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Sign: I'll wait three months!
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Everyone! I have decided to wait for three months!
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I need to improve myself for three months!
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And then, I think it's time to approach Andou-san again!
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Yeah.
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I'll help you out, because after all,
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my motto is "respect for willingness".
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I have something to say, too! Do your best!
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However...
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There's no guarantee that Andou will not get a boyfriend in that time.
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Eh!?
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Is there some sort of spell that can prevent Andou-san from getting a boyfriend for three months?
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Huh?
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And you call yourself a man?
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You weakling!
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You... You hit me.
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Even my own father never hit me!
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What's wrong with that?
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What do you mean you're going to improve yourself?
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Do you honestly think Andou would fall in love with a man like that?
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I'm sorry.
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Weakling! Weakling! Weakling!
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Health and Physical Education
for 30 year olds
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boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
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僕がこの世で一番好きな
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I want to tell my feelings to you...
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kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
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君に気持ちを伝えたい
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...the one I love the most in this world.
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jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
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地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
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I may be plain and awkward...
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kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
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君に言葉を届けたい
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...but I want to deliver these words to you.
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onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
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同じ時間の中 少しずつ
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At the same time, little by little...
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atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
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新しい君を知る度に
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...I see a new side of you.
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mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
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胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
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Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
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mahou tsukai to yousei ga
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魔法使いと妖精が
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Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
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benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
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勉強中いたずらにキスをして
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so I kiss you.
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yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
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夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
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If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
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kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
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今日の講義を始めましょう
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Let's start today's lesson!
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「Making a better impression」
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Day one.
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When I woke up, Imagawa Hayao was nowhere to be seen.
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It seems he got up early and went jogging.
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It appears that his love is genuine.
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Day ten.
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He went to a beauty salon.
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When I told him cleanliness is important, he got his head shaved and came back.
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Words alone are not enough.
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Should I use a picture?
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God copy-and-paste.
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Idiot
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An unfortunate 30 year old man
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Day fifteen.
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He went clothes shopping.
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There was no problem with choosing clothes that fit.
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For now, getting something new is more important than being fashionable.
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At any rate, having a God Card is very useful.
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Hey!
Daigorou!
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Yaaay!
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Glasses,
glasses...
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Put it
all on
this!!
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That'll be 25,000 yen
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A God Card is useful
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Day thirty.
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I'm teaching him about basic personal grooming.
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Keeping fingernails clean, caring for skin, and managing hair are the basics of the basics.
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Closely.
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Don't move...
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Nii-chan, which finger?
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Carefully caring for fingernails
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Closely.
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Ah.
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Working hard at skin care
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Closely.
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Too much hair care
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Memo
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There are no taboos or overkill, Imagawa Hayao.
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Th
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There
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There are
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There are no
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There are no ta
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There are no tab
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There are no taboos
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There are no taboos or
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There are no taboos or ov
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There are no taboos or over
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There are no taboos or overki
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There are no taboos or overkill
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There are no taboos or overkill,
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Ima
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Imagawa
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Imagawa Hayao
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Nii-chan, what are you doing?
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Oh, Macaron?
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I'm in the middle of writing a report.
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Do you want to watch?
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Yeah! I'll watch! I'll watch!
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Reflection of events that took place during
Imagawa Hayao's last three months: day forty.
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He continues to improve.
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As a result of his honest hard work,
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Imagawa Hayao has become beautiful...
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It's quite exquisite.
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He would look great even in Versailles!
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Nii-chan! Nii-chan!
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I made a journal about Imagawa, too, so you should read it.
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Oh~
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Let's see.
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Shock
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Attractive guy
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O month X day
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Imagawa was lame.
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He saw Andou-san getting along well with an attractive guy at the library.
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He looked shocked.
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He binge ate and became really fat.
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How do you like
my crossdressing?
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Phew...
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When Imagawa found out that the attractive guy was actually a woman, he was relieved.
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But he was still fat.
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Push-ups
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Jogging
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By combining dieting and exercise, Imagawa...
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...ended up about the same as he was before.
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And he lived happily ever after.
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I heard all of that...
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And like that, three months passed.
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Honestly, there's not much I'd change.
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You've done well these past three months.
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Yeah! It was really amazing!
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I'm so moved!
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Yes.
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Effort is the key to self-confidence, and then,
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that self-confidence increases the chances of your confession being successful.
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Successful!
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Now, go!
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Imagawa Hayao the 30-year-old!
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Go and bear the fruit of your love!
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Your love!
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You think I'm definitely going to be rejected, don't you?
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No way!
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Health and Physical Education
for 30-Year-Olds
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Did you bring a condom?
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See you later!
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Shut up!
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「Dilineation of "abnormal play"
. in the minds of women」
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Andou-san...
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I'm sorry for suddenly calling you out.
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Um... What is it?
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I've thought seriously about that time three months ago...
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Do your best! Do your best! Do your best! Do your best!
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...in spite of that, I love you!
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Please go out with me!
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Well said, Imagawa Hayao!
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All right!
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Push her down just like that and have sex with her!
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Now, push her down! Push her own!
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Push her down! Push her down!
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What do you think you're doing, looking like that?
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I was worried because she got called out by a man,
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but I never imagined the person who
called out Na-chan would be your target.
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You're such a nuisance!
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If that's the case, then you'll have to carefully consider what to do next.
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But consider this, little girl...
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My plan is perfect.
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Leave it to me, and their relationship will have longevity.
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I wonder about that.
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Ordinary methods won't work on our Na-chan.
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...Please...
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Eh?
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Please stop!
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Didn't I already say I couldn't?!
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A.K. Field deploy!
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A.K. Field full power!
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Allow me to explain.
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Andou Natsu learned how to make a "Stay away. Don't come here!!" Field in self defence class!
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In short, she'll deploy her A.K. Field!
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You understand now, don't you?
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If you don't do something about that field,
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it's impossible to get into Na-chan's heart!
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You'll be in trouble if you underestimate my target.
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Eh?
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Now, Imagawa Hayao the 30-year-old!
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Show me the results of your training!
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I can't! I can't! I can't!
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Nii-chan, what do we do?
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It can't be helped.
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Since it's come to this, we'll use our last resort.
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Macaron.
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Yes!
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O God, please grant your assistance to Imagawa Hayao!
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Semen.
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What are you doing?!
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Aren't you the god of sexual love?!
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I'm asking you what's impossible?
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Is it my looks?
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Because I'm not an attractive guy?
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No!
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There's nothing wrong with you, Imagawa-san.
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It's because I'm strange!
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Please, just leave me alone!
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Field release! 120%!
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...I won't...
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I can't leave you alone!
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I...
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I...
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Because I already love you this much.
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Ah!
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Wow!
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I'm sorry!
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Um... If you clearly say you hate me...
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Only then could I give up.
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I don't hate you, I'm just troubled.
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Eh?
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Um... Then what is it that's impossible?
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The cowgirl position.
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Wow.
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Seriously?
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Eh?!
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And so, we became a couple.
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hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
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ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
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Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
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nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
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何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
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I have a feeling that something is going to change.
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hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
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白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
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If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
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sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
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それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
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...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
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mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
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周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
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It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
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yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
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予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！
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...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
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saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
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最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
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To pass the remaining time...
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shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
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幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
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...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
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ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
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一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
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Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
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koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
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小指絡めＡから始めようよ
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We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
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futari dake no jugyou
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二人だけの授業
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The lesson only for us.
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Next Time: Let's go to Andou's house!!
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