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Oh, man.

Anthony, what's that?

Sorry, other Anthony.

It's like a turbo thermos. Like, I think
it was a welcome gift.

It can hold water, but not a lot of
water.

It was, like, in my closet.

It's just in the closet?

Yeah. It wasn't, like, on the counter or
anything?

No, it's, like, on the floor.

Because maybe I think that was leftover
from whoever.

It's kind of like a... Oh, what is that?

Oh, my goodness.

Look at that. What water bottle is
mostly jelly?

Right. Yeah.

Did you get something like this? You
just got the black one, too? I did, too.

Well, I probably couldn't drink it
without the straw.

No, no. Did you wash it? Yeah.

Seriously, I can't read it.

Oh. Oh.

I don't know if you want me to drink it.

Why? It says Fleshlight Turbo.

What's a flashlight?

It's not a flashlight.

It ain't a thermos. Wait, you don't know
what that is?

Wait, somebody's got to tell me. What is
a flashlight?

Um, uh, uh, it's a... It's a
masturbatory toy for men.

Oh! And you're breaking out of it?

I thought, what? Put it down. Put it
down!

Other Anthony, honey, you need to put it
down. It's not clean. Oh, my.

So I spoke with Marjorie, and she let me
know that that was not a welcome gift.

Honestly, this is like classic Malibu
realtors.

Did somebody use that?

I don't know, honey, but if they did,
they weren't just sticking ice in it.

Are you guys excited about the retreat?

Oh, my God, those.

Obviously, it's Doug's last retreat.

Give it up for the new CEO of Rockin'
Grandma's Hot Sauce. He's a great kid.

Yeah. That is the right fit for CEO.

Will you marry me?

No. Kevin.

You're Captain Fire. You got this. You
got this. I don't got this.

My intention is to find and open the
time capsule.

Oh.

Malibu Realtors. They were f***ing
monsters.

I saw them bringing in a cotton candy
machine and they were swirling around

cocaine in it.

It's an empty seat.

This is going to be empty.

Last night, Kevin had some family issues
that he had to go and deal with, so he

had to leave, but he designated me
Captain Fun, and I actually don't have

hat on right now. I need to run and grab
it, so I got a little bit of a

promotion from Lieutenant to Captain.

Is Kevin coming back today?

Honestly, I don't know if Kevin... Hey,
guys!

Do either of these trees look kind of
like a screaming man to you guys?

Well, I'm not sure what he means by a
screaming man. You're trying to find the

time capsule?

You don't remember where you put it?

No. I remember being like near a tree
that looked kind of like a screaming

Okay. Let me finish up this interview
and I'll do a walk around with you and

if we can find it. For real? Yeah, I got
you. My man. Thank you. Yes, sir. Thank

you.

Yo,

there he is. El Capitan.

Or, hey, I'm the captain now, right?

Captain Ron.

Good movie, huh?

I'm a little nervous,

like first day as CEO.

Big first day for you, first day as
Captain Fun, you know?

Take a breath.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I need today to
go well, right? So I was wondering if

you could just back me up as Captain
Fun. I have my back. Yes, sir. I got

got you, man.

Appreciate you.

Let's go.

Yeah, yes, sir.

Good morning, everybody.

Morning, morning.

All right, good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

Let's all begin, gather around, take a
seat, or remain seated, or stand at your

leisure.

Actually, I'm not the CEO yet, so we're
going to wait for Dad to get started.

Start. Just start. Just start. Just
start.

Yeah, we'll just wait for Dad.

Amy, after Kevin's prank last night,

I gotta know.

Are you okay?

That's so sweet, Jimmy. Um, yeah, I'm
good. I'm actually, like, really good.

Oh, Jimmy the ally.

Yeah. He has a past, and he's really
trying to make up for every dark, ugly,

nasty thing he did.

It's okay to not be okay.

Oh, Jimmy, I love that.

Everyone these days is just trying to be
relevant and caring and thoughtful and

be kind. And it's just grinding my ass
into a stub.

And so the last night I couldn't sleep
because I was up all night going like,

okay, I mean, girl, you just turned 40.
What are fun, cool things you want to

experience while you still have time?

Like a bucket list?

A what?

A bucket list. It's just all the things
that you want to do before you die.

That's, yes, oh my God, a bucket list. A
bucket list, yeah. Yes, I need to make

a bucket list. You've never made one
before?

No, have you?

Yeah, several.

Seriously? Yeah. That is such a good
idea.

Good morning.

Hey, guys.

Let's look alive. Can I have everyone's
attention, please? Now we'll formally

begin.

We'll formally begin, all right.

Hey, guys, day two, rocking Grandma's
retreat.

I spoke with Kevin and his mom, and she
said he's doing fine.

He's probably not going to be back
today. Okay. Okay, so.

Kevin played a prank on us and proposed
to Amy. He said it was a prank after he

proposed, and Amy said no, and he left.
So I think he just needs to take a beat.

Today is going to be amazing. It is
seminar day!

Well, we do a lot of fun things at the
retreat, but seminar day is not one of

the fun things.

I think last year we had a nine -hour
seminar on, um, what was it?

Uh, listening, I think.

No, I don't remember that.

But it's easy to remember three things,
situation, behavior, impact.

These are things that are going to make
feedback more receivable and effective.

I kind of fell asleep during one guy,
and when I woke up, that guy turned into

different guy.

There are a lot of ways in which
conflict may arise. There is also a wide

of what constitutes harassment.

That includes intimidating looks and
staring, comments about appearance,

gestures, whistling and making kissing
noises, racist, xenophobic, homophobic,

sexist, transphobic slurs.

It's my most favorite day of the
retreat.

Yeah, well.

Oh, my God.

What was that? Oh,

no, it's my new posture trainer.

If I slouch, it corrects me.

Oh, God.

Lastly,

the bystander justifies inaction by
saying, it's not my problem.

I'm not going to lie. This morning's
speakers were super lame and boring.

So I made a future executive decision
and hired a speaker of my own. And she

dope.

Total vibe shift.

Steve, is that how you pronounce it?
Steve, Steve. That is correct, yes.

Doug, is that how you pronounce it?
Doug, Doug?

Doug, yes.

Over.

My name is Christine.

I live in a condo.

I went to an online university

to get my public.

Emotions and vulnerability in the
workspace.

It's an important area that we don't
always think about.

Because we hear things like, don't
invite Susan to the meeting.

She's on her period, she'll probably
cry.

Could be something like that. You've
heard that before? Okay.

I have never heard that.

Now, I'm going to have you reach down,
open up your envelope, and there'll be a

sentence inside. And I want you to read
it aloud to the group. Let's start with

you. Jimmy, is that how you pronounce
it? Jimmy?

I want you to read that aloud with no
emotions attached.

I hate everyone in this room.

Oh, my God.

Hey, no emotions, guys.

Sorry.

My girlfriend dumped me because she said
she didn't feel that I had any emotion

when I told her I loved her.

Well, how do you say it?

I love you.

Oh. Well, you could put a little more
passion in it.

I love you.

That was better. That was good.

That was just louder.

I just think I'll probably die alone.

My dog is my husband.

Okay.

So, how does that feel? Bad, because I
love being able to support people with

emotion. Not quite, not quite.

But close.

My dog is my husband. What does that
even mean, right?

But let's put some emotion on it. So if
I say, my dog is my husband!

Right?

It's almost like maybe there's a lady
who has spoken to a witch or a wizard,

the wizard's saying, you have a
beautiful golden retriever, but you

husband, but we could turn the golden
retriever into a husband somehow.

Yes, I haven't attended too many
seminars, so I'm not sure how they go,

This one was pretty weird, and I just
tried to be there and support Dougie

I promised.

Anthony? Anthony? Anthony?

I am humiliated to admit it, but I
ruined the betting.

It happens.

For this exercise, you'll come up,
you'll sit in the boss's chair. We'll

our meeting where I'll tell you my
problem. Once I tell you my problem,

going to say, I have to admit I don't
know what to do.

Yeah, what up? Welcome to my office.

What's cracking?

Is that maybe how you would speak to me?
Yeah, yeah. Or like, what's going on?

Oh, God.

I know about an elevator that's been
stuck on the seventh floor with people

it for many hours, and I haven't said.

Anything about it?

I gotta admit, I don't know what to do.

There's something about the way you're
just throwing it away that is actually

really charming.

And that's a man in charge.

Beggy?

You guys, I've been working on my bucket
list.

Can I share?

Please do.

Yeah, let's hear it. Okay.

Stand up for myself.

I feel like I could cross that off.

Times Square for New Year's.

Oh, boy.

I love crowds.

Get highlights, but just simple ones,
not, like, chunky, but enough to, like,

still get a compliment on.

Let her cook, let her cook. Yeah, we got
to keep going. This feels crazy.

Is this crazy?

Uh -uh. Oh, hike?

Oh, dear God.

What? Kind of boring.

Don't yuck my yamble, you mean.

Well, I don't mean any disrespect,
sweetie, and you should do all of those

things. Okay. Absolutely. I do want to.
But you've got to put yourself out

there. Okay. Take a risk.

Well, give me one.

Okay, like, go to a strip club and sleep
with a stripper.

Helen, no!

It's a bucket list. It should be great.

Take him to a dark alley and have sex
with him there.

He was wild when he was young. I don't
know if I want to have sex in an

alleyway. And if it's too dirty, you can
just use the car.

Not in the alleyway. Wait, I have one.

Okay, yeah, what is it? Have you ever
seen the TV show Bones?

Uh -uh. Okay, well, I think you should
watch an episode of Bones before you

I'll watch Bones with you if you want.
Really? Yeah.

Everyone should come, because everyone
should watch it before they die.

Hey, guys!

There's been a robbery.

What? Yeah.

What do you mean robbed? Everyone's
like, what happened?

Thought something bad happened.

I just went in here, and a 48 -bag box
of Cool Ranch Doritos had gone missing.

Somebody took the box, and so I just
need to know who took it.

I didn't take it. I didn't take it
either.

Really? Nobody wants to admit they took
it? I didn't take it. I was like, y

'all, you can search my room. We didn't
know what to do. We were like, is this

real? Yeah. This is just like the Malibu
Realtors all over again. If this turns

into Grey Goose bottles and fleshlights,
I swear to frickin' God.

God damn it.

It wasn't the chips. It was the trust.

She had the Malibu Realtors last week
here, and she said she has PTSD from

because they have no respect.

All right, so did anybody take the
chips? I don't think that anybody here

Amy. What?

You do love Cool Ranch Doritos. I know.
They are my favorite. I'm not saying you

did it, but, like, did you do it? I
don't need 50 bags. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I

I believe all women, right?

So I believe all of y 'all that you did
not do the chip. And Marjorie's a woman,

too, and I believe hers. So I don't
know. Thank you, Jimmy. You didn't have

How do we solve this? I don't know.

The whole thing is, like, letting her
search to where they could be, and I

know how comfortable y 'all are with
that. I mean, we could, like.

You know what I'm saying? I guess search
each other's rooms. Because, like, if

you go search your room, you're lying.

Thank you, yeah. We could all go with,
like, a group. That's like team

Let's go. Team building.

Who's the liar?

Where are we starting? Where are we
starting?

Future CEO, we can check my room first.

All right. That's what leaders do.

Nothing to see.

Dougie's room is clear. No chips.

Just a big -ass Jamaican flag.

Ripping the boys from Kingston.

Dougie. Uh -uh. We done.

Yep, yeah, sorry, my bad.

Anthony and Dougie led us from room to
room, digging in everybody's stuff,

trying to find these Doritos.

PJ is the first one that I think it
possibly might be. Oh, dang!

Come, I have a huge suitcase full of my
snacks.

I don't need to take cool ranch Doritos,
OK?

Well, I'm trying to be a snack fluencer.

I can't just talk the talk, honey. I
have to snack the snack.

The social media thing, I see it, and I
just feel like I know I can do it. Your

personality, and then you have your
snacks. Like, that's just you, you know

I'm saying? Yeah. Just take that and put
it on the internet.

Okay.

Claire's room is good.

No chips.

Jackie's room is clear.

Amy's room is clear. Steve's room is
clear. No chips.

I mean, actually, Jimmy, we didn't go in
your room.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're
right. We didn't. We're right.

You know, I actually have some delicate
items sitting out.

I don't know if we all need to go in my
room.

You're clearing them. Will you just
come? Yeah, I got you. I got you. Okay,

right. Thanks for coming in. Yeah, yeah,
for sure.

All right, look.

I, you know, old me used to be
problematic, right? And that's a new

sober, making changes.

All right, I don't want to go back to
that. So what I do is when I travel, I

carry with me what I call a shame altar
so that they remind me of what I used to

be like.

Halloween was a big day for old Jimmy.

These are some costume changes that were
regrettable that I wish I could get

back. Mike Jack?

MJ? Michael Jackson. I mean, obviously,
you see how wrong that is.

Uh, what's wrong with it?

It's a white face.

But you're white.

Oh, look at these two. PJ, what do you
got in there, though? Find out what's in

there. What do you got in there, though?

Uh, what the fuck?

Pocahontas? Ah, close.

Pocahontas.

I feel like that's a little bit of, what
would you call it, culture

appropriation? It's a lot of things.
Also, it's real leather.

I think they're pornographic animals.

Oh, I'm not surprised. Wow, old Jimmy.
That's still part of old Jimmy. Yeah,

yeah. We should probably look for these
chips before they start asking too many

questions. Yeah.

You don't really have too much space to
hide it. Actually, there's one last

picture. Oh, Lord. Okay.

I mean, it's the worst. I feel awful
about it, but it's not in here. It's in

that time capsule, and that is why I've
got to find it.

Look, man, I'm glad you shared this with
me. I'm glad you were able to open up.

But we got to get back to look for these
chips.

Don't wait. Don't wait. Yes, absolutely.

Yeah, he had some personal things in
there. I mean, nothing crazy that you

think of. Just some things that I can
respect, and I definitely understand why

he might not want people in there. Yeah,
nothing German or anything.

What?

OK. Jeremy's room is clear. No chips,
and nothing to worry about at all.

Nothing.

OK.

Hey, on to my room. All right. See,
like, come check out my snacks. The only

thing I took was my beef jerky. You feel
what I'm saying? I see chips, but not

the Cool Ranch Doritos.

Anthony's room is clear.

No chips.

Can this be over?

I want to be inside.

For real.

Oh, hey, guys, Dad's here. Dad, hey.

Hey, guys.

Hey. What do you got? Nothing.

We checked everybody's room.

Nobody had it in the room. Yeah.

And what's going on? No shit. No shit.

It was like a team building game.

An exercise game.

No, no, no.

Marjorie is really, really upset about
this. OK, she's pissed. She thinks you

guys are just blowing her off, man.

What? No, we just did the... Blowing her
off as what?

We just wanted to go search everybody's
rooms to double check that nobody was

lying. Okay, but the bottom line is
somebody took the chips, and we got to

out who or what.

As incoming CEO, I will just say that I
took the chips. No, nobody's saying they

took the chips if they did not take the
chips. So then what happens when she

asks for the chips back? What are you
going to do? I'll say I ate them.

48 bags of them? I don't... Hi, guys.
Hi, Marjorie.

So we just went through everybody's
room, and there were no chips in there.

So I genuinely don't think anybody from
my grandma has them.

Yeah. All right, well, that doesn't add
up.

So you searched everybody's room?

Everybody's. Yeah, we searched
everybody's room. You didn't miss

single room? Yeah, we searched
everybody's room except for Kevin.

You didn't search Kevin.

He's gone. His is all the way across.

Let's go search it. Let's go look. Okay.

Honestly, it's not even, like, about the
chip, you know? The chip is the trust,

yeah, for sure.

Oh.

Oh. Found them. What? No.

Wow. No way.

Yo. This is my fault. This is my fault.

Oh, my God.

Yo.

Oh, my God.

This is so romantic, but this is not the
right. Oh, God.

There were Doritos in a heart.

With rose petals around I do really love
the it was like really romantic I'm

guessing it was part of the joke
engagement Marjorie. I'm so sorry. This

like my I'm so because I didn't love
Cool ranch.

Kevin didn't love me. This is not your
fault. This is not you.

Seeing how happy the day -old stale
chips arranged in the shape of a heart

have made Amy, if it were with someone
other than Kevin, made me realize that

maybe I don't have to say I love you,
but I can show it through dumb gestures.

Yeah, like if this was with someone
else, you know, I mean like I would have

been perfect Those have been out for a
few days. I don't know if he does it

really bad I think some of the black
spots of the chips are actually rat

droppings also. Oh I ate one Way to way
to take command

my brother for real any time I get an
opportunity to like Just jump out in the

front and just be like, you know How can
we do this or when somebody asks for

like a guest or like?

a helper or something, I'm like, let me
jump in there. Yeah.

You got that good attitude, man. That's
great, bro.

Today was about trust, and we kind of
lost ours for a minute out there.

But we were able to earn it back.

That's right.

Can I trust you to not judge me or all
the really cool, fun things that I want

to do?

Yes.

Helen?

Yes.

I know it's only day one of the retreat,
but the people here have made me feel

like I'm a part of the team, and that's
super cool.

You know the way you were willing to
take the blame for your team?

That's real leadership.

Thanks, Dad.

You okay?

I've appreciated all your help. You're
Captain Fun, and I'm just making sure

everyone has a good time, too. You need
a name. If I'm Captain Fun, over to you.

Major March?

Major March. You like that? Yeah.

One of the realtors?

Honestly, yeah.

They all had those Porsche Cayenne.

I believe it with a two.

Oh, hey! I don't think I can deal with
this right now.

It's okay, it's okay.

Hi, you work here?

Yeah, I remember you. It's Maggie.

No, Marjorie.

We were here last week, the Malibu Real
Estate Association. Yeah, no, I know who

you are.

Cool, I know. I left a personal item
here.

If I could just get back into my old
room, I'll run in real quick, grab it,

I'll get out. Is there somebody in there
already? Yeah, there's someone staying

in that room.

Well, I actually have a real estate
license, so I can enter other homes even

with a tenant inside. Can you describe
it? Yeah, it's...

It's kind of tubular. It's like made out
of this hard plastic.

It's like a tool. It's like a relaxation
device. Like a massager or something?

It is like a form of massage.

It looks like kind of like a coffee
thermos or like a travel mug.

Kind of this erotic ice blue color.

So a blue coffee mug essentially is what
we're looking for? Yeah, pretty much.

Can you fill it up?

You just fill it up. I mean, yeah, you
can throw it right in the dishwasher,

honestly. If you don't think it's in the
room, it might be by the business

center, by the computer, or maybe by,
like, the muddy part of the creek.

I could sketch it.

All right, boss. Yeah, man, if we find
it, we can bring it to one of your open

houses. I got you. No, no. I could not
ask anybody to do that. I insist that

actually don't do that. Yeah, we'll keep
an eye on, man. All right, we'll see

you later, Cole.

It's a beautiful car, man. What is it?

Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's a Cayenne.

Is that a turbo?

No, I know. I just got base.

Oh, just base? Okay.

Wait, did you say turbo?

We'll see you later.

You're ice cold.

Me? Yes. Yeah, I was trying so hard not
to laugh.

I'm going to fist bump you as soon as
you finish that. That was the best

Good job.

Yeah.

Yeah, so tomorrow it gets real. I have
my first presentation to our clients as

future CEO.

So I just kind of wanted to chill and
watch a little TV. Oh, and I got to

something off my bucket list.

We watch Bones.

This is my favorite show.

And then that's Bones. This looks like
Kate. Kate, this looks like you.

Everyone should watch both before they
die.

I just want to watch it while I'm alive.

I'll have to re -watch it because
everyone was talking the whole time.

I'll watch it with you again. I'd prefer
not.

Company retreat.

Today is what? The day is today!

I have a big kind of announcement that
no one really knows about.

We really don't know what he has in
store?

Someone has filed an anonymous
complaint. This report requires us to

mandatory sexual harassment seminar
today.

A sexual harassment seminar can gargle
in my ball sack.

Boop! The new CEO, my son, Dougie Jr.

Give it up for this guy.

Walk. Where? What? Now.