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I'm just saying, I think we need a new dynamic.

I mean, we could always improve.

Yeah, yeah. See, I like the attitude.

We stay progressive. Our new candidates for teammates will be a

Croft and a Hartz.

What's that?

Yeah,

Kira Croft and Nikki Hartz. We'll be hearing a little bit.

No,

no, no, no.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's going to be fine.

You're totally ready for this.

I don't know. I don't know.

We're girls. What if they don't, like, let us, you know, do the tryouts?

Of course they will. A, we're girls.

And B, it's 2018.

That's crazy.

I don't know. I'm kind of nervous.

You didn't practice or anything?

No, not really.

I'm sure Bill.

I'll show you. I'll show you. Just follow my lead. Let's go.

You got to understand, they say they know more about football than we expect.

know some of y 'all don't think girls should be on the field. Maybe some other

balls, but not football. No, no, no.

We're going to see what they can do. I ain't never seen nothing like that.

Coach, come on.

I'm positive about this.

It's going to bring a great change to us.

We're going to figure it out. That's why we have a little semi -trial right now

about that.

But you know what?

You know what? We'll see what happens. Maybe they'll be on special teams.

Special teams. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Whatever, Coach.

Okay, just trust me.

Oh, here it is. Right here.

Thank you for coming.

Right now this is fine for right now because we just don't see what your

are a little bit

I'll fill drills and judge y 'all and see what your flexibility and your skill

set really is.

Before we get into that,

you know, since you obviously misunderstood what I meant by football,

you know about football?

Well, we went to the store to get our outfits and we asked for football.

I know a player named Tom

Hanks. Tom Hanks. What's he play for?

I know another one. Adam Sandler.

Okay, we'll let him pass.

Hold on, hold on.

It doesn't matter what we know about football. We can prove it.

You can prove it? Okay.

This is what I want you to do right now.

We're going to start off with your upper body strength. I want to see you do at

least like five push -ups. Can you do that for me?

Get up.

Oh, she got the arch right here. Yeah, we'll hold that. Oh, okay. She's going

out with the arch. Hold on, see.

See, look at that. Damn. A little strong over there. Oh, see. A little strong

right there. A little 42 was over there. I know.

Okay. She got the girl. Okay.

No, no, no.

You got this. You got this. Okay, see. Look. Did they do good?

Yeah. Okay, we like that. Okay, that was good. That was good. Okay, okay.

How's your activity?

Oh, look at this.

Oh, look at this. Oh, quickly.

I still got this. This is agility.

This is what we're going to do for agility.

This way the ball goes, you guys have to move. So if I bring the ball this way,

you've got to move this way. If I bring the ball this way, you've got to move

this way, okay? We follow the ball. You ready?

Chop your feet. You've got to get ready. You've got to get ready.

You've got to get ready. You've got to get ready.

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

This way. This way.

This way.

This way. This way. Fast.

You've got to go fast. You've got to go fast.

So when I come this way, then y 'all can run past me. So we're going to go this

way, this way. And when I go like this, y 'all run past me, okay?

This way.

This way.

This way.

Go, go, go.

Okay, all right, all right.

Okay.

Good.

They follow direction. Good. Okay.

When I say hike, you give me the ball.

Oh, no.

You got to stay like that if you get this right. No, no, no.

We're going to try her one real quick. Let her decide.

Give her the ball. See if she can try.

You got to think we're okay.

Okay. Good position. Good position. Not a nice position. I guess in football,

you got a nice position.

I know you guys touch it. It'd be like that.

That means good job. That means good job.

Good job.

You're going to hike. One, two, three, hike.

Oh, much better.

Good job.

Good job. Good job.

Yay. Good job.

Good job.

Yay. Good job. Good job.

I'm thinking here, let's see, what's that little bit? I mean, your speed.

Reflex and all that was pretty good, much better than I expected, to tell you

the truth.

But I think we might put you in at... The end. Yeah,

she is definitely the end. And we're going to put you on the center.

We're going to let you play offense and defense.

This is what we're going to do.

I think...

We need the secondary.

Check the stamina. Check the stamina.

We got to go inside for that.

You go ahead and get her started. I'm going to finish with her over

here. We're going to take her and check her out first.

We're going to have you come in afterwards.

We'll be back.

It's okay, because this is what we got to do one -on -one.

Okay. It's okay.

You're in. You're in, though. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Definitely, yeah. It won't

that long. It's okay.

Okay. All right, fellas. Now, there we go. Yeah.

Yeah. Got to check your stamina.

Okay. I think it requires you to get ready.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Get ready. Get ready.

All right.

Why not?

Turn around.

Wow. Right down there.

Oh.

Oh, you meant this kind of stand -up. Yeah. Okay.

You want to be part of the team, right?

Yeah.

You ain't never had no girl in the team.

Yeah. There's a little market on the new venture right here, fellas, I told you.

That's right, bro.

Work your way in.

There's so many.

Supposedly.

I won't get to turn.

Open your mouth wide.

There we go.

She's working, man. She's working.

Stamina, man.

Stamina.

She's got that awareness.

That's right.

Good girl. Just like that.

There you go. Then you're going to turn around and do the same thing with these

two dicks, okay? Turn all the way around.

Turn around.

Go back and forth.

Back and forth.

Go to that one. Go back and forth.

It's part of training. Yeah, he does. See how fast he was better than I get

the dick.

Yeah. Now you're going around.

Keep going around.

Yeah. A couple strokes apiece. A couple strokes apiece.

Yeah, a couple strokes apiece.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. Good girl.

See how fast she can get around.

Make you dizzy.

It's called a spin drill.

It's called a spin drill.

How much can you get back there?

I don't know.

yes yes

I'm about to get some turns over here.

Let's see.

Thank you.

Who's next?

Who's next? Huh?

Who's next?

Come get it.

I didn't know you meant these kind of drills.

Thriller. Yeah, drill my little pussy.

Thriller, coach.

Got to wake it up.

Here.

Look at that.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. It's so creamy.

Oh, my God.

What's that?

He's cleaning it.

So much good crack.

I'm going to see how you hike.

There you go.

Back? Yeah, just like that. Back it up some more.

Yeah, there you go.

I'm going to let you hike.

There you go.

Yeah, that's right there. Uh -huh.

Yeah, hike that motherfucker up there. There we go.

Yes.

Yes.

Hey, hey.

Open the door.

Your cup is so f***ing long.

Come

on,

your cup.

There you go.

That couldn't work.

There you go.

Uh huh, uh huh.

Put the knees together.

Just like that.

There we go.

You can see that.

I was talking about it ten minutes before.

There we go.

That's all you want.

You can do more.

It's all right.

You can do more? Yeah.

I've got other holes that you can use.

We're going to see how well she stays in the pocket.

Jackal. Jackal.

This is it.

I'm going to test you right now.

It's going to be real tight.

It's on.

Let me see some of that.

That's it. There you go.

Coach, I know you got to play for it. Yeah.

I think you did the quarterback sneak on that already, though.

You quarterback sneak?

Yeah. You quarterback sneak? Yeah.

You quarterback sneak? Yeah. You got to do that deep play.

That one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That double play? Yeah.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

You better call it on me.

All of you will get in my asshole.

You're all going to get in my little asshole.

oh fuck you're sick

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah? Uh -huh.

Fuck.

There you go.

Yeah. Throw it back some nice and slow.

Slow.

Yeah, work them out.

Arch is the one. Let me see it. That's it.

That's it.

I'm going to go long in that one. I'm trying to go fast.

Go for that deep breath. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you in the red zone, girl. Go for that score.

Oh, there you go.

There you go.

Yeah.

Go for that sack, girl. Go for that sack. There you go. Go for that sack.

Double play.

Oh, my God. Oh, double play. Perfect. Look at that hand.

Look at her.

Yeah.

Holy God.

Oh, my

God.

Am I going to make the team?

All right. We'll see how much you can take.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh

-huh.

I'm still going to put it in my mouth. I'll take that.

Switch it just like that.

Get yourself.

Get yourself.

Right.

There we go.

There we go.

Yes.

Good job.

Good job.

Oh fuck,

I'm ready for it.

One player can't have it all. We gotta share on the team.

Team Emperor.

I'm going to give it to him on top.

Oh, you're going to reverse?

Oh,

I know. Okay.

Come on, Ty.

Face me.

Face me?

Okay.

You're going to be after that today. You're going to be after that.

Come close. Come close.

Come close.

There you go.

Hey. Come on.

He's going Euro.

Hey,

we're trying to take the lead over there, too, though. I know.

Okay. You got enough?

Let's do it.

There we go.

She's double teaming right now.

All point.

Get him. Get you something, Matt.

Someone fill up my pussy.

Get it, Matt.

Get it.

Get your order.

Let him know.

Come on.

Let it back.

I'll come to you. There we go.

Good girl.

Good girl.

You like that? Yeah, I do.

So many good cops on this team.

You love us, don't you? Yeah.

You're a franchise player, baby.

Same thing, same thing.

I hope that's the same way. Everyone gets their turn.

That's him right there.

I'm going to come just like this.

Hit her some more.

Hit her with that shit.

Don't let her.

There we go.

There you go. Oh my

God. Good shit.

Go get it.

Yeah.

Now that's that double play.

Oh,

my God.

You make my pussy sing.

We're going to teach you the National Anthem on the last one.

Yeah.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Find it.

Find it, Slim.

Get in there.

Find that deep play in the playbook, brother.

Find that place there. Find that place there.

There you go.

There you

go.

Yes, yes

I'm going to go over here.

Yeah Take that motherfucker.

You want to take her?

Uh -huh.

She's a little slut.

You want to take her? She's a little slut back.

Yeah. She's not a slut. She's a slut.

Come on.

Come on.

That's it.

I can't be too sketchy.

Even my teammates are audible.

But I'll keep it. You won't get it back.

Yes.

I'm sweating with the rain.

I'm sweating.

Coach trying to get it all in here.

Oh, fuck.

You have to wait no more. It's going to stay over there, huh? Okay, I'll take

that. This is called position right there. Oh, yeah.

That's what you do to play all sizes too.

Yeah.

Did you think he was going to do this all that time? No.

Even better.

Rocker.

That's it.

Look back at him.

There you go.

Get him.

How do you do like that?

Open your mouth up.

Open your mouth up.

Yes. There you go.

Yeah, like that. Open your mouth up. There you go. Like that.

Yeah.

Now.

Open up. Now.

That's it. That's it.

Suck that out of there.

Mm -hmm.

Can't even get it out. You dig it or something. There you go.

Open your mouth. Get it in there. There, that's it. Good boy.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

That's it. You multitask. That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh my God. You're taking so much dick, she can't even focus. I know.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Take it.

Yeah,

let's see. When I stand that back up, look at that.

Yes, baby.

We're about to do that goal line formation right now.

You about to get it now.

There you go.

Euro training.

It's possible.

oh my god

There you go. Give it to him. Die.

Fuck. Fuck.

After one.

I think we can get the crumbs out of the lollies.

We've got the shots.

I'm going to go out for it.

I'm so proud.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

You make a cut.

Turn this way.

Come on this way.

Yeah.

We really get in here

Get that ball.

There you go.

Just pause.

Go ahead and do it.

Get on your knees!

Get on your knees!

Sit down.

I love to paint a picture.

Yes.

Yes.

Don't fucking move.

Oh Fuck

You're a club coach.

Hall of Fame. Get them, coach.

Coach, can I go make the team?

Let's see how well you do this. Okay.

Beg for it.

This way.

I'm going to give you a playbook to think about.

Put this on your mind. Give it to my mom.

There you go.

Now we got to get you a nickname.

I don't know.

Cumshot. Take it all.

Take it all. Take it all the way.

Take it all.

Take it all the way.

Little squirt.

Little squirt. Little squirt. Okay.

Little squirt.

Hold up. Hold up.

Make sure your friend comes next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got to go

to the next one.

Y 'all lucky. Y 'all got a lead, man.

Oh, that's cool. Don't even say that.

I'm going to be able to get you down. Oh, good, son.

Smoked up.

Take it to the goal for me. You made the team.

Starting to keep busy and stuff like that. Okay, so we're back over here.

again, this is Nikki Hartz again.

She made the team?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She did real well. She did well. We even nicknamed her. A

little squirt. She made the team, though. So, hold on. Are you back? Wait,

wait. Hold on.

No, that's okay.

But as you can see. It's not Hillary. It's not Hillary.

We lost the guy.

We lost the guy. He had to go, so we need an immediate replacement for the

And what we're going to do out here, I think we're going to do a couple drills,

but we're going to put you in a huddle situation.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I need you to prepare yourself real well.

Ready to lose?

Yeah. You ready to lose? You got that? Yeah.

You're all stressed out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I saw you was handling multiple lemons, but I want to see how many balls you can

handle at one time.

Okay. Is that okay? Yeah.

And the center, hold on, I need you down real quick.

Okay. And just go with what's about to happen.

We're going to see how much of a team player you are.

You okay?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

The team dynamic going on right now.

All right. It's like a...

Like a team hazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

Where's the rest of the team?

We're going to work with you with the playbook, you know what I'm saying,

real quick.

I think you did pretty well out here for the huddle, but we're going to go and

try to work on the playbook.

Okay. Okay.

Wow. Yes.

Mm -hmm.

What are you

doing?

Yeah, yeah.

This is where you go head free sucking.

There you go.

Head free sucking. There you go. There you go.

Thank you.

There you go.

There you go.

What?

Watch that fucking back.

Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes,

yes. Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Fucking bitch.

Oh, my God. I need a fucking cup.

It's creaming all over that motherfucker.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes. I need a fucking cup.

Go long

Oh my god.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh my god, it's so fucking

deep.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Get the hell out of here.

Yeah, she rides.

You know how she's doing.

There you go.

Oh, my God. I can't do it.

Yeah, yeah. Stop her off.

Hey, though.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Make it nice.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm going to keep playing in that ass. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Hey, Slim, get in there.

Oh, shit.

Jack, move.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. It's so fucking big.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

my God. Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my fucking god!

Get your hand over here.

Get that other hand over here. There you go. There you go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh my

god, it's so fucking deep.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh,

it's so fucking neat. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go.

Feeling the heart. I think you're doing pretty well for your arm.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, it's so fucking big.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you very much.

Bring your left hand over here.

There you go.

There you go.

Target. Oh yeah.

Stand up. Stand up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fucking God.

Oh,

fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

uh oh

Oh my God, I feel so fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

There you go There you go

There you go.

There you go.

Amen.

Oh my...

Oh my God.

Oh my fucking God.

Yes, yes, yes

You.

I want to go deep in. Yes, yes, yes.

Right there. Looking good.

Let me get in there too.

There you go.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, you can even fucking cum. Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

I'm fucking cumming.

Oh,

fuck.

Dig in the mouth at the same time.

Nope, you don't give a fuck.

Right now.

Right there.

There you go.

Yeah, ain't nobody getting through on that one.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.

Oh!

Right here.

Ready.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ready for another team member?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes.

Oh, it's so fucking big.

Look at that.

I got you.

Oh my God.

right there.

Oh, he's stuck in there.

Perfectly there. Oh my God, yes.

Yes.

There you go.

Fuck,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Fucking goodness.

Oh, so fucking good. So good.

I'm showing her deep Hail Mary.

Hold on. She's going through the Hail Mary.

You feel the Hail Mary?

Oh my God.

Reach up like this.

There you go.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

There you go.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm about to let it go.

down all the way down all the way down

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I wish this was my fucking team.

I'm ready.

I'm fucking ready.

Give me that fucking gum.

Give me that fucking gum.

It's okay. Sometimes you got to take one for the team. You got to make the team

before she take one for the team. So I made the team, right?

Well, yeah, well, I mean, it's still up for debate. I mean, you did well and

all, but, you know, we already got one girl on the team, so.

To be true, we only have room on our team for one girl.

They didn't, yeah.

You kind of did this for nothing. But she may not work out. You can be an

alternate. We'll contact you.

Don't call us. We'll call you.

It's okay though.

Good effort.