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Hello. Hello.

How are you doing today?

How are you doing? Anthony, they sent me over your resume here. Can you just

tell me a little bit about yourself?

Yeah. So I'm 25. I'm from Nashville, Tennessee, born and raised.

So I'm always giving it my 100%. Awesome. Awesome.

We're looking to hire a temp.

It would be both for work in office and also at a company retreat.

You'd be my assistant for the trip, helping me with odd jobs.

So we have a documentary crew.

that is following our business.

If you were to do the job, are you okay with being on camera?

Absolutely.

A Rockin' Grandma's Hot Thought. Exciting time for us because we're about

on our big retreat.

And that's what you're helping out with here.

Welcome to Oak Canyon Ranch.

Woo!

You are the future of rockin' grandmas. Give it up for my son, Dougie.

Dougie, that's illegal.

Walk. Where? What?

Let's go!

Two weeks ago, Malibu Realtors fucked a beehive. What?

I'm going to put Be A Whore on my bucket list. Oh, my God. Oh, do not do that.

I real life feel like I'm on a TV show and not a documentary. Like, this is

something that... Honestly, maybe not, because this is not something that you

can just make up.

Introduce yourself and tell us where we are.

Okay.

Hello, my name is Anthony Norman.

I'm here at...

Sorry. You can do it again. Okay, okay.

Rocking grandmama. Sorry. First day here.

He needs to get a tongue scraper.

I'm telling you, all that bacteria, it's just growing on that tongue.

And then it's slapping us in the face.

That's why... Come on.

Good morning.

I'm Anthony.

I'm the new assistant.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to report today. You're probably going to meet

with Kevin. He's just not in yet. Okay. So, yeah, you can just have a seat, and

once he's in, I'll get him for you. All right. Thank you.

I've been doing temp work for about...

Two years, I kind of go everywhere.

Here at Rockin' Grandma's, I'm just an assistant.

I'm basically here to do whatever they need me to do.

You like chips?

Yeah. You want to try those?

I'm all right, thank you. Sure, it's wasabi octopus.

Okay, I appreciate it. All right, you don't get to try these flavors every day

now. Yeah, man, that's a flavor I've never even heard of. I know.

My name is PJ Green.

What do I look? Do I look at you? You look at me, of course. Okay, I always

to look right in there.

I love it here. And I love this company retreat that we're about to go on.

Because, listen, if PJ can take a vacation, PJ's going to take it, okay?

Can I get those papers that were on the printer?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry. It's a little chipped up on that.

Don't mind it.

Hot sauce is like having a moment. You don't see this kind of thing happening

with ketchup.

It's like, name me like a YouTube ketchup show. What's the name of that

ketchup show everyone watches?

There is, no, because it doesn't exist.

Because hot sauce is time. It's our time. Hot sauce is time. Yeah.

I'm Kevin Gomez. I run HR here at Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce.

I consider myself kind of a big brother that you can come and share your secrets

with. I guess I can give you a noogie too, but, you know, mostly a sympathetic

ear. Thank you so much for jumping on this. Yeah, thank you for having me. The

retreat. It's a huge deal for us every year. It's kind of like my Super Bowl

the year, you know, getting everything ready, and you're going to be my right

-hand man. This year is especially exciting because our founder and CEO,

is retiring.

Can I have a quick question?

Sure, Jimmy.

If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain e -mails or something

like that, and, like, forwarded it around the office or something?

Is it sexual in nature? Oh, yeah.

Very much so. No, I wouldn't do that. No? No. Okay.

Better safe than sorry, right?

I guess I'll forward it. What if I forward it?

Fair enough. You know, old Jimmy would have already sent it. Okay. Thank you. I

rib Jimmy all the time, but he has come a very long way.

When I first started here, I couldn't stand him. He was a lot. You did a lot.

did a lot. But new Jimmy, 2 ,446 days sober.

Warehouse.

He tries.

You want a tour? Absolutely.

Great. Let's take a tour. There's not much to see, but let's take a tour.

Over here, we got sales.

Hey, guys.

Hey. Hey. This is the customer relations.

Amy. Hi, Amy.

Hi, Kevin.

I'm Amy Patterson. My go -to Starbee's order is actually the same as Taylor

Swift's go -to Starbee's order.

Isn't that so funny?

Not really.

Good morning, Helen.

This is our accountant, Helen. This is Anthony.

Hi, Anthony.

I've been cooking the books here for 26 years.

Never been audited that I remember.

This is our sourcing expert here.

Hey, I'm Anthony. Anthony as well. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Come on, Anthony.

Oh, me? No, this is Anthony.

This is our CEO.

Hey, meet my new assistant for the week, Anthony.

Nice to meet you. Enjoy your office while you got it.

Yep, Dougie's office soon.

I'm retiring, so bye -bye Doug, me.

My son is going to be the new CEO, and he is going to be great.

I feel like he needs to be afforded the opportunity to keep Rockin' Grandma

a family business.

Okay. I also understand the risks.

So I appreciate your offer, but I'm not ready to sell the company at this time.

Okay.

Doug, he's nice.

He was a bit scary just because, you know, he's obviously the big boss man.

didn't even look up at me, but it just shows how serious he takes his business

and what he does.

Man, how you doing?

I'm Dougie, by the way.

I'm Dad's son.

Anthony, man.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I usually set up in here.

You don't mind if I, it's kind of just.

Kind of share dad's office, but I like to come in here and just like, it's like

my, my soft labs. Are you a hot sauce guy?

Yes and no.

Cooking up some a little special for the retreat. So I'm like kind of, you know,

excited about that sort of.

I'm excited.

Yeah. I'll be the assistant, so anything y 'all need, I'm there. That's right.

Yeah, this will be my first one.

Okay. I mean, I've only been back for six months. I lived in Jamaica for,

four years. Oh.

But, yeah, I just kind of, like, fell in love, linked up with these dudes. We're

just, like, jamming with the lobby band.

You're the Jive Prophet?

Uh -huh. God band.

No? No.

Now, it has always been my hope that Dougie would take over someday, but when

dropped out of business school to do a rock band in Jamaica, I was like...

There goes that idea. And I just had to see if we could make it, you know?

Turns out we couldn't.

One of the things I'm trying to do, like, when I take over for dad, is,

zhuzh up the bottle. This has, like, been this logo forever. Like, it'll rock

your socks off. It'll rock your socks off.

Kind of emphasize the off. Yeah, right?

We're rocking grandma's. I feel like she should be, like... Rocking out. You

know what I mean?

Like, shredding out.

Look, I've known Dougie his whole life. He's a great kid.

That is the right fit for CEO.

People think I'm just taking over because it's my dad's company or

But I'm like, I want to put in the work. You know what I mean? I want to show

that I'm not just some nepo kid that's handed the keys.

We're like, oh, he's like the brawny of hot sauce or whatever.

And it just bugs me because I'm like, I'm not. I'm better suited to run

Grandmas than he is to be on an NBA team.

You know what I'm saying? I think you put in the work.

I wouldn't say.

Bro.

Appreciate you, bro.

Dougie, he might be a little worried about jumping into something new, you

especially when it's a family business. He doesn't want to let his dad down.

Even after having one conversation with him, I have faith in him.

Do you think she's going to know?

That it's her birthday?

No, not that she knows it's her birthday, dog.

Today's a really big day because, well, first of all, the biggest thing today,

Amy's birthday.

It's a big one, too.

It's kind of crazy around here. Just wrapping up a lot of loose ends before

retreat. We were saying it's like senioritis, you know, like we're all

like, you know, it's like the last day of school kind of feeling, you know.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, in Jamaica we say, I'll be buzzed.

Don't do that.

You can put them on here. I can carry it all together.

Oh, beautiful. That's my guy right there.

Well, he's my, like I said, he's my guy.

Who's to say I can't be both of you guys?

Who's got it? Who's got it?

Y 'all aren't putting me in that situation.

That's a lose -lose.

Fair enough. That's my guy. Fair enough.

He's my guy, though.

But, I mean, like, my own happy, probably, like, my childhood, okay,

childhood treehouse. I don't know.

Wait, you had a treehouse? Yes.

My dad built it.

I'll let you guys finish up. I love you, Kevi.

You, too.

Here, take a seat, take a seat.

Isn't she great?

Yeah, yeah.

I want to show you something, okay? This is exciting, okay?

I can tell by the look on your face.

I haven't been able to tell anybody else. Okay. But on night one of the

I'm going to propose to Amy.

Yeah, man.

Congratulations to you, brother. I've had a proposal. Heck yeah, man. That's

exciting. I don't exactly know how I'm going to propose to her, either public

private. How would you do it if you were going to do it?

It kind of depends on her and what she likes.

Yeah, to me, she seems like the outgoing type. I would probably go for, like,

the in front of everybody, especially because y 'all are a close -knit family.

I think you're right.

I was getting in my own head. I was getting in my own head about it, and now

that I hear it out loud, I'm like, I'm going to do it in public because I think

it's the best way to do it. Yeah, absolutely, man. Thank you so much. Yes,

See you tomorrow, bright and early.

Mom, I got some very exciting news, but I can't tell you for a few days.

That sounds like good news, Kelly.

Okay, but get ready to be excited in a few days.

Excited to get the retreat started?

Excited, very excited, very excited.

It's sort of the calm before a lot of fun.

These are my last hours as a single man.

This is like a bachelor party on wheels.

Oh my gosh.

Turn right onto Triunfo Canyon Road.

Oh, yeah.

I've only seen pictures of this gazebo thing.

I want to show you something. Okay.

I know back at the office, you know, I can be sort of a hard -ass sometimes,

here at the retreat, I like to cut loose and really just have fun. Okay. And so

for the duration of the retreat, you can call me Captain Fun.

Captain Fun? OK, Captain Fun. I'm Captain Fun, and you're going to be

Fun. Yes. And so I get a hat, too?

No, if we both had hats, it would confuse people.

Just a little jealous you pulled that one out.

Oh, no, exactly.

It's a very beautiful property, so I'm really excited everybody's about to get

here, and the fun is going to start.

Kevin is Captain Fun, and I'm Lieutenant Fun because I'm his assistant, and our

job is to keep everybody happy and keep a positive energy.

Hello.

Hey. I'm Marjorie. I'm the manager here at Oak Canyon. I'm so sorry I didn't

have your sign up. The group that came before you guys, they just checked out

and they were a bit of a headache.

Oh, that's okay.

They're terrible human beings.

Anyway, hi. Welcome, Rocky Grandma.

I've hosted dozens of wonderful organizations at the ranch and one group

monsters,

Malibu Realtors.

I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine and they were swirling around

cocaine in it.

Check, check.

Me mine not fire.

Me mine not fire. Oh, here they come.

Rocking grandmas is here.

Yes, sir.

Woo.

Feeling hot, hot, hot.

Woo.

Me mine not fire.

Me mine not fire. Feeling hot, hot.

Good one for yourself.

Nice. Hot, hot, hot.

His name is not Kevin. It is Captain Fun.

Got to get it right.

Captain Fun. He's Lieutenant Fun, by the way. Lieutenant Fun.

I didn't get a cool hat, but Lieutenant.

This retreat is my escape.

I love my three babies and my husband, but I just need one week without

Cocomelon.

Just in time. How you doing? How you doing?

Claire is here.

Claire.

Wait, I'm just going to put on a mask really quick.

It's more than I thought.

More bugs.

It's my first retreat.

I work remote.

I'm meeting everyone for the first time in person today.

I thought you were black, honey.

I got to get my computer fixed. It's really, really dark. You can just put up

the brightness.

I felt like it was important that I come this year, and I just, like, wanted to

meet him in person because obviously it's, you know, it's Doug's last retreat

before he dies, which is really...

Sad to me. Before he dies.

Yeah, it's his last one.

No, he's retiring.

Not because he's dying? No, he's not sick.

He's retiring.

Thought he was dying.

Well, I just, he was saying some stuff and I saw kind of like a...

I

don't know.

Yeah, well, that's good.

How was the drive -in, okay?

Yeah. I know you don't ever go on a bus, but we missed you.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

The first person I kind of connected with, I would say, is Dougie. He was

raw and vulnerable with me, so I think that allowed me to open up to him.

Hey, man, you have to show me some of your music sometime, dog. Yeah, for

Jive profit.

We, like, had the falling out.

We're kind of trying to work it back. Kind of. Yeah, it's complicated, dude.

Fans are, like... Like family, you know what I mean? Like one little rip could

turn into a big tear.

That's kind of what happened with us, you know? Did it kind of like tear in

separate ways or like down the middle? How many people are in it? Kind of just

like a tear on my side.

They kind of like... Tore you out? Yeah.

I would like to welcome each and every one of you to Rockin' Grandma's annual

retreat. Give it up. Come on.

Fantastic.

And I think that this is definitely going to be our best retreat.

That's because you have got so much to look forward to. And we have got team

building, fantastic motivational speakers and seminars. Kate, I know you

that. We have got the client cookout.

I'm hungry. Yes. And then not to mention the Doug Cathlon, ladies and gentlemen.

Last but not least.

The Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent Talent Contest! Now come on!

I also want to make sure that I share something with you, and now's the time,

think.

Right here.

This is the spoon that was used by my grandma, Grandma Roz, your great

-grandmother, when she used to make hot sauce in our kitchen when I was a little

boy. What?

My grandmother used to stir the pot and make the sauce.

And she used to say that the main ingredient was love.

And I always held that to my heart until I found out years later that it's

really manzano peppers.

That's the main ingredient.

Anthony, what do you got, pal?

Honestly, I smell the bug spray on my hands.

Not an ingredient in grandma's hot sauce, buddy. That's not in there.

Dougie Jr.

Wait, really? Son, come here.

What? I am giving you this spoon now.

Stir the sauce well.

You are the future of Rockin' Grandma's. Give it up for my son, Dougie Womack

Union.

Congratulations on that, man.

Dude, I know, right?

I literally almost started crying. The feeling of what it's like to be a dad. I

want to be able to pass something down to my son.

I love that for y 'all, man. Thank you, bro.

How long do you give Dougie? I don't know.

He's so nice and he has such big hair.

Oh, God. So how

are

you feeling about the retreat, Anthony?

Oh, I'm feeling really good about the whole thing. Like I'm super.

Wait, which?

You're good, man. Keep running. Well, actually, I was kind of thinking, you

know, Anthony and I have the same name, and it's confusing.

From here on out, everyone should just call me Other Anthony.

Actually, I'm Lieutenant Fun.

Oh!

Yeah. Yeah.

Other Anthony.

First nickname?

Yeah, I've never really had a nickname.

It's a longer name. Yeah. That's a long nickname.

I just want to do, real quick, like, take the spoon and say, like, your

intentions are...

further a tree. This is my first one, and I'm just really excited to grow my

bond with each and every one of you as a leader and send you off in style. Dad,

I love you.

You know, people think this job was handed to me, and I'm just excited to,

prove that it's not, like, a hand job. It's an earned job. You know what I

So just looking forward to proving that.

Get more sleep than I normally do. Be more appreciative about everything that

have here, like my own bed.

Wait, are you still on Helen's couch?

Yeah, yeah. Well, I love sleeping. He's on my left. Yeah, I can't lay flat.

Do you know what happened?

I know this, but I don't want to spill your tea. My condo had black mold

I was installing the dishwasher incorrectly.

Water went everywhere.

Stupidly turned the heat on.

Why? I thought it would dry the water.

It's a science experiment.

Because it is Doug's last retreat, my intention is to find and open

the time capsule.

Oh. Remember the time capsule?

Yes. We're going to do that. Add that to the list.

Is this the one we buried in 2017?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember a lot of that night. Oh. Yeah.

First day on the retreat. It's very exciting.

And I think Captain Fun might have something in store for us later today.

I would love your help with this proposal.

Okay. I have the spot picked out.

Do you think you could help me film it? Yeah, absolutely.

So basically, this is, I think, is where I'm going to do it. Okay. What does

this look like?

Let's say I'm over here.

By the way, if she's... crying zoom in get it if i'm crying zoom out don't get

me crying close up do you mind one just one thing can you just stand in real

quick just so that i just so i know how it's amy patterson i love you will you

marry me well by the way do you think i should wear this or what do you think um

Yeah, maybe take it off. Maybe take it off. You wouldn't wear your hat to a...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even when you sit down to eat dinner, you're supposed to

take your hat off. So when you're proposing, you probably should. Well,

Fun makes the rules here. All right, all right. I guess you make the final call.

Thank you so much for helping out with this. Absolutely. I think she's going to

love it. Yeah, I know she's going to love it.

Oh, it looks great on camera, too.

Does it look good? Yeah. Oh, are they coming?

Here we go.

Maybe I can't do this. I don't know. You got it, man. You got it. You got it,

man. Look how pretty this is.

Everybody, come on in. This is so pretty.

Thank you, everybody, for coming. Amy, could you? Squirtle, squirtle. Me?

Yeah, squirtle. Is this like another birthday thing?

Well, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Amy, ever since we started working together at Rockin' Grandma's years ago,

My fondest memories of this job have been with you, especially at this

I remember years ago, you and I got pretty drunk on Dirty Shirley's. And I

remember my best friend's wedding was on the TV.

And we then and there made a promise to each other that if we both reached the

age of 40 and neither of us were married, that we would marry each other.

So here I am.

Amy Patterson, I love you.

Oh. Will you marry me?

Oh.

Kevin.

Kevin, no.

Kevin. What?

No. No, I know what we said, and that it's a really cute movie, but, I mean,

Kevin, we've never even been on a date. Oh, no, we went out to dinner the other

night for your birthday.

Yeah, but it was me and you and eight of my other girlfriends. Kevin, what?

Oh, okay. No, no, but we love each other. You say I love you all the time.

Oh, my God. Were you going to propose with that hat on?

Oh, no, no, no.

No.

I do love you like a friend.

I love you like a friend.

I got you.

It's a joke. I got you. It's a joke.

You should see your face.

No, you should see your face.

No,

it's a joke. This is a joke.

Anthony, you know it's a joke.

This isn't even a real ring, by the way. Not even a real ring. Oh, okay.

Fake proposal, fake ring, you know.

Hey, hang back with me for one minute, buddy.

You need some help picking up? Oh, sure, sure. I'll need some help here.

Walk with me just for a minute.

That actually was not a joke. That was a real proposal.

Yeah, yeah, I'm aware.

I think I might have misinterpreted the nature of our relationship, actually.

Yep. I made a mistake there. That was wrong. That was wrong.

Possibly, but at least now... I was going to say, at least now she knows how

feel about her genuinely, but...

You told her it's a joke, so maybe she doesn't. Like, she's probably really

confused now.

Sure, sure, sure.

Do you think it was because I wore the hat?

Um, not really.

Is that where I lost her? She might not have liked the hat, but, you know, I

think if she, if that's really what she was wanting to do, I don't think the hat

would have made a difference. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm

saying? Yeah, yeah.

Um, just wait here one second, okay? Yeah, just wait here one second. I'm

for you, man, whatever you need. Thank you so much.

OK, so I think I'm going to go because I can't face Amy Lynn right now, and I

can't face anybody else right now for the moment. You're Captain Fun now, OK?

You know, you got this. Yeah, I got it.

Do you not want to go back and get that ring that you threw?

Could you find that? Because I spent a lot of money. Yeah, that's what I'm

saying. You don't want to just leave it.

It's worth about eight grand.

Come here.

Okay. You're good, man. Take a breath. Breathe. No. All right. Yeah, no, I

appreciate it. I appreciate it. I really appreciate you. Yes, sir.

Everything's good. You're going to have a great time. You're Captain Fun. You

got this. You got this. I don't got this. And by the way, just tell him I

not because I'm embarrassed or something. Just tell him I had diarrhea.

I got subpoenaed by the court.

Okay. Okay.

You're officially promoted, Captain Fun.

Yeah.

What is this?

I think he put cans on his car as part of the joke.

Quite clear that you can see it wasn't a joke.

He's left because he's embarrassed.

We've never even been on a date. I was wondering, what about sex things?

No. Tasteful nudes? Nothing.

You should be proud of yourself for standing up and saying the right thing.

Listen to Mama Helen.

I'm not quite sure how to handle this situation. Can we step over and have a

conversation real quick?

Yeah. So, he left.

Okay. Because he was embarrassed. He told me not to tell them that, but he

just make something up, and I'm like...

This is your company. I'm a temporary worker.

I don't know if he told you that. I haven't met him.

Okay, so I've only been with him for like three days.

So it feels like a lot. Yeah.

I'm sure no one would blame you if you wanted to leave too.

If you want to leave, I got your back.

But if you want to do what Kevin said and stay, I got your back there too.

All right, guys.

So Kevin told me to let you guys know that he had to leave because he had some

family issues.

Continue with the retreat, and let's have a good time.

Okay. All right. Thank you. Sounds good. It's okay.

Yeah, cool. Okay.

Let's have a good time, y 'all. It's quiet.

Come on, y 'all. Let's do it. Yeah.

I got a promotion.

Let's have a good time, guys.

I think the most important thing about working here is the family aspect.

And I would like to officially knight thee.

Once you find a place that cares about you, it's so easy to give your all.

Let's do it.

With a company this small, everybody sort of has to be invested, making sure

that the transition from Doug to Dougie Jr. goes smoothly, and that's a lot of

what this retreat is about.

It's like when you get a feeling in the pit of your stomach and you can define

it as nervousness or you can define it as excitement. I choose to define it as

excitement.

It's bittersweet for me because I want to send that off and it's sad because

it's like the ending of an era, but it's also sweet because I'm taking over and

I'm excited to, you know, to show what I can bring and, you know, all that

excitement.

I really want to give Dougie the chance to do this, and that is why this week at

the retreat is so big.

I need to see that he's got what it takes.

So, yeah, today was interesting,

to say the least, in so many aspects.

Kevin's gone.

Dougie's taken over.

I mean, there's a lot going on.

They seem like a tight group, a family business.

I just hope I can make this retreat a success.

Can I yell?

This season on Company

Retreat. There's been a robbery.

You can search my room. This is my fault.

Let's show them what we got. Let's show them who we are. You really did that?

Jesus!

Welcome to the Doug Cat Live!

Oh, my God.

Dougie. Dougie. Dougie. I just want a couple.

Who's that?

Oh, bro.

Bruh.

This feels crazy. Is this crazy?

Put it down.

Put it down.

Dougie Jr.

If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff, they're going to be like,

you're lying.