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What are you doing?

Nothing.

What do you want? Were you jerking off?

No.

What were you doing then?

None of your business. Get out of my room. What are you doing?

Why?

What do you want? Get out of my own business right now.

I can't just hang out with my stepbrother?

No, because you want something.

No, I don't. I just want to hang out with you.

You're a fucking liar. I can tell.

No, I'm not a liar.

I just want to hang out with you.

Okay. What do you want to do?

I don't know. Just talk.

You know.

Whatever. Whatever you want to do.

I don't want to do anything.

Okay.

Well.

I don't know. I'm like pretty upset right now.

This guy that I was dating, you know, he, like, cut things off.

And I'm just, like, really upset about it. Like,

in my heart, yeah.

Did he put a problem with you?

Yeah. Good.

Why good?

He was an asshole.

No, he wasn't. Yes, he was. He was such a butthole.

No, he was not.

He, like, threatened to beat me up one time.

Okay, maybe you deserved it. I didn't deserve it. He was, like, being, like...

He was being, like, super annoying, and he, like, wasn't... He was, like,

littering in the backyard and stuff.

I highly doubt that.

I'm telling you.

No, he was not.

No, I mean... He was, like, a butthole, though, and he didn't even have a job.

He was a great guy.

Actually, I don't know him at all.

He, like, was mean to you, and, like...

Didn't have a job and, like, was, like, pretty dumb, like, as far as

I could tell.

Okay. So why was he, like, a great guy?

What about him was great?

He wasn't even, like, that attractive.

I mean, I'm just, like, objectively.

He was attractive.

Like, I don't know. He was my type.

What was great about him?

I don't think you want to know that.

What was so good about him? I don't think my stepbrother wants to know that.

sorry. Tell me. I want to know.

I don't know. He just, like, fucked me really good.

Jesus Christ.

What?

That's fucking gross. No, it's not. Tell me about this.

Stop. Okay, I shouldn't have asked. Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have.

it was just really good and like i've been trying to find somebody else but

i don't know i'm like scared to hook up with these guys on tinder because like

what if they kidnap me or what if they just come too fast like what am i

supposed to do with that good i'll have to connect you shut up i'm being serious

like i don't know what i'm supposed to do now just don't do anything just like

Jerk off like a normal person.

I'm way too hot for that.

I don't have to jerk off like you. Sorry.

I jerk off because I want to. I could get a girlfriend anytime I wanted to.

Okay. Sure.

I could.

I just don't feel like it.

Okay. Whatever you say.

But what about your friend John?

What about him?

No, I heard he has a big dick.

Shut the fuck up.

Why? Who told you that?

I don't know. I just heard it.

Well, I don't know if that's true or not, and it's none of your business.

What do you think? I'm going to give you his number or something?

Yeah, why not?

I'm going to get my best friend your number so you can have sex with him.

Yeah, why not?

You're a degenerate freak. No, I'm not. No, I'm not doing that.

That's weird as hell.

Please?

No. No.

You're going to go to horny jail.

I'm not.

I'm just telling you what I like.

You're not.

I'm not.

Okay, whatever.

So you're going to give me John's number or what?

No, I'm not giving you John's number. Why not?

You pervert.

Because he's my best friend. I don't want him to have sex with my sister.

Obviously, it's weird.

I'm just really horny. Like, I don't know what else I'm supposed to do.

I can't fuck you.

Yeah, you can't have sex with your brother, obviously.

Duh. You wouldn't do anything like that.

What's that supposed to mean?

You wouldn't do anything like that.

You wouldn't do anything that crazy.

What, are you trying to say I'm not, like, cool or something?

Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you?

That's kind of like more than just being... Yeah, no, I wouldn't. Well,

I'm not closing the corner.

Yeah, I know.

I don't know about you.

You're just like... You're just like a woman or something. I don't know.

Maybe I would.

You're full of shit.

I'm not full of shit.

I don't know. Maybe it's...

Not a good idea, but I don't know.

Maybe I would.

How do you want me to prove it?

Tell me what to do.

Show me your booth.

I didn't say you could touch them.

Oh, come on. No.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Let me see your cock.

No. Why not? I showed you my boobs.

Come on. Okay. Yeah, okay.

You have a big cock.

I mean, I know you've seen it before.

I don't know if you've seen it like hard or anything.

It looks bigger in person.

I've seen pictures of it.

Well, you're not going to tell me about this, right?

If we do. No, I won't. And you better not either.

Yeah, I wouldn't.

What do you think?

It's really nice.

It's really big.

I was not expecting this.

We're already doing it.

Maybe.

Definitely might as well.

No.

Fuck.

It's okay.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

I don't like condoms.

Okay.

Yeah, it's just like your mom condoms let you out, right?

Don't do that.

That was nuts.

You're a dick to me, this guy.

I've had sex before.

You think, like, I only get it off?

I don't know.

I almost came with a bunch of times.