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Oh, career day.

Oh my gosh, I can't believe I've waited this long. I have no idea what I'm going

to do.

What can I do for career day? What do I want to do in general? What do I like?

I like makeup.

I could be a makeup artist.

Makeup artist? Where could I be a makeup artist?

They're terrible.

What about a salon?

That's not a bad idea.

All right.

Salon for me.

What about a spa? There we go.

Oh, this one's close by. Spa City.

Maybe I'll go pay them a visit.

Perfect.

Hey. Hi. Excuse me.

I noticed that your lobby was empty. I just have a couple questions for you

because I have this report due tomorrow for career day.

And I just wanted to ask you a couple questions. Slow down.

Clue. You didn't see the close sign? The door should be locked.

I'm sorry. No, I didn't. I just need to talk to a makeup artist for a couple of

minutes. It's for this project. It'll be really quick.

I procrastinated. It's due tomorrow.

Let me just hold on a sec.

Sadly, all the makeup artists left, so there's only me. And I'm doing some last

-minute work, some books and such.

Because of that, I'm only a makeup or a massage therapy show. They all left, so

you're not in any luck.

If you could just lay yourself down, that would be great.

Alright, thank you.

Alright.

Alright, hold on, wait.

Yeah, just... If you could change your interest in the school

project from makeup artists to massage therapy, maybe I could help you. That

would be fantastic. Oh, my gosh, yeah. I love massage. Yeah.

I love getting massages. I mean, yeah.

That would be great.

But I don't have a lot of time. No, no.

That's fine. So I'll take you into the bag, show you a little bit, give you

some, you know.

That's perfect. Yeah, I just. Insight on how we, what we do as massage

therapists. That would be. That would be wonderful. That's exactly what I need.

Okay. All right. But like I said, a lot of work, so we can't be that long. Okay.

No problem.

All right. All right.

Follow me.

Thank you so much.

These days, my goodness.

So, this is the area. The massage area.

Okay.

It's kind of laid out in zen -like feng shui for relaxation, obviously.

Okay. What we're going to do is have a seat right here.

So, here's what we'll do. We'll go over a few things and then you can kind of

interview me. But what you want to do is your client comes in.

I want to see if you have any problem areas or stress or pain of any sort.

way you can concentrate on that area or stay away from that area. Okay.

Okay, so you might want to write that down.

Yeah. There you go. All right.

So, why don't you interview me as though I was the... Okay, perfect. So, thank

you for coming in. philosophy today.

I'm going to be your masseuse. Do you have any problem areas like your

or your legs or your back? Any specific tension in places you'd like me to stay

away from or give extra attention to?

My lower back.

Your lower back, like right in here?

Yeah, that's good.

Oh,

right there. I gotcha.

What about your arms? Are your arms okay?

Yeah, my arms feel good.

All right, perfect.

Well, then I'll go ahead and leave the room, and you can put on a towel, and

I'll be right back, and we'll start your massage.

Okay, well, you actually don't have to leave the room. I got some underwear, so

I'll just pretend.

Okay, cool.

All right.

So, I would come, you would come back in the room, I would be here, and then you

would, go ahead, then you would, you'd be in scrubs like, like I had on. Okay.

And then you would, come on out here, and you would, uh,

put this on.

Okay, that's good.

Okay,

then you would ask me to.

Okay, can you please lay down on the table for me? Sounds good. Then, at that

point, I would, just like that.

And then you would proceed to fold the towel in half.

Okay. And then put it on my back.

One more time.

There we go.

There we go.

Well, that's good and all, but if you're going to be massaging my back, you

would want to lower it down to my glutes.

Oh. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah.

Because at that point, the person would be undressed and you wouldn't want to

cover them.

Oh, okay.

All right.

And then some oil?

Yeah, if you could put some oil. Just a couple little squirts. Gotcha.

There you go.

Cool.

And then just based upon what I said about some problem areas or some tender

areas, you would concentrate on those and stay away from those.

Okay.

That feels good.

What are you doing?

Oh, I thought I'd just, you know, kind of climb on top.

No, you don't really... Here, you don't... That's not how we... Oh.

Okay.

That would kind of be a little unusual there.

Oh, I gotcha.

I have a feeling I'm going to get an A on my project for career day. Thanks so

much for helping me out.

Don't forget to take notes if you need to. Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine. I got it. I

got it.

Strong hand.

Oh, thanks.

Very useful in massage therapy.

Of course you would have to go to school to learn all the proper muscle groups,

but

For a new training you're doing very good Should

I move down to your legs?

Yeah

Hold on.

Yeah? That's really not proper technique, actually. That's

Oh. Massage therapy, yeah, that's not... So that's a no -no, don't do that?

Yeah, that's not really a proper technique. Okay.

Let's turn around.

So, um, when should I turn you over?

Well, you know, after you've done the back and the legs.

Oh. I don't want to do it again.

You'll ask the client to turn over and then... Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Okay, so now I hold the towel up and I'll turn up. Okay.

All right.

Actually,

what you want to do is the next time you hold the towel from this way.

Oh, so I don't see their hard -on like yours?

No, you're not supposed to see that.

Does that mean I'm doing a good job?

Yeah. Well, you're doing a good job, but not doing a hard -on.

Oh, so if I do a good job for other guys on their massages, that'll happen too,

right?

No. Or maybe.

No? I don't know.

Let's move on.

Oh. Most of the time you'll just hold the cow because the guys will be naked

you'll be hard on. It's not really supposed to happen. Yeah.

Wait, what? You know, like a happy ending? No, no, no.

But they do that in some places, right?

Happy endings? Well, yeah, but not here. This is like a proper massage therapy

spa.

Well, I mean... Unlike those places, sure.

Well, you're already tired.

You could just show me.

No, I can't show you. What are you talking about? Show you. What are you

Stop. I just want to see it. No. Yeah.

Typically, guys would want to see girls naked. Not a girl would want to see...

For all I know, you might have a penis. No, I don't. See?

See? I can't believe... Now, you've seen mine. Now, show me yours.

No, I can't show you mine. Show me yours. What are you doing?

Come on.

Oh, you... What are you doing? Come on.

Wait. I promise to meet you. I promise.

Three whole months. You can check my ID. I promise.

Look, okay.

I can't believe this. Look.

If you...

If I show you my penis, would you promise to leave? I told you I got work

I promise, yeah, you'll get rid of me.

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, it's really fair. You see mine, show me yours.

No, not like that. No, what are you doing? The whole thing.

Come on.

Yeah. Well, you saw mine? Come on. It's already hard.

Oh, come on. I just want to see it. Please?

Have you never seen a penis before?

Not in real life.

Like movies and stuff.

Movies? Yeah, like porn.

Okay, okay, okay.

If I show you, you're not supposed to leave.

Oh, my gosh. It's so big.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

I can't believe I'm touching a real penis right now.

You've never touched a penis. No.

You're so nice.

Geez. Thanks.

You're welcome.

You're fascinated with it, aren't you? A little bit.

So, can I kiss it?

Like, all my friends give blowjobs all the time. Can I kiss it, please? No, you

can't kiss it.

No, no, no, I promise. If you just let me kiss it, I'll leave.

Get back to work and go. It's right here.

It's right here.

Please. The plug is there, Jed.

Come on.

It's right here. All right.

Just kiss it, and then I got to go back to work.

Mwah.

Oh, I can't believe it. I can't believe I just blew you. Now I can tell all my

friends I gave my first blowjob. You didn't blow me. That's not a blowjob.

do you mean?

That's not a blowjob? No.

Blowjob is more.

You don't just kiss it like that. It's like kissing a... A trophy or something

when you win it or something.

Well, how do you do it?

You just, you simulate as though it was me sliding it into your vagina.

Like, you know, your mouth would be wet.

Well, can I try that?

Stop her on it and you can master jerk it off and stuff like that.

You don't even know what that is? That's what you're doing right now. You're

jerking it off.

Well, you should totally let me blow you though. No, because now I'm going to be

a liar. I have to tell my friends that I really blew you because I didn't do it

right the first time.

Now you have to let me.

Okay, okay. Yeah?

Yes. Yeah? Okay, perfect. I just want to do this right. Give me a second.

I can't believe this happened.

I've got work to do.

This is never a good... Oh, my God. What am I doing?

This is unbelievable.

What are you... buying your shirt?

My boobs are just fine. My boobs aren't good enough for you?

No, they're fine. They're nice. Okay.

Cool. I just want them.

Do I put my mouth around it?

Yeah, just like that.

Like it's your favorite lollipop. You just love the flavor of it. You can't

enough of it.

Since it's called a blowjob, what part do I blow on it?

No, no, no.

It's a secret speech, I guess.

Not necessarily like blowing on it. You don't blow on it. It's more like a...

Like there's a prize that comes out of it later if you do a good job, okay

Like that?

Yeah. Yeah? Come on.

You like that? Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Am I doing a good job?

Yeah. You're doing really good. Oh, okay.

What are you doing with this thing? You're like hiding from me. Geez.

Are you sure you're 18?

Mm -hmm. You can check my ID.

I brought it with me.

Are you sure you're 18? I've never done this before.

Oh, I'm sure.

I've seen, like, porn, though. And I watch a lot of it. And I practice on,

carrots and stuff.

Carrots? Mm -hmm.

Practice makes perfect.

I guess you've probably never done it before.

What?

I thought you never asked.

Asked what?

Well, I mean, I haven't done it before, but I would love to.

No, what are you doing?

Yeah. No, we're not doing it. I was just saying, you've probably never had sex

before. No, I haven't. That's why I'm so excited.

Look.

No, no, no. You have to. You have to now. Don't go back on your word. No, I'm

not. My word, I didn't ask.

I didn't say we were going to have sex. Come on.

I can't believe this is happening. Come on, it's the end of the deal. And then

I'll leave, I promise. And then I promise I'll leave.

And you're hurting hard.

If you sold it, then you wanted to suck it. Now you want to fuck it.

What else could there be left for me to do after that? I promise.

Oh, my God.

I promise.

The next thing you're going to ask me is if I can put it in your ass.

You can stick it in my ass?

You can put those there?

No.

different places, but we're not going to do that. Oh.

We're just here.

Yeah.

Just normal sex. I'm good with just normal sex. Normal sex. Yeah.

You're so excited.

Yeah.

Aren't you excited?

Well, yeah, I mean. Yeah? It looks like you're excited.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Excited to get back to work. I got a lot of work to do. I promise you'll be

loved. I can't be if you want to be.

I

can't

believe I let you talk me into fucking you. Yeah.

Oh, it's so big.

Mmm.

Oh, it feels so good.

Yeah? Yeah.

It does feel good.

Yeah, yeah

What do I do?

Here, lay on your back. Let's start with that.

I'm gonna know

Well, today's been a pretty good day for me. I had sex for the first time. I can

finish my report now.

I have a new boyfriend.

We just had sex.

And only sex.

We're not boyfriend -girlfriend. No.

But you're... You're supposed to only have sex with people you love, right?

That's how it's supposed to be.

Yeah. Or no. But we're not in love. We're not boyfriend -girlfriend. We're

in love.

We just... Fuck.

Oh. Yeah.

You asked me to... We... We... Can't say.

Oh. You're... You promised me you'd leave. Can't say that.

So... Hurry.

Well... It's good.

I have a lot of work to get...

Well, I'll see you tomorrow then. Have a good day. All right.

Fuck.

Wait.

Hold on a sec.

I should give you my number. Maybe we could work.