Original subtitles

A-He, come here.

Huh?

Grab it.

Huh?

Hold him tight!

Oh.

You better not let go.

Oh.

What the fuck.

These are so loud!

Where did you even buy these?

Just the grocery store by the alley.

Damn.

Which kind did you get? Let me see it.

Fuck, it's not scared.

Lock it up.

Motherfucker, didn't I tell you to hold him tight?

Too...

Too... loud.

It...

It scared me.

Pussy.

My hand...

My hand slipped.

Does your hand slip when you beat your meat?

He doesn't even have meat.

Let's go.

JOY KTV.

Gimme the lighter.

Fuck.

I need to pee.

You guys go first.

Hurry the fuck up.

Always pissing everywhere.

Are you done yet?

Fuck.

Let's go sting!

Let's have some fun!

Wait for me!

Move your legs!

Which number do you want today?

Me?

I want three of them.

I'll order the whole line up.

Are you that thirsty?

A-He, hurry the fuck up!

Huh?

What the fuck are you huh-ing?

"Huh" your mom!

Fucking shit.

Caged Dog

Squat down!

Run!

P-R-E-P-A-R-A-T-I-O-N

"PRISON"

P-R-I-S-O-N

What the fuck are you two staring at?

For so long?

Ohh, you got the joke.

How cute.

F-U-C-K

"FUCK"

Settle down!

Didn't you hear the bell?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Class president, begin.

Stand up.

Attention.

We get it, good morning.

Bow.

Good morning, Teacher.

Sit down.

Wow.

You want the orange up your ass?

Right in your asshole.

Stop messing around!

Now your ass is sweet like an orange.

Quiet!

Two things before we start,

Class president said some of you still haven't pay the class fee.

Who?

How inconsiderate.

Please go submit it to the class president.

Tell me if you're too poor.

I don't want her to come after you one by one,

She's gonna make us "cum" one by one?

Second,

Those who haven't found their class partner,

Lu-Chung Huang.

Oh,

I found my class partner already.

You know who?

It's Jun.

Fuck you.

I'll be the best with him teaching me.

Tai-He Chen.

A-He, did you find yours yet?

Hey, she's talking to you.

Answer her.

Are you fucking deaf?

Who wants to volunteer as A-He's partner?

You can get extra credits.

Nobody wants extar credits?

Nobody, Teach.

Seems like you guys don't want to help each other.

You're right. We don't care.

I volunteer.

Jie, can you manage two partners?

Mhm.

Perfect.

What can't you do, class president?

Let's give our class president a round of applause

to thank her.

OK!

(JOY KTV)

Love is too complicated

I went to an intoxicating place.

My impulse mixed with her loneliness.

I stop at nothing.

No way.

Are you all this old?

It's called experienced, not old.

You're old enough to be my mom.

Who are you kidding?

Ok, your turn.

You said

I just want

an outcome,

and I don't care about the process.

Class president.

Hold on. Here comes our class president.

Class president,

are you starting your shift now?

Take a seat.

A-He,

your partner's here.

Class fee!

We don't have it.

How do we have money

when we spent it all on drinks?

Class president,

We're just peasants. Sorry, no money.

Asking for money the second you arrive.

Where are your manners?

Yeah!

The teacher said she needs it by Friday.

Teacher said this, teacher said that.

Teacher say All you do is repeat what the teacher says,

right?

Exactly!

That's fine.

Let's do it then.

You drink this and you can take the money.

Can the teacher's pet drink?

I'm sure she can!

A-He,

aren't you gonna help your partner out?

Come on!

Save the damsel in distress!

Take it.

Where are your balls?

Hurry the fuck up!

Come on, come on!

Here, take it.

Add ice cube.

This will make it taste better.

Hold on.

Let's add an "ice cube" in there.

Great idea!

Chug! Chug!

One, two, three, four,

that's it!

Tai-He Chen! Our lesson starts now!

She's calling for you.

So scary!

You better go study.

Get into a good college.

Hurry up.

Move it.

"President Ma and President Xi meet"

"to develop a new relationship between Taiwan and China."

What is today's homework?

You ever do your homework?

Math review worksheet,

English vocabulary,

college application biography.

Which one do you want to do first?

Let's start with the biography.

Hey!

I'm not going to college.

Why do I need to do this?

This is just homework.

I don't know how to do it.

How would you know if you haven't tried?

I really can't.

What's your name?

Tai-He Chen.

How old are you?

Seventeen.

You can do it. Just write that down.

Oh.

What now?

My name is Ping-Jie Lin.

I am seventeen years old.

I love Autumn.

"The time is 09:42 PM."

I hate rainy days.

I like to eat milkfish.

Can you do that?

Oh.

Write it.

How did you get the cellphone?

Jun made you steal it, right?

You shouldn't hangout with them...

Do you have fifty dollars?

What?

Fif... fifty dollars.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Where did this dog come from?

Jun caught him for fun.

Where did he find it?

Huh?

Where did he find it?

How should I know?

Do you think this is fun?

Very fun!

I'm calling its owner.

No!

Please don't!

Please don't!

Why not?

Jun will kill me.

The owner is looking for it.

Don't worry,

I'm taking care of him.

What does Jun want you to do with it?

Keep an eye on him.

You just do whatever he says?

1-2-

3-0-9.

The number you have dialed is currently unavailable,

please leave a message after the tone.

If you do not wish to leave a message, please hang up.

To leave a message, please press ♪.

Hello, Auntie. It's Jie.

So... we need submit the class fee by Friday.

Would it be possible to transfer me some money?

Thank you so much.

What did they say?

Are they still looking for him?

Nobody answered.

Oh.

I'll call again tomorrow.

Don't do that.

Where did you get your phone?

Jun stole it, right?

Stop stealing. I'm going home.

Ok, bye-bye.

Your homework!

Huh?

Your homework!

Oh.

Holy Emperor Guan. It's me, Jie.

Umm...

I need to lift you a tiny bit.

I hope you will allow me.

Please excuse me.

What are you wearing?

Button up your shirt.

It's done. Mine's buttoned up.

No, it's not.

Stop laughing, are you a comedian?

You know me so well, sir.

I'm actually planning to be a comedian.

Sir, he thinks this is a joke.

How about we leave you two to talk it out?

Later!

Watch where you're going!

Peace out!

Fuck you!

Tai-He Chen!

What are you laughing at?

Do you think this is funny?

Yes, sir,

Ok, keep laughing,

stay here until the bell rings.

Yes, sir.

[TV] We will uphold this principle,

[TV] "Both Sides of the Taiwan Strait Are One Family."

What is "sin2+cos2"?

The answer is one.

Didn't I print my notes for you?

Here.

Oh.

So write it.

These motherfucking KMT politicians!

Yeah, fuck KMT!

Mind your own business.

How do you expect to improve like this?

I don't want to improve anyways.

Everyone need to improve.

Easy, easy!

Do you even want to solve it?

He's hungry.

Are these bones for the dog?

Why don't you return him since you worry so much?

Jun wouldn't even find out anyways.

No!

We shouldn't lie.

Finish this and we'll go to Jing-Wen.

Huh?

(Jing-Wen Printing)

How did you start eating betel nuts?

Jun taught me.

And also picking locks?

Why do you always hang out with them?

Who?

Jun and his entourage.

They're nice to me.

They're just taking advantage of you.

Do they?

You steal things and all they do is take.

They do share.

How else would I have my cellphone?

This isn't right.

We're all like this.

How would we have money to buy cellphones?

You don't have a cellphone?

I can get you one!

No.

I told you not to hang out with them.

Why?

Hey,

up there!

Where?

Get down.

Oh.

The other way!

Oh.

Don't peek!

I said don't peek!

Stay outside and keep watch. I'll go make copies.

Oh.

What do we paste these for?

Let other people find him.

This way and you don't have to lie.

Where'd you get this?

Faster this way.

She sent it.

Huh?

She said she sent it.

What did you say?

Yesterday, this lady called my phone looking for you.

Oh,

then what did she say?

She said she sent the money.

Oh.

So, who is she?

None of your business.

Oh.

Alright.

Time's up.

Back row, collect the test papers.

Pencils down.

Tai-He Chen.

Wow, I'm impressed.

Since the tutoring, you've really been on top of it.

Ooh, who's on top of who?

It's okay. Let him continue.

Stop acting smart.

Are you writing a love letter?

Class president, hand the class fee in to my office later.

Ok.

I swear it was still there a few days ago.

I always put it in my bag.

Then, where did it go?

Did you collect them all?

Yes, I did.

Where did you last see it?

I just counted it that other night,

and...

I need to poo.

Do it here.

Then you can eat it again.

Hurry up!

Get up there!

Do you want to get caught?

Oh.

My stomach hurts...

One, two, three!

Jump!

Good.

Is anyone there?

Is it clear?

Oh...

Tai-He Chen!

Where is it?

Huh?

I know you took it.

What?

Class president!

You again!

Wow, you two are inseparable, aren't you?

Never mind, I don't wanna know.

Where is the class fee?

What?

I know Jun made you steal it.

It's not me.

Tell them to give it back.

Give what back?

Didn't you say that we shouldn't lie?

I'm not lying.

I... I'm not!

Tai-He Chen, do you know this is wrong?

It's not me.

I didn't steal anything!

Just tell him to give it back,

or I will tell the teacher tomorrow!

It's not me!

"PREDATOR"

Predator.

"PREJUDICE"

Prejudice.

"PRELIMINARY"

Another excuse!

You're still short!

Get him!

Fuck you!

Stop! Please!

That was your debt,

and now is the interest!

Keep beating!

Fuck you!

Please! I beg you!

(Class Fee)

"Hey, good morning

Tai-He Chen.

Tai-He Chen!

Get up!

I would have never expected this from you.

Take it out!

Take what out?

Do you know this is considered theft?

What did I steal?

You would even steal the class fee?

Hand it over,

or I call your parents.

I didn't.

Now, or I will call the police!

It really wasn't me!

This is your last chance.

What did I steal?

That's my bag!

This is ridiculous!

What?

Look at him! How could he steal?

Mind your own business!

Sit down!

Read a book!

This... this is not mine!

You're caught red-handed!

It's not mine.

Let's go.

This is not mine!

Hurry up!

Call the police and notify his parents.

I swear!

Come on!

It's not mine!

This is not mine!

It's not me!

I swear it's not me!

Come on!

(Reciting Classical Chinese script)

Our class president, Ping-Jie Lin,

is accepted by the Finance Department of NCCU

This is quite an achievement.

Let's give her another round of applause.

Ok, you may sit down.

The other document is your report card for the year.

Keep it safe.

You may need it for your enrollment.

So impressive.

Congratulations, Jie!

Let me see.

Awesome.

You got accepted.

(Extra credits: Tutoring classmate.) (Teacher's comments: Treats her classmates with kindness.)

Man, these college entrance exams.

Well, they seem happy.

Even this guy, what the fuck is he looking at?

He thinks he's so great cuz you got into college?

I bet they just paid their way in.

I guess college is a good thing,

or you wanna be a thief, like A-He?

Oh yeah, no thanks.

Let's thank our alumni Ping-Jie for sharing her experience.

Let's give her a big hand.

Ping-Jie!

We're so happy to have you back today,

and shared so much to our students.

Such a valuable learning experience.

Have you enjoyed the past six months in Taipei?

Mhm.

Sorry, is anybody home?

Who are you looking for?

Umm...

Are the owners home?

Oh, this house?

The owner is gone.

Not here anymore.

Where has he gone to?

He's dead.

Like this!

Oh...

Why are you looking for him?

It's nothing...

When did he pass away?

Around two years ago.

He had heart condition.

Why are you looking for him?

Nothing important.

Sorry

"Sorry,

this number has not been assigned yet,

please check the number and try again.

Thank you."

Hey, gramps. I'm here.

Shit.

That was a red light.

It's fine.

Even A-He ran it,

what are you worried about?

What do you wanna drink?

Whatever.

A-He, what do you wanna drink?

Anything.

An ice tea?

Sure.

It'll cool you down.

Thanks.

Sit.

Here, drink.

A-He!

What the hell do you keep staring at?

Where do you wanna go this time?

Come get your drink.

Oh.

To Taipei.

Miss, are you getting on?

My name is Tai-He Chen.

I'm seventeen years old.

I like to ride my scooter.

I don't want to enter college...

Hold on.

What are you writing?

You're only 17. Can you ride a scooter?

Can't I?

Of course not!

It's like this:

I am Ping-Jie Lin.

I am seventeen years old.

I like autumn.

I like to eat cold things.

Everything I want, I will accomplish.

I like to be direct.

I am a responsible person.

I like to take bus.

I like the feeling of drawing checkmarks with my red pen.

I like when others borrow my notes.

I never cheat.

I' ve never been late.

I want to graduate early.

I think sleep is a waste of time.

I am happy to be alone.

I think making friends in college is good enough.

I hate the rain.

I can kill cockroaches.

Your turn.

I'm seventeen.

I like the daytime.

I like...

how the wind feels when I drive.

I like to sing in the shower.

I don't like to do homework.

I hate studying.

I think fish are cute.

I hate when fish farms turn into solar panels.

I like to pick locks.

I like Jun, Lu-Dan, A-Hue and Hao-Dai.

All of them.

I don't want to leave here.

I don't want to enter college.

But sometimes I do.

I think my home is dirty.

I don't like my home.

I can't wait to turn eighteen.

I want a driver's license.

You said,

our future,

in the casket.

Wouldn't be coverd in dust.

You said,

you had no future.

It was buried by age.

Wouldn't be coverd in dust.

Please forgive,

the scavenger girl.

She has clean

and beautiful clothes.

She came here

to graze

the whole forest

and keep sorrow in captivity.

Dedicated to Ciao Hua.