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What can I do for you?

Well, there's a couple things.

I'm here because you have several health code violations.

I don't see a fire extinguisher anywhere.

You don't have your permits displayed.

I'm going to fuck you with a ton of fines.

Do you have a manager that I can speak to?

Um, yeah. Yeah, let me get her.

Yeah, you're in a lot of violations.

Health code violations everywhere.

No fire extinguisher, no permits displayed.

Um, I'm going to hit you with a tough line.

Please, I mean, we just opened. I don't know why we would need a fire

extinguisher. I mean, we're still kind of figuring it out. But, um, is there

anything I can do? Like, can you just give us a warning?

Uh, no, it doesn't work that way.

Well, what about a free massage?

I'll have Sarah give you a massage.

Um, no, you'll give the massage.

You're the manager, you should be able to do it. I don't usually give the

massages. Well, since you're the manager of the establishment, I think you

should do it.

Okay, I mean, if it means no more fines, um, I'll come right this way.

Okay, so this is the room, and just wanted to thank you again because I'm

wanting to brush this out.

Whatever. So you can go ahead and get undressed and lay on the table.

You can undress to your comfort level and just cover yourself up with a towel

whenever you're ready.

I'm just going to wait outside.

Ready?

Are you comfortable?

I guess so.

I thought you knew what you were doing. Can you, like, get in there and get

deeper?

Um, sure.

You need to push harder.

Okay, is that better?

Barely

You know you can go lower, too.

Um, sure.

Go ahead and do your base.

Do I have to tell you everything to do?

Like, get into my thighs.

Come on.

Um, I thought I was, and... Is this okay?

Really get into it.

Okay?

Are you shy or something? You can do my glutes as well.

I know you're not a cop or anything, but have you ever seen the inside of a gym?

You could really use the muscle.

Like get in there.

Now you're actually getting into it.

you can go ahead and turn over

You know, you can get in there and, like, massage my chest.

I'm sore.

Just get in there.

you can really get in there like all the way okay

What if we were like... Oh, God.

Oh, um, down it.

Come on.

I have to show you how to do everything.

I mean, come on, just really get in there.

I don't know, like, what you mean.

Give me a good massage.

Maybe you should, like, use your tongue.

I've never done that before.

I don't think that's... Well...

It'll be your first time.

Um, come on.

Just get down there and do it.

I'm not really sure about this.

If you don't want to get slapped with a big fine for the health code violation,

you're going to do exactly what I say.

So just get down there and do it.

You should get out of this.

to lay down.

I don't wanna lie in the bed.

Okay.

Like this.

Thankfully, I'll keep in touch about the whole Hong Kong violation thing.

Um, actually, I didn't think that's going to be happening, Siri.

Yeah, we got footage of you and your little tricks.

And it's packed up on the cloud, so I don't think we're going to be seeing you

again.

Bye.