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Hey, Mom. Hey, honey.

Where are you?

Oh, I'm just out in the garage.

Aunt Cindy has a lot of books out here.

Oh, my God. That stuff has been back there for years.

Watch out for spiders in there, young lady.

I will.

Well, dinner's almost ready.

I made spaghetti and meatballs.

Mom, you know I'm vegan and I'm on a low -carb diet.

I can't eat spaghetti and meatballs.

Vegan? What are you talking about?

Your grandmother used to make spaghetti and meatballs for your auntie and I when

we were just girls, and we loved it. Now get your butt inside this house.

Okay, Mom.

Check these out later.

June 5th, 1995.

Things have been so hard for me lately.

Money has been so tight that it looks like I'm finally going to have to drop

of college.

My mom worked so hard to send me here, and I feel like I'm letting her and the

rest of my family down.

I wish someone would give me millions of dollars out of nowhere.

That would be nice.

Fat chance, though. In real life, I'm broke.

Reality just sucks, I guess.

Whoa, that sucks for her.

Whoa, she won the lottery?

Since her diary did it?

Winning the lottery sure didn't work out how I expected.

Turns out being rich is more expensive than I thought.

The IRS keeps coming after me for property taxes on the houses I bought.

And the payment on my yacht is already past due.

The money from the lottery is almost gone, and I don't know how to get any

Plus, Tupac just died today.

I wish I could just get in my plane and fly away to some tropical island where

nobody will ever see me again.

Is that what happened to Aunt Cindy?

It can't be.

This...

She did not win the lottery for this.

There's no way.

I mean, it's not going to hurt if

I write in it, right?

July 21st, 2017.

Dear Diary, I really wish my mom would just accept my vegan lifestyle.

And stop trying to make me eat meat for dinner, Scarlett.

Hey. Hey, Mom.

Just doing some homework over here.

Well, you know, I was actually thinking about what you said earlier today.

And I'm not going to make spaghetti and meatballs.

You're not?

Nope. I'm going to take you out to vegan burger instead.

Oh.

Okay. All right. So let's go. I know you've got to be hungry.

Hey, Mom.

Yeah?

Whatever happened to Aunt Cindy?

Oh, Aunt Cindy's story? Oh, my God, that was just so tragic.

You know in college that she won the lottery and got millions and millions of

dollars, right?

Yeah. She ended up, you know, buying lots of houses and boats.

One year she decided to buy a plane and go to Bermuda.

Well, we think she crashed because we never heard from her ever again.

Okay, yeah.

It's really tragic.

Yeah. Well, come on.

Let's go take you to Vegan Burger.

Okay.

July 22nd, 2017.

Dear Diary, I really wish my mom would give me a car so I don't have to take

bus to school every morning.

Scarlett.

Yeah? Are you ready for school?

Um, yeah, I'm ready.

Oh, hi.

Sorry, I was just making sure that I wasn't late for the bus.

Well, speaking of the bus, I forgot to tell you I bought a brand new car.

You did?

Which means you inherited the station wagon.

Really? Yeah.

Right on. All right, you can go. We're going to be late. Thank you.

I am the best mom ever.

Hey, honey. Hey. Oh, my gosh. You look amazing.

Oh, thank you.

You know, it's date night.

Yeah.

But your dad's taking me out for a special dinner and a movie tonight.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, so don't wait up.

And you know your dinner's in the oven, okay?

Okay.

We'll see you a little later.

Yeah. Bye.

Have fun.

I wish my

mom would dress like that and take me to the movies.

I think it wants me to write in that.

Hey, Mom.

You know, your father's running late. He had a stay at the office, so he

canceled on me.

Oh, no.

But I've already got the reservation and the ticket. Would you like to go?

I'd love to.

Great. Got ten minutes. I don't want to be late. We've got our reservations for

that wonderful dinner.

I booked us anything that I wanted to.

I could write anything, and anything could happen right now.

Even. Oh, Scarlett.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what's wrong with me. I think we need to reschedule.

You know what? Actually, we definitely need to reschedule.

I need to wait for your father to come home. We need to take care of some

things. Are you sick?

No, no, no.

Are you coming down with something?

No, I...

Maybe.

Well, Dad will be home for hours.

Here, let me take care of you.

Really?

Well,

I'm just by myself right now.

I need to wait for your father to come home.

I just don't know what's going on.

I can do anything that my father can do to you. What?

No, your father did really good.

You're moving way too fast.

Scarlett, I'm your mother.

I'm your stepmother.

I'm your stepdaughter.

There's a difference.

physician. Do you follow your father?

He does, yeah.

You know this.

Yeah.

My nipple is so puffy

See, there's nothing to worry about.

Just sit back and enjoy everything right here.

Everything you're gonna do?

Ha ha ha!

It's gonna be fine.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it's wonderful.

Hmm.

I can't help myself.

I just can't.

I have no idea how much I've wanted this.

How much I've wanted my mom to promise me.

you're putting like this

Well your father's never done that.

You thought I could do this, could you?

Fuckin' horny.

What do you want me to do?

Amen.

Where did you get these skills from?

I'm sure it was your first rodeo.

Maybe.

I'll move it up.

Thank you.

I had to take a little bit of maneuvering to get that out of you.

Maneuvering?

Wonderful.

I'm so sorry right now. I'm so sorry.

I don't want to do this again.

But your father can't, will he?

I wish that he wasn't in the picture. I just wish it was you and me forever.

That's not nice.