Original subtitles

Thank you for coming today. Please be careful as you...

Uh... Um...

After the movie, have dinner.

If it's a little too early for dinner, you can take your time.

Andou-san, there's this restaurant that has delicious pasta-

Well, then. I'm going home now.

Goodbye.

Ah?

Eh?

Eh?

Health and Physical Education for 30-Year-Olds

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

「Women are also people」

Oh, no...

Imagawa, hurry up and come here! The boss monster appeared!

Being rejected twice is enough, don't you think?

Just give up and help him with the boss fight. We need healers!

I wasn't rejected!

Details of the first date

She just went home a little early.

Meet in front of the station

Movie [Love in the Heavens 2] (Running time 110 minutes)

Andou-san goes home

Date length 2 hours 30 minutes

I bet you suddenly said something about having sex again, didn't you?

I didn't!

I managed to escort her just the way you told me to!

I'm pretty sure I did...

If it's true you did exactly as I said,

then there really is no hope for you.

So, that's how it is after all?

Wait just a minute!

Aren't you back too soon?

Could it be you were rejected?

You'll never seize your chance like this.

You have quite the ego for a single 30-year-old.

And after a guy finally shows up, too.

About being rejected...

What?

I got nervous... and came home.

Seeing a movie with a 30-year-old guy made you nervous?!

Are you an idiot?!

You want to get rid of your virginity, don't you?

I... want to meet a wonderful person...

...and fall in love...

...and after that, we'll...

Onee-chan, say something to her!

After you have sex, make sure to wring out the condom.

She still can't remember how to speak Japanese.

Do it tightly!

So, did you hate the date?

No...

Imagawa-san was very considerate.

He matched my pace when walking...

God Dating Tip

Match the woman's walking speed.

Men who walk fast ahead of you are the worst.

He always walked closest to the road...

God Dating Tip

Walk next to the road!

Women don't want to be exposed to danger!

When I bumped into somebody and almost fell down, he caught me.

Did you send him a thank you email afterwards?

Eh?

You didn't?!

Send one now!

That's the basics! The basics!

Thank you very much

Today was really fun! If you like, please invite me out again.

You used too much punctuation in that message.

Eh?

Also, what's this?

If you send an email like that, it's like saying you don't care.

Eh?

But I said, "Please invite me out again."

That's too polite of a way to say it.

You'd write that even if you didn't want to see him a second time.

Eh?

Let me borrow that!

All right! Sent it!

Huh?

You sent it?

What did you write?!

Today was really fun!

If you like, please invite me out again.

Actually...

...there's another movie I'd like to see.

Huh? What does this mean...

Health and Physical Education for 30-Year-Olds

「The pros and cons \ of rear entry」

Today's special guest... Hoshi Hiroshi.

For the sake of helping you lose your virginity,

I'll help you with your weak points.

I've heard everything from your relative here.

Eh?

In order to rid you of the virginity that has plagued you for 30 years,

I'll lend you my help as well.

Family! Family!

Relatives?

Huh? Is that wrong?

No! No! Relatives! Yes!

I have been summoned by God because of my substantial experience in dating and having sex with women.

Wait. You aren't a virgin?!

Don't say something so rude!

He lost his virginity when he was 18 years old!

And that's not all. She was foreign!

His partner was a breathtaking beauty!

Miss Bulgaria!

She loved stargazing, and because of that...

Furthermore, by putting his stargazing hobby to use,

he was able to form a network of people around the world,

and remember the emails of women with similar hobbies.

It's all right, Imagawa.

You can do it even if you don't have any friends!

The pros and cons of rear entry.

The pros and cons of rear entry

The rear entry is a position that you often see in adult videos, adult games, and the like.

W-What is this?!

I'm more connected to the stars than when I was younger,

and as I continue to get older, I become more and more obsessed with various fantasies.

Fantasies connected to the stars...?

Deep within the mountains where I grew up,

at the height of the night, there was an abundance of stars,

far beyond my grasp.

On a night like that, you can admire all the stars in heaven.

That was the path my fantasy took.

And that was my first encounter with heavenly bodies.

There's no need to tell people quite so much about that.

Setting that aside...

Rear entry is not what would be considered an abnormal position.

However, in this position,

one of the advantages is that you can reach further inside.

If you choose a woman who really gets into it, there are limitless pleasant experiences to be had.

And there are also women who are okay with masochistic play, as well.

Miss Bulgaria was plenty masochistic with me.

She must have been a good tease!

Perfectly!

She would tease and tease until I was burning up!

And here I was thinking he was a virgin...

He's getting excited about stuff I don't even know...

...Exactly!

Before trying things like rear entry and rape imitation, it's good to find out what your partner likes first.

But I can't have sex like that my first time.

That's how it is...

Health and Physical Education for 30-Year-Olds

Health and Physical Education for 30-Year-Olds

「The pros and cons of \ the cowgirl position」

Pi-chan, why are you doing that?

Male and female... kiss!

Let's go! Let's go!

Virgin Pole!

E-Enable!

Pekichi!

Hey! Pi-chan!

It's an equivalent exchange.

In order for something to happen, there must be sacrifices.

Normally you would just make a note about it...

Pros and cons of the cowgirl position

Anyway, today's lecture is...

The pros and cons of the cowgirl position.

Cowgirl position?

This.

Gyaa! Bear! Bunny!

Bears and bunnies have sex this way, you know?

Onee-chan?

Ku-chan?

Ah, animals do it this way, don't they?

Ku-chan!

It's a big problem when you're 30 years old and don't even know what the cowgirl position is.

That's because I've lived my whole life not knowing anything about it...

That's why you're still a virgin at 30 years old!

Pros and cons of the cowgirl position

Now, let's get to today's lesson.

The pros and cons of the cowgirl position.

The cowgirl position allows the woman to freely move with the penis however she likes.

You can choose to move whichever way feels the best to you.

...Feels best...

What a late bloomer she is...

Health and Physical Education for 30-Year-Olds

「The right timing for confession」

Today I'm on a date with Andou-san once again.

This time, after we watched the movie, we went to a restaurant.

This is a nice, quiet restaurant.

I've been here with my superiors before,

and I thought this place had a good atmosphere.

Is that right?

The vegetables here are delicious!

I'm looking forward to it.

When you're on a date and she's talking,

look into her eyes when you speak to her.

I think I could like this place.

Really? I'm glad to hear that.

I've been crazy about this place ever since I ate here for the first time.

However,

because your date might get too nervous,

don't look into their eyes for more than 10 seconds!

It really is delicious!

That's all for today.

Today was a lot of fun.

Please invite me out again.

Andou-san!

Yes?

I also had a lot of fun today.

I want to be with you a lot more.

I love you!

Please go out with me!

I'm sorry! I can't!

H-Huh? Huh? Huh?

Like that, I was completely rejected by Andou-san.

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Next time: Let's go to an adult shop!!