And you're like, yeah. Well, he's bitching around

everyone. We're going to put that around some of the people coming.

Yeah.

What's up?

Why do you keep on talking shit to everyone? Like, filing them up.

Talking shit about what?

Something got me today.

No, you know what I'm saying? You're going to do some massive show. We got

Saturday to find out what happened.

All right.

I'm the tiger here. All right. All right. I'm the tiger.

But I'm the tiger. All right. You got to watch your tippy toes.

All right.

Listen.

Whoever.

Whoever.

Who started the war?

It's not. It wasn't. Just from me.

And then he got.

Think about it. It was that easy for me to hit five plants today.

I think

that

you should eat it before you get covered in more man.

Apparently you're one.

Why are you in here? That's like the real question.

We don't like you now.

It's not that I dislike you, I just don't think that your behavior in my

was acceptable and I would like you to leave for now.

And I think that it's not cool for you to stand up like this and act like

such a hotshot.

You're going to stand up to me now after you fucked up my kid? I had to sweep

all of the mess you made. You didn't even offer to help me clean. Are you

kidding?

What did I do to you that you need to come in here and fuck up my job today?

This is my job.

Again,

his logic isn't really sound, but I guess he was more committed to

production's original plan to let the twins decide than self -preservation.

Like, by turning everyone against him, his plan was to make it so no drama

happens. Yeah, it doesn't really make sense.

It's not going to ramp up, that's it.

There's a beautiful piece. That's your prerogative, and you can act like that

any way you want in the house.

But this area is a marketplace, and it needs to be run a certain way, and

there's a certain level of respect that I feel like you need to, not even just

show me, I don't feel like I deserve that respect from you, but this

establishment, it's a communal space, and a lot of people act like it's a shop

in here.

Bashir shakes on leaving Drake's plant alone while Drake goes to supervise

Antara. I just wanted to show you how I shoot Ozumpic into my stomach.

Okay.

They hate you, dumbass.

Uh, scary.

Is it too late for me?

Woo! Is it too late? Woo! Is it too late? Dang,

we held it off for a while.

I still got some. I still got some.

We still got some.

Socially, like, five people, if they had to vote right now, all five of those

people I'm pretty sure would pick him.

Objectively, a longhouse is formed in the marketplace as Anissa, Vicky, and

get personal about the conflict and pin the incident on Bashir's moral failings.

Vicky asserts that she doesn't believe he won't mess with their stuff.

And becomes a bag lady again.

I know everything's fine. I know everything's just a game, and it's not

personal, but, you know, it's still, like, it's intense.

What the hell did he just do?

He took one of my leaves.

How? I led him.

The twins are shocked by Bashir and not sure how to respond, besides going

defensive.

who still has a little bit of tree left, says he wouldn't mind attacking the

twins or anyone at this point. He offers that he will walk out of the show when

he and the twins reach the final four and they let him chill in their room,

which is basically the exact same ploy he broke with Bashir today.

J .D., who still has a little bit of tree left, says he wouldn't mind

the twins or anyone at this point.

He offers that he will walk out of the show when he and the twins...

reach the final four, and they let him chill in their room, which is basically

the exact same ploy he broke with Bashir today.

But I don't really care about, like, the final thing. Like, you guys can take

that. Oh, did you see, by the way, I'm wearing a Gengar shirt.

Yeah.

J .D. gives Bashir's sentimental necklace, which he lost during the

Emma as collateral.

Head spots it and returns it to Bash.

Dear Bash, from an Orthodox Christian, I am forced to respect you and your

honor. Don't stop fighting. You need to keep fighting. You just made the show so

interesting. You made a fan out of an enemy. We had four concurrent members on

the BashTard Discord.

We're back down to three now, unfortunately, but it's going well.

Nice. Three BashTards?

That's too, too many, guys.

All right.

Bash it up. Bash it. Bash it. Bash it. Bash it. The girls pinky promise on an

alliance together.

J .D. reports the situation in the longhouse to the boys. They begin a

plan to graft additional branches onto Head's tree.

Meanwhile, Bashir's strategy becomes very wearing.

He seems as though he cannot grasp that the reason the girls are gathering

together is because he's the one they want to eliminate.

Oh, what's up? Where's your plant?

Why do you want to know where our plant is?

Because I paid you to protect it. It's protected. You left your plant in the

room with the only other player playing the game.

You just want to destroy Emma's plant, right?

I took one leaf from Emma's plant.

Yeah. You have your plant be 100%. It's over.

It's not over. It's over.

But we'll see.

It was all for nothing.

Maybe. You know what? We're still immune.

Yeah, I don't care. I don't care. I don't know why the girls are being

about anything. They're doing this soft.

weird thing where they're apparently paid to twin to not vote for them. We

easily end the challenge in a few minutes, but... Anissa picks up Bashir's

and take it upstairs.

They seem to have forgotten he didn't bring one himself and received this two

days ago to reference when arguing with Bezo.

He didn't think I'd hit him twice.

Bashir hears what happened and doesn't mind, but worries that the men playing

defensively will hand a win to the girls.

They can only harm their own hearts, and I truly believe that.

It is extremely disrespectful to disrespect a book of scripture.

Every season, something happens where there is a clique of women that ruin

the fun in the show.

If that happens this time because...

These two aren't willing to do anything, and you think that you just have to be

passive in order to be good at the game show, then you are just

repeating the same mistake every other season as me.

I do not want a repeat of the long test.

I feel like the only guy left, honestly.

Bashir, how about this?

Don't explain something to me. Be a man of action, not words. Do something.

Be with me and do something. Okay. Wait, drink and then go fuck shit up? Don't

ask me to do it. Then you want to go drink and fuck shit up? Don't ask.

Do it.

I gave my words that bingo bongo do what they gotta do.

Even if that means excuse me. So you just want them to win. I'm about playing

the game of determination and honor and not neediness and cowardness

and emotionality.

I don't agree with you on many things, but I respect your faith and ethics.

They have heard your wrath now.

The fish are gathered due to an apparent

swatting.

If you want to check, somebody called, concerned about y 'all. Just got to make

sure nothing funny is going on or anything like that. I appreciate it.

I mean, we take this stuff pretty serious.

So we get these calls a lot.

We get these calls a lot, unfortunately, in this area. But everybody's fine,

right? Yeah.

It's kind of like there's no joke or matter.

But you know what?

Sometimes there's exceptions to the rule.

This is actually a joking matter.

They're about to turn this motherfucker up. Hit that music, of course.

Bashir bolts for the jungle room and wood chippers Emma's tree.

What do you think of the strippers?

What I think of the strippers?

Absolutely haram.

Do you think that the way that you behaved around the strippers was okay?

Yes. Why?

Because what they're doing is an affront to God.

Do you know how much money I just spent on those guys?

I'm really sorry.

You should repent too because you're spending money on stuff that are pretty

okay. You know that the strippers left because you insulted them with your

actions. Well, I hope they have a moment to think about what they've done in

their lives. Do you think you're better than them?

No. If they repented right now, they're probably much closer to God than I am.

You are so full of shit.

Bashir gets the first pep talk of the season.

The one thing you have in this game is what makes you unique and special. And

you don't want to get...

If you don't want to get torched on by a gay guy, you really have nobody to

apologize to.

That's what makes you special.

It makes people hate you, but it also makes people love you.

Shout out to, how do I start this?

Shout out to Al Qaeda.

Thank you for the pep talk.

Must be really rough for you guys.

I don't know how you have time for this.

You carried the show today, and ironically, you're making actions. I

if there's going to be any leaves left on any tree.

that I need to do, not soul searching, but I need to take a look at myself

because when I see you praying or talking about

the Quran, I'm so dismissive of it, but I haven't really actually sat down and

given it a fair shake.

We'll do it.

Are you a lip part?

You are the most popular on the show.

Yay! Isn't that incredible?

Thank you.

Your art and your cartoons are awesome.

Thank you.

Yes, and there's a reason you're the most popular is because you're both

You're pretty much first place as far as like a serious competitor with one body

goes. Yeah. You're doing good. You're in a unique position where you don't need

to constantly threaten your relationships in the house to stay

other pep talks, Ben says that Drake has incredible range.

Zemma is in a great social position.

JD gets a bunch of superlatives that Ben doesn't mean.

I haven't gotten a chance to really talk to you about who I am personally, but I

have a brother.

It was just naturally kind of happened and a rift formed

between us. And I haven't spoken with him. His name is Jeremiah.

I haven't spoken with him in...

couple years.

It makes me think that maybe one day I'll get to have that with my brother

again.

JD doesn't get paid because he did no hall monitoring.

Vicky learns that JD never swallowed his kratom.

Your financial situation will soon improve significantly.

Damn.

Drake spends a lot of time in the closet.

Also, he hides to read many love letters.

Uh, Drake.

Drake, getting through this show will be like climbing a mountain. You need to

divorce yourself from shame and doubts and fears. Sometimes you may feel

pulling you down, but you have to be brave. Your enemies will go flat before

you. Yeah.

You were crying over a fucking chat GPT letter, idiot.

But just seeing the way that people look up to you and the way that you take

care of other people is really inspiring.

You got another little letter.

Bro. Say I love you, bro.

I do.

Get out of the closet, faggot! I've been watching you and I've just been so

inspired.

that I decided to also become a closeted fan.

I'm going through some hard times right now. My doggo had cancer and I was

riding. Yo, I would love to know the name of your dog. You remind me so much

my older brother. Fortunately, he passed, but you remind me of him every

is inspiring.

Oh, WWE.

Some miscellanea for the evening.

The girls attempt to spend time at the bar when the boys are in the dining

but Bashir warns Drake to keep near his tree.

JD attempts to clear the air with Vicky, saying that any negative interactions

they've had have been game only.

Vicky brags about trying hard during the app challenge and says she is excited

to eliminate Bashir or JD.

JD says if by some means he could win this after losing the body of his tree,

would eliminate the twins.

Head admits he thinks Anissa is attractive and they share the glass

and talk about old head shit like their children and jobs they've had in the

past. Drake confirms with Bashir that Emma, Anissa, and Vicky are completely

of the game just before JD and Landon tip heads Plant off the balcony.

Vicky runs rampant across the house like an entity on Kratom late into the

night.

Ow! What the fuck? Ow!

What the fuck?

She targets J .D. in revenge for screwing her job over and generally

input some kind of mog that could impact the results of the challenge.

Do you want to body slam me again?

Do you like chill out?

Do you? Can you chill out? Do you want to hurt me again?

What do you mean hurt you? Do you want to body slam me against the bed again?

I jumped up because you fucking went in our room and I was sleeping.

You woke me up. I tried to get the water bottle.

How does that have to do with you?

Dude,

really? Round three? Come on.

It's Bashir.

It's probably Bashir.

What are you doing, man? I'm not going to do anything.

I'm not going to do anything.

Are you insane?

I'm not going to touch your stuff.

The game is over.

You also destroyed a plant that was already dead. There is no game over.

How much kratom did you take?

Kratom purification!

Kratom purification!

That is actually kratom. Jesus fucking... What is this?

Is this yours?

What? Is this thing yours?

Oh, God, she fucking stole it, too.

I'm not going to ever shut up. You don't tell me what to do. You have no

dictation over what I do or say here.

So, it's got to be worth it.

You didn't have to fucking body slam me into a bed.

You didn't have to fucking charge at me like that. You can keep saying, it's not

that serious.

It's not that serious.

Over and over and over. That means nothing to me.

Your words mean nothing to me.

I'm sorry to hear that.

You guys have a good night.

All right, I hope. J .D. steals Vicky's shoes, and the antagonizing continues

until, eventually, the girls eventually manage to grab J .D.'s fucked -up tree

from the bathroom.

Hi, Vic.

The fuck was that?