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Sign: I'll wait three months!

Everyone! I have decided to wait for three months!

I need to improve myself for three months!

And then, I think it's time to approach Andou-san again!

Yeah.

I'll help you out, because after all,

my motto is "respect for willingness".

I have something to say, too! Do your best!

However...

There's no guarantee that Andou will not get a boyfriend in that time.

Eh!?

Is there some sort of spell that can prevent Andou-san from getting a boyfriend for three months?

Huh?

And you call yourself a man?

You weakling!

You... You hit me.

Even my own father never hit me!

What's wrong with that?

What do you mean you're going to improve yourself?

Do you honestly think Andou would fall in love with a man like that?

I'm sorry.

Weakling! Weakling! Weakling!

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

「Making a better impression」

Day one.

When I woke up, Imagawa Hayao was nowhere to be seen.

It seems he got up early and went jogging.

It appears that his love is genuine.

Day ten.

He went to a beauty salon.

When I told him cleanliness is important, he got his head shaved and came back.

Words alone are not enough.

Should I use a picture?

God copy-and-paste.

Idiot

An unfortunate 30 year old man

Day fifteen.

He went clothes shopping.

There was no problem with choosing clothes that fit.

For now, getting something new is more important than being fashionable.

At any rate, having a God Card is very useful.

Hey! Daigorou!

Yaaay!

Glasses, glasses...

Put it all on this!!

That'll be 25,000 yen

A God Card is useful

Day thirty.

I'm teaching him about basic personal grooming.

Keeping fingernails clean, caring for skin, and managing hair are the basics of the basics.

Closely.

Don't move...

Nii-chan, which finger?

Carefully caring for fingernails

Closely.

Ah.

Working hard at skin care

Closely.

Too much hair care

Memo

There are no taboos or overkill, Imagawa Hayao.

Th

There

There are

There are no

There are no ta

There are no tab

There are no taboos

There are no taboos or

There are no taboos or ov

There are no taboos or over

There are no taboos or overki

There are no taboos or overkill

There are no taboos or overkill,

Ima

Imagawa

Imagawa Hayao

Nii-chan, what are you doing?

Oh, Macaron?

I'm in the middle of writing a report.

Do you want to watch?

Yeah! I'll watch! I'll watch!

Reflection of events that took place during Imagawa Hayao's last three months: day forty.

He continues to improve.

As a result of his honest hard work,

Imagawa Hayao has become beautiful...

It's quite exquisite.

He would look great even in Versailles!

Nii-chan! Nii-chan!

I made a journal about Imagawa, too, so you should read it.

Oh~

Let's see.

Shock

Attractive guy

O month X day

Imagawa was lame.

He saw Andou-san getting along well with an attractive guy at the library.

He looked shocked.

He binge ate and became really fat.

How do you like my crossdressing?

Phew...

When Imagawa found out that the attractive guy was actually a woman, he was relieved.

But he was still fat.

Push-ups

Jogging

By combining dieting and exercise, Imagawa...

...ended up about the same as he was before.

And he lived happily ever after.

I heard all of that...

And like that, three months passed.

Honestly, there's not much I'd change.

You've done well these past three months.

Yeah! It was really amazing!

I'm so moved!

Yes.

Effort is the key to self-confidence, and then,

that self-confidence increases the chances of your confession being successful.

Successful!

Now, go!

Imagawa Hayao the 30-year-old!

Go and bear the fruit of your love!

Your love!

You think I'm definitely going to be rejected, don't you?

No way!

Health and Physical Education for 30-Year-Olds

Did you bring a condom?

See you later!

Shut up!

「Dilineation of "abnormal play" . in the minds of women」

Andou-san...

I'm sorry for suddenly calling you out.

Um... What is it?

I've thought seriously about that time three months ago...

Do your best! Do your best! Do your best! Do your best!

...in spite of that, I love you!

Please go out with me!

Well said, Imagawa Hayao!

All right!

Push her down just like that and have sex with her!

Now, push her down! Push her own!

Push her down! Push her down!

What do you think you're doing, looking like that?

I was worried because she got called out by a man,

but I never imagined the person who called out Na-chan would be your target.

You're such a nuisance!

If that's the case, then you'll have to carefully consider what to do next.

But consider this, little girl...

My plan is perfect.

Leave it to me, and their relationship will have longevity.

I wonder about that.

Ordinary methods won't work on our Na-chan.

...Please...

Eh?

Please stop!

Didn't I already say I couldn't?!

A.K. Field deploy!

A.K. Field full power!

Allow me to explain.

Andou Natsu learned how to make a "Stay away. Don't come here!!" Field in self defence class!

In short, she'll deploy her A.K. Field!

You understand now, don't you?

If you don't do something about that field,

it's impossible to get into Na-chan's heart!

You'll be in trouble if you underestimate my target.

Eh?

Now, Imagawa Hayao the 30-year-old!

Show me the results of your training!

I can't! I can't! I can't!

Nii-chan, what do we do?

It can't be helped.

Since it's come to this, we'll use our last resort.

Macaron.

Yes!

O God, please grant your assistance to Imagawa Hayao!

Semen.

What are you doing?!

Aren't you the god of sexual love?!

I'm asking you what's impossible?

Is it my looks?

Because I'm not an attractive guy?

No!

There's nothing wrong with you, Imagawa-san.

It's because I'm strange!

Please, just leave me alone!

Field release! 120%!

...I won't...

I can't leave you alone!

I...

I...

Because I already love you this much.

Ah!

Wow!

I'm sorry!

Um... If you clearly say you hate me...

Only then could I give up.

I don't hate you, I'm just troubled.

Eh?

Um... Then what is it that's impossible?

The cowgirl position.

Wow.

Seriously?

Eh?!

And so, we became a couple.

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next Time: Let's go to Andou's house!!