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This is coming along pretty well.

I think so. I'm not really the best artist.

It's alright.

It's without the counts.

How many do you think we're going to need to make?

Um, one, two, three, four, five.

I think five is enough.

It should be, right? It should be fine. I don't think people are doing it too

soon. Yeah.

This is just for art.

I'm sure they've got some more colors.

These are school colors, so.

It should be fine, though.

Yeah.

That one? It was a guy.

Well, it kind of matches up to the markers.

Oh my god, it does!

I didn't even notice that.

I don't know what else to add.

Does that look like a cookie?

Like a chocolate chip cookie?

Yeah, cookie or pizza.

Well, you don't want it to be a pizza.

You're really pretty, you know that?

Really? Thank you. You're so sweet.

Tyler, have you seen where my pot is? Oh, hello.

Who are you? Hi. Are you guys dating?

Yeah, only for a week or so.

Hi, my name is Katerina DeVille. Hi. I'm super excited to meet you. Oh, I'm so

happy that my stepson found a... I'm sorry, what did you say your last name

again? DeVille.

DeVille. Okay. And is your mother's name Sandra, the PCA president?

Yeah, she is. Are you guys friends?

Friends? No. We are... enemies, honey.

She was in the bake sale, and the only reason why she won last year was by

cheating. No, not my mom. Oh, yeah. It was your mom, sweetie. Honey, do you

know who your girlfriend is? She's probably a cheater, just like your

No, I know. I swear. We were just working on the bake sale. Can you just

No. It's not that serious. I see. Sandra, do you see my son against me?

she? Mom, it's really not that deep.

No, I feel like it definitely is.

This is typical Sandra for you.

Do you know that the two top earners in the bake sale get to chaperone a trip in

Europe in November?

She's probably trying to take my sales away from me, but don't you worry

I'm going to be the one eating croissants in France. Not her. Well,

all, it's not even your trip.

It's my trip. It's my sales. You're not even supposed to have a girlfriend until

college. This is ridiculous.

You need to go. You need to go. No, honey. You're not supposed to have a

girlfriend until college. What is this? What is this about?

Mom, I...

No, no, it's unacceptable.

Unacceptable. No.

I have needs, too.

And sexual needs.

I can take care of all of your needs, sweetie.

No, you can't, Mom. I mean, I just got a girlfriend for the first time, and you

just ruined it.

Oh, come on, sweetie.

Don't be like that. Come on, let me prove it to you, honey. Let me prove it

you. Can you get out of my room?

No. I'm trying to show you that I can be so much better than your girlfriend,

especially Sandra's daughter, honey.

Come on, sweetie. Let me prove it to you.

Just get comfy for me, baby.

What do you need?

I'm your mother. I can give you everything that you need and more.

Is that weird?

It's not weird at all, sweetie.

I'm your mother, and I know exactly what I am doing more than Sandra's daughter

can.

Yeah, daughter.

She has her daughter, so. Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

how does that feel, sweetie?

It actually feels pretty good. Yeah, you like that?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know if you should be doing it.

Oh, I definitely should be doing it. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

You have such a nice cock, sweetie.

I love that you rock hard for me already, too.

Oh, nice and slow.

I can't believe you're doing this.

Yeah, you're enjoying this?

How could I not be?

Mmm, yeah, that cock looks so delicious.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm, yeah, do the tip a little bit.

Yeah.

Mmm, I'm so glad you're enjoying this.

Mmm, yeah.

You want Mommy to put my lips around it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I want to.

Yeah.

Your dick tastes so good, sweetie.

Yeah, you like that.

Yeah,

you like that?

Yeah,

you're enjoying mom giving you a blowjob? Yeah.

Is that a bad thing?

That's an amazing thing, sweetie.

Oh,

God.

Yeah,

you like it sloppy, huh?

Yeah.

You're such a good boy.

so good about me. Mm -hmm.

Oh, keep going. Mm -hmm. Keep going. Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck, you're gonna make me go.

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. That tasted so good.

Did you learn your lesson?

I mean, it felt good, but she's still my girlfriend, Mom. I mean, you can't tell

me who I can and can't date.

Are you serious, Tyler? After everything that I just did for you, you still want

her? She's my girlfriend, Mom.

Whether you like her or not, it doesn't matter to me. Oh, my goodness. Okay, how

about this?

You call her back over tomorrow, okay? Let's have her come back over tomorrow,

but I am going to vet her to make sure she's not using it.

Super, super excited about this bake sale.

I think we're going to win.

I think we might. We've got a good setup here. We should invite over the Van

Geeks.

work together. You want to team up with them?

That's not a bad idea, right?

I don't think so. Yeah. You want to text them or?

Yeah, sure. I could do that. I'll find my son later though.

I think we're almost ready.

Wow, guys, everything's looking really good. You did a great job.

You're so welcome.

Don't forget to see lots of the cookies.

So you really love my son, huh?

Oh, I do.

I've had a crush on him for so long.

Yeah, he's a little bit strange, though, don't you think?

I mean, a little bit, but I kind of like it. I'm strange, too.

Well, did you know that he shares all of his girlfriends with me?

Huh? Yep.

Every time he has a girlfriend, he will bring them over and let me have my way

with them.

I didn't know that.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, definitely. But that might be a little bit too much for you, right? You

might want to like break up with him right now. No, I don't want to break up

with him.

Oh, really? After hearing everything that I just said, you're like totally

with it?

I mean, it's strange, but it's not my first threesome.

Are you serious?

Well, I didn't know that.

I can prove to you how much I love him. I don't know if I'm into that movie.

Oh, I don't know.

Sure, and let me prove it.

Oh, that does look pretty good, though.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know if this is what you're hanging with.

Mom!

Oh, um, hi, sweetie.

We had a good conversation.

I vetted her. Everything went well. Yeah,

she's definitely the perfect girl for you, I feel like. I'm happy that you're

still here.

Yes, I'm happy as well. I'm proud of you.

Well, you know, it took me a while.

Yeah, it did. But hey, it worked out for you.

Really excited about it. Yeah, I'm pretty excited myself.

Maybe if we fell in love, you know, we'll get to go to France.

Yeah, for sure. I would definitely say that would happen.

Let's do it.

Katarina, what the hell are you... Sweetie, I'm so sorry.

No, what's actually happening? Your mom, she was... She was testing me to prove

how much I really loved you. And I showed her that I was willing to do

it took.

Because I do love you.

Oh, this is so sweet. You guys are absolutely adorable.

But wait.

I'm not done vetting you yet. You need to prove it to me that you can sexually

satisfy my son.

So get on your knees and show and prove to me that you can sexually satisfy him.

Are you okay with this?

Yeah, of course. It's fine.

You're a freak.

She is quite the freak, honey.

It's okay, just enjoy it. You're going to watch?

I'm going to help her.

She does a good job, huh?

Have you done this before?

Just a few times.

Yeah, there you go.

You're really good at it.

Yeah, look at her lips. That's around her cock, sweetie.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Let me get sloppy for you.

Yeah,

there you go. Good, sweetie.

Prove to me that you can satisfy him.

There you go.

You do look gorgeous. Are

you

enjoying this?

Aren't you glad that I told you?

I don't think that's what you meant.

Me neither.

She's such a little freak.

I didn't expect that.

You want me to get in there?

Yeah, there you go, sweetie. Just like that.

Yeah.

Just sitting there and taking it like a good boy.

Yeah.

There you go, just like that.

Yeah,

put that cough back in your mouth.

It looks like she's doing an amazing job.

Yeah, you like that, sweetie?

I love everything you do, Jess.

You're just what I love to hear.

Oh, she's a pro.

You've got to stop a freak.

I'm going to get you undressed too soon.

Yeah, I'll take this top off of you.

Oh,

she's

got a cute little baby.

Let me get this button for you sweetheart

You did such a good job.

Child is back to me.

I'm going to put you in the throne.

Lay down, handsome.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

it feels so good.

I'm going to try.

Yeah? Yeah, I'm going to try to talk.

You do.

Yes, I do. It's my turn.

I think that's a dick video.

Your turn.

There you go.

Oh, sexy.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my

god, yes,

yes.

Excuse me.

Oh, yeah.

Yes you can.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

He came so much?

Yeah, he did.

Is this what she approved?

I totally approve, honey.

Oh, look, I'm getting a phone call from Sandra.

Hello?

I wasn't the one... freaking messed up your daughter. You're the one that

up my son.

No, this is all your fault, Sandra.

Nothing to do with me.

Ridiculous. I think we should just do the bake sale. We gotta clean up before

this band just gets here.