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Five. Five feels like a massive number when it's counting seasons.

53 years, the number of years since the initiative group was infiltrated, is in

fact not that long. Three years sounds brief, but it's felt like some of the

most packed years of my life.

You've also got 27, which is the number of years since CKY

Landspeed was released.

2 ,000 is the number of the day, though.

Because that's the year that the Season 5 house feels immersed in.

The house is erratically decorated as promised with its beds of varying

and overgrown hot tub.

Victoria, from Nebraska, explores the house first.

It's in my name to have nicotine.

Vicotine?

My name is Vicky. I need Vicotine.

Her outfit placed in this house is reminiscent of a teenager who smokes at

dad's place because mom wants her to be a lawyer.

Production follows her upstairs to process her possessions on this season's

innovation, indoor mobile cam.

Jet informs her she will need to find employment to replace her nicotine,

kratom, makeup remover.

And fidget toys, a fact which remains at the forefront of her mind for the

entire evening.

Sweet. Just do this instead of vaping.

Smells so good.

Just with all this Iran stuff, we have to be extra careful.

That makes sense.

Think about getting a job today.

Things are kind of expensive here. Right away.

I was fucked.

I was fucked up.

Are you using Kratom because you were a former opiate addict? No. No.

Never been addicted to opiates, but the Kratom just, to me, people who use

medications like antidepressants and anti -anxiety meds, I just use a natural

plant for that exact purpose.

I need to be able to brush my teeth, I need to be able to vape, and I would

to have Kratom. Those are the three things that matter to me most.

If you want to be judgmental and act like I'm using diet heroin, that's your

prerogative, but that's not how it is for me. By the way, standing up here

of freaks me out.

I just picture myself falling.

But even if I fell, I'd probably live. I love this.

I love this. Glad I have this.

Three, two, action.

Bashir's biography is the longest walked into a bar.

joke possible.

He's a ginger Muslim cowboy with Injun braids and Native American Timu jewelry.

But everything, including his mysterious Syrian autistic accent, his time in

Japan, and his pedantic nature, can be summarized when he confesses he's just

aspiring grad student.

He is permitted to keep a variety of Japanese, Chinese, Iranian, and Ottoman

trinkets in his belongings.

which he presses upon the camera and the other fish in any brief moment of

peace. What is this wooden thing here?

That is a Japanese pipe.

It's very not heavy.

My favorites, these little fingers.

Okay. And also a cute name, these are called bird's nests.

It is called a zuko -ingro, which is a Japanese wooden container for

powdered incense, but the one that was in your hand...

Is tobacco snuff for Danone's? This is perfume in powder form. It's a powdered

perfume, like Japanese perfume.

We'll put these for sale in the market. We do have babes. Do you babe? No, I

can't. I got a friend.

It's Ramadan.

Already I'm at a disadvantage energy -wise.

I just put it in the contraband. I don't care.

It's all right.

I got him a gift, too.

You kind of know where Mecca is based on the number around it and where you are

in the world.

Okay, cool. Which reminds me, actually, do you guys know what the cardinal

direction is from here? Mecca, I think, is northeast from here.

Now, we're going to sell this cheese back to him.

He's going to keep the bread.

He's Ramadan fast, I figure. Are you keeping this watch?

Yes, please. I need to watch this for prayer.

Do you hear the things that come out of your mouth sometimes? We're going to

sell this cheese back to him. Just as a show of trust.

I got a holster here of nicotine powders.

JD,

a robotics engineer from California, arrives third. During his audition, Jet

said that JD is the sort of guy he would use to clear a room because he is a

vibe killer.

Oh, it's like X -Flat. Bashir notes the link between J .D. and the cameraman

goes beyond the physical.

You're J .D.? Yes.

And you're Vance?

Oh, my God.

Bezo, a waiter from Florida, follows upstairs shortly after. He admits he is

going by his gamer tag.

Oh, are you Croatian? Well, it's like a shortened version of Bezo Pizan.

Are you from Croatia? Bezo Pizan is from Croatia.

He's a family from Croatia?

And not his real name. He keeps a Wii -branded sling bag with him at all times

after storing his luggage.

Bashir asks everyone where they are from, and they answer him before

upstairs. Bashir complains that they didn't ask him in return.

He's from Minnesota, if you wanted to know. Anissa, from El Paso, arrives, and

Bashir asks where her name is from.

And asserts that Anissa's name must also be

Arabic. after finding out she is mexican after

finding

out she is mexican he asked if she is mexicana or are you from mexico i'm not

from mexico

I said, are you Chicana? I don't know what that means.

I also don't know what that means.

You know, Chicanos, Chicana, Mexicans from... She's laughing, I'm sure. She

knows what it means.

Vicky tells Anissa they will be sleeping in a shared bedroom, and she says it

gives her... That's the prison.

Which is slightly hard to imagine, but maybe she's done white -collar crime or

an extremely fucked -up parking job.

Syria. I was born and raised there.

And I came after the war.

So, there you go.

The Syrian war.

The Syrian civil war.

I guess we'll get into that later. I don't know.

Victoria Tandem.

James Drake of Texas leaves production to review his baggage.

He seems to know significantly less than the others about the show and relies on

J .D. to tell him what to expect.

Bezos sees James with his Alaskan tribals and bone -smashed face and says

was thinking.

I heard cuisine.

That's what I thought. I was like, what we're going to be eating is peas and

paper towels for the next three days.

That's what I'm saying.

Whenever she, like, pulls up the thing to her nose, can you make sure you get

that in the shot?

Because when she, you know... Was it jonesing?

Jonesing too hard for nicotine?

Bezo goes about searching the house for means to open the many locked doors

without luck.

Bashir presses him for admitting he is an atheist. It's about this time that I,

at least, heard that Bezo was the owner of the official fish tank discord and

signed off an announcement retiring.

in his role today by saying that if he had to moderate the nut jobs in there

one more season, he would feel like a fish himself.

I love that this fucker's on the Stoics. Oh my God, he's got a little Hanukkah

candle. I have not heard that, but thank you.

He's very handsome.

The fish gather together in the den and have two separate conversations.

With agnostic Bezo and devout Bashir having a confrontational back and forth

about God while the others talk about music, Jet asks the fish to use separate

rooms for separate conversations, and Bezo cheerfully invites Bashir to go

about God in the dorm alone.

Hold on, we're about to give you the direction.

Oh, appreciate it, man.

You know the way to Mecca, Van?

You know the way to eat?

You gotta do this, because it, um, and then you have to put it flat on like a

table, or else it's going to, uh, be messed up. Sorry.

Okay. It's flat.

You're supposed

to repeat

after Emma.

A barista from Milwaukee arrives next.

She seems a little quiet and gentle, but introduces herself primarily as a fan

of horror fiction.

I like Emma because she's pretty similar to me, just right off the bat. She

likes horror movies.

She's got a chilled vibe.

Is that a birthmark? Yes. It looks like a heart.

It is. That's crazy.

I always thought it looked more like the Superman symbol, but yes.

Withdrawal for Vicky and Anissa seems to set in at the same time. By 3 p .m.,

every word Bashir says seems to be pissing Anissa off.

Unsure of when the store will be open, production sets up a hamster vape for

fish to tide them over.

Don't let it come loose.

Please. What is that? Please.

No shit.

Landon, the college janitor, arrives from Wisconsin.

Bashir, seeing himself as higher in the autism hierarchy, requests Landon

retrieve his vape. from where it has been taped on the bar.

Now, when your flight landed, did you say, landed, just landed?

I taped my vape onto the counter. Could you go get it for me?

Tape on the counter?

No, the vape is taped on the counter. Could you just go get it for me? I would

just appreciate it.

All right.

He's not on the counter, right?

It's actually, I think it was upstairs.

Do you want me to show you the bedroom? I'll give you a pillow, and I'm sure we

can get you another blanket.

Um, but you're in, like, center. Ooh.

In the room, safe. We're all surrounding you, kind of like it's, like, a wagon

circle. I've already established that.

Are you sure you don't want to sleep here? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.

Okay. No worries. I mean, you can test it out. How would you want to sleep

there? The worst thing he found while he was cleaning up.

Probably just a toilet reeking with shit.

Yeah.

The fish gather in the bar, and some serious glad -handing begins.

JD, serving as a calming chaser to Bashir, has earned him the widest circle

far, as his sociability has helped him connect with everyone at least once.

I like JD because he's just nice.

It doesn't seem like he's going to backstab me. Bashir's pushiness has made

extremely controversial.

And as he maneuvers around the room, he attempts to find a scapegoat in Landon,

which just makes Landon look persecuted.

It reads to me like he's bullying Landon a little bit.

And I think on his first entrance, that's not really fair to him. I think

understanding the social layout is really important, especially on day one.

think everybody should be able to look around them and assess the personalities

of their fellow contestants.

You told the person who doesn't drink for religious reasons to pray for

I would imagine that.

Well, my God turns water into wine. He already does that. I don't know what he

can do. I don't like wine.

I believe in Jesus Christ. If Jesus can turn water into wine, Muhammad can turn

water into vodka. He can do something.

It doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way? First of all, I don't

it's possible.

Write that down. Drop that down. With God, anything is possible.

Look, man.

It's going to be a crush for you.

What is?

Liquor on this show.

We should all be like Landon. Landon doesn't drink.

I hear you drink, man.

To have fun.

Well, not a lot.

Sorry. You're just really nervous.

Birthday drive.

You're just really nervous.

Look at Landon.

So are we.

In the middle ground, Bezo admits to James Drake that he has a

boyfriend who works as a DJ.

And Drake negotiate a lost walkie in exchange for a case of Red Bull.

Let's go for James Drake.

The boys get together to feed Landon pizza, which he doesn't like.

And slowly everyone takes turns guessing what the picky eater actually enjoys.

Chicken nuggets?

Yes. I've never had a vegetable, just that.

You've never had it?

No. Okay, I know you like cheese. A burrito with beans and cheese.

I never had a bean. Never had a bean.

Never had a bean? Yes. Never had a bean.

Fish Tank's first double contestant from Arizona is brought upstairs.

So Ashley and Haley, we want to do bingo and bongo, which I know sounds

ridiculous, but... So you're going to be bingo and you're going to be bongo.

You guys vape? Yeah. Just me.

Okay.

What's up, guys? What's up?

That's interesting.

Production explains that the pair will be competing as one contestant, I

implying that if one is eliminated, they both are. Haley, otherwise known as

Bingo, has a more angular face, and Bongo, also known as Ashley, is slightly

taller and more outspoken. They agree that because there's no more beds,

share a couch. The twins barely enunciate when speaking to one another.

giving an effect of seeming deaf.

Bashir asserts that Bongo is the evil twin because she is fatter. Yin would be

slimmer and Yang would be less slim. So I think that you would be Yin and you

would be Yang.

Is that on the black one? Probably, yeah.

No, you're the white one. She's the black one. We've been always trying to

figure that out. We've always been trying to figure that out. Okay, there

go. We'll hear where he is and see his game.

And then takes off to pray to Mecca.

Bongo suggests that the fish play hide and seek, and Anissa wins.

Bashir calls the idea dumb and opts out. He buys in on the second round and

makes amends with Landon in the jacuzzi.

gifting him a pair of his sunglasses.

Charity, a nurse living in Los Angeles, arrives last.

Wow, this is like an MTV house.

Wow, this is so cool.

She laughs at very little provocation, describes herself as a Filipina Cindy

Lauper, and brought her own microphone.

I feel privileged to be here, and I'm very excited to be in this pimped -out

living room.

This is not an escape room, but I feel that anything can happen.

Yeah, I'm the bag lady, so... And this is my juice.

And I don't know where everyone is watching, but hello, everybody!

I'm Charity Kabiko, and...

Once all the fish are settled, the host arrives.

By the way, you guys are about to meet your host!

I was actually driving watching you guys which I shouldn't be doing but I wanted

to get to know everybody so welcome to fish tank welcome to my house there's

some strict rules that we got going on if you even step foot Out of that door,

you're disqualified immediately.

When I pulled up here, I thought they were playing a prank on me, but there

like this big giant black snake that I almost stepped on, and it wasn't moving.

I'm like, oh, they're just fucking me with a fake snake. And then I'm like,

shit, that thing is real.

Good luck.

Oh, good.

Well, you know me with snakes.

While the fish buzz about meeting Bam, He takes Charity upstairs to introduce

himself, where she explains she's been on several MTV shows already.

You're on that show next on MTV, right? Yes.

Next one is make sure you're okay.

Next.

Oh, snap.

We're split three. Was that your famous fall?

Yeah. It was very viral.

I was on a show called Jackass.

Oh, that's with Doug Knoxville. Yeah, exactly. I'm banned from that.

I'm sorry.

I don't even eat like the Filipino.

Oh, yeah.

I can't do it. Yeah, they eat shit that moves over there.

Bezo describes himself as a troll, an artist, and a gamer.

Did you say troll?

Troll, yeah. Like troll? Oh, yeah, troll. Online troll, yeah.

And says he will game the show as well. He tells Bam about getting a kid kicked

out of school when asked what his most embarrassing experience was and tells

about his boyfriend when asked what the best day of his life is.

I know he loves video games, which he's not going to be able to have unless he

goes to the video game room. Bam calls the twins cuckoo. They retreat to the

jacuzzi together and talk strategy as twins.

Bingo asserts she doesn't want to get to know anyone because bonding would make

it harder to betray people.

Bongo worries that not integrating will lose them allies.

Want to read it out loud?

Once I got fucked upside the ass in Nebraska, I got this shitty ass tattoo.

Vicky and Bam abandon the question structure a little as she's pretty

with Bam, talking to him about his dad's love of Elvis and what it's like to be

embarrassed by things you don't remember doing while blacked out. Big time.

Ever since I was born, I swear to God, like...

No Bruce Springsteen, no Stones, no Beatles, no Death Left, nothing.

It's just Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, and I do not know.

Howie's not sick of that by now. Like, had a good time at Iron Hill Brewery?

Iron Hill Brewery? Then you went to Kildare's, pissed all over the window,

then you went over to fucking Pita Pit, your band for life, because you didn't

feel like waiting for the banter line because it was their grand opening. Oh,

God. And then you got into a fistfight with somebody, and Buddy Bill beat up

guy for you. Now Buddy Bill's in jail. We have to go bail him out, and now you

can never get a pita again.

Anissa, who the fish have been calling Anus, and Bam make a visually matching

pair. She mentions her parents are watching her son Owen. So J .D.

Oh, he's the villain guy, yeah.

J .D. says he likes Drake the best, but lists half the house while listing his

friends, and says Bashir has been starting shit, not him.

He needs to, like, face towards Mecca and pray five times a day, but they've

been kind of leaning into it and just playing it up. Yeah, because that's the

rule that they're rolling to break, because he said it's a religious matter

he has to play that song, I think, five times.

A day? I've never seen so much turquoise on a man.

Drake says, as an actor with a production company, he was at South by

the same year that Bam was there.

Drake tells Bam the best day of his life was in Alaska after his divorce.

I was real sad, and I went to Alaska, and I actually was thinking about, like,

just ending it. I climbed up this mountain, man, and I looked down.

The smell and everything was so silent and quiet.

I don't know, it gave me my life back. The happiest part of my life is

descending from that mountain. That's really cool.

Landon says it's hard to pinpoint his most embarrassing moment because he has

lot of them, but that his best day ever was getting his janitorial job.

Landon says he will focus on observing everyone and isn't too concerned if he

doesn't win. Bashir says he likes Landon and Vicky a lot, despite his teasing.

Surprisingly... Bam finds lots of Muslim things to connect with Bashir about.

One of my favorite musicians is from Azerbaijan. It sounds really similar.

His name is Alim Qasimov. I love Alim Qasimov. I swear to God. His daughter, I

know, just to prove I know who you're talking about, his daughter has the

and she sings with him.

So, man, I do.

Yogurt of that, I kill in the woods with that. I play that for my dogs and

they're just like a complete piece. What's your nationality? Because it

like you got some like Viking Scandinavian at the same time.

I'm Minnesotan and Syrian.

I guess the Minnesotan part. And also, I'm actually 25 % Syrian.

Like, Damascus. There is a moment brimming with anticipation when Bashir

to decode the script on a sentimental ring that Bam's shaman gave him, but he

fails. Well, my shaman, he wrote the name Yaya, because I just did it to make

him laugh.

He's like, so what tattoo did you get? He's like, you got my name. Damn. Look

that. That's Native American, too. Yeah, turquoise blingin' over here. Oh,

they're right there, too.

Turquoise, man.

I did not know this about you. I did not know this about you. That's awesome.

Somehow all this bling and shaman shit seems familiar.

At least 90 % of the audience would kill to have someone wise who is a mentor in

their life. How many people want to come here to have a certain person be their

mentor? Right.

Bam announces the Ice Counting Challenge as the first opportunity for the fish

to earn money. The Ice Counting Challenge!

TTS is turned on for the first time, mainly seeking to throw off everyone's

counting and deliver a homosexuality diagnosis to everyone but Bezo, who

knew that.

Sally, being so used to Wisconsin weather, this is nothing to me. This is

to melt by the time you're done.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'll give it back.

They're probably going to weigh it.

Charity, what do you like?

Tapes and CDs?

What happened?

You didn't even wash yourself before praying, you fake Muslim!

It's called being in a state of purity.

Icky Vicky.

Life is icky.

Icky Vicky.

Life is icky.

Icky Vicky.

Count the fucking ice, you ginger Muslim faggot. Count the fucking ice, you

ginger Muslim faggot. I did.

Count the fucking ice, you ginger Muslim faggot. Landon asserts he collected 350

pieces of ice for his diligence and accuracy.

Jet rewards him with a cash prize.

Most of you are going to get your first jobs tomorrow.

With the money you have, look around. How much money is in your pocket? Maybe

you're landed. Maybe you lied until you counted the most dice.

Maybe you grabbed most of the money that bands were on the floor.

You have a job, and it can go wrong. You can flub your money for the day.

Let's say Anissa is running the shop. If somebody shoplifts and she doesn't see

it, She forfeits her daily wage for that day. Somebody's probably going to pull

some money together to get a vape.

It's only $50.

But that's how... $50 for the vape?

Really? Damn!

And only $3 for some fucking beef jerky? Jed explains that whoever has the most

Stoics in four days will get a bullet.

When you have the bullet.

You get a paintball gun and you get to shoot anybody you want. And get them out

of the show.

In four days time.

Who's doing the best?

So far.

Emma. It looks like Landon. The night sinks its teeth into two fish.

Vicky complains production offered to let her pack Kratom because she uses it

medication. and says it is unfair of them to withhold it in the store.

She calls production liars. She discovers she can afford it easily when

opens, but worries the audience will think she is an addict.

Yet, she admits that tomorrow, if she didn't get her kratom, she would have

sick.

Bezo.

sets about trying to offend Bashir on his faith, offering to put pork in his

food, calling him a sex tourist, and questioning his prophet's relationship

a nine -year -old. You can't inform me about this verse?

No. Anything confident it exists?

Or this passage?

I don't know. This passage?

Yes. What do you mean?

In the book?

The Muslim book?

The Muslim book? Yes.

There's a passage in the Muslim book? Apparently about a nine -year -old.

Damn. TTS takes Bezo down a peg after he claims he'll send his boyfriend after

Bashir if Bashir gets violent.

In confessional, Bezo admits he expected to get more hate, but credits being

able to hide in Bashir's shadow.

He calls Vicky and says he has an energy he can bring out online that he

isn't sure he can bear in person. The audience successfully catches JD

Pocky, and the vape from the counter has also gone missing.

Jet decides to employ the twins to issue tickets to the thieves.

Using their combined brain power, they almost find JD ten times more than they

were supposed to.

What do you mean?

What did I do?

And assert that Landon's stuffed pocket contains a vape. It was just full of

something normal.

Five different colors of headband.

J .D. tells Drake it's no big deal to keep stealing as long as they don't get

caught again. When Vicky is fined, she argues with Jet that it was production's

job to confiscate the vape. It all never came up.

Y 'all should have noticed. That's not on me.

Well, you just worry about doing your job.

I don't think that's on me.

You just worry about paying the fine.

I don't think that's on me. I don't think I need to pay that fine, dude. But

dismisses her complaint as she starts on another tirade about everything being

unfair. Drake and JD had planned to help Vicky purchase her Kratom, but she was

ungrateful and overstepped with Drake in return. Drake questions why JD

pressured him to help her at all. You know, I'd honestly prefer more just to,

you know, make a good connection with people here and just have fun with that.

And, you know, I will fuck them over.

Honestly, it was a competition, but it was weird to not to like to do the whole

like Let's pull our money together and get Vicki her Kratom guys. No, but that

was just it day one. We're gonna get more money.

Holy shit. It's John Stamos.

Me? When it slips in tonight, don't scream.

I think we're in for the next couple of days and also, I don't know.

Not piss off Landon?

Landon's gonna win. My guy's never had beans.

JD says, despite his pick -me attitude and over -friendliness.

Sorry about if I was kind of being pick -me -ish. I don't know. I thought I was

gay when I was a kid, but that was just because, like, I was just so fucking in

survival mode.

The twins.

Creep me the fuck out.

And, oh, for all the MSM's, like, she has way more acne than, like, y 'all

thimps. Uh, I know you guys are working with a low -risk candidate.

I'm here to have fun. I'm here to be nice to people.

Fuck them over in competitions. Deal with it. I'm just gonna try to see how

I can push the rules and whether or not, you know, fucking with semantics will,

uh, help me win some shit.

I'm gonna go get the fucking gay -ass pedophile Mohammed.

Windfeather, Bashir, bitch -ass fucking ponytail.

You guys go tear up a new asshole.

Have fun. Just like Muhammad tore a six -year -old's new asshole.

Nigga, you look like Potter Green.

JD, you look like a Mr.

Meaty character.

Thank you. Why you look like that, Moonega?

Stop it.

Don't look at me. You look like Mika, the Muppet character.

You're also a snake -fork -tongued faggot, Jew.

But it's funnier that you look like Beaker. You look like a beat -ass Billy

Island. Vicky's rampage continues throughout the house.

In the kitchen, the TV makes fun of Vicky for appearing to have herpes.

Bezo follows her, doubling up on the TTS, questioning why she got this drunk.

You literally made a comment about my fucking coochie, man. That is weird.

Yes, you did.

Can you not?

I am so over your fucking coochie.

She asserts that production shouldn't have put an expensive knife set in the

kitchen.

So I guess she might have seen prison after all.

And I literally asked you guys kindly to not... Everybody else just doesn't give

a fuck. What are you saying to me?

What do you mean you're saying to me? And they just feel bad for you. They

want to say anything.

Shut up!

You got a love letter.

I don't care, dude.

Fuck all of you. Production, everyone.

I think you look better with a smile.

I think you'd make everybody happy if you had a smile on your face.

A big happy present.

Vicky declares she wants to go home, finally activating Landon.

These people are going to shit on you day in and day out.

I know these people.

I know you.

I do not care, bro.

Guess what? I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't want this in my face.

Leave me the fuck alone.

Dude,

what the fuck is happening right now?

Literally, what is happening?

The fish talk about whether they would shoot her if they won the bullet. J .D.

says he would shoot the twins. I'm considering whether or not they're going

give me two bullets for both of them. But many others say Vicky is the one

would target.

When she's ready to emerge from the bathroom, she quickly retrieves her bags

heads. Upstairs.

This is where I'm going to fucking sleep.

Rather than out the door.

Don't talk about me. Don't think about me. Don't acknowledge me.

Everybody's eating alone.

Look at me and all those pieces of fucking shit.

Fuck all those pieces of shit.

She lets J .D., Landon, and Emma visit, although the prevailing reason they want

her downstairs is because charity can make $16 if everyone shows up to eat a

meal she cooked.

This is reality.

This is reality.

I

don't

want you here can you leave?

I overheard that.

Because if you leave right now, we can do the Tinder challenge without you. Get

your bags and go.

Out of the house.

You said it yourself.

I think this is not a productive place for your mind.

Just go away, man.

Do I need to physically get you out?

Let's not resort to that. If you grab me or punch me, that's assault.

That's a crime.

Oh, really? Go to jail.

I would charge you. A rabid ass bitch that's lost her damn mind.

Yeah, that's not even true. So please go away.

Drake visits and apologizes for taking offense that she called Bezo a faggot

because I guess his feelings were hurt about it. Hey, get up.

Bezo Jew.

Bezo Jew.

Bezo Jew.

Bezo Jew.

Bezo Jew.

So you're not mad that I said the word faggot?

Because, look, dude, I wasn't trying to call the only gay dude faggot. I was

just saying faggot as a defense mechanism to anyone who was trying to

over. And he was trying to fuck me over. I forgot that he was even gay, dude. I

don't know how we got here. He said creepy as shit to me, dude.

He was talking about my private parts.

That's creepy.

That's weird.

Okay? Were you actually mad that I said the word faggot?

Did it bother you that much? That's weird that it bothered you. What I care

about is my fellow contestants calling my name so I can come over and point and

laugh at patients with me on the screen.

Could you imagine if that was you?

And everyone's just pointing and laughing at you. Vanessa visits to ask

come downstairs, ruining the redemptive moment.

We have some food if you want to come eat. Give me five minutes.

I'm not going down there.

Oh, but we have to win a challenge.

I'm not going down.

So that's the only reason.

No, no.

Fuck all of you. I'm not going down there.

She accurately calls out that they're only visiting to force her to eat

for money.

You don't actually care at all.

You're only up here trying to get me to go down there for some challenge.

So guess what? No, I'm not going down there.

Drake also harbors a grudge because she tried to leverage the walkie talkie he

found for Kratom. I think that you've been a little selfish.

How? We had an agreement.

What agreement? It was like an immediate, like, reaction.

Me to go, the Wastaki MI -20. And that was selfish. You know what?

I'll fucking shake on it and agree that that was selfish.

That was selfish.

I'm glad that it found out that it was only a dollar per pill.

But you know what? That was selfish. And when you went, wait, what do you mean?

I realized that that was kind of like, oh, wait, I changed things. I realized

that, okay? I'm very self -aware.

You know what?

I was speaking out of, like, I don't really know how else to say it,

I hate it all. It's all very bothersome.

Victoria's brief visit downstairs to comply with a police visit completes the

challenge for everyone, so Drake leaves her for the night. J .D. follows her

back upstairs, saying he doesn't want to leave her crying alone. He encourages

her to speak to Landon to ask him to remove Bezo.

I've been where you have been emotionally.

And, yeah, I don't want you sitting with her alone. And they were like, oh, we

need a fucking sacrificial lamb. And it shouldn't have been you because you are

wonderful and I would like to get to know you better.

I don't think I need to go there.

Bingo.

Bongo bingo.

Bingo bongo bingo.

Bongo bingo.

Bingo bongo bingo.

Bingo.

Bingo.