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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,558 --> 00:00:11,177 You woke up this morning 2 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:14,647 got yourself a gun 3 00:00:15,031 --> 00:00:18,034 your mama always said you'd be the chosen one 4 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:21,538 she said you're one in a million 5 00:00:21,538 --> 00:00:24,541 you've got to burn to shine 6 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,543 but you were born under a bad sign 7 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:30,046 with a blue moon in your eyes 8 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:32,048 when you woke up this mornin' 9 00:00:32,549 --> 00:00:35,051 all that love had gone 10 00:00:35,418 --> 00:00:39,806 your papa never told you about right and wrong 11 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:43,059 but you're, but you're looking good, baby 12 00:00:43,426 --> 00:00:45,562 i believe that you're a- feelin' fine 13 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:48,314 shame about it born under a bad sign 14 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:52,435 with a blue moon in your eyes so sing it now 15 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:57,574 woke up this morning you got a blue moon got a blue moon in your eyes? ? 16 00:00:57,824 --> 00:00:59,826 Yeah 17 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:04,697 you say you woke up this morning 18 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,200 the world turned upside down 19 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,335 lord above, things ain't been the same 20 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:13,206 since the blues walked into town 21 00:01:13,456 --> 00:01:17,210 but you're, but you're one in a million'cause you got that shotgun shine 22 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:21,097 shame about it born under a bad sign 23 00:01:21,097 --> 00:01:24,851 with a blue moon in your eyes, yeah 24 00:01:24,968 --> 00:01:27,854 woke up this morning 25 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,356 got yourself a gun 26 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:32,859 got yourself a gun 27 00:01:32,976 --> 00:01:35,478 got yourself a gun 28 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:41,484 come on. Come on, dog. Come on, come on, come on. 29 00:01:41,484 --> 00:01:43,987 Come on, come on, come on. 30 00:01:43,987 --> 00:01:45,989 Go get it. Look at this. 31 00:01:46,489 --> 00:01:49,993 Look at this plastic. And there's weeds. 32 00:01:49,993 --> 00:01:52,495 It looks like tobacco road. 33 00:01:52,629 --> 00:01:55,131 Nobody gets down here. Anthony! 34 00:01:55,131 --> 00:01:58,134 Those dogs are wild dogs. 35 00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:02,138 Cemetery dogs. They'll take your hand off. 36 00:02:02,138 --> 00:02:04,140 Come over here. 37 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:07,644 Say a hail mary for your grandfather. Lay off. He's a kid. 38 00:02:07,644 --> 00:02:12,015 So he should neglect his elders? Just like his father. 39 00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:15,018 Yeah, real scamp. Yeah, my son, 40 00:02:15,018 --> 00:02:17,020 the mental patient. 41 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:19,022 Remember those trips to the shore? 42 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,274 Me and tony used to ride the waves? 43 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:25,778 - I taught him how to bodysurf. - My son was brought up right. 44 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:28,281 He needs a psychiatrist for what? 45 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:30,783 To talk about his sex life? Enough. 46 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:33,786 I hate it as much as you do. Anthony! 47 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:37,290 Those dogs could start foaming at the mouth. 48 00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:41,177 Hey, grandma. How come youse not supposed to breathe in the cemetery? 49 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:44,180 Who says? It's a joke, for christ's sake. Say "why?" 50 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,683 'Cause you'll make the dead people jealous. 51 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,806 Pick it up! Pick it up! Who's got the ball? 52 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,693 - Who's got the ball? - Oh, my god. Meadow, look out! 53 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:59,562 Come around, come around! 54 00:02:59,562 --> 00:03:01,564 Up, up, up! Cover'em through! 55 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:04,200 - I can't watch. - Yes! 56 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,953 - Atta girl, meadow! 57 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,955 You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall! 58 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,958 Good save! Come on, now! Come on! 59 00:03:12,075 --> 00:03:14,077 That was close. 60 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:17,580 Pretty good. Look at you at girl's soccer, tony. 61 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:20,583 What do you want from me? My only son's a couch potato. 62 00:03:20,717 --> 00:03:23,219 - Red, five! - What are you, yellow card happy? 63 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,837 Rough play, my ass! 64 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,473 Oh, come on! 65 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:30,593 Hi, honey. Got get'em, baby. 66 00:03:30,593 --> 00:03:34,097 This fat kid is such a sneak with that elbow! 67 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:37,600 Coach says next year chiara is gonna be one of his stars. 68 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,603 Come on, falcons! Let's pull it out, for christ sake! Heather dante! 69 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:45,858 - A hundred bucks for a goal! - What's with ally today? She's sleepwalkin' out there. 70 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,496 She eats at our house three nights a week. I know she's got the energy. 71 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:54,000 That tackle was all ball, asshole! 72 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,253 Yeah, zebra, i'm talkin' to you! 73 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,372 You blow that whistle one more time, i'm gonna stick it up your fuckin' ass! 74 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:03,876 Get off the field! Now! Get off the field or your team is gonna forfeit the game! 75 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:07,880 I'm goin'. You fuckin' son of a-- get off the field! 76 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:13,386 You're a hell of a guy. 77 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,641 Falcons! Falcons, heads up! 78 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:23,029 Red 42, 42! Push! 79 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:26,399 Ally! Come on. 80 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,404 Come on, al! 81 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,424 Yes, yes, yes! 82 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,430 Did i tell you? Did i tell you? 83 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:00,933 He's a brilliant coach. He's a beautiful, brilliant genius. 84 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:03,936 Yeah. You in love with him or what? Frankly, yes. 85 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:07,440 If he steers chiara through to a college scholarship, i'll blow the guy at midfield. 86 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:10,693 Oh, you will? 87 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:13,196 How's cheffing at dimples? 88 00:05:13,196 --> 00:05:16,199 You gotta come sample the salad bar. We got a special chemical brightener. 89 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:18,201 Keeps the lettuce crisp. How nice. 90 00:05:18,201 --> 00:05:20,703 Oh, yeah. It's beautiful. The offer's still there. 91 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:23,206 You wanna make a little money, you put some out on the street, 92 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:25,708 at two points, we split the interest. 93 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:28,211 Nice. 94 00:05:28,711 --> 00:05:32,715 I can't do the math, ton'. I'm an artiste. 95 00:05:32,715 --> 00:05:35,718 Get outta here. 96 00:05:35,718 --> 00:05:37,720 Good job, girls! 97 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,983 Absolutely, yeah. You do that so well, coach. 98 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:54,987 Thank you. You did a hell of a job, coach. 99 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,123 Welcome to the bada bing. Everything's on the house. 100 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:00,126 Brandy! Come here! I want you to meet somebody. 101 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,128 - This guy coached college. - Get outta here. 102 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:06,132 Division 1- a! Nay, that's boonie state. 103 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:09,635 Besides, art, the time has come to stop moving my wife and deena... 104 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,637 like pawns every time somebody ups the ante. 105 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:16,142 Anyway, now many chances does a man get to coach his own daughter? 106 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,644 What do they say? "Money isn't everything." Hear, hear. 107 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:21,647 - It's the kids that are important. - Cheers to the falcons. 108 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:23,649 Continued success. 109 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:31,657 Brandy, why don't you give the coach a deluxe tour of the vip lounge? 110 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:35,161 What? Oh, guys. 111 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,663 Jesus, we said a beer. 112 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:42,168 Oh, whoa-- no, i-- uh, thank you, but i don't think so. 113 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,671 Aw, jesus christ. 114 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:49,675 Okay, brandy, go, uh, sit on a tuffet. 115 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,178 Coach, it's on the house. 116 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,799 - What the fuck are you doin' here? - Who's he? 117 00:06:56,799 --> 00:06:58,801 My girl's soccer coach. You got somethin' for me? 118 00:06:58,801 --> 00:07:01,804 For one thing, every car you see in your rearview mirror is not a fed. 119 00:07:01,804 --> 00:07:04,807 Mikey palmice went out and got a major manhattan p. I. 120 00:07:04,807 --> 00:07:07,810 Mikey palmice thinks someone here is rattin' for the government. 121 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,313 What else is new? What else? 122 00:07:10,313 --> 00:07:13,816 My colleague over at organized crime task force... 123 00:07:13,816 --> 00:07:18,321 gets chatty after, uh, caffeine drinks. 124 00:07:18,321 --> 00:07:22,825 Names of people whose fiscal interests intersect with your own. 125 00:07:22,825 --> 00:07:26,329 Shit. I'm still trying to find out if you've been named. 126 00:07:26,829 --> 00:07:30,833 But these people, they are keeping these indictments very, very internal, tony. 127 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:33,336 For all i know, they got a folder withmyname on it, 128 00:07:33,336 --> 00:07:35,338 and if i was smart, i wouldn't be here. 129 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:39,225 I rest my case. As it is, i'm up the street on a rape/homicide. 130 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:43,229 What i need now, is to see a liquor license, sir, if you don't mind. 131 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:47,233 So anybody wonders why i was here, or for the lie detector test-- 132 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:52,738 cha- cha, show him the liquor license. Don't touch the girls. 133 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,241 How you doin'? 134 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,243 Bada bing. Arthur bucco! 135 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,245 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 136 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,868 - Hello? - What, you gonna stay in that bar all day? 137 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:09,005 I'm shootin' a little pool. I'll rack'em up for you. 138 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:12,008 I thought we were supposed to be painting the trim on the patio. 139 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:14,510 I bought the primer and i've been scraping. 140 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:18,130 - You have. - Arthur, i could really use your help. 141 00:08:18,514 --> 00:08:20,766 All right. Sure. Honey, i'll be right home. 142 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,639 This fuckin' guy lays down the law, ton'. 143 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,141 Fuckin' blisterin'. I'll be right home, honey. 144 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:32,144 I've gotta be getting home too. Shelly'll be looking for me. 145 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,647 It's quite the lifestyle you got here, though. 146 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,649 See you later, coach. Okay. 147 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,151 Different strokes. 148 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,789 Melvoin, frolov, schneider and archide. 149 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,791 I'm sorry. He's in a meeting. Can i take a message? 150 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,793 What's goin' on with the feds and their fuckin' indictment? 151 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,296 Just put it right down there. 152 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:54,300 Here's the bill. The book is off from the 14th ward. 153 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:57,303 I don't wanna minimize your position, corrado. 154 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,306 Two prior convictions. That places you in jeopardy of sentence... 155 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,308 under the habitual offenders statute. 156 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,678 I'm payin' you four an hour to hear shit that's already eatin' my insides? 157 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,180 Who had the peppers and eggs? Over here. 158 00:09:08,431 --> 00:09:10,566 That's what i should've had. 159 00:09:15,571 --> 00:09:18,074 I'd be happy to surrender mr. Soprano? 160 00:09:18,574 --> 00:09:21,077 You can be assured of my full cooperation? 161 00:09:21,577 --> 00:09:24,447 You'd rather they kicked in your front door in the middle of the night? 162 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,949 It's a target letter, corrado. 163 00:09:26,949 --> 00:09:30,202 I wasn't getting anywhere, so i asked them point blank what your status was. 164 00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:34,590 Just testing. That's what a good lawyer would do. 165 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:38,210 - They'd let me know when it was appropriate. - I may just start paying taxes. 166 00:09:38,461 --> 00:09:40,596 - Fuckin' funny. - 167 00:09:40,596 --> 00:09:43,349 i'm sick and tired of sittin' around here on my hands. 168 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,851 I'm gonna get outta here. Down to boca with your lady friend? 169 00:09:45,968 --> 00:09:50,222 - What the fuck you know? - Works for the joint fitters union, didn't somebody say? 170 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:54,610 Runs their, uh, labor management fund outside the fed's oversight. 171 00:09:56,612 --> 00:09:59,615 If you can't get your friends jobs, what's the purpose of attaining success? 172 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,118 The wheels of justice turn slowly. 173 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,371 Take her to florida. Develop a tan. 174 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:09,625 - Where's the key to the partners' crapper? - Top right- hand drawer. 175 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:13,629 Junior, we're working out of our fuckin' lawyer's office. 176 00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:15,631 Is that right? 177 00:10:15,631 --> 00:10:19,635 I didn't want to say anything, but this government's case? 178 00:10:19,635 --> 00:10:22,138 If there's a leak, it's in tony's boat. 179 00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:24,640 You wanna tell me... 180 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,643 my nephew's in bed with the justice department, just say it. 181 00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:29,645 Don't stammer around like a fuckin' spastic. 182 00:10:29,645 --> 00:10:32,148 There's something fucking wrong with that guy. 183 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:36,652 I feel it in my gut. I'm worried about you, skipper. 184 00:10:36,652 --> 00:10:40,156 I'm sorry, mikey. You're a good boy. 185 00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:42,608 Fuck this. I'm goin' to boca. 186 00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:46,829 Deena, when you guys showed up to verbum dei last year, 187 00:10:46,829 --> 00:10:49,332 i thought,"soccer. Give me a break." 188 00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:53,836 But your dad makes it seem like this, i don't know, metaphor. 189 00:10:53,836 --> 00:10:55,838 Yeah. Yeah, dad's pretty cool. 190 00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:58,841 You guys, where's al? She was supposed to loan me a cig. 191 00:10:58,841 --> 00:11:01,344 I'll come with. 192 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:03,846 Al? Ally! 193 00:11:05,348 --> 00:11:07,850 Al! 194 00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:12,355 If you're smoking, you owe me five dollars! 195 00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,357 Al? Ally? 196 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,229 Ally? 197 00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:23,232 - Ally, what are you doing? - Ally! 198 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,368 Oh, my god! Ally! Ally! Oh, my god! 199 00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:32,625 Her parents split up. That's why she spends all her time at our house. 200 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,627 But the kid was born with a silver spoon. 201 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,129 Teenage girls are under a lot of stress. 202 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:40,132 I know this kid. She's great. 203 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:44,637 Was it a genuine suicide attempt, or was it a suicidal gesture? 204 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,140 "Small cutting" is the clinical term. 205 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,142 What's "large cutting"? O. J. In the missing tracksuit? 206 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,145 It's a cry for help. 207 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,147 Ah. 208 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:59,151 Her mother says she... tried this before. 209 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:02,655 A couple times. 210 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,157 What else is going on in your life? 211 00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:07,276 Life is putting the prozac to the test. 212 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,662 It's all that business that keeps popping up in the news? 213 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,665 I'd rather talk about my daughter. 214 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,167 Principal says girls in sports, they do better. 215 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,671 They don't take the drugs, they don't get knocked up. 216 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,673 But now this shit. 217 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,676 If my daughter ever tried to kill herself-- 218 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,048 oh, god! 219 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,559 Last week i called you a whore. 220 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:44,063 I might've been... 221 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,565 overstatin' the case a little bit. 222 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,207 Oo- hoo. Mr. Soprano. 223 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,577 Miss sanfillipo. I have a check here for you to sign. 224 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:03,082 Twenty grand. For research and development... 225 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,468 into furthering the art and science... 226 00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:08,471 of metal and ceramic joint fitting. 227 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,723 Where does our research and development take us this time? 228 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,225 I was thinking boca raton. 229 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,979 My, my. You read my mind. I'm all packed, baby. 230 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,098 I gotta talk to my cousin. 231 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:22,101 Uh, mr. Soprano? What? 232 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:26,105 I was waitin' to talk to jerry about how i could use some, uh, wiggle room... 233 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,741 on this mall job i got in north bergen. 234 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,493 Then i saw you here. And i thought, 235 00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:34,497 "what the hell? I may as well ask the man himself." 236 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:36,499 Let's you and i meet. 237 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:39,001 I can pass my recommends onto my cousin. 238 00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:46,509 Hey, mama livia, how are you? Do you remember me, larry boy barese? 239 00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:49,011 Well, i know who you are! 240 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:53,015 You lit an apartment house on fire... 241 00:13:53,015 --> 00:13:55,518 and scared your mother half to death. 242 00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:58,637 Mama's moving in here on the fifteenth. 243 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,140 I like your shoes, larry boy. 244 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:04,894 Mama hasn't been well in her mind. Last week she threw a jar of artichokes at me. 245 00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:07,897 She better not throw any artichokes at me! 246 00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:10,399 Ma, how you doin'? 247 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,902 - Remember larry? - Water under the bridge. 248 00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:15,404 Yeah. We're gonna take a walk. We'll be right back. 249 00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:17,406 You should get some shoes like his. 250 00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:21,410 I'll tell you somethin', tony. You've always been a fuckin' genius. 251 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,913 But this last move is the best move you ever did. 252 00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,415 The feds are never gonna surveil an old folks home. 253 00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:30,419 That's why i got six truckloads of bootleg polident comin' in. 254 00:14:30,419 --> 00:14:32,421 Hey, jimmy. How you doin'? There he is. 255 00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,807 Did you get your mother settled into a suite? 256 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,809 They're not sure they're gonna accept her. 257 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,811 They wanna see my financial statement again. 258 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,814 So this office supply chain comin' up from virginia. 259 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,066 What's the deal on them? I spoke to them. 260 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:47,570 I think they're gonna listen to reason on minority hiring. 261 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:52,074 You been to games? What've they got? 262 00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:04,954 What the fuck? 263 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:09,842 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 264 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:13,345 Knees high, colgiavani! Eyes ahead! 265 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,347 Energy, girls, energy! 266 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,852 I know we're all upset about all that's been going on, but we still have a season left! 267 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,354 Come on! Let's go! Hey, coach. 268 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,857 Hey, fellas. Uh, sorry, but practice is closed today. 269 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,860 I'm trying to keep the team focused. What're you doin'? 270 00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:33,232 You're leavin' us? After two fuckin' years? 271 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,735 I told that reporter to wait until after sectionals before he put that in the paper. 272 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:40,623 Coach, look at my little girl out there. 273 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:46,745 - You're breakin' her heart! - Believe me, art. I am hugely conflicted. 274 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,747 But rhode island doubled my salary! 275 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,751 They're giving my daughter a full ride! What could i do? 276 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:57,006 - They made me an offer i couldn't refuse. - You haven't heard ours. 277 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,391 Come on, sil. Look, buddy, i got a family too. 278 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,394 I happen to have a daughter who loves playing soccer very much. 279 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,898 Just kiddin' about the offer thing. 280 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,400 Hey, nobody blew a whistle! 281 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,403 Let's not get lazy out here! Come on! 282 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:15,157 - Why don't you go fuck yourself? - Excuse me? 283 00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:17,776 Hey, med, want me to tell your father-- this is my field. 284 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,915 Why don't you give me ten laps around the goals! 285 00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:24,667 Whatever. Make that 20. 286 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,786 Anybody else wanna mouth off? 287 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,791 Good! Come on! Let's circle up for keep- away! 288 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,544 Let's go! Over here! Get in a big circle! 289 00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,680 Go! Come on! Move it! 290 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,682 Out here! I need some people out here! 291 00:16:39,682 --> 00:16:41,934 Come on! Let's go! 292 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,448 Gimme your glass. 293 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,453 Who would've ever thought we could've been this contented? 294 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:05,958 I did. As soon as i saw you, i knew. 295 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,460 You're a sweetheart. 296 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:12,464 If only they knew the other side of you. 297 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,467 They'd eat me for breakfast. Mmm. 298 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,971 I've been lookin' at some real estate. Some nice houses on the market. 299 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,473 Maybe you'd like something bigger. 300 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,977 No, corrado. This is our place. 301 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,981 You know how long we been comin' here? Sixteen years. 302 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,983 And every one of them good. 303 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:36,989 How's junior, junior? Hmm? 304 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,491 He's catching some shuteye. 305 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:43,495 Oh. You're such a powerhouse. 306 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,498 When you kiss me down there, 307 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:50,002 you're like a great artist. 308 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,005 You got a real instinct for it. 309 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,508 Pass me the red peppers. 310 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,022 You know the thrill you give? 311 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,527 Just keep it to yourself, okay, roberta? Yeah. 312 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,529 All to myself. 313 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,541 Corrado? Yeah? 314 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,543 Why the big secret? 315 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:35,547 About what? Oral sex. 316 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,551 What's so terrible about pleasing a woman? 317 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:46,058 You always have to talk about everything. I wanna know why! 318 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,061 It's complicated. Yeah. 319 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:53,065 But why? Why? 320 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,068 Because they think if you'll suck pussy, you'll suck anything. 321 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,071 Oh, you're kidding. It's a sign of weakness. 322 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,575 And possibly a sign that you're afinocch'. 323 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:07,579 A fag? That's ridiculous. 324 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,583 How would the two even translate? 325 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,089 What are you gonna do? I mean, i don't make the rules. 326 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:22,678 Hey, it's not big lifestyle choice, shylockin'. 327 00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:25,180 My aunts quintima and gemma. 328 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,433 They got money out earnin' on the street. It's like bein' a banker. 329 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,936 You help people. 330 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,941 Chiara broke down in tears when she heard the coach was leaving. 331 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,443 You don't wanna talk about it, fine. No, i-- 332 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:43,448 i gotta go pick up carmela at her sister's. Let me ask you a question. 333 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,451 Why does your wife hate me? Charmaine doesn't hate you. 334 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,956 Yeah. 335 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,959 You lie like i play the french horn. What? 336 00:19:55,961 --> 00:20:00,465 Look at the fuckin'faccim over here. Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant like this. 337 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,971 That's one of the things i hated most when i had my restaurant. 338 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:10,475 It's values today. Standards are crumbling. 339 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:15,981 Would it have killed this coach to stick around until my kid graduates? 340 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,483 Then let him stay four years for chiara. 341 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,987 Hi. 342 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,240 That burns my ass. 343 00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,244 Where you goin'? 344 00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:33,248 That would be great. 345 00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:37,252 - Take your hat off. - Excuse me? 346 00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:40,756 They don't sell hot dogs here. They took the bleachers out two years ago. 347 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,758 It's my hat. I'll wear it where i want. 348 00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:02,277 How you doin'? 349 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:17,409 - Thank you. - Look at him. Douche bag. 350 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,412 Good for you! 351 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,914 Um, send them a bottle of montepulciano. 352 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:26,918 And, uh, get the license plate of these two guys sittin' behind artie. 353 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,920 Get the valet to do it. They look like cops. 354 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,437 I hear a voice 355 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,440 well, look who's here! Hi! 356 00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:53,695 Tony, look who's here! Alphonse, how you doin'? 357 00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:56,448 Good. Yeah. You feelin' better? 358 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:02,337 Gonna miss that left foot of yours. Tony. 359 00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:06,341 No, it's okay, mr. Soprano. I'm gonna play. No shit. 360 00:22:06,341 --> 00:22:09,845 Pardon my french there. You sure, ally? 361 00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:13,849 Yeah, i-- i had a long talk with coach hauser and-- 362 00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:18,353 i'm gonna play. That's all. 363 00:22:18,353 --> 00:22:21,356 - I told her she didn't have to. - Just said she wanted to. 364 00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:27,362 - Yeah. - Did coach pressure you, ally? 365 00:22:27,362 --> 00:22:29,865 No, mrs. Soprano. He would never do anything like that. 366 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,367 How's he gonna pressure her? He didn't have thecoglione to stick around. 367 00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:34,369 Dad. What? 368 00:22:36,238 --> 00:22:38,240 It's what we all wanted. 369 00:22:40,742 --> 00:22:43,745 Okay. Right? Long as everything's, uh-- 370 00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:47,249 look, we're trying to watch this, guys, okay? 371 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,752 Kick ass, girls. Right? 372 00:22:50,752 --> 00:22:53,255 Good night. 373 00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:16,778 Listen, roberta. What i said earlier? 374 00:23:16,778 --> 00:23:19,281 Mm- hmm. I'm serious. 375 00:23:19,281 --> 00:23:22,784 You discuss that with anyone, we're gonna go ten rounds. 376 00:23:22,784 --> 00:23:25,787 We just skimmed 20 thou off the development fund, 377 00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:28,790 and you're worried about a littlelecca fica? 378 00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:31,793 Will you keep it down? All right. 379 00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:36,298 I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser. I just won't say where. 380 00:23:36,298 --> 00:23:39,301 That's my reputation you're playin' with. 381 00:23:39,301 --> 00:23:43,805 Honey, my lips are sealed. 382 00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:47,309 Not too sealed, right? 383 00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:51,313 Visual on corrado soprano and female travel companion, 384 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:54,816 2200 hours, boca lounge. 385 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,216 Hey, hey, hey! How's my boy today, huh? 386 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,219 Go, go, go! 387 00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,723 I'm lookin' for, uh, coach hauser? 388 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,726 That's me. Petey! Come here! 389 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,597 A little somethin' from your friends at the bada bing club. 390 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:30,485 Brand new, surround sound, hdtv compatible. 391 00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:33,355 - Well, tell them thanks, but-- - this fucker's gettin' heavy. 392 00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:36,858 If this is about rhode island, tell your friends it's a done deal. I already signed. 393 00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:41,363 I don't know what it's about, but the tv stays here. Put it down. 394 00:24:41,363 --> 00:24:43,365 No! 395 00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:46,868 I mean it! Pick it up! Get the goddamn thing off my property! 396 00:24:46,868 --> 00:24:49,871 Look, pal, i don't think you quite understand. 397 00:24:50,372 --> 00:24:51,873 Oh, i understand only too well. 398 00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:54,376 You tell your friends i know all about them. 399 00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:56,878 If you did, you'd do what they want. 400 00:24:57,379 --> 00:25:00,882 Is that a threat? How quickly things change. 401 00:25:00,882 --> 00:25:03,385 Let me tell you something, guido-- my name is clarence. 402 00:25:03,385 --> 00:25:07,389 I have friends in law enforcement, and they would call this extortion. 403 00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:12,527 Come on. 404 00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:18,033 You tell those assholes don hauser will not be intimidated! 405 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:21,036 I will not be threatened or bribed! 406 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,655 I go where i want to when i want to! 407 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:28,159 Hey! 408 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:34,583 All day, every day, 85 and not one drop of rain. 409 00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:37,085 Oh, and those nights. 410 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:40,472 Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy. You have no idea. 411 00:25:40,722 --> 00:25:42,224 He's a sweetheart underneath it all. 412 00:25:42,724 --> 00:25:45,477 I wish i could get lou to be like him. 413 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:48,480 More sensitive, if you know what i mean. 414 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:54,102 That coral looks good. I don't understand why i always have to ask him for oral sex. 415 00:25:55,604 --> 00:25:59,608 Not like you and your corrado. Bebe, listen. 416 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,360 I know we always used to yak about our sex lives. 417 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,864 I think it would be better if we didn't anymore. 418 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:08,250 Okay. I mean it. 419 00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:12,120 Sure. It's just you're lucky, that's all. 420 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:21,763 - So, ma, you gonna come to the big game? - Game? 421 00:26:21,763 --> 00:26:25,267 What game? Miss meadow's soccer team is goin' to the sectionals. 422 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:29,771 - Nobody tells me anything. - Everybody hear me just tell my mother about the game? 423 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:34,025 Can anybody think of anything else to talk about except soccer? 424 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,028 All right. Uncle jun', how was boca? 425 00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:40,031 Wonderful. I don't go down enough. 426 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,901 That's not what i heard. 427 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:46,404 About what? 428 00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,909 Nothing. I'm sorry. I-- i don't know what i'm talkin' about. 429 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:54,412 - Last time, aunt bobbi bought me a live piranha. - You believe that was a piranha. 430 00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:57,666 That woman is not your aunt! 431 00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:00,168 Livia, i warned you. Stata zit'. Bobbi's a sweet, sweet girl. 432 00:27:00,669 --> 00:27:04,673 - What the hell's the matter with you? - 433 00:27:04,673 --> 00:27:07,175 what did i say? 434 00:27:07,309 --> 00:27:09,811 This wife of yours. She's got the giggles. 435 00:27:09,811 --> 00:27:13,315 - Can i be excused? - We just sat down. 436 00:27:13,315 --> 00:27:16,685 - How are you gonna play tomorrow, you don't eat? - He's right. You need protein. 437 00:27:16,685 --> 00:27:19,688 - No, i don't because i quit. - You quit. 438 00:27:19,688 --> 00:27:22,691 What are you talkin' about? With ally back, you can go to the state. 439 00:27:22,824 --> 00:27:25,327 A girl slits her wrists and you can think about is a game? 440 00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:29,331 It wasn't like friggin' cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture. 441 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,451 - Come back here! - You're not excused! 442 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,587 Oh, let her go. Go ahead, honey! 443 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,589 Ma! Why don't you butt out? 444 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:40,842 Only time you act like a grandmother is when you wanna score some points. 445 00:27:42,344 --> 00:27:47,849 I will not eat in this house. Junior, take me home. 446 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:51,469 - I'm not finished. - Youmangia, uncle jun'. She'll come back. 447 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:58,109 The stukas and messerschmitts. 448 00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,612 They have command of the skies. 449 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:07,619 The stuka is quite a formidable weapon. 450 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:11,623 I don't know. I'm glad meadow quit. 451 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:15,126 That coach pushes them to the brink. It's unhealthy. 452 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,879 Well, what do we mean when we talk about commitment? 453 00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:20,382 And that asshole. He thinks he can just walk away? 454 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,500 Watch it, cowboy. Don't start. 455 00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:26,888 What was with you and uncle jun' tonight? 456 00:28:27,389 --> 00:28:29,758 You better not get in that coach's face. Tell me about uncle jun'. 457 00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:31,760 No, no, stop it! Stop it! 458 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,762 I can't, i can't. 459 00:28:33,762 --> 00:28:36,264 Yes, you can. I know you want to. All right. Okay. 460 00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:44,022 Gabby dante's cousin and bobbi go to the same nail parlor. And-- 461 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:49,778 your uncle-- no, i shouldn't say. I shouldn't! 462 00:28:49,778 --> 00:28:52,163 Come on. Okay, okay! Okay. 463 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,169 Well, let's just say... 464 00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:02,674 your uncle has acquired a taste for her. 465 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:06,928 Uncle jun' gives head. World- class. 466 00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:10,432 The old man's whistlin' to the wheat field? Don't be disgusting. 467 00:29:10,432 --> 00:29:12,434 He's a bushman of the kalahari! 468 00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:16,438 That's why i don't tell you anything. 'cause you don't know when to stop. 469 00:29:16,438 --> 00:29:18,940 Oh, my god, if this ever gets out. 470 00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:23,945 Like you don't do it, or any of your friends. Bunch of hypocrites. 471 00:29:23,945 --> 00:29:27,949 Hey. What goes on in this bedroom stays here, and you know that. 472 00:29:27,949 --> 00:29:32,954 Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip. 473 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:47,085 Arthur? You're home? 474 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:49,587 The grease in that "fryolater." 475 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:52,090 I'm gonna smell like a cheap french fry for the rest of my life. 476 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:56,594 So this is why we scrimp and save to send our kids to that school, huh? 477 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:59,597 So that you can have our name just dragged through the mud? 478 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:04,102 What? Shelly hauser called me this afternoon. 479 00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:08,106 Your friends sent somewayos down there with a stolen tv set... 480 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,108 to try and bribe the coach. 481 00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:12,610 From your friends at bada bing. 482 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:17,749 As if a tv set is gonna get somewhere with a man like coach hauser! 483 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,751 A tv set? 484 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:24,255 Arthur, do you honestly believe that they're gonna stop there? 485 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:27,258 They tried bribing this man. 486 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:30,762 What's next? Always with the extreme scenarios. 487 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,264 No, come on, arthur. Tell me. What's next? 488 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,266 You grew up in the neighborhood. 489 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:39,270 Don't pretend like you don't know what tony soprano is capable of. 490 00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:44,776 Who is it? I found your dog. 491 00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:56,037 What? No, you're mistaken. My dog is upstairs. 492 00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:59,657 Golden retriever, blue nylon collar? 493 00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:02,160 Honey, who is it? Evenin', ma'am. 494 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:07,165 He has our dog. 495 00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:10,168 Where's petey? I thought he was locked in. Yeah, come get him. 496 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,171 I wouldn't want petey to get hit by a car. 497 00:31:29,938 --> 00:31:32,941 Petey, petey! 498 00:31:32,941 --> 00:31:35,944 You okay? Come here. What, no reward? 499 00:31:37,445 --> 00:31:39,948 Just kiddin'. I'm an animal lover. 500 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,952 You okay, boy? 501 00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:47,088 Med, you can cheer up about the coach, 502 00:31:47,088 --> 00:31:49,591 'cause i got a feelin' he's gonna reconsider the big move. 503 00:31:49,591 --> 00:31:53,094 - Tony! - Did you do something? 504 00:31:53,094 --> 00:31:55,096 What could i do? Point is... 505 00:31:55,096 --> 00:31:58,099 he's gonna stick around and finish what he started with the girls, that's all. 506 00:32:00,602 --> 00:32:04,606 That's it. Well, did i tell you? 507 00:32:10,478 --> 00:32:12,981 You need to develop some appreciation'cause you got people all around you... 508 00:32:13,481 --> 00:32:16,985 tryin' to help you and all you do is bitch and moan! 509 00:32:16,985 --> 00:32:20,989 I see this coach tryin' to abandon his team. I see your friends gettin' worked up. 510 00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:24,993 So i try to do somethin'! Is that why you think we're so upset, dad? 511 00:32:24,993 --> 00:32:28,997 Because a coach that most of us can't even stand is leaving? 512 00:32:28,997 --> 00:32:32,500 So, w- what difference does that make? You don't have to love him to be successful. 513 00:32:32,634 --> 00:32:34,135 Catfish hunter hated billy martin. 514 00:32:34,636 --> 00:32:38,139 Bill parcells, his guys, they can't stand him till they start to win! 515 00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,758 Coach hauser had sex with ally! 516 00:32:42,143 --> 00:32:44,646 What? That's why she cut herself. 517 00:32:44,646 --> 00:32:49,150 That's why i've been practically living at her house. 518 00:32:49,150 --> 00:32:51,653 All right, hold on a minute. 519 00:32:51,653 --> 00:32:54,656 Maybe-- 520 00:32:54,656 --> 00:32:56,774 with ally? 521 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:02,163 Meadow, this is horrible. This is also a very serious accusation. 522 00:33:02,163 --> 00:33:05,533 - What exactly did ally say? - That they had sex! 523 00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:09,037 More than once! That she's not a virgin anymore! 524 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,425 All right. 525 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:16,928 Ally's a very... pretty girl. 526 00:33:17,178 --> 00:33:19,681 Maybe there was-- maybe there was some confusion. 527 00:33:19,681 --> 00:33:22,183 Maybe she wanted to... 528 00:33:22,183 --> 00:33:24,185 look like she was sophisticated in you guys' eyes. Dad! 529 00:33:26,688 --> 00:33:30,191 What? Tony! What if this had been meadow? 530 00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:32,560 What kind of confusion? 531 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,563 A girl that age, the coach should not have been in any position... 532 00:33:36,064 --> 00:33:39,200 where there's even a remote possibility of confusion! 533 00:33:40,702 --> 00:33:42,704 I'm losin' my fuckin' mind here. 534 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,073 Tony, go downstairs, will you, please, so me and meadow can talk? 535 00:33:45,073 --> 00:33:48,576 Jesus fuckin' christ! 536 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:50,828 God, now what did i do? 537 00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:55,216 Meadow. Mom, i only told so he wouldn't make coach hauser stay here. 538 00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:58,720 Meadow, this is a horrible, horrible thing. 539 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,223 Mom, she's in love with him, but he won't leave his wife. 540 00:34:02,223 --> 00:34:04,726 Leave his wife? Meadow! 541 00:34:07,228 --> 00:34:11,733 Now, meadow, he didn't touch you, right? No, but what about deena? 542 00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:14,736 If she finds out about her father, it'll totally destroy her life. 543 00:34:14,736 --> 00:34:17,739 Just tell dad to let him go anywhere he wants, okay? 544 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,241 Come here. Oh. 545 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:30,501 Moldonado and his brother, they'll handle it. 546 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:33,504 Mal owes me a solid. 547 00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:36,007 No. No hired help. 548 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:38,009 This is personal. 549 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:42,013 Very glad to hear you say that. I'll give him a real after- school special. 550 00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:48,519 You outta your fuckin' mind? What? 551 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,889 I know you kidnapped the coach's dog and all that other shit. 552 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,392 But if you do one more thing-- aw, shut up, arthur. 553 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:57,395 You know, you're five fuckin' time zones behind your own ass. 554 00:34:57,395 --> 00:35:00,898 No, i'm fuckin' serious. You hear me, tony? 555 00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:03,901 - You're serious? - Yeah. 556 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:06,904 You wanna hear serious? You wanna know what your wonderful fuckin' coach did? 557 00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:12,410 He fucked little ally vandermeed and who knows who else he fucked. 558 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:14,662 What are you talkin' about? "Fucked"? 559 00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:21,669 - That's crazy. - That's why that kid slit her wrists, youstunad'. 560 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:27,175 And my daughter should know this shit, should have to think about that filth? 561 00:35:27,175 --> 00:35:29,177 No. No. 562 00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:34,682 That self- righteous prick put his dick in my little girl's soccer teammate. 563 00:35:35,183 --> 00:35:40,571 She's in eleventh grade, for christ's sake. Oh, my god. 564 00:35:40,822 --> 00:35:44,325 Chiara. He drove her home from the supermarket one night. 565 00:35:44,325 --> 00:35:48,329 - Oh, my little girl. - Fuckin' degenerate son of a bitch. 566 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:51,332 He deserves to die. Betrayin' children? 567 00:35:51,332 --> 00:35:54,836 Artie, believe me, he ain't gonna be doin' that shit no more. 568 00:35:54,836 --> 00:35:57,338 I guarantee you that. 569 00:36:06,714 --> 00:36:08,716 He's in the pro shop! 570 00:36:13,721 --> 00:36:15,723 I don't need a cart! 571 00:36:17,725 --> 00:36:20,228 Nobody told you to put my nephew under surveillance. 572 00:36:20,228 --> 00:36:23,231 I know, junior. I know. 573 00:36:23,231 --> 00:36:26,234 I just wanted to be on the safe side, and i'm glad i did. 574 00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:29,237 Because your nephew is not just hangin' out at that titty bar... 575 00:36:29,737 --> 00:36:31,739 and goin' to his daughter's soccer games. 576 00:36:31,739 --> 00:36:35,243 Go ahead. Twice last week... 577 00:36:35,243 --> 00:36:38,246 he goes toward the medical center, then they lose him. 578 00:36:38,746 --> 00:36:41,749 A girlfriend. Nah, nah, nah, nah. 579 00:36:41,749 --> 00:36:44,752 He's seein' this russian slit, very open. 580 00:36:44,752 --> 00:36:46,754 Your nephew is talking to the feds. 581 00:36:46,754 --> 00:36:50,758 Where else would he be goin' where it would require such precautions? 582 00:36:50,758 --> 00:36:53,761 And what the fuck else would be the big secret? 583 00:36:53,761 --> 00:36:55,763 What am i, a swami? 584 00:36:57,265 --> 00:36:59,767 Hey. 585 00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:03,271 Silvio! You're lookin' good. I like that hat. Mikey palmice. 586 00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:07,275 How you feel? 587 00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:13,531 You shanked it, sil. I still got the coach on my mind. 588 00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:19,537 We got fresh air, sunshine, a beautiful day. Forget about that shit. 589 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:23,541 - Thank god for golf some days. - I'm trying to concentrate here. 590 00:37:25,793 --> 00:37:29,297 - Did you get any golf in down in boca, uncle jun'? - Fuckin' manners! Please! 591 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:37,054 So you play, uh, manatee or what's the name of the other one? 592 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:42,059 Will you let the man tee off? You yap worse than six barbers. 593 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:44,562 If you'd have shut up during that game against mountain lakes, 594 00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:47,565 you wouldn't have missed that fuckin' fly ball. 595 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:49,567 I was ashamed to face my friends. 596 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:54,572 Good mikey. Better. 597 00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:58,576 What do you mean,"better"? Well, you know, it's...better. 598 00:38:04,832 --> 00:38:09,720 - Whoa, junior! - "Whoa, junior" what? 599 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,974 Uncle junior's into muff. What? 600 00:38:13,975 --> 00:38:17,228 Oh, did i say "muff"? I meant "rough." 601 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:22,233 Good shot. 602 00:38:25,486 --> 00:38:28,489 What's that smell? Did you guys go to a sushi bar? 603 00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:31,242 What the fuck's he talkin' about? I don't know. 604 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:34,862 I thought you were a baccala man, uncle jun'. What are you doin' eatin' sushi? 605 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:38,499 You're fuckin' runnin' off at the mouth, you know that? 606 00:38:40,001 --> 00:38:42,870 South of the border? 607 00:38:43,371 --> 00:38:45,873 Down mexico way 608 00:38:45,873 --> 00:38:49,510 listen, my friend. At least i can deal... 609 00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:52,013 with my own problems, unlike some i know. 610 00:38:52,013 --> 00:38:56,017 - What's that supposed to mean? - Take it however you want. Don't bullshit with me. 611 00:38:56,017 --> 00:38:58,636 Guys, guys. We here to play golf or what? 612 00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,889 Come on. 613 00:39:02,890 --> 00:39:04,392 South of the border? 614 00:39:04,892 --> 00:39:08,029 Where the tuna fish play 615 00:39:08,529 --> 00:39:12,033 arthur. 616 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:14,535 Everybody's just so upset. 617 00:39:14,535 --> 00:39:18,539 The mother's on sedatives. She's completely unable to deal. 618 00:39:18,539 --> 00:39:21,042 The father was in europe somewhere. They haven't reached him. 619 00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:25,046 The little girl, ally, she thinks it's all her fault. 620 00:39:25,046 --> 00:39:27,548 Lousy bastard. He's not gonna get away with this. 621 00:39:27,548 --> 00:39:30,051 You got that right. 622 00:39:30,551 --> 00:39:32,553 What? 623 00:39:33,554 --> 00:39:36,057 Hand me that bottle of bug be gone, will ya? 624 00:39:36,557 --> 00:39:38,559 Arthur, what? 625 00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:44,565 Somethin' goin' on, artie? 626 00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,435 Your mobster friend gonna do somethin' crazy? 627 00:39:49,937 --> 00:39:52,940 If i had any balls, i would do it myself. 628 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:56,444 Arthur, you do have balls. That's why you're not like him. 629 00:39:56,944 --> 00:40:00,448 Fuck it. Fuck the world! 630 00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:03,334 Artie, this isn't makin' some slob take his hat off. 631 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:08,589 This is beating a man to death or cutting his balls off or what? 632 00:40:08,589 --> 00:40:11,842 You can't tell me coach hauser doesn't deserve it! 633 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:16,347 Okay, but-- listen to you. Think about what you're saying. 634 00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:18,215 Yeah, you tell me. 635 00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:22,219 Who's worse? Tony soprano or that child- molesting fuck? 636 00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:26,223 I trusted him. I'd like to rip his heart out of his chest! 637 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:30,111 Jesus christ, arthur. I cannot believe you only think about yourself! 638 00:40:30,611 --> 00:40:34,365 Myself? Myself? 639 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:37,985 I resent that, charmaine! 640 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:51,132 Junior, what the fuck? What's the matter? 641 00:40:54,135 --> 00:40:56,137 What? That bullshit with the sushi? 642 00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:02,643 Nah, i-- i don't know what he was talkin' about. He, uh, he babbles. 643 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,762 What was that? You're another one! 644 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:08,015 Me? Hey, he completely lacked respect. 645 00:41:08,015 --> 00:41:10,518 Sick and tired of having to make excuses for him all the time. 646 00:41:11,018 --> 00:41:13,521 - It isn't right. - It's'cause he's a fucking mental weakling. 647 00:41:13,521 --> 00:41:16,023 - I know. - You don't know shit, mikey! 648 00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:24,915 He's seein' a psychiatrist, for christ's sake. How about that, huh? 649 00:41:24,915 --> 00:41:29,420 My nephew is seein' a psychiatrist. Makes me wanna cry. 650 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:34,425 - No shit? - Indictment's being prepared. He's spilling his guts. 651 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:37,928 - I fuckin' knew it. - No, you didn't fuckin' know it! 652 00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:40,931 I just told you. 653 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:46,437 God knows how much of our family business he airs. If the place is bugged-- 654 00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:48,439 that stuff's not admissible. 655 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:53,444 It's that, uh, that, that doctor/patient privilege, just like us and melvoin. 656 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:56,947 Melvoin's a lawyer. He's in the fuckin' ballpark. 657 00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:59,450 Suppose this shrink gets scared or somethin'? 658 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,453 Do you remember those fuckin' escovedo brothers, whoever the fuck, in california? 659 00:42:02,953 --> 00:42:06,957 They whacked their parents? Their shrink was in a fuckin' witness chair. 660 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:09,960 Shit. 661 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,466 Anthony wants to play games, okay. 662 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:18,969 I taught him games. 663 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:21,472 I taught him how to play baseball. 664 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,977 You talking about clippin' him? 665 00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:29,480 Nobody would slap my wrist if i did. 666 00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:34,068 There's guys in prison that have done half the damage this prick has. 667 00:42:34,568 --> 00:42:38,439 The judicial system has gotten much better in dealing with sexual predators. 668 00:42:38,439 --> 00:42:40,441 Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him. 669 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:42,443 If you're telling me of intent to harm this person, 670 00:42:42,443 --> 00:42:46,447 i must warn you of my duty to alert law enforcement. 671 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:49,083 I don't know why i tell you anything. I'm interested... 672 00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:52,703 in why you feel punishing this man falls upon you. 673 00:42:52,953 --> 00:42:55,339 - Well, it sure doesn't fall upon you. - What do you mean? 674 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:57,341 What would you do? You'd call the cops, 675 00:42:57,341 --> 00:43:00,344 who'd get some judge who'd give him psychiatric counseling. 676 00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:02,346 So maybe he could talk about his unhappy childhood... 677 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:06,467 and we could have sympathy for the fuck'cause he's the real victim here, right? 678 00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:09,853 You know what you do? Stick your head in the sand'cause that's what people like you do. 679 00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,473 Discredit psychology all you want, 680 00:43:12,473 --> 00:43:14,975 but i continue to ask the question: 681 00:43:14,975 --> 00:43:20,364 Why do you think you, anthony soprano, always has to set things right? 682 00:43:28,989 --> 00:43:31,492 Hey, paulie. Is tony in? Tony! 683 00:43:31,492 --> 00:43:33,994 - Artie! - Hey, ton', i gotta talk to ya. 684 00:43:34,495 --> 00:43:37,247 - Kinda busy right now. - I gotta talk to you. 685 00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:41,885 All right, we'll, uh, finish later, all right? 686 00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:56,900 Come on in. Hey. 687 00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:06,910 It's about, uh, the thing. 688 00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:09,413 You know what? 689 00:44:09,530 --> 00:44:12,533 Nothing's happened yet, has it? 690 00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:16,670 Just gotta make the call. I'm savorin' the moment. 691 00:44:16,670 --> 00:44:18,922 - You gotta call it off. - Don't worry about it. 692 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:21,425 You got nothin' to do with it. You don't go nowheres near this. 693 00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:25,295 I don't care about that! It's wrong, tony. 694 00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:29,800 You can't do it. It's wrong? Oh, what he did isn't? 695 00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:32,436 I'm beggin' you. I hate the guy too. 696 00:44:34,054 --> 00:44:36,440 What do you wanna do, artie? 697 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,444 You wanna call the cops? Here. Here's the phone. 698 00:44:40,444 --> 00:44:44,565 They'll arrest him, right? He'll get out in two fuckin' years, move to saskatchewan. 699 00:44:44,565 --> 00:44:48,569 Then you know what he'll do? He'll teach girls' soccer, and he'll start all over again. 700 00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:52,956 You don't think i wanna rip him apart like a fuckin' chicken? 701 00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:56,460 I drove by his house. I almost got out. 702 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,462 But you didn't. 703 00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:02,583 Something happens to him, who's it gonna help, huh? His daughter? 704 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:07,087 That girl? No, you, tony. 705 00:45:07,087 --> 00:45:09,590 And silvio and me and whoever. 706 00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:12,092 It's just gonna make us feel better. 707 00:45:12,092 --> 00:45:16,597 So don't even think about calling this justice. Leave it to the cops. 708 00:45:17,097 --> 00:45:19,099 Let me ask you a question. 709 00:45:19,099 --> 00:45:23,103 Who the fuck do you think you are comin' in here, talkin' to me like this? 710 00:45:23,103 --> 00:45:27,107 Now your boyfriend is finished. You deal with it. 711 00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:30,611 Okay? Tony, don't do it. 712 00:45:30,611 --> 00:45:34,114 This is me asking you. Why don't you get the fuck outta here? 713 00:45:34,114 --> 00:45:37,618 Come on. Get the fuck out! Go! 714 00:45:37,618 --> 00:45:40,621 Let's go. Come on, come on. 715 00:45:53,634 --> 00:45:56,136 Oh, yeah 716 00:45:56,136 --> 00:45:58,138 oh, yeah 717 00:46:07,397 --> 00:46:08,899 dewayne, dewayne 718 00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:20,794 woke up 719 00:46:23,797 --> 00:46:25,799 yeah 720 00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:37,060 yeah 721 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:48,188 yeah 722 00:46:52,192 --> 00:46:54,695 dewayne 723 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:01,585 corrado. 724 00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:06,590 I was worried! You usually call me when you're this late. 725 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:12,095 I bought us some barbecued chicken, some salad and some lemon meringue pie. 726 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:14,097 But i got so hungry, i had a piece. 727 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:17,100 Did i tell you to keep your mouth shut? What? 728 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:20,103 Did i tell you to keep your goddamned mouth shut? 729 00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:23,106 No, corrado, don't hit me! 730 00:47:39,373 --> 00:47:41,375 You stupid, fucking, blabbermouth cunt! 731 00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:44,878 I don't understand. 732 00:47:44,878 --> 00:47:47,381 Get your pencils and your crap and the rest of your shit... 733 00:47:47,881 --> 00:47:50,884 and don't be here tomorrow! 734 00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:54,755 Oh, no, corrado, don't leave! I love you! 735 00:47:56,757 --> 00:47:59,259 I am so sorry! 736 00:47:59,393 --> 00:48:01,395 No, corrado! 737 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,668 Yeah. You there at the place? 738 00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:26,670 Is he in the house? Yeah. 739 00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,673 Fuck it. Walk away. 740 00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:31,675 Just fuckin' walk away. Don't do it. 741 00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:33,677 Fuck! 742 00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:35,679 All right. Leave it alone. 743 00:48:35,679 --> 00:48:38,181 Yeah, no problem. 744 00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:40,684 Son of a bitch. 745 00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:43,186 Lynn, we are here live as colleagues and neighbors... 746 00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:47,307 were shocked to hear of charges brought against donald hauser, 747 00:48:47,441 --> 00:48:50,444 coach of the verbum dei high school girls' soccer team. 748 00:48:50,944 --> 00:48:53,447 Alerted by a student friend of the alleged victim, 749 00:48:53,814 --> 00:48:56,450 whose name cannot be revealed because of her age, 750 00:48:56,450 --> 00:48:58,952 police issued a warrant for hauser's arrest this evening. 751 00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:13,333 Tony. In my hometown 752 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:15,836 tony, jesus. Where i live 753 00:49:15,836 --> 00:49:19,339 you smell like lord calvert. 754 00:49:22,843 --> 00:49:24,845 Tony. 755 00:49:27,848 --> 00:49:30,350 We don't talk we all get together 756 00:49:30,350 --> 00:49:34,354 any kind of weather and we do the camel walk 757 00:49:41,862 --> 00:49:46,366 what is with you tonight? 758 00:49:46,366 --> 00:49:48,502 Tony, what is this? 759 00:49:48,502 --> 00:49:51,505 Oh, jesus. 760 00:49:51,505 --> 00:49:55,008 Mixed with alcohol. Oh, tony, that's wonderful. 761 00:49:55,008 --> 00:49:59,629 - Happy trails. Here, let's get you to bed. - Carmela. 762 00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:02,132 Carmela. 763 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,635 I didn't hurt nobody. 764 00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,284 Call the shrink. 765 00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:23,787 Tell her the town's gonna go to the fuckin' mormons. 766 00:50:47,894 --> 00:50:49,996 I hear a voice 767 00:50:52,699 --> 00:50:55,035 from the back of the room 768 00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,906 i hear a voice 769 00:50:59,906 --> 00:51:02,609 cry out 770 00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:05,178 you want something good 771 00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:11,585 yeah, come on a little closer by the front of the stage 772 00:51:13,186 --> 00:51:16,389 i said come on a little close wanna see your face 773 00:51:18,792 --> 00:51:21,194 you see, i met a devil namedbuena buena 774 00:51:23,597 --> 00:51:26,399 and i feel all right now i have to tell ya 775 00:51:28,702 --> 00:51:30,771 i thinks it's time for me to finally introduce you 776 00:51:30,771 --> 00:51:34,274 to thebuena, buena, buena good, good, good 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 63875

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