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Are you okay?
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Huh? I'm fine. Just a little
itchy from the dampness.
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Oh, all right, just itchy, huh?
Wait, I mean... you're okay, right?
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Huh? Whatever you're on about,
I'm fine, obviously. Who do you think I am?
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"You aren't going anywhere, right?"
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confirms Misaka Misaka out of concern.
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No, I'm not going anywhere.
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> Ping pong pang pong! J)
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"It is time to eat," says Misaka,
announcing suppertime,
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even though she does not work at the hospital.
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"Hooray! Suppertime!"" says Misaka Misaka,
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looking forward to if today's
dessert is yogurt or maybe gelatin!
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"Sally Forth, Mr. Accel! A Madcap Onslaught"
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Even a villain like me, who can turn
a blind eye to just about anything,
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has some things that he can't put up with.
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"Ramen"
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The way the aroma of tonkotsu
at this place sticks with you is terrific.
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Villains have to eat stuff
that's bad for their health.
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Here you go, one abura soba!
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This is as sinful as always!
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The oil makes it glisten
before it gets mixed up!
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What's more, I only ordered a regular bowl,
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"The sight of a Level 5 taking on abura soba"
Add in the way the shoots, pork,
sprouts, and scallions are tossed on!
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I'll take them all and mix
them into a sloppy mess...
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...and then slurp it down as loud as I can!
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I'll whip the sauce up a little bit,
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let it mingle with the noodles
and blend together in my mouth.
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Even a villain like me, who doesn't give
fixed-menu cuisine a second look and slurps his soup,
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can't help but enjoy himself out loud
when it comes to something like this!
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Now this is what a villainous aesthetic is!
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Master...
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Whoo! It's so good!
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If I use vector control, I can get
even more noodles in my mouth!
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Feels so good going down!
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Tonkotsu ramen!
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Mr. Accel!
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"Mr. Accel"
This is a fun and enjoyable
anime where Mr. Accel
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"Mr. Accel"
answers various difficult
questions off the cuff.
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Somosan!
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Huh? What does that mean?
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Don't you know?
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"Somosan" is what you say
before posing a Zen riddle, mm-hmm.
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Incidentally, when you respond,
you have to say "seppa" first.
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Oh, yeah? Just who do
you think I am? I'm a villain.
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I don't care about--
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Somosan! I am a deluge above
and an inferno beneath! What am 1?
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Hang tough, Master.
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Brother, good luck.
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Adonai...
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Seppa! You're obviously a bathtub!
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Specifically a Goemonburo bath, mm-hmm...
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Beef steak!
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Aw, my neck itches.
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Are you okay?
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Huh? I'm fine. Just a little...
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...itchy from the dampness, right?
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Misaka Misaka is just aching to pat
baby powder or something on your neck,
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"Battery"
but is hesitant to do so
because of your delicate equipment.
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to pat down the rubber parts
of your delicate equipment,
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where hydrolysis has started,
like it was nothing.
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Huh? I don't understand what you're saying.
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> Ping pong pang pong! J)
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"It is time to eat.
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Incidentally, yesterday's
announcement was by 10046,
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while this is 10032," adds Misaka.
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Huh? I can't tell what the difference is!
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> Ping pong pang pong! J)
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"That's where it was different," says Misaka--
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I told you, I can't tell!
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"Level 6 or bust, Brother! --Hirumi"
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Sorry about this,
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but I just remembered something.
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The taste of food so villainous,
that's so bad for you,
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yet so attractive that it truly
is food made for a villain!
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This is good! This is better than good!
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We have noodle dishes where I'm from,
but the Japanese variety is especially good!
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Here is your order.
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I've been waiting for this!
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This was worth waiting for!
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Adonai...
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For some strange reason,
this ramen shop is serving gyudon.
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"The sight of a Level 5 taking on gyudon"
Or butadon, if you prefer,
and if anyone doesn't like that, there's gyudon.
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"The sight of a Level 5 taking on gyudon"
And this gyudon is quite evil.
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One might think that eating piping fresh
gyudon at a pace like this might burn,
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but I'm absolutely fine!
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How am I able to perform such a feat, you ask?
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Because this gyudon is
served while my head is still cold!
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So being Level 5 has nothing to do with it!
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It's optimal for when I'm in a hurry!
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It feels so good the way it
gets louder the more I chew it!
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It really lets you know you're eating meat!
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Firm meat is so evil!
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- -So good! So good! Indescribably good!
- -So good! So good! Indescribably good!
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White rice!
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Mr. Accel!
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"Mr. Accel"
This is a fun and enjoyable
anime where Mr. Accel
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answers various
difficult questions off the cuff.
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Riddle me this! In the morning,
I have four legs,
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at noon, I have two legs, and in the evening,
I have three legs. What am 1?
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Huh? What are you talking about?
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Something dirty?
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Huh? No! No!
This anime is surprisingly non-erotic.
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Oh, yeah. As a villain,
I'm not much into that, myself.
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"Yeah, that's an arch-villain for you!"
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says Misaka Misaka, praising you
from the bottom of her heart.
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Not "arch-villain"! I'm a villain!
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Villain! Villain!
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Fig pizza!
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IKKO-san!
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"IKKO-san"
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Pot stickers!
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Bwah! That was good.
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Huh? I overate? But I am a villain.
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Even if I puke, with my vector control...
No, no, no, no!
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"One hour later"
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"Welcome home, dear.
Here are some nightcap sweets,"
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says Misaka Misaka,
trying to play the thoughtful lady.
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"We're just getting started"
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Sweets... Yum!
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Huh?
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