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Everybody out of the show, thanks for

Everybody out of the show, thanks for

Everybody out of the show, thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. Thanks for

watching. Thanks for coming. Thanks for

watching. Thanks for coming. Thanks for the clapping. It's It's nice. It's

the clapping. It's It's nice. It's

the clapping. It's It's nice. It's creating

creating

creating It's creating a breeze here, you know.

It's creating a breeze here, you know.

It's creating a breeze here, you know. Uh very kind. We are coming to you from

Uh very kind. We are coming to you from

Uh very kind. We are coming to you from sweltering Hollywood, California, where

sweltering Hollywood, California, where

sweltering Hollywood, California, where we are in the middle of a

we are in the middle of a

we are in the middle of a record-breaking heat wave. Can you

record-breaking heat wave. Can you

record-breaking heat wave. Can you believe how hot it is? Records.

believe how hot it is? Records.

believe how hot it is? Records. Temperatures are expected to hit triple

Temperatures are expected to hit triple

Temperatures are expected to hit triple digits by the end of the week. It's

digits by the end of the week. It's

digits by the end of the week. It's usually about 65 here in the middle of

usually about 65 here in the middle of

usually about 65 here in the middle of March. We are in what they are calling a

March. We are in what they are calling a

March. We are in what they are calling a heat dome which is basically an

heat dome which is basically an

heat dome which is basically an invisible pizza oven and we are all

invisible pizza oven and we are all

invisible pizza oven and we are all little pepperonis inside crisping up.

little pepperonis inside crisping up.

little pepperonis inside crisping up. It's not even spring and it's already

It's not even spring and it's already

It's not even spring and it's already summer here. Half the country is

summer here. Half the country is

summer here. Half the country is freezing. Half the country is burning.

freezing. Half the country is burning.

freezing. Half the country is burning. Even our weather is divided in this

Even our weather is divided in this

Even our weather is divided in this United States of America. We have had

United States of America. We have had

United States of America. We have had I've been talking to our audience over

I've been talking to our audience over

I've been talking to our audience over the last few nights. We have a lot of

the last few nights. We have a lot of

the last few nights. We have a lot of people visiting from cold places just

people visiting from cold places just

people visiting from cold places just getting out of the cold. And I have some

getting out of the cold. And I have some

getting out of the cold. And I have some news for you.

news for you.

news for you. I hope you like it here because you

I hope you like it here because you

I hope you like it here because you might not be going home. According to

might not be going home. According to

might not be going home. According to officials with the TSA, if this partial

officials with the TSA, if this partial

officials with the TSA, if this partial government shutdown goes on much longer,

government shutdown goes on much longer,

government shutdown goes on much longer, some airports may be forced to close,

some airports may be forced to close,

some airports may be forced to close, which would be a huge inconvenience for

which would be a huge inconvenience for

which would be a huge inconvenience for business travelers, spring breakers, uh,

business travelers, spring breakers, uh,

business travelers, spring breakers, uh, Cinnabon, Hudson News, Chili to Go, all

Cinnabon, Hudson News, Chili to Go, all

Cinnabon, Hudson News, Chili to Go, all of it. So far, the shutdown has forced

of it. So far, the shutdown has forced

of it. So far, the shutdown has forced 50,000 airport security officers to work

50,000 airport security officers to work

50,000 airport security officers to work without pay. Hundreds of them have

without pay. Hundreds of them have

without pay. Hundreds of them have already quit. 10% of all TSA agents

already quit. 10% of all TSA agents

already quit. 10% of all TSA agents called in sick yesterday. There are long

called in sick yesterday. There are long

called in sick yesterday. There are long lines across the country. These are uh

lines across the country. These are uh

lines across the country. These are uh lines hours and hours long at airports.

lines hours and hours long at airports.

lines hours and hours long at airports. They're saying if you're flying to one

They're saying if you're flying to one

They're saying if you're flying to one of the popular spring break

of the popular spring break

of the popular spring break destinations, don't just stay home and

destinations, don't just stay home and

destinations, don't just stay home and watch TV. Watch a show about a trip

watch TV. Watch a show about a trip

watch TV. Watch a show about a trip instead. The situation becomes so dire

instead. The situation becomes so dire

instead. The situation becomes so dire for those who aren't being paid.

for those who aren't being paid.

for those who aren't being paid. Airports are asking travelers now to

Airports are asking travelers now to

Airports are asking travelers now to bring TSA agents gift cards for food so

bring TSA agents gift cards for food so

bring TSA agents gift cards for food so they can eat for real. They're going to

they can eat for real. They're going to

they can eat for real. They're going to have to start selling the weed they

have to start selling the weed they

have to start selling the weed they confiscate pretty soon. But but you know

confiscate pretty soon. But but you know

confiscate pretty soon. But but you know what? I want to say something about our

what? I want to say something about our

what? I want to say something about our men and women in the TSA. You don't sign

men and women in the TSA. You don't sign

men and women in the TSA. You don't sign up to work at the TSA to make money. You

up to work at the TSA to make money. You

up to work at the TSA to make money. You do it because you love loudly reminding

do it because you love loudly reminding

do it because you love loudly reminding strangers to put their laptops in a bin.

strangers to put their laptops in a bin.

strangers to put their laptops in a bin. We're now on day 33 of this standoff.

We're now on day 33 of this standoff.

We're now on day 33 of this standoff. Democrats want uh people to be able to

Democrats want uh people to be able to

Democrats want uh people to be able to make their flights. Republicans want ICE

make their flights. Republicans want ICE

make their flights. Republicans want ICE agents to be able to wear masks when

agents to be able to wear masks when

agents to be able to wear masks when they shoot us and no one will budge. And

they shoot us and no one will budge. And

they shoot us and no one will budge. And now they might have to close airports,

now they might have to close airports,

now they might have to close airports, which would be terrible. But if they do

which would be terrible. But if they do

which would be terrible. But if they do have to close airports, it would be

have to close airports, it would be

have to close airports, it would be super great if the first one they close

super great if the first one they close

super great if the first one they close is the one they named after Trump and

is the one they named after Trump and

is the one they named after Trump and Palm Beach, right?

IT SEEMS FITTING.

IT SEEMS FITTING.

IT SEEMS FITTING. AND IF YOU thought the lines at the

AND IF YOU thought the lines at the

AND IF YOU thought the lines at the airports were long, wait till you see

airports were long, wait till you see

airports were long, wait till you see the lines Trump wants you to wait in to

the lines Trump wants you to wait in to

the lines Trump wants you to wait in to vote this time around. Trump is

vote this time around. Trump is

vote this time around. Trump is strongarmming the Senate right now to

strongarmming the Senate right now to

strongarmming the Senate right now to try to save himself from getting his ass

try to save himself from getting his ass

try to save himself from getting his ass handed to him in the midterm elections.

handed to him in the midterm elections.

handed to him in the midterm elections. The president's going all in on this

The president's going all in on this

The president's going all in on this plan he has to tip the scales in his

plan he has to tip the scales in his

plan he has to tip the scales in his favor with what he calls the Safeguard

favor with what he calls the Safeguard

favor with what he calls the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act, which he

American Voter Eligibility Act, which he

American Voter Eligibility Act, which he would like us to stop calling the Save

would like us to stop calling the Save

would like us to stop calling the Save Act. Uh, he wrote, "For all of the fake

Act. Uh, he wrote, "For all of the fake

Act. Uh, he wrote, "For all of the fake news out there, it's called the Save

news out there, it's called the Save

news out there, it's called the Save America Act, not the Save Act. Nobody

America Act, not the Save Act. Nobody

America Act, not the Save Act. Nobody knows what the Save Act means." Okay,

knows what the Save Act means." Okay,

knows what the Save Act means." Okay, it's the Save Act. Got it. All you have

it's the Save Act. Got it. All you have

it's the Save Act. Got it. All you have to do is ask in a nice way. Seems like

to do is ask in a nice way. Seems like

to do is ask in a nice way. Seems like though he's going backwards with the

though he's going backwards with the

though he's going backwards with the slogans, right? It used to be make

slogans, right? It used to be make

slogans, right? It used to be make America great again. Now it's save

America great again. Now it's save

America great again. Now it's save America. Next week it'll be for the love

America. Next week it'll be for the love

America. Next week it'll be for the love of God, help us, we're dying here.

of God, help us, we're dying here.

of God, help us, we're dying here. And Trump is now um in full bully mode.

And Trump is now um in full bully mode.

And Trump is now um in full bully mode. He's forcing Republican senators to

He's forcing Republican senators to

He's forcing Republican senators to debate this bill he dreamed up to fight

debate this bill he dreamed up to fight

debate this bill he dreamed up to fight back against these completely fabricated

back against these completely fabricated

back against these completely fabricated claims of voter fraud. It's like if he

claims of voter fraud. It's like if he

claims of voter fraud. It's like if he made them build another wall at the

made them build another wall at the

made them build another wall at the Mexican border to keep the chupacabra

Mexican border to keep the chupacabra

Mexican border to keep the chupacabra out. That's how crucial this bill is. If

out. That's how crucial this bill is. If

out. That's how crucial this bill is. If it passes, you know, a lot of married

it passes, you know, a lot of married

it passes, you know, a lot of married women who took their husband's name will

women who took their husband's name will

women who took their husband's name will have to get a passport to vote or just

have to get a passport to vote or just

have to get a passport to vote or just leave the country. One of those two

leave the country. One of those two

leave the country. One of those two things. But this bill, it does not

things. But this bill, it does not

things. But this bill, it does not currently have the 60 votes needed to

currently have the 60 votes needed to

currently have the 60 votes needed to pass in the Senate. There are a couple

pass in the Senate. There are a couple

pass in the Senate. There are a couple of Republican holdouts, which is

of Republican holdouts, which is

of Republican holdouts, which is encouraging. Trump said he will not

encouraging. Trump said he will not

encouraging. Trump said he will not endorse any Republican who doesn't

endorse any Republican who doesn't

endorse any Republican who doesn't support him on this. He'll do what he

support him on this. He'll do what he

support him on this. He'll do what he can to ruin them. He's either going to

can to ruin them. He's either going to

can to ruin them. He's either going to ruin them or the country. It's their

ruin them or the country. It's their

ruin them or the country. It's their choice. But make no mistake, imaginary

choice. But make no mistake, imaginary

choice. But make no mistake, imaginary voter fraud aside,

voter fraud aside,

voter fraud aside, our president is laser focused on the

our president is laser focused on the

our president is laser focused on the issues that matter most to us, like

issues that matter most to us, like

issues that matter most to us, like windmills. For instance, Donald Kiote is

windmills. For instance, Donald Kiote is

windmills. For instance, Donald Kiote is still out there fighting windmills every

still out there fighting windmills every

still out there fighting windmills every single day. The Trump administration is

single day. The Trump administration is

single day. The Trump administration is now reported to be exploring the idea of

now reported to be exploring the idea of

now reported to be exploring the idea of paying a billion dollars to stop a

paying a billion dollars to stop a

paying a billion dollars to stop a French energy company from building

French energy company from building

French energy company from building offshore wind farms in New York and

offshore wind farms in New York and

offshore wind farms in New York and North Carolina. A billion dollars of our

North Carolina. A billion dollars of our

North Carolina. A billion dollars of our money to cancel projects that harness an

money to cancel projects that harness an

money to cancel projects that harness an endless resource wind. And that, ladies

endless resource wind. And that, ladies

endless resource wind. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of math that

and gentlemen, is the kind of math that

and gentlemen, is the kind of math that bankrupts casinos. If this wind farm,

bankrupts casinos. If this wind farm,

bankrupts casinos. If this wind farm, it's

it's

it's makes no sense at all. If the wind farm

makes no sense at all. If the wind farm

makes no sense at all. If the wind farm in New York alone was finished, it would

in New York alone was finished, it would

in New York alone was finished, it would produce enough electricity to power a

produce enough electricity to power a

produce enough electricity to power a million homes and businesses with free

million homes and businesses with free

million homes and businesses with free renewable energy every year. So, of

renewable energy every year. So, of

renewable energy every year. So, of course, it has to be stopped. This might

course, it has to be stopped. This might

course, it has to be stopped. This might be the craziest thing about him. This

be the craziest thing about him. This

be the craziest thing about him. This grudge Trump has against what he calls

grudge Trump has against what he calls

grudge Trump has against what he calls windmills. They're not they're actually

windmills. They're not they're actually

windmills. They're not they're actually wind turbines. They're not milling

wind turbines. They're not milling

wind turbines. They're not milling anything. But it goes back 20 years when

anything. But it goes back 20 years when

anything. But it goes back 20 years when he bought land along the coast of

he bought land along the coast of

he bought land along the coast of Scotland to build a golf course and then

Scotland to build a golf course and then

Scotland to build a golf course and then found out they had an offshore wind farm

found out they had an offshore wind farm

found out they had an offshore wind farm being built nearby, which he didn't want

being built nearby, which he didn't want

being built nearby, which he didn't want blocking his view. So he sued and sued

blocking his view. So he sued and sued

blocking his view. So he sued and sued and sued, which is what he does, and he

and sued, which is what he does, and he

and sued, which is what he does, and he lost, which is also what he does. He

lost, which is also what he does. He

lost, which is also what he does. He even had to pay the Scottish

even had to pay the Scottish

even had to pay the Scottish government's legal costs. And since

government's legal costs. And since

government's legal costs. And since then, he's carried this grudge against

then, he's carried this grudge against

then, he's carried this grudge against these random inanimate objects he calls

these random inanimate objects he calls

these random inanimate objects he calls windmills. This is like declaring war

windmills. This is like declaring war

windmills. This is like declaring war against lighouses. And why? What does he

against lighouses. And why? What does he

against lighouses. And why? What does he have against the wind? I mean, other

have against the wind? I mean, other

have against the wind? I mean, other than this, what's

than this, what's

than this, what's a little awkward? SPRAY IT DOWN.

a little awkward? SPRAY IT DOWN.

a little awkward? SPRAY IT DOWN. THE MAIN EVENT IN WASHINGTON today was

THE MAIN EVENT IN WASHINGTON today was

THE MAIN EVENT IN WASHINGTON today was the confirmation hearing of the hump

the confirmation hearing of the hump

the confirmation hearing of the hump Trump picked to run the department

Trump picked to run the department

Trump picked to run the department Department of Homeland Security. Senator

Department of Homeland Security. Senator

Department of Homeland Security. Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, the junior senator

Mark Wayne Mullen, the junior senator

Mark Wayne Mullen, the junior senator from Oklahoma, was on the hot seat today

from Oklahoma, was on the hot seat today

from Oklahoma, was on the hot seat today before the Senate committee. Mark Wayne

before the Senate committee. Mark Wayne

before the Senate committee. Mark Wayne is not the sharpest bulb in the forest.

is not the sharpest bulb in the forest.

is not the sharpest bulb in the forest. Things got off to a rough start uh this

Things got off to a rough start uh this

Things got off to a rough start uh this morning. He was asked to raise his right

morning. He was asked to raise his right

morning. He was asked to raise his right hand. Couldn't figure out which one it

hand. Couldn't figure out which one it

hand. Couldn't figure out which one it was. But there's a fun backstory to this

was. But there's a fun backstory to this

was. But there's a fun backstory to this hearing today. Back in 2017, you may

hearing today. Back in 2017, you may

hearing today. Back in 2017, you may remember Senator Ran Paul was attacked

remember Senator Ran Paul was attacked

remember Senator Ran Paul was attacked by a neighbor and suffered some pretty

by a neighbor and suffered some pretty

by a neighbor and suffered some pretty serious physical injuries. And a couple

serious physical injuries. And a couple

serious physical injuries. And a couple of weeks ago, Mark Mark Wayne Mullen

of weeks ago, Mark Mark Wayne Mullen

of weeks ago, Mark Mark Wayne Mullen said he understood why Ran Paul's

said he understood why Ran Paul's

said he understood why Ran Paul's neighbor beat him up. And now, 19 days

neighbor beat him up. And now, 19 days

neighbor beat him up. And now, 19 days later, all of a sudden, Trump nominates

later, all of a sudden, Trump nominates

later, all of a sudden, Trump nominates Mullen to be the head of the DDHS. And

Mullen to be the head of the DDHS. And

Mullen to be the head of the DDHS. And guess who is the chairman of the

guess who is the chairman of the

guess who is the chairman of the committee in charge of his hearing? Oh,

committee in charge of his hearing? Oh,

committee in charge of his hearing? Oh, that's right. Tell it to the Rand. and

that's right. Tell it to the Rand. and

that's right. Tell it to the Rand. and went on to brag that you'd already told

went on to brag that you'd already told

went on to brag that you'd already told me to my face that you completely

me to my face that you completely

me to my face that you completely understood and approved of the assault.

understood and approved of the assault.

understood and approved of the assault. Well, that's a lie. You have never had

Well, that's a lie. You have never had

Well, that's a lie. You have never had the courage to look me in the eye and

the courage to look me in the eye and

the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified.

tell me that the assault was justified.

tell me that the assault was justified. So, today you'll have your chance.

So, today you'll have your chance.

So, today you'll have your chance. Today, I'll give you that chance to

Today, I'll give you that chance to

Today, I'll give you that chance to clear the record. Tell it to my face. If

clear the record. Tell it to my face. If

clear the record. Tell it to my face. If that's what you believe, tell it to me

that's what you believe, tell it to me

that's what you believe, tell it to me today. Tell the world why you believe I

today. Tell the world why you believe I

today. Tell the world why you believe I deserve to be assaulted from behind,

deserve to be assaulted from behind,

deserve to be assaulted from behind, have six ribs broken, and a damaged

have six ribs broken, and a damaged

have six ribs broken, and a damaged lung. Tell me to my face why you think I

lung. Tell me to my face why you think I

lung. Tell me to my face why you think I deserved it.

deserved it.

deserved it. >> Either the Bachelorette is becoming more

>> Either the Bachelorette is becoming more

>> Either the Bachelorette is becoming more like Congress or Congress is becoming

like Congress or Congress is becoming

like Congress or Congress is becoming more like the Bachelorette. I don't

more like the Bachelorette. I don't

more like the Bachelorette. I don't know. But and of course Mark Wayne

know. But and of course Mark Wayne

know. But and of course Mark Wayne didn't have a good answer for the

didn't have a good answer for the

didn't have a good answer for the question other than uh some mutters and

question other than uh some mutters and

question other than uh some mutters and grunts. And then Senator Paul who was

grunts. And then Senator Paul who was

grunts. And then Senator Paul who was making the point that this guy's a loose

making the point that this guy's a loose

making the point that this guy's a loose cannon. Maybe a loose cannon isn't the

cannon. Maybe a loose cannon isn't the

cannon. Maybe a loose cannon isn't the best choice to be in charge of securing

best choice to be in charge of securing

best choice to be in charge of securing the homeland. He showed a montage of

the homeland. He showed a montage of

the homeland. He showed a montage of Mark Wayne Mullen making threats um

Mark Wayne Mullen making threats um

Mark Wayne Mullen making threats um challenging a guy to fight and then

challenging a guy to fight and then

challenging a guy to fight and then bragging about it repeatedly on TV.

bragging about it repeatedly on TV.

bragging about it repeatedly on TV. >> In the days after the fight, you did

>> In the days after the fight, you did

>> In the days after the fight, you did many interviews in which you justified

many interviews in which you justified

many interviews in which you justified the violence as historically justified

the violence as historically justified

the violence as historically justified by precedents such as caning and

by precedents such as caning and

by precedents such as caning and dueling.

dueling.

dueling. >> What I was simply pointing out is some

>> What I was simply pointing out is some

>> What I was simply pointing out is some of the rules that still apply to this

of the rules that still apply to this

of the rules that still apply to this body. Uh for instance, uh dueling with

body. Uh for instance, uh dueling with

body. Uh for instance, uh dueling with two consenting adults is still there. Uh

two consenting adults is still there. Uh

two consenting adults is still there. Uh I was pointing out what is still for 170

I was pointing out what is still for 170

I was pointing out what is still for 170 years.

years.

years. >> Whoa, hold up. I I just saw Hamilton

>> Whoa, hold up. I I just saw Hamilton

>> Whoa, hold up. I I just saw Hamilton last summer. That weren't real.

last summer. That weren't real.

last summer. That weren't real. And of course, no Trump confirmation

And of course, no Trump confirmation

And of course, no Trump confirmation hearing would be complete without a

hearing would be complete without a

hearing would be complete without a healthy dose of election denial.

healthy dose of election denial.

healthy dose of election denial. >> Who won the 2020 election?

>> Who won the 2020 election?

>> Who won the 2020 election? >> Ma'am, we know that President Joe Biden

>> Ma'am, we know that President Joe Biden

>> Ma'am, we know that President Joe Biden was sworn into office. He was the

was sworn into office. He was the

was sworn into office. He was the president for the last four years. But I

president for the last four years. But I

president for the last four years. But I do believe I believe my job as

do believe I believe my job as

do believe I believe my job as Department of Homeland Security

Department of Homeland Security

Department of Homeland Security Secretary will be to make sure that we

Secretary will be to make sure that we

Secretary will be to make sure that we assure that the elections are uh are

assure that the elections are uh are

assure that the elections are uh are fair and people can trust them.

fair and people can trust them.

fair and people can trust them. >> H I'm sorry. The correct answer was

>> H I'm sorry. The correct answer was

>> H I'm sorry. The correct answer was Joseph Biden. We would have also

Joseph Biden. We would have also

Joseph Biden. We would have also accepted Joe for sure. You got that

accepted Joe for sure. You got that

accepted Joe for sure. You got that wrong.

wrong.

wrong. But back to your seat. They've confirmed

But back to your seat. They've confirmed

But back to your seat. They've confirmed Mark Wayne Mullen, uh, who is part

Mark Wayne Mullen, uh, who is part

Mark Wayne Mullen, uh, who is part Native American, would become the first

Native American, would become the first

Native American, would become the first Native American to hold the job running

Native American to hold the job running

Native American to hold the job running Homeland Security, which is great, but I

Homeland Security, which is great, but I

Homeland Security, which is great, but I mean, nothing against Native Americans,

mean, nothing against Native Americans,

mean, nothing against Native Americans, but as far as controlling illegal

but as far as controlling illegal

but as far as controlling illegal immigration goes, they did let us in.

immigration goes, they did let us in.

immigration goes, they did let us in. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. After sitting through this hearing, I

After sitting through this hearing, I

After sitting through this hearing, I found it hard to believe that Senator

found it hard to believe that Senator

found it hard to believe that Senator Mullen knows much about Homeland

Mullen knows much about Homeland

Mullen knows much about Homeland Security, but we did some digging and we

Security, but we did some digging and we

Security, but we did some digging and we found something that he does know a lot

found something that he does know a lot

found something that he does know a lot about. You know, before he was in

about. You know, before he was in

about. You know, before he was in Congress, he was a plumber.

Congress, he was a plumber.

Congress, he was a plumber. >> How do you clean your garbage disposal?

>> How do you clean your garbage disposal?

>> How do you clean your garbage disposal? Well, let me show you. Take you a wooden

Well, let me show you. Take you a wooden

Well, let me show you. Take you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice. Pour the ice

spoon and a pitcher of ice. Pour the ice

spoon and a pitcher of ice. Pour the ice into the garbage disposal, and then use

into the garbage disposal, and then use

into the garbage disposal, and then use the spoon to help push the ice into the

the spoon to help push the ice into the

the spoon to help push the ice into the garden disposal. Turn the water on

garden disposal. Turn the water on

garden disposal. Turn the water on slightly, and this will clean your

slightly, and this will clean your

slightly, and this will clean your garden disposal very, very nicely.

garden disposal very, very nicely.

garden disposal very, very nicely. >> All right. Thank you, Mark. Just take

>> All right. Thank you, Mark. Just take

>> All right. Thank you, Mark. Just take you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice,

you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice,

you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice, and you got to You see, he he has

and you got to You see, he he has

and you got to You see, he he has experience with ice. He knows what to

experience with ice. He knows what to

experience with ice. He knows what to do.

do.

do. That man has more business plunging the

That man has more business plunging the

That man has more business plunging the waterburgers out of Trump's golden

waterburgers out of Trump's golden

waterburgers out of Trump's golden toilet than running Homeland Security

toilet than running Homeland Security

toilet than running Homeland Security for this country. It's a good tip,

for this country. It's a good tip,

for this country. It's a good tip, though.

though.

though. I'm going to try it tonight. The other

I'm going to try it tonight. The other

I'm going to try it tonight. The other hearing on Capitol Hill today was in the

hearing on Capitol Hill today was in the

hearing on Capitol Hill today was in the Senate Intelligence Committee where

Senate Intelligence Committee where

Senate Intelligence Committee where lawmakers had the chance to interrogate

lawmakers had the chance to interrogate

lawmakers had the chance to interrogate CIA director John Ratcliffe and the

CIA director John Ratcliffe and the

CIA director John Ratcliffe and the director of national intelligence Tulsy

director of national intelligence Tulsy

director of national intelligence Tulsy Gabbard about the still unknown reasons

Gabbard about the still unknown reasons

Gabbard about the still unknown reasons for our war on Iran, the raid on the

for our war on Iran, the raid on the

for our war on Iran, the raid on the Fulton County Election Office, and some

Fulton County Election Office, and some

Fulton County Election Office, and some absolutely crazy fundraising emails

absolutely crazy fundraising emails

absolutely crazy fundraising emails their boss has been sending out. I

their boss has been sending out. I

their boss has been sending out. I >> just want to point out something that

>> just want to point out something that

>> just want to point out something that was released about 6 days ago. This is a

was released about 6 days ago. This is a

was released about 6 days ago. This is a fundraising

fundraising

fundraising email from the president. It says, "As a

email from the president. It says, "As a

email from the president. It says, "As a national security briefing member,

national security briefing member,

national security briefing member, you'll receive my private

you'll receive my private

you'll receive my private national security briefings." Do you

national security briefings." Do you

national security briefings." Do you think the public should be able to

think the public should be able to

think the public should be able to supporters of the president should be

supporters of the president should be

supporters of the president should be able to pay and receive his private

able to pay and receive his private

able to pay and receive his private national security briefings?

national security briefings?

national security briefings? >> Well, I don't know. It depends. Did do

>> Well, I don't know. It depends. Did do

>> Well, I don't know. It depends. Did do they pay in cash? How much are they

they pay in cash? How much are they

they pay in cash? How much are they paying? I don't know. Basically, the

paying? I don't know. Basically, the

paying? I don't know. Basically, the question is, do you think our national

question is, do you think our national

question is, do you think our national security should be structured like an

security should be structured like an

security should be structured like an only fans?

only fans?

only fans? >> I don't know what that document is. Um,

>> I don't know what that document is. Um,

>> I don't know what that document is. Um, but regardless of what it says, it

but regardless of what it says, it

but regardless of what it says, it didn't happen. Uh, this was new.

didn't happen. Uh, this was new.

didn't happen. Uh, this was new. >> But what I'm telling you is that uh the

>> But what I'm telling you is that uh the

>> But what I'm telling you is that uh the Hatch Act would prevent me from an

Hatch Act would prevent me from an

Hatch Act would prevent me from an a-olitical role from engaging in that.

a-olitical role from engaging in that.

a-olitical role from engaging in that. I'm not aware that anything like that

I'm not aware that anything like that

I'm not aware that anything like that happened.

happened.

happened. >> Yeah. This says unfiltered updates.

>> Yeah. This says unfiltered updates.

>> Yeah. This says unfiltered updates. So, Director Gabber, do you have any

So, Director Gabber, do you have any

So, Director Gabber, do you have any comment on whether unfiltered updates of

comment on whether unfiltered updates of

comment on whether unfiltered updates of private national security briefings

private national security briefings

private national security briefings should be made to individuals that

should be made to individuals that

should be made to individuals that donate to the president?

donate to the president?

donate to the president? >> I'm not I'm not familiar with that

>> I'm not I'm not familiar with that

>> I'm not I'm not familiar with that document.

document.

document. >> She said the same thing about the

>> She said the same thing about the

>> She said the same thing about the Constitution, by the way. I you know, I

Constitution, by the way. I you know, I

Constitution, by the way. I you know, I I I often wonder I really do. I wonder

I I often wonder I really do. I wonder

I I often wonder I really do. I wonder how could anyone vote for this man who

how could anyone vote for this man who

how could anyone vote for this man who appointed all these dopes. I mean, I get

appointed all these dopes. I mean, I get

appointed all these dopes. I mean, I get being a Republican. You have different

being a Republican. You have different

being a Republican. You have different views politically. I understand all

views politically. I understand all

views politically. I understand all that. But of all the people whose

that. But of all the people whose

that. But of all the people whose opinions match up with yours, how the

opinions match up with yours, how the

opinions match up with yours, how the hell did we wind up with him? And the

hell did we wind up with him? And the

hell did we wind up with him? And the good news is seems I am not the only one

good news is seems I am not the only one

good news is seems I am not the only one wondering that lately.

wondering that lately.

wondering that lately. >> If you could say something to President

>> If you could say something to President

>> If you could say something to President Trump and he was going to hear you right

Trump and he was going to hear you right

Trump and he was going to hear you right now, what would it be?

now, what would it be?

now, what would it be? >> You are a worthless pile of

>> You are a worthless pile of

>> You are a worthless pile of >> And you voted for him how many times?

>> And you voted for him how many times?

>> And you voted for him how many times? >> Three times. That was my bad.

>> Three times. That was my bad.

>> Three times. That was my bad. Apparently, I'm an idiot.

Apparently, I'm an idiot.

Apparently, I'm an idiot. >> All right. Well, admitting it is the

>> All right. Well, admitting it is the

>> All right. Well, admitting it is the first step, but you know what? It may

first step, but you know what? It may

first step, but you know what? It may have taken you three elections to get

have taken you three elections to get

have taken you three elections to get here, but we're happy to welcome you

here, but we're happy to welcome you

here, but we're happy to welcome you into the Trump's a worthless pile of

into the Trump's a worthless pile of

into the Trump's a worthless pile of bleep club. So, this is good, too.

bleep club. So, this is good, too.

bleep club. So, this is good, too. This is from last night's uh NBA game

This is from last night's uh NBA game

This is from last night's uh NBA game between the Orlando Magic and the

between the Orlando Magic and the

between the Orlando Magic and the reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder.

reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder.

reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder. The Thunder, it's the best team in

The Thunder, it's the best team in

The Thunder, it's the best team in basketball for a lot of reasons,

basketball for a lot of reasons,

basketball for a lot of reasons, including imaginative defensive plays

including imaginative defensive plays

including imaginative defensive plays like this one from guard Alex Caruso.

like this one from guard Alex Caruso.

like this one from guard Alex Caruso. >> Dilva. Nice movement there. The Silva

>> Dilva. Nice movement there. The Silva

>> Dilva. Nice movement there. The Silva had the shot blocked but a foul. I don't

had the shot blocked but a foul. I don't

had the shot blocked but a foul. I don't think I've ever seen this before.

>> Jeff, have you ever seen

>> Jeff, have you ever seen

>> Jeff, have you ever seen >> I have not shot block with a shoe? No.

>> I have not shot block with a shoe? No.

>> I have not shot block with a shoe? No. >> He may have just invented a new sport

>> He may have just invented a new sport

>> He may have just invented a new sport there

there

there >> or shoe. I the reblock. Apparently,

>> or shoe. I the reblock. Apparently,

>> or shoe. I the reblock. Apparently, blocking a shot with your shoe is a

blocking a shot with your shoe is a

blocking a shot with your shoe is a technical foul, which I did not know.

technical foul, which I did not know.

technical foul, which I did not know. You know, the um NCAA men's college

You know, the um NCAA men's college

You know, the um NCAA men's college basketball tournament gets going

basketball tournament gets going

basketball tournament gets going tomorrow. We needed more madness in

tomorrow. We needed more madness in

tomorrow. We needed more madness in March and now it is here. College sports

March and now it is here. College sports

March and now it is here. College sports are a lot of fun and some of the

are a lot of fun and some of the

are a lot of fun and some of the athletes names are just great. For

athletes names are just great. For

athletes names are just great. For example, Vanderbilt's number five seed

example, Vanderbilt's number five seed

example, Vanderbilt's number five seed this year thanks to efforts from players

this year thanks to efforts from players

this year thanks to efforts from players like Chandler Bing who um has a a lot of

like Chandler Bing who um has a a lot of

like Chandler Bing who um has a a lot of friends. I bet there are there's some

friends. I bet there are there's some

friends. I bet there are there's some great names in college basketball this

great names in college basketball this

great names in college basketball this season, including Peter Pinis

season, including Peter Pinis

season, including Peter Pinis from Providence. I hope I pronounced

from Providence. I hope I pronounced

from Providence. I hope I pronounced that right. who is who's 7 feet long I

that right. who is who's 7 feet long I

that right. who is who's 7 feet long I mean tall. Um there's Tennessee

mean tall. Um there's Tennessee

mean tall. Um there's Tennessee Rainwater. There's Poboy King. There's

Rainwater. There's Poboy King. There's

Rainwater. There's Poboy King. There's Leopold Levan.

Leopold Levan.

Leopold Levan. There's a Maximus Gizzy

There's a Maximus Gizzy

There's a Maximus Gizzy and All right.

and All right.

and All right. And Always Right. The The Wright

And Always Right. The The Wright

And Always Right. The The Wright brothers there. Northwest Missouri State

brothers there. Northwest Missouri State

brothers there. Northwest Missouri State has a guard named Gob.

has a guard named Gob.

has a guard named Gob. Not a joke. And my favorite college

Not a joke. And my favorite college

Not a joke. And my favorite college basketball name of the season comes from

basketball name of the season comes from

basketball name of the season comes from the University of West Alabama.

the University of West Alabama.

the University of West Alabama. >> West Alabama will bring in a million

>> West Alabama will bring in a million

>> West Alabama will bring in a million bugs. That's going to go against a

bugs. That's going to go against a

bugs. That's going to go against a million bugs.

million bugs.

million bugs. >> A million bugs. I've been waiting all

>> A million bugs. I've been waiting all

>> A million bugs. I've been waiting all day to say that name.

day to say that name.

day to say that name. >> His name is A Million Bugs.

>> His name is A Million Bugs.

>> His name is A Million Bugs. >> A million bugs. A million bugs.

>> A million bugs. A million bugs.

>> A million bugs. A million bugs. >> A million bugs.

>> A million bugs.

>> A million bugs. >> That's right. His your His name his real

>> That's right. His your His name his real

>> That's right. His your His name his real name is a million. A M I L L I O N.

name is a million. A M I L L I O N.

name is a million. A M I L L I O N. Bugs. And joining us now from his campus

Bugs. And joining us now from his campus

Bugs. And joining us now from his campus in Livingston, Alabama. Say hello TO A

in Livingston, Alabama. Say hello TO A

in Livingston, Alabama. Say hello TO A MILLION BUGS. HI A MILLION.

MILLION BUGS. HI A MILLION.

MILLION BUGS. HI A MILLION. >> What's up Jimmy? How you doing?

>> What's up Jimmy? How you doing?

>> What's up Jimmy? How you doing? >> Thanks for being with us. So just to

>> Thanks for being with us. So just to

>> Thanks for being with us. So just to make it clear for everyone, this is a

make it clear for everyone, this is a

make it clear for everyone, this is a million is your real first name on your

million is your real first name on your

million is your real first name on your birth certificate.

birth certificate.

birth certificate. >> Yes. Yes. I promise it's my real name.

>> Yes. Yes. I promise it's my real name.

>> Yes. Yes. I promise it's my real name. >> So like when your Uber comes, the driver

>> So like when your Uber comes, the driver

>> So like when your Uber comes, the driver says Uber for a million. Make room.

says Uber for a million. Make room.

says Uber for a million. Make room. Right.

Right.

Right. >> Usually the Uber don't say anything

>> Usually the Uber don't say anything

>> Usually the Uber don't say anything honestly.

honestly.

honestly. Pretty awkward.

Pretty awkward.

Pretty awkward. >> Is it annoying being asked about this

>> Is it annoying being asked about this

>> Is it annoying being asked about this all the time?

all the time?

all the time? >> Yeah. Yes. Yes.

>> Yeah. Yes. Yes.

>> Yeah. Yes. Yes. Literally every conversation it starts

Literally every conversation it starts

Literally every conversation it starts with, "Is that your real name?" So now

with, "Is that your real name?" So now

with, "Is that your real name?" So now it's to the point where I have to tell

it's to the point where I have to tell

it's to the point where I have to tell them like, "Yes, it's my real name

them like, "Yes, it's my real name

them like, "Yes, it's my real name before they even ask."

before they even ask."

before they even ask." >> What happens at Starbucks?

>> What happens at Starbucks?

>> What happens at Starbucks? >> Uh, I actually I give a fake name.

>> Uh, I actually I give a fake name.

>> Uh, I actually I give a fake name. Usually my nickname. Yeah. Yeah.

Usually my nickname. Yeah. Yeah.

Usually my nickname. Yeah. Yeah. >> How would your life be different if you

>> How would your life be different if you

>> How would your life be different if you had a boring name like Josh Bugs or

had a boring name like Josh Bugs or

had a boring name like Josh Bugs or something like that? Do you think you'd

something like that? Do you think you'd

something like that? Do you think you'd be you'd be sad?

be you'd be sad?

be you'd be sad? >> Uh, nah, honestly. Well, yeah, probably.

>> Uh, nah, honestly. Well, yeah, probably.

>> Uh, nah, honestly. Well, yeah, probably. Honestly. You know, I definitely

Honestly. You know, I definitely

Honestly. You know, I definitely wouldn't have opportunities like this.

wouldn't have opportunities like this.

wouldn't have opportunities like this. Like, I definitely want to be on Jimmy

Like, I definitely want to be on Jimmy

Like, I definitely want to be on Jimmy Kill a Live.

Kill a Live.

Kill a Live. >> Oh, that's true. Yeah. All right. That's

>> Oh, that's true. Yeah. All right. That's

>> Oh, that's true. Yeah. All right. That's true.

>> Is there a ladybug in your life?

>> Is there a ladybug in your life?

>> Is there a ladybug in your life? >> Uh, in the future, there is one now, but

>> Uh, in the future, there is one now, but

>> Uh, in the future, there is one now, but hopefully it will be a Miss Bugs.

hopefully it will be a Miss Bugs.

hopefully it will be a Miss Bugs. >> Okay. Speaking of the future, if you

>> Okay. Speaking of the future, if you

>> Okay. Speaking of the future, if you have a son or a daughter, I guess, will

have a son or a daughter, I guess, will

have a son or a daughter, I guess, will you pass the name a million down? Uh, I

you pass the name a million down? Uh, I

you pass the name a million down? Uh, I want a junior, but I guess it's going to

want a junior, but I guess it's going to

want a junior, but I guess it's going to be a collaborative thing, so we never

be a collaborative thing, so we never

be a collaborative thing, so we never know.

know.

know. >> What about lice? Have you ever had lice?

>> What about lice? Have you ever had lice?

>> What about lice? Have you ever had lice? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Never never never had lice.

>> Never never never had lice.

>> Never never never had lice. >> Now, a million, have you been approached

>> Now, a million, have you been approached

>> Now, a million, have you been approached with any sponsorship deals?

with any sponsorship deals?

with any sponsorship deals? >> Uh, in the past, yes, but not not not

>> Uh, in the past, yes, but not not not

>> Uh, in the past, yes, but not not not this year.

this year.

this year. >> Okay, great. Because we have something

>> Okay, great. Because we have something

>> Okay, great. Because we have something for you. We reached out to the trusted

for you. We reached out to the trusted

for you. We reached out to the trusted people at Orcan Pest Control.

people at Orcan Pest Control.

people at Orcan Pest Control. It seemed like a great fit, right? They

It seemed like a great fit, right? They

It seemed like a great fit, right? They thought it was a good idea and they have

thought it was a good idea and they have

thought it was a good idea and they have agreed to sponsor you if you choose to

agreed to sponsor you if you choose to

agreed to sponsor you if you choose to be sponsored by Orcin. Just imagine you

be sponsored by Orcin. Just imagine you

be sponsored by Orcin. Just imagine you a million bugs being the face of Orcin.

>> What do you think?

>> What do you think?

>> What do you think? >> Is this real?

>> Is this real?

>> Is this real? >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Absolutely. I would love it. I

>> Yeah. Absolutely. I would love it. I

>> Yeah. Absolutely. I would love it. I love it.

love it.

love it. >> All right. Great. I'm going to tell you

>> All right. Great. I'm going to tell you

>> All right. Great. I'm going to tell you something. Michael Jordan never had his

something. Michael Jordan never had his

something. Michael Jordan never had his face on the side of a pest control van.

face on the side of a pest control van.

face on the side of a pest control van. >> I know, right?

>> I know, right?

>> I know, right? >> Well, thank you a million. Thanks a

>> Well, thank you a million. Thanks a

>> Well, thank you a million. Thanks a million. A million. We You're a very

million. A million. We You're a very

million. A million. We You're a very good sport and we appreciate you being

good sport and we appreciate you being

good sport and we appreciate you being with us.

with us.

with us. >> Thanks a million bucks everybody. We

>> Thanks a million bucks everybody. We

>> Thanks a million bucks everybody. We have a fun show for tonight. Daredevil.

have a fun show for tonight. Daredevil.

have a fun show for tonight. Daredevil. Charlie Cox is here. Rachel Price is

Charlie Cox is here. Rachel Price is

Charlie Cox is here. Rachel Price is sitting in with the Cleones AND WE'LL BE

sitting in with the Cleones AND WE'LL BE

sitting in with the Cleones AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH LISA CRO.