All language subtitles for MS1 2 SWAP 1 crystal-clark-alaina-taylor-the-reunion_720p

My divorce shattered my world. I have
been trying to put back all the broken

pieces ever since. Elena, my best friend
growing up, was the first one who

reached out to me after she heard the
news.

Hello? Oh my god, Crystal, how have you
been?

Hi! Oh my god, it's been so long!

I heard about the divorce.

Yeah, I mean, Ryan's okay.

You know, it's a lot to deal with, a lot
of moving pieces.

Oh, no, that's completely
understandable.

Have you been doing okay? I hadn't
realized how much I missed having a

especially someone as darling as you. my
Elena.

It's so good to hear from you. And hey,
I have a crazy idea.

It's been so long. What if we just went
away for the weekend together?

It'd give our sons a chance to meet and
hopefully become best friends.

Both our boys have been through so much
that all we want is for them to be happy

and feel loved.

I had no idea the weekend would turn out
the way it did.

Mistakes were made and lines were
crossed.

Now I just hope it's not too late to fix
it.

We did that. We did.

They grew up so well. We did. Right? I
mean, Parker's amazing.

He really has grown up to be a man.

Yeah, I'm so proud of both of them.

So, what do you think we should do for
the rest of the weekend with the boys?

Oh, I guess we have to figure out our
whole itinerary, huh?

Yeah. It's raining, but take that off
the table.

Well, you know what? I am going to get a
little nap and...

Then we'll figure things out. You're
going to go take a nap?

Yeah. Okay.

I guess I should relax, too. Go take a
bath.

Yeah, a nice bubble bath. Yeah, right? I
mean, it's raining, but it's still

beautiful.

Yeah.

Okay, we'll figure that out. Yeah, let's
do it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? Ryan, do you think that what we're
doing is right?

I mean, ever since I found out that
you're Crystal's son, I've just known

forever, and now I feel guilty.

I mean, I'm all grown up now, and I'm
capable of making my own decisions.

And so are you, Elena.

Yeah.

And besides, I don't think you should
care so much about what people think of

you.

I guess so.

Wait, wait. Something still feels weird.
I just... It's hard to get past it.

I... It feels like something's missing.

Whenever I feel this way, Parker will
always tell me something comforting and

make me feel better.

Oh. Easy. Well, then imagine that he's
here comforting you. Oh, no, that would

be... I can't do that. That would be so
wrong, wouldn't it?

Well, okay, imagine that it's not wrong
or weird, and what would he be

saying to you right now?

Well, I guess he would tell me that I'm
worrying way too much about something so

small.

I think you should listen to Parker.

Yeah, I guess so.

Trying to relax and we'll be sitting
together.

Where's your mom at?

I think she's been sleeping in the
house.

Where?

Yeah.

You know, you've gotten so big.

I just remember all the pictures you've
posted on Facebook.

You did not look like this.

Thank you, guys.

That's what we're doing.

Yeah.

That's what we're doing for you.

Thank you so much for helping me out
with this.

You're welcome.

So are you enjoying your vacation?

Yeah, definitely.

You know, it means the world to me and
your mom that you boys are able to come

with us.

I wouldn't miss this thing.

I don't know why you're wearing your
shorts like that.

Thank you. Good morning.

Did you pick them off?

No. No?

Thank you very much.

You like that, Ryan?

Parker?

Sorry.

Sorry.

I just can't stop thinking about Ryan in
the bedroom.

Do you want to invite him in? He can
watch.

No, that's not funny, Parker.

It's not funny.

Because he's my son.

You know, maybe we shouldn't be doing
that.

It's a little wrong.

What do you mean we shouldn't be doing
that?

Maybe we shouldn't be doing this because
you're my best friend's son.

It's... Whatever.

Well, you don't have to leave.

Dude,

what the fuck, man? I saw what you did
with my mom. What the fuck do you mean

what I did with your mom? It's
fucking... Stop hitting your fucking

is fucking your ass, bro.

Bro, what the fuck do you think you're
doing? You disrespect me in my own

Trying to fuck my mom, dude?

I fucking heard you with my mom. What
the fuck are you talking about?

Well, I was trying to get back at your
ass, and fucking she started calling

name and shit.

Look, dude, well, I mean, I'm not in
your house, alright? Trying to hook up

your mom.

Isn't this house rented?

Bro, my mom... Got this house from my
dad in the divorce.

And you can't be in here trying to fuck
her, bro.

But it's fine for you to be fucking my
mother.

What are you

doing? What are you doing? Trying to
hold my hand down?

I'm going to fucking do whatever the
fuck I want.

When you like spying on me, I mean...

Dude, I can fucking hear you. You're not
that fucking quiet.

It's like across the fucking house,
dude. What are you talking about?

You realize there's a big -ass gap right
here, right?

Like, it's not that hard to hear when
you don't close the damn door.

I'm just saying, dude, you can't fucking
exist for two seconds without your mom,

so you're creeping up on me, and it's
just... You're fucking my mom.

No, you're fucking my mom, dude. I tried
to fuck your mom, that's right, yeah,

because you're up there trying to fuck
around with my mom. That's fucking

bullshit, dude. Come on.

Fuck you, dude.

You want to go to the gym or something,
bro?

Bro! What the fuck are you gonna do with
those twigs?

Bro! You ain't gonna do shit. I'm gonna
knock your ass out in five seconds,

dude.

Do something.

Do something. Do something. Do
something.

You're embarrassing me.

You're embarrassing me. Stop it. I think
we need to go sit down and talk about

what happened.

People figure it out.

We just need to get it sorted.

Alright.

Oh, sit down. You too.

Yep, you need to sit down. You sit too.

I'm not sitting next to him.

Right now. And don't say a word. Don't
even look at each other. Don't touch

other. This is ridiculous.

Apologize.

Apologize. No.

Then you can sit in silence until we
come back. Fine.

I'm so sorry. That was so embarrassing.
I'm sorry, too. I thought they were

getting along.

Me, too. I don't know what happened. Me,
either. I mean, I just, maybe, maybe

it's our fault.

Did we go too far?

Maybe we did. It's just, I don't really
want to stop, though.

Yeah, I get it. I mean, it was all going
so well. I don't know where it went

wrong, but we have to do something.

We do.

I mean, maybe... I mean, I did leave
Parker hanging.

Oh, yeah. He kind of stormed out of the
bathroom.

Come to think of it, I kind of left Ryan
with some blue balls, too, earlier. I

didn't even think of that.

That could be why they have all that
built -up aggression.

Yeah, I mean, nothing puts a man in a
bad mood like that.

Clearly, and they are growing up.

Yeah.

We have to fix this.

We have to do something.

All right, well, let's go see if those
boys are any better. If they've settled

down at all.

Still not getting along, I see.

Well, we think we know how to fix this.

What's wrong?

Parker, come with me.

Ryan, we're going to fix this problem.

This way.

So we think we know what's causing you
guys to be so angry.

We left you hanging.

We left you with Blue Doll. I didn't
even realize why you were so grumpy.

Yeah. So, here, stand up. That makes
sense.

We're here to finish what we started.

Yeah. We just... Right here?

Start moving.

Left off.

We don't leave on beach business.

I want to get away from him.

What? Are you guys still not getting
along?

You have to be nice to each other.

Can you go there? I don't want to be
near him.

Over here.

Do the same thing.

Oh,

you want me over here?

I don't know about you, Parker, but I'm
feeling a lot better.

Good.

My gosh.

I mean, I'll admit, dude, your mom's
really good at sucking dick.

She's terrible.

It's like a bonding experience.

Good, you're getting along, right?

Yeah. I knew this would fix it.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, geez.

oh yeah

Mm -hmm.

Good. That's what we came here to do.

We have to make things right.

I can't really remember why I was angry.

It's good.

We want you to get along, so sit down.

Yeah, sit next to each other.

That's kind of weird. You need to make
up.

But we're going to sit next to each
other naked?

Just sit next to each other.

It'll be okay.

Just pass us. Why don't you guys get
along and have a good time?

Right?

You don't even have any panties on.

Skipping straight to the point.

Much

better.

So much better.

Definitely can't tell anybody about
this.

Never.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I feel better.

This feels so good.

It's been so long since I had a dick.

Your hair is just so fucking gross.

Thank you.

Yeah, don't sit off the couch now.

Oh, my God.

is the point it would be kind of hot i i
don't know maybe that's you know the

final frontier for us to explore that
you boys want to do that yeah

if you still feel weird about it we can
just give it a try and then if you don't

like it we can just pretend it never
happened that's a great idea okay i mean

you're already fucking this dick so i
won't tell anybody good point

Let's do it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

I don't know.

So wrong, but I love it. Oh, God, yes,
yes, yes, yes. Oh,

shit.

Fuck, yes.

Yeah. Fuck.

Oh,

my God. Yeah, you fucking did it.

Oh, yeah. Just like that. Just like
that. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh.

Me.

Yeah. Yeah.

There it is.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit. Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Come on.

Don't you forget your -

Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck you, sweetie.
Just like that. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my stepson's come.

Oh, fuck.

Everyone's dropping their children,
baby.

Yes, yes, yes.

This is definitely the greatest weekend
ever.

And the most sinful.

What do you guys say we make Santa
Barbara trip?

On the regular.

Yeah.

See,

it worked. They're getting along.