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Five. Five feels like a massive number
when it's counting seasons.
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53 years, the number of years since the
initiative group was infiltrated, is in
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fact not that long. Three years sounds
brief, but it's felt like some of the
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most packed years of my life.
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You've also got 27, which is the number
of years since CKY
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Landspeed was released.
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2 ,000 is the number of the day, though.
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Because that's the year that the Season
5 house feels immersed in.
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The house is erratically decorated as
promised with its beds of varying
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and overgrown hot tub.
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Victoria, from Nebraska, explores the
house first.
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It's in my name to have nicotine.
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Vicotine?
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My name is Vicky. I need Vicotine.
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Her outfit placed in this house is
reminiscent of a teenager who smokes at
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dad's place because mom wants her to be
a lawyer.
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Production follows her upstairs to
process her possessions on this season's
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innovation, indoor mobile cam.
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Jet informs her she will need to find
employment to replace her nicotine,
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kratom, makeup remover.
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And fidget toys, a fact which remains at
the forefront of her mind for the
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entire evening.
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Sweet. Just do this instead of vaping.
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Smells so good.
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Just with all this Iran stuff, we have
to be extra careful.
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That makes sense.
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Think about getting a job today.
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Things are kind of expensive here. Right
away.
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I was fucked.
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I was fucked up.
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Are you using Kratom because you were a
former opiate addict? No. No.
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Never been addicted to opiates, but the
Kratom just, to me, people who use
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medications like antidepressants and
anti -anxiety meds, I just use a natural
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plant for that exact purpose.
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I need to be able to brush my teeth, I
need to be able to vape, and I would
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to have Kratom. Those are the three
things that matter to me most.
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If you want to be judgmental and act
like I'm using diet heroin, that's your
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prerogative, but that's not how it is
for me. By the way, standing up here
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of freaks me out.
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I just picture myself falling.
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But even if I fell, I'd probably live. I
love this.
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I love this. Glad I have this.
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Three, two, action.
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Bashir's biography is the longest walked
into a bar.
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joke possible.
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He's a ginger Muslim cowboy with Injun
braids and Native American Timu jewelry.
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But everything, including his mysterious
Syrian autistic accent, his time in
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Japan, and his pedantic nature, can be
summarized when he confesses he's just
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aspiring grad student.
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He is permitted to keep a variety of
Japanese, Chinese, Iranian, and Ottoman
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trinkets in his belongings.
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which he presses upon the camera and the
other fish in any brief moment of
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peace. What is this wooden thing here?
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That is a Japanese pipe.
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It's very not heavy.
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My favorites, these little fingers.
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Okay. And also a cute name, these are
called bird's nests.
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It is called a zuko -ingro, which is a
Japanese wooden container for
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powdered incense, but the one that was
in your hand...
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Is tobacco snuff for Danone's? This is
perfume in powder form. It's a powdered
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perfume, like Japanese perfume.
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We'll put these for sale in the market.
We do have babes. Do you babe? No, I
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can't. I got a friend.
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It's Ramadan.
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Already I'm at a disadvantage energy
-wise.
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I just put it in the contraband. I don't
care.
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It's all right.
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I got him a gift, too.
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You kind of know where Mecca is based on
the number around it and where you are
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in the world.
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Okay, cool. Which reminds me, actually,
do you guys know what the cardinal
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direction is from here? Mecca, I think,
is northeast from here.
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Now, we're going to sell this cheese
back to him.
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He's going to keep the bread.
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He's Ramadan fast, I figure. Are you
keeping this watch?
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Yes, please. I need to watch this for
prayer.
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Do you hear the things that come out of
your mouth sometimes? We're going to
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sell this cheese back to him. Just as a
show of trust.
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I got a holster here of nicotine
powders.
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JD,
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a robotics engineer from California,
arrives third. During his audition, Jet
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said that JD is the sort of guy he would
use to clear a room because he is a
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vibe killer.
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Oh, it's like X -Flat. Bashir notes the
link between J .D. and the cameraman
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goes beyond the physical.
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You're J .D.? Yes.
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And you're Vance?
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Oh, my God.
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Bezo, a waiter from Florida, follows
upstairs shortly after. He admits he is
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going by his gamer tag.
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Oh, are you Croatian? Well, it's like a
shortened version of Bezo Pizan.
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Are you from Croatia? Bezo Pizan is from
Croatia.
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He's a family from Croatia?
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And not his real name. He keeps a Wii
-branded sling bag with him at all times
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after storing his luggage.
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Bashir asks everyone where they are
from, and they answer him before
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upstairs. Bashir complains that they
didn't ask him in return.
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He's from Minnesota, if you wanted to
know. Anissa, from El Paso, arrives, and
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Bashir asks where her name is from.
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And asserts that Anissa's name must also
be
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Arabic. after finding out she is mexican
after
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finding
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out she is mexican he asked if she is
mexicana or are you from mexico i'm not
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from mexico
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I said, are you Chicana? I don't know
what that means.
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I also don't know what that means.
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You know, Chicanos, Chicana, Mexicans
from... She's laughing, I'm sure. She
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knows what it means.
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Vicky tells Anissa they will be sleeping
in a shared bedroom, and she says it
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gives her... That's the prison.
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Which is slightly hard to imagine, but
maybe she's done white -collar crime or
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an extremely fucked -up parking job.
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Syria. I was born and raised there.
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And I came after the war.
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So, there you go.
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The Syrian war.
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The Syrian civil war.
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I guess we'll get into that later. I
don't know.
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Victoria Tandem.
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James Drake of Texas leaves production
to review his baggage.
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He seems to know significantly less than
the others about the show and relies on
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J .D. to tell him what to expect.
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Bezos sees James with his Alaskan
tribals and bone -smashed face and says
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was thinking.
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I heard cuisine.
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That's what I thought. I was like, what
we're going to be eating is peas and
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paper towels for the next three days.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Whenever she, like, pulls up the thing
to her nose, can you make sure you get
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that in the shot?
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Because when she, you know... Was it
jonesing?
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Jonesing too hard for nicotine?
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Bezo goes about searching the house for
means to open the many locked doors
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without luck.
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Bashir presses him for admitting he is
an atheist. It's about this time that I,
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at least, heard that Bezo was the owner
of the official fish tank discord and
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signed off an announcement retiring.
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in his role today by saying that if he
had to moderate the nut jobs in there
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one more season, he would feel like a
fish himself.
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I love that this fucker's on the Stoics.
Oh my God, he's got a little Hanukkah
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candle. I have not heard that, but thank
you.
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He's very handsome.
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The fish gather together in the den and
have two separate conversations.
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With agnostic Bezo and devout Bashir
having a confrontational back and forth
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about God while the others talk about
music, Jet asks the fish to use separate
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rooms for separate conversations, and
Bezo cheerfully invites Bashir to go
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about God in the dorm alone.
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Hold on, we're about to give you the
direction.
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Oh, appreciate it, man.
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You know the way to Mecca, Van?
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You know the way to eat?
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You gotta do this, because it, um, and
then you have to put it flat on like a
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table, or else it's going to, uh, be
messed up. Sorry.
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Okay. It's flat.
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You're supposed
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to repeat
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after Emma.
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A barista from Milwaukee arrives next.
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She seems a little quiet and gentle, but
introduces herself primarily as a fan
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of horror fiction.
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I like Emma because she's pretty similar
to me, just right off the bat. She
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likes horror movies.
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She's got a chilled vibe.
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Is that a birthmark? Yes. It looks like
a heart.
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It is. That's crazy.
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I always thought it looked more like the
Superman symbol, but yes.
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Withdrawal for Vicky and Anissa seems to
set in at the same time. By 3 p .m.,
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every word Bashir says seems to be
pissing Anissa off.
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Unsure of when the store will be open,
production sets up a hamster vape for
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fish to tide them over.
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Don't let it come loose.
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Please. What is that? Please.
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No shit.
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Landon, the college janitor, arrives
from Wisconsin.
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Bashir, seeing himself as higher in the
autism hierarchy, requests Landon
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retrieve his vape. from where it has
been taped on the bar.
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Now, when your flight landed, did you
say, landed, just landed?
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I taped my vape onto the counter. Could
you go get it for me?
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Tape on the counter?
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No, the vape is taped on the counter.
Could you just go get it for me? I would
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just appreciate it.
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All right.
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He's not on the counter, right?
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It's actually, I think it was upstairs.
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Do you want me to show you the bedroom?
I'll give you a pillow, and I'm sure we
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can get you another blanket.
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Um, but you're in, like, center. Ooh.
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In the room, safe. We're all surrounding
you, kind of like it's, like, a wagon
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circle. I've already established that.
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Are you sure you don't want to sleep
here? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.
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Okay. No worries. I mean, you can test
it out. How would you want to sleep
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there? The worst thing he found while he
was cleaning up.
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Probably just a toilet reeking with
shit.
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Yeah.
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The fish gather in the bar, and some
serious glad -handing begins.
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JD, serving as a calming chaser to
Bashir, has earned him the widest circle
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far, as his sociability has helped him
connect with everyone at least once.
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I like JD because he's just nice.
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It doesn't seem like he's going to
backstab me. Bashir's pushiness has made
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extremely controversial.
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And as he maneuvers around the room, he
attempts to find a scapegoat in Landon,
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which just makes Landon look persecuted.
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It reads to me like he's bullying Landon
a little bit.
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And I think on his first entrance,
that's not really fair to him. I think
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understanding the social layout is
really important, especially on day one.
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think everybody should be able to look
around them and assess the personalities
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of their fellow contestants.
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You told the person who doesn't drink
for religious reasons to pray for
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I would imagine that.
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Well, my God turns water into wine. He
already does that. I don't know what he
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can do. I don't like wine.
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I believe in Jesus Christ. If Jesus can
turn water into wine, Muhammad can turn
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water into vodka. He can do something.
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It doesn't work that way. It doesn't
work that way? First of all, I don't
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it's possible.
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Write that down. Drop that down. With
God, anything is possible.
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Look, man.
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It's going to be a crush for you.
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What is?
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Liquor on this show.
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We should all be like Landon. Landon
doesn't drink.
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I hear you drink, man.
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To have fun.
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Well, not a lot.
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Sorry. You're just really nervous.
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Birthday drive.
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You're just really nervous.
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Look at Landon.
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So are we.
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In the middle ground, Bezo admits to
James Drake that he has a
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boyfriend who works as a DJ.
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And Drake negotiate a lost walkie in
exchange for a case of Red Bull.
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Let's go for James Drake.
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The boys get together to feed Landon
pizza, which he doesn't like.
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And slowly everyone takes turns guessing
what the picky eater actually enjoys.
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Chicken nuggets?
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Yes. I've never had a vegetable, just
that.
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You've never had it?
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No. Okay, I know you like cheese. A
burrito with beans and cheese.
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I never had a bean. Never had a bean.
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Never had a bean? Yes. Never had a bean.
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Fish Tank's first double contestant from
Arizona is brought upstairs.
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So Ashley and Haley, we want to do bingo
and bongo, which I know sounds
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ridiculous, but... So you're going to be
bingo and you're going to be bongo.
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You guys vape? Yeah. Just me.
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Okay.
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What's up, guys? What's up?
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That's interesting.
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Production explains that the pair will
be competing as one contestant, I
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implying that if one is eliminated, they
both are. Haley, otherwise known as
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Bingo, has a more angular face, and
Bongo, also known as Ashley, is slightly
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taller and more outspoken. They agree
that because there's no more beds,
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share a couch. The twins barely
enunciate when speaking to one another.
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giving an effect of seeming deaf.
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Bashir asserts that Bongo is the evil
twin because she is fatter. Yin would be
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slimmer and Yang would be less slim. So
I think that you would be Yin and you
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would be Yang.
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Is that on the black one? Probably,
yeah.
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No, you're the white one. She's the
black one. We've been always trying to
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figure that out. We've always been
trying to figure that out. Okay, there
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go. We'll hear where he is and see his
game.
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And then takes off to pray to Mecca.
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Bongo suggests that the fish play hide
and seek, and Anissa wins.
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Bashir calls the idea dumb and opts out.
He buys in on the second round and
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makes amends with Landon in the jacuzzi.
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gifting him a pair of his sunglasses.
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Charity, a nurse living in Los Angeles,
arrives last.
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Wow, this is like an MTV house.
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Wow, this is so cool.
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She laughs at very little provocation,
describes herself as a Filipina Cindy
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Lauper, and brought her own microphone.
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I feel privileged to be here, and I'm
very excited to be in this pimped -out
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living room.
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This is not an escape room, but I feel
that anything can happen.
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Yeah, I'm the bag lady, so... And this
is my juice.
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And I don't know where everyone is
watching, but hello, everybody!
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I'm Charity Kabiko, and...
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Once all the fish are settled, the host
arrives.
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By the way, you guys are about to meet
your host!
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I was actually driving watching you guys
which I shouldn't be doing but I wanted
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to get to know everybody so welcome to
fish tank welcome to my house there's
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some strict rules that we got going on
if you even step foot Out of that door,
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you're disqualified immediately.
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When I pulled up here, I thought they
were playing a prank on me, but there
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like this big giant black snake that I
almost stepped on, and it wasn't moving.
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I'm like, oh, they're just fucking me
with a fake snake. And then I'm like,
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shit, that thing is real.
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Good luck.
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Oh, good.
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Well, you know me with snakes.
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While the fish buzz about meeting Bam,
He takes Charity upstairs to introduce
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himself, where she explains she's been
on several MTV shows already.
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You're on that show next on MTV, right?
Yes.
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Next one is make sure you're okay.
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Next.
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Oh, snap.
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We're split three. Was that your famous
fall?
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Yeah. It was very viral.
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I was on a show called Jackass.
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Oh, that's with Doug Knoxville. Yeah,
exactly. I'm banned from that.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't even eat like the Filipino.
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Oh, yeah.
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I can't do it. Yeah, they eat shit that
moves over there.
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Bezo describes himself as a troll, an
artist, and a gamer.
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Did you say troll?
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Troll, yeah. Like troll? Oh, yeah,
troll. Online troll, yeah.
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And says he will game the show as well.
He tells Bam about getting a kid kicked
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out of school when asked what his most
embarrassing experience was and tells
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about his boyfriend when asked what the
best day of his life is.
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I know he loves video games, which he's
not going to be able to have unless he
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goes to the video game room. Bam calls
the twins cuckoo. They retreat to the
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jacuzzi together and talk strategy as
twins.
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Bingo asserts she doesn't want to get to
know anyone because bonding would make
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it harder to betray people.
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Bongo worries that not integrating will
lose them allies.
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Want to read it out loud?
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Once I got fucked upside the ass in
Nebraska, I got this shitty ass tattoo.
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Vicky and Bam abandon the question
structure a little as she's pretty
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with Bam, talking to him about his dad's
love of Elvis and what it's like to be
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embarrassed by things you don't remember
doing while blacked out. Big time.
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Ever since I was born, I swear to God,
like...
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No Bruce Springsteen, no Stones, no
Beatles, no Death Left, nothing.
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It's just Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, and I do
not know.
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Howie's not sick of that by now. Like,
had a good time at Iron Hill Brewery?
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Iron Hill Brewery? Then you went to
Kildare's, pissed all over the window,
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then you went over to fucking Pita Pit,
your band for life, because you didn't
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feel like waiting for the banter line
because it was their grand opening. Oh,
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God. And then you got into a fistfight
with somebody, and Buddy Bill beat up
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guy for you. Now Buddy Bill's in jail.
We have to go bail him out, and now you
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can never get a pita again.
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Anissa, who the fish have been calling
Anus, and Bam make a visually matching
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pair. She mentions her parents are
watching her son Owen. So J .D.
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Oh, he's the villain guy, yeah.
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J .D. says he likes Drake the best, but
lists half the house while listing his
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friends, and says Bashir has been
starting shit, not him.
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He needs to, like, face towards Mecca
and pray five times a day, but they've
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been kind of leaning into it and just
playing it up. Yeah, because that's the
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rule that they're rolling to break,
because he said it's a religious matter
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he has to play that song, I think, five
times.
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A day? I've never seen so much turquoise
on a man.
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Drake says, as an actor with a
production company, he was at South by
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the same year that Bam was there.
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Drake tells Bam the best day of his life
was in Alaska after his divorce.
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I was real sad, and I went to Alaska,
and I actually was thinking about, like,
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just ending it. I climbed up this
mountain, man, and I looked down.
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The smell and everything was so silent
and quiet.
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I don't know, it gave me my life back.
The happiest part of my life is
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descending from that mountain. That's
really cool.
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Landon says it's hard to pinpoint his
most embarrassing moment because he has
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lot of them, but that his best day ever
was getting his janitorial job.
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Landon says he will focus on observing
everyone and isn't too concerned if he
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doesn't win. Bashir says he likes Landon
and Vicky a lot, despite his teasing.
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Surprisingly... Bam finds lots of Muslim
things to connect with Bashir about.
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One of my favorite musicians is from
Azerbaijan. It sounds really similar.
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His name is Alim Qasimov. I love Alim
Qasimov. I swear to God. His daughter, I
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know, just to prove I know who you're
talking about, his daughter has the
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and she sings with him.
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So, man, I do.
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Yogurt of that, I kill in the woods with
that. I play that for my dogs and
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they're just like a complete piece.
What's your nationality? Because it
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like you got some like Viking
Scandinavian at the same time.
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I'm Minnesotan and Syrian.
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I guess the Minnesotan part. And also,
I'm actually 25 % Syrian.
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Like, Damascus. There is a moment
brimming with anticipation when Bashir
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to decode the script on a sentimental
ring that Bam's shaman gave him, but he
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fails. Well, my shaman, he wrote the
name Yaya, because I just did it to make
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him laugh.
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He's like, so what tattoo did you get?
He's like, you got my name. Damn. Look
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that. That's Native American, too. Yeah,
turquoise blingin' over here. Oh,
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they're right there, too.
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Turquoise, man.
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I did not know this about you. I did not
know this about you. That's awesome.
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Somehow all this bling and shaman shit
seems familiar.
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At least 90 % of the audience would kill
to have someone wise who is a mentor in
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their life. How many people want to come
here to have a certain person be their
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mentor? Right.
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Bam announces the Ice Counting Challenge
as the first opportunity for the fish
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to earn money. The Ice Counting
Challenge!
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TTS is turned on for the first time,
mainly seeking to throw off everyone's
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counting and deliver a homosexuality
diagnosis to everyone but Bezo, who
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knew that.
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Sally, being so used to Wisconsin
weather, this is nothing to me. This is
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to melt by the time you're done.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I'll give it back.
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They're probably going to weigh it.
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Charity, what do you like?
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Tapes and CDs?
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What happened?
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You didn't even wash yourself before
praying, you fake Muslim!
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It's called being in a state of purity.
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Icky Vicky.
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Life is icky.
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Icky Vicky.
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Life is icky.
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Icky Vicky.
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Count the fucking ice, you ginger Muslim
faggot. Count the fucking ice, you
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ginger Muslim faggot. I did.
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Count the fucking ice, you ginger Muslim
faggot. Landon asserts he collected 350
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pieces of ice for his diligence and
accuracy.
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Jet rewards him with a cash prize.
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Most of you are going to get your first
jobs tomorrow.
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With the money you have, look around.
How much money is in your pocket? Maybe
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you're landed. Maybe you lied until you
counted the most dice.
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Maybe you grabbed most of the money that
bands were on the floor.
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You have a job, and it can go wrong. You
can flub your money for the day.
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Let's say Anissa is running the shop. If
somebody shoplifts and she doesn't see
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it, She forfeits her daily wage for that
day. Somebody's probably going to pull
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some money together to get a vape.
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It's only $50.
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But that's how... $50 for the vape?
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Really? Damn!
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And only $3 for some fucking beef jerky?
Jed explains that whoever has the most
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Stoics in four days will get a bullet.
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When you have the bullet.
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You get a paintball gun and you get to
shoot anybody you want. And get them out
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of the show.
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In four days time.
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Who's doing the best?
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So far.
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Emma. It looks like Landon. The night
sinks its teeth into two fish.
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Vicky complains production offered to
let her pack Kratom because she uses it
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medication. and says it is unfair of
them to withhold it in the store.
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She calls production liars. She
discovers she can afford it easily when
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opens, but worries the audience will
think she is an addict.
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Yet, she admits that tomorrow, if she
didn't get her kratom, she would have
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sick.
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Bezo.
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sets about trying to offend Bashir on
his faith, offering to put pork in his
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food, calling him a sex tourist, and
questioning his prophet's relationship
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a nine -year -old. You can't inform me
about this verse?
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No. Anything confident it exists?
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Or this passage?
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I don't know. This passage?
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Yes. What do you mean?
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In the book?
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The Muslim book?
439
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,920
The Muslim book? Yes.
440
00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:40,960
There's a passage in the Muslim book?
Apparently about a nine -year -old.
441
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:47,070
Damn. TTS takes Bezo down a peg after he
claims he'll send his boyfriend after
442
00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:49,170
Bashir if Bashir gets violent.
443
00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:54,250
In confessional, Bezo admits he expected
to get more hate, but credits being
444
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,070
able to hide in Bashir's shadow.
445
00:29:56,310 --> 00:30:03,230
He calls Vicky and says he has an energy
he can bring out online that he
446
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:08,130
isn't sure he can bear in person. The
audience successfully catches JD
447
00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:11,350
Pocky, and the vape from the counter has
also gone missing.
448
00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:15,870
Jet decides to employ the twins to issue
tickets to the thieves.
449
00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:21,210
Using their combined brain power, they
almost find JD ten times more than they
450
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:22,210
were supposed to.
451
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,520
What do you mean?
452
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:24,540
What did I do?
453
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:29,300
And assert that Landon's stuffed pocket
contains a vape. It was just full of
454
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,139
something normal.
455
00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:32,120
Five different colors of headband.
456
00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:36,500
J .D. tells Drake it's no big deal to
keep stealing as long as they don't get
457
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,500
caught again. When Vicky is fined, she
argues with Jet that it was production's
458
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,160
job to confiscate the vape. It all never
came up.
459
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,100
Y 'all should have noticed. That's not
on me.
460
00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:47,360
Well, you just worry about doing your
job.
461
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:48,640
I don't think that's on me.
462
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:52,080
You just worry about paying the fine.
463
00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:55,630
I don't think that's on me. I don't
think I need to pay that fine, dude. But
464
00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:59,790
dismisses her complaint as she starts on
another tirade about everything being
465
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:04,670
unfair. Drake and JD had planned to help
Vicky purchase her Kratom, but she was
466
00:31:04,670 --> 00:31:08,870
ungrateful and overstepped with Drake in
return. Drake questions why JD
467
00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:13,810
pressured him to help her at all. You
know, I'd honestly prefer more just to,
468
00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:18,550
you know, make a good connection with
people here and just have fun with that.
469
00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:20,190
And, you know, I will fuck them over.
470
00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:26,770
Honestly, it was a competition, but it
was weird to not to like to do the whole
471
00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:32,330
like Let's pull our money together and
get Vicki her Kratom guys. No, but that
472
00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:34,510
was just it day one. We're gonna get
more money.
473
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:37,510
Holy shit. It's John Stamos.
474
00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:42,030
Me? When it slips in tonight, don't
scream.
475
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:48,070
I think we're in for the next couple of
days and also, I don't know.
476
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,940
Not piss off Landon?
477
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,840
Landon's gonna win. My guy's never had
beans.
478
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,260
JD says, despite his pick -me attitude
and over -friendliness.
479
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:04,300
Sorry about if I was kind of being pick
-me -ish. I don't know. I thought I was
480
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:09,700
gay when I was a kid, but that was just
because, like, I was just so fucking in
481
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,780
survival mode.
482
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
The twins.
483
00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:13,450
Creep me the fuck out.
484
00:32:13,770 --> 00:32:17,510
And, oh, for all the MSM's, like, she
has way more acne than, like, y 'all
485
00:32:17,510 --> 00:32:19,630
thimps. Uh, I know you guys are working
with a low -risk candidate.
486
00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:23,390
I'm here to have fun. I'm here to be
nice to people.
487
00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:27,910
Fuck them over in competitions. Deal
with it. I'm just gonna try to see how
488
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:33,170
I can push the rules and whether or not,
you know, fucking with semantics will,
489
00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:35,050
uh, help me win some shit.
490
00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:39,210
I'm gonna go get the fucking gay -ass
pedophile Mohammed.
491
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:43,040
Windfeather, Bashir, bitch -ass fucking
ponytail.
492
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,960
You guys go tear up a new asshole.
493
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,380
Have fun. Just like Muhammad tore a six
-year -old's new asshole.
494
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,340
Nigga, you look like Potter Green.
495
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:51,900
JD, you look like a Mr.
496
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,120
Meaty character.
497
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,660
Thank you. Why you look like that,
Moonega?
498
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,020
Stop it.
499
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,480
Don't look at me. You look like Mika,
the Muppet character.
500
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,300
You're also a snake -fork -tongued
faggot, Jew.
501
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,220
But it's funnier that you look like
Beaker. You look like a beat -ass Billy
502
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,860
Island. Vicky's rampage continues
throughout the house.
503
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,920
In the kitchen, the TV makes fun of
Vicky for appearing to have herpes.
504
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:20,940
Bezo follows her, doubling up on the
TTS, questioning why she got this drunk.
505
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:24,880
You literally made a comment about my
fucking coochie, man. That is weird.
506
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,400
Yes, you did.
507
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,819
Can you not?
508
00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:30,760
I am so over your fucking coochie.
509
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:35,100
She asserts that production shouldn't
have put an expensive knife set in the
510
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,100
kitchen.
511
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:46,020
So I guess she might have seen prison
after all.
512
00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:50,790
And I literally asked you guys kindly to
not... Everybody else just doesn't give
513
00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:52,130
a fuck. What are you saying to me?
514
00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:56,730
What do you mean you're saying to me?
And they just feel bad for you. They
515
00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:57,469
want to say anything.
516
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:58,469
Shut up!
517
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,050
You got a love letter.
518
00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,650
I don't care, dude.
519
00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:04,730
Fuck all of you. Production, everyone.
520
00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:07,910
I think you look better with a smile.
521
00:34:08,409 --> 00:34:11,949
I think you'd make everybody happy if
you had a smile on your face.
522
00:34:12,409 --> 00:34:13,449
A big happy present.
523
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,900
Vicky declares she wants to go home,
finally activating Landon.
524
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,820
These people are going to shit on you
day in and day out.
525
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,480
I know these people.
526
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,300
I know you.
527
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:30,920
I do not care, bro.
528
00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:33,500
Guess what? I don't care.
529
00:34:34,659 --> 00:34:35,659
I don't care.
530
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:37,960
I don't want this in my face.
531
00:34:38,739 --> 00:34:40,420
Leave me the fuck alone.
532
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,080
Dude,
533
00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:00,920
what the fuck is happening right now?
534
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,520
Literally, what is happening?
535
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:13,140
The fish talk about whether they would
shoot her if they won the bullet. J .D.
536
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,420
says he would shoot the twins. I'm
considering whether or not they're going
537
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:22,100
give me two bullets for both of them.
But many others say Vicky is the one
538
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:23,100
would target.
539
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,440
When she's ready to emerge from the
bathroom, she quickly retrieves her bags
540
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,800
heads. Upstairs.
541
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,900
This is where I'm going to fucking
sleep.
542
00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:38,740
Rather than out the door.
543
00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:42,550
Don't talk about me. Don't think about
me. Don't acknowledge me.
544
00:35:42,810 --> 00:35:43,890
Everybody's eating alone.
545
00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:46,350
Look at me and all those pieces of
fucking shit.
546
00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:48,630
Fuck all those pieces of shit.
547
00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:54,830
She lets J .D., Landon, and Emma visit,
although the prevailing reason they want
548
00:35:54,830 --> 00:36:00,110
her downstairs is because charity can
make $16 if everyone shows up to eat a
549
00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:01,109
meal she cooked.
550
00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:02,150
This is reality.
551
00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:03,450
This is reality.
552
00:36:04,190 --> 00:36:05,750
I
553
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:16,430
don't
554
00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:19,050
want you here can you leave?
555
00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:31,210
I overheard that.
556
00:36:31,730 --> 00:36:35,630
Because if you leave right now, we can
do the Tinder challenge without you. Get
557
00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:36,630
your bags and go.
558
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:39,129
Out of the house.
559
00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:40,130
You said it yourself.
560
00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:44,850
I think this is not a productive place
for your mind.
561
00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,470
Just go away, man.
562
00:36:47,510 --> 00:36:49,370
Do I need to physically get you out?
563
00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:54,130
Let's not resort to that. If you grab me
or punch me, that's assault.
564
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:55,690
That's a crime.
565
00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:57,730
Oh, really? Go to jail.
566
00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,510
I would charge you. A rabid ass bitch
that's lost her damn mind.
567
00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:04,610
Yeah, that's not even true. So please go
away.
568
00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:10,250
Drake visits and apologizes for taking
offense that she called Bezo a faggot
569
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:14,490
because I guess his feelings were hurt
about it. Hey, get up.
570
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:15,690
Bezo Jew.
571
00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:17,090
Bezo Jew.
572
00:37:17,910 --> 00:37:18,910
Bezo Jew.
573
00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:20,650
Bezo Jew.
574
00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:22,410
Bezo Jew.
575
00:37:23,810 --> 00:37:26,490
So you're not mad that I said the word
faggot?
576
00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:31,030
Because, look, dude, I wasn't trying to
call the only gay dude faggot. I was
577
00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:34,890
just saying faggot as a defense
mechanism to anyone who was trying to
578
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:38,530
over. And he was trying to fuck me over.
I forgot that he was even gay, dude. I
579
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:42,150
don't know how we got here. He said
creepy as shit to me, dude.
580
00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:44,490
He was talking about my private parts.
581
00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:45,710
That's creepy.
582
00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:47,010
That's weird.
583
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:50,510
Okay? Were you actually mad that I said
the word faggot?
584
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,540
Did it bother you that much? That's
weird that it bothered you. What I care
585
00:37:54,540 --> 00:38:00,340
about is my fellow contestants calling
my name so I can come over and point and
586
00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:02,200
laugh at patients with me on the screen.
587
00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,780
Could you imagine if that was you?
588
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:09,320
And everyone's just pointing and
laughing at you. Vanessa visits to ask
589
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,420
come downstairs, ruining the redemptive
moment.
590
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:14,200
We have some food if you want to come
eat. Give me five minutes.
591
00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:18,740
I'm not going down there.
592
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,420
Oh, but we have to win a challenge.
593
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,780
I'm not going down.
594
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,260
So that's the only reason.
595
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,919
No, no.
596
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,680
Fuck all of you. I'm not going down
there.
597
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,800
She accurately calls out that they're
only visiting to force her to eat
598
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,479
for money.
599
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,000
You don't actually care at all.
600
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:39,000
You're only up here trying to get me to
go down there for some challenge.
601
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:41,580
So guess what? No, I'm not going down
there.
602
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:45,560
Drake also harbors a grudge because she
tried to leverage the walkie talkie he
603
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,240
found for Kratom. I think that you've
been a little selfish.
604
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:51,280
How? We had an agreement.
605
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,260
What agreement? It was like an
immediate, like, reaction.
606
00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:58,620
Me to go, the Wastaki MI -20. And that
was selfish. You know what?
607
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:01,160
I'll fucking shake on it and agree that
that was selfish.
608
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:03,420
That was selfish.
609
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:07,780
I'm glad that it found out that it was
only a dollar per pill.
610
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:11,300
But you know what? That was selfish. And
when you went, wait, what do you mean?
611
00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:14,920
I realized that that was kind of like,
oh, wait, I changed things. I realized
612
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,900
that, okay? I'm very self -aware.
613
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,220
You know what?
614
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:25,360
I was speaking out of, like, I don't
really know how else to say it,
615
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,960
I hate it all. It's all very bothersome.
616
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,180
Victoria's brief visit downstairs to
comply with a police visit completes the
617
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:38,420
challenge for everyone, so Drake leaves
her for the night. J .D. follows her
618
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:42,440
back upstairs, saying he doesn't want to
leave her crying alone. He encourages
619
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,480
her to speak to Landon to ask him to
remove Bezo.
620
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,860
I've been where you have been
emotionally.
621
00:39:50,339 --> 00:39:53,880
And, yeah, I don't want you sitting with
her alone. And they were like, oh, we
622
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,400
need a fucking sacrificial lamb. And it
shouldn't have been you because you are
623
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,160
wonderful and I would like to get to
know you better.
624
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,560
I don't think I need to go there.
625
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:05,700
Bingo.
626
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,300
Bongo bingo.
627
00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:09,360
Bingo bongo bingo.
628
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,440
Bongo bingo.
629
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,420
Bingo bongo bingo.
630
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,380
Bingo.
631
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,240
Bingo.
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