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The vibes are not better for Charity in the morning. The other fish try to start

their day on the right foot, joining Drake in stretches and exercises.

But Charity has changed her excuse now, saying that someone has stolen her

completely irreplaceable flaxseed supplements.

The fish try to argue that she should stay until tomorrow to spare them a

scheduled elimination, but she refuses without compromise.

I'm going to do a fish tank suicide, so three.

Oh, I can't do it. Cody from Human Resources tries to talk her out of it,

even when she's convinced she was never drugged, she still refuses to stay,

intimidated by the frat house.

Half of my vitamins are gone from the fridge.

I don't know who took it, but I know that was in there.

Someone took your vitamins out of the fridge?

Yeah.

And that's collagen powder.

Collagen powder.

Hey, yo, kid.

Bashir attempts to use facts and logic to convince her to stay on behalf of

production and the fish who feel betrayed.

Part of the show is that they want to pay to make fun of us. They want you to

stay. So even when they say, fuck you, get out, they want to pay to be able to

say that to you. And to deprive them after another contestant only left, you

should probably have the most rational mindset about this.

And being a doll about there being a show that production has worked really

on. And that they don't want people to just sort of drop out like flies. So

you're supposed to at least, and especially when there's an elimination

tomorrow, at least follow what production had already planned, which is

someone leaves on the first day. You get what I'm saying, but you just sort of

dismiss these people's jobs, our work on the show, and the audience to pay.

All because you don't want to plan what you've ever played. Don't you think

that's a little too... I'm talking to you because you're an adult and you can

understand. I see someone being stupid.

I got to say something.

Uh -oh. What about when you're being stupid? Who's going to say something? No

one.

The fish tank house is crazy.

I thought it was strong, but damn, yo, this is some strong shit. Peace out. I'm

out. Bye.

It was pretty uncharitable for a while, wasn't it? Yeah.

Antara wakes for just a few minutes after Charity walks out. The fish joke

she used her nimble robot body to drug Charity.

She's having a tough morning, too, as connectivity issues force her to take

day off.

Now that the old chink is

gone, TTS skims across the armor of the fish, trying to find a new one.

According to TTS, Landon may have a weakness for neo -vagina, JD is a

the twins are ugly, and Emma is boring.

Drake noticeably gets a reprieve.

Bashir is insufferable, but goes upstairs to destroy a totem the twins

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

They thought putting it in the garbage would hide it.

It's a perfect hiding spot for something that's going to cause chaos and

destruction.

You got charity, you're not going to get anyone else.

If there are any more, let me know.

To

occupy

the fish during an internet outage, the fish play a competitive game of two

truths and a lie.

Some fish win a little money, but we also learn some factoids. Drake admits

been roofied before.

J .D.'s tech job has taken him to over 20 countries.

Bashir met John Mouse, Landon cannot swim, and Vicki claims she has never

diagnosed with a mental illness.

Everyone struggles to believe that this is true and call it semantics, as she

wouldn't need a formal diagnosis.

Emma's lie is pretty convincing.

Previously, I used to be a water park manager.

Why'd you quit?

It was horrible.

It was horrible.

There were, like, kids screaming all the time. I would fight with full -grown

women about their kids' behavior.

It was rancid.

Trampoline park, not a water park. Renisa claims she robbed a gas station

water gun for a big gulp, has a piercing someplace private, and is a retired

dominatrix. The piercing, somehow, is the one that isn't true.

We have a little bit more Neanderthal DNA in us than the normal person would.

Wait, what? We have more Neanderthal DNA. We have a small amount of

DNA in our system. In our blood, yeah.

Yeah. I always think, wow, what kind of people like Neanderthal stuff? You

don't. You don't.

Yeah, right.

He's like, you don't.

Ben announces that dinner and a show will return this season tonight.

and asks the fish to dress up.

Unfortunately, Charity won't be able to enjoy the fortune cookie fish toy, which

provides mostly positive assurances to everyone.

Seek professional help when your mental health needs it.

Take a favorite spot for dinner and catch up with your friends this weekend.

I think I've got my favorite part.

Matching headband and everything? Bro, that is awesome, man.

Production is too busy dealing with a major Internet outage to distribute jobs

at first, so Ben starts a minimum wage job.

Can I also get 2D? Yes, you may.

I can open for you.

Three Kratom capsules.

Is your shampoo special?

It has dandruff, so I have, like, bad dandruff, so it helps.

What's the dandruff? Wait, oh, yeah, that's the white stuff, right? Yeah.

Like flakes?

The fish gather at the dining room table while TTS compliments everyone's formal

wear and ogles the girls. I know who that was asswipe.

What movie do you hate the most? For me it was Everything Everywhere All At

Once. because of the weird reddit mom -daughter relationship stuff and like

mom just wants to have like a normal relationship with her daughter but her

daughter's like you don't understand me i'm gay and her mom's like okay i don't

really care like but are you doing okay i was like no whatever

Emma and Anissa split from the group to smoke Emma's vape, which she admits she

is hiding from Vicky. I feel like just cracking day one kind of just laid out

everything kind of too easy for me. It startled me, her crash out on day one,

and it kind of made me question if I actually knew.

Like her personality as well as I thought it did. Jet calls today the

because someone working on the security gate put a shovel through the fiber

cable, disabling any perspective but director.

We're aware that it's just not hitting right now, and we're going to fix it.

Trust us. He distributes jobs.

Emma must work in the market.

Landon must work his actual job as a janitor.

And Bashir must intentionally make a mess for him to clean.

Anissa must steal over $10.

Vicky's tidying the dorm.

JD must fill a cup halfway with other people's hair.

Drake must babysit the twins and tire them out enough to make them take a nap.

The twins have to cause enough trouble that JD tells them off.

The knife?

The twins borrow J .D.'s scissors until he ends up scolding them for being bad

at hiding them.

Yeah, it's part of our job.

You guys wear, like, all crochet. You guys are going to ruin all your clothes.

kind of just want to see if you guys hurt each other with this. Come on,

see. Go. Break it.

Break it. Go.

I'm in the flash, so it's fine.

All right, get in front of me.

Can't get in front of you?

Why? What do you mean?

You think you're using bingo as the human shield? You think you can put it

the toilet tank? In the towel?

You can put it up here.

On top of, like, the door handle. But instead, just put it right under a

You're just so sweet and goofy.

I'm not gonna wait. Here, let's see.

You might go.

You better not cut my whole fucking ponytail off. Oh, shit.

Oh, okay.

Well,

there's still, there's the...

The cherry is still here, okay?

Playtime

with

Drake puts only one twin to sleep.

So Drake fails to get credit for it.

Today was so fun hanging out with the twins actually.

I learned a lot of really funny stuff about them.

JD is soon in a bind because he doesn't have enough hair to finish the job. But

Vicky won't help because she has come to terms with how JD really feels. After

discovering a rude illustration of her, he left upstairs on the whiteboard.

I would have done it, but I thought what he drew about me on the whiteboard, and

it was, like, pretty rude, so I'm not going to help him.

I mean, if you wanted him to give hair, I feel like maybe he shouldn't have

admitted to it. He told you outright, right, that he drew it?

Landon offers JD what he needs instead.

I just cleared my mind, meditative state, cleaned the floor.

The fact that I'm so resilient despite having such a freakout and everything,

that should tell people something.

I don't have mental issues. I'm sure a lot of people think that.

I was just trying to be nice and give her the lint roller to clean up the

because it helped a lot when I cleaned it up.

She acts really weird about it.

She feels suspicious.

The twins banging out their tasks fast as possible, Anissa not trying hers yet,

and Bashir kind of slopping some cherries over, are what helps Landon

when he continues to work well after everyone else has returned to doodling.

Can't believe I'm doing this today, but not surprised.

He's probably ever made a song about you before, huh?

No, they have not before.

I

have

more respect for the students than the supervisors any day of the week.

Why?

Because the supervisors don't really do much at all all day. They pay more than

me, which isn't a big deal, but still, they do nothing all day. Just to

get paid.

Because with my boss, she basically does pretty much nothing also.

And that's kind of embarrassing to work under, you know, a boss who does

nothing.

I told her.

You didn't need to. Landon bought shampoo earlier. It's special shampoo.

Can we squeeze out a little bit of it and bring it up?

Keep smushing it down in there with your finger and packing it in.

Emma's market shift begins.

She decides to crack down hard on shoplifting and only allow one shopper

time. Sure. Yeah.

I can run a type shift?

Yeah. Okay. I know there are some people that definitely might feel...

But I feel like I've made some decent alignments, and I think there are people

that wouldn't feel the same way about it.

Can we just have time, please, you guys? Oh, one person.

I quit for like a while. Do we count one person?

Yeah. What are you doing?

Thank you so much, man. Yeah, of course.

Do you own this place?

No, just working part -time here.

Okay. Going to school or something?

Not in school right now. Just trying to make my living here.

Got to. Got to.

Within an hour or so, though, she bends the rules for Anissa to let her loiter

while paying customers pass through. I'm trying to see where people keep their

money for my challenge.

The fish pool funds to buy mixers and paper goods.

Anissa blows her challenge by asking if anyone would allow her to steal money

from them so she could contribute another $10.

Jet warns Bashir that the quantity

and viscosity of his cherry juice was not satisfactory, so he dumps some

a type of seed, in the hallway.

And they're coming for you fake Muslim ass for eating pepperoni.

Yazood and Mazood is Gog and Magog.

Okay. Okay.

I was

gonna ask.

I was gonna ask.

Do you have.

I don't get to do this one.

Until they call it quits, I guess.

They could just keep me up all night.

Thank you, Niggias Baker, for the fortune delivery.

What's your name?

Niggary, Niggi, Niggias.

Yeah? Do you ever worry that, like, maybe somebody might take that and use

for the wrong reasons? I mean, a little bit, but as of right now, I don't think

anyone is in the... I don't know. So it's like, Eating the poison apple from

Snow White.

Can you explain one more after this?

Tell, uh, I want Vance to hear what you just said.

She finally pulled a snake in there to, like, bite on it and poison it. Yeah.

Then give it to Snow White.

Right. And that's how it happens.

They pass out, and it's up to the Seven Dwarfs to figure out what's... It's all

up to them. Yeah. I mean, I'm getting a lot of Snoop Dogg vibes from this

picture. Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.

The Prophet Muhammad gives you that advice, too, by the way. Jet pulls the

to do research into ESP.

You guys finish each other's sentences, don't you?

Sometimes. We get weaker when we're separated for a long time. Yeah, and I

really fat. I got, like, almost, like, too... I only, like... I got really

underweight. That's why she's bigger.

Really? Yeah, and they said I was never going to be bigger than her.

I'm going to think... Where?

Yeah! Really?

Yeah, it's clear.

When you're deciding,

just try to think long and hard and feel it. This isn't about guessing. From

what I've read, it's kind of a gut feeling that you may have.

Circle.

Yeah. Show the camera.

Circle. That's crazy. That's crazy.

What? Yeah.

What do you think it is?

Salt. Really?

Do you guys want to hold on to these and practice and try and figure out I got

it selected

That was correct.

Bam

joins

the fish for tonight's dinner and a show.

The first time he's ever had a strawberry was on this show.

Strawberries. How is that so?

He's never had anything.

I'm a very picky eater.

What's your picky eat?

I just eat, like, at Wisconsin, there's cheese fries. Oh, yeah, there's cheese

fries. Yeah.

All right.

You see those long purple -y things? Those are red onions. Yeah. Okay.

At the dinner party, Drake wins best dressed.

I'll take it.

U .S. Indian police badge, tiger's eye bracelet, double Watson.

He was a bear claw from Japan.

I've been to Japan. I don't know if you knew that. Japanese construction boots.

It's like in primary school where you get in the sack, the potato sack races.

Charity? Charity Spooner. I already forgot her name. R .I .P. Is the garlic

bread good at least?

Yeah. Is that all you're going to eat?

Thank you.

Drake asks Bam to contribute to a list of foods that they don't think Landon

tried yet.

You haven't tried yet.

You're such an ass, you know that?

Echo that one.

You've never tried that? Nope, never tried watermelon.

You've never had watermelon.

Here, here, I make you see it better.

Never tried this.

Never had that.

Never had that.

Never had that. Never had that.

Never had that.

General Tso chicken.

Never had that. The Chinese, please.

Never. If you had Chinese food, it's like, oh. Never had Chinese food.

It's way too complicated.

Do you have pie?

Never.

Carrot cake. I have.

Oh, yes.

Candy corn. Yes, I have.

If you just listed a bunch of fruit.

You don't have to go to exotic, man. We said strawberries.

We do not have to get that exotic about it. I started off with star fruit. No,

you can start with banana.

You don't have to go to star fruit. That's way too exotic.

Never had a raspberry.

Jet lets the harpist know to play their encore before the show must end.

Jet announces that the day

four elimination has been changed due to the quitter.

Immunity will be given to the fish with the highest DOE.

And the elimination will be later on. Nobody's going home tomorrow. That's

The twins tell the others that they are glad about the change because they claim

they would have just spun around and chosen randomly. So, thank fucking God

that.

Jet runs a

family feud style game.

The fish must guess the audience's popular opinion on various topics.

The chat votes that Bongo wins over Bingo for favorite twin by one vote out

thousand. Jed asks whether the audience supports Iran or Israel, and Bam says he

doesn't go on the news.

Do we know what Iran and Israel is?

Yeah, we know.

Okay.

I think I like the oil and stuff.

Emma says she thought people would support Israel. They all agree they

prefer an old head freeloader over a hot girl or wild male freeloader. A mud

flood. You should look into that. Of what year?

1850s. On the Grand Solar Minimal. I had a mud flood of 2026 this morning. I

ain't drank too much fucking black coffee.

Who did 9 -11?

Muhammad. Who did it? Oh, who did it? You know.

Bam. hasn't been around much today and clearly has missed the fish.

He talks about how people still doubt him when he has been sober for two years

and how he stayed up for four days editing Haggard, which is very

He's briefly interrupted by the reveal of a mysterious room.

If you're a fan from the Middle East of Bam Marjera, that is Bam Magadha, right?

Sure. So this Pakistan fan with a turban on and everything sees me on the plane

and goes...

It's Bob.

It's Bob.

I'm like, shut the fuck up. He's like, it's Bob. It's Bob. Bob Magetta. I'm

like, shut the fuck up. It's quick point. That means I'm saying Bob,

motherfucker. So then the stewardess comes up and says, why is this guy with

turban on point? Did you say Bob? I'm like, my name is Bam. I'm on a MTV show

called Jack.

But in the Middle East way of a fan, it's Bob Magetta. My name is Bam

I don't have one.

I can't make this shit up.

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam!

House warming party, welcome to the neighborhood, cake and shit. And I

show up. I had Slayer play at midnight each day and invited all the college

to come. So they're like, fuck this dickhead. And I don't blame them. They

hate me to this day. But ever since I moved in, there's now like 12 new rules

the Pagosa Township. No upside down cars in the driveway.

No more Civil War reenactments. No more rock concerts. No more ticket sales. No

more.

Zip lines to wrestling matches. Anything I come up with. What's Bam doing over

there now?

Oh, there's vegans over there. There's lesbian.

No more vegans. No more lesbian. I want to bend my dick around the back of my

ass so I can fuck myself.

I want to bend my dick around the back of my ass so I can fuck myself.

This is the funniest song I did. A lot of people are like, Bam. has lost his

mind. Put on the spot, the twins said they would have selected Bashir to

eliminate tomorrow because they see him as the least like easiest to talk to.

They say they would ally with Landon but haven't had the chance to formalize

with him and Jed advises them to make the first move rather than wait for a

scripted opportunity.

They say Drake is cool but JD is cool like in a lame way.

If one of you gets crippled, will you wipe the other's ass?

And if yes,

What will you use? That's a terrible question notice here.

Toilet paper.

You would use toilet paper to wipe each other's ass?

Yeah.

If one of you had to become crippled, which one should become crippled?

Me, right?

No way.

Do you actually have HIV and AIDS?

Unfortunately, no.

Would you want separate husbands?

Probably separate husbands. I don't really want to get married at all. Some

miscellanea from the evening.

J .D. says none of his coworkers are white. The twins have never dated anyone

before. Emma causes a catastrophic Stoics loss when she admits she has been

relationship for three years and struggles to formulate an acceptable

to it. Bam unceremoniously teases the arrival of his friend, a new freeloader,

Head, a few minutes before he comes upstairs.

Head, also known as Paul, apparently smokes three packs of cigarettes a day

immediately vapes from the hamster vape. He has trouble through the contraband

search, trying to hide phones and nicotine.

What are your smokes?

I was allowed to have one more.

That's that. No, you just had one when you landed. And I curse a lot. I

apologize. That's all right. So do I.

What do you think?

I think he's cool. I like him.

Wait, you sleep where?

Yeah, I sleep here.

I'm married.

You're safe. I know you want your body.

I do, but I'm married as well. I sleep here.

Yeah, and you can sleep like that.

I snore so loud.

I think it's comforting.

The snoring? Hearing other people snore. Oh my gosh, she's amazing.

We have like the same fit.

Pregnant? No.

You keep this up, you might be by the time we're done with the show.

She says, I've got the same fit. I said, are you pregnant? She goes, no. I said,

well, we might be by the time this show's over. I'm just kidding.

Really close with him, right?

He's a scumbag.

But he's my scumbag.

Do you love me?

It depends on what... I never get a yes.

Who's the most hated here on this shit?

No, it's definitely JD.

All Landon has to do is just let it drop. Just let go.

And it will hang, and it will charge.

Landon gets called out for being part of a secret community.

Hombone. Landon, it's Ghost -O -Machina.

Use this opportunity to show Ghost politics that he doesn't know shit.

He's all receiving you on the show and trying to take credit for you being

Don't let him do it. See, I knew you fuckers recognized me. I knew you

recognized me.

So, thank you for picking up the context clues. I obviously laughed out.

What is ghost politics?

He is a little cow.

Okay. And I troll him.

Bongo asks to try one of Head's Zin pouches, and Bashir becomes

uncharacteristically concerned.

Head asks Bashir about the twins, and he says they and Landon are...

The

fish get pretty fucking drunk.

Some bullshit, pretty much. Like, pork cum dressing or some shit? No, I

I didn't specify what cum it was. What kind would it be if it was a dressing,

though? Like, if you wanted to make a certain dressing, though? I guess... I

guess... Semen.

Normal semen, I guess. Like, human?

So, you won't eat a fucking strawberry on your own when you eat cum salad.

No, I can understand why you eat cum.

What the... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's it like when Bongo's alone?

Bongo, it's like Bongo with my dog.

What is?

Homicidal.

Who do you want to kill?

Just everything.

Everything.

Every person?

Everything, the body, the organs.

Doesn't matter if it's an animal or a person or a child or an old person.

So, Emma, it looks like you have some explaining to do, teehee.

Now, the boyfriend part, I could forgive you for that.

But a black one?

Uh, yeah. How about no?

We are selling.

You have broken our dress.

He's not black, but I would have no qualms with that, even if he was. So

what normal shampoo, per se, doesn't help the dandruff and the

dry scalp I have.

So I shed a lot.

So it's hard to, like, kind of maintain that when you have that dandruff. I

don't have, like, a weird condition or anything.

I just don't have good scalping hair, I guess, per se. I

don't know how the fuck that works.

The power of Christ repels you. Okay.

Hold the Bible in your hand.

Think of Jesus next to you. Go to him next to you.

Say, the power of Christ repels you. I command you in the name of Jesus to

this human and go back to hell.

Okay, I might not remember the second now.

No, please don't come near me with that.

Don't, don't. No, don't do that.

Don't come near me.

The powers of Christ repel you!

The powers of Christ repel you!

Go back to hell, you wicked demon!

I think I've been saved.

Are you? I've been saved. All right, handshake him.

When the fish are split into rooms by gender, the girls say that Landon seems

like the only man who isn't scheming. Bongo roots around in Bashir's bag,

looking for his cash.

Anissa finishes her job by stealing enough cash.

What were you hoping to find in his bag just now?

Bongo? Money!

Dude,

I cannot, I can't believe my eyes.

You don't have to. No, don't do it.

Here, I will help you out. That was quick.

You're going to do it to me again?

What is that? Let me see it.

No. Let me see it, or I'll fine you.

I'll fine you $10.

$10? This is an awkward position, man.

I will take the $10.

I'll pay you $10. All right, I will. I'll pay you $10.

Ready?

Yeah, I guess so.

Let's do a shower.

Drake asks who Landon would eliminate if he could, and Landon says the twins.

Can I ask you real quick? Yeah, what's up? Who do you think is like maybe the

biggest threat in the house right now?

As long as you don't share it. I won't tell.

I think it's the twins because they're two people at once at this current

moment.

Drake asks the twins, and they repeat, Bashir.

I would have gone with Bashmir because all he does is carry around these rocks

and pray to Allah. When he first got here, she kept saying that she was

cute. Do you know where the Twin Towers are? Yeah.

And who is responsible for them?

And what is Bashmir?

Bashmir. And who are we?

Oh, I see.

He would come across into us.

I didn't want to vote anybody out.

But I convinced myself to hate certain people because I had to vote myself into

it.

He's actually really interesting. He's too interesting.

That's what I'm saying.

The twins approach Bashir and lie to him, saying that J .D. and Drake may be

targeting him.

And he's worried about me? He gave it to that coyote person.

They end up confiding to Bashir that someone, Anissa, stole their money due

Bingo's negligence, making Bongo feel resentful about carrying Bingo through

game. All our money was gone because she had the thing open.

And now we have no money. And she's all like, it's not a big deal. It's not a

big deal.

See how I always let Bingo get whatever she wants?

Because I never had enough money for a vape and it's the only thing I want.

That's not my fault.

Well, it's not my fault. I do all the work and you get it. You've got to

to me, all right? You've got to be charitable to one another. I know.

You've got to, you've got to, if she always decides, you should feel honored

that you're doing something that makes her happy, makes her smile.

Yeah. And even if she's selfish.

You need me to, bro. We're equals. You always forget we're equals. A lot of

people out there who want to see a rift form between you two, do you see your

stoics? How in the hat would it do that? You guys are at the top.

The rift worsens until Bingo starts crying.

saying that Bongo has been getting too drunk and starting drama she doesn't

to keep up with.

No, you know, you're doing good. I'm sorry. I'm just

freaking cold.

Not you. I'm sorry.

I was just trying to make too much drama.

But I didn't mean it.

Bongo feels bad because the TTS is making her feel like she is making bingo

uncomfortable. But they come to some temporary resolution.

The girls interrupt a prayer session to do an Ouija board.

Don't say sorry. Sorry for you guys. Sorry for your guys' hearts.

Too far? Too far?

Can we talk about how JD is apparently an engineer with, I'm assuming, a high

-paying job to take 30 days PTO trying to take money away from you guys?

Unless he's laughing as an engineer?

Think about it.

Also someone who's traveled to 20 different countries.

Several fish stay up extremely late partying with Head. Vicky and Emma,

acting like a victim and flirting with him respectively, take turns making

attempts to win him as an ally.

Bashir, what do you think of the name Bashtards, as in Bashir bastards?

If you ever had a fan base of more than one person, optimistically I know that

you should dream big.

You got me there, man.

You got me there.

Shout out to the bashtard. The one dude.

Wake up, faggots. Islam needs you.

Where? I think someone drug me. I'm dehydrated.

And I feel funny.

Dehydrated. And I feel funny.

And I've been drinking.

I've been drinking I've been drinking I've been drinking