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I'm sorry for always having you take me home.
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No, it's no problem.
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It can be dangerous to walk home alone at night.
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I'm really grateful!
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Well then, good night.
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Andou-san!
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Can you write woodpecker in kanji?
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Huh?
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If I'm not mistaken, it's like this...
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Ah! Right, right!
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That's it!
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You're great, just like I thought.
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Well then, good night.
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Oh...
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Andou-san... Kiss!
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What are you doing?
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Ah!
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Nothing!
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By the way, where is Daigorou?
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Wasn't he with you?
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Nii-san went with the superintendent for drinks.
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Huh? With the superintendent?
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boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
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僕がこの世で一番好きな
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I want to tell my feelings to you...
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kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
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君に気持ちを伝えたい
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...the one I love the most in this world.
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jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
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地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
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I may be plain and awkward...
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kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
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君に言葉を届けたい
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...but I want to deliver these words to you.
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onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
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同じ時間の中 少しずつ
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At the same time, little by little...
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atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
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新しい君を知る度に
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...I see a new side of you.
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mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
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胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
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Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
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mahou tsukai to yousei ga
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魔法使いと妖精が
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Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
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benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
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勉強中いたずらにキスをして
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so I kiss you.
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yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
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夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
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If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
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kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
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今日の講義を始めましょう
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Let's start today's lesson!
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Health and Physical Education
for 30 year olds
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「Forget everything from games」
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Diner
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I only...
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...want to protect virgins.
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Why can't you understand?
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Getting rid of virginity is my job.
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You're getting in the way of my business.
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Even though you're a God, I bet your ass is nothing special.
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Oh? Is that so?
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Then you should carefully burn this into your memory!
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God Chrysanthemum!
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Impressive!
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Then, this is the...
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Virgin Chrysanthemum Line
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...Virgin Chrysanthemum Line!
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Oh...
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Can you escape from this?
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I can. You're the one who will lose.
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Okay! Good work, everybody!
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Today is "Shadow Your Father" day, so go and study what they do.
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Yes!
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Imagawa?
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Hm?
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Should we do it?
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Do what?
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Kiss!
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Eh?
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Even I know how to kiss.
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Don't say something like that!
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That's not the problem, right?
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Besides, Andou-san is my girlfriend.
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Relax, Imagawa.
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It's only scary at first.
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God costume.
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Wait a minute!
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You don't have to wear women's clothes like that.
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I said no, Macaron-kun.
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If I kiss you...
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I won't ever be able to get it back..
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Imagawa...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Ah!
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Macaron
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is
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Buzz!
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That's completely wrong.
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If you do it like that, your glasses will hit.
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And you're totally rushing into it.
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Your breathing is rough.
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You were ruining the mood.
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You stuck your lips out too much.
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Zero God points!
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0 God points
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0 God points
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0 God points
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0 God points
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0 God points
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0 God points
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0 God points
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「Sex starts with French kissing」
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Today...
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Pii and Kuu's
\h\h\h\h\h\hFrench kissing
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Course
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♥
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Pii and Kuu's French kissing course!
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Um...
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What?
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What's with those costumes?
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They're shaped like lips and a tongues.
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That's what I thought!
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Why are you wearing something like that?
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If it's like the real thing it'll be easier for you, won't it?
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Think about it a little!
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What are you laughing at?
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Yes, yes. I'm sorry.
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Please continue!
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French kissing is considered part of having sex.
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As you improve at it, you can greatly increase arousal.
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There are various different ways you can French kiss.
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Putting your lips together and...
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Hey, Onee-chan! Face this way!
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Putting your lips together and slowly putting in your tongue is the orthodox way to do it.
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The important thing during this is not to put your lips out too far.
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Onee-chan, get up so we can continue.
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Inside the mouth, you should move your tongue...
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...in the places where the person you're kissing likes.
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If your partner likes, you can entwine your tongues.
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You can also open your mouths and
intertwine your tongue with your partner's.
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Ah! Wait, wait! Onee-chan!
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Will you take this seriously?!
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There is also a type of French kiss where you move up,
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down, left and right with your lips touching.
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When compared to entwining your tongues,
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the feeling is more gentle.
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Onee-chan, move, too! Move! Come on!
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So, do you understand?
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I'm sorry. It's just too funny!
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I can't pay attention when you do it like that!
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That was my first kiss...
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「Bad manners」
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Astrology exhibition entrance.
Magazines for sale.
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Please take a look!
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Huh?
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That's kind of irritating. Would you stop that?
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I'm so rude!
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Bad manner #1
Over-exaggeration
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Thank you for looking!
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Bad manner #2 Speaking
in an overly loud voice
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Bad manner #3
Playing with your hands
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Hey!
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Can you please stop doing that, too?
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Thinking rationally, I understand very
well that you are calling me annoying...
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... and disgusting by asking me to stop doing something so minor.
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Bad manner #4
Pessimistic attitude
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There's no way I would say something like that.
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Didn't you just say that?
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"That's kind of irritating. Would you stop that?"
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Didn't you say something like that?
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Bad manner #5 Pointing out
every little contradiction
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What's wrong with you?!
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Are you trying to start a fight?
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I don't have anything to say to someone like you,
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who walks around in knee-socks,
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without obeying the golden ratio of absolute territory.
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Length of
the skirt
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Absolute
territory
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Knee socks
above the knee
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By the way, the golden ratio is 4:1:2.5.
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※This is Hoshi-kun's personal opinion
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Where are you looking, you disgusting pervert?!
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Bad manner #6
Looking at people's bodies
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What do you mean by "fat, disgusting pervert"?
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Shut up! I'll hit you because you were sexually harassing me!
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Take off those knee-high socks right this instant!
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Why won't you just take off those knee-high socks?!
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You should just...
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This is...
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...done pretty well, isn't it?
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You have good taste.
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Bad manners lessons
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Bad manners lessons
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「Don't overlook cues from your partner」
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That's right.
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Because that song was the opposite,
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I remembered that the sun rises in the east.
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Because of that, during a science test,
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I started humming that song.
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That's a good way to remember the correct answer.
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Yeah, and then everybody did that and said it was a great idea.
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Oh... We're already here.
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Um... Andou-san?
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Yes?
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I finally learned how to write woodpecker in kanji!
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Well, then. Goodnight!
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Imagawa-san, wait!
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Ow...
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Imagawa-san...
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Yes?
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Um... I'm sorry.
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Um...
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Andou-san!
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Yes?
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I want to kiss you.
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May I?
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Yes.
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Ah, man.
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Imagawa should get a zero after all.
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What's with the way he's using his tongue?
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What is he, a washing machine?
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Now, now. It's all right, isn't it?
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Because they were able to kiss.
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By the way, can you write woodpecker in kanji?
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Of course I can! I'm a God!
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I'm a God, too!
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I'll write it! I'll write woodpecker!
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hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
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ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
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Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
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nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
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何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
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I have a feeling that something is going to change.
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hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
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白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
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If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
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sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
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それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
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...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
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mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
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周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
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It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
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yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
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予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！
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...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
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saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
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最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
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To pass the remaining time...
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shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
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幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
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...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
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ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
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一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
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Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
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koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
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小指絡めＡから始めようよ
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We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
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futari dake no jugyou
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二人だけの授業
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The lesson only for us.
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Next time: Let's go on a date.
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