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Everybody out of the show, thanks for

Everybody out of the show, thanks for
watching. Thanks for coming. Thanks for

watching. Thanks for coming. Thanks for

watching. Thanks for coming. Thanks for
the clapping. It's It's nice. It's

the clapping. It's It's nice. It's

the clapping. It's It's nice. It's
creating

creating

creating
It's creating a breeze here, you know.

It's creating a breeze here, you know.

It's creating a breeze here, you know.
Uh very kind. We are coming to you from

Uh very kind. We are coming to you from

Uh very kind. We are coming to you from
sweltering Hollywood, California, where

sweltering Hollywood, California, where

sweltering Hollywood, California, where
we are in the middle of a

we are in the middle of a

we are in the middle of a
record-breaking heat wave. Can you

record-breaking heat wave. Can you

record-breaking heat wave. Can you
believe how hot it is? Records.

believe how hot it is? Records.

believe how hot it is? Records.
Temperatures are expected to hit triple

Temperatures are expected to hit triple

Temperatures are expected to hit triple
digits by the end of the week. It's

digits by the end of the week. It's

digits by the end of the week. It's
usually about 65 here in the middle of

usually about 65 here in the middle of

usually about 65 here in the middle of
March. We are in what they are calling a

March. We are in what they are calling a

March. We are in what they are calling a
heat dome which is basically an

heat dome which is basically an

heat dome which is basically an
invisible pizza oven and we are all

invisible pizza oven and we are all

invisible pizza oven and we are all
little pepperonis inside crisping up.

little pepperonis inside crisping up.

little pepperonis inside crisping up.
It's not even spring and it's already

It's not even spring and it's already

It's not even spring and it's already
summer here. Half the country is

summer here. Half the country is

summer here. Half the country is
freezing. Half the country is burning.

freezing. Half the country is burning.

freezing. Half the country is burning.
Even our weather is divided in this

Even our weather is divided in this

Even our weather is divided in this
United States of America. We have had

United States of America. We have had

United States of America. We have had
I've been talking to our audience over

I've been talking to our audience over

I've been talking to our audience over
the last few nights. We have a lot of

the last few nights. We have a lot of

the last few nights. We have a lot of
people visiting from cold places just

people visiting from cold places just

people visiting from cold places just
getting out of the cold. And I have some

getting out of the cold. And I have some

getting out of the cold. And I have some
news for you.

news for you.

news for you.
I hope you like it here because you

I hope you like it here because you

I hope you like it here because you
might not be going home. According to

might not be going home. According to

might not be going home. According to
officials with the TSA, if this partial

officials with the TSA, if this partial

officials with the TSA, if this partial
government shutdown goes on much longer,

government shutdown goes on much longer,

government shutdown goes on much longer,
some airports may be forced to close,

some airports may be forced to close,

some airports may be forced to close,
which would be a huge inconvenience for

which would be a huge inconvenience for

which would be a huge inconvenience for
business travelers, spring breakers, uh,

business travelers, spring breakers, uh,

business travelers, spring breakers, uh,
Cinnabon, Hudson News, Chili to Go, all

Cinnabon, Hudson News, Chili to Go, all

Cinnabon, Hudson News, Chili to Go, all
of it. So far, the shutdown has forced

of it. So far, the shutdown has forced

of it. So far, the shutdown has forced
50,000 airport security officers to work

50,000 airport security officers to work

50,000 airport security officers to work
without pay. Hundreds of them have

without pay. Hundreds of them have

without pay. Hundreds of them have
already quit. 10% of all TSA agents

already quit. 10% of all TSA agents

already quit. 10% of all TSA agents
called in sick yesterday. There are long

called in sick yesterday. There are long

called in sick yesterday. There are long
lines across the country. These are uh

lines across the country. These are uh

lines across the country. These are uh
lines hours and hours long at airports.

lines hours and hours long at airports.

lines hours and hours long at airports.
They're saying if you're flying to one

They're saying if you're flying to one

They're saying if you're flying to one
of the popular spring break

of the popular spring break

of the popular spring break
destinations, don't just stay home and

destinations, don't just stay home and

destinations, don't just stay home and
watch TV. Watch a show about a trip

watch TV. Watch a show about a trip

watch TV. Watch a show about a trip
instead. The situation becomes so dire

instead. The situation becomes so dire

instead. The situation becomes so dire
for those who aren't being paid.

for those who aren't being paid.

for those who aren't being paid.
Airports are asking travelers now to

Airports are asking travelers now to

Airports are asking travelers now to
bring TSA agents gift cards for food so

bring TSA agents gift cards for food so

bring TSA agents gift cards for food so
they can eat for real. They're going to

they can eat for real. They're going to

they can eat for real. They're going to
have to start selling the weed they

have to start selling the weed they

have to start selling the weed they
confiscate pretty soon. But but you know

confiscate pretty soon. But but you know

confiscate pretty soon. But but you know
what? I want to say something about our

what? I want to say something about our

what? I want to say something about our
men and women in the TSA. You don't sign

men and women in the TSA. You don't sign

men and women in the TSA. You don't sign
up to work at the TSA to make money. You

up to work at the TSA to make money. You

up to work at the TSA to make money. You
do it because you love loudly reminding

do it because you love loudly reminding

do it because you love loudly reminding
strangers to put their laptops in a bin.

strangers to put their laptops in a bin.

strangers to put their laptops in a bin.
We're now on day 33 of this standoff.

We're now on day 33 of this standoff.

We're now on day 33 of this standoff.
Democrats want uh people to be able to

Democrats want uh people to be able to

Democrats want uh people to be able to
make their flights. Republicans want ICE

make their flights. Republicans want ICE

make their flights. Republicans want ICE
agents to be able to wear masks when

agents to be able to wear masks when

agents to be able to wear masks when
they shoot us and no one will budge. And

they shoot us and no one will budge. And

they shoot us and no one will budge. And
now they might have to close airports,

now they might have to close airports,

now they might have to close airports,
which would be terrible. But if they do

which would be terrible. But if they do

which would be terrible. But if they do
have to close airports, it would be

have to close airports, it would be

have to close airports, it would be
super great if the first one they close

super great if the first one they close

super great if the first one they close
is the one they named after Trump and

is the one they named after Trump and

is the one they named after Trump and
Palm Beach, right?

IT SEEMS FITTING.

IT SEEMS FITTING.
AND IF YOU thought the lines at the

AND IF YOU thought the lines at the

AND IF YOU thought the lines at the
airports were long, wait till you see

airports were long, wait till you see

airports were long, wait till you see
the lines Trump wants you to wait in to

the lines Trump wants you to wait in to

the lines Trump wants you to wait in to
vote this time around. Trump is

vote this time around. Trump is

vote this time around. Trump is
strongarmming the Senate right now to

strongarmming the Senate right now to

strongarmming the Senate right now to
try to save himself from getting his ass

try to save himself from getting his ass

try to save himself from getting his ass
handed to him in the midterm elections.

handed to him in the midterm elections.

handed to him in the midterm elections.
The president's going all in on this

The president's going all in on this

The president's going all in on this
plan he has to tip the scales in his

plan he has to tip the scales in his

plan he has to tip the scales in his
favor with what he calls the Safeguard

favor with what he calls the Safeguard

favor with what he calls the Safeguard
American Voter Eligibility Act, which he

American Voter Eligibility Act, which he

American Voter Eligibility Act, which he
would like us to stop calling the Save

would like us to stop calling the Save

would like us to stop calling the Save
Act. Uh, he wrote, "For all of the fake

Act. Uh, he wrote, "For all of the fake

Act. Uh, he wrote, "For all of the fake
news out there, it's called the Save

news out there, it's called the Save

news out there, it's called the Save
America Act, not the Save Act. Nobody

America Act, not the Save Act. Nobody

America Act, not the Save Act. Nobody
knows what the Save Act means." Okay,

knows what the Save Act means." Okay,

knows what the Save Act means." Okay,
it's the Save Act. Got it. All you have

it's the Save Act. Got it. All you have

it's the Save Act. Got it. All you have
to do is ask in a nice way. Seems like

to do is ask in a nice way. Seems like

to do is ask in a nice way. Seems like
though he's going backwards with the

though he's going backwards with the

though he's going backwards with the
slogans, right? It used to be make

slogans, right? It used to be make

slogans, right? It used to be make
America great again. Now it's save

America great again. Now it's save

America great again. Now it's save
America. Next week it'll be for the love

America. Next week it'll be for the love

America. Next week it'll be for the love
of God, help us, we're dying here.

of God, help us, we're dying here.

of God, help us, we're dying here.
And Trump is now um in full bully mode.

And Trump is now um in full bully mode.

And Trump is now um in full bully mode.
He's forcing Republican senators to

He's forcing Republican senators to

He's forcing Republican senators to
debate this bill he dreamed up to fight

debate this bill he dreamed up to fight

debate this bill he dreamed up to fight
back against these completely fabricated

back against these completely fabricated

back against these completely fabricated
claims of voter fraud. It's like if he

claims of voter fraud. It's like if he

claims of voter fraud. It's like if he
made them build another wall at the

made them build another wall at the

made them build another wall at the
Mexican border to keep the chupacabra

Mexican border to keep the chupacabra

Mexican border to keep the chupacabra
out. That's how crucial this bill is. If

out. That's how crucial this bill is. If

out. That's how crucial this bill is. If
it passes, you know, a lot of married

it passes, you know, a lot of married

it passes, you know, a lot of married
women who took their husband's name will

women who took their husband's name will

women who took their husband's name will
have to get a passport to vote or just

have to get a passport to vote or just

have to get a passport to vote or just
leave the country. One of those two

leave the country. One of those two

leave the country. One of those two
things. But this bill, it does not

things. But this bill, it does not

things. But this bill, it does not
currently have the 60 votes needed to

currently have the 60 votes needed to

currently have the 60 votes needed to
pass in the Senate. There are a couple

pass in the Senate. There are a couple

pass in the Senate. There are a couple
of Republican holdouts, which is

of Republican holdouts, which is

of Republican holdouts, which is
encouraging. Trump said he will not

encouraging. Trump said he will not

encouraging. Trump said he will not
endorse any Republican who doesn't

endorse any Republican who doesn't

endorse any Republican who doesn't
support him on this. He'll do what he

support him on this. He'll do what he

support him on this. He'll do what he
can to ruin them. He's either going to

can to ruin them. He's either going to

can to ruin them. He's either going to
ruin them or the country. It's their

ruin them or the country. It's their

ruin them or the country. It's their
choice. But make no mistake, imaginary

choice. But make no mistake, imaginary

choice. But make no mistake, imaginary
voter fraud aside,

voter fraud aside,

voter fraud aside,
our president is laser focused on the

our president is laser focused on the

our president is laser focused on the
issues that matter most to us, like

issues that matter most to us, like

issues that matter most to us, like
windmills. For instance, Donald Kiote is

windmills. For instance, Donald Kiote is

windmills. For instance, Donald Kiote is
still out there fighting windmills every

still out there fighting windmills every

still out there fighting windmills every
single day. The Trump administration is

single day. The Trump administration is

single day. The Trump administration is
now reported to be exploring the idea of

now reported to be exploring the idea of

now reported to be exploring the idea of
paying a billion dollars to stop a

paying a billion dollars to stop a

paying a billion dollars to stop a
French energy company from building

French energy company from building

French energy company from building
offshore wind farms in New York and

offshore wind farms in New York and

offshore wind farms in New York and
North Carolina. A billion dollars of our

North Carolina. A billion dollars of our

North Carolina. A billion dollars of our
money to cancel projects that harness an

money to cancel projects that harness an

money to cancel projects that harness an
endless resource wind. And that, ladies

endless resource wind. And that, ladies

endless resource wind. And that, ladies
and gentlemen, is the kind of math that

and gentlemen, is the kind of math that

and gentlemen, is the kind of math that
bankrupts casinos. If this wind farm,

bankrupts casinos. If this wind farm,

bankrupts casinos. If this wind farm,
it's

it's

it's
makes no sense at all. If the wind farm

makes no sense at all. If the wind farm

makes no sense at all. If the wind farm
in New York alone was finished, it would

in New York alone was finished, it would

in New York alone was finished, it would
produce enough electricity to power a

produce enough electricity to power a

produce enough electricity to power a
million homes and businesses with free

million homes and businesses with free

million homes and businesses with free
renewable energy every year. So, of

renewable energy every year. So, of

renewable energy every year. So, of
course, it has to be stopped. This might

course, it has to be stopped. This might

course, it has to be stopped. This might
be the craziest thing about him. This

be the craziest thing about him. This

be the craziest thing about him. This
grudge Trump has against what he calls

grudge Trump has against what he calls

grudge Trump has against what he calls
windmills. They're not they're actually

windmills. They're not they're actually

windmills. They're not they're actually
wind turbines. They're not milling

wind turbines. They're not milling

wind turbines. They're not milling
anything. But it goes back 20 years when

anything. But it goes back 20 years when

anything. But it goes back 20 years when
he bought land along the coast of

he bought land along the coast of

he bought land along the coast of
Scotland to build a golf course and then

Scotland to build a golf course and then

Scotland to build a golf course and then
found out they had an offshore wind farm

found out they had an offshore wind farm

found out they had an offshore wind farm
being built nearby, which he didn't want

being built nearby, which he didn't want

being built nearby, which he didn't want
blocking his view. So he sued and sued

blocking his view. So he sued and sued

blocking his view. So he sued and sued
and sued, which is what he does, and he

and sued, which is what he does, and he

and sued, which is what he does, and he
lost, which is also what he does. He

lost, which is also what he does. He

lost, which is also what he does. He
even had to pay the Scottish

even had to pay the Scottish

even had to pay the Scottish
government's legal costs. And since

government's legal costs. And since

government's legal costs. And since
then, he's carried this grudge against

then, he's carried this grudge against

then, he's carried this grudge against
these random inanimate objects he calls

these random inanimate objects he calls

these random inanimate objects he calls
windmills. This is like declaring war

windmills. This is like declaring war

windmills. This is like declaring war
against lighouses. And why? What does he

against lighouses. And why? What does he

against lighouses. And why? What does he
have against the wind? I mean, other

have against the wind? I mean, other

have against the wind? I mean, other
than this, what's

than this, what's

than this, what's
a little awkward? SPRAY IT DOWN.

a little awkward? SPRAY IT DOWN.

a little awkward? SPRAY IT DOWN.
THE MAIN EVENT IN WASHINGTON today was

THE MAIN EVENT IN WASHINGTON today was

THE MAIN EVENT IN WASHINGTON today was
the confirmation hearing of the hump

the confirmation hearing of the hump

the confirmation hearing of the hump
Trump picked to run the department

Trump picked to run the department

Trump picked to run the department
Department of Homeland Security. Senator

Department of Homeland Security. Senator

Department of Homeland Security. Senator
Mark Wayne Mullen, the junior senator

Mark Wayne Mullen, the junior senator

Mark Wayne Mullen, the junior senator
from Oklahoma, was on the hot seat today

from Oklahoma, was on the hot seat today

from Oklahoma, was on the hot seat today
before the Senate committee. Mark Wayne

before the Senate committee. Mark Wayne

before the Senate committee. Mark Wayne
is not the sharpest bulb in the forest.

is not the sharpest bulb in the forest.

is not the sharpest bulb in the forest.
Things got off to a rough start uh this

Things got off to a rough start uh this

Things got off to a rough start uh this
morning. He was asked to raise his right

morning. He was asked to raise his right

morning. He was asked to raise his right
hand. Couldn't figure out which one it

hand. Couldn't figure out which one it

hand. Couldn't figure out which one it
was. But there's a fun backstory to this

was. But there's a fun backstory to this

was. But there's a fun backstory to this
hearing today. Back in 2017, you may

hearing today. Back in 2017, you may

hearing today. Back in 2017, you may
remember Senator Ran Paul was attacked

remember Senator Ran Paul was attacked

remember Senator Ran Paul was attacked
by a neighbor and suffered some pretty

by a neighbor and suffered some pretty

by a neighbor and suffered some pretty
serious physical injuries. And a couple

serious physical injuries. And a couple

serious physical injuries. And a couple
of weeks ago, Mark Mark Wayne Mullen

of weeks ago, Mark Mark Wayne Mullen

of weeks ago, Mark Mark Wayne Mullen
said he understood why Ran Paul's

said he understood why Ran Paul's

said he understood why Ran Paul's
neighbor beat him up. And now, 19 days

neighbor beat him up. And now, 19 days

neighbor beat him up. And now, 19 days
later, all of a sudden, Trump nominates

later, all of a sudden, Trump nominates

later, all of a sudden, Trump nominates
Mullen to be the head of the DDHS. And

Mullen to be the head of the DDHS. And

Mullen to be the head of the DDHS. And
guess who is the chairman of the

guess who is the chairman of the

guess who is the chairman of the
committee in charge of his hearing? Oh,

committee in charge of his hearing? Oh,

committee in charge of his hearing? Oh,
that's right. Tell it to the Rand. and

that's right. Tell it to the Rand. and

that's right. Tell it to the Rand. and
went on to brag that you'd already told

went on to brag that you'd already told

went on to brag that you'd already told
me to my face that you completely

me to my face that you completely

me to my face that you completely
understood and approved of the assault.

understood and approved of the assault.

understood and approved of the assault.
Well, that's a lie. You have never had

Well, that's a lie. You have never had

Well, that's a lie. You have never had
the courage to look me in the eye and

the courage to look me in the eye and

the courage to look me in the eye and
tell me that the assault was justified.

tell me that the assault was justified.

tell me that the assault was justified.
So, today you'll have your chance.

So, today you'll have your chance.

So, today you'll have your chance.
Today, I'll give you that chance to

Today, I'll give you that chance to

Today, I'll give you that chance to
clear the record. Tell it to my face. If

clear the record. Tell it to my face. If

clear the record. Tell it to my face. If
that's what you believe, tell it to me

that's what you believe, tell it to me

that's what you believe, tell it to me
today. Tell the world why you believe I

today. Tell the world why you believe I

today. Tell the world why you believe I
deserve to be assaulted from behind,

deserve to be assaulted from behind,

deserve to be assaulted from behind,
have six ribs broken, and a damaged

have six ribs broken, and a damaged

have six ribs broken, and a damaged
lung. Tell me to my face why you think I

lung. Tell me to my face why you think I

lung. Tell me to my face why you think I
deserved it.

deserved it.

deserved it.
>> Either the Bachelorette is becoming more

>> Either the Bachelorette is becoming more

>> Either the Bachelorette is becoming more
like Congress or Congress is becoming

like Congress or Congress is becoming

like Congress or Congress is becoming
more like the Bachelorette. I don't

more like the Bachelorette. I don't

more like the Bachelorette. I don't
know. But and of course Mark Wayne

know. But and of course Mark Wayne

know. But and of course Mark Wayne
didn't have a good answer for the

didn't have a good answer for the

didn't have a good answer for the
question other than uh some mutters and

question other than uh some mutters and

question other than uh some mutters and
grunts. And then Senator Paul who was

grunts. And then Senator Paul who was

grunts. And then Senator Paul who was
making the point that this guy's a loose

making the point that this guy's a loose

making the point that this guy's a loose
cannon. Maybe a loose cannon isn't the

cannon. Maybe a loose cannon isn't the

cannon. Maybe a loose cannon isn't the
best choice to be in charge of securing

best choice to be in charge of securing

best choice to be in charge of securing
the homeland. He showed a montage of

the homeland. He showed a montage of

the homeland. He showed a montage of
Mark Wayne Mullen making threats um

Mark Wayne Mullen making threats um

Mark Wayne Mullen making threats um
challenging a guy to fight and then

challenging a guy to fight and then

challenging a guy to fight and then
bragging about it repeatedly on TV.

bragging about it repeatedly on TV.

bragging about it repeatedly on TV.
>> In the days after the fight, you did

>> In the days after the fight, you did

>> In the days after the fight, you did
many interviews in which you justified

many interviews in which you justified

many interviews in which you justified
the violence as historically justified

the violence as historically justified

the violence as historically justified
by precedents such as caning and

by precedents such as caning and

by precedents such as caning and
dueling.

dueling.

dueling.
>> What I was simply pointing out is some

>> What I was simply pointing out is some

>> What I was simply pointing out is some
of the rules that still apply to this

of the rules that still apply to this

of the rules that still apply to this
body. Uh for instance, uh dueling with

body. Uh for instance, uh dueling with

body. Uh for instance, uh dueling with
two consenting adults is still there. Uh

two consenting adults is still there. Uh

two consenting adults is still there. Uh
I was pointing out what is still for 170

I was pointing out what is still for 170

I was pointing out what is still for 170
years.

years.

years.
>> Whoa, hold up. I I just saw Hamilton

>> Whoa, hold up. I I just saw Hamilton

>> Whoa, hold up. I I just saw Hamilton
last summer. That weren't real.

last summer. That weren't real.

last summer. That weren't real.
And of course, no Trump confirmation

And of course, no Trump confirmation

And of course, no Trump confirmation
hearing would be complete without a

hearing would be complete without a

hearing would be complete without a
healthy dose of election denial.

healthy dose of election denial.

healthy dose of election denial.
>> Who won the 2020 election?

>> Who won the 2020 election?

>> Who won the 2020 election?
>> Ma'am, we know that President Joe Biden

>> Ma'am, we know that President Joe Biden

>> Ma'am, we know that President Joe Biden
was sworn into office. He was the

was sworn into office. He was the

was sworn into office. He was the
president for the last four years. But I

president for the last four years. But I

president for the last four years. But I
do believe I believe my job as

do believe I believe my job as

do believe I believe my job as
Department of Homeland Security

Department of Homeland Security

Department of Homeland Security
Secretary will be to make sure that we

Secretary will be to make sure that we

Secretary will be to make sure that we
assure that the elections are uh are

assure that the elections are uh are

assure that the elections are uh are
fair and people can trust them.

fair and people can trust them.

fair and people can trust them.
>> H I'm sorry. The correct answer was

>> H I'm sorry. The correct answer was

>> H I'm sorry. The correct answer was
Joseph Biden. We would have also

Joseph Biden. We would have also

Joseph Biden. We would have also
accepted Joe for sure. You got that

accepted Joe for sure. You got that

accepted Joe for sure. You got that
wrong.

wrong.

wrong.
But back to your seat. They've confirmed

But back to your seat. They've confirmed

But back to your seat. They've confirmed
Mark Wayne Mullen, uh, who is part

Mark Wayne Mullen, uh, who is part

Mark Wayne Mullen, uh, who is part
Native American, would become the first

Native American, would become the first

Native American, would become the first
Native American to hold the job running

Native American to hold the job running

Native American to hold the job running
Homeland Security, which is great, but I

Homeland Security, which is great, but I

Homeland Security, which is great, but I
mean, nothing against Native Americans,

mean, nothing against Native Americans,

mean, nothing against Native Americans,
but as far as controlling illegal

but as far as controlling illegal

but as far as controlling illegal
immigration goes, they did let us in.

immigration goes, they did let us in.

immigration goes, they did let us in.
Okay.

Okay.

Okay.
After sitting through this hearing, I

After sitting through this hearing, I

After sitting through this hearing, I
found it hard to believe that Senator

found it hard to believe that Senator

found it hard to believe that Senator
Mullen knows much about Homeland

Mullen knows much about Homeland

Mullen knows much about Homeland
Security, but we did some digging and we

Security, but we did some digging and we

Security, but we did some digging and we
found something that he does know a lot

found something that he does know a lot

found something that he does know a lot
about. You know, before he was in

about. You know, before he was in

about. You know, before he was in
Congress, he was a plumber.

Congress, he was a plumber.

Congress, he was a plumber.
>> How do you clean your garbage disposal?

>> How do you clean your garbage disposal?

>> How do you clean your garbage disposal?
Well, let me show you. Take you a wooden

Well, let me show you. Take you a wooden

Well, let me show you. Take you a wooden
spoon and a pitcher of ice. Pour the ice

spoon and a pitcher of ice. Pour the ice

spoon and a pitcher of ice. Pour the ice
into the garbage disposal, and then use

into the garbage disposal, and then use

into the garbage disposal, and then use
the spoon to help push the ice into the

the spoon to help push the ice into the

the spoon to help push the ice into the
garden disposal. Turn the water on

garden disposal. Turn the water on

garden disposal. Turn the water on
slightly, and this will clean your

slightly, and this will clean your

slightly, and this will clean your
garden disposal very, very nicely.

garden disposal very, very nicely.

garden disposal very, very nicely.
>> All right. Thank you, Mark. Just take

>> All right. Thank you, Mark. Just take

>> All right. Thank you, Mark. Just take
you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice,

you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice,

you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice,
and you got to You see, he he has

and you got to You see, he he has

and you got to You see, he he has
experience with ice. He knows what to

experience with ice. He knows what to

experience with ice. He knows what to
do.

do.

do.
That man has more business plunging the

That man has more business plunging the

That man has more business plunging the
waterburgers out of Trump's golden

waterburgers out of Trump's golden

waterburgers out of Trump's golden
toilet than running Homeland Security

toilet than running Homeland Security

toilet than running Homeland Security
for this country. It's a good tip,

for this country. It's a good tip,

for this country. It's a good tip,
though.

though.

though.
I'm going to try it tonight. The other

I'm going to try it tonight. The other

I'm going to try it tonight. The other
hearing on Capitol Hill today was in the

hearing on Capitol Hill today was in the

hearing on Capitol Hill today was in the
Senate Intelligence Committee where

Senate Intelligence Committee where

Senate Intelligence Committee where
lawmakers had the chance to interrogate

lawmakers had the chance to interrogate

lawmakers had the chance to interrogate
CIA director John Ratcliffe and the

CIA director John Ratcliffe and the

CIA director John Ratcliffe and the
director of national intelligence Tulsy

director of national intelligence Tulsy

director of national intelligence Tulsy
Gabbard about the still unknown reasons

Gabbard about the still unknown reasons

Gabbard about the still unknown reasons
for our war on Iran, the raid on the

for our war on Iran, the raid on the

for our war on Iran, the raid on the
Fulton County Election Office, and some

Fulton County Election Office, and some

Fulton County Election Office, and some
absolutely crazy fundraising emails

absolutely crazy fundraising emails

absolutely crazy fundraising emails
their boss has been sending out. I

their boss has been sending out. I

their boss has been sending out. I
>> just want to point out something that

>> just want to point out something that

>> just want to point out something that
was released about 6 days ago. This is a

was released about 6 days ago. This is a

was released about 6 days ago. This is a
fundraising

fundraising

fundraising
email from the president. It says, "As a

email from the president. It says, "As a

email from the president. It says, "As a
national security briefing member,

national security briefing member,

national security briefing member,
you'll receive my private

you'll receive my private

you'll receive my private
national security briefings." Do you

national security briefings." Do you

national security briefings." Do you
think the public should be able to

think the public should be able to

think the public should be able to
supporters of the president should be

supporters of the president should be

supporters of the president should be
able to pay and receive his private

able to pay and receive his private

able to pay and receive his private
national security briefings?

national security briefings?

national security briefings?
>> Well, I don't know. It depends. Did do

>> Well, I don't know. It depends. Did do

>> Well, I don't know. It depends. Did do
they pay in cash? How much are they

they pay in cash? How much are they

they pay in cash? How much are they
paying? I don't know. Basically, the

paying? I don't know. Basically, the

paying? I don't know. Basically, the
question is, do you think our national

question is, do you think our national

question is, do you think our national
security should be structured like an

security should be structured like an

security should be structured like an
only fans?

only fans?

only fans?
>> I don't know what that document is. Um,

>> I don't know what that document is. Um,

>> I don't know what that document is. Um,
but regardless of what it says, it

but regardless of what it says, it

but regardless of what it says, it
didn't happen. Uh, this was new.

didn't happen. Uh, this was new.

didn't happen. Uh, this was new.
>> But what I'm telling you is that uh the

>> But what I'm telling you is that uh the

>> But what I'm telling you is that uh the
Hatch Act would prevent me from an

Hatch Act would prevent me from an

Hatch Act would prevent me from an
a-olitical role from engaging in that.

a-olitical role from engaging in that.

a-olitical role from engaging in that.
I'm not aware that anything like that

I'm not aware that anything like that

I'm not aware that anything like that
happened.

happened.

happened.
>> Yeah. This says unfiltered updates.

>> Yeah. This says unfiltered updates.

>> Yeah. This says unfiltered updates.
So, Director Gabber, do you have any

So, Director Gabber, do you have any

So, Director Gabber, do you have any
comment on whether unfiltered updates of

comment on whether unfiltered updates of

comment on whether unfiltered updates of
private national security briefings

private national security briefings

private national security briefings
should be made to individuals that

should be made to individuals that

should be made to individuals that
donate to the president?

donate to the president?

donate to the president?
>> I'm not I'm not familiar with that

>> I'm not I'm not familiar with that

>> I'm not I'm not familiar with that
document.

document.

document.
>> She said the same thing about the

>> She said the same thing about the

>> She said the same thing about the
Constitution, by the way. I you know, I

Constitution, by the way. I you know, I

Constitution, by the way. I you know, I
I I often wonder I really do. I wonder

I I often wonder I really do. I wonder

I I often wonder I really do. I wonder
how could anyone vote for this man who

how could anyone vote for this man who

how could anyone vote for this man who
appointed all these dopes. I mean, I get

appointed all these dopes. I mean, I get

appointed all these dopes. I mean, I get
being a Republican. You have different

being a Republican. You have different

being a Republican. You have different
views politically. I understand all

views politically. I understand all

views politically. I understand all
that. But of all the people whose

that. But of all the people whose

that. But of all the people whose
opinions match up with yours, how the

opinions match up with yours, how the

opinions match up with yours, how the
hell did we wind up with him? And the

hell did we wind up with him? And the

hell did we wind up with him? And the
good news is seems I am not the only one

good news is seems I am not the only one

good news is seems I am not the only one
wondering that lately.

wondering that lately.

wondering that lately.
>> If you could say something to President

>> If you could say something to President

>> If you could say something to President
Trump and he was going to hear you right

Trump and he was going to hear you right

Trump and he was going to hear you right
now, what would it be?

now, what would it be?

now, what would it be?
>> You are a worthless pile of

>> You are a worthless pile of

>> You are a worthless pile of
>> And you voted for him how many times?

>> And you voted for him how many times?

>> And you voted for him how many times?
>> Three times. That was my bad.

>> Three times. That was my bad.

>> Three times. That was my bad.
Apparently, I'm an idiot.

Apparently, I'm an idiot.

Apparently, I'm an idiot.
>> All right. Well, admitting it is the

>> All right. Well, admitting it is the

>> All right. Well, admitting it is the
first step, but you know what? It may

first step, but you know what? It may

first step, but you know what? It may
have taken you three elections to get

have taken you three elections to get

have taken you three elections to get
here, but we're happy to welcome you

here, but we're happy to welcome you

here, but we're happy to welcome you
into the Trump's a worthless pile of

into the Trump's a worthless pile of

into the Trump's a worthless pile of
bleep club. So, this is good, too.

bleep club. So, this is good, too.

bleep club. So, this is good, too.
This is from last night's uh NBA game

This is from last night's uh NBA game

This is from last night's uh NBA game
between the Orlando Magic and the

between the Orlando Magic and the

between the Orlando Magic and the
reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder.

reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder.

reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder.
The Thunder, it's the best team in

The Thunder, it's the best team in

The Thunder, it's the best team in
basketball for a lot of reasons,

basketball for a lot of reasons,

basketball for a lot of reasons,
including imaginative defensive plays

including imaginative defensive plays

including imaginative defensive plays
like this one from guard Alex Caruso.

like this one from guard Alex Caruso.

like this one from guard Alex Caruso.
>> Dilva. Nice movement there. The Silva

>> Dilva. Nice movement there. The Silva

>> Dilva. Nice movement there. The Silva
had the shot blocked but a foul. I don't

had the shot blocked but a foul. I don't

had the shot blocked but a foul. I don't
think I've ever seen this before.

>> Jeff, have you ever seen

>> Jeff, have you ever seen
>> I have not shot block with a shoe? No.

>> I have not shot block with a shoe? No.

>> I have not shot block with a shoe? No.
>> He may have just invented a new sport

>> He may have just invented a new sport

>> He may have just invented a new sport
there

there

there
>> or shoe. I the reblock. Apparently,

>> or shoe. I the reblock. Apparently,

>> or shoe. I the reblock. Apparently,
blocking a shot with your shoe is a

blocking a shot with your shoe is a

blocking a shot with your shoe is a
technical foul, which I did not know.

technical foul, which I did not know.

technical foul, which I did not know.
You know, the um NCAA men's college

You know, the um NCAA men's college

You know, the um NCAA men's college
basketball tournament gets going

basketball tournament gets going

basketball tournament gets going
tomorrow. We needed more madness in

tomorrow. We needed more madness in

tomorrow. We needed more madness in
March and now it is here. College sports

March and now it is here. College sports

March and now it is here. College sports
are a lot of fun and some of the

are a lot of fun and some of the

are a lot of fun and some of the
athletes names are just great. For

athletes names are just great. For

athletes names are just great. For
example, Vanderbilt's number five seed

example, Vanderbilt's number five seed

example, Vanderbilt's number five seed
this year thanks to efforts from players

this year thanks to efforts from players

this year thanks to efforts from players
like Chandler Bing who um has a a lot of

like Chandler Bing who um has a a lot of

like Chandler Bing who um has a a lot of
friends. I bet there are there's some

friends. I bet there are there's some

friends. I bet there are there's some
great names in college basketball this

great names in college basketball this

great names in college basketball this
season, including Peter Pinis

season, including Peter Pinis

season, including Peter Pinis
from Providence. I hope I pronounced

from Providence. I hope I pronounced

from Providence. I hope I pronounced
that right. who is who's 7 feet long I

that right. who is who's 7 feet long I

that right. who is who's 7 feet long I
mean tall. Um there's Tennessee

mean tall. Um there's Tennessee

mean tall. Um there's Tennessee
Rainwater. There's Poboy King. There's

Rainwater. There's Poboy King. There's

Rainwater. There's Poboy King. There's
Leopold Levan.

Leopold Levan.

Leopold Levan.
There's a Maximus Gizzy

There's a Maximus Gizzy

There's a Maximus Gizzy
and All right.

and All right.

and All right.
And Always Right. The The Wright

And Always Right. The The Wright

And Always Right. The The Wright
brothers there. Northwest Missouri State

brothers there. Northwest Missouri State

brothers there. Northwest Missouri State
has a guard named Gob.

has a guard named Gob.

has a guard named Gob.
Not a joke. And my favorite college

Not a joke. And my favorite college

Not a joke. And my favorite college
basketball name of the season comes from

basketball name of the season comes from

basketball name of the season comes from
the University of West Alabama.

the University of West Alabama.

the University of West Alabama.
>> West Alabama will bring in a million

>> West Alabama will bring in a million

>> West Alabama will bring in a million
bugs. That's going to go against a

bugs. That's going to go against a

bugs. That's going to go against a
million bugs.

million bugs.

million bugs.
>> A million bugs. I've been waiting all

>> A million bugs. I've been waiting all

>> A million bugs. I've been waiting all
day to say that name.

day to say that name.

day to say that name.
>> His name is A Million Bugs.

>> His name is A Million Bugs.

>> His name is A Million Bugs.
>> A million bugs. A million bugs.

>> A million bugs. A million bugs.

>> A million bugs. A million bugs.
>> A million bugs.

>> A million bugs.

>> A million bugs.
>> That's right. His your His name his real

>> That's right. His your His name his real

>> That's right. His your His name his real
name is a million. A M I L L I O N.

name is a million. A M I L L I O N.

name is a million. A M I L L I O N.
Bugs. And joining us now from his campus

Bugs. And joining us now from his campus

Bugs. And joining us now from his campus
in Livingston, Alabama. Say hello TO A

in Livingston, Alabama. Say hello TO A

in Livingston, Alabama. Say hello TO A
MILLION BUGS. HI A MILLION.

MILLION BUGS. HI A MILLION.

MILLION BUGS. HI A MILLION.
>> What's up Jimmy? How you doing?

>> What's up Jimmy? How you doing?

>> What's up Jimmy? How you doing?
>> Thanks for being with us. So just to

>> Thanks for being with us. So just to

>> Thanks for being with us. So just to
make it clear for everyone, this is a

make it clear for everyone, this is a

make it clear for everyone, this is a
million is your real first name on your

million is your real first name on your

million is your real first name on your
birth certificate.

birth certificate.

birth certificate.
>> Yes. Yes. I promise it's my real name.

>> Yes. Yes. I promise it's my real name.

>> Yes. Yes. I promise it's my real name.
>> So like when your Uber comes, the driver

>> So like when your Uber comes, the driver

>> So like when your Uber comes, the driver
says Uber for a million. Make room.

says Uber for a million. Make room.

says Uber for a million. Make room.
Right.

Right.

Right.
>> Usually the Uber don't say anything

>> Usually the Uber don't say anything

>> Usually the Uber don't say anything
honestly.

honestly.

honestly.
Pretty awkward.

Pretty awkward.

Pretty awkward.
>> Is it annoying being asked about this

>> Is it annoying being asked about this

>> Is it annoying being asked about this
all the time?

all the time?

all the time?
>> Yeah. Yes. Yes.

>> Yeah. Yes. Yes.

>> Yeah. Yes. Yes.
Literally every conversation it starts

Literally every conversation it starts

Literally every conversation it starts
with, "Is that your real name?" So now

with, "Is that your real name?" So now

with, "Is that your real name?" So now
it's to the point where I have to tell

it's to the point where I have to tell

it's to the point where I have to tell
them like, "Yes, it's my real name

them like, "Yes, it's my real name

them like, "Yes, it's my real name
before they even ask."

before they even ask."

before they even ask."
>> What happens at Starbucks?

>> What happens at Starbucks?

>> What happens at Starbucks?
>> Uh, I actually I give a fake name.

>> Uh, I actually I give a fake name.

>> Uh, I actually I give a fake name.
Usually my nickname. Yeah. Yeah.

Usually my nickname. Yeah. Yeah.

Usually my nickname. Yeah. Yeah.
>> How would your life be different if you

>> How would your life be different if you

>> How would your life be different if you
had a boring name like Josh Bugs or

had a boring name like Josh Bugs or

had a boring name like Josh Bugs or
something like that? Do you think you'd

something like that? Do you think you'd

something like that? Do you think you'd
be you'd be sad?

be you'd be sad?

be you'd be sad?
>> Uh, nah, honestly. Well, yeah, probably.

>> Uh, nah, honestly. Well, yeah, probably.

>> Uh, nah, honestly. Well, yeah, probably.
Honestly. You know, I definitely

Honestly. You know, I definitely

Honestly. You know, I definitely
wouldn't have opportunities like this.

wouldn't have opportunities like this.

wouldn't have opportunities like this.
Like, I definitely want to be on Jimmy

Like, I definitely want to be on Jimmy

Like, I definitely want to be on Jimmy
Kill a Live.

Kill a Live.

Kill a Live.
>> Oh, that's true. Yeah. All right. That's

>> Oh, that's true. Yeah. All right. That's

>> Oh, that's true. Yeah. All right. That's
true.

>> Is there a ladybug in your life?

>> Is there a ladybug in your life?
>> Uh, in the future, there is one now, but

>> Uh, in the future, there is one now, but

>> Uh, in the future, there is one now, but
hopefully it will be a Miss Bugs.

hopefully it will be a Miss Bugs.

hopefully it will be a Miss Bugs.
>> Okay. Speaking of the future, if you

>> Okay. Speaking of the future, if you

>> Okay. Speaking of the future, if you
have a son or a daughter, I guess, will

have a son or a daughter, I guess, will

have a son or a daughter, I guess, will
you pass the name a million down? Uh, I

you pass the name a million down? Uh, I

you pass the name a million down? Uh, I
want a junior, but I guess it's going to

want a junior, but I guess it's going to

want a junior, but I guess it's going to
be a collaborative thing, so we never

be a collaborative thing, so we never

be a collaborative thing, so we never
know.

know.

know.
>> What about lice? Have you ever had lice?

>> What about lice? Have you ever had lice?

>> What about lice? Have you ever had lice?
>> No.

>> No.

>> No.
>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.
>> Never never never had lice.

>> Never never never had lice.

>> Never never never had lice.
>> Now, a million, have you been approached

>> Now, a million, have you been approached

>> Now, a million, have you been approached
with any sponsorship deals?

with any sponsorship deals?

with any sponsorship deals?
>> Uh, in the past, yes, but not not not

>> Uh, in the past, yes, but not not not

>> Uh, in the past, yes, but not not not
this year.

this year.

this year.
>> Okay, great. Because we have something

>> Okay, great. Because we have something

>> Okay, great. Because we have something
for you. We reached out to the trusted

for you. We reached out to the trusted

for you. We reached out to the trusted
people at Orcan Pest Control.

people at Orcan Pest Control.

people at Orcan Pest Control.
It seemed like a great fit, right? They

It seemed like a great fit, right? They

It seemed like a great fit, right? They
thought it was a good idea and they have

thought it was a good idea and they have

thought it was a good idea and they have
agreed to sponsor you if you choose to

agreed to sponsor you if you choose to

agreed to sponsor you if you choose to
be sponsored by Orcin. Just imagine you

be sponsored by Orcin. Just imagine you

be sponsored by Orcin. Just imagine you
a million bugs being the face of Orcin.

>> What do you think?

>> What do you think?
>> Is this real?

>> Is this real?

>> Is this real?
>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Absolutely. I would love it. I

>> Yeah. Absolutely. I would love it. I

>> Yeah. Absolutely. I would love it. I
love it.

love it.

love it.
>> All right. Great. I'm going to tell you

>> All right. Great. I'm going to tell you

>> All right. Great. I'm going to tell you
something. Michael Jordan never had his

something. Michael Jordan never had his

something. Michael Jordan never had his
face on the side of a pest control van.

face on the side of a pest control van.

face on the side of a pest control van.
>> I know, right?

>> I know, right?

>> I know, right?
>> Well, thank you a million. Thanks a

>> Well, thank you a million. Thanks a

>> Well, thank you a million. Thanks a
million. A million. We You're a very

million. A million. We You're a very

million. A million. We You're a very
good sport and we appreciate you being

good sport and we appreciate you being

good sport and we appreciate you being
with us.

with us.

with us.
>> Thanks a million bucks everybody. We

>> Thanks a million bucks everybody. We

>> Thanks a million bucks everybody. We
have a fun show for tonight. Daredevil.

have a fun show for tonight. Daredevil.

have a fun show for tonight. Daredevil.
Charlie Cox is here. Rachel Price is

Charlie Cox is here. Rachel Price is

Charlie Cox is here. Rachel Price is
sitting in with the Cleones AND WE'LL BE

sitting in with the Cleones AND WE'LL BE

sitting in with the Cleones AND WE'LL BE
BACK WITH LISA CRO.