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「When your confession is rejected」
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I-I...
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W-With me...
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Become one with me, please!
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Please...
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Please don't take me for an idiot!
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I got rejected.
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I got rejected!
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I thought it was supposed to be fate!
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God Board!
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When your confession is rejected...
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W-Wait.
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You can do that too, Macaron-kun?
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Wait... Why are you wearing a nurse outfit?
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I can do it, too.
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Is it bad if I do it?
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No... Nothing like that...
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Then... I'm continuing!
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When your confession is rejected
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When you are rejected the first time you confess...
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...it's often because the woman doesn't see you
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as someone she could be romantically interested in.
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However, despite that, there are many ways to get the girl
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to become conscious of the boy as a potential lover.
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Huh? Really?!
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Then if I do that...
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All right!
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It's coming into view!
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However...
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When you confess to a girl who is not very sexually aware,
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these are not the only possible reactions.
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In other words, it's like this in your case.
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Health and Physical Education
for 30 year olds
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boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
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僕がこの世で一番好きな
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I want to tell my feelings to you...
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kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
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君に気持ちを伝えたい
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...the one I love the most in this world.
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jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
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地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
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I may be plain and awkward...
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kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
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君に言葉を届けたい
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...but I want to deliver these words to you.
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onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
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同じ時間の中 少しずつ
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At the same time, little by little...
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atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
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新しい君を知る度に
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...I see a new side of you.
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mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
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胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
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Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
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mahou tsukai to yousei ga
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魔法使いと妖精が
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Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
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benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
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勉強中いたずらにキスをして
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so I kiss you.
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yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
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夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
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If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
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kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
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今日の講義を始めましょう
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Let's start today's lesson!
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I'm begging you!
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I'm in charge of maintenance starting today.
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I'm from Cherry Systems.
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Where can I find the person in charge?
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We've got plenty of computers.
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What did you say?! Do you call yourself a receptionist!?
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Also, don't you think it's indecent to look at photos of idols?
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Well, don't you!?
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I'm just checking the magazines for inappropriate content.
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Stay away from me, because your sweat is flying everywhere.
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This woman! Damn her!
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Sign: Be quiet in the library!
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Even though I sweat my guts out by coming here,
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isn't it rude of you to tell me to stay away because of it?
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Now, now. Calm down.
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...in the first place, sweating is effective at keeping you cool,
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so your bodily functions don't give out and
cause you to have more serious problems...
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...and when I get soaked with it like this...
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Eh?
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Health and Physical Education
for 30 year olds
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「How to ask for an email address」
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I've decided to move!
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I've decided I should move!
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She could have said, "Oh, how unexpected,"
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and taken the whole thing as a misunderstanding!
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All right.
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You need to get the email address of
that woman named Andou, or whatever.
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Huh?
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What are you talking about?
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You want me to have a "death before
surrender" attitude about Andou-san?
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You fool.
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The way I see it, that woman still hasn't disregarded you as a potential suitor.
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Eh?
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Is that right?
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It's because she misunderstood what you were trying to do.
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Instead, she thought you were a disgusting man,
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who was sexually harassing her.
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That's not good!
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Stop complaining about everything and go get her email address.
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Otherwise...
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Macaron!
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Yes!
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Momoko-chan!
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You fool!
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This is... the God Pair!
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I despise these guys!
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Um... Andou-san, the weather sure is nice today, huh?
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By the way, would you like to exchange email addresses?
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Wait! That's too direct!
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Um...
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Actually, it's my hobby to collect many people's email addresses.
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Could you please tell me your email address?
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What...?
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I wonder what he's doing, being so noisy?
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Oh, Miss?
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N-No!
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A.K. Field!
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Allow me to explain.
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Andou Natsu learned how to make a "Stay away. Don't come here!!" Field in self defence class!
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Stay Away
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Don't Come here!!
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Stay Away
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Don't Come here!!
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In short, she'll deploy her A.K. Field!
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Um... Andou-san!
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I'm sorry about the other day,
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but I really want to, so if you'd like,
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do you want to exchange email addresses?
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Uh... Yes, if you're okay with me.
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Is it all right if I send mine first?
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Yes... Um...
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Huh... You know this is the men's restroom, right?
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A.K. Field!
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I got her email!
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「Advantages of the missionary
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and more complex positions」
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Ah, Superintendent.
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Good evening.
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Imagawa Hayao...
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What is it, Superintendent?!
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The smell of a female is coming from your cell phone!
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Must I protect you from women who would take your virginity?!
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What's up with him?
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Congratulations!
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Eh?
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W-What?
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You got her email address, didn't you?
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How do you know that?!
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God... Because you're a God, you somehow found out my code!
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Huh?
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God bug!
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As long as I have this, I can get right through your code.
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Gods don't need a bug!
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Your arrogance is persistent.
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This time, I'll be sure to get rid of it!
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Get rid of it?
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Double God Board!
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Advantages of the missionary and more complex positions.
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The missionary position is possibly the most natural position for humans to have sex.
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The foundation of sex begins and ends with the missionary position.
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The first time you have sex you should stick to the basics, and not try anything too abnormal.
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Here are some variations of what you can do while inserting.
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Deep kissing, caressing the nipples and rubbing the outside can be done simultaneously.
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Good places for kissing are the neck, cheek and jaw.
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If you want to kiss, these are all good places to kiss!
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However, if you kiss too hard
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you'll leave a mark from being too enthusiastic!
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So, let's try kissing!
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Yes, I'll try kissing!
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Well, let's put it to practice with Macaron and Momoko.
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No! That would be awful!
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Yeah, I can do it! I'll do my best, my absolute best!
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Just a little bit...
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Okay! Then, let's do it!
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What are you doing, Macaron-kun!?
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That person made a really scary face.
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「How to ask someone on a date」
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Have you seen Aizura 2?
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No, I haven't seen it yet.
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Huh? You really loved the first one didn't you?
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Why don't you invite a guy to go with you?
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T-There's no way! It's fine.
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I'll get the DVD and watch it by myself...
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That sounds so lonely...
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A movie, huh?
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What are you doing all of a sudden?
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Why aren't you asking that woman out to the movie?
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That's not reasonable. I've already been turned down once...
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Besides, if I suddenly ask her out to go see a romantic movie, it would look like I had other motives, wouldn't it?
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But in reality you do, don't you?
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Even if I do, suddenly revealing those motives is bad, isn't it?
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And anyway, I haven't even sent her a single email...
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What did you say?!
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You haven't even sent her a single email?
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Are you an idiot? Are you that much of an idiot?!
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Nii-chan, you're overdoing it!
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Imagawa just has an overwhelming lack of
decisiveness from his lacklustre 30 years of life.
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You're not making it any better, Macaron-kun...
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Well, uh, what can I say... I sort of, uh...
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Argh, this is so frustrating!
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I will ask her out! I will ask her out and make her my woman!
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Eh?! W-Wait!
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Oh, oh! I'll ask her out!
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No, I'll do It! I will ask her right now!
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No! I want to ask her out!
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Me! Macaron! Me! Macaron! Me! Macaron! Me! Macaron!
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Wait a minute!
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I'm the one who wants to ask her out!
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Go ahead!
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Um... Andou-san...
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Eh?
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I-If you're free this Sunday,
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would you like to go see a movie?
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Ah... Okay. Well, this Sunday, then...
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And that's how I ended up going on my first date with Andou-san.
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hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
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ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
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Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
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nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
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何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
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I have a feeling that something is going to change.
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hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
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白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
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If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
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sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
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それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
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...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
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mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
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周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
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It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
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yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
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予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！
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...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
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saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
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最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
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To pass the remaining time...
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shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
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幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
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...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
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ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
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一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
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Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
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koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
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小指絡めＡから始めようよ
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We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
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futari dake no jugyou
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二人だけの授業
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The lesson only for us.
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Next time:
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Pi-chan and Ku-chan will make their appearance!
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