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I can't believe your dad is taking you away from me.

Your arm. All because he thinks you're soft.

You think you'll make me a virgin forever, Mom?

It's nonsense.

I mean, look at you.

You're strong.

You're well -endowed.

I couldn't be more proud of my sister.

Could you help me put my shirt on too?

Of course, sweetie.

Thank you.

Here you go.

Freshly ironed.

Okay.

Whoa.

Got so big.

Boom. There we go.

You really have to go.

I know, sweetie.

I don't need to wear this every day.

Look how handsome you look, though.

I'm going to miss you so much.

I hope so. I'll miss you, too.

It'll be a while.

I know, sweetie. You just have to make your dad happy.

Fortunately.

It'll go by fast.

You think so?

Yeah, I promise.

I hope so.

Just gotta go and do what he says and he'll come back again.

Right, right. Yeah.

Okay, what's that?

Look at that.

Yeah, right?

Okay.

Yep. Ready?

Yep.

Here you go.

Mm -hmm.

Other leg.

Okay.

Tuck that in there.

Tuck your shirt.

There we go.

Okay.

Oh, there's the zipper.

Oh, let me fix your

collar, babe.

Got to do the top first.

Oh.

See, look at you.

That's what Dad said.

You're right.

Okay.

Let me just get this.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

There you go.

Cool. You're ready.

Look at you.

I'm going to miss you so much.

Oh,

can't forget the

jacket. You're right.

Always forgetting something, huh?

Well, that's it.

Okay, look at you.

Have you peed?

Have you peed yet?

Oh, I should go do that. Yeah, you should probably go do that somewhere.

Okay. Okay.

Here, I'll take you to the bathroom.

Did you pack your underwear?

Yeah. Your action figures?

Yeah.

Did you pack your toothbrush?

You did that.

Right. Mom, do I have to go?

Honey, you know your dad.

He feels like you need to man up.

Or you'll die a virgin.

It feels like we're too close, baby.

And I... I don't want you to go either, baby.

Mom, I'm going to miss you.

Baby.

Gosh, I don't know what I'm going to do.

I can't lose my stepson.

I've got to do something.

Hey, we all ready?

He's ready as will ever be, I guess.

Let's go, then.

Why don't we go make some snacks?

For the road?

Yeah. Can you guys get the fruit snacks?

We'll make sure we pack them, sweetie.

We'll do the little sandwiches the way you like.

It's utter jelly, right? And no crust, right? No crust. No crust. Thank you.

Okay, babe.

Thanks. Thanks, Mom.

Oh,

dude. What a cool spot.

We're just coming up here.

I don't even know how to talk to girls.

I just... I don't know. It's crazy, dude.

Yeah, my friend went last year and told me some crazy stories. I don't know if

I'm ready for it. I don't know, dude. Do I wear this every day?

I'm nervous.

I cringe every time I think about it. I don't know.

I don't know what freaking girls like, dude. Come on.

Yeah, you're right.

What are they going to do?

I cannot believe their fathers are making us do this.

I know. What are we going to do?

I mean, planning their life for an entire year?

I don't think. I know you love your son as much as I love mine.

I don't know.

I have an idea.

If the issue is that they're virgin.

Yeah?

What if we... What?

Take their virginity. Are you insane? Think about it.

If the issue is that they're going to die version, we can show them. We can

teach them to be back. Futter us in some game.

No way.

Are you fucking your own son?

No. I'll do yours and you do my baby.

And how exactly are we going to prove it?

We can take pictures.

We don't have to show our faces, right?

Right.

All they need to see is their...

Dicks and puppies.

You're right.

It worked.

I didn't.

We don't have to live with our son.

We can do this.

It's going to be a long journey.

Boy,

we need to talk to you about something.

So, we think we've found a way for you not to go to boarding school.

Yes, Mom.

That's awesome.

Well, what is it?

Well, your dad thinks you need a man after us or you're going to die a

What?

So?

What if we take your virginity?

What? You want me to fuck you, Mom?

No, no.

You'll fuck me up.

You're not fucking my mom.

Do it, do it.

It's okay.

You're going to be fucking dead already, so it's all good.

Look, we have to do this or I'll keep the booth tonight forever.

Can we just hire someone?

No. And let some skank take your virginity? No way.

Can I just do my own mom, please?

Yeah. Mom, you're like my best friend.

It should be you.

has to be this way.

Please, just let us do it like this.

Well, we don't even know how to talk to girls or even, like, kiss women.

How are we supposed to know what to do? I've never even kissed a girl.

Why don't we do that?

Yeah.

Now watch.

Do what I do. Okay.

That was good.

Okay. Your mom's really good at kissing.

Keep going.

Okay.

Very good.

Okay.

Like that? No. Keep doing what you're doing.

I'll stay for a little longer.

Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Ooh, see, you got it.

Okay, you've got to focus on the curl.

Soft. You want to touch them?

Keep going.

Don't touch my first pair of tits.

Yeah,

see?

Mm -hmm, use your mouth, use your hands, use your mouth.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mom,

can I get a picture like that too?

Yes, of course, honey.

Thank you, Mrs. James.

You're such a little gentleman.

Thank you.

Why don't we help you take this out?

That's really good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

you just let the girl do all the work.

Is that your girl?

Yeah.

Yeah, and if you're lucky, she'll care for you.

Oh, my gosh.

Your mom looks like she's done this a couple

times.

This is the part you need to step back and relax.

I never thought you saw your mom sucking hot chicken, Dylan.

No.

After today, you guys are going to be real mad.

I think so.

Yeah,

take a picture.

You want to take a picture with me?

Yeah.

Get a picture with me.

Yeah.

Get a picture with your father.

the whole thing for your dad.

Okay.

I want your head right here and your feet up here. Like this?

Turn around.

Okay.

We just want to take care of you.

You guys are about to be real bad.

Lay back like the little babies you are.

And mom is going, look at that.

Lay back and enjoy your time with mommy.

How does that feel, baby?

I wanted to spit on it a lot.

Yeah, that's a skill.

Stay there.

Stay in the house.

What's going on? Stay right there. Stay right there. Stick your tongue out.

Whoa.

Yeah. Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Mom, I want to taste your vagina too.

Wait, I want to taste mine too.

You want to taste mommy's pussy?

I don't know about that.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah, he does.

He's in ice cream.

You had ice cream, huh?

Oh, yeah. I thought that was so interesting.

Yeah, ice cream cone. Kelly, does she taste like your favorite fruit snack?

Surprisingly, yeah. Yeah?

Oh, that's your new snack.

Yeah,

she can come over and feed you every night.

Is there a cookie on the top for the first time?

You're a real man now.

We're going to learn to fuck you like your daddy.

Yeah.

Same position, just a different version, okay?

Are you watching, Mommy?

Yeah, she's going to do that just on your dick.

Uh huh.

Just like that.

I'm keeping up, I like it.

I get pictures to show your dad.

Oh, you got distracted.

Oh, that happens.

Grab your phone, yeah.

Get your phone, baby.

Good boy.

Here, baby, get some from your dad.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my

God, yes.

Oh, are you taking pictures of your mother?

She's looking really good.

Oh, you're doing great.

I'm so proud of you, baby.

You're doing a great job, baby.

Like a man.

Yeah.

Dad.

Oh, yeah. I'm sure you boys have heard of doggies.

You know what doggie style is?

Right there.

Yeah.

Take

your

cud.

Oh!

You didn't even need any help that time. Yeah.

Oh my god. Does hot feel good? Yes.

Hot.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah? Yeah. Uh -huh. But, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

What's that feeling? Am I doing it right?

Is this good? Mm -hmm.

Oh,

let me see, Dylan. You fucker. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God, baby.

I know. But your dad does.

Holy shit. Yeah.

Oh! Put it back in!

Oh, my

goodness.

That's taking my breath away.

Just went for it. I don't know.

Sorry.

We were just saying how much you guys were looking at us.

I figured it would have been cool.

I mean... Are we not already, like, too far?

Fuck it.

It's not really good.

Just give it to me, baby. Just fuck me.

No!

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

I think I like it better than your dad.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking good.

Give it to me, baby.

Fucking good.

Fuck me, baby. Fuck me, baby.

Fuck me hard, baby.

Yes, yes, yes.

You guys just watch.

I've been wanting to do this for a while.

okay boys

here

let me

help you

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, that's my baby. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God. You're coughing.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

oh my god oh my god

Thank you.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh shit. Oh my god. Thank you, mom.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

fuck

you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I can't take it anymore. Tell me when you're about to fucking explode.

Yeah? Yeah?

You're about to fucking explode?

You're gonna come on all over our faces.

Oh. Oh.

It'll work.

If it doesn't, I think they'll always be mama's boys.

Yeah.