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All things wise and wonderful,

the Lord God made them all.

Please be seated.

As we close today's service, I'd like to send out a huge thank you to you

beautiful people of this loving and caring community.

I've not been with you long. In fact, only three weeks.

And I'm sure some of you have not been to my service before my notice.

I'm not quite from round here.

In fact, I'm still getting used to the Courtney Royman slang.

But in those three short weeks, you have welcomed me with open arms. And I'd

just like to say what a blessed... What's going on?

Is this some kind of sick joke?

Father James, how very nice to see you.

Wonderful service, by the way.

What do you want?

I want you to deliver a message for me.

Tell them he is coming back.

No, no, no!

So, let's just go over this one last time, Father, so I'm clear on a few

Yeah, yeah, sure, that's fine.

Now, you said that they were wearing a specific type of mask.

Yeah, I guess you could say they were wearing the mask of Baphomet.

Baphomet? So, basically, we seem to be dealing with a bunch of devil

worshippers?

Baphomet.

was once thought to represent the quest for the perfect social order.

But it's been connected with witchcraft, the occult and Satanism for centuries.

Right, OK, so aside from the mask, is there anything else specific that you

tell me about the attackers?

No, it was just members of the congregation. Sure, there was a few new

but I've only been here three weeks.

Hmm.

So why did they spare you?

I had no idea.

Wait a minute. You don't think I'm anything to do with this, do you?

No. No, of course not.

Oh, one more thing.

She said, tell them he is coming back.

He?

Just he, that's it.

Right.

Okay.

Excuse me, ma 'am.

You really need to come and see this.

Thank you, Father. If I can help with anything else, let me know.

I will.

Thank you.

I'm afraid we've found another one, ma 'am.

Oh, what?

I don't know if it's anything to do with the church massacre, but it's just like

the other two we found.

What, another home, I think I read. I'm guessing so.

Oh. Is it the same?

Yeah, it's exactly the same.

I don't get it.

I've got three dead bodies in five days, all completely drained of blood.

All puncture wounds on the neck.

So some bloody idiot thinks you're a vampire.

Man for real.

What the hell? What is going on?

You think this has been in the night?

Before the morning service?

Maybe. Maybe the church took the back line. They didn't get what they were

after.

None of this makes any sense.

Well, I do know.

They seem to have three occult killings in less than a week.

An entire church massacred a boot.

I really hate to say this.

I think we need some help and somebody knows about this stuff.

Oh, no.

Not him again.

He's all we've got.

That's you.

Get the bitch.

All right, lads.

What's going on here, then?

Why don't you just turn around and piss off old man?

Old man?

Well, that's a little bit insulting.

And I don't particularly like your inappropriate language.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine. It was just my uncle.

Look, I told you to do one. It's none of your business.

Well, that's the thing, lads, you see.

I'm making up my business.

Now, I'll ask you again.

What's going on?

She stole my wallet, the bitch.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

Well, she has a tendency to do things like that, don't you?

Yeah, I do.

It's one of her little faults, see, but we all have them, don't we?

So I tell you what, why don't you give the nice man his wallet back and we can

all go home happy, eh?

No, we can't, Grandad.

Oh, Grandad.

Bloody hell, it's getting worse.

Give me the wallet.

Right.

There's the wallet.

Now there's no harm done.

So why don't you turn around now and do one?

All right, you're laughing at me. They're laughing at me. Yeah, they are.

Oh.

Oh, you've got a knife.

You've got a knife. Yeah, I can see that.

All right, well...

Listen, lads, I'm going to say something again, but with a little bit of a twist

this time, all right?

So one last time, just fucking turn around and do one.

You're still laughing at me. You're still laughing at me. I've got to hand

you, fellas.

This has never actually happened before.

That's not real.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you all turn around, start running.

And see if I can shoot one of you in the arse.

Get him.

No, don't do that.

Jesus Christ, you shot him.

Well, yeah, I did say that's what I was going to do.

I reckon it's time you stopped being a bit of a naughty girl.

Yeah, well, I couldn't help it. I was hungry.

Yeah, well, how much was in that wallet?

20 quid.

20 quid?

You nearly got stabbed or raped or both for 20 bloody quid. Yeah, I know. It's

stupid.

Right. All right, well, let's bring things to a close, shall we? Go and give

a bloody good kick in, and then let's go and get some food, yeah?

Yeah.

Good. Go on.

Oh, and aim for the bollock.

Was it you who called me a bitch?

Zoe? Zoe?

Zoe, that's all right. Leave it. Leave it. Come on.

Good girl. Come on.

Please. That really isn't necessary.

Father James.

So great to see you.

We heard about the terrible business at the church.

Everyone's been very concerned.

How are you? I'm fine. Just a little shaken, you know.

Who could do something so vastly? My boy, I have no idea.

I didn't recognise one of them.

Do you think you would if you saw them again?

No, I don't think so.

It was just new faces in the congregation, but then again, I've only

three weeks and it is a big place. Yeah, it is.

Well, hopefully the police will be in touch if there's any leads.

Yeah, I'm sure they will.

Anyway, on to brighter matters. Let me introduce you to some of my volunteers

here. Natalia, Maria.

This is our investor and saviour, Father James.

So nice to meet you, Father.

Thank you for all your help, Father.

Although I'm not sure my boss would appreciate you referring to me as a

But this is a great place. What you're doing here is good work.

And these people need somewhere like this to look after them and take care of

them.

Hopefully.

We can work together to expand and develop things further.

Well, we do think of you as our saviour, Father James.

If it hadn't been for you, this place would have been closed two weeks ago.

You've made such a difference to this community and the people that rely on us

in such a short amount of time. I know that Elizabeth will be eternally

grateful. Ah, yeah, Elizabeth. I've yet to meet the boss lady. Is she around?

Unfortunately not, but she'll catch up with you soon enough.

I'm only doing the good Lord's work.

Do you mind if I have a better look round?

Oh, not that way, Father. Come on, I'll show you around.

Thank you, dear.

So, what first attracted you to this line of work?

Where do I start?

Such a lovely man.

Do you think he has any idea?

I hope not.

First all -day breakfast in town, I reckon. Yeah, it is amazing. I've not

anything like this in ages.

When was the last time you had something to eat?

Zoe?

Zoe? What?

When was the last time you ate something?

About two days.

Two days? Bloody hell, Zoe.

Look, I appreciate what you're doing for me, I really do, but I need to look

after myself.

Right, and how's that working out for you?

Yeah, well, there's no need for sarcasm, Grandad.

Yeah, all right.

Look, I do appreciate it, I really do.

Yeah, well, you've been a good informant, but right now I need you off

streets. Yeah, I need me off the streets too, but, like I said, I'll take care

of things.

Zoe, you don't understand.

This is not about some gobshites like the ones we've just taken care of. This

far more serious than that.

What are you on about?

Look, if you're trying to scare me, you should know by now that that won't work.

I'm not trying to do anything. Look, I'm expecting a call about those murders.

Yeah, three homeless girls now. I do know.

I know all about it. I'm sure you do.

But there's a reason why I'm going to get that call.

And there's a reason why people are going to come looking for you.

Bad people, Zoe.

Very bad people.

Why would they come looking for me?

Because of who you really are. Listen, don't start that superstitious ancestry

shit again.

I am who I am, and literally, I am nobody.

Yeah, well, not everyone's going to see it like that, are they? Yeah, well,

that's the way it is.

Look, just this once.

Humour me, will you?

Three homeless killings in less than a week, and I'm offering you an escape,

even if it is only temporary.

Besides, if you stay too long, you'll really piss me off.

Fine, but it's only for a few days.

Okay.

Well, there's a spare room, hot running water, there's tin food in the cupboard.

I mean, it's not bad, but it's better than being out there, all right?

That's fine.

Right.

There's the call.

Come on, I'll walk you to my place. No, don't be silly. It's literally two

minutes away.

You go and do what you need to do, and I'll call you later.

You sure? Yeah.

All right. Well, make sure you go straight there, all right? Yeah, boss.

All right. I'll see you later.

Elizabeth. He's just left.

Looks like he's handed over some keys.

Probably trying to get her off the streets.

Have someone keep an eye on her.

But make sure you get to his flat. Before she does.

Will do. Good girl.

Now... Where were we?

Oh,

you're so pretty.

Tastes so good.

I knew they'd be coming.

But I didn't think they'd send you.

Yeah.

Well, they didn't send me.

Oh.

So?

How's your daughter?

Well, I don't know, do I? Because she doesn't speak to me.

Yeah, well, you can't blame me for that.

Oh, I can blame you for some of it.

Look, I need your help.

Yeah. Yeah, right.

Look, we all need your help.

Yeah, well, that didn't work out so well for me last time, did it? Trying to

save the world.

Being in prison's a bit of a bitch when you're a police officer.

Anyway, I'm retired. No, no.

No, you're not.

Maybe officially.

I've seen you helping that homeless girl.

Oh, you've been spying on me, have you? What's the deal with Adam?

She reminds you of her, doesn't she?

It's none of your business.

Anyway, what do you want?

I've got three dead bodies in five days, and each one's entirely drained of

blood.

All harmless, right? Yeah, you already knew that, though, didn't you?

I knew, I knew you weren't retired.

Why did you ask to meet me here?

Maybe it, uh, just feels safe.

Although after that massacre in St. John's the other day, I... I don't know

anyone is safe anymore.

Yeah, you see, I don't get it.

You go to church every Sunday, practice in a religion that believes in miracles

and demons, yet somehow you refuse to acknowledge their existence.

Maybe I, uh... I just don't want to.

So... What exactly are we dealing with here?

Well, I'd hazard a guess.

A pure evil.

In the form of one man.

And last time he walked the earth, he destroyed hundreds of innocent lives.

Including some of my family.

And now...

Coming back.

Or at least someone's trying to bring him back.

But, um, you already knew that, didn't you? You're the buff in that gang.

How can you be so sure that it's him?

Well, I'm not.

Like I said, I'm guessing. But you've got three dead bodies that seem to

resemble the work of vampires in a church massacre.

Potentially caused by some kind of satanic cult.

Yeah.

I guess I'm your man.

No,

it's all just so weird.

I didn't know who I could speak to.

I shouldn't even entertain all these ridiculous thoughts that are running

my head.

Yeah, it's not ridiculous, is it?

I mean, evil is all around us all the time.

Sometimes we get a brief glimpse of it. A serial killer, a terrorist attack, a

church massacre.

Those people are controlled by something far greater than we understand.

Something bigger than even they realize. I mean, do you

think the greatest story ever told was really just a story?

Gosh, what are you now, a man of God?

No.

God and I have never really seen eye to eye, but on the other hand, the devil's

a complete arsehole.

But thankfully, times like this, I can be a much bigger one. Oh, at least

there's something we can agree on then.

Yeah. All right, darling, well, I've got to be going, all right? Wait, wait,

look.

What happens now?

Are you with me on this?

You knew as soon as she sent that text that I wouldn't have a choice.

I wouldn't have a choice.

Well, that's a little bit behind the belt, isn't it?

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Me too.

Look, I didn't... No, no, no.

Some other time, all right? You've got to be going. Wait, I... Like I said,

what... What happens now? Are you with me on this?

Yeah.

Now... Now I do my job.

Just like old times.

No.

Not really.

Thank you.

Yeah, well, thank me when it's all over and done with.

Sorry, I didn't realise anyone was in here.

Oh, that's okay, child.

Zoe, isn't it?

Yeah.

Zoe... Van Helsing.

Van Helsing.

We've been waiting a long time for you, sweetheart.

There's no point struggling, Miss Van Helsing.

You belong to us now.

Yes, he did

Got a tenner, Governor?

Bloody hell, Billy.

You gave me the fright of my life.

Anyway, I gave you some money the other day. Come on, mate.

I suppose I'll go down to the shelter then and get some food.

Yeah. Yeah, I think you should.

So what's all those people doing in your room, anyway?

What? Yeah, two or three of them. They're having a party or something.

No.

No, I'm definitely not, Billy.

Go and get yourself some food, yeah?

No, we...

Gabriel.

Hello, darling.

Remember me?

I've got to be honest with you, darling.

It's not the first time a woman's said that to me and I've had no recollection

whatsoever.

Still, I'm not proud.

You... left me for dead.

And now it's payback time.

Oh.

Well, that changes a few things then, doesn't it?

Hello, Elizabeth.

How are you doing?

Oh, I'm doing well, no thanks to you.

But I'd have to admit, I've missed our little games.

I think it's time we should start to play again.

Don't you?

I believe I have something you want.

And you have something I need.

You want a fucking good idea is what you need.

And I'm not up for playing games anymore.

Now, where the bloody hell is Zoe?

I swear to God, if you were around... No, I'm not going to hurt her, darling.

I'm going to use her to fulfil...

Our destiny.

Oh, I need you to do exactly what I say.

And I promise you, Zoe is safe for now.

But more blood will be shed in the name of the master.

And very soon, everyone will

feel the scars of Dracula.

You don't know what you're dealing with. Oh.

You're concerned about me now.

Don't worry about me, darling.

You'll be hearing from me soon enough.

Good night.

Mwah.

Elizabeth.

Elizabeth.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight is a very special night.

We take one step closer to our ultimate goal.

The resurrection of our Lord and Savior, the Prince of

Darkness, Dracula.

I lighten. Thank you all for the work you've been doing, the sacrifices you

have made, and the blood you have drained in historical places

that our master once bought.

Our master will be very pleased with you.

He will return soon.

But first you must shed more blood and continue to prove

That you're worthy disciples of the name... Vampire.

And now... This is your turn, darling.

What? Me?

Yes.

You. You are sure that you're dedicated to the cause, my dear?

I think she's weak.

Silence!

This is her choice.

My child, what do you say?

I say yes, of course. I only hesitate because this is such an unexpected

As our newest disciple, you must first taste the blood of Dracula.

Oh, yes.

Oh, step back in line, my child.

You have shown your dedication to the master.

And now, possibly our final sacrifice.

Before he returns.

In the name of our Lord Dracula,

let us... Dying.

Ladies.

Sorry to bother you, Mum.

Shouldn't you have gone home by now?

Well, no offence, Mum, but I could definitely say the same about you.

Is that a retirement joke?

Because if it is, I'm telling you now, it's not happening. They're going to

to carry me out of here in my own bloody coffin.

Besides, I've been lying about my age for years. Just don't tell them, all

right? I do.

Anyway, sit down. What have you got for me?

I, uh...

I won't lie to you, I... I've been a bit... a bit overwhelmed,

and... Yeah, so I... Oh, bloody hell.

You've asked him to help you, haven't you?

I knew you'd give in in the end.

My boy will be the death of you, girl.

Huh? So he's still your boy, then?

Well, he'll always be my son.

And I'll always love him.

But it doesn't mean today I have to like the arrogant little shit.

Mum. Oh, Jessica, what have you done?

I haven't forgiven him for what he did to you before.

Not really your place to forgive him. Besides, I'm not entirely

innocent. Well, none of us are, darling.

Look, I know what we're about to face for a little bit.

out of the ordinary.

But that boy, he's obsessed with the occult and the supernatural.

Ever since he found out how my sister died, years before he was born, he's

trying to save the world from ghosts and goblins and bloody demons, where most

of the demons are in his own head. Oh, I know.

Oh, I get it.

I really, I really do, but I really think that Gabriel's possibly the

only one who really knows what we're up against.

What do you think we're up against, really?

You know, because I'm having a bloody time of it, trying to stop the press

talking about vampires and satanic rites.

Look, Jess, next time, just come to me first.

And then we can think about things before we get someone like Gabriel

He's not even in the force anymore, darling.

And for a bloody good reason.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Oh, for God's sake. Enough of the mom.

Fancy a drink?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I'll, um... Okay, okay. Oh, bugger that.

I've got it here.

Oh.

Brandy? Yes?

Okay. Okay, then. Let's have a drink.

And then you can get yourself off home.

You listening?

Yes, Mom.

Cheers.

Morning.

Morning. Thanks for coming.

Fashionably late, as usual.

Yeah, well, at least I get the job done.

Coffee?

Oh, yeah, please.

Can I get two more coffees over here, please, darling?

Coming right up, Dave.

Sorry. What's going on?

Have you got something for me?

Dave?

Hmm.

I got a call last night.

From Elizabeth.

What, the Elizabeth?

Yeah, the very same.

But I thought that you were supposed to be... Coffee.

Oh, that was quick.

Well, do you want coffee?

Thanks, Tina.

You're welcome.

We've finished up. Do you need anything else?

What does she want?

She's got Zoe.

What? Well, her and this girl.

Yeah. Well, what does she want with her?

There's something very special about Zoe.

Honestly, to do with her ancestry.

I'm not following.

She's called Van Helsing.

What?

Really?

Yeah. Well, one thing's for sure.

At least we know who organised the attack on the church and is responsible

the recent murders.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Elizabeth told you that? How do you know that specifically?

She's the one trying to bring him back.

All of those killings would have been done in his name, like some kind of

sacrifice or some shit.

Do you have any idea which... No.

I was told to sit down and wait for further instructions.

Huh. Well, I guess that's further instructions.

Yeah, maybe.

Gabriel.

Hello, darling.

How are you feeling this fine morning?

Cut the bullshit, Elizabeth.

What's going on?

I'm sure you've missed me.

But I'd like us to have a little meeting.

You know, put all the cards on the table.

And before you ask... Oh, Miss Van Helsing is

absolutely fine, as you will see.

What do you want, Elizabeth?

But I'll be sure to clear things up when I see you.

All right, then.

Name your time and place.

1 p .m. this afternoon in the old marketplace at the back of Denham

Industrial Estate.

You know the one.

Yeah, I know it. I've kicked the shit out of scumbags plenty of times back

there. I'm sure you have, darling.

Anyway...

I'll see you there later.

Oh, and come along.

I wouldn't want poor Jessica to get involved when she really doesn't need

I hope she's enjoying the coffee.

Are you wearing a wire? What? No.

Why would I be?

Show me. Excuse me?

Show me. You don't have to fuck my shirt in the middle of a cafe.

No, not for you. Not for anybody. What does she want?

It doesn't matter what she wants, all right? It's between me and her. No.

No. No, you are not going to go and do this by yourself.

Not again.

No.

How the hell will break loose again?

I don't have a choice.

Look, I've got to get out of here. No, wait. I spoke to your mother.

Yeah, you really should patch things up with her.

I don't have a problem with my mother.

She has a problem with me.

Now, I've got to go.

No.

Look, you needn't tell me what's going on.

Let go of my hand, Jeff.

Please.

Look, I'll call you later, all right? You better.

I will.

I promise.

I wonder what I'm supposed to do in the meantime.

Just sit tight and look after my mum.

Now, dear, don't panic.

We're going on a little trip this afternoon.

I might even bring a picnic.

What do you think?

Can't we have cake?

I mean, I am partial to a Victoria sponge.

Oh, I suppose so.

I haven't really considered it. Listen, I don't give a shit about your picnic. I

don't think anything about your picnic. What I do think is you're a psychotic

bitch who needs to let me go.

Italia?

Huh.

Misbehaving, is she?

A little too headstrong, just like her great -grandfather.

But we need her for the time being, until the Master chooses what to do with

her.

Yeah, speaking of the Master, Maria and I were just wondering, when are we

actually going to hold the resurrection ceremony?

All in good time, darling.

We have his blood.

We have his clothing.

And we know his final resting place.

We need the ring so the high priestess can perform the ceremony.

And I'm pretty sure Gabriel has it.

Can we not just work with what we've got?

Well, it didn't work last time, did it?

Natalia, let's go.

Besides, if we don't have the ring...

then we don't have full control.

And I need to be in control, darling.

Well, we'll see about that, won't we?

Elizabeth? Elizabeth?

Drop the baseball bat, Gabriel.

What if I say no?

Well, I will simply cut Miss Van Helsing's throat,

darling.

And we will take things from there.

Right.

There you go. And the gun, darling.

I'm not stupid.

Right,

there's my gun.

There's my phone.

I'm unarmed. Now let me see Zoe.

Thank you, Gabriel.

Now drop the knife.

All in good time, dear.

I want to play a game first.

It's called Fallen Angel.

I said I was tired of your games, Elizabeth.

And while I don't have many models left...

I'm not going to hit a bloody woman.

Come on, darling.

It was only a little bit of fun.

He'll survive.

He always bloody does.

I hope you remember me a little bit more now, darling.

I'm going to unleash a living hell.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

You are going to suffer for all eternity for what you did to me.

I will destroy everything that matters the most to you.

I'll let him take her.

You're making a big mistake, Elizabeth.

I'll be the judge of that.

Now, where's the ring?

I don't know what you're talking about.

The ring that holds the power.

I haven't got any bloody ring. Do you think you can control him with a piece

jewellery?

If you don't have it, you know where it is.

Find it.

I'll be in touch.

Elizabeth.

Don't do this.

Don't ever tell me what to do.

Thank you. No problem, miss.

So, you say that you lost your way and you were being held prisoner?

Not so much being held prisoner, but I infiltrated what I think is a cult made

up of rich professionals who pay to be part of this sick organisation.

You infiltrated it? I'm a journalist.

We've had our suspicions about this group for a while now.

But I think if I stayed there for much longer, I was going to get myself

What exactly are you talking about here? They worship the devil. They're trying

to resurrect Dracula for Christ's sake.

Right. You don't believe me. Why would you? It sounds absolutely crazy.

No, no, actually, I do believe you. Just give me a minute.

Stay right here.

Bloody hell, Mickham, give us a chance.

Sorry to bother you, ma 'am.

You really need to hear this.

What? Quickly, Mom.

Okay. Keep your hair on.

You are joking.

All right, Mom.

So, we're all agreed.

We all want the same thing, right?

The resurrection of our Lord.

The one that will give us unlimited power and eternal life.

Yes. And we're all tired of waiting for it.

Elizabeth wants complete control to try and take over the master's wishes, which

will see us left behind, just used and abused so she can get exactly what she

wants. So what are you saying?

We're saying that we act now, tonight.

We have everything we need.

The vials of his blood, his cloak, and his final resting place amongst the

hawthorns.

But what about the ring? She said we needed the ring.

She's starving.

The ring doesn't control Dracula.

Nothing controls Dracula.

But when he sees how we've worshipped him, how we've sacrificed and killed in

his name, then he will make us his children of the night.

I'm ready.

Well, this is interesting.

A little revolution, it seems.

Do you have a problem with that?

And what if I do?

Then we eradicate the problem.

It's very simple.

You're either with us or with Elizabeth.

I fight for no one but myself.

And? And whilst I'm not going to join you on your little quest this evening,

neither am I going to inform the other side.

I notice there's a few people missing here, so I'd say it was an even playing

field. Wouldn't you?

But you stand alone?

Always.

Do you think we can trust her?

I'm not sure anyone can trust her.

But she's not our problem tonight.

Let's make things a little more fun, shall we, children?

Let's go to church.

So, you actually drank the blood of Dracula?

I assume it was. I mean, that's what they said it was.

And you drank it willingly?

I have no choice.

They forced it down my throat.

Brilliant.

Shut up.

It's bad enough as it is without your sarcasm.

Well, it just confirms everything, doesn't it? No, it doesn't confirm

Except we're dealing with a bunch of fanatics.

Fanatics? Fanatics.

Can't you take him home? No, she bloody well can't.

I'll go on my own.

And when I'm ready.

All right.

Meanwhile, you'll get out of my interrogation room.

Now. Oh,

you're okay.

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

But I'll be better when I've tipped everyone's arses. Out. Now.

I told you it was nothing but trouble. You can get out too.

Look, ma 'am, I'm just... Mitchum, if I wanted your opinion, I would ask for it.

But... Get out now!

OK, love, where were we?

Sorry, the church is closed.

I said we're closed.

Get out. The police are watching this place, you know.

You.

How could you?

What do you want?

I want you.

Oh, Father James, we're going to have so much fun tonight.

Turtles!

Sorry, madam.

What is it? Why have you disturbed me?

I think we've got a problem.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

I've just prepared my bath!

No!

You might as well enjoy the show, father, because this is happening

Or without you. You people are sick.

You don't know what you're dealing with here.

Oh, we know all too well, Father.

We can't wait to get the party started.

Maria, the vessel of blood.

It's ready.

We will pour our master's blood into the ground and then we'll each make a

sacrifice. That includes you, priest.

Looks like there's no turning back for you now, Father James.

God can't save you now, Father.

Listen very carefully.

Because those of you that don't, oh, I promise you,

you will die.

Sure. And Maria has taken our master's

cloak and his blood.

Anyone that is not in this room right now

should be considered a traitor to

the cause.

Find them.

And kill them.

Before they do something we all will regret.

Yes, Martin.

Bring Shaw back alive.

Come along, child.

We don't have all night.

That's it, good girl.

One more drop of blood should do the trick.

Though I'm a little disappointed with your lack of participation, father.

Give me the cloak!

I believe that is mine.

Oh, but it's on me.

Yes, Master.

The priest is gone.

Forget him. I mean, what's he going to do anyway?

Please, Master, take me as yours.

I don't do request.

But, Master, I was the one who brought you back.

It was my will.

I have unfinished business.

I've seen through your eyes what each and every one of you has done.

I will save you. I will be faithful.

Silence!

Show me how far you are willing to go.

You have killed in my name. Now, sacrifice yourself.

No.

No. I will.

Now.

She has promised.

Do not be afraid, my child.

You're with me now.

They choose who follows me.

You, all of you, have no say in the matter.

Come, my child.

Master Shaw, we've got to get you out of here.

Things not going to plan, then?

Don't have a hole to go through?

I was waiting for you.

Is that a proposition, Detective?

I'm not a detective.

Well, I dare to believe.

But what is it? A bounty hunter?

An assassin?

I'm retired.

Retired? Well, you don't look retired to me.

Yeah, well...

Come on. I'll buy you a drink.

It's late.

Do you know somewhere?

Yeah, I know a place. They do a lock -in every night.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Come on.

La, la.

La, la.

La, la.

You know, darling, if you stopped shaking, this wouldn't hurt so much.

Where did I put my makeup?

We need to keep you looking pretty for the master.

I do hope those stupid fools haven't messed everything up.

They ruined my bath tonight, that's for certain.

Please give me some good news or I might have to use...

Van Helsing here for my next bubble bath.

Joking, darling.

Well, most importantly, I've got Shaw with me.

There's a few others, but... But?

Well, Dracula.

Dracula what, darling?

Dracula has risen from the grave. He could be absolutely anywhere.

And... And?

And he's taken Maria.

Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Punishment must be dealt.

Sure, we'll pay for this.

Do you want me to... No!

I'll do it.

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Lucifer. It's like the 1970s. Or worse.

Time to feed, my dear.

Jesus Christ.

No. He's not coming back.

Alright, Grandad. We haven't seen anything. We're gonna head this way,

we, boys?

Yeah, this way.

Don't you want to play, boys?

So you really have no clue where that house was?

I told you. They blindfolded it on the way in, and from what I can remember, on

the way out too.

Then they drop it off somewhere far away from the property.

I can't really remember. I just ran. I was in a panic.

Are you sure about this?

I guess so. I try to retrace my footsteps, but it's all a bit of a blur.

I mean, they did the sacrifice, then I was sick, and then I just ran while they

were distracting people from that dead girl.

You told them all this back at the station, right? I told them everything I

know.

Right.

I have to say, darling, I'm really sorry it's come to this,

but you have caused utter...

Chaos.

All that we have left now is Van Helsing to use as bait.

I mean, what did you think would actually happen?

We were tired of waiting.

We thought... We thought we could control him.

Get the power.

We've been waiting so long for ourselves.

Oh, for yourself!

Isn't that what you wanted?

All the power for yourself?

How dare you question my motives!

Is that all you've got?

Thanks,

darling. What's happened to your face, hon?

I walked into a door.

Several times.

You know I worry about you, don't you?

Yeah, well, you know, there's no need.

So, when are you going to call me, anyway?

Soon. All right.

I've just got a lot going on.

Okay. New girlfriend, Gabe?

No.

She's a witness.

I'm working.

Thought you were retired.

Yeah, well, I am sort of.

Otherwise, you wouldn't be having this here all night looking now, would you?

Well, come on, then. See who it is.

Do you mind if I come in? It's freezing out here.

Yeah, come in.

Thanks.

I was thinking if we... If we what?

Gabriel.

Gabriel?

We need to get you out of here.

What? Why?

You ever heard the one where Dracula walks into a bar?

No. You're joking.

Get out of the back way. What are you going to do?

Will you see those three little shits over there? Yeah.

First, I'm going to kick their asses.

And then I'm going to... Gabriel, come on. You're better than Bruce. Anyone can

see that.

Well, what do you expect me to do? Just run away? Look, get out of the back.

Now!

You stole a hunt, get what you need.

You're driving distance while you're feeding your greed.

Keep it high while the narrative constructs you.

Your wish takes over, but you're riding the wave.

You're digging deeper just to fill up your grave.

Because the devil will direct you.

Game on.

Game on.

bastard don't you find me attractive anymore i definitely enjoyed it a lot

than last time

Oh, I told you to leave. I couldn't get out.

Did he hurt you or anything?

No. Thank God. There was a crucifix on the wall in there. He's been and he

walked away.

Oh, right. Is there?

Do you want a drink or anything? You didn't touch the last one.

No, I'm fine.

Oh, where's Jimmy?

Jimmy? Jimmy?

Oh.

Father James.

Perfect timing.

Jimmy?

Dear Lord.

Leave us.

You do understand, darling, why punishment was necessary.

Of course.

Please, let me make it up to you.

Okay.

Should have called me earlier.

Yeah, well, I didn't know Dracula was going to show up and start a bloody pie,

did I?

Oh, what is she doing here?

We were talking.

Now what's that supposed to mean? Where's Jimmy? Jimmy!

He's where he always is, beyond the bloody bar.

Dead?

Yeah, well, you know, just a little bit.

I didn't have any choice.

If we survive this, can we talk, I mean, really?

Really talk.

Hmm.

We will survive him. Yeah.

Today is a new dawn for our cause.

I am in charge now.

And you, you shall all get what you desire.

I've missed the show, I presume.

Oh.

How? How did you get in here? Vampires need an invitation.

I didn't need an invitation.

You.

If you would have done your research, you would have realized that I have

these rooms before.

Your leader, Elizabeth, and the High Priestess had everything planned to the

finest detail for my arrival.

Until you ruined everything.

Well, Elizabeth isn't here right now.

But you're here.

Let's make a little deal, shall we?

A deal, you say?

I don't play games. If I did, I would always win.

Now, as for Elizabeth... Hello again, darling.

Countess, good to see you.

Countess?

What's going on? You're dead.

Oh, my darling, you're such a foolish boy.

It would take a lot more than your frenzied attack to finish

me off, darling.

My child, you're in the presence of greatness.

And it's not often I say that, unless I'm talking by myself, of course.

This is the blood counter.

Why, she's even been referred to as Canteth Dracula.

I must say, I was most flattered. I do so admire her work.

Oh, you're... you're a vampire.

No, darling, not in the literal sense.

But I... Do love to be covered in blood.

Just not my own.

That said, I saw what you did.

And I must say, it showed great determination, greed, and an extreme

empathy.

I like it.

Come to me, my child, and I will give you what you asked for.

You disapprove?

How unfortunate, because everyone here will either conform or die.

And what about this one?

We've been keeping her just for you.

Count Dracula, meet Miss Van Helsing.

Right, well, where do you want us to start?

Are you okay, Father?

Ah, I felt better.

Dracula, right?

I watched them bring him back. We have to get out of here. No, no, no, hang on.

You're in no fit condition to go anywhere.

Who brought him back? Yeah, um, where?

The homeless shelter.

The homeless shelter? Not the homeless shelter, but the people running it.

and Shaw, and the boss was a woman called Elizabeth.

Elizabeth? Elizabeth.

Elizabeth running the homeless shelter.

Wait, I thought it was run by Susie Granger that runs that local cafe. Yeah,

is. Well, well, it was.

What the bloody hell's going on? I don't know any Susie. It was Elizabeth who I

gave the money to.

They showed me around the place. It was all right. I thought they were doing

good work there, not trying to resurrect vampires.

Right, all right, Father. Well, show us the right direction and let's go and

kick some pointy teeth in. It won't be that easy.

Let me help you.

In what way, Father?

I know everything there is to know about the occult and vampires. I have served

my whole life for this moment to do the ultimate work for the Lord and defeat

evil. I know where they are.

I just need to get them to the church. I'm not really sure about this, Father.

I've got weapons.

I like him.

For centuries, I have fought your family.

Now, you are the only one left.

Today marks the final chapter of Unhelping.

My dear disciples,

it is now time for you to become immortal and stand beside your master.

Please, you're making a big mistake.

I'm not like the rest of them. I have no idea about any of the... Silence, girl.

You will be sacrificed tonight, but not before I have what I need.

I think it's time we got your old friend here, don't you?

I've got to hand it to you, Father.

This is quite impressive.

I've been collecting this stuff for years.

Ready for this day.

Oh, and as they say, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Planning a little party, are we?

What the bloody hell are you doing here? I'm here to ruin your fun, son.

Make sure everything's done right.

Right, well, you're not going to get very far with that shotgun, are you?

No, smartass.

But a wheel with a barrel full of silver bullets, won't I?

Some for me and some for Jess.

Oh, and I've got this.

Right. And he's going to be coming for this.

Yeah, all right.

Well, come and have a look at this, then.

Bloody hell, Father.

You're prepared.

Oh, I'm excited.

Hello.

Here we go.

Gabriel.

Hello again, darling.

I thought you might like to know...

forever so I suggest you

and Molly would

you like the address darling

I know you've been trying to find us

but the timing just wasn't right

Yeah, well, here's the thing, see?

We're not coming.

What? You heard me. I said we're not coming.

Now, if the Prince of Darkness, or whatever he's calling himself these

wants his ring piece handed back to him, then you tell him you lot are coming

here. Oh, uh, would you like the address?

Ooh, you always were a smug bastard.

Yeah, I know.

I will kill this little girl.

No, you won't.

Not yet, anyway.

Get me what I need, Countess.

Okay.

Name the place.

Well, you know it quite well. In fact, it's the scene of your recent massacre.

Now, I know what you're thinking. We're all a bunch of bloody vampires now. We

can't go walking straight into a church. But it's all right, darling. You see,

I'm not a completely unreasonable person.

You can meet us.

On the church grounds.

At the back.

And by the way, it's British summertime and all that, so if I were you, I'd make

it bloody quick, cos it'll soon be light, won't it?

Bitch.

Did you call for backup?

Yeah, yeah.

Good.

Cos we're gonna bloody need it.

You were foolish to think that they would just walk into Dracula's lair.

But you don't know Gabriel like I do.

And while we're on the way there, they could quite possibly be coming here.

Which is wise, Countess.

I will remain here.

The girl will stay a prisoner, and everyone in this room will do my

You have prepared my previous dwelling, correct?

I have indeed.

Good. Good.

Disciples, welcome to your future.

Right, let's go over everything again so we know our starting positions, okay?

I don't think you should be a part of this tonight.

If anyone recognises you, things are going to get even worse.

I don't know how the bloody hell you escaped in the first place.

I can take care of myself, you know.

Got tipsy blood in me. We're a mean bunch.

Yeah, well...

The inside, all right.

You're the boss.

DCI? Are you with us?

Oh.

Oh, sorry, yes, ma 'am. You better be.

Right. You ready?

Yes. Move out.

Very shortly, the dead will arise with unmeasurable power, all giving

freely to the cause.

Yes. Here you stand, untouched.

Why is that?

Because despite their immeasurable power, your bitches are afraid to touch

I'm afraid of nothing.

Silence! My lord, Natalia is the most dedicated member of the team.

She will serve you, undead or not.

Is that right?

I don't need your power to rip someone's heart out.

Oh, I like her.

Very well.

Then, for now, you can remain in your human form.

Watch the girl. I must rest a while.

Countess, you and the High Priestess will stay here with me.

Gore, Maria, you will lead the charge and get me what I need.

Yes, Master.

Are you ready for this?

Didn't know you cared.

Well, I was just asking if you were ready.

I'm always ready.

Good. Then we'll be having that chat, won't we? Hope so.

Come on, we need to catch up to the others!

Sorry, Maria.

End of the line.

Looks like we've got company.

pointy teeth villains let's have ya you bloody idiots

oh fucking hell oh god they were faster than zombies

Babing your ass again.

Oh, bloody hell, Mum.

Get down.

Get down.

Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down.

Get down.

Look, if you're going to kill me, please just get it over with. I swear I really

don't know anything about what's going on.

Shh.

What are you doing?

I said be quiet.

out quickly before I change my mind. Thank you.

I don't do hugs, kid. Now go. Which way?

Anywhere you can.

Darling, that was very, very foolish.

She will not escape.

Father James, you all right?

I'm great.

Where's Mum?

I have no idea.

Oh, I think she may have gone for a dress that Father James gave her to find

Dracula.

What, and you just let her?

For Christ's sakes, Gabriel, I didn't let her, did I? I don't even know if

that's where she is. I'm just assuming.

Here.

Here you are.

I'm sorry.

You never said that before.

No, well, look, I've got to go.

Well, I'm coming with you.

Father James, look after the girl, all right? Got it.

What girl?

You all right, darling?

Try to fight.

I'll let the girl go.

Darling, let's have a look at this.

It's not good, but it doesn't look like it's taken too much.

But you know what that could mean.

Are you forced to drink his blood?

No.

Let's give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

So what am I up against in there?

Dracula. Elizabeth.

High Priestess. I don't know where the girl went, but I tried to help. I know,

darling. I know.

Okay. Sit tight.

And hopefully, this won't take too long.

My dear Catherine, this is almost like a family reunion.

It seems such an age since I tasted your sister.

What was her name again?

Laura.

Ah, yes.

Laura.

Still, you've tasted one Laura, you've tasted them all.

Let the girl go.

Well, now that you're here, I have no need for her.

I only need what you possess.

Princess, let her go.

Don't you remember the child's name?

Do not question my motives.

She poses no threat, despite the scum of her ancestry.

Miss Catherine here has been waiting decades for her revenge.

Don't make me say it twice.

Take that. Go through the main door. Find Gabriel.

Get him to come and get you. Go.

Perfect. Let's get the whole family here, shall we?

Give me the ring.

I do hope you're not going to be a disappointment.

Just like your sister.

Zoe! Gabriel, I've got the phone your mum gave it to me. I was trying to call

you. Get down.

Is she in there? Yeah, but I'm going in. Hang on.

No. Speak to Zoe. I'll see you inside.

Oh, shit.

What? Are you kneeling in blood?

Yeah, well, let's worry about the laundry later, all right? What's going

there? Dracula and Elizabeth are in there and your mum.

Zoe, I need you to come back in with me.

Are you not serious?

Yeah, I'm deadly serious.

Look like it or not, you're a Van Helsing and your destiny is waiting on

other side of those doors.

Now, if we're going to defeat Dracula, you need to be the one to put the final

nail in the coffin.

Listen, I have told you, I am not a bloody vampire slayer. That died out

ago with my great -grandad.

Yeah, well, today it starts again.

Just do everything that I say and it'll be okay.

Now, come on.

Hello again, darling.

I can't believe how selfish you are.

To bring Van Helsing back into the building. I mean, the poor girl's tried

escape twice already.

Yeah, well, she's always doing shit that she shouldn't be.

A bag full of steaks, darling.

Doesn't work on me, does it?

Steaks will work on anyone if you shove them in the right place.

Ooh, sounds kinky.

Ooh, I like it.

And in actual fact, I'm so glad you brought your little friend

to watch you die.

It's not his time to die. It's yours.

Now.

I happen to consider myself a bit of a tough guy.

Well, I'm not arguing with that.

Come on, Zoe.

Let's go.

Stay in the shadows.

Did you take a guide?

Yeah. Sorry about that.

Bloody women.

Oh, well, that's the only thing you've got, haven't it?

Do you mind? No, it's not the time.

Hello, Jack.

How's it going?

I'm tired of the games you people are playing.

Your dear mother here said she had the ring. Now it appears she does not.

You know what she wouldn't, would she?

Because I nicked it from her pocket earlier on.

And I can tell you, sunshine, that I have your little ring piece right here

my hand. Very soon, I'll have your bollocks in my other hand.

Do I buy the bollocks?

Pretty sure I do.

Good. Do you still have those silver bullets?

No, I ran out, otherwise I would have shot him by now. Excellent.

I must say, I do admire your confidence, Detective.

Oh, it's retired.

Oh, thanks, Mum.

I will take that ring from you now, Mr. Lee.

But you can't stop me anymore.

And you can stop this.

Shoot him, Jess. It won't make a difference. Don't shoot him anymore.

Mum! Mum!

Oh, saving your arse again, huh?

Jess, we need to fire a fire. We need to stop the bleeding. It'll burn it.

There's a lighter in my pocket. You what?

Are you bloody smoking again?

I don't need a lecture right now, son.

Jess, get Mum out of here. I'm going to finish this.

What about Zoe? I don't think it's my thing keeping her here.

It's the only thing. I need her with me.

Now go.

Like it or not, Mr. Lee, sooner or later, I will rule.

Not just your country, but the entire world.

The human race will be no more, and everyone will conform to my will.

You really are just prolonging the misery until I get what I want.

Oh, yeah.

I forgot.

I've got this, haven't I?

I'll buy you for it.

I cannot believe Norman.

Oh, by the way, your mother tasted of cheap meat.

You really think you can defeat me, you deluded fool?

I can't, but she can.

Yeah, I think he is.

Thanks to Zoe Van Helsing.

Well, it was nothing.

All good.

Thanks to this one.

Where's Elizabeth and that rock -hard vampire bitch?

Well, there was no one here when we got here. Just that pool of blood and that

pile of ashes over there.

Oh, right.

Well, that's a good sign, I think.

Bloody hell, Mum, what are you doing?

Don't start lecturing me about nicotine now, son.

Besides, I might be immortal.

Yeah. All right.

We did it.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

What the hell was that?

Well, that's another story for a different day.

Let's go.

Gabriel, Dracula's dead.

He's dead.

Thank the Lord.

And thank you, Gabriel.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll see you soon.

Hello, James.

Oh, Mila, I was just coming to get you.

Oh, don't worry.

It's been a long night for you, I guess.

Yes, but it's all over now.

What's going... What's going on?

They're dead. Dracula is dead. Once he's dead, they can't come back.

Maybe they weren't all turned by Dracula.

What are you talking about?

Well, he wasn't the first, was he, Father?

There was one that walked the earth long before him, one that's stronger, one

that can't be destroyed by stake, holy water and all those silly religious

beliefs.

Come on, Father.

Didn't you see me having fun out there?

Miller.

Carl Miller.

The original Queen of Darkness.