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Hello? Hi, Daddy.

I don't know why you didn't just text me. Why'd you have to call me?

Okay. Hey, stay with me. I'm going to make lunch while we talk.

Okay?

Okay, okay, Dad.

It's fine. I'll be nice to her.

I just don't know why I can't be home alone for the weekend.

What, you don't trust me?

You don't think I'm a responsible adult?

Well, she's not my mom. She's my new wife.

No, I'll be nice to her. That's fine.

Okay, okay, Dad.

I'm sure we'll find something to do.

I promise I'll be nice to her.

I'll be a good girl.

God, it's not like I was going to throw a party or anything.

I was just going to watch TV and chill out.

Okay, okay.

All right.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

All weekend with this lady.

Ugh.

Hello! Hi!

I was just on the phone with my dad about you.

I'm so glad we finally get to spend time together.

I know, it's going to be so much fun.

I know, all weekend.

There's nothing I'd rather do this weekend.

Aw, that's so sweet of you to say.

Aw.

It's so good to finally get to spend some time with you. I'm so excited to

this weekend with you. There's nothing I would rather do.

It's so sweet.

And I know your dad was worried about us getting along, but I don't know what

he's worried about.

I know, right?

Yeah.

We're going to be best friends. I know it.

You're like the coolest stepmom ever.

Aww.

So what do you want to do first?

Well, I was thinking you've worked so hard all week, and I think I'm pretty

at giving massages. Can I give you a massage?

Can you? Yes.

Yeah? That'd be amazing.

Okay. I can't remember the last time I got a massage.

Oh, you totally deserve it. Aw.

Okay, let's go do that then. All right. I'm excited.

Probably the best spot would be Fidule right here. Okay. And I have this super

awesome oil. It's coconut oil.

We use this at work all the time.

Nice. It's going to make you so soft.

And it smells really good. But it stains.

Ooh. Yeah. So I don't want to get it on your pretty dress.

Did Dad buy you that dress? Yes. Do you like it? So cute. Yes.

So it'd be best if you probably just get naked.

Oh. I bet all my clients do.

Really? Yeah.

It's standard.

I mean, I could go get a robe or...

Just you and me. We're girls here.

Nothing I haven't seen before.

So just lay down.

Stomach first.

Okay. And just make yourself comfortable.

Like this?

Yeah, exactly like this.

So, I think I'm going to start with your shoulders.

It's going to make me feel really good.

I'm so excited.

I'm getting really good at this.

Yeah? Yeah.

Gosh, when did you graduate? It seems like just a couple months ago.

Your dad and I are so proud of you.

Aw, thank you.

You know, I kind of was worried you'd be a party girl forever.

Yep, I'm all grown up.

Mature now.

Yeah, don't tell your dad I told you this, but he actually told me he thought

you might be a lesbian.

Um,

okay.

Weird. Yeah, that's what I said.

Hmm.

Interesting.

I don't know.

Where he would get such an idea like that.

I have to say I'm really glad that you took me to go to the massage classes.

It's really the best job that I've ever had.

So tell me about work. Have you made any new friends?

Yeah, actually.

I met this woman named Veronica.

She's pretty good at what she does.

Is she another therapist?

Yeah, she's a massage therapist. We actually do massages together sometimes.

Oh, both of you together on one client? Yeah.

That's interesting.

Definitely interesting.

It's a lot of fun. Yeah. To be the least.

Does that feel good?

It's amazing.

Your glutes are so tense. I know, I run a lot.

Mmm, I can tell.

Daddy would be so happy to see us here like this right now, getting along.

I know. I know we had a rough start to our relationship, but I feel like things

are really going to turn around now.

You were just really immature.

Oh.

Yeah, well.

Sorry about that.

It's just a phase.

Uh -huh.

Sure.

You know, you're really tense right here, too.

Yeah? Yeah, you should relax more.

Okay.

Doesn't this coconut oil smell good?

It does, actually. I might start using it with my clients. It's amazing.

You should.

Are these the kind of massages you give?

Well, I usually use kind of professional massage lotion, but I like the coconut

oil, too.

You're, like, really tense right here.

Yeah? Yeah.

You should, like, relax.

Okay, I'm trying to relax, but that's just a little intimate.

Oh, come on.

You're my new mommy. We're family.

A little bit more oil.

Right here.

I know. You work so hard.

Oh, no.

My brand new shirt.

Did you get oil on it?

Yeah, just a little.

You know what? I'm just going to take this off so I don't get any more oil on

it. Okay.

I just got that shirt.

I hate that. That's the worst.

Yeah.

The worst.

Yeah, that's much better.

You're so flippery now. It feels so good, doesn't it?

I don't know. I think I'm a little uncomfortable with this.

With what?

Well, I feel like... I don't know. Maybe you're just a little close.

We're family. It doesn't get closer than that. What are you talking about?

Don't be weird.

Yeah.

Don't be uptight.

Just me.

Come on. Don't deny it. It feels good, doesn't it? It does feel good.

See?

I knew it does.

Let me see your feet now.

I'm sure they're sore from wearing high heels all the

time. I love my heels.

Well, you look really sexy in them.

Oh, thanks.

That feels amazing.

Yeah?

See, I told you I'd make you feel good.

You have really strong hands.

Oh, thank you.

Other foot!

Oh, it's amazing.

Mm -hmm.

Feels really good, doesn't it?

Yeah. I know, right?

You're getting yourself really oily, though.

It's okay. It's why I took my shirt off.

I knew I was going to get messy. I always do.

Not like this at work, I hope.

Oh.

Not usually.

It's got oil everywhere.

It feels really good, though. I know.

It's making such a mess.

I don't know, though. I think you're...

Dad's gonna be home soon. What if he finds you naked?

Um, hello?

He's my dad. He's seen me naked a million times.

Like, I care if my dad sees me naked.

You want me to be a little awkward?

Um, no.

Why would you say that?

I think I need to get your shoulders just a little bit more.

Don't you think?

It's amazing.

Yeah.

It's a full body massage.

So I wanted to relax.

I love the way that coconut oil smells.

Does it smell good?

It's supposed to be really good for your skin too.

Yeah.

Oh, it's amazing.

See, I knew you would finally relax and let go.

I know. I guess, you know, I give a lot of massages. I'm not really used to

getting them.

Your turn to be spoiled for once.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

This is soft and slippery now.

You're gonna be soft and slippery.

I know.

I am.

So good.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Good.

I wanted you to feel nice and relaxed.

Maybe you should flip over now.

Okay. Yeah?

Yeah. Okay.

So I can get your other side.

I could just fall

asleep. This is amazing.

Well, I mean, I don't really feel sore there particularly.

Oh, I know, but if I don't get the opposite of what I get on your back,

you're going to be uneven.

You don't want to be unbalanced, do you?

No, I guess not. Yeah.

It's like a bad blow of chi.

Exactly.

You want good chi.

I have to say, you have such a nice body.

Thank you. See why my dad likes you.

You know, doesn't that feel good?

It does.

It sure does.

My skin feels amazing.

It sure does.

Now, get your leg.

Since you are a runner.

Totally have a runner's body too. Thank you.

Just taking you running with you sometimes.

I'd love to.

Always good to have a running buddy.

I couldn't realize how sore my quads were until you started massaging.

They're so tense. You just need to relax.

This is definitely helping.

Good.

I think this is the perfect start to our girls' weekend together.

I'll have to give you a massage tomorrow.

Mm -hmm.

I would like that very much if you wanted

to massage me, too.

I'd love to.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Don't get fresh over there.

What are you talking about?

I was just trying to cover every inch.

Alright. I don't want to miss any spots.

I'm just saying.

I do massage too. I don't want that kind of massage.

Are you sure about that?

Yes, what would your dad say?

He's not here right now.

So?

I'm your mom now, so I just think that's completely inappropriate.

Oh, okay, whatever.

I was just massaging your thigh.

Super soft eyes.

It does feel good.

Last but not least.

I told you I have to get every inch so you're not uneaten.

That's every inch.

I'm married to your father.

I know. He's my daddy.

I mean, come on.

It's okay. He's not here right now.

He comes in.

It's just us girls here right now.

Tell me then.

Are you saying it doesn't feel good?

It doesn't feel good. This feel good?

Well, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does?

Of course it does.

What are you complaining about?

Yeah,

I was just trying to make you feel good.

I just want to make it feel really,

really good.

See, that's why I tried. I'm just trying to make you feel a little bit better.

It's working.

I've done this before.

You're doing a good job.

No one can make you come like another woman.

I'm sorry.

ah fuck oh

Oh, my God.

Turn you over.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.