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You woke up this morning
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got yourself a gun
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your mama always said
you'd be the chosen one
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she said
you're one in a million
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you've got to burn
to shine
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but you were
born under a bad sign
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with a blue moon
in your eyes
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when you woke up
this mornin'
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all that love had gone
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your papa never told you
about right and wrong
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but you're, but you're
looking good, baby
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i believe that
you're a- feelin' fine
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shame about it
born under a bad sign
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with a blue moon in your eyes
so sing it now
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woke up this morning
you got a blue moon
got a blue moon in your eyes?
?
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Yeah
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you say you
woke up this morning
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the world turned
upside down
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lord above, things ain't
been the same
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since the blues
walked into town
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but you're, but you're
one in a million'cause you
got that shotgun shine
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shame about it
born under a bad sign
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with a blue moon
in your eyes, yeah
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woke up this morning
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got yourself a gun
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got yourself a gun
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got yourself a gun
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come on. Come on, dog.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Go get it.
Look at this.
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Look at this plastic.
And there's weeds.
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It looks like
tobacco road.
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Nobody gets down here.
Anthony!
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Those dogs are wild dogs.
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Cemetery dogs.
They'll take your hand off.
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Come over here.
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Say a hail mary
for your grandfather.
Lay off. He's a kid.
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So he should
neglect his elders?
Just like his father.
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Yeah, real scamp.
Yeah, my son,
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the mental patient.
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Remember those trips
to the shore?
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Me and tony used to
ride the waves?
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- I taught him how to bodysurf.
- My son was brought up right.
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He needs a psychiatrist
for what?
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To talk about his sex life?
Enough.
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I hate it
as much as you do.
Anthony!
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Those dogs could start
foaming at the mouth.
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Hey, grandma. How come
youse not supposed to
breathe in the cemetery?
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Who says?
It's a joke, for christ's sake.
Say "why?"
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'Cause you'll make
the dead people jealous.
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Pick it up! Pick it up!
Who's got the ball?
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- Who's got the ball?
- Oh, my god.
Meadow, look out!
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Come around, come around!
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Up, up, up!
Cover'em through!
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- I can't watch.
- Yes!
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- Atta girl, meadow!
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You're a brick wall, baby!
Brick wall!
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Good save! Come on, now!
Come on!
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That was close.
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Pretty good.
Look at you
at girl's soccer, tony.
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What do you want from me?
My only son's a couch potato.
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- Red, five!
- What are you,
yellow card happy?
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Rough play, my ass!
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Oh, come on!
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Hi, honey.
Got get'em, baby.
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This fat kid is such a sneak
with that elbow!
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Coach says next year
chiara is gonna be
one of his stars.
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Come on, falcons! Let's
pull it out, for christ sake!
Heather dante!
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- A hundred bucks for a goal!
- What's with ally today?
She's sleepwalkin' out there.
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She eats at our house
three nights a week.
I know she's got the energy.
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That tackle was all ball,
asshole!
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Yeah, zebra,
i'm talkin' to you!
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You blow that whistle
one more time, i'm gonna
stick it up your fuckin' ass!
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Get off the field! Now!
Get off the field or your team
is gonna forfeit the game!
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I'm goin'.
You fuckin' son of a--
get off the field!
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You're a hell of a guy.
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Falcons!
Falcons, heads up!
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Red 42, 42! Push!
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Ally! Come on.
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Come on, al!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Did i tell you?
Did i tell you?
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He's a brilliant coach.
He's a beautiful,
brilliant genius.
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Yeah. You in love
with him or what?
Frankly, yes.
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If he steers chiara through
to a college scholarship,
i'll blow the guy at midfield.
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Oh, you will?
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How's cheffing at dimples?
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You gotta come sample
the salad bar. We got
a special chemical brightener.
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Keeps the lettuce crisp.
How nice.
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Oh, yeah.
It's beautiful.
The offer's still there.
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You wanna make a little money,
you put some out on the street,
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at two points,
we split the interest.
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Nice.
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I can't do the math,
ton'. I'm an artiste.
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Get outta here.
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Good job, girls!
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Absolutely, yeah.
You do that so well, coach.
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Thank you.
You did a hell of a job,
coach.
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Welcome to the bada bing.
Everything's on the house.
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Brandy! Come here!
I want you to meet somebody.
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- This guy coached college.
- Get outta here.
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Division 1- a!
Nay, that's boonie state.
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Besides, art, the time
has come to stop moving
my wife and deena...
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like pawns every time
somebody ups the ante.
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Anyway, now many chances
does a man get to coach
his own daughter?
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What do they say?
"Money isn't everything."
Hear, hear.
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- It's the kids
that are important.
- Cheers to the falcons.
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Continued success.
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Brandy, why don't you give
the coach a deluxe tour
of the vip lounge?
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What?
Oh, guys.
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Jesus,
we said a beer.
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Oh, whoa-- no, i--
uh, thank you, but
i don't think so.
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Aw, jesus christ.
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Okay, brandy, go, uh,
sit on a tuffet.
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Coach,
it's on the house.
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- What the fuck are you
doin' here?
- Who's he?
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My girl's soccer coach.
You got somethin' for me?
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For one thing, every car you see
in your rearview mirror
is not a fed.
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Mikey palmice went out
and got a major manhattan p. I.
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Mikey palmice thinks
someone here is rattin'
for the government.
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What else is new?
What else?
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My colleague over at
organized crime task force...
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gets chatty after, uh,
caffeine drinks.
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Names of people
whose fiscal interests
intersect with your own.
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Shit.
I'm still trying to find out
if you've been named.
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But these people, they are
keeping these indictments
very, very internal, tony.
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For all i know, they got
a folder withmyname on it,
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and if i was smart,
i wouldn't be here.
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I rest my case.
As it is, i'm up the street
on a rape/homicide.
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What i need now, is to see
a liquor license, sir,
if you don't mind.
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So anybody wonders
why i was here, or
for the lie detector test--
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cha- cha, show him
the liquor license.
Don't touch the girls.
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How you doin'?
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Bada bing. Arthur bucco!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Hello?
- What, you gonna stay
in that bar all day?
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I'm shootin'
a little pool.
I'll rack'em up for you.
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I thought we were supposed
to be painting the trim
on the patio.
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I bought the primer
and i've been scraping.
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- You have.
- Arthur, i could really
use your help.
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All right. Sure.
Honey, i'll be right home.
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This fuckin' guy lays down
the law, ton'.
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Fuckin' blisterin'.
I'll be right home, honey.
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I've gotta be
getting home too.
Shelly'll be looking for me.
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It's quite the lifestyle
you got here, though.
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See you later,
coach.
Okay.
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Different strokes.
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Melvoin, frolov, schneider
and archide.
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I'm sorry.
He's in a meeting.
Can i take a message?
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What's goin' on with the feds
and their fuckin' indictment?
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Just put it
right down there.
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Here's the bill.
The book is off
from the 14th ward.
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I don't wanna minimize
your position, corrado.
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Two prior convictions.
That places you in jeopardy
of sentence...
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under the
habitual offenders statute.
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I'm payin' you four an hour
to hear shit that's already
eatin' my insides?
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Who had the peppers
and eggs?
Over here.
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That's what i should've had.
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I'd be happy
to surrender mr. Soprano?
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You can be assured
of my full cooperation?
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You'd rather they kicked in
your front door
in the middle of the night?
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It's a target letter,
corrado.
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I wasn't getting anywhere,
so i asked them point blank
what your status was.
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Just testing. That's what
a good lawyer would do.
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- They'd let me know
when it was appropriate.
- I may just start paying taxes.
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- Fuckin' funny. -
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i'm sick and tired
of sittin' around here
on my hands.
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I'm gonna get outta here.
Down to boca
with your lady friend?
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- What the fuck you know?
- Works for the joint fitters
union, didn't somebody say?
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Runs their, uh,
labor management fund
outside the fed's oversight.
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If you can't get
your friends jobs, what's the
purpose of attaining success?
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The wheels of justice
turn slowly.
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Take her to florida.
Develop a tan.
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- Where's the key
to the partners' crapper?
- Top right- hand drawer.
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Junior, we're working out of
our fuckin' lawyer's office.
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Is that right?
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I didn't want to say anything,
but this government's case?
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If there's a leak,
it's in tony's boat.
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You wanna tell me...
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my nephew's in bed with
the justice department,
just say it.
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Don't stammer around
like a fuckin' spastic.
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There's something
fucking wrong with that guy.
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I feel it in my gut.
I'm worried about you,
skipper.
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I'm sorry, mikey.
You're a good boy.
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Fuck this.
I'm goin' to boca.
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Deena, when you guys showed up
to verbum dei last year,
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i thought,"soccer.
Give me a break."
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But your dad makes it seem
like this, i don't know,
metaphor.
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Yeah.
Yeah, dad's pretty cool.
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You guys, where's al?
She was supposed to
loan me a cig.
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I'll come with.
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Al?
Ally!
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Al!
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If you're smoking,
you owe me five dollars!
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Al?
Ally?
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Ally?
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- Ally, what are you doing?
- Ally!
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Oh, my god! Ally!
Ally! Oh, my god!
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Her parents split up.
That's why she spends
all her time at our house.
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But the kid was born
with a silver spoon.
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Teenage girls are
under a lot of stress.
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I know this kid.
She's great.
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Was it a genuine
suicide attempt, or was
it a suicidal gesture?
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"Small cutting"
is the clinical term.
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What's "large cutting"?
O. J. In the missing tracksuit?
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It's a cry for help.
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Ah.
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Her mother says she...
tried this before.
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A couple times.
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What else is going on
in your life?
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Life is putting
the prozac to the test.
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It's all that business that
keeps popping up in the news?
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I'd rather talk about
my daughter.
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Principal says girls in sports,
they do better.
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They don't take the drugs,
they don't get knocked up.
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But now this shit.
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If my daughter ever tried
to kill herself--
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oh, god!
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Last week
i called you a whore.
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I might've been...
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overstatin' the case
a little bit.
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Oo- hoo.
Mr. Soprano.
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Miss sanfillipo.
I have a check here
for you to sign.
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Twenty grand.
For research
and development...
225
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,468
into furthering
the art and science...
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of metal and ceramic
joint fitting.
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Where does our research
and development
take us this time?
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I was thinking
boca raton.
229
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,979
My, my.
You read my mind.
I'm all packed, baby.
230
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,098
I gotta talk to my cousin.
231
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:22,101
Uh, mr. Soprano?
What?
232
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:26,105
I was waitin' to talk to jerry
about how i could use some, uh,
wiggle room...
233
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,741
on this mall job i got
in north bergen.
234
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,493
Then i saw you here.
And i thought,
235
00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:34,497
"what the hell?
I may as well
ask the man himself."
236
00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:36,499
Let's you and i meet.
237
00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:39,001
I can pass my recommends
onto my cousin.
238
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:46,509
Hey, mama livia, how are you?
Do you remember me,
larry boy barese?
239
00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:49,011
Well, i know
who you are!
240
00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:53,015
You lit an apartment house
on fire...
241
00:13:53,015 --> 00:13:55,518
and scared your mother
half to death.
242
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:58,637
Mama's moving in here
on the fifteenth.
243
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,140
I like your shoes,
larry boy.
244
00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:04,894
Mama hasn't been well in
her mind. Last week she threw
a jar of artichokes at me.
245
00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:07,897
She better not throw
any artichokes at me!
246
00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:10,399
Ma, how you doin'?
247
00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,902
- Remember larry?
- Water under the bridge.
248
00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:15,404
Yeah. We're gonna take a walk.
We'll be right back.
249
00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:17,406
You should get some shoes
like his.
250
00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:21,410
I'll tell you somethin',
tony. You've always been
a fuckin' genius.
251
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,913
But this last move is
the best move you ever did.
252
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,415
The feds are never gonna
surveil an old folks home.
253
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:30,419
That's why i got six truckloads
of bootleg polident comin' in.
254
00:14:30,419 --> 00:14:32,421
Hey, jimmy.
How you doin'?
There he is.
255
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,807
Did you get your mother
settled into a suite?
256
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,809
They're not sure they're
gonna accept her.
257
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,811
They wanna see my
financial statement again.
258
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,814
So this office supply chain
comin' up from virginia.
259
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,066
What's the deal on them?
I spoke to them.
260
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:47,570
I think they're gonna listen
to reason on minority hiring.
261
00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:52,074
You been to games?
What've they got?
262
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:04,954
What the fuck?
263
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:09,842
Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup!
264
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:13,345
Knees high, colgiavani!
Eyes ahead!
265
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,347
Energy, girls, energy!
266
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,852
I know we're all upset about
all that's been going on, but
we still have a season left!
267
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,354
Come on!
Let's go!
Hey, coach.
268
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,857
Hey, fellas. Uh, sorry,
but practice is closed today.
269
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,860
I'm trying to
keep the team focused.
What're you doin'?
270
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:33,232
You're leavin' us?
After two fuckin' years?
271
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,735
I told that reporter
to wait until after sectionals
before he put that in the paper.
272
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:40,623
Coach, look at my little girl
out there.
273
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:46,745
- You're breakin' her heart!
- Believe me, art.
I am hugely conflicted.
274
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,747
But rhode island
doubled my salary!
275
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,751
They're giving my daughter
a full ride!
What could i do?
276
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:57,006
- They made me an offer
i couldn't refuse.
- You haven't heard ours.
277
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,391
Come on, sil.
Look, buddy,
i got a family too.
278
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,394
I happen to have a daughter
who loves playing soccer
very much.
279
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,898
Just kiddin'
about the offer thing.
280
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,400
Hey, nobody blew a whistle!
281
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,403
Let's not get lazy
out here! Come on!
282
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:15,157
- Why don't you
go fuck yourself?
- Excuse me?
283
00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:17,776
Hey, med, want me
to tell your father--
this is my field.
284
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,915
Why don't you give me
ten laps around the goals!
285
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:24,667
Whatever.
Make that 20.
286
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,786
Anybody else
wanna mouth off?
287
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,791
Good! Come on!
Let's circle up
for keep- away!
288
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,544
Let's go! Over here!
Get in a big circle!
289
00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,680
Go! Come on! Move it!
290
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,682
Out here!
I need some people out here!
291
00:16:39,682 --> 00:16:41,934
Come on! Let's go!
292
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,448
Gimme your glass.
293
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,453
Who would've ever thought
we could've been
this contented?
294
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:05,958
I did. As soon
as i saw you, i knew.
295
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,460
You're a sweetheart.
296
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:12,464
If only they knew
the other side of you.
297
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,467
They'd eat me
for breakfast.
Mmm.
298
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,971
I've been lookin'
at some real estate.
Some nice houses on the market.
299
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,473
Maybe you'd like
something bigger.
300
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,977
No, corrado.
This is our place.
301
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,981
You know how long
we been comin' here?
Sixteen years.
302
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,983
And every one of them good.
303
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:36,989
How's junior, junior?
Hmm?
304
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,491
He's catching some shuteye.
305
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:43,495
Oh. You're such
a powerhouse.
306
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,498
When you kiss me
down there,
307
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:50,002
you're like
a great artist.
308
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,005
You got a real instinct
for it.
309
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,508
Pass me the red peppers.
310
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,022
You know the thrill
you give?
311
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,527
Just keep it to yourself,
okay, roberta?
Yeah.
312
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,529
All to myself.
313
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,541
Corrado?
Yeah?
314
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,543
Why the big secret?
315
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:35,547
About what?
Oral sex.
316
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,551
What's so terrible
about pleasing a woman?
317
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:46,058
You always have to
talk about everything.
I wanna know why!
318
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,061
It's complicated.
Yeah.
319
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:53,065
But why?
Why?
320
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,068
Because they think
if you'll suck pussy,
you'll suck anything.
321
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,071
Oh, you're kidding.
It's a sign of weakness.
322
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,575
And possibly a sign
that you're afinocch'.
323
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:07,579
A fag?
That's ridiculous.
324
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,583
How would the two
even translate?
325
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,089
What are you gonna do?
I mean, i don't make the rules.
326
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:22,678
Hey, it's not big
lifestyle choice, shylockin'.
327
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:25,180
My aunts quintima
and gemma.
328
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,433
They got money out
earnin' on the street.
It's like bein' a banker.
329
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,936
You help people.
330
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,941
Chiara broke down in tears
when she heard the coach
was leaving.
331
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,443
You don't wanna
talk about it, fine.
No, i--
332
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:43,448
i gotta go pick up
carmela at her sister's.
Let me ask you a question.
333
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,451
Why does your wife hate me?
Charmaine doesn't hate you.
334
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,956
Yeah.
335
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,959
You lie
like i play the french horn.
What?
336
00:19:55,961 --> 00:20:00,465
Look at the fuckin'faccim
over here. Wearing a cap
in a nice restaurant like this.
337
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,971
That's one of the things
i hated most when i had
my restaurant.
338
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:10,475
It's values today.
Standards are crumbling.
339
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:15,981
Would it have killed
this coach to stick around
until my kid graduates?
340
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,483
Then let him stay four years
for chiara.
341
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,987
Hi.
342
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,240
That burns my ass.
343
00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,244
Where you goin'?
344
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:33,248
That would be great.
345
00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:37,252
- Take your hat off.
- Excuse me?
346
00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:40,756
They don't sell hot dogs here.
They took the bleachers out
two years ago.
347
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,758
It's my hat.
I'll wear it where i want.
348
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:02,277
How you doin'?
349
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:17,409
- Thank you.
- Look at him. Douche bag.
350
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,412
Good for you!
351
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,914
Um, send them a bottle
of montepulciano.
352
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:26,918
And, uh, get the license plate
of these two guys
sittin' behind artie.
353
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,920
Get the valet to do it.
They look like cops.
354
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,437
I hear a voice
355
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,440
well, look who's here!
Hi!
356
00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:53,695
Tony, look who's here!
Alphonse, how you doin'?
357
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:56,448
Good. Yeah.
You feelin' better?
358
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:02,337
Gonna miss that
left foot of yours.
Tony.
359
00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:06,341
No, it's okay, mr. Soprano.
I'm gonna play.
No shit.
360
00:22:06,341 --> 00:22:09,845
Pardon my french there.
You sure, ally?
361
00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:13,849
Yeah, i-- i had a long talk
with coach hauser and--
362
00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:18,353
i'm gonna play.
That's all.
363
00:22:18,353 --> 00:22:21,356
- I told her she didn't have to.
- Just said she wanted to.
364
00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:27,362
- Yeah.
- Did coach pressure you,
ally?
365
00:22:27,362 --> 00:22:29,865
No, mrs. Soprano.
He would never do anything
like that.
366
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,367
How's he gonna pressure her?
He didn't have thecoglione
to stick around.
367
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:34,369
Dad.
What?
368
00:22:36,238 --> 00:22:38,240
It's what we all wanted.
369
00:22:40,742 --> 00:22:43,745
Okay. Right?
Long as everything's, uh--
370
00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:47,249
look, we're trying
to watch this, guys, okay?
371
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,752
Kick ass, girls.
Right?
372
00:22:50,752 --> 00:22:53,255
Good night.
373
00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:16,778
Listen, roberta.
What i said earlier?
374
00:23:16,778 --> 00:23:19,281
Mm- hmm.
I'm serious.
375
00:23:19,281 --> 00:23:22,784
You discuss that with anyone,
we're gonna go ten rounds.
376
00:23:22,784 --> 00:23:25,787
We just skimmed 20 thou
off the development fund,
377
00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:28,790
and you're worried about
a littlelecca fica?
378
00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:31,793
Will you keep it down?
All right.
379
00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:36,298
I'll tell everyone
you're a good kisser.
I just won't say where.
380
00:23:36,298 --> 00:23:39,301
That's my reputation
you're playin' with.
381
00:23:39,301 --> 00:23:43,805
Honey, my lips are sealed.
382
00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:47,309
Not too sealed, right?
383
00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:51,313
Visual on corrado soprano
and female travel companion,
384
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:54,816
2200 hours, boca lounge.
385
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,216
Hey, hey, hey!
How's my boy today, huh?
386
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,219
Go, go, go!
387
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,723
I'm lookin' for, uh,
coach hauser?
388
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,726
That's me. Petey!
Come here!
389
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,597
A little somethin'
from your friends
at the bada bing club.
390
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:30,485
Brand new, surround sound,
hdtv compatible.
391
00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:33,355
- Well, tell them thanks, but--
- this fucker's gettin' heavy.
392
00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:36,858
If this is about rhode island,
tell your friends it's
a done deal. I already signed.
393
00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:41,363
I don't know what it's about,
but the tv stays here.
Put it down.
394
00:24:41,363 --> 00:24:43,365
No!
395
00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:46,868
I mean it! Pick it up!
Get the goddamn thing
off my property!
396
00:24:46,868 --> 00:24:49,871
Look, pal, i don't think
you quite understand.
397
00:24:50,372 --> 00:24:51,873
Oh, i understand
only too well.
398
00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:54,376
You tell your friends
i know all about them.
399
00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:56,878
If you did,
you'd do what they want.
400
00:24:57,379 --> 00:25:00,882
Is that a threat?
How quickly things change.
401
00:25:00,882 --> 00:25:03,385
Let me tell you something,
guido--
my name is clarence.
402
00:25:03,385 --> 00:25:07,389
I have friends in
law enforcement, and they
would call this extortion.
403
00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:12,527
Come on.
404
00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:18,033
You tell those assholes
don hauser will not be
intimidated!
405
00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:21,036
I will not be threatened
or bribed!
406
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,655
I go where i want to
when i want to!
407
00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:28,159
Hey!
408
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:34,583
All day, every day,
85 and not one drop of rain.
409
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:37,085
Oh, and those nights.
410
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:40,472
Bobbi, you are so lucky
with this guy.
You have no idea.
411
00:25:40,722 --> 00:25:42,224
He's a sweetheart
underneath it all.
412
00:25:42,724 --> 00:25:45,477
I wish i could get lou
to be like him.
413
00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:48,480
More sensitive,
if you know what i mean.
414
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:54,102
That coral looks good.
I don't understand why i always
have to ask him for oral sex.
415
00:25:55,604 --> 00:25:59,608
Not like you
and your corrado.
Bebe, listen.
416
00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,360
I know we always used to
yak about our sex lives.
417
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,864
I think it would be better
if we didn't anymore.
418
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:08,250
Okay.
I mean it.
419
00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:12,120
Sure. It's just
you're lucky, that's all.
420
00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:21,763
- So, ma, you gonna come
to the big game?
- Game?
421
00:26:21,763 --> 00:26:25,267
What game?
Miss meadow's soccer team
is goin' to the sectionals.
422
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:29,771
- Nobody tells me anything.
- Everybody hear me just tell
my mother about the game?
423
00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:34,025
Can anybody
think of anything else
to talk about except soccer?
424
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,028
All right. Uncle jun',
how was boca?
425
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:40,031
Wonderful.
I don't go down enough.
426
00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,901
That's not what i heard.
427
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:46,404
About what?
428
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,909
Nothing. I'm sorry.
I-- i don't know
what i'm talkin' about.
429
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:54,412
- Last time, aunt bobbi
bought me a live piranha.
- You believe that was a piranha.
430
00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:57,666
That woman is not your aunt!
431
00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:00,168
Livia, i warned you.
Stata zit'.
Bobbi's a sweet, sweet girl.
432
00:27:00,669 --> 00:27:04,673
- What the hell's
the matter with you? -
433
00:27:04,673 --> 00:27:07,175
what did i say?
434
00:27:07,309 --> 00:27:09,811
This wife of yours.
She's got the giggles.
435
00:27:09,811 --> 00:27:13,315
- Can i be excused?
- We just sat down.
436
00:27:13,315 --> 00:27:16,685
- How are you gonna play
tomorrow, you don't eat?
- He's right. You need protein.
437
00:27:16,685 --> 00:27:19,688
- No, i don't because i quit.
- You quit.
438
00:27:19,688 --> 00:27:22,691
What are you talkin' about?
With ally back, you can
go to the state.
439
00:27:22,824 --> 00:27:25,327
A girl slits her wrists
and you can think about
is a game?
440
00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:29,331
It wasn't like friggin' cobain.
It was just a little
suicidal gesture.
441
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,451
- Come back here!
- You're not excused!
442
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,587
Oh, let her go.
Go ahead, honey!
443
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,589
Ma!
Why don't you butt out?
444
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:40,842
Only time you act like
a grandmother is when
you wanna score some points.
445
00:27:42,344 --> 00:27:47,849
I will not eat in this house.
Junior, take me home.
446
00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:51,469
- I'm not finished.
- Youmangia, uncle jun'.
She'll come back.
447
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:58,109
The stukas and messerschmitts.
448
00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,612
They have command
of the skies.
449
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:07,619
The stuka is quite
a formidable weapon.
450
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:11,623
I don't know.
I'm glad meadow quit.
451
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:15,126
That coach pushes them
to the brink.
It's unhealthy.
452
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,879
Well, what do we mean
when we talk about commitment?
453
00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:20,382
And that asshole.
He thinks he can just
walk away?
454
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,500
Watch it, cowboy.
Don't start.
455
00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:26,888
What was with you
and uncle jun' tonight?
456
00:28:27,389 --> 00:28:29,758
You better not get
in that coach's face.
Tell me about uncle jun'.
457
00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:31,760
No, no, stop it!
Stop it!
458
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,762
I can't, i can't.
459
00:28:33,762 --> 00:28:36,264
Yes, you can.
I know you want to.
All right. Okay.
460
00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:44,022
Gabby dante's cousin and bobbi
go to the same nail parlor.
And--
461
00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:49,778
your uncle-- no, i shouldn't
say. I shouldn't!
462
00:28:49,778 --> 00:28:52,163
Come on.
Okay, okay! Okay.
463
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,169
Well, let's just say...
464
00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:02,674
your uncle has acquired
a taste for her.
465
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:06,928
Uncle jun' gives head.
World- class.
466
00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:10,432
The old man's whistlin'
to the wheat field?
Don't be disgusting.
467
00:29:10,432 --> 00:29:12,434
He's a bushman
of the kalahari!
468
00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:16,438
That's why i don't tell you
anything. 'cause you
don't know when to stop.
469
00:29:16,438 --> 00:29:18,940
Oh, my god,
if this ever gets out.
470
00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:23,945
Like you don't do it,
or any of your friends.
Bunch of hypocrites.
471
00:29:23,945 --> 00:29:27,949
Hey. What goes on
in this bedroom stays here,
and you know that.
472
00:29:27,949 --> 00:29:32,954
Once a year?
I can resist the urge
to gossip.
473
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:47,085
Arthur? You're home?
474
00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:49,587
The grease in that "fryolater."
475
00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:52,090
I'm gonna smell like
a cheap french fry
for the rest of my life.
476
00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:56,594
So this is why we scrimp
and save to send our kids
to that school, huh?
477
00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:59,597
So that you can have our name
just dragged through the mud?
478
00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:04,102
What?
Shelly hauser called me
this afternoon.
479
00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:08,106
Your friends sent somewayos
down there with a stolen
tv set...
480
00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,108
to try and bribe the coach.
481
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:12,610
From your friends
at bada bing.
482
00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:17,749
As if a tv set is gonna
get somewhere with a man
like coach hauser!
483
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,751
A tv set?
484
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:24,255
Arthur, do you
honestly believe that
they're gonna stop there?
485
00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:27,258
They tried
bribing this man.
486
00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:30,762
What's next?
Always with
the extreme scenarios.
487
00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,264
No, come on, arthur.
Tell me. What's next?
488
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,266
You grew up
in the neighborhood.
489
00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:39,270
Don't pretend
like you don't know what
tony soprano is capable of.
490
00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:44,776
Who is it?
I found your dog.
491
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:56,037
What?
No, you're mistaken.
My dog is upstairs.
492
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:59,657
Golden retriever,
blue nylon collar?
493
00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:02,160
Honey, who is it?
Evenin', ma'am.
494
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:07,165
He has our dog.
495
00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:10,168
Where's petey?
I thought he was locked in.
Yeah, come get him.
496
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,171
I wouldn't want petey
to get hit by a car.
497
00:31:29,938 --> 00:31:32,941
Petey, petey!
498
00:31:32,941 --> 00:31:35,944
You okay? Come here.
What, no reward?
499
00:31:37,445 --> 00:31:39,948
Just kiddin'.
I'm an animal lover.
500
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,952
You okay, boy?
501
00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:47,088
Med, you can cheer up
about the coach,
502
00:31:47,088 --> 00:31:49,591
'cause i got a feelin'
he's gonna reconsider
the big move.
503
00:31:49,591 --> 00:31:53,094
- Tony!
- Did you do something?
504
00:31:53,094 --> 00:31:55,096
What could i do?
Point is...
505
00:31:55,096 --> 00:31:58,099
he's gonna stick around
and finish what he started
with the girls, that's all.
506
00:32:00,602 --> 00:32:04,606
That's it.
Well, did i tell you?
507
00:32:10,478 --> 00:32:12,981
You need to develop
some appreciation'cause you
got people all around you...
508
00:32:13,481 --> 00:32:16,985
tryin' to help you and
all you do is bitch and moan!
509
00:32:16,985 --> 00:32:20,989
I see this coach tryin' to
abandon his team. I see
your friends gettin' worked up.
510
00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:24,993
So i try to do somethin'!
Is that why you think
we're so upset, dad?
511
00:32:24,993 --> 00:32:28,997
Because a coach that most of us
can't even stand is leaving?
512
00:32:28,997 --> 00:32:32,500
So, w- what difference
does that make? You don't have
to love him to be successful.
513
00:32:32,634 --> 00:32:34,135
Catfish hunter
hated billy martin.
514
00:32:34,636 --> 00:32:38,139
Bill parcells, his guys,
they can't stand him
till they start to win!
515
00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,758
Coach hauser had sex
with ally!
516
00:32:42,143 --> 00:32:44,646
What?
That's why she cut herself.
517
00:32:44,646 --> 00:32:49,150
That's why i've been
practically living at her house.
518
00:32:49,150 --> 00:32:51,653
All right,
hold on a minute.
519
00:32:51,653 --> 00:32:54,656
Maybe--
520
00:32:54,656 --> 00:32:56,774
with ally?
521
00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:02,163
Meadow,
this is horrible. This is
also a very serious accusation.
522
00:33:02,163 --> 00:33:05,533
- What exactly did ally say?
- That they had sex!
523
00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:09,037
More than once! That she's
not a virgin anymore!
524
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,425
All right.
525
00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:16,928
Ally's a very...
pretty girl.
526
00:33:17,178 --> 00:33:19,681
Maybe there was--
maybe there was some confusion.
527
00:33:19,681 --> 00:33:22,183
Maybe she wanted to...
528
00:33:22,183 --> 00:33:24,185
look like she was sophisticated
in you guys' eyes.
Dad!
529
00:33:26,688 --> 00:33:30,191
What?
Tony! What if
this had been meadow?
530
00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:32,560
What kind of confusion?
531
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,563
A girl that age, the coach
should not have been
in any position...
532
00:33:36,064 --> 00:33:39,200
where there's even
a remote possibility
of confusion!
533
00:33:40,702 --> 00:33:42,704
I'm losin'
my fuckin' mind here.
534
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,073
Tony, go downstairs,
will you, please,
so me and meadow can talk?
535
00:33:45,073 --> 00:33:48,576
Jesus fuckin' christ!
536
00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:50,828
God, now what did i do?
537
00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:55,216
Meadow.
Mom, i only told so he wouldn't
make coach hauser stay here.
538
00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:58,720
Meadow, this is
a horrible, horrible thing.
539
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,223
Mom, she's in love with him,
but he won't leave his wife.
540
00:34:02,223 --> 00:34:04,726
Leave his wife?
Meadow!
541
00:34:07,228 --> 00:34:11,733
Now, meadow, he didn't
touch you, right?
No, but what about deena?
542
00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:14,736
If she finds out
about her father,
it'll totally destroy her life.
543
00:34:14,736 --> 00:34:17,739
Just tell dad to let him go
anywhere he wants, okay?
544
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,241
Come here. Oh.
545
00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:30,501
Moldonado and his brother,
they'll handle it.
546
00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:33,504
Mal owes me a solid.
547
00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:36,007
No. No hired help.
548
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:38,009
This is personal.
549
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:42,013
Very glad to hear you say that.
I'll give him a real
after- school special.
550
00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:48,519
You outta
your fuckin' mind?
What?
551
00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,889
I know you
kidnapped the coach's dog
and all that other shit.
552
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,392
But if you
do one more thing--
aw, shut up, arthur.
553
00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:57,395
You know, you're
five fuckin' time zones
behind your own ass.
554
00:34:57,395 --> 00:35:00,898
No, i'm fuckin' serious.
You hear me, tony?
555
00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:03,901
- You're serious?
- Yeah.
556
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:06,904
You wanna hear serious?
You wanna know what your
wonderful fuckin' coach did?
557
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:12,410
He fucked little
ally vandermeed and who
knows who else he fucked.
558
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:14,662
What are you talkin' about?
"Fucked"?
559
00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:21,669
- That's crazy.
- That's why that kid slit
her wrists, youstunad'.
560
00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:27,175
And my daughter should know
this shit, should have to
think about that filth?
561
00:35:27,175 --> 00:35:29,177
No.
No.
562
00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:34,682
That self- righteous prick
put his dick in my little girl's
soccer teammate.
563
00:35:35,183 --> 00:35:40,571
She's in eleventh grade,
for christ's sake.
Oh, my god.
564
00:35:40,822 --> 00:35:44,325
Chiara. He drove her home from
the supermarket one night.
565
00:35:44,325 --> 00:35:48,329
- Oh, my little girl.
- Fuckin' degenerate
son of a bitch.
566
00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:51,332
He deserves to die.
Betrayin' children?
567
00:35:51,332 --> 00:35:54,836
Artie, believe me,
he ain't gonna be
doin' that shit no more.
568
00:35:54,836 --> 00:35:57,338
I guarantee you that.
569
00:36:06,714 --> 00:36:08,716
He's in the pro shop!
570
00:36:13,721 --> 00:36:15,723
I don't need a cart!
571
00:36:17,725 --> 00:36:20,228
Nobody told you to put
my nephew under surveillance.
572
00:36:20,228 --> 00:36:23,231
I know, junior.
I know.
573
00:36:23,231 --> 00:36:26,234
I just wanted to be
on the safe side,
and i'm glad i did.
574
00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:29,237
Because your nephew
is not just hangin' out
at that titty bar...
575
00:36:29,737 --> 00:36:31,739
and goin' to his daughter's
soccer games.
576
00:36:31,739 --> 00:36:35,243
Go ahead.
Twice last week...
577
00:36:35,243 --> 00:36:38,246
he goes toward
the medical center,
then they lose him.
578
00:36:38,746 --> 00:36:41,749
A girlfriend.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
579
00:36:41,749 --> 00:36:44,752
He's seein' this
russian slit, very open.
580
00:36:44,752 --> 00:36:46,754
Your nephew
is talking to the feds.
581
00:36:46,754 --> 00:36:50,758
Where else would he be goin'
where it would require
such precautions?
582
00:36:50,758 --> 00:36:53,761
And what the fuck else
would be the big secret?
583
00:36:53,761 --> 00:36:55,763
What am i, a swami?
584
00:36:57,265 --> 00:36:59,767
Hey.
585
00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:03,271
Silvio! You're lookin'
good. I like that hat.
Mikey palmice.
586
00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:07,275
How you feel?
587
00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:13,531
You shanked it, sil.
I still got the coach
on my mind.
588
00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:19,537
We got fresh air,
sunshine, a beautiful day.
Forget about that shit.
589
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:23,541
- Thank god for golf some days.
- I'm trying to concentrate
here.
590
00:37:25,793 --> 00:37:29,297
- Did you get any golf in
down in boca, uncle jun'?
- Fuckin' manners! Please!
591
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:37,054
So you play, uh, manatee
or what's the name
of the other one?
592
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:42,059
Will you let the man tee off?
You yap worse than six barbers.
593
00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:44,562
If you'd have shut up
during that game
against mountain lakes,
594
00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:47,565
you wouldn't have missed
that fuckin' fly ball.
595
00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:49,567
I was ashamed
to face my friends.
596
00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:54,572
Good mikey. Better.
597
00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:58,576
What do you mean,"better"?
Well, you know,
it's...better.
598
00:38:04,832 --> 00:38:09,720
- Whoa, junior!
- "Whoa, junior" what?
599
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,974
Uncle junior's into muff.
What?
600
00:38:13,975 --> 00:38:17,228
Oh, did i say "muff"?
I meant "rough."
601
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:22,233
Good shot.
602
00:38:25,486 --> 00:38:28,489
What's that smell?
Did you guys go to a sushi bar?
603
00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:31,242
What the fuck's
he talkin' about?
I don't know.
604
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:34,862
I thought you were
a baccala man, uncle jun'. What
are you doin' eatin' sushi?
605
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:38,499
You're fuckin' runnin' off
at the mouth, you know that?
606
00:38:40,001 --> 00:38:42,870
South of the border?
607
00:38:43,371 --> 00:38:45,873
Down mexico way
608
00:38:45,873 --> 00:38:49,510
listen, my friend.
At least i can deal...
609
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:52,013
with my own problems,
unlike some i know.
610
00:38:52,013 --> 00:38:56,017
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Take it however you want.
Don't bullshit with me.
611
00:38:56,017 --> 00:38:58,636
Guys, guys.
We here to play golf or what?
612
00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,889
Come on.
613
00:39:02,890 --> 00:39:04,392
South of the border?
614
00:39:04,892 --> 00:39:08,029
Where the tuna fish play
615
00:39:08,529 --> 00:39:12,033
arthur.
616
00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:14,535
Everybody's just so upset.
617
00:39:14,535 --> 00:39:18,539
The mother's on sedatives.
She's completely
unable to deal.
618
00:39:18,539 --> 00:39:21,042
The father was
in europe somewhere.
They haven't reached him.
619
00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:25,046
The little girl, ally, she
thinks it's all her fault.
620
00:39:25,046 --> 00:39:27,548
Lousy bastard. He's not
gonna get away with this.
621
00:39:27,548 --> 00:39:30,051
You got that right.
622
00:39:30,551 --> 00:39:32,553
What?
623
00:39:33,554 --> 00:39:36,057
Hand me that bottle
of bug be gone,
will ya?
624
00:39:36,557 --> 00:39:38,559
Arthur, what?
625
00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:44,565
Somethin' goin' on,
artie?
626
00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,435
Your mobster friend
gonna do somethin' crazy?
627
00:39:49,937 --> 00:39:52,940
If i had any balls,
i would do it myself.
628
00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:56,444
Arthur, you do have balls.
That's why you're not like him.
629
00:39:56,944 --> 00:40:00,448
Fuck it. Fuck the world!
630
00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:03,334
Artie, this isn't makin'
some slob take his hat off.
631
00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:08,589
This is beating a man to death
or cutting his balls off
or what?
632
00:40:08,589 --> 00:40:11,842
You can't tell me coach hauser
doesn't deserve it!
633
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:16,347
Okay, but-- listen to you.
Think about what you're saying.
634
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:18,215
Yeah, you tell me.
635
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:22,219
Who's worse? Tony soprano
or that child- molesting fuck?
636
00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:26,223
I trusted him.
I'd like to rip his heart
out of his chest!
637
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:30,111
Jesus christ, arthur.
I cannot believe you only
think about yourself!
638
00:40:30,611 --> 00:40:34,365
Myself? Myself?
639
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:37,985
I resent that, charmaine!
640
00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:51,132
Junior, what the fuck?
What's the matter?
641
00:40:54,135 --> 00:40:56,137
What? That bullshit
with the sushi?
642
00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:02,643
Nah, i-- i don't know
what he was talkin' about.
He, uh, he babbles.
643
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,762
What was that?
You're another one!
644
00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:08,015
Me? Hey, he completely
lacked respect.
645
00:41:08,015 --> 00:41:10,518
Sick and tired of having to
make excuses for him
all the time.
646
00:41:11,018 --> 00:41:13,521
- It isn't right.
- It's'cause he's
a fucking mental weakling.
647
00:41:13,521 --> 00:41:16,023
- I know.
- You don't know shit, mikey!
648
00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:24,915
He's seein' a psychiatrist,
for christ's sake.
How about that, huh?
649
00:41:24,915 --> 00:41:29,420
My nephew
is seein' a psychiatrist.
Makes me wanna cry.
650
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:34,425
- No shit?
- Indictment's being prepared.
He's spilling his guts.
651
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:37,928
- I fuckin' knew it.
- No, you didn't
fuckin' know it!
652
00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:40,931
I just told you.
653
00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:46,437
God knows how much of
our family business he airs.
If the place is bugged--
654
00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:48,439
that stuff's not admissible.
655
00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:53,444
It's that, uh, that, that
doctor/patient privilege,
just like us and melvoin.
656
00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:56,947
Melvoin's a lawyer.
He's in the fuckin' ballpark.
657
00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:59,450
Suppose this shrink
gets scared or somethin'?
658
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,453
Do you remember those fuckin'
escovedo brothers, whoever
the fuck, in california?
659
00:42:02,953 --> 00:42:06,957
They whacked their parents?
Their shrink was in
a fuckin' witness chair.
660
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:09,960
Shit.
661
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,466
Anthony wants to play games,
okay.
662
00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:18,969
I taught him games.
663
00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:21,472
I taught him
how to play baseball.
664
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,977
You talking
about clippin' him?
665
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:29,480
Nobody would slap my wrist
if i did.
666
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:34,068
There's guys in prison
that have done half the damage
this prick has.
667
00:42:34,568 --> 00:42:38,439
The judicial system has gotten
much better in dealing with
sexual predators.
668
00:42:38,439 --> 00:42:40,441
Oh, yeah.
Let's impeach him.
669
00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:42,443
If you're telling me of intent
to harm this person,
670
00:42:42,443 --> 00:42:46,447
i must warn you of my duty
to alert law enforcement.
671
00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:49,083
I don't know why
i tell you anything.
I'm interested...
672
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:52,703
in why you feel punishing
this man falls upon you.
673
00:42:52,953 --> 00:42:55,339
- Well, it sure doesn't
fall upon you.
- What do you mean?
674
00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:57,341
What would you do?
You'd call the cops,
675
00:42:57,341 --> 00:43:00,344
who'd get some judge
who'd give him
psychiatric counseling.
676
00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:02,346
So maybe he could talk about
his unhappy childhood...
677
00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:06,467
and we could have sympathy
for the fuck'cause he's
the real victim here, right?
678
00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:09,853
You know what you do? Stick
your head in the sand'cause
that's what people like you do.
679
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,473
Discredit psychology
all you want,
680
00:43:12,473 --> 00:43:14,975
but i continue
to ask the question:
681
00:43:14,975 --> 00:43:20,364
Why do you think
you, anthony soprano,
always has to set things right?
682
00:43:28,989 --> 00:43:31,492
Hey, paulie. Is tony in?
Tony!
683
00:43:31,492 --> 00:43:33,994
- Artie!
- Hey, ton', i gotta talk to ya.
684
00:43:34,495 --> 00:43:37,247
- Kinda busy right now.
- I gotta talk to you.
685
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:41,885
All right, we'll, uh,
finish later, all right?
686
00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:56,900
Come on in.
Hey.
687
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:06,910
It's about, uh, the thing.
688
00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:09,413
You know what?
689
00:44:09,530 --> 00:44:12,533
Nothing's happened yet,
has it?
690
00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:16,670
Just gotta make the call.
I'm savorin' the moment.
691
00:44:16,670 --> 00:44:18,922
- You gotta call it off.
- Don't worry about it.
692
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:21,425
You got nothin' to do
with it. You don't
go nowheres near this.
693
00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:25,295
I don't care about that!
It's wrong, tony.
694
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:29,800
You can't do it.
It's wrong?
Oh, what he did isn't?
695
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:32,436
I'm beggin' you.
I hate the guy too.
696
00:44:34,054 --> 00:44:36,440
What do you wanna do,
artie?
697
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,444
You wanna call the cops?
Here. Here's the phone.
698
00:44:40,444 --> 00:44:44,565
They'll arrest him, right?
He'll get out in two fuckin'
years, move to saskatchewan.
699
00:44:44,565 --> 00:44:48,569
Then you know what he'll do?
He'll teach girls' soccer,
and he'll start all over again.
700
00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:52,956
You don't think
i wanna rip him apart
like a fuckin' chicken?
701
00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:56,460
I drove by his house.
I almost got out.
702
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,462
But you didn't.
703
00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:02,583
Something happens to him,
who's it gonna help, huh?
His daughter?
704
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:07,087
That girl? No, you, tony.
705
00:45:07,087 --> 00:45:09,590
And silvio and me and whoever.
706
00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:12,092
It's just gonna
make us feel better.
707
00:45:12,092 --> 00:45:16,597
So don't even think about
calling this justice.
Leave it to the cops.
708
00:45:17,097 --> 00:45:19,099
Let me ask you a question.
709
00:45:19,099 --> 00:45:23,103
Who the fuck do you think
you are comin' in here,
talkin' to me like this?
710
00:45:23,103 --> 00:45:27,107
Now your boyfriend
is finished.
You deal with it.
711
00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:30,611
Okay?
Tony, don't do it.
712
00:45:30,611 --> 00:45:34,114
This is me asking you.
Why don't you
get the fuck outta here?
713
00:45:34,114 --> 00:45:37,618
Come on.
Get the fuck out!
Go!
714
00:45:37,618 --> 00:45:40,621
Let's go.
Come on, come on.
715
00:45:53,634 --> 00:45:56,136
Oh, yeah
716
00:45:56,136 --> 00:45:58,138
oh, yeah
717
00:46:07,397 --> 00:46:08,899
dewayne, dewayne
718
00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:20,794
woke up
719
00:46:23,797 --> 00:46:25,799
yeah
720
00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:37,060
yeah
721
00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:48,188
yeah
722
00:46:52,192 --> 00:46:54,695
dewayne
723
00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:01,585
corrado.
724
00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:06,590
I was worried! You usually
call me when you're this late.
725
00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:12,095
I bought us some
barbecued chicken, some salad
and some lemon meringue pie.
726
00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:14,097
But i got so hungry,
i had a piece.
727
00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:17,100
Did i tell you
to keep your mouth shut?
What?
728
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:20,103
Did i tell you to keep
your goddamned mouth shut?
729
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:23,106
No, corrado, don't hit me!
730
00:47:39,373 --> 00:47:41,375
You stupid, fucking,
blabbermouth cunt!
731
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:44,878
I don't understand.
732
00:47:44,878 --> 00:47:47,381
Get your pencils
and your crap and
the rest of your shit...
733
00:47:47,881 --> 00:47:50,884
and don't be here tomorrow!
734
00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:54,755
Oh, no, corrado, don't leave!
I love you!
735
00:47:56,757 --> 00:47:59,259
I am so sorry!
736
00:47:59,393 --> 00:48:01,395
No, corrado!
737
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,668
Yeah.
You there at the place?
738
00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:26,670
Is he in the house?
Yeah.
739
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,673
Fuck it. Walk away.
740
00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:31,675
Just fuckin' walk away.
Don't do it.
741
00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:33,677
Fuck!
742
00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:35,679
All right.
Leave it alone.
743
00:48:35,679 --> 00:48:38,181
Yeah, no problem.
744
00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:40,684
Son of a bitch.
745
00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:43,186
Lynn, we are here live
as colleagues and neighbors...
746
00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:47,307
were shocked to hear of charges
brought against donald hauser,
747
00:48:47,441 --> 00:48:50,444
coach of the
verbum dei high school
girls' soccer team.
748
00:48:50,944 --> 00:48:53,447
Alerted by a student friend
of the alleged victim,
749
00:48:53,814 --> 00:48:56,450
whose name cannot be revealed
because of her age,
750
00:48:56,450 --> 00:48:58,952
police issued a warrant for
hauser's arrest this evening.
751
00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:13,333
Tony.
In my hometown
752
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:15,836
tony, jesus.
Where i live
753
00:49:15,836 --> 00:49:19,339
you smell like
lord calvert.
754
00:49:22,843 --> 00:49:24,845
Tony.
755
00:49:27,848 --> 00:49:30,350
We don't talk
we all get together
756
00:49:30,350 --> 00:49:34,354
any kind of weather
and we do the camel walk
757
00:49:41,862 --> 00:49:46,366
what is with you tonight?
758
00:49:46,366 --> 00:49:48,502
Tony, what is this?
759
00:49:48,502 --> 00:49:51,505
Oh, jesus.
760
00:49:51,505 --> 00:49:55,008
Mixed with alcohol.
Oh, tony, that's wonderful.
761
00:49:55,008 --> 00:49:59,629
- Happy trails.
Here, let's get you to bed.
- Carmela.
762
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:02,132
Carmela.
763
00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,635
I didn't hurt nobody.
764
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,284
Call the shrink.
765
00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:23,787
Tell her the town's gonna go
to the fuckin' mormons.
766
00:50:47,894 --> 00:50:49,996
I hear a voice
767
00:50:52,699 --> 00:50:55,035
from the back of the room
768
00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,906
i hear a voice
769
00:50:59,906 --> 00:51:02,609
cry out
770
00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:05,178
you want something good
771
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:11,585
yeah, come on a little closer
by the front of the stage
772
00:51:13,186 --> 00:51:16,389
i said come on a little close
wanna see your face
773
00:51:18,792 --> 00:51:21,194
you see, i met a devil
namedbuena buena
774
00:51:23,597 --> 00:51:26,399
and i feel all right now
i have to tell ya
775
00:51:28,702 --> 00:51:30,771
i thinks it's time for me
to finally introduce you
776
00:51:30,771 --> 00:51:34,274
to thebuena, buena, buena
good, good, good
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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